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Trash can presents the life of a middle school boy.

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Now, Chase, what did I tell you about being up past two in the morning?

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Your bedtime is not a-

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Jeez, Mom, I'm starting to get a kill of Fortnite.

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Can you seriously knock next time?

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Now, I'm just trying to come in here and clean this pigsty of a room.

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I'm not really understanding why you're being so mean right now.

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I'm not being mean, Mom. You're just literally coming in and walking in front of the screen.

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Look, now I just got killed.

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You know, I saw you texting earlier. Were you texting that nice girl Miranda from the home screen?

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Oh, Mom, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Mom. You're gonna frickin' ruin my life.

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You know, I was talking to her mother and I was really thinking that maybe you could ask her to the dance

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because she was saying that nobody's asked her yet.

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Jeez, Mom, this isn't 1955. Nobody asked anybody to dance anymore.

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Well, I just think it would be really, really nice. Her mom thinks you're a really nice boy.

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Well, your mom thinks you're a nice boy.

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Now, Jeez, I just don't know why you have to be so mean. I'm just trying to help.

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No, Mom, all you're trying to do is come in here and ruin my frickin' life. That's all you ever do.

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Well, I wouldn't have to come in here if your room wasn't a nest.

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Well, you know what? Speaking of the nest, shouldn't you fly back to yours?

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Hi, I'm Micah. And I'm Chris.

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And this is the Donut Box podcast.

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Yeah, man, it'd truly be like that. But, uh, yeah.

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Episode 26, season two. How you doing, man?

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It's been a great ride, dude. I was looking back at some of the old episodes

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and just looking at where we were at last year.

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And it's crazy to think like the stuff we were talking about.

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I think this time last year we were talking about like that Mike Myers Netflix show

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that was really, really bad. And I was like, man, that seems like it was two months ago,

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but really it was just last year.

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Yeah. I mean, even before the show we were just talking about, I was like, yeah, you know,

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Episode 75 and it's like, yeah, that's more than a few episodes now.

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I think what, three or four to this point? Like that.

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I thought that was like the last episode.

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Tom Fly's when you're having fun, man. Tom Fly's when you're having fun.

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Yeah, we're so happy that everybody's here. And, um, let's give some shout outs, man.

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Brussels, Belgium, Brussels, Belgium and Singapore.

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You got to get the international guys real shout out because I mean, they've been really sticking to it.

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Domestically, we got Kansas, we got Georgia, we got Texas, we got our mainstays and just a little hint right quick.

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The old fashioned don't know. We're going to talk a little bit about Georgia.

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So Georgia folks keep your ears perked up for that one.

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And where are some other places, Chris?

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Boston, Nova Scotia, Canada, California, Pennsylvania has been a really big one.

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Washington, DC, Baltimore, Virginia.

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Also in the UK, Dublin, Ireland, man, they love us over there.

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I think you already said Singapore, Australia, somewhere in the Middle East, a couple places and it's been good, man.

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It's been a good ride, fun ride.

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Never would I have thought when I was young that my voice would be heard in all these different countries,

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but hey, at least somebody's listening to us.

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Just a moment to pause and think about how crazy that is.

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What a time to be alive.

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I mean, I get on meetings every single day and talk to people from around the world and we're talking to you potentially from around the world too.

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That's pretty crazy that we can do that with such ease.

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What a time to be alive.

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Off on that note, let's go to our old fashioned donut, which is a story from our past.

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Or today, we're going to do talking about the area we grew up in.

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And that's the Augusta, Georgia area.

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Kind of our neighborhood, kind of what was around us and the town and what we did.

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So, you know, we've talked about different places that we've lived.

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Chris, what were some of your, I say, okay, the area of Augusta, what comes up first?

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Well, you have to understand that when normally you tell people that you are from Augusta, like, oh yeah, that's where the masters is.

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Isn't it so beautiful as Augusta, as beautiful as it is on TV?

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I will tell you, the golf course is beautiful, they work hard day and night to keep that thing immaculate.

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The rest of the city, not so much, man.

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It reminds me of like Chicago, Detroit area.

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It's kind of run down a little bit.

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It's just not as big.

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Yeah, it's run down.

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A lot of the industry had left.

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And I don't know, there's some somewhat of like city council issues and things like that that caused some of that stuff.

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But yeah, it was kind of run down.

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There was some nice historic parts, but it was one of those kind of things to where if you're talking about downtown Augusta,

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you really had to be careful of where you went.

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And I've personally, I haven't been back in a long time. Chris has been back more recently.

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And yeah, I've heard that area is kind of bad, even worse than before.

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Now, you also have to understand, Augusta is just a different thing.

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And growing up in the early 2000s, it was just a different place.

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Also, one of the main things about Augusta is it is an army base.

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So it's a weird mix of urban folks and army people moving there.

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And most of the time, they get different families from different states.

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But the thing about Augusta is it's divided heavily.

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So you got one side of Augusta that's very rich, very affluent.

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And then you got another side that is a little bit poor.

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I lived in the South Augusta area, which is known for not being so great.

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It's not technically the hood, but it's really close to the hood.

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It's not the projects, but it's close to it, man.

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And yeah, it's not a good time.

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But the projects were around the corner.

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Yep, exactly.

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There were many shootings in my neighborhood.

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And yeah, but I, I guess the, I don't know, it's weird because I've been in Texas.

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We've been in Texas for almost 10 years coming up in June and just thinking about living in Augusta.

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And there's a lot still of underlying prejudice or divide between African Americans and the white population.

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You know, it's not as bad as Alabama or Mississippi, but there's still some racial tensions down there, depending on where you go.

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But I remember my school, man, it was kind of that way.

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It was like the African American people stuck to their, their community and the white people kind of had their own groups.

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And I'm just going to say this right now, I love the African American community.

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You know why?

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Cause they took me in when the white people would not take me in.

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I could not fit in.

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White people didn't want to hang out with me, but the African American community welcomed me with open arms.

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And so I, I will always love the African American community.

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See, the same here.

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The school that I went to, it was very much like that as well.

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You definitely had your clicks, but that was the biggest thing.

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And actually I remember so somewhat similar.

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It was like the lunchroom table experience.

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And I remember there was these dudes and it was like, they were kind of the only people I knew to sit with, I guess.

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And I don't know, they turned out not to be so great people.

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So I was like, fine, I'll just go eat by myself.

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And yeah, man, the African American community definitely was like, nah, man, you ain't going to eat by yourself.

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I come over here and like they took me in as well.

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So that stuff's real cool.

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So shout out to them.

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But nah, man, it's a really, really interesting area.

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There's a lot of history around there.

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I mean, even at your school, if you go through Augusta, one of the cool things to do is you can take the Augusta canal tour and talks about back in the 1800s when it was heavily filled with textile mills and things like that.

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And of course, Georgia was known for growing cotton and things like that.

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So the canal was used because the Savannah River goes through the town and essentially separates Georgia and South Carolina.

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And so at some parts through Augusta, the river was too shallow, so they had to make this canal.

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Well, I mean, think about this.

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That was, you know, very long time ago and Chris saw it every single day.

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It became like power lines almost.

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You want to know also something really cool.

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This is for history nerds.

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Number one, the oldest African American church in the U.S. is actually in Augusta.

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It's actually right downtown.

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And then also two, if you grew up reading Civil War history, you'll know that General Sherman from the Union had a march to the sea.

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It was called Sherman's March to the Sea and he went all through Georgia, burning towns, and he went from Atlanta to Savannah, burning towns.

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And he actually skipped Augusta surprisingly enough.

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I don't remember why.

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I guess it was that much of a crap hole that he said, ah, we'll just let it stay.

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And Augusta was not first.

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So that was a lot of the reason that there was still a lot of history still standing, whereas in a lot of the rest of Georgia, you know, that was burned at the time.

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So yeah, pretty, pretty cool stuff there.

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I know the neighborhood that I grew up in, so that divide that Chris was talking about.

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Most of the time people consider that divide the county line.

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There's two different counties, one's Richmond County, the other's Columbia County.

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And most of the time, and I say most of the time because there's still areas in Columbia County that weren't so great.

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But most of the time Columbia County was the decent area in town.

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And so I was over in Columbia County, but I don't know, how would you describe it, Chris?

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It was, it was like the lower end of Columbia County.

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Like it wasn't a bad part at all, but it wasn't like the nice, nice part at all.

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How do you, I don't know how do you describe it?

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It's very weird in Columbia County because on the very rich end, you got the very preppy wearing American Eagle Hollister people.

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And then you got the people that are wearing camo.

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And at the lower end of Columbia County, you got the drug dealers that are bleeding into Richmond County.

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Mike actually lived across the street from, maybe it was a meth house.

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I think that's what it was.

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Was it a meth house?

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Yeah, at one point it was actually a drug triangle.

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It was really interesting.

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We had DEA sticking out the neighborhood at one point.

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I think we talked about in a previous episode too, when you had your Buick, you got pulled over a couple of times leaving the neighborhood, just getting profiled because, you know, no, fence or anything.

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But the Buick was kind of one of those things, leaving at night, you know, police be kind of assuming.

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And I remember when they pulled you over, didn't they say like, oh yeah, that's a known drug area or something like that?

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Yeah, they thought I went into your neighborhood to buy drugs.

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And I was like, man, I've been coming to this neighborhood since I was eight.

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And apparently they were like, yeah, nobody goes into that neighborhood unless you're going to buy drugs or live there.

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And I was like, well, my best friend lives there.

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And they were like, yeah, who's your best?

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And you know, they ask all the questions.

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But yeah, man, you know what I remember about Augusta?

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A couple of things.

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I remember the mayor for the longest time, his name was Deke Copenhager.

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And I remembered it because it sounded like Copenhagen.

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And I remember when I went back a few years ago, I actually saw him and he was at a restaurant.

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And I was like, hey, that's Deke Copenhager.

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And I just kind of looked at him.

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And I think he knew I knew who he was.

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But yeah, Augusta is just different, man.

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I will tell you though, if you're going to visit Georgia, Augusta is not the place to visit.

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Go visit Savannah. Savannah is actually nice, I will say, for Georgia standards.

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Yeah, Savannah is pretty cool.

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I know a lot of out of state people go to Savannah and really like it.

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Go into the river area.

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Like I really like to go and down to like the river area.

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And I don't know why maybe maybe it's the sweet tooth part.

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But down in Savannah, there was a place where they do like the homemade taffies and stuff and like all the sweets.

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And they make them on site.

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Also thing about Augusta is it's right on the border of South Carolina.

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So you can literally like drive 10 minutes in South Carolina is right there.

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Oh, and one side note on that too.

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Over in South Carolina, very, very close.

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Very, very, very, very large gypsy camp.

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Oh yeah, dude.

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We totally got to talk about the gypsies.

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We got to talk about the gypsy.

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If you all don't know what gypsies are, I'm not talking about like the ones that are portrayed on TV where it's like the four

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Gentelin and all that stuff.

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These people, they all look the same.

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And for a while I was like, man, are these people like, I was like, they just dressed the same, but they're, they're white looking.

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And the women all have the same haircut.

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And the dudes all wear American Eagle or like Hauster brand polos and they all wear like gold chains and all wear gold chains.

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And like they literally, they try to be really showy and flashy, especially the women.

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Like the women are like really showing flesh.

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But I mean, when Chris says they wear their hair all the same, it's like they wear their hair up.

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And I mean, it's enough hairspray.

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You might have matched that things going up.

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I mean, it's, it's pretty crazy.

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What would you say they're kind of pretentious?

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Wouldn't you say, I mean, they're kind of,

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I would say they're closed off.

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They're very pretentious.

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I guess if you're not a gypsy, then you, you know, they don't talk to you.

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They don't mess with you.

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If you're a waiter and you're serving them, they treat you like crap.

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But the thing is they're in construction, so they make a lot of money and they all like buy these big houses and like whole families will live in this house.

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And you know what the interesting thing is they have all sorts of weird and I don't know beliefs that beforehand, you know, you'll have this big old house and there will be like a series of trailers in the backyard where the family will be staying.

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And it's something like the first year or six months or something like that, they'll put tinfoil in all of their windows and like leave the house empty and it's, I don't, I have no clue what it's for.

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But yeah, they had a whole neighborhood like area out there.

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It was, I wouldn't say it was in the middle of nowhere.

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It was close to town, but it wasn't in town.

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And I mean, we drove past there one time and I mean, they legitimately had a stage set up and the marrying stage essentially where it was like, you know, guys pick up the kids.

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You know, guys pick who they want to marry essentially.

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Yeah, that's another thing too.

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There's also speculation that they marry really, really early.

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Like I think as young as like 14, 15, the girls start wearing makeup when they're nine, man.

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Like it's really shady.

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Dude, I totally forgot about the gypsy camp.

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Thanks.

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That's a good thing.

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I totally forgot about that.

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So yeah, man, there's a lot of gypsies over there.

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But yeah, Augusta is just a different, I don't really know how to explain it unless you're there because one minute you'll have this dude and can't get it.

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You'll have this dude and camera's like, yeah, but we don't go hunting over there.

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Dear hunt.

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And then the next minute you got this dude in a crown Victoria all jacked up like pimp my ride style and like blasted rap music, man.

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And yeah, and it's like grilled out.

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And then next minute you got this other dude, you know, meft out that's missing teeth, you know, and then you've got, then you've got the really, really pretentious Paula Dean looking people, you know, like the really prim and proper hair that goes to Charleston and takes pictures in their white polo.

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And they're white polo's and khaki pants kind of thing.

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And you know, so it's just like a really interesting makes one more note about Augusta.

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There is a street and it's the most interesting street I've ever been down in Thailand Avenue.

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And it is in Richmond County.

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And it's I kid you not, you will go one block and it'll be extremely nice homes and you're like, man, this is a really nice neighborhood.

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You will get to a stop sign, you will go across the road and you get to the next side of the road and it will be the absolute ghetto and you'll go, man, I don't feel safe around here.

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And then you can just go street to street and it just changes like that.

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The houses are also like plantation style and to belem style, like in those nice neighborhoods and a couple more fun facts.

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Yes, James Brown is from there.

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Unfortunately, he was I mean, like he's the godfather soul.

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I love him, but he did some crazy stuff.

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Yeah, that's that's all everybody in Augusta when when he died, everybody's like, oh man, you know, the grandfather of soul died.

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And it's like, yeah, that's that's great.

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But I just remember there was like a giant custody battle.

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There was all this stuff about his stuff like he had really done a whole bunch of people wrong.

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It was it was crazy.

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But anyways, yeah, to put it this way, I remember there was like a like a golf course commercial and it was like, I played Augusta GA and it was about the golf course.

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And they had all these people and celebrities on there was like, yeah, I played Augusta GA and James Brown comes on there and he's like, yeah, I played Augusta GA.

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And my dad was like, yeah, he played Augusta GA.

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All right. He played he played us for a food.

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That's what he did.

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But Bill Gates also has a home there just for when the Masters is in town.

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I've seen it.

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It's got like it's like Adobe style like Spanish.

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Yeah, architecture.

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Yeah, Spanish.

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And I remember that outside is Adobe and the gates are purple.

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Yeah, it's it's massive to you even seeing it from because all you see from the road is the backside of it and the backside of it is just enormous.

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And you just think that's that's your vacation home from when you're going to a golf tournament.

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So yeah, Augusta is different, man.

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I wish I could say, hey, when you're there, check it out.

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But it's nice to just pass through in the scenery is nice.

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I will say this to go to South Carolina side.

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If you want to go to Augusta, go to North Augusta.

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North Augusta is very nice.

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Yes, it is.

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Also, my mom and my brother still live there. I love them.

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And that's the reason I go back.

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All right.

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Well, let's move on to our next segment, which is the jelly donut.

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What are you doing in private pile?

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Sir, jelly donuts, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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And Chris, you got our jail report today.

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Yeah, man.

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We got some dumb criminals today.

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So are you ready for that?

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Oh, I love dumb criminals.

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Yeah, you bet.

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So this guy, his name was Aaron or Aaron.

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He's Scottish.

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He's Scottish.

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Or A-A-R-O-N, whatever you want to call.

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Whatever.

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So he was robbing a liquor store.

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And he was robbing vodka from the liquor store.

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Do you want to take a guess of how he got caught?

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Just random guess.

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I'm not sure he got drunk and sat there.

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No, he left his name and his phone number with the clerk because he was hitting on her

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and he asked her out for a date and she said, oh, maybe.

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And then he was like, OK, well, I'll leave my name and my number here.

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So give me a call.

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And that's how the cops found out that it was him and they got all of his information.

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Great job, guy.

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Great job.

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Hey, what can I say?

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He just, hey, he was trying to get himself a girl and it backfired on him.

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What can I say?

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He was like, hey, baby, I'll bring the liquor.

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I'll bring the vodka.

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That's funny, man.

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All right.

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So one, I don't think it ended up in arrest, but it was funny.

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They must have ended up in arrest for this story to get published.

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So a tree of drug thieves, it was a lucky day.

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They broke into a home in Silver Springs, Florida and discovered three jars of cocaine.

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They took it home and they snorted the contents.

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But then they discovered that it was not cocaine, but it was in fact, urns that they were snorting

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the remains of the victim's husband and two dogs.

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So yeah, that's bad.

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That's really, really bad.

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I mean, serves you right for, I mean, I don't think anybody should steal, especially not

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cocaine, but don't do cocaine in the first place.

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But still, my thing is I've never done anything like that, but can't you tell a difference?

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Like, I would think you would tell a difference between ashes and, but maybe, I don't know.

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They were probably so high that they couldn't.

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Maybe, I guess, but.

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This next one, two men decided that they were going to rob a back to school event at an

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office supply store.

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So like Office Max or Office Depot.

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Yeah, that's the highest to pull off.

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Yeah, they were going to do some shoplifting.

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After all, they figured it would be a perfect deal because the store clerk would be helping

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all the shoppers there and they thought, hey, we can steal some stuff.

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But the sale happened to coincide with the annual shop with a cop day when about 60 police

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officers showed up to help children pick out school supplies.

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So they were caught.

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And let me guess, most of the cops were probably in civilian clothing.

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They probably were.

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They probably were.

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This next one, this guy, Aiden, thought he had it figured all out.

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He thought he wanted to be a cop, but he didn't want to take the test.

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He was arrested in Great Vine, Texas after pulling over a driver in his pickup truck

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outfitted with flashing lights.

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He even had an ID badge, which he made by blocking out a restaurant gift card and etching in

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the word police.

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However, what he failed to do was block out the restaurant's logo.

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And so it was a Chipotle gift card and the Chipotle ID logo was on the card and it just

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had police written over it.

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So the cops arrested him immediately because he was trying to be a rogue cop.

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Here's my question.

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Did the person actually pull over when he put his lights on with his truck?

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I'm sure he did, man.

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But here's the thing, dude, those unmarked police vehicles, you see lights and you see

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that.

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It's hard to know if they're a police officer or not.

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That's why I'm like, man, I don't know.

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I guess that's true.

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It's just hard because the first thing that popped into my mind is like this dude's in

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a 95, F-150, puts a little blanky light on top and somebody pulled over for him.

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I guess you're right because even I've seen, at least in big cities like where I'm at,

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they have construction cops where if you're in a construction zone where it's really, really

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fast and things like that, they'll hide trucks and things like that that looks like construction.

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But they'll light you up and give you.

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Yeah, but it's not hard to get some of those lights in your vehicle.

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So it's when you see that, I don't know.

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I feel like they need to make some kind of law to where an unmarked vehicle has to show

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some kind of proof or something.

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I don't know, dude, because anybody could put lights on their vehicle and then be like,

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hey, I'm a cop.

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And they just flash a big badge and they're like, you need to pull over.

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Trash can presents. How long can we make it as a cop before we get arrested ourselves?

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All right, man, this next one took place in our old home city of Augusta, Georgia.

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Oh.

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These reports came from all over the world and Augusta, Georgia made the list.

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That should tell you how ghetto this place is.

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So a man was returning a printer and he was very dissatisfied with it.

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He returned it to the clerk and then he was like, oh, I'm going to get a copy of this

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and he returned it to the clerk and then the clerk noticed some work the customer forgot

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to remove from the machine.

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There were counterfeit bills in the printer.

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And so that's how they caught the guy.

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We're to the wise kids.

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Number one, counterfeit bills and a regular printer not going to work, my friend.

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You know, that's part of the reason and just FYI, that's why they don't use regular paper

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and you can't really get your hands on the actual paper.

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They like mix cotton into the actual fibers of the paper.

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Have you seen that documentary about how they make our money and stuff like that here in the states?

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To be honest with you, dude, there's nothing about that that interests me.

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So no.

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Well, we'll skip right past it.

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But yeah, literally counterfeiting and things like that.

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You can't just do it with regular paper.

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They'll catch that immediately.

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Plus all the watermarking and stuff.

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Yeah, they they try to make that.

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I mean, I'm sure people can do that, but Jay's going to do that.

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It can't go that the freaking printer.

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All right.

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Last one, a German bank robber sent marking emails to local police ridiculing their efforts to arrest them.

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First, he let them know that they had his age, build an accent all wrong.

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Then he corrected their announcement that he'd escaped on foot.

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Not, well, the announcement said that he escaped on foot.

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He said, no, I had a getaway car.

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The cops got the last word in, though, when they arrested the guy a few hours later because they used his email address to trace him.

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So crime doesn't pay.

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Great job, bud.

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Great job.

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Internet's scary, man.

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It's one of those things like, you can catch anywhere.

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No such thing as being off the grid.

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Yeah, it's almost impossible to get away with crime nowadays.

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Like it really is.

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So just don't do it.

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That's our advice.

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That's all I got for us on the jail report.

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All right, man.

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We'll move on to our next segment then, which is the Dunderball.

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What you got for that one, man?

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It's been a while since I've done some reviews.

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So I'm going to do a review of a movie and a review of a TV show that I just actually started watching.

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Thought you were going to review Family Guy because you've been rewatching Family Guy.

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I'm not reviewing Family Guy, dude.

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Don't be predictable.

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I'm reviewing the Guardians of the Galaxy movie, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

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I know Micah is not a Marvel guy, so he doesn't really know what's going on in the Marvelverse right now.

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But it's okay.

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It's okay.

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Unpopular opinion.

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And no, fans, I'm glad that everybody, like I have things that are really different and obscure that people are probably like, man, that's weird.

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But it's just not my cup of tea.

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So, but I'm glad that there's a lot of fans and I'm glad you're a fan too.

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So I support the fact that you're a fan of it.

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It's because you have to have been watching since the very beginning.

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If you just jump in mid-med deal, it's hard, but you got to watch all of them.

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So Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 picks up where I guess Endgame kind of left off.

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And so in this one, it's really focused around Rocket.

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And I'm not going to give spoilers because there are a lot of spoilers in this movie.

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If you haven't seen it, I'm not going to spoil it for you.

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But it's really revolved around Rocket, which is the raccoon.

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I'm sure you probably know who he is or have seen him.

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And so we get a lot of backstory about Rocket.

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And Rocket was a part of this experiment by this guy who wanted to create a perfect society.

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And he created this batch of animals that could actually talk.

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And Rocket is one of them.

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And Rocket is like super smart and Rocket figures out the key to unlock it all, right?

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And this guy wants to get rid of them.

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But Rocket is like actually dying.

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And so because something happens and they mess them up.

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And so the rest of the Guardians are trying to figure out how to save Rocket.

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But it was really good because it really focused around teamwork.

443
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,840
And it really focused on them trying to save their friend.

444
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,840
And we got a lot more backstory of Rocket.

445
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,840
There were some surprises in there.

446
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,840
And even though I knew how the movie was going to go,

447
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,840
they still got me on the emotional roller coaster, man.

448
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,840
Like I knew what was going to happen, but I still got sucked into the story.

449
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,840
So I would say if you're going to go,

450
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,840
make sure that you're ready to be on an emotional roller coaster in a good way.

451
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Those are always pretty fun, but yeah, you got to be in the mood for it or at least get a heads up for it.

452
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,840
Yeah, it's good because you got to be in the mood for one of those things.

453
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,840
At least in my opinion, like you at least got to know about it and be in the mood for it.

454
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,840
But yeah, those movies are pretty good.

455
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,840
All right, now on to the TV show that I'm going to review.

456
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,840
It's called Barry. Have you heard of it?

457
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840
What network is it on by chance?

458
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,840
It's actually on HBO Max.

459
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Describe it to me because I might have.

460
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,840
I've seen the commercial.

461
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,840
So really it's about this guy who is a hit man, but he's depressed.

462
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,840
He's not really enjoying how his life is going.

463
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,840
He kills only bad guys, right?

464
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:32,840
So he used to be a Marine and he's getting contracted to kill these bad guys and all that stuff.

465
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:39,840
He's very depressed going through a tough time and it's a little bit of comedy also mixed with seriousness.

466
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:49,840
But so his target that he has had the hit put out on, and of course it's like these, they're not Russians,

467
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840
but they're Russian types.

468
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,840
They're like, hey, we want you to put this hit out on this guy.

469
00:27:53,840 --> 00:28:01,840
And so this, he's following, Barry's following his target and he accidentally stumbles into an acting class

470
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840
because that's where the target is going.

471
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:08,840
And so on the way to kill him, he stumbles in this acting class and they're like, hey, you're the new guy, right?

472
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,840
And he's like, what?

473
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,840
And so he's trying to play along and he gets swept up in this acting class and they're like, yeah, yeah, come on, let's do the scene.

474
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
Let's do the scene, places, places.

475
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,840
And finds out that they're like, hey, you were really good.

476
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,840
Like you were really good at this.

477
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,840
You should come back to this acting class and the acting class is led by who?

478
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Henry Winkler, the Fonz himself.

479
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,840
He's like, hey, come back tomorrow.

480
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
You have a talent for it.

481
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,840
And all these people are really nice to Barry, which is like something that he's never had before.

482
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:43,840
They're like, welcome him in and getting, accepting him and all this stuff.

483
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:52,840
And so he gets wrapped up in this acting class and like, of course, he does kill the target, but then like, he's still trying to do the acting class

484
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:58,840
because he really enjoys it and he really loves it and he's invested with all these friends and all this stuff.

485
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:05,840
But he's also still trying to do his jobs and he's kind of conflicted because he's like, hey, like, I don't want to just be a killer.

486
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,840
Like I really enjoy this.

487
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
I want to be an actor.

488
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:13,840
And it's written and directed and starring Bill Hader, the guy from SNL.

489
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,840
And normally I'm not like a Bill Hader guy, but he's really good in this.

490
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Like I'm like, I forgot it was Bill Hader.

491
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,840
So he's, he's, he's still doing hits.

492
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,840
And of course he does have to kill people, but he's also wrestling with like, hey man, like I really want to be an actor.

493
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,840
And like, I really want to get out of this life and I don't want to do it anymore.

494
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,840
And I think that's all relatable.

495
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:45,840
I mean, not, not being a hit man or anything like that, but I think we've all been in jobs or in situations where it's like, yeah, you kind of get a little depressed because it's like, I don't know if this is where I really want to be or I'm kind of tired of doing this,

496
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,840
but you don't really know where to go next and what's going on.

497
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,840
So you keep doing it because that's the only thing that you know at the time.

498
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,840
So I think that stuff's really relatable.

499
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,840
Yeah, man.

500
00:29:54,840 --> 00:30:00,840
It's really hard for me to get into new shows. Like you have to hook me from the first episode or I will not get into it.

501
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:08,840
But like the first episode hooked me and I was like, okay, I just thought the idea of like a depressed hit man is like, it was comical.

502
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,840
And so that's what kind of made me want to like start watching it.

503
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,840
But it was just something that was different.

504
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,840
And I think that's why I enjoy it.

505
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,840
Yeah, it sounds pretty interesting.

506
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Have you seen some of the other one?

507
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Like somebody told me the other day that I should see Better Call Saul.

508
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,840
Have you seen that show by chance?

509
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Man, I haven't even watched any of the Breaking Bad, but everyone's like, you need to.

510
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,840
You need to watch Better Call Saul because it's like a spin off of Breaking Bad.

511
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:41,840
Yeah, but I was told like you don't have to necessarily watch Breaking Bad to get into Better Call Saul.

512
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840
But I don't know.

513
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,840
That's the one that everybody tells me I should watch.

514
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:52,840
I think what's interesting is like the morality of some of the stuff because it's like, yeah, like they're doing bad things.

515
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:57,840
They're doing bad stuff, but they're like they're doing it for a good reason.

516
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,840
So you're you're kind of hung between the two.

517
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,840
Like I was watching it.

518
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,840
It's like the Robin Hood thing almost except he's whacking people instead of robbing for the game.

519
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Yeah.

520
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,840
And so it was like he was like on the way to kill this guy and like the guy was getting away and I was like, yeah, get him Barry.

521
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,840
And I had to stop.

522
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840
I was like, wait a second.

523
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840
He's about to kill this guy.

524
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,840
I shouldn't be rooting for him to do this.

525
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,840
I was like, this is wrong.

526
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,840
And so those kind of things that make you think it's like, oh, you know, I like shows like that.

527
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,840
Yeah.

528
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,840
Then again, well, I won't go there.

529
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,840
But yeah, no idea what you're talking about.

530
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,840
So if you haven't seen it, it's good.

531
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,840
It's not for kids.

532
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840
I will say that.

533
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:39,840
Of course with the killing and all, but then again, you know, if you this is this is coming from the heart and it's not what fries my donuts.

534
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,840
That's coming up just next.

535
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,840
But if you let your kids have unlimited access to the Internet, they probably know worse than killing.

536
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,840
So that's on you.

537
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,840
But anyways, that is pretty good.

538
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,840
That is very well said.

539
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Yeah, that's on you as a parent.

540
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,840
But anyways, we're going to hop into our next segment, which is what fries my donuts.

541
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,840
And buddy, I know you're really fried up.

542
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,840
So what's got you going, buddy?

543
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,840
Oh, and it just something about it just happened today.

544
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,840
Just happened today.

545
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,840
What I really don't like and we've all come in contact with them.

546
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,840
I've worked underneath them.

547
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,840
I've come in contact with them and retail environments.

548
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:18,840
I've even come in contact with them as people who work in these areas, but you might know them outside of the job.

549
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,840
Well, it's not just like AutoZone, but it's these customer service managers.

550
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,840
And I'm not talking about all of them.

551
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:33,840
You know, I've met a lot of good customer service managers and I'm going to name a few places like I've worked at Papa John's had bad one.

552
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,840
I was at AutoZone.

553
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,840
They had a bad one today and I had that as a as a customer.

554
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,840
And you know, we always talk about Boot Corral.

555
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,840
I mean, the manager there was the exact same and I'll explain what I'm talking about.

556
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:54,840
It's these guys who are middle aged and they have literally that's all that they have in their life.

557
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,840
Like that's literally all that they have.

558
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:03,840
And they literally have elevated themselves to a position of being a general manager here and they think that their ish don't stink.

559
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,840
And they think that they're just really just the best thing of what they do.

560
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,840
So what happened at AutoZone today?

561
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840
Well, I'll have to start yesterday.

562
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,840
Yesterday I went in there to get a headlight bulb for one of my cars and I looked up online which one I should get.

563
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,840
And it told me a model number.

564
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,840
So I went in there and grabbed the model number, went to go check out this gentleman at AutoZone.

565
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,840
Plightly said, yeah, that's not the right one.

566
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,840
You know, you need to get this other one here.

567
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,840
Get this other one.

568
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,840
So I said, all right, I'll trust the pro whatever.

569
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:36,840
So I get back and I go to put in the car and it's the wrong one. Doesn't fit.

570
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,840
Wrong model number and everything.

571
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:46,840
So I go back today, different gentleman, and he was talking to me and he says, well, you know, who sold this to you?

572
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,840
And I described the guy and he said, oh, yeah.

573
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,840
And he kind of like motion like, oh, he's like back here and he's like, that's our manager.

574
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,840
I'm like, oh, okay.

575
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,840
Something else about this guy as well.

576
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:04,840
Yesterday when I was in there, he was on the phone with this guy and he's like, I hope you know this is a federal crime.

577
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,840
This is a federal crime that you're doing. I hope you know that.

578
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,840
And I put this guy on speakerphone.

579
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,840
Wait, what? What's a federal crime?

580
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,840
Literally, he was yelling on the phone at this guy about something about is this is a federal crime.

581
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,840
I hope you know that.

582
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:23,840
And it was just because he was using, you know, those people call with fake caller IDs like scam calls.

583
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,840
He used the fake call ID of an Air Force base that's here in town. He's like, you're not a part of this Air Force base.

584
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,840
You're a liar thief. And this is on federal record.

585
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,840
And I'm going to send this to the authorities and everything.

586
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,840
And he did this before helping me with the light bulb.

587
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,840
And so it was already a little bit weird.

588
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,840
And so then when I came in today, he was like, what's wrong with the light bulb?

589
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,840
I said, well, it didn't fit.

590
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,840
He was like, well, you took the wrong light bulb out.

591
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,840
I definitely didn't.

592
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,840
And plus, I'm just going to America.

593
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,840
I'm just going to level with you right now.

594
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,840
I can tell what light bulb is out where there's only three that are on the headlight, right?

595
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,840
I can turn on the headlight and say that one works. That one works.

596
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:01,840
That one does not work.

597
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,840
So I can tell you which one does not work.

598
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,840
Also, this time I had the light bulb in my hand, like the one that I needed.

599
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,840
And it was also clearly burnt out.

600
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,840
Like, I mean, you could shake the thing and, you know, the filament inside, you could hear the whole thing jingle like it was broken.

601
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,840
Like it needed to be repaired.

602
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,840
And this guy kept proceeding to be like, no, you must have done something wrong.

603
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,840
You got the wrong light bulb. That's not the right one.

604
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,840
And all this other stuff.

605
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:36,840
Man, I was so heated because my thing is, why can't this guy just, and why I, and I'm going to loop it in with all the other managers that I talked about that weren't very good.

606
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,840
None of them could take accountability for their own actions.

607
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,840
They always had to be like, no, I was right.

608
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,840
And it's like, it's okay to be human.

609
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,840
It's okay not to be right.

610
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
And that's what I told the guy.

611
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Why can't you just admit to me that you sold me the wrong light bulb?

612
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:51,840
Return it.

613
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,840
Get me the right one.

614
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,840
And I'd be on my way.

615
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Like, why are we even arguing about this?

616
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,840
It makes no sense.

617
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,840
It's an ego thing.

618
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,840
It really is.

619
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,840
It's like, man, it's a 1299 light bulb.

620
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,840
Like, please just exchange it for me so I can be on my way.

621
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,840
I, because it's hard.

622
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,840
I understand if I'm standing in this guy's position, right?

623
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,840
And I'm, you know, what was I describing yesterday?

624
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,840
Something out of thin air.

625
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,840
Yeah, there's a socket here, socket here.

626
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,840
And I'm pulling out of this one, right?

627
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,840
He's like, oh, it'll be this, this light bulb.

628
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Okay.

629
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,840
There's two different light bulbs there.

630
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,840
So he got them mixed up because it was the one that's next to it.

631
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Like the, the same kind that was next.

632
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,840
So he got it mixed up, but he wouldn't admit like I got it wrong.

633
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,840
It had to be my fault.

634
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,840
It had to be my problem.

635
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,840
And that's where a lot of these guys go wrong.

636
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,840
I feel like is because man, a boot crowd, that manager did the same exact thing.

637
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,840
Customer would come in, well, this didn't fit right.

638
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,840
Well, you fitted it wrong.

639
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,840
The lifetime you're in here, it was always the other person's fault.

640
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,840
And I'm not one for saying the customer is always right, but I will say this.

641
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,840
It's like, if the customer is making observations, meet them halfway.

642
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:06,840
If you think that they're wrong, but my thing is once they prove that you are wrong,

643
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,840
why can't you be like, you know what, you're right.

644
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,840
I'm wrong.

645
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:11,840
I made a mistake.

646
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,840
Move on.

647
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,840
I don't like the ones that when it's outside of like their place of employment,

648
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,840
then they still walk around like they're hot crap.

649
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,840
Like they're like, they're like, they're like, well, I'm the general manager.

650
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,840
So it's over.

651
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,840
This remind, and it's like, bro, you're not there right now.

652
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,840
Like dude, and you're right.

653
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,840
It's because that's all they have.

654
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:37,840
They think that they're all that in a bag of chips because they hit some corporate.

655
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,840
I mean, like they're a general manager somewhere and it's like, bro, like that's not all there is.

656
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,840
So like, man, that's not all there is.

657
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,840
And see, my thing is, if that's the position that you're in and you're happy there and it's good.

658
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,840
Yeah, but we're probably not talking about you.

659
00:37:51,840 --> 00:38:02,840
I mean, the deal is, and I brought up that Papa John's one as well because I kid you not that manager was so happy to be a Papa John's manager.

660
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,840
He's like, you could be in my position one day.

661
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840
You want to work hard to be in my position.

662
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,840
Isn't this great?

663
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,840
But I kid you not, he was allergic to the pizza dough.

664
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,840
Like the East that they toss the pizza in.

665
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,840
So literally he'd break out in hives.

666
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:21,840
He was literally allergic to the job, but he was just so gun whole about, oh, you could be a general manager.

667
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,840
Don't you want to be in my spot?

668
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840
Isn't this great?

669
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,840
And he just thought it was just the greatest thing in the world.

670
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840
And it's like, bro, you're literally allergic to your job.

671
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,840
It's because those kind of people don't really have a lot of achievements.

672
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,840
So that is their and I do feel bad about that.

673
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:44,840
But my thing is, it's just, it's hard because to everyone else, they treat other people like crap because it's like, oh, you don't eat, sleep and breathe this.

674
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,840
It's like, no, no, everybody doesn't have to.

675
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,840
I think that's the key right there.

676
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,840
You hit the nail on the head, head on the nail, whatever.

677
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840
You know what the phrase is.

678
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

679
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,840
Yeah, it's like you got to eat, sleep, breathe.

680
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:06,840
I remember one time when I worked for the grocery store, he was like, he was like, if you don't eat, sleep, breathe grocery.

681
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,840
And he's like, you don't need to be a grocery manager.

682
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,840
He's like, you got to eat, sleep, breathe it.

683
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,840
You got to be thinking about this all the time.

684
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,840
He's like, when I'm at home, I'm thinking about, I was like, bro, when I'm at home, I ain't thinking about this job.

685
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,840
I ain't thinking about canned peaches or nothing.

686
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,840
I ain't thinking about no canned corn on the cob.

687
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,840
Heck, no, dude, like you can't do that.

688
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,840
That's no way to live a life.

689
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:35,840
You know, there are some jobs where it's like your mind has to be on people all the time, you know, there are those jobs, but at the same time, I don't really feel, those are career jobs, right?

690
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,840
And those are specific jobs.

691
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,840
I feel like it's what you just said.

692
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:48,840
It's, you know that even being a grocery manager, you're not going to be a grocery manager forever, at least if you are, it's not going to be here primarily and stuff.

693
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,840
And you're not going to eat, sleep, and breathe that stuff.

694
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Unless, if you do, you know, you're a very special person that loves grocery, but that's an individual case, you know what I mean?

695
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,840
Like that most of the time people are in places that they're doing it to get a paycheck.

696
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,840
So, Micah, I'm just trying to eat, sleep, and breathe and be a pro wrestler.

697
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,840
You know what? You can be Macho Man Randy Savage.

698
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,840
I could be a Hulk Hogan, or we could be a T.

699
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,840
You be Macho Man. I'll be L.D. I'll be Magic Man.

700
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,840
That's man.

701
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:20,840
Alright man, well we're going to go to our next segment, which is our improv segment or our mystery donut.

702
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,840
And we're going to do something we haven't done in a while.

703
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,840
So, that is bad presentation.

704
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:33,840
So, we're going to come up with one for each other and we have to make essentially a pitch or a presentation,

705
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,840
but we have to make it the worst version or the worst kind of product for it possible.

706
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,840
Alright, well I'm going to give you yours first.

707
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,840
We'll do to a piece.

708
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,840
Alright, so you're going to have to pitch me an air fryer.

709
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,840
So you're going to have to pitch me.

710
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,840
Brand new, 1999.

711
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,840
You get yourself this wonderful air fryer, complete with a nice hole right here.

712
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,840
When the pressure gets too high, it squirts right in your face.

713
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Only when it's 1195 degrees, guaranteed for third degree burns.

714
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:08,840
Then when you open up the thing, the steam will hit your face, melt your skin right off.

715
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,840
You wanted your food fried, you get your face fried instead.

716
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,840
Only 1999.

717
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840
That was pretty good.

718
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,840
Yeah, that was a very bad presentation on an air fryer.

719
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,840
Cool deal.

720
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Alright, so this next one, I am going to give you, give me a bad presentation.

721
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,840
These are already bad presentations.

722
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,840
Trying to sell me a condo.

723
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,840
Are you looking for a lifelong commitment?

724
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:40,840
Only for 50 years and $200,000 a year, you could buy yourself a brand new condo.

725
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,840
Oh, you know what's even better about this new condo?

726
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840
It's right by the beach.

727
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,840
But here's the thing, you can only use this condo during hurricane season.

728
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,840
Oh, and also, are you also worried about the expense of homeowners insurance?

729
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,840
Or renters insurance?

730
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,840
No need, because this condo doesn't even come with it.

731
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,840
You won't even have homeowners insurance.

732
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,840
So then, whenever the hurricane comes in, you won't have to deal with those pesky insurance agents.

733
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,840
You'll just have to deal with it yourself.

734
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,840
Pretty good.

735
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,840
Alright, what's my next one?

736
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,840
Your next one is, pitch me a theme part.

737
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,840
Well, I'm not going to do Trash World.

738
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,840
Trash World is great.

739
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,840
That would not be a bad presentation.

740
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,840
Trash World is not a bad presentation.

741
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,840
That would be a good pitch.

742
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:35,840
Alright, I'm having to tone myself down because the first idea that I had contained both of our language,

743
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,840
so I'm going to tone it down just a little bit.

744
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,840
New from the Six Flags Corporation, Crap Land,

745
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:49,840
featuring such characters as Crappy, Crappina, and Crappy Jr.

746
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,840
and what, don't you want to ride the ride, the Choco Dunder?

747
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,840
And next thing you know, don't you want to ride the Chocolate Chunk River?

748
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,840
Come on down.

749
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:05,840
Next thing you know, you're going to have yourself a nice fried mystery box.

750
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,840
That's right.

751
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:13,840
Fried mystery box only at the questionable stand, only at Crap World.

752
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,840
That was the worst thing I've ever heard.

753
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,840
That was horrible.

754
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,840
It's a terrible presentation, my friend.

755
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,840
Well, there you go.

756
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,840
Bad marketing and everything.

757
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,840
And it sounds like the marketing department's of 2023.

758
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:33,840
Anyways, so your last one here, I want you to sell me,

759
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:39,840
or I want you to present to me your latest invention, your brand new computer.

760
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,840
Okay.

761
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,840
Are you ready?

762
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,840
Go for it.

763
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,840
I'm at the end.

764
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,840
Okay, I'll do it seriously.

765
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,840
Okay, seriously, seriously.

766
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,840
Hi, do you like getting on the interwebs?

767
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,840
How about typing up something that you need for a school presentation?

768
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,840
With this brand new computer, it comes with all the keys, A through Z.

769
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:11,840
And don't worry, we also have all the keys of the numbers one through nine.

770
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:17,840
Actually, and if you order now, we'll throw in the key zero, just for completing this thing.

771
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:23,840
Oh, I also forgot to mention, this computer doesn't come with any power supply.

772
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,840
You're going to have to buy that on your own.

773
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,840
And it'll take two weeks just to get here.

774
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:34,840
Also, when you plug it in, the adapter's not right, so your computer will probably blow up.

775
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,840
Come buy my new computer.

776
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,840
You know, that sounded like the ad from the 90s.

777
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,840
That's great.

778
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,840
That's what I was going for.

779
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:41,840
Yeah.

780
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,840
I comp you plus.

781
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,840
No, I'm joking.

782
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,840
All right, man. Well, I guess that was a good improv segment.

783
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,840
We could keep going with that for a while.

784
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,840
We could make up goofy products all day long.

785
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,840
But all right, man, we're going to go into our Eclare segment, which is our positive advice.

786
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,840
So Chris, hit me with some positive advice.

787
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:06,840
Yeah, man, I'm going to tell you right now, be a team player because no one likes it whenever you just hot dog it all the time.

788
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,840
Be a team player.

789
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,840
Now there is boundaries with being a team player.

790
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,840
Don't let everybody make you do all the work.

791
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:19,840
But when you're a team player and you try to work with a team, you know, you you build camaraderie.

792
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,840
And if everyone knows that you're on the team and for the team, you're going to get a lot more done.

793
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,840
And it creates more unity.

794
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,840
There are some times we're working by yourself is good.

795
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:35,840
But if you just try to be a solo act and try to be the lone ranger, man, no one's really going to want to work with you.

796
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,840
And I heard this saying, it's like, if you want to go fast, go by yourself.

797
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,840
But if you want to go far, go with a group.

798
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,840
Be a team player.

799
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,840
Don't don't try to be a.

800
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,840
It's just like when Anna can try to go on, take on Dooku by himself.

801
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,840
He wasn't ready.

802
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,840
Or or whenever we're on the heist and you're like, yeah, I'm going to go out right now.

803
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,840
I'm going to shoot all like, no, no, no, no, we need to wait.

804
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,840
But I'm also guilty of that too.

805
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,840
I'm like, I'm going to go down.

806
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,840
I'm going to do it.

807
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,840
You're like, no, no, no, no, no, wait.

808
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,840
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I should have waited.

809
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,840
It happens.

810
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:12,840
All right, well, mine is going to piggyback off of not only what fries my donuts, but kind of what Chris said as well.

811
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:20,840
And that's not to let your ego get too big and to also understand that you, you're human and it's okay to make mistakes.

812
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,840
So I mean, the biggest thing and I'm guilty of this too.

813
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:29,840
So my job and what I have to do, I'm literally called a knowledge manager.

814
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,840
That is what my job description really is and what my job title is.

815
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:38,840
And so it's really easy to be, you're supposed to be the one that knows everything and that's what everybody thinks of you.

816
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,840
So I hold myself to a very, very, very high standard.

817
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,840
And so a lot of people do as well.

818
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,840
And we can even talk about the auto zone guy and all this other stuff, right?

819
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,840
But at the same time, we don't know everything and it's okay not to know everything.

820
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,840
We just because we're put into a position where we know most things, that doesn't mean we know everything.

821
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,840
People can teach us things all the time.

822
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,840
My subordinates, the people that are underneath me, teach me things all the time.

823
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,840
And I'm okay learning those things from those people.

824
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:12,840
And sometimes it's hard because you sit there and go, these people are supposed to be underneath me and I didn't know that.

825
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,840
I can't believe I didn't know that and you feel inadequate being in the spot that you're in.

826
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,840
But at the same time, I mean, kids teach adults all the times too.

827
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,840
People can learn from any facet, from any corner of the planet.

828
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,840
So the thing is just be open to learning.

829
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:33,840
And that's by not letting, because really it's hard because that ego rises up in you and says, you know, you should know this.

830
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:39,840
And it's easy just to say, I'm going to pretend like I know this or that I did know this or something like that.

831
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,840
Everybody knows you didn't.

832
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,840
And at the same time, it just is a lot better if you can say, wow, I learned a lesson and move forward.

833
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:50,840
You know what they say, who learns more the teacher or the student.

834
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,840
But yeah, man, tell them, tell them where to go to find us.

835
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,840
And that's tvtrashcan.com.

836
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,840
That's tvtrashcan.com.

837
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,840
Yeah.

838
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:05,840
We've actually had quite a few views on the website here lately and we have a few more episodes.

839
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:11,840
So essentially we're working on the shows that we currently have right now, which we have a few crime dramas.

840
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,840
We've got a few things like I For An Eye, which we've talked about in a few episodes.

841
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,840
Bible Man, which we talked about in one of our most popular episodes that anybody's ever listened to.

842
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,840
Hey, pause on that Bible Man real quick.

843
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,840
Did you know that they revamped Bible Man?

844
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,840
And it's like now an animated series.

845
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,840
And dude, I watched it.

846
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,840
It was horrible.

847
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,840
But anyway, sorry.

848
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,840
It was worse than when Willie Ames left.

849
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,840
Dude, it was bad.

850
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,840
Like it was garbage.

851
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,840
It was all animated.

852
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,840
The guy that was supposed to be the evil guy was not funny.

853
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,840
It was bad.

854
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,840
Very bad.

855
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,840
Oh, I'm sorry.

856
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,840
I still want to get the dude that played Shadow of the doubt on the show.

857
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,840
He still hasn't reached back out to us.

858
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,840
I hope he does.

859
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,840
The actor that played him.

860
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,840
Um, anyways, but yeah, TVTrashCan.com.

861
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,840
There's plenty of good stuff on there.

862
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,840
So go check it out.

863
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,840
And of course we got all of our socials come and interact with us over there.

864
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,840
But yeah, man, I think we're ready to take this Dota box out to the trash.

865
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,840
All right.

866
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:16,840
And hey, we wish you guys a happy and safe summer for those of y'all that are getting out of school or already out of school.

867
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,840
Have a safe summer.

868
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,840
We're gonna sign off.

869
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,840
I'm Chris.

870
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,840
And I'm Michael.

871
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,840
And I'm the box爆cast that back to summer soooo.

872
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,840
Yeah.

873
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:46,840
35

874
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:59,840
No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher, daddy.