Trash can presents the trashy British cooking show even though it's not British.
We are down to the final three contestants and our first contestant is up.
Tell us what you have made for our panel of judges today.
Our secret ingredient was spam.
I made spam, hash and eggs just like mom used to make back in the day.
What I did was made some cornbread on the side but what we did was we put special ingredients
and I'm not gonna tell you until after you've done 80.
Let's go down to our panel of judges with the first one being Jeff Foxworthy.
I'll tell you what you might be a redneck you like this meal.
Now let's go on to our second guest judge Flavor Flav.
Flavor Flav?
Yeeeah boy I'll say this it ain't momma's chicken but it is momma's kind of meal.
And we'll go down to our final guest judge Larry the Cable Guy.
I would say this meal was absolutely exquisite.
I've been to many restaurants around the world and I would say that this was one of
the more delicate and finer touches.
I would say I would have liked a little bit more crust around the end but other than that
I really think that the hash really brought the eggs out and the spam and it all came
together at the end so very well done.
Very well done.
Ladies and gentlemen I am so sorry I'm a bit confused.
I thought we were having Larry the Cable Guy here.
Not some bad dude.
I am Larry the Cable Guy.
I played all those roles all those years.
This is the true me.
I'm trying to show the world who I really am.
Which contestant will win the trashy British cooking show even though it's not British?
Tune in to find out.
Hi I'm Chris and this is the Donut Box Podcast.
That show sounds great.
I guess it was such a hit show that they just started doing regions around the world and
they picked the southern part of the United States for some reason.
Oh yeah welcome to the Donut Box Podcast and we are on episode...
Which episode are we on?
27.
I was going to say...
No I lied.
I lied.
We're on episode 25 of season 2.
Sorry.
Yeah it's one of those things.
It's been a long week.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
It's been a long week.
But we're so glad you're with us.
I know how many episodes total that we've done but when it gets to season 2 I'm like oh yeah
it's episode 25.
On episode 77 total we're on episode 25 of season 2.
77.
They're all kind of running together.
The number of the Lord.
Anyways so we're just glad you're with us and yeah man it's been a pretty crazy week
but I'm super stoked to do the podcast.
I've always loved doing the podcast man but we're really appreciative of everybody all
around the world.
You know we always give the shout outs.
I'm just gonna start off with Brussels Belgium.
Again y'all have been A1 since day one again and Singapore has been real hot here lately.
We've been we've been seeing y'all and we just love our international audience.
We're here in the States man.
Give us some shout outs.
Pennsylvania has been a big one.
Washington of course.
Virginia your cousin from Boston.
Boston Massachusetts.
I love the same Adams commercials because they say your cousin from Boston.
Albuquerque New Mexico man Canada has been also a good one that's international.
We appreciate all of our Canadian listeners.
We have one actually in North Carolina now.
South Carolina we got pretty much all the southern states so yeah man we're rocking
and rolling shaking and making.
Taking over the south.
Live and kicking.
Yeah we taking over the south.
Don't you say a live and kick in my friend.
Do not say that.
You know how I feel about that ever since.
Yeah yeah if you've listened to previous episodes you know you know what happens.
So yeah you already know.
But anyways yeah man so you ready to get started with our first segment.
Always man it's our oldie but our goodie our old fashioned.
Our old fashioned donut and this one is actually one from here.
I wouldn't say it was recent but it was more recent than most of our stories.
How long has it been now it's been a little more than what like a year and a half.
Two years.
Yeah no it has been two.
You are right.
So essentially this is the story the epic story of when we had to venture into the deep south
to retrieve a cat that now belongs to Chris.
Exactly so when I was visiting my mom and my brother in Georgia for Christmas my mom
at the time had three cats.
She was talking about how she was just kind of tired of having the cats and she also had
two dogs at the same time so she had a lot on her plate.
So I really fell in love with one of the cats called Nala and I really liked her a lot just
because she was so sweet and so I was like I'll take her home and we looked into because
at the time I had flown there and we looked into it and it was just going to be really
expensive to it was going to be like 250 bucks like just to get her all the way home.
So I told my mom I was like you know what I was like how about in February I just drive
all the way out here and I come get Nala and she was like well that's really far for you
to drive because it's an 18 hour drive and she was like I'll just meet you somewhere
in the middle.
So we looked at it and good old I think it was Meridian is that where we had to meet
Meridian Mississippi.
Yeah Meridian.
Yeah we looked at it was a little bit further drive for me than my mom but I was like I'll
drive a little over halfway.
So we decided that we were going to meet up and drive to Meridian Mississippi and I'll
let you take over the story from there.
Now for those of you who have never been to that part of the south it's very very interesting
and for those of you who live in the south you probably don't realize it's a little
interesting to the rest of us.
It's not like it's bad it's just you kind of have to the way you have to interact with
people and the way you have to do things is just a little different.
So the first thing that happened was and he's been on our podcast before shout out to Matthew
Chris's brother he was there on the trip with us and he decided to wear one of his favorite
rapper shirts to dinner and I'll just start that story there.
Something you never do when you're in the deep south is well I would just say don't ever
be obscure or do anything that necessarily makes you stand out.
It's just not a good idea all the way around wouldn't you say so Chris.
I will say so but dude you got you you're totally you're totally missing the the beginning
of the story about on the way there and all the billboards that we saw and what we did
on the way there.
I am missing that total opportunity aren't I.
So yes we were driving along the way and what do you do on big or on long drives.
Well Chris and I like to see the big billboards on the side of the road with the I mean some
of them are a little bad but the Christian slogans on them like you know sin is death
or something it would have like a scripture on there and a number and it's like OK let's
call the number and see what happens.
So we would call the number and these things it's like a prompt is like dial one for you're
going to hell you know things like that.
And so we would dial each one and just see which one would end up happening.
And they're pretty hilarious.
Which one was your favorite one.
I'm trying to remember it was it was one that was like extremely condemning.
I don't know.
Those are always the funny ones.
I think if one of my favorite ones was it was like are you struggling with lust or
porn and it was like press seven if you're struggling with that.
So we went through all the options and you're just like OK.
And like the numbers that are attached to it like it's literally verbatim what's on
the billboard.
Yeah exactly.
And my I think the one that I really liked I think it was something along the lines of
he's coming back soon you know get prepared or something like that.
And so we did that.
And of course it's just straight out of revelations.
And for those of you who don't know revelations it's very hot fire and brimstone.
I don't know why those are my favorite.
But I always think those are really funny.
But anyways so the trip down there was was pretty OK.
Nothing extremely eventful happened.
I mean we we made our own fun.
I always like being on road trips with Chris you know that's how you know you're good friends
with somebody if you can be cooped up in a really small space and be alright with it.
But yeah back to back to being in the restaurant.
And I mean everybody was looking at our table were they not Chris.
Oh yeah they were they were looking at us.
And my brother was like saying stuff and kind of being loud.
I was like dude I was like I told him I was like hey man like I was like we're not we're
not where you think we we are man.
I was like these people are really uptight over here.
I was like so I was like just be quiet like kind of tone it down a little bit.
And I just never forget the waitress walks up there and you know she she catches the
vibe and everything and she was kind of that southern bell.
And they open up the menu and I just remember he was like yeah what's good here and this
was a catfish house right.
And so in the south especially like in a catfish restaurant they're not going to have too much
elsewhere like they might have maybe one or two things off.
But those things on the menu if you order those things on the menu everybody's going
to be really looking at you because it's kind of funny.
And I'll never forget he asked the waitress he's like what's good here.
And she gave that most typical response.
She smiled her a big and she goes well honey this is a catfish house.
So typically people have catfish.
I don't mean to laugh but it's just southern people it's like that's just quintessential
like she's talking mess you know she's like she's throwing that back in your face.
And there's just she's got the biggest smile on her face and she's being just real nice
about it.
It's amazing how that goes.
We also so my mom stayed in one room with the cat and then me and Micah and Matthew had
to share a room.
So I had to share a bed with Matthew and dude I was like falling asleep because it had been
a long day.
I mean this was like a 10 hour drive that we made in one day and we were going to turn
around and go back back to Texas the next day right.
And so it had been a long day and my brother kept trying to like mess with me while I was
falling asleep like I'm trying to flick my ear and I was like dude like stop just stop
trying to go to sleep.
But yeah it was great we got the cat.
She did great on the way down on the way back she did really great.
But tell them about what happened when we stopped in good old weather for Texas my man.
So we went to a Mexican fast food chain not Taco Bell but another one that's in the area
and we were there and well a particular I think family member popped up of mine that
I did not want to see.
And I mean this was really really out of place and so it's one of those really awkward situations
of like Chris.
That's who I think it is and it was interesting because I guess we were I don't know what
was happening but at first I think we had both like switched off getting food and then
going to the bathroom and stuff like that you know how you do on traveling and things
like that.
And so it was just kind of in passing and it was like Chris go in there and take a look
at this particular person that who I think it is.
And he came back out there goes yeah I definitely think it is.
And yeah that was an interesting experience.
It's always one of those things when you're not expecting to see somebody there then you're
like I don't want to be spotted really fast.
Yeah this was a family member that we did not want to run into.
Let's just put it this way she was Jerry Springer material.
She stole her very much.
She stole her daughter's husband or slept with him or something to that effect.
Yeah straight up Jerry Springer material and that's I wish I could say that was the only
Jerry Springer kind of story that she had but not really.
But anyways it was one of those things like yeah we kind of don't want to associate or
even be near the person because yeah.
So that was it was really really interesting all the way around.
And did your mom also have an interesting experience at the gas station there leaving Mississippi.
Oh yeah somebody siphoned her gas.
So she like filled up her gas tank and because I told my mom I was like when you're in Mississippi
in Alabama you got to watch yourself because it's pretty rough down there.
So shout out to anybody who's traveling through Mississippi or Alabama just make sure your
head's on a swivel because there's a lot of crime and shady stuff that happens.
So while her and my brother went to go to the bathroom somebody literally siphoned her
gas and she called me and told me about it.
I was like yeah mom I was like you got to be very careful where you're at.
Louisiana Mississippi Alabama you got to be careful where you're at.
Stealing catalytic converters like I mean they have it orchestrated down there.
I don't know if you've heard about that but like literally one person will ride up to
somebody in the gas station and like they'll go inside and they'll jack up the car and
one person will get under there with the grinder and literally grind it out and throw it in
the car and stuff like that happens in the South.
It's kind of interesting.
It's like you have straight up crime.
You got people stealing stuff left and right.
You really got to watch yourself.
Really got to watch yourself in some parts.
It's crazy but I mean everyone's like why did you travel that far for a cat but she's
a great cat.
I still love her.
You know she's my buddy.
You know we hang out watch TV together.
So she's a good cat and thanks to Mike of her you know keeping me company on the trip
and because it's it's tough whenever you're driving that far by yourself to you know keep
yourself entertained.
Heck yeah but I'll take any excuses to get out of town most of the time and do something
like that but yeah no it was pretty fun and to be honest I never really pegged you as
being a cat guy but hey once you got a cat it was like yeah it makes sense.
It's a cool deal.
So we're going to jump into our next segment.
That's the Gently Donut.
That's our jail report.
What do you say private pile?
Sir Gently Donut sir.
A Gently Donut.
Buddy what do you got for us.
We got special stuff today.
So we got arrest stories but in particular these are arrest stories because of you know
crazy driving road rage whatever you want to call it angry driving.
So that's fun.
Yeah that's that's always pretty fun.
So here's the first story and this happened in Canada.
So there was a resident and his last name is Lucier I think I'm pronouncing that correct
but you know Ontario has the fridge thing going on and so he and his friend were out
driving and pretty much this car cut them off and so the guy who was driving honked
his horn in response and both vehicles stopped at an intersection and so when they pulled
to an intersection the other car that had cut them off was now blocking an intersection
where an elderly man in a wheelchair was trying to pass.
The men in that car started yelling at the old man in the wheelchair telling him to get
out of the way so then the guys who were in the car that were reporting it now were yelling
at them telling them to leave the old man alone.
At that point the Pontiac's passenger got out and approached the passenger yelling at
him and swearing at him coming up to the window and he reached in and grabbed Lucier's coffee
poured it all over him.
So then Lucier got out of the friend's minivan and then of course tackled them they went
to a whole scuffle and apparently he was able to pin the man down and then his friend was
able to de-escalate the situation but he was hit and head by the driver the Pontiac in
the whole ordeal.
And so the driver and the passenger began to tack the Lucier guy as well so literally
it was just like this whole big brawl and then essentially two on one at one point and
so then that's when they got back in the car and fled.
So essentially they had a lot of injuries apparently there was a cut to the right eye
the bridge of his nose as well as scrapes on his back and elbows and then his friend
suffered from a swollen face deep scrapes to his elbow and knees and then the police
were able to locate the suspects and it was a 30 year old and 21 year old and they were
brothers apparently and both were arrested in charge of two counts of assault and they
were sentenced to 60 days in jail followed by two years of probation.
Well that's crazy man road rage is never worth it I've been watching a show about road rage
in and stuff makes me rethink my life man they actually said that like psychologists and stuff
said that like the reason why people road rage is because most of the time they're so
stressed out and then they just you know any little thing sets them off and so then they
take it out bro but yeah dude that's crazy man like the best thing to do is not engage.
Yeah exactly because man so it's pretty crazy.
Alright so the next one a 71 year old was driving on route 122 in Massachusetts shout
out to our Massachusetts folks when a truck began to tailgate him.
The suspect who was traveling with his or I'm sorry the victim who was traveling with
his wife and granddaughter decided to pull over to allow another vehicle to get ahead
of him.
Instead of passing the other driver pulled over got out of his truck and yanked the 71
year old from his vehicle and then savagely beat him while the family hon looked so he
left the guy bloody blame on the side of the road and I mean like brain bleed and busted
lip and stitches and things like that so essentially they did an entire investigation
and it took the police more than 90 days to figure out what was going on however but they
ended up finding this guy and he was the suspect was identified to be his brother actually.
Oh wow so it was a family dispute apparently and based on the information they figured
out that it was his brother but at the same time he was in disguise so that's why they
didn't know who he was but apparently it was supposed to be an attempted murder that went
wrong.
Oh wow that's crazy well it is hard to.
So that goes a little bit more than road rage but.
It's hard on those road rage stories because unless it's recorded or filmed then the police
don't really have much to go off of.
Yeah it's just pretty crazy so the next one so here's a 19 year old and he was being terrorized
by drug dealers and they had threatened, oh this is kind of bad and speaking of getting
gnawla and so you feel this one, drug dealers were threatening to skin his cat and kill
his family so he decided to start carrying a gun for protection.
However this guy decided he was going to go to a park, smoke in some marijuana, a nearby
parking lot, the victim was teaching her 15 year old granddaughter how to drive.
During the lesson they were threatened by another driver and that other driver happened
to be the guy who was smoking marijuana and so the guy who was still high in the park
was seen driving away and then was convinced that the drug dealers were the cops so when
the cops pulled up he thought that they were the drug dealers and proceeded to fire on
them and so essentially what ended up happening was the road rage that happened apparently
he was standing there and the car came up and I guess he thought came too close to him
thinking that they were going to hit him and so he waked out and then when the cops got
there he got into a shootout with them.
Did they kill him?
And essentially they charged him so apparently he got quite a bit of people though in the
shootout because he was charged with murder, murder, attempted murder.
I saw it with a deadly weapon, murder, murder, attempted murder and conspiracy to commit
murder.
Wait so they didn't kill him?
I thought you said they did kill him.
Oh I'm sorry no they did not kill him.
Oh okay I was confused for a minute because you were like yeah they killed him and I was
like well how did he still get charged?
Sorry I'm reading it's been a long day.
Have you ever had one of those responses?
Yeah yeah yeah so my bad.
So the last one that I have here.
So this one was about the guy and he was driving in an intersection and he encountered a fellow
motorist who was a 57 year old Mr. Wilson.
It's not clear how the altercation started but both men turned into the highway, they
began speeding and apparently it was an acceleration lane that had two lanes that then merged
into one.
So they both were speeding to try to get ahead of each other when the lane merged together.
So they ended up somehow missing everybody but they were seen cutting each other off
and weaving in and out of traffic.
One being in a big truck, sounds like a Dooley like one of those with the big back wheels
there.
They ended up striking the vehicle in there weaving in and out of traffic and forcing
them into a barrier.
So once they forced them into a barrier the other car was still driving, the truck was
then seen driving off so the car followed them and that's when the other car pulled
out of gun.
And so then they started firing upon each other and pretty much one, the truck driver
got shot in the head and then the other one got, the car driver got shot in the arm so
both were pretty bad but the driver of the car got charged with murder but he was claiming
self defense because he said when he got the car hit that the guy was waving a gun but
there's no evidence to prove that.
Yeah man, it's not worth it.
I'm telling you just let the other person go.
It's not worth losing your life or getting shot because nowadays a lot of people carry
guns.
Well I don't know about you Washington people but.
Especially in Texas bro, especially in Texas it's like if somebody's road raging with
you in Texas, yeah you best believe because especially we got laws around here that protects
things like that as your extension to your home for self defense and things like that
so heck yeah people would be carrying guns like that.
That's crazy.
Well interesting enough.
Don't road rage.
That's the moral of the story.
Violence never wins.
Alright so you're ready to move to the next segment which is the donut.
Yeah man, what you got for us?
So we're going to do a quiz, another quiz and this one is I think you'll like this one.
It's a movie quiz Chris.
Oh yeah, I'm pretty good at movies.
I consider myself a movie buff.
These are sports and movies so pretty much or movies about sports.
Oh okay so like the Sandlot kind of like that?
Yeah something like that but how we're going to do it is I'm going to name two movies and
you're going to tell me what sport it's about.
Oh okay easy enough.
Yeah and you'll probably get the majority of these but there's some that are like oh
okay so alright so here's the first one and I know you're going to knock this one out
of the park.
Rocky and Sildan Arela man.
Boxing.
Hoosiers and Space Jam.
Basketball.
Mighty Ducks and Slap Shot.
You couldn't have said miracle.
You couldn't have picked miracle.
That's a hockey movie.
It is a hockey movie.
Kingpin and the Big Lebowski.
Bowling.
Have you ever seen the Big Lebowski?
I've never seen that movie actually.
I've never seen it and honestly I don't really care to see it.
I know I consider myself a movie buff but I don't really care to see it.
There's a big cult following behind it.
I mean there's a whole festival and everything for it.
I've seen Kingpin himself right?
Anyways alright the next two.
Bend It Like Beckham or Victory.
Soccer.
Friday Night Lights.
Rudy.
Football.
Balls of Fury and Forest Gump.
What was Forest Gump good at?
Balls of Fury.
Running.
Track.
No.
You wouldn't give it another chance.
Balls of Fury.
What did Forest Gump also, what was he also good at?
Ping Pong.
Yeah Table Tennis.
Ping Pong Table Tennis.
Oh that's what Balls of Fury is about?
Yeah.
Fairly.
Oh.
Well you can't say Forest Gump he plays like three sports.
Yeah that's true.
But like the main one I thought he played like, wasn't he on like the national team for
Ping Pong or?
Yeah he was but then he got like, but he got like a, I thought he got a scholarship for
running and was like on a football team or something.
Yeah he was, he was at one point.
I haven't seen Forest Gump in a very long time.
Okay.
Well.
Okay Sea Biscuit Secretariat.
Uh horse racing.
There you go.
Uh Bull Durham for the Sandwall.
Bait as Fall.
Alright.
Tin Cup Happy Gilmore.
Golf.
Sienna Days of Thunder.
Wait what?
Sienna or Senna or Days of Thunder.
Senna Days of Thunder.
Um.
I know that's a hard one.
That's a hard one.
Is it about skating?
Uh no it's about auto racing.
Oh okay.
Days of Thunder is a uh is a dance car movie.
Shoulda said Talladega Nights.
Shoulda said.
Well I gotta throw you off somehow and I didn't generate this quiz by the way.
Oh okay.
Um this one you probably know this one.
Blades of Glowyer or I Tanya.
Ice skating.
Alright.
And then um Invikis the Sporting Life.
It's about rugby right?
Yeah.
Yeah it's about rugby.
Yeah.
I only knew it because of Invictus.
Some of those movies I'd never heard of like uh Senna and Slabshot.
I'd never heard of those movies.
Yeah some of these I've never heard of either.
Like these two I've never heard of actually.
The Hustler and the Color of Money.
Uh is that like uh a pool?
About pool?
Yeah about pool.
Uh-huh.
It's about pool.
Um Pre-Fontaine and the Chariots of Fire.
Oh that's about racing.
Like running track?
Yeah about running track.
Yeah.
Um so then there's then there's uh the Longest Ride or Dallard Spires Club.
Is that about uh the Longest Ride, Dallard Spires Club.
What are they?
I don't know I've never seen any of those.
Uh I feel like that's about horse racing too.
Um Close It's About Rodeo.
Oh okay.
You should have said eight seconds.
Oh I see if I said eight seconds then you would have known.
It's like you would have known for sure.
Um Breaking Away and the Triplets of Belleville.
I have never heard of any of those movies at all.
I haven't either.
Break.
Okay what sport is there left?
Is it about tennis?
Um no that one is cycling.
That's stupid.
That's not a real sport.
Breaking Waves.
That's not a real sport.
And the Triplets of Belleville.
Those movies aren't even relevant.
You don't think cyclies are relevant?
Well you won't you won't think these are relevant then.
Um Point Break in the Endless Summer have you heard of either one of those?
I've heard of those but what that those aren't even that's stupid what is it?
Cycling is an Olympic sport sir.
Okay well apparently not.
And then so this is surfing.
Oh and apparently you know you know surfing is an Olympic sport sir.
I'm not thinking about that's not what I think of when I think of sports but okay.
And then um so here's a couple you'll know these I'm sure um then there's Nacho Libre
and No Holds Bar.
Uh wrestling.
Wrestling.
Yeah and then there's Match Point and Battle of the Sexes.
Uh tennis?
Yeah tennis.
So yeah you did pretty good except for the obscure ones.
I mean I was actually surprised you knew about Rugby.
I'd never heard of either of the Rugby movies.
I've heard of Invictus.
I've heard of that one.
What is your favorite sports movie?
Sports movie?
Uh I'll be honest most of them are pretty darn I don't know I don't get down with too
many sports movies.
So you're telling me you don't like Coach Carter?
I do like Coach Carter.
I do like um not Friday Night Lights what's um.
You like remember the Titans?
Yeah I remember the Titans there you go.
I like remember the Titans.
I mean it's it's a good story about you know segregation and coming together and having
to be a team and strong side left side.
I will say this one of the weirdest things in the world was watching Friday Night Lights
because uh and this is just a side story somebody on my football team got in trouble
and we weren't allowed to leave before game so we had to stay at the school for like five
hours after that so they would just show us football movies in between and I remember
watching Friday Night Lights and Odessa Permian and all that stuff and then uh little did
I know I moved to Texas and then we played at that stadium and I was like wow this is
really weird.
I like remember the Titans Coach Carter Sandlot.
Ricky of the Year you ever seen Ricky of the Year?
That's a good movie.
I like The Rookie too even though the guy in real life is not very cool but cool stuff.
Field of Dreams those are all great movies.
Hey side note on that one too if I if I ever have enough money we're gonna do the Field
of Dreams game like the MLB Field of Dreams game.
I mean you gotta have a lot of money because the tickets are like $2,500 a pop but I think
it'd be dope.
Alright well that's our great seg or segway over into our next segment which is What Fries
My Donuts and Chris what fries your donuts.
Oh boy I'm gonna give you a precursor if you get your feelings hurt easily sorry about
you if you get offended easily sorry about you just gonna tell you I hate when people
make stuff out of something that's not there.
You know what I mean it's very prevalent in our media where people will take the little
list of things and then blow it up make bountains out of mole heels essentially.
So I hate where people are like for example a celebrity could be going to the store to
buy maybe just regular whole milk but like well Jennifer Aniston doesn't care about the
environment or animals as she was seen buying whole milk today in the local grocery store
and people will then cancel Jennifer Aniston just because she bought whole milk man.
I hate when people take stuff and blow it out of proportion or make something out of
something that's not there and it's prime example I know most of you guys are not wrestling
fans but there was this situation that happened in September where a bunch of wrestlers got
no fight backstage after a big big event right.
So you know the wrestling media is also very biased because this whole time the wrestling
media is only writing one side about it so they're painting this other person to be a
horrible person and people have come out and said no that's not true I hate when people
take that out of context know what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah and anything can be spun in any kind of way I just hate it whenever people especially
the media whenever they'll use one line or they only use a very small part of the story
to spin it to make that other person look bad and so this even happened I've been watching
a little bit of the NBA playoffs like in the background but one of the biggest highlights
that I've been seeing is the Denver Nuggets player Nikolay Yolkic and he goes off to the
sideline and he's going for the ball right like him and another player going to the crowd
and I mean NBA games you see how close those people on the front floor are I mean people
be falling into them all the time.
Well this fan seemingly stands up and is in this guy's face and as a player you can even
see in the player's face he's looking like who the heck is this guy and why is he in
my face so he kind of gives him a little shove and I mean this dude flops bro I kid you not
he like sits in the chair like falls back in the chair and is like oh come to find out
it's one of the owners of the other team and so then they make it into this whole deal
was like was the shove intentional did he didn't intentionally shove him it's like no he didn't
intentionally shove him he's probably like who is this guy in my face like yelling at
me like I'm trying to go for a rebound like who the heck is this guy because like even
that he said in his post game interview like I thought the NBA were supposed to protect
us from rogue fans and it's like that's what he thought he was he thought the guy was getting
up in his grill so he's like you're not even a part of this like get out of my face yeah
I hate that too all right all right I'm gonna go ahead I'm gonna go there I'm gonna do it
so y'all bet y'all better get ready I'm also tired of people making things gay that are
not gay like give me I'll give you a prime example man they're all like oh yeah a super
man and Batman are gay for each other because they hang out all the time yes they're this
and that and they're just trying to pull something out so they can push an agenda and I'm sitting
here like man like what what does that have to do with the furtherment of the story like
you're making something there that's not even there are not even necessary like I can understand
I don't agree with it I can understand if you want to make them gay to further some
storyline get that but if you're just making them gay just to make them gay what the heck
are you trying to do I'm sick of that stuff being shoved down my throat and I'm not gonna
apologize for it I just hate anything that shoved down my throat but I just hate people
taking stuff and blowing it out of proportion or this happens in the work world all the
time and it's like yeah so and so they didn't smile at me and say good morning this morning
they must hate my guts right now and it's just like no they probably are just probably
thinking about something else right now you're just kind of making a mountain out of a mole
hill I feel like people blow that up so quickly man they take they get offended at every little
thing and they make mountains out of mole pills that's my main thing yeah absolutely
and it's a multifaceted thing because people be taking things way too out of context on
big scales on small scales it's like anything like that and I'll be 100% honest with you
I think it's because we're in such a comfortable place in life to where a lot of these people
are bored and to where it's like we got a nitpick on something because things are going
too well you know I don't know I feel like that happens a lot but yeah I'm telling you
man people all want to say let's be unified let's be unified but then they want to spread
division that's what people do and they're like we should love each other but then they're
spreading disunity so yeah that's all I really got I could go on and on forever and ever
name it but I won't do that yeah I could I could definitely say some stuff but we're
gonna we're gonna refrain and we're gonna go to a better segment I think a nicer segment
a segment in which we make up and we dictate what happens and that is our mystery donut
which is our improv segment so Chris today we have something rather interesting what
do we have for him yeah we have our free improv so we're gonna let Micah dig into the hat
for some accents and I'll dig into the hat for a scenario all right let's see what we
got here well it kind of goes in with a little bit on the intro but hey we got redneck or
southern all right and then we got at a church potluck oh thank that goes together great
all right so what's the nomination we talking about no joking so if you've never been to
a church potluck some of the best food you'll ever have yeah I will say that and yeah the
more the more like I don't know why the smaller the church the better the potluck to I don't
know why that's a thing too but anyways but yeah do you want to get started you want me
to start you could start well I tell you what I think everything in this fellowship Paul
is gonna be on my plate any second now Billy Bob and I'm talking to myself and third person
because sometimes you got to talk to yourself like like you're gonna do something good for
yourself so Billy Bob about to have himself some good lunch one everything I tell you
that much oh shoot did you see that Charlene brought potato salad you know our potato
salad is dry is all get out you know what you wanted to say you're gonna say sister
pansies cooter it's drier than that I get that but here's my thing I all I got to say
is did you see who else brought brisket that some some gun I can't believe he did Darrell
brother Darrell brought brisket even though he knew I signed up for he signed up for cookies
and that is the potluck code you bring what you signed up for you don't go rogue on the
list whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa who brought the bucket of KFC chicken we all know that
the potluck rules or you're not supposed to bring nothing store bought or from a restaurant
now who done went broke the rule I want to see the receipt who did it I know it was you
I bet you was that cheap son gun want to work down a tire shop he's always doing stuff like
that he don't want to have nothing hold me now I tell you this at the next board meeting
I'm gonna push for a motion to be filed that whoever brings something store bought or brings
something from a restaurant is gonna be automatically excommunicated no communion none of that interested
in the church kick down well luckily luckily I'm on the board here on the board and our
friends Darrell Schard Charles and Dean they on the board now I'm gonna talk to Darrell
because that son gun like I said he did the thing with the brisket I ain't about to have
that but at least we can get them on board with this we gonna kick that son gun out he
ain't gonna be a part of this no more now I'm gonna tell you right before we get started
I'm not volunteering to stay after to wash out all these crockpots I just ain't doing
it this time last time I was here until 10 o'clock I ain't doing it no more back my day
you know they used to say they used to say that's woman's work nowadays they don't say
that kind of stuff they say nah it's everybody volunteer used to be I just had to put up the
chairs now I gotta clean up everything gotta clean up the food I gotta put leftovers there
they said oh now you gotta help billy by billy by we gotta help over here next thing you
know they're gonna have me at the homeless ministry next week passing his crap out you
know what to say when it what ain't good for the goose is good for the gander or whatever
they say and they be squawking like a whole dagum gander and there you hear them they're
all in there right now buck buck buck they saying you know what we gonna get Billy Bob
trial and all them get work yep well I better go ahead and get all this plate before sister
suzie's macaroni and cheese it all gets eaten up yeah I can't be standing here talking next
thing you know everything is gonna be gone I'll talk to you later but next thing you
know I'm gonna try not to have a massive coronary from all this all right those are improv
segment so we're gonna move into our last segment our eclair and that's our positive
so I'm gonna let you go ahead all right so my eclair is challenge yourself not to settle
and this there's kind of multiple things there and what I mean by that is it could be something
as simple as being in the store and seeing a product that you've been wanting for a long
time but it could be something as simple as all they don't have the right color or they
don't have the model that I want and sometimes we'll settle and we'll say odd no that doesn't
really mean anything and sometimes it really doesn't but sometimes I've ever been to that
point where it's like oh man I just want it right now so I don't care I'll just I'll take
it even though it's not exactly what I'm looking for I just encourage you don't settle you
know and that could also be things that you fail that don't don't settle I'll be honest
with you my fiance and I took dance lessons now it was country dance lessons so it was
like two-step and things like that and hey it's with a woman so I don't see how that
could be but anyways here's the thing we end up I mean we had all sorts of problems and
I don't know neither one of us are very coordinated and we looked like crap and it was pretty
embarrassing but at the same time it might take me a while but I'll tell you this much
I'll try dancing again I'll try to see what happens you know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
let that experience get me because you know things like dancing it was it was hard because
you're in front of a room full of people and everybody's watching you screw up it's not
just it's not just you know you know you're screwing up it's not just the person you're
partnering with those you screw up it's the instructors and it's everybody and an entire
bar or because it was a bar was a they call it a dance hall but what is a dance hall it's
a dance floor where everybody's out there drinking so the thing is it's it's not easy
but you know I'll give it another shot screw it as long as you get to do the soldier boy
that's all that matters but yeah man that's that's a good it's good word mine is pay
attention to the details man because those details will get you hung up whether that's
a big project or something at work or just even buying major purchase like a car like
you got to make sure that those details are on point you know I'm planning an event right
now and I've had to really think through a lot of the details because some of those things
you just don't think about and some people are not naturally inclined to think about
details but get you someone that is very detail oriented so that they can help you out because
I promise you if you think about you know for this event I even have to think about
those tiniest detail including like waivers I have to think about sending out information
to the parents I have to think about making sure that we get the right kind of laser tag
guns like it all is a big deal so just make sure you get those details covered because
it's the little boxes that spoil the vine and don't let those little details slip you up
but yeah man TV trash can dot com TV trash can dot com that's our website we got Facebook
Instagram all the socials of course you know where to listen to us you know I probably already
listening to us there so you know the thing is we we're super happy to have you guys and
I can't even believe another episodes in the books man it just it goes by so fast like
we start talking the next thing you know it's already over with dang I totally forgot to
mention this at the beginning of the episode but hey happy late mother's day to all the
mothers out there yeah happy late mother's day mother's day was yesterday whenever this
episode drops so wanted to wish that out there yeah happy mother's day except to she knows
who she is yeah we won't go into that I was like don't say it or say it I don't care it's
our podcast at this point so yeah man I think we're signing off all right I'm Micah and
I'm Chris and this has been the Dono Box podcast.