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Trashcam presents playing a game of American backyard football.

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Alright guys, I'm team captain. Josh is the other team captain and we're gonna all pick people and we're gonna pick our teams.

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Okay, everybody's been picked. So now we're gonna start off and here's what's gonna happen.

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No, no, no, shut up. I'm the leader here. I was the captain. I was the captain. So shut up.

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But, but, but, but, but, I, I, I brought the football. I should be the team captain.

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No, it doesn't matter who brought the football. I'm the captain. I live in this neighborhood.

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You don't even live in this neighborhood.

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Well, I'm gonna be the quarterback then.

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Well, no, I'm the quarterback of this team. I'm the captain and I'm the quarterback.

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Anyways, so here's what's gonna happen. Here's what's gonna happen.

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So we're gonna just do two hand touch. That's it. No tackling. No nothing.

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That's the end zone. That's the other end zone. No kickoffs. Let's play.

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So here's what we're gonna do. I want you to run this way and you, Kate's brother,

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you're gonna run to the left and then, hey, you, you're gonna run to the right.

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All right. None of them. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Nothing. Nothing.

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Now we should do the only thing. No, we're not gonna do a turn plate. We're not gonna do a turn plate.

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We need to run over here. We need to run over this way. See? Like this.

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Hi, I'm Michael and I'm Chris and this is the Donut Barks podcast.

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I don't know if you've ever been in one of those American backyard football scrums, but...

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Oh yeah, it happens all the time, especially sometimes on Thanksgiving.

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We would do that all the time and then, you know, going over to your house.

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I remember that. I remember there always be like this one kid that you'd always buck up at you

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and they were like, no, I'm the team captain. This is what we're gonna do.

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And you'd always have to draw it on the football, the routes that you were gonna run.

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You always had to do that.

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And it wasn't like actual directions. It was always, you gotta run this way. You gotta run this way.

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And there was always an argument of what we should do.

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And then the other guys on the other side are like, hurry up. Let's go.

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And you're like, shut up or try to do it. Yeah. It's, it's a whole thing. It's a whole experience.

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But anyways, welcome to the Dota Box podcast. We're glad to have you here.

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And special shout out to our international listeners. Singapore, Brussels, Belgium.

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You guys have been doing great.

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Also, Frank, Frankfurt, Germany has been doing awesome too.

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Yeah, heck yeah. It's crazy that our voices are being heard around the world.

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That's pretty nuts.

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Where are some of our places domestically, Chris?

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We got a new listener in Maine, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, New Mexico.

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California has been a good one. Washington, Oregon.

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A lot in the Midwest. We have a lot of good Midwest listeners.

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Yeah. We have some Iowa too. I think you said Iowa as well.

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But yeah, now we got, we're just growing steadily growing.

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It's just crazy to think that somebody people are listening to us, but we're glad that you're here.

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And we'll move on to our first segment, which is our old fashioned donut,

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which is a story from our past.

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And this one's actually from the, I guess, near past or wasn't too long ago.

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It's almost a year now, right, Chris?

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I think once this episode drops, it'll be just over a year.

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Yeah, when we came and saw you guys in San Antonio.

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Yeah, it was great.

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And yeah, you may remember about a year ago, if you've been listening to the show,

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that I've remarked that Chris got engaged.

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This was that trip that he came down and got engaged, which was great.

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And we can talk a little bit about that. If you want Chris, where did we go and what did we do?

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Well, so when we first got there, we did all the touristy stuff, right?

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Remember the Alamo. And I remember going in there, I remember I got mad that people did not take their hats off in the Alamo

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because there's a sign that says, out of respect for the fallen who gave their lives, please remove your hats.

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I was like, you don't know the price these people pay so that you can walk in this Alamo.

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There's not a lot of old school arcades around anymore. And this one had a lot of like the old school games.

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Yeah, this one was pretty cool. Of course, our favorite is always NFL Blitz.

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The only thing that I would change is, and shout out to Free Play up in Dallas.

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I'm giving all this business all the time.

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I'm having a rough time. Like my wife left me and I'm just feeling depressed and like, he was telling me his whole story, right?

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They were sucking it up. And we, and like big mic was like a big dude.

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It was pretty, pretty, I don't know, the hometown was not, not too great that day, but it was still pretty fun.

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And so if you watch American baseball, you know that if your team is down and it's like towards the end of the game, right?

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What do you do it before? I was like, it's for good luck. It's for the team.

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I just remember there's a, there's a picture of all of us with us wearing our rally caps and all that good stuff.

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Like if you watch an MLB game, like they'll pay in the crowd. And if the team is down, you'll see a bunch of people with their caps inside out and stuff like that.

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Yeah, the teams weren't even, yeah, the teams weren't even playing it. I guess people are just like, yeah, I'm going to go for my team or I know there are some people that their bucket list is to visit all 30 baseball parties.

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In America. And I'm totally cool if you want to do that. I understand that. But there were a lot of people wearing Milwaukee Brewers jerseys and the Brewers weren't even playing it.

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And then like Detroit Tigers was another one. They weren't playing either. But yeah, so good times had by all in San Antonio. If you're going to come visit, it's a pretty cool place.

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The thing I like about it is that it is a, it's a big city, but it's not like super big like Dallas or Houston. Like it's big enough to have a lot of stuff to do, but it's not so big that you're just like, I hate, I would hate living here.

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I hate being here.

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But, but yeah. Anyways, any other notes on that before we move on?

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One more note on that. The last time I was down in the riverwalk and doing one of the riverboat tours, they said something quite interesting.

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They said that there was actually evidence that San Antonio was civilized before St. Augustine in Florida because St. Augustine was technically the first settled place in the United States or the oldest like civilized place on the continent.

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And they were saying that San Antonio was, but I'm not sure that is.

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San Antonio is part of God's country. That's right. Bless God. San Antonio was here first.

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See, just like that. You never know about these things.

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And they got created Texas. So that's how I know that San Antonio was here.

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Alright, man. Well, let's go over to the jelly donut, which is our jail report.

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Who do you think private pile? Sir, jelly donut, sir. A jelly donut.

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And it's my week to do the jail report. So we're going to start off with one.

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And you're going to like this one. A Louisiana woman was wanted for second degree murder and was apparently unhappy with the photo officials used on social media to help bring her to custody.

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So she decided to vent. She got on her own social media and said, quote, that picture ugly.

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And she was still at large at the time. So she commented straight on that person's mug or on her mug shot on the Crime Stoppers like Facebook page.

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So then the sheriff's office commented back and said, you're always welcome to head over here to the sheriff's office to take a new picture if you want.

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You know, the little cheeky police joke there. And so next thing you know, there was a post and she had turned herself in apparently the next day.

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Oh, so you're saying that she was still wanted and she commented on her mug shot and then she turned herself in.

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I guess she got what she wanted. I thought when you said she was large, I thought she was upset because she was large in the picture or something.

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Context is key. Okay.

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Yeah, right. No, she wasn't. She wasn't a big lady. She wasn't a big lady. But yeah, apparently she commented straight on that Crime Stoppers Facebook page and was like that picture ugly.

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That's literally what she said. Word for word.

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That's what that's what the quote says that picture ugly. Three words. You know, Louisiana folks are just a different kind of folk. They're just different breed.

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Oh, yeah. All right. So this one's this next one's from the UK. So he escaped from jail and he was living life on the run, of course.

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And he got caught because the new Call of Duty came out and he couldn't help himself besides go out and get the new Call of Duty.

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So 36 year old alluded police after escaping jail. And the jig was up when he ventured out of hiding to buy a new copy of Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War.

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And when they asked what he was doing, that he literally said, I've come to get the new Call of Duty because I can't just sit around and lock down all day.

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I've come to get the new Call of Duty because I can't bear to stay in lockdown. I feel like they're so polite, bro.

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But here's the thing, dude, like that man didn't put it on pre-order. Should have pre-ordered it for GameStop.

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That man could have got that online. He could have got it on his PS4. You should have got your buddy to go get it for you or something, dude. That's dumb.

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Yeah, exactly. You better get it shipped to your house, man. Like I mean, come on. You can get that stuff shipped to your house.

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All over Coat. Call of Duty.

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Now I've got to try the British accent.

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I've come to get the new Call of Duty because I can't sit around and lock down all day.

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That's pretty good. Let's do it Scottish. I've come to get the new Call of Duty because I can't stay around and lock down all day.

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I've come to get the new Call of Duty because I can't sit around and lock down.

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I'm sorry, listeners. We're just going off.

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That's terrible.

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We're practicing. We're practicing. You're lucky we don't do that in the improv segment straight up.

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All right. Next person here. You'll think this one's funny as well. It comes from the state of Louisiana again.

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A burglar was busted thanks to Cheeto dust on her teeth.

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That's great. How did that happen? I want to know the story now.

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A woman was busted for home invasion thanks to Cheeto dust found on her teeth.

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She was arrested for first degree burglary after allegedly committing a dangerously cheesy act. I don't know who wrote that, but that's funny.

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Basically, cops say that they arrived to that home and the thief had already gone.

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However, they had found a bag of Cheetos and a water bottle near an open window.

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Essentially, what happened was they found that a few seconds later, that lady, the lady who was robbing the place,

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emerged from the shadows outside. They chased her and then, of course, they had deeter.

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Apparently, she had Cheetos all up in her teeth. That's how they do it with her.

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You got Cheeto dusting your teeth.

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Okay. I don't know, man. That's just a dumb way to get caught.

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Good detective work for them to use their deductive reasoning. That's great.

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Great job, Louisiana PD. Anyways, my question is, if you're going to rob somebody's house, why are you going to sit there and eat Cheetos and drink a bottle of water while you're at it?

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She was hungry, dude. Leave her alone.

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I don't know, man.

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Alright. Next one. There's a thief and he was swiping these packaged thieves. What do they call them? Porch bandits, I think that's what they call them, right?

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Yeah. That's exactly what they're called.

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Well, essentially how this guy was able to get caught, and he'll think this is great. So this person had a ring doorbell camera and as the thief was walking away to his car, his pants fell down, exposing a tattoo on their left buttocks of Mickey Mouse,

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the homeowner, because apparently whatever was in this box that this guy stole, apparently it was like $5,000, and apparently when they reported it to the police, they knew exactly who the guy was because he was a repeat offender in their local county jail,

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so they were able to track him down all because of his Mickey Mouse tattoo.

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Why does he got Mickey Mouse on his butt cheeks, bro? Ah, bro. What if the ears are his butt cheeks?

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I don't know. Is that what it is? Like the two ears are his butt cheeks?

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No, no. I can see a picture of it. No, it's like... I don't even know what to say to you about that right now.

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Nah, man. It's like all Mickey's head and ears are his whole cheeks. Oh, okay. Not even my head. It's only on a singular cheek.

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This is one of the... Okay, so his face. His face covers the whole cheek. I got it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much it's just a one cheek is just Mickey. Is it at least a well done tattoo or is it pretty messed up?

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I'll be honest, the picture that I see only half of the cheek, but I can tell enough to tell what's going on.

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Well, this is getting interesting. Alright, so next one here. Connecticut woman is arrested for driving drunk twice in one day.

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So Connecticut woman, she was arrested for the second time in one day while driving intoxicated, headed to the liquor store shortly after she was arrested for the same crime.

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So she bailed out and then got drunk again?

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Yeah. It was headed to the liquor store apparently, so she bailed out pretty quick apparently because it said that she was arrested and had gotten out and headed straight to the liquor store after.

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Apparently she was still intoxicated partially. And so the first crime that happened, she crashed her 2012 Lexus sedan and then parked the car around 230.

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And essentially the police pulled up and they saw damage on the vehicle and there had been a hit and run that was reported as well as them smelling alcohol on her breath. So they did a field sobriety test and she was then arrested with a blood alcohol level of 0.23.

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So here's my question. They didn't let her sleep that off first. Like what remind me where is this at?

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Connecticut. So they didn't let her, normally they let you, like if you're drunk, they normally let you sleep that off like before they let you get bailed out or something.

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You know, that's really weird.

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Well, and think about the nature of her crime to this point, right? She's already been in part of a hit and run. She's already blood alcohol of 0.23. So they've taken her in.

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And so she was charged with DUI and then she was also charged with possession of a controlled substance because she had a painkiller that was discovered in a purse that wasn't prescribed to her.

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But just six hours after she was released, she was headed to the liquor store. The cops pulled her over shortly before she got to the liquor store where her blood alcohol level was still 0.09, which is still above the limit.

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Wow, dude. That's like a misstep for sure. Like that is a big misstep because she was three times the legal limit, almost three times. That's, dude, I don't know. That's bad police work.

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Yeah, it is. I mean, they should have let her detox that one off, but that's pretty crazy. Twice in one. And she was headed back to the liquor store. She was like, I ain't done.

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All right, last story here. You might have heard this one. This one happened just a few years ago. The cops were searching for a man who was part of a viral video about licking Bluebell ice cream that came straight out of a...

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Yeah, I'm part of that.

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Came straight out of one of those freezers, you know, one of the grocery freezers, and it was in Walmart. And so the viral video about, of course, like I just said, Bluebell ice cream in Walmart and licking the contents.

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And then they put it back in the freezer. Like they licked it and then they put it back in the freezer. And so an arrest warrant was put out for this person, 24-year-old Mr. Anderson, who they said posted the social media of himself licking the ice cream.

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Walmart surveillance cameras show that Anderson did eventually take the Bluebell out of the freezer and buy it, which wasn't captured on social media.

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Basically, Walmart was forced to dump, apparently, all of the Bluebell ice cream because they didn't know for sure. And so essentially, they still arrested him.

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And they arrested you for like being a biohazard or like it's something to that nature.

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Yeah, the charges were criminal mischief and then misdemeanor criminal mischief, which I don't know what the difference...

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I guess one's a felony and one's not, but I thought both were misdemeanors.

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Anyways, but it's punishable up to about a year in jail and a $4,000 fine, but it doesn't say what ended up happening.

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I don't think anything probably did happen. They probably gave him a fine in probation or something.

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But apparently in July of 2019, a 17-year-old girl did the same exact thing.

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They did the Bluebell ice cream, licked the container and then put it on Instagram as she put it back on the shelves.

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Some of these things, I don't understand why people would be doing some of this stuff.

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They do it because it's different and it makes them go viral.

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Just like the ice bucket challenge when that was a thing. Everybody was doing that and then people see it and they do it to get.

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Regardless of if people like it or not, people are going to watch it because they get enraged at it.

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Because it's like, oh, I can't believe she did this. So she's still getting views and reacts and so it's still getting her.

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What an interesting time we live in.

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We live in a stupid age of TikTok. This isn't what fries my donuts, so I'm not going to go into that.

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Well, what we will go into is our next segment, which is the donut hole in Kris.

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I've got some questions for you and it's stuff that we like.

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It's either or or would you rather and it's all food related stuff.

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This is interesting food from around the world and I was going to straight up ask you like, oh, would you eat this?

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Most of this food is quite weird and I can hear you say no, no, no.

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So I'm just going to say, would you rather eat this or would you rather eat that?

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Okay, can we back up though a little bit? My favorite story was the Mickey Mouse butt cheek ears.

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That was my favorite from the jail report. I just wanted to put that on the record.

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I can't believe they caught him based on that.

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Well, if we're going to go back to them.

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I'm sorry.

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My thing is, and they knew who he was. So apparently, he left his pants sag or something. I don't know.

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Anyways, so I'm sorry. Go ahead. I interrupted your donut hole. I apologize.

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No worries. No worries. So this is particularly popular. So remember, it's either this or that.

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So the first one is chicken feet. So have you heard of chicken feet and either fried or boiled?

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And I'm sure you've heard of Haggis from Scotland.

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Remind me what Haggis is. I've heard of it, but remind me what it is.

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So Haggis is a mixture of sheep's heart, liver, lungs, and it's minced with onions, oatmeal, soot, and it's seasoned with salt and spices cooked inside the animal's stomach.

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Okay. I think I would probably eat Haggis because I think I would have a better chance of forgetting what it is.

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And there's enough stuff mixed in there that I could probably maybe stop.

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Yeah. No, I get that. I get that. And you probably heard of this. It's either 3-pah or 3-pahs. Have you heard of?

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Oh yeah, I've heard of that.

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So essentially what we've got is, and for those of you who don't know, it's essentially the stomach lining of various animals.

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Most of the time here in the United States, it's pig intestines or pig stomach.

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And so essentially what it is is, I don't know, either put it in a soup with a lot of spices and basically gets soaked up into all that good jazz.

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Sometimes it's like onions and different things like that. It has an interesting smell to it. I'll put you that way.

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So either that or something called cash, which is a Middle Eastern, which I'll explain what it is.

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So it's made up of stewed cows feet and head. It's a comfort food and now it's considered delicacy.

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Essentially what it is is, it's essentially the entire stewed cow's head, like stripped of its skin and meat and like a soup.

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Is the eye still in there?

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Dude, I don't know, man.

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Because at one point I don't really want to eat the pig intestines, but I don't want to eat cow's head with.

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I guess I'll go with treat bus.

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See, this is where it gets hard, right? It's all going to be interesting stuff.

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Alright, so now we're getting into some Japanese stuff.

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Japan has tuna eyeballs and it's just what it sounds like, the eyes of tuna and they're served raw.

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So we're black pudding, which is essentially blood sausage. So it's sausage and essentially in a blood sauce, if that makes sense.

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Like it's blood and other parts of the animals melded down into a sauce.

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Dude, I can't eat any eyeballs or nothing. I can't do that. So I guess I'm going with blood sauce. I don't know. Both of it's sick.

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I got you. Hopefully it gets a little better for you here.

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This one's a familiar one here. I don't know if you like spam.

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Spam is here in the United States. It's canned meat. It's essentially just a variation of chicken, beef, and I think pork meat all mashed into kind of a loaf, if that makes sense.

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And then the next one is kind of an interesting one. It kind of goes weirdly off on the different spectrum here.

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It's called, and for those of you in Iceland, I'm sorry if I messed this up, hakarl. And essentially what it is, is it's the rotten carcass of the Greenland shark.

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And it's buried underground in the shallow pit and pressed with stones because it's poisonous internal fluids that allow it to live in such cold waters need to be drained out.

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So it's drained for about six months, but it smells like ammonia once it's done. However, it tastes very strong and fishy, but apparently it is a delicacy around the world.

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Why would I eat that? There's nothing appetizing or peeling that makes me even want to try that. So the first one, what was the first one?

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Spam.

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Oh yeah, spam all the way, dude. I'm frying spam. I'm doing whatever. I ain't, no, I'm not eating that nasty rotten carcass of a shark.

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Do you like spam? Like, do you actually like spam?

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No, I really don't care for spam.

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This is an interesting game, isn't it? Did you know this was a thing? I did not know until I read about this. This was a thing.

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And apparently in China, there's something that is known as a 100 year old egg. And apparently it is truly 100 years old and it's preserved with a mixture of clay.

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And pretty much it's turned from ash and quick lime and basically brings it back to life, essentially.

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And the egg yolk turns dark green or even black with shiny white exterior that almost looks like a translucent jelly and smells kind of like ammonia, but it tastes just like an egg.

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But it is over 100 years old and apparently it is extremely expensive.

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Would you eat the 100 year old egg or would you eat what is called stink heads, which is from Alaska?

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In Alaska, it's the fermented head of a king salmon with the eyes out, no eyes, but it's of the salmon.

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It's buried underground for a few weeks until pretty much everything's tender then they cook it.

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Neither of them, I'm not going to eat either because they both sound disgusting, but I hate eggs.

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I hate eggs and the fact of eating a nasty 100 year old black egg.

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Who thinks of these ways to eat these? Who thinks of that? Like, you've got to be sick.

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And people are like, oh yeah, that's a jealousy. No, you're stupid. You're sick is what you want.

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And you know how much for one singular egg it's going for $3,500.

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You've got to be kidding me. $3,500? Heck, no, bro. People are crazy.

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So we only got a few left here. How do you feel about bugs, Chris? They're like roasted.

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They're dead, but like roasted bugs.

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Okay, so the next two choices is ones from Thailand. It's called Jing Lied and they're giant, they're big grasshoppers.

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Typically they are fried in a ginormous wok so that they are hollow.

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Apparently they're a lot like popcorn when you eat it, with flavoring.

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And then in Japan, on the island of Japan, they have wasp crackers.

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They're crackers, essentially what it is, this is a biscuit or a cracker.

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And instead of chocolate chip cookies, wasp with the, essentially with the stingers removed.

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So it's just they're been roasted and they're putting a cracker.

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I think I'm going to go with the grasshoppers, man. Both of those don't sound too bad.

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I think I'd try both of them. I'd try them at least once.

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Yeah, to me, I've had grasshoppers and I've had those roasted little grubworms and stuff.

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If you put seasoning on them, I mean, roasted, they're pretty good.

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Now, live, I don't know about live, but good protein.

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So last couple here, we have in Cambodia, they do what is known as a fried spider.

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And essentially they marinate in soy sauce, sugar and salt and then fry it in garlic.

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And then apparently it has more meat than the grasshopper.

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But the only bad part about it is apparently when you eat certain parts of it,

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there is a brown sludge that comes out of the abdomen.

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And so most people like to cut out the middle bits of it, but the rest are crunchy like the grasshopper.

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Or would you rather have the grubworm, and this particular one comes from Australia,

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and it's called the Wichiti Grub.

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That just sounds Australian. Wichiti Grub.

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I might be going to put a Wichiti Grub on the barbie.

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Pretty much. And it's part of the Australian bushmeat family, as it probably sounds there.

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And it was a staple of indigenous Australians in the desert.

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You can crisp it and then taste like roast chicken.

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I'm going with the bushmeat. You're going with the Wichiti Grub.

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Yeah, that sounds more appealing than having to cut whatever sludge out of whatever it was.

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And I don't like spiders anyway. You eat spiders? I don't know. I'm not.

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But yeah man, so there you go. There's your donut hole.

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So I guess that brings us to our next segment, which is what fries my donut.

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Chris, what's got you fried up buddy?

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Oh buddy, you can bet that I got something and this is not like super specific.

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It's not like people who drive red cars with a white tail light.

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No, that's not what I'm talking about.

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I'm talking about people that they want to move from where they're living

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because where they're living is so bad they want to move somewhere else.

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But they want to move there to build a better life,

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but they want to have their ideologies the same at that place.

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And they're like, oh, I'll give you a prime example.

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There are a lot of Californians moving to Texas and they'll be like, oh yeah,

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well we don't like what Texas stands for.

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We don't like the way Texas is doing things.

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But we like your economy and we like that you have jobs and we like that it's a better way of life.

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And it's like there's a reason why you left your way of life.

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00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
There's a reason why you left the state that you came from.

372
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Same thing has happened in Florida.

373
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,000
You got a whole bunch of New York people that are moving down to Florida and being like,

374
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000
oh yeah, it's great down here except we don't really agree with the way that you're doing things.

375
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
And all that good stuff.

376
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
It's okay if you want to move here to find a better life for yourself,

377
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
but don't enforce your views on us.

378
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
That's all I'm saying.

379
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Texas is good.

380
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Texas has been great.

381
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,000
And so I'm like, Texas is Texas and the economy is doing so well for a reason.

382
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:14,000
I think it all boils down to is I don't like just ideas and agendas being shoved down my throat.

383
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
I really don't.

384
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I'm sick of that happening.

385
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:23,000
And it's like I have to be, I have to accept your idea and agree with it in order to be tolerant.

386
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:29,000
No, I can hear you out and I can treat you as a human being and that's me being tolerant,

387
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
but I don't have to agree on your ideals and beliefs.

388
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:39,000
So all I have to say is if you're moving from California to Texas or you're moving somewhere from another state,

389
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,000
realize that that state is going to be different and each state has a different view.

390
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:50,000
It's not like I'm going to Seattle, Washington and trying to impose Texas views on Seattle, Washington.

391
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Like it's just not going to work.

392
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,000
It's like we're going to go up to Washington state and be like, you know what, start passing out the rifles, boys.

393
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
The NRA is moving in.

394
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
It's like, nah, I don't think so.

395
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
But I get what you're saying.

396
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I think part of it is the fact that opinions are tough to be had nowadays.

397
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:20,000
It's either you have to conform to what the large media and what a lot of people are saying is the quote unquote right way.

398
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
And there's not a lot of variance of what that opinion can be.

399
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I feel like that's part of the problem.

400
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:32,000
But yeah, man, I just think that it's just crazy to me that all these people are moving here.

401
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
When you were started talking, I was like, oh, you're talking about Austin.

402
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I used to live in Austin, Texas.

403
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I know.

404
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:44,000
And even the last few years, I mean, heck, even 10, not even 10 years ago,

405
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,000
six, seven years ago versus now it's a completely different place, like it's a completely different place.

406
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
The ideals are different.

407
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I'll even put it to this way.

408
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:01,000
The bad part and what Chris is talking about is a lot of these people are moving in.

409
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And the model of Austin used to be keep Austin weird and keep Austin and it still technically is.

410
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:15,000
But I feel like that model is kind of lost its luster because it used to be that was because it was a small hippie-dippy town

411
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:22,000
and it was, okay, keep Austin itself, keep the big corporations out, keep all these things from happening, all that sort of thing.

412
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Keep it hippie-dippy Texas like we had it.

413
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000
And then next thing you know, they're ginormous corporations.

414
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I mean, the skyline is just booming right now.

415
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:40,000
At the same time, it is still hippie-dippy quote unquote, but it's become corporate hippie-dippy if that makes sense.

416
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:46,000
And so it's a weird different thing and it's not very good.

417
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
It's not great and the ideals are just kind of whack, to be honest.

418
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
And here's the thing.

419
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:59,000
The people that preach tolerance the most are the most intolerant people that I have ever seen because these people that are like,

420
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:06,000
yeah, you need to be tolerant of other people, but as soon as you disagree with them, they're like, well, you're just, you're just a bigot.

421
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
You're just this and you're just that.

422
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:14,000
You need to, it's like either you conform to our ways or we cancel you and we shut you down.

423
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And it's like there's no room for discussion or opinion or nothing.

424
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
And it's like, bro, like I don't want your agenda shut down.

425
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
I don't like that.

426
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Like, it doesn't matter what it is.

427
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Even if you're like a salesperson and you're trying to shove something in my face or show, it makes me less inclined to buy it.

428
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Makes me less inclined to hear you if you're trying to shove an agenda or an idea in my face.

429
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Like I'm not about it.

430
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:47,000
And maybe it's just because I'm like pretty rooted in my morals and what I believe in, but I'm like open to treating people as human beings.

431
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And it's like there are some of my, you know, friends that I consider like, yeah, I'm pretty cool friends with this person.

432
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I don't agree with everything they believe in at all, but we're still friends and we have discussions about it.

433
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
And it ends in like a good bit like, huh, that's a good point.

434
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000
You bring up a valid point or hey, I see where you're coming from, but you know what?

435
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
I just don't agree with you and we leave it at that.

436
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Then we go on to talking about something else or doing, you can be friends with people that you don't agree with.

437
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,000
In fact, it's, it's actually natural that we're not going to agree with everything.

438
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Chris and I don't agree on everything, you know, nobody's going to agree on everything.

439
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Nothing's ever going to be a perfect situation, but it's just, I don't know, I think it's dumb that it's, you have to conform to a singular way almost.

440
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Or like Chris said, you're canceled or you're the problem.

441
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
They make it like you're the problem.

442
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
It's like, why do I have to be the problem?

443
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Why can't I, why can't I just think the way that I think?

444
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Exactly. And then it's like the minute you bring up what you believe and it's like, oh, well, that's wrong.

445
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Oh, you're not being tolerant. It's like, no, I just brought up a different way of thinking.

446
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Can we not like think differently?

447
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Can we not have different ways of viewing stuff?

448
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Like I just don't get why that's not, hey, accept it.

449
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I don't get that.

450
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
And again, not get angry at it.

451
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Like why do you got to get angry at it?

452
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
I mean, it doesn't, we can all be adults about things.

453
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:17,000
And I just think that it really shows how divided a lot of people are and how rooted they are of like, I'm right and everybody else is wrong.

454
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000
And so everybody just has to fight that crap.

455
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I don't understand.

456
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
But anyways, I totally get what you're saying.

457
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
One last example.

458
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I've seen videos of this and it's like people that are sitting in their cars eating chicken and like these vegans will come up to the window and they'll yell at them.

459
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
They'll be like, you're doing such a wrong thing.

460
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Like you are murderer.

461
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
You're doing this and that.

462
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
And it's like, dude, I was literally in mind in my own business.

463
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Like why do you take it on the knee to like come bother me just because I decided that I'm not going to be a vegetarian?

464
00:41:47,000 --> 00:42:01,000
And because you know what the messed up part is if they're over there in their vegan restaurant and I go over there with Chicken Express and walk in the door and start eating on some chicken, they're going to be really, really, really offended.

465
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
They're going to be really hurt.

466
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
They're going to be like, get out.

467
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
They're probably going to call the cops on me or something.

468
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I don't, I don't know, but they would be extremely offended.

469
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It's like, so why can't we get mad?

470
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Because when that person gets mad, it's like, oh, well, you're not allowing them to have their voice and you're not being tolerant.

471
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
It's like, hold on.

472
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
What are you talking about?

473
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Why can't I eat chicken in peace without people running up to me and yelling in my face and telling me that I'm wrong for it?

474
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
That's not cool.

475
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
It's like, you know, what if I think you're wrong for not eating chicken?

476
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
It's like, but I don't come up to you to say that.

477
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Bottom line is, if you're moving to another state, just know that they're going to have different ideologies.

478
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
And so if you don't agree with that, don't move there.

479
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
And that's all I'll leave it at.

480
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And just let everybody live.

481
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Just let everybody live.

482
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Everybody's going to do their own thing.

483
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Who the heck cares?

484
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000
As long as it's not really affecting you.

485
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
So I think we're going to segue into our next segment, which is our Mystery Donut.

486
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
That's our improv segment.

487
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
What do we got, buddy?

488
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
We got free improv.

489
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:06,000
So let's go ahead and pull out an accent and then a scenario from the head.

490
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
All right.

491
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
So the first thing is the accent.

492
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
We've never done this one before.

493
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
We've done old men, but we've never done old women.

494
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
And I don't know.

495
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I've heard a lot of old women go back and forth.

496
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
So that's going to be interesting, but we got to do a location now.

497
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Oh, let's see.

498
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Let me draw out.

499
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Okay.

500
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
At a bake sale.

501
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Oh, that's great.

502
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
How fitting.

503
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It falls right in line.

504
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
That falls right in line.

505
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Yes, it does.

506
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
All right.

507
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
You want me to start it off for you guys?

508
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
I could start it off.

509
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Now, Violet, I'm just so glad that you brought your brownies, my daughter-in-law Sharon.

510
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:56,000
She could learn a thing or two from you because I tell you that girl, she must not ever touch

511
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
us, spoon or a spatula.

512
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
I don't think she even knows what a kitchen is.

513
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
I can't quite hear you.

514
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
What is your happiness last night, Gladys?

515
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I lost my teeth and I didn't end up getting a replacement this morning.

516
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:19,000
So I put my hearing aids in and I'm having a hard time talking to you.

517
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Oh, Sharon.

518
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Sharon, you know what my grandson Chase did the other day?

519
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
He did the funniest thing.

520
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:34,000
We were all sitting around at the table and he said, Beemaw, look at me.

521
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I'm a pirate and he just put a little pirate patch on.

522
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
That's our little Chase.

523
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000
He's just so funny always making us laugh.

524
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Why do we always have to talk about your little grandson?

525
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Every time you want to talk, it's always about the grandson.

526
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Well, everyone knows my grandson.

527
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Oh, I can't do that.

528
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Oh, screw it.

529
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Everyone knows my grandson's dead and you want to bring your little precious

530
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
grandchildren up in front of me.

531
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
You stupid sons of...

532
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Oh, Sharon, you know that you are just so bitter because Gregory did not ask you out

533
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
to the Sark Hop.

534
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:24,000
He did not ask you out in 1955 and now you're just all that bitter.

535
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I tell you something.

536
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Next thing we have, we need to have girls night.

537
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
We need to go out.

538
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
We need to get nails done.

539
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
We need to slap around some men, call them little girls.

540
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
That's what we need.

541
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000
We need good night all together, all as ladies.

542
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:49,000
I tell you, you're all jacking around here.

543
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I'm so sick of y'all.

544
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Y'all must not go through menopause yet because y'all all cycling up.

545
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I'm crying like you're on a rat.

546
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Now, I just think and that's not fair.

547
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I think that...

548
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Oh, God, I think my heart's about to go.

549
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Well, I'll see you ladies later.

550
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:21,000
I got to go ahead and take these cakes to Pastor William so that we can sell them for the

551
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
bake sale.

552
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I'll make sure that I invite you guys to my grandson, Gregory's piano reticital.

553
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:36,000
It's at three o'clock at the Susan B. Anthony Hall at the George C. Wilkins Middle School.

554
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Make sure y'all come because he's really nervous and he just needs all of our prayer

555
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000
warriors to get together and pray for him.

556
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000
You know that we'll be there with bells on.

557
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
That sounded like a man that showed up.

558
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I'm sorry.

559
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
That was B. Arthur that showed up.

560
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
B. Arthur?

561
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
That's Aunt B.

562
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Is it that?

563
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
No, no.

564
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
B. Arthur is Golden Girls.

565
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

566
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I know.

567
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:12,000
I always thought she was a man, bro, to be honest with you.

568
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Man, this episode has gotten...

569
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
This is great.

570
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
This episode has been fantastic.

571
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
All right, man.

572
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Well, speaking of, we're moving on to our positive advice.

573
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
That's our E-Clear donut.

574
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
So, Chris, I think I started it last week.

575
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
So go ahead and...

576
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Yeah, I was like, last week we didn't really do the same normal flow.

577
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
We kind of did it different way.

578
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000
But anyways, mine is, and I know we said this before, but just trust your gut.

579
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
If you know, hey, this is the way that I need to do something,

580
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
or I should have done it this way to begin with.

581
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Dude, I have learned that lesson so many times this week.

582
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,000
It's like, I was having ideas of doing stuff for camp,

583
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000
and most of it was making craft or setting something up.

584
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
And then I had these other people like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

585
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
You need to do it this way.

586
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
You need to do it this way.

587
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000
So I listened to these people, and they were like,

588
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
so this week I was trying to make a prop vault door, right?

589
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
And I had an idea of how I wanted to make it,

590
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
and I was telling someone, and they were like, no, no, no, no, no.

591
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
You want to do it this way.

592
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
You want to take a pool noodle and wrap it with this duct taping,

593
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
so it makes it look this way, and this is the way to do it.

594
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
And this person is probably pretty good at arts and crafts,

595
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:32,000
so I listened to them, and then it just did not turn out the way that it was supposed to.

596
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,000
So I went back to doing it my way that I should have done in the first place,

597
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
and it took me a whole lot less time.

598
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000
And I had literally spent three hours making this thing,

599
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
and I was like, I should have just done it the way that I knew how to do it in the first part.

600
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000
So I second guessed myself because someone else was like, no, no, no, no, no,

601
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you need to do it this way.

602
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So when you second guess yourself, man, you make mistakes and you cost more time.

603
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
So if you're like in your heart of hearts, if you know how to do something,

604
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
you're like, yeah, I should have done it this way to begin with.

605
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You save yourself so much more time.

606
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
So I hope that makes sense.

607
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah, heck yeah.

608
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Sometimes it's hard.

609
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Essentially what you're saying is trust your gut,

610
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and what your gut tells you to do, that's what you should go with most of the time.

611
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I've gone through that a ton.

612
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But Jam Man, so mine this week is, it's someone on the same page,

613
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but if it's out of your control, then don't stress about it.

614
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And that's really, really hard, and it's really, really, really hard.

615
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
And it's easier when you see other people going through it, right?

616
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Like my fiance, I'll give you a little insight here.

617
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So somebody from their work basically like HR was like,

618
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
oh, we need to talk to you about something,

619
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but kind of made it really, really vague.

620
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000
And she was worrying about, oh, you know,

621
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well, I get in trouble.

622
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Is it something that I did, things like that?

623
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But it was a whole week until she was going to find out.

624
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000
You know, the biggest thing is you only know what you know.

625
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It's really easy to get swept up into the,

626
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
oh, I can get in trouble in all the what ifs of what's going on.

627
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
But until you get into that moment,

628
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you don't actually know what's going on.

629
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And in that case, most, you know, I told her probably what's happening.

630
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It's probably about somebody else and they're trying to gather information.

631
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,000
If it was about you, they have to disclose a lot more information.

632
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
And there's a lot more stuff, but it's really easy to get swept up into those.

633
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Oh, what if, what if this happens?

634
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
What if this happens?

635
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What if it's about this one thing that could be that maybe somebody took this the wrong way,

636
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or you know, something along those lines.

637
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And all I'm saying is it's really easy to get swept up into that,

638
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but don't stress about those things until there's something to stress about.

639
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Don't stress about the car because it's making a noise

640
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
if it doesn't have the check engine light on.

641
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
You know what I mean?

642
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Like, I mean, it's just, it is what it is.

643
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
It is what it is.

644
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Some things just happen sometimes.

645
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000
And some things, sometimes things just need to work through some,

646
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
but you give what I'm saying.

647
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Yep, let go, let go and let God.

648
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
That's basically what you're saying.

649
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.

650
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,000
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652
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653
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000
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654
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
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655
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000
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656
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
So yeah, man, you got anything to add before we take this donut box to the trash?

657
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Yeah, man, this is, this episode will be our 80th episode altogether.

658
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
We're only 20 away from 100.

659
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Woohoo!

660
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
That's pretty crazy because once we get to 100,

661
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
that means we'll be close to almost season three at that point.

662
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Yeah, it'll be great.

663
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
So yeah, we love you guys.

664
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Have a great week.

665
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Hey, it's the start of summer for some people and it's great.

666
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Summer is upon us.

667
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
So yeah, we're going to take this donut box out to the trash.

668
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I'm Mike, I'm Chris, and this has been the donut box podcast.

669
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