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Trashcan TV presents Spouse Switch.

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On tonight's episode of Spouse Switch, two wives will be swapped with each other and

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going into different worlds.

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Our first spouse comes from Houston, Texas.

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Katie Williams is a mother of three and along with being a mother of three, they're also

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clowns.

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Katie believes that all of her kids should express how they feel and how they should

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be.

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Well, how I personally feel is I feel that my kids should be examples in this society

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that you can look however you want to make a living and you can do what you want to make

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a living.

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That's what I tell them every day.

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You live your dream, you live your life and that's the biggest thing.

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She'll be swapping with another spouse, Genevieve Martin, who is from New York, New York.

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Genevieve believes that kids should be seen and not heard and also believes that facial

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expressions are not allowed in her household.

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She doesn't believe in smiling or any other type of makeup or face paint.

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Listen now, if my kids get out of line, I'll tell you this much.

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They get locked in the dungeon.

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You hear me?

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The dungeon.

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I have my own dungeon in my basement and I'm just saying kids, they need to be in line.

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They need to be in their uniforms by 5 a.m. sharp.

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They need to have their crease made beds.

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And I mean that inch fold.

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If I don't have the inch fold, we will have a problem.

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I'm just saying the best regiment is the military regiment.

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That's what I'm saying.

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That's how you raise kids.

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Can these two spouses live in each other's world and survive?

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Tune in to SpouseSwitch to find out.

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Hi, I'm Chris.

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And I'm Micah.

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And this is the DonaBox Podcast.

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Chris, I used to love that show.

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I mean there was Wipeswap, Bow Swap, whichever one it was.

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I used to love that show.

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Yeah, there is always that stereotypical southern person on their weather.

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And usually most of the time the southern person is like very strict from what I remember.

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They typically are or they're extremely lenient.

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I mean if you remember that King Curtis character, I love that character.

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But like his household was extremely lenient.

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They let him eat chicken nuggets and bacon all the time.

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If you have not seen King Curtis Wipeswap, YouTube it my friends because it is comedy

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gold.

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But that show was good.

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It was very typical 2000s.

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But hey, it's episode 24 man.

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What you thinking?

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Man, I'm thinking right now.

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I should see if we can get that on the website.

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Maybe a few seasons of Wipeswap or something on there.

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Great stuff.

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Well, we are welcoming all those that are listening.

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We thank you for listening to us.

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Hey, we have people in Hawaii.

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We have people in Florida, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nova Scotia, California, Albuquerque, New

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Mexico.

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Where else do we have some listeners?

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Ohio.

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Definitely.

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We got Florida.

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We got our mainstays, Georgia, Texas.

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This is our big one.

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You already said New Mexico, right?

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I think so.

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I said Albuquerque.

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Yeah, Washington, Oregon.

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All those are...

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I mean, we got a bunch of folks.

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Brussels, Belgium especially.

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I think we got another listener in the Middle East area.

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It looked like in the Jordan or Israeli area.

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So that's cool.

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Yeah, heck yeah.

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Well, and something else too.

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We can't leave out Singapore.

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Singapore has been red hot here lately.

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They've been listening a lot.

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Yeah, they're probably listening while they're working.

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But yeah, welcome to all of those that are returning.

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If you're new, welcome.

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The way this works is each donut is a different segment.

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We like to start off with our first one, which is our old fashioned donut, which is a story

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from our past.

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And if you guys have been listening for a while, you will know that Mike and I moved

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from Georgia to Texas.

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It's been almost 10 years, man.

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Almost 10 years.

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It's weird to think about that it's been almost 10 years.

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But yeah, we almost, we went out there and you probably heard a little bit about the

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stories from when we first got there, some of the things that we did.

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We're just going to talk about some of the things that we did in Lubbock, just kind of

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the side piece stuff that we kind of explored and some of the stuff that we did early on.

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Kind of give them a recap of that first year, I think while we were here.

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Because we have a lot of interesting stories from that first year that we lived here.

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We literally started that job boot corral.

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So if you listened before and heard about us working there, that's when we started that

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job.

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So it's within that first year that and actually Chris had a couple of jobs that first year.

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I only had one.

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I bought, well, yeah, I only had one starting off.

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So whenever I first got to Lubbock, we got there on a, I think Sunday and I got a job

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on Thursday.

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So I got a job like in four days.

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So I was a wait or actually started off as a bus boy at a restaurant and I just worked

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there through the summer.

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And then I really wanted to work at boot corral with Micah.

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And so Micah somehow got me hard on.

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I kind of like kick, kick down the door to get in there.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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It took a little for desert, but hey, we got them in there and it was, it was really

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And some of the, like, you know, we've talked about this before Chris, but some of the funnest

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times we did have was in the back room of that boot corral and some of the people that

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we met over there, we've talked about some of these characters, but it was, it was kind

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of that love hate relationship.

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You know, it was fun back there, but I don't miss that work.

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You know what I mean?

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I don't miss it either.

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But one of the funniest things that I guess we had to learn about Lubbock was Lubbock is

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full of dust storms and what they call their dust storms out here is Haboogs.

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And I'm telling you, these dust storms are so bad that it'll make the sky pitch black,

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like dust just covering everything.

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Like you almost get blown away literally.

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And so at the end of the day at boot corral, we would have to throw our trash in the dumpster

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and the dumpster pickup would only be like maybe once a week.

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So once it started getting full, we had to get creative on how to fit all that trash

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in the dumpster.

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We would have to jump on the trash and squish it down.

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And luckily we all, you know, we had this dumpster to our own.

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So it was only like boxes, but still we would jump up and down on the trash.

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But I remember there were several times where, you know, the winds kicking up, we're out

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there in the dust and that, you know, all that stuff.

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And I really don't know why.

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I think it was just because this was us or this was me at age 18, I know for sure.

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But you know, this whole thing has happened and there's customers walking in the store

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and this is like, you know, on the side of the store.

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For some reason we thought it would be funny to yell at them, go, Oh boo, get inside.

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It's dangerous.

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It would be yelling at them and all sorts of stuff.

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Just like goofing off.

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But yeah, it was weird though.

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I will say this, something about boot corral was they would literally, the worst weather,

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people would love to come shop.

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I have no clue why.

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Like in the middle of those, those Haboos, those dust storms, if you think about it,

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I remember a lot of people pulling up during that thing.

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Well, you know why people do that, right?

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It's because they don't have to go to work.

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So they're like, Oh yeah, I got the day off.

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Let's go.

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Oh, it was especially the worst when those cotton farmers, whenever it rained a whole

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bunch because they especially like they couldn't do anything or especially like planting season

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Oh, they would just come in there and you know, if you've listened to the show a lot

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here as well, you know, we'll do, we'll do the coffee shop bit.

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You know, during our improv segment and it's a lot like that.

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You know, these old farmers would just come in there and be like, Yep, yep.

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Can't put it in the ground.

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Nope.

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Can't put the seed in the ground.

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But they would just come in there to look because they got nothing else going on.

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That and when it snowed, I used to hate it when it was snow and ice.

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Like you would barely get there.

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You'd be passing like eight car pileups and all sorts of stuff and bam, you know, there

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would be a store full of people waiting on you and you would expect there would be nobody

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But we also attended church and there not at boot corral, but we attended church in

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Lubbock.

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And so when we first got there, it was very interesting because we met a whole bunch of

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weird and interesting people.

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Some of them should not be named, but we met, we met different people at the college group

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and one guy was named Mikey G. Shout out to Mikey G. If you are listening, I'm still friends

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with him right, right to this day.

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But do you remember that time that because Michael was a year younger than me.

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And so Michael was a senior in high school and I was already out of high school.

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And so we, Michael would go to youth and I would volunteer in youth and Michael was

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still a youth leader.

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But so afterwards they, all the youth leaders were like, Hey, we're all going to go out

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to eat.

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And Michael was like, OK, cool.

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Like I'll tag along.

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Like where y'all, where are you guys going?

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And I was like, man, I don't know.

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Let me go find out.

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And I remember going to ask and they like pulled me aside.

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They were like, yeah, Michael can't go because he's a senior in high school and he's still,

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he's still in high school.

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So he can't go with us.

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And I remember being like, well, shoot, if he's not going, I'm not going.

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So you guys have fun by yourself.

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I was like, I wasn't going to leave my friend.

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Chris is always a standup guy.

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He's a, he's a, he always be doing stuff like that.

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Anyways, see, I didn't even know that happened until years later.

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We were on a camping trip and you told me that I was like, I didn't even know that happened.

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I didn't even remember that.

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To be honest.

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I'm probably you were, I'm probably sure that you were just like, yeah, like, why aren't

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you going out to eat?

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And I was like, oh, there goes some more labor.

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I don't know.

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I didn't want to tell you because that's kind of like, I don't know.

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I didn't want you to feel like you were holding me back or like he's not going because of

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me and this and that.

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So I probably would have been like, oh, these, these people.

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A little bit sharper words than that, but do you remember that time?

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Do you remember that time that it got really bad icy in a snowstorm and we were hanging

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out with Zacharoni and cheese and we were like, you know, we're just sitting around

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and you're like, you know what would be cool?

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If we went to Target and got some lightsabers and we had a lightsaber fight on the playground.

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Yes we did.

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And I will say this, Lubbock had this playground at the time and it's been torn down now and

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I've heard there's plans to rebuild it, but I don't know, man.

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Like in Georgia, they didn't have playgrounds like this, but they had, it was called Legacy

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Play Park and it was a, it was a dope place.

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They had these like rope bridges.

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Man, if I was a kid, I would have loved that place.

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Shoot.

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When I was a teenager, I thought that place was dope.

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When I was 19, I thought it was dope.

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You remember I, well, Micah and I, I think you've heard, you guys have heard this before,

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but Micah and I, when we first got there, we also had to share a room.

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Uh, because his grandpa lived, took the other room while he was living with us and man,

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weren't those some interesting times?

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Yeah, those are some interesting times, especially because some of us would get home extremely

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late.

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Like it kind of took turns and uh, it, it just wasn't a good situation.

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Like I love my boy, Chris, but sharing a room for a few nights, that's okay, but sharing

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a room full time, two dudes need their space.

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I don't care who they are.

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I also remember that we would sneak out to go get Burger King because at any time we

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tried to leave anywhere, the people that we lived with, aka Micah's donors would be like,

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be like, Oh, where are you going?

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Where are you going?

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And we were like, we're just going out to go to Burger King and they were like at nine

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o'clock at night.

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And I was like, well, I'm hungry.

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Like what's wrong with that?

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I'm spending my own money.

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Oh, just to talk best for a minute.

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Do you remember?

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So they wouldn't buy us the stuff that we wanted to eat.

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Now that I think back about it, it was, it was like all stuff that I wouldn't, I think

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I'm burnt out on now, like ramen noodles and, uh, like it, different stuff like that.

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But I remember they wouldn't like buy that for us.

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So we went out and bought our own groceries one time and it just all was in the pantry

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and over they mad.

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They were like, Oh, you just go buy your own groceries.

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And it's like, yep.

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Well, they never had any snacks there, man.

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Like they'd never had.

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So like anytime you got hungry in the middle of the night, that's why we went to Burger

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King because we were like, man, we're hungry.

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Heck yeah.

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Oh, and also shout out, Miss Debbie.

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You kept us alive during those first few months there by sending us those care packages with

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all those candies and all the, I remember there was fudge in one of them.

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It was great.

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I was like, I was like, Oh, your mom sent a package.

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It's like, heck yeah.

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Yeah.

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It was a two teenage boys living their best life.

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You got any other stories from that time that kind of stick out to you?

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All I remember man is we went to roses a little too much.

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Rose is like a, it's like a cafe place.

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It's like a Tex-Mex cafe place.

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Yeah.

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Tex-Mex cafe.

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It's way better than Taco Bell, but has, and there was always Taco Tuesday.

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There was Taco Tuesday, but it's like, you know, it's, it's pretty much a, like, would

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you classify this fast food pretty much is, but it's not, it is, it is, but it's like

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upper echelon fast food, if that makes sense.

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Like it's not, it's got to drive through, but it's not like bad food.

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So, but yeah, we love the Mexican food.

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We first got there, but that's what, that's what I remember man was the dust storms getting

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used to all that.

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It rained mud a couple of times.

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Yeah.

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It was interesting, interesting times, but yeah, love it.

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You also can't forget about all the Texas tech football games that we went to.

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And that is true.

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We learned that the student section there, they are a bit of a fan base.

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And so they like to throw tortillas at the opposing team and sometimes batteries.

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Yeah.

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And other things.

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I remember there was one time they dumped trash all over the field.

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That was great.

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I remember you painted your body like all red one time, like you like showed up and it was

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kind of like chilly and everything, but like you were all decked out.

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Face was painted red.

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Arms were painted red.

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I remember that.

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Yeah.

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I used to go all out for that stuff, man.

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I'm a little bit more low key now.

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It's nice to just enjoy it instead of being crazy about it.

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Yeah.

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It was cool.

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It was when Texas tech was fairly decent and so they had some good games.

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It was fun.

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I just remember, I think the first game that we went to, it was against Texas Christian.

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And I just remember the T-shirt, it was red or red grilling up the frog because that's

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TCU's mascot.

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It was like tastes like chicken.

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That's what it, that's what they said.

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That was a good game because they were in the top 25 and ended up beating them.

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It was a fun year to go.

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I remember we had to miss a game though because of certain people at all boot corral and us

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having to work, but you know, is what it is.

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I remember sitting back there and listening to the game online or through the radio.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But hopefully, hopefully tech will be good this year.

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That's what I'll say to that.

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But yeah, that's pretty much all I got on when we first got to Lubbock in that first

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year.

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Well, that's all I got too.

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So I guess we're jumping into the jelly donut, which is our jail report.

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Who used that private pile?

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Sir, jelly donut, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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All right.

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I got some good stories for us today.

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Yeah.

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Let's get the jail report.

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What's going on?

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All right.

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Well, this first one, this happened actually a long time ago.

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And when I say long time ago, like seven years ago, but this man got arrested for riding

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on the side, riding on the sidewalk with chalk.

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Sorry.

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That's kind of a tongue twister.

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Riding on the sidewalk with chalk.

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What did he say?

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Apparently he just wrote some stuff about the police.

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He did not have some good things to say about police.

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And this happened in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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And so he was writing stuff about, I guess, maybe F the police or what, but he got arrested

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for it.

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Well, that's, that's interesting.

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I'd be interested to see exactly what he wrote, but police, if you make a mad, they'll

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arrest you for anything.

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Well, they threw it out because obviously it infringes on the First Amendment right

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at freedom of speech.

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So they threw it out.

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And I guess they passed the law.

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This was before a law was passed about, you know, getting arrested for riding stuff on

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the sidewalk, but he got, it got dismissed.

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Well, at least it got dismissed because that's pretty stupid.

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All right.

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This next one.

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All right.

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This guy was in high school and he had a, I guess, quote unquote rock star day at school

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where they could dress up like rock stars.

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So all of his friends dressed up like members of the band Kiss.

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And so this guy had to run a few errands before school, including a trip to the bank.

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Apparently the bank manager didn't take too kindly to a Gene Simmons lookalike sitting

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in front of his bank before it opened.

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He called in a robbery in progress and he looked up for meeting his breakfast sandwich

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to see 20 cup cars swarming around and guns drawn and screaming at him to get out of the

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car and to get on the ground.

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They handcuffed him and made him stand outside the bank until they verified the story and

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then realized that he wasn't robbing the bank.

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He said, lesson learned, don't go to the bank dressed as Gene Simmons.

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So this guy got arrested just for looking suspicious.

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I guess don't, don't go to the bank looking any type of way, man.

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You know, I've even heard like, don't go in there with hats on with sunglasses on, like

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looking can speak you like, you know, looking weird at all because they'll be on D. So I've

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heard all that stuff, but yeah, that's pretty crazy.

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I mean, I can understand from the bank manager's perspective, he's sitting there and you know,

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you're waiting for the bank to open and you see this dude in a Gene Simmons costume and

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you know, most people know KISS, but you know, the black and white face paint and KISS is

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pretty, you know, depending on the outfit, they're, it's pretty outlandish looking.

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So and people who rob the bank normally are in disguise like that.

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So.

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All right.

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This one happened in England or the UK.

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And this was right around the time that Princess Diana died.

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And so she got buried.

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And so this lady was walking home from the bar and she was like walking past the grave

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and she accidentally dropped something in the flowers on the grave.

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This was 3am in the morning.

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The lady was trying to find it and some cops came along and arrested her because they thought

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that they were trying or this lady was trying to, I guess, steal Princess Diana's gear or

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something.

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She got escorted away and she never retrieved what she had lost.

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But the police were like, put her in handcuffs and were like, Hey, you need to get out of

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here because they thought she was a grave robber or something.

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It is just a side note, but I've never understood like the royal family and all this other stuff

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because if that was somebody else's grave, they wouldn't care, right?

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They probably wouldn't have cared if somebody was just rummaging through it.

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You're saying you don't know why people are so obsessed with it?

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Yeah, I'm not sure why these people are so special.

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I mean, they come from a long lineage of so-called royalty, but what does that really make them,

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right?

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I mean, should we really be arresting people for dropping stuff on their, you know, their

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grade side by accident?

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Yeah, people are just weird like that.

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But all right, here's this next one.

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So this kid shared a story for, I guess not a kid anymore.

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He's an adult and he shared a story.

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He said, when I was 13, I got suspended from my school for graffiti encouraged by this

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success.

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He decided to take his graffiti skills to the streets and was immediately caught and

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arrested to make matters worse.

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He was arrested on the night before his final Latin exam.

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The cops called my mom to inform her that her son was a juvenile delinquent who is currently

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handcuffed to a table down at the local police precinct.

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And without skipping a beat, she responded, well, does he have his Latin textbook with

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him?

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He has an exam tomorrow.

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So the mom was like more worried about her son failing her Latin, failing the Latin exam

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rather than being arrested.

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She was like, well, I guess while you got him down there might as well be studying.

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Yeah, moms are weird sometimes, especially, yeah, I don't know.

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Some moms be like that though, to where they're like, well, he better be studying at least

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to be down there.

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Exactly.

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It sounds like a Latina mom.

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No lie though.

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That sounds like a song a Latina mom would say.

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All right.

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This next one, four students at a university stole the Ronald McDonald statue from the

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local McDonald's.

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They're currently in jail waiting arraignment for their charges of felony theft and waiting

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an expulsion from the college.

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Needless to say, these people were freshmen.

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So a little bit of context for you guys that don't know in McDonald's and in the Walmart

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set had McDonald's, they used to have Ronald McDonald statues and a bench and you could

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sit down next to Ronald McDonald and take a picture or just chill.

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That was something that was kind of big in the 2000s.

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Well, apparently these four freshmen stole the Ronald McDonald.

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I don't know how they did that.

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It sounds like a fraternity rush prank or something like that, like to get into a fraternity,

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something like that.

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I mean, I think it's weird, but I think it would be kind of cool if they had gotten away

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with it and stolen it and be like, hey, we stole that McDonald's.

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I think that's kind of cool if they would have been able to pull it off.

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They go into this frat house and there's just this bench with Ronald McDonald there.

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Yeah.

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Come to think of it, that was a really big thing and you really don't see.

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I mean, I see it once every now and then kind of, but like you really don't see the benches

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with Ronald McDonald sitting there.

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I think the United States is a little more scared of clowns.

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That makes sense.

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I think people don't like clowns as much as they used to.

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Well, I also know that McDonald's are not really in Walmart anymore.

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I guess they took them out.

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There's one in town here that still has a McDonald's, but McDonald's used to be in Walmart's

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everywhere.

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It used to be a big thing.

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It seems like it's a lot of subways.

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Well, even if it's a subway now, there's not even restaurants in there.

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I always thought that was kind of weird, I guess.

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Do your shopping and then I guess go eat at Subway.

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Yeah.

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I never really got, maybe that's why it's not there anymore, but I never really got

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my food in Walmart like that.

466
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Yeah.

467
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I've gotten them a couple times.

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I got a couple of McChickens while I was doing some shopping in Walmart, but anyways,

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we're going to move on to our next segment and that's the donut hole.

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And Micah, I don't have a quiz for you.

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I don't have a movie review for you.

472
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Oh.

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I'm going to kind of change it up a little bit, but you're going to get to be part of

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this donut hole.

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So are you ready?

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Okay.

477
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Yeah.

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What's up?

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Well, we are going to review some of our favorite theme park rides.

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Micah and I have both been to different theme parks all over the US and I thought we could

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give our audience some takes.

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00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:36,180
That way we could give them some suggestions so when they go, you know, so how does that

483
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,180
sound?

484
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,180
It sounds good to me.

485
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:42,780
You know, I think all the amusement parks that I've been to, you've been to as well.

486
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:47,660
I think, I don't think there's any that I've been to that, you've definitely been to some

487
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:51,660
that I haven't, but I think everyone that I've been to you have as well.

488
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,660
So I'll kick it off.

489
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,380
Micah, first pick.

490
00:23:55,380 --> 00:24:01,420
What's one of your all time favorite theme park or amusement park rides?

491
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:10,460
I'm going to have to go with Titan at Six Flags Over Texas, the one in Arlington.

492
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:15,380
It's, you know, essentially I could have said Goliath or Titan because I feel like they're

493
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:17,700
kind of the same thing.

494
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:24,700
And when I say Goliath, Goliath is the same version of it essentially, but it's in Six

495
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,340
Flags Over Georgia.

496
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:31,900
So but I mean, same color scheme, same, I think the tracks are just a little different.

497
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,740
You just can't beat that first drop.

498
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:34,740
I don't know what it is.

499
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,860
You just can't beat that.

500
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:36,860
Yeah.

501
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,380
What else about it do you like?

502
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,380
Do you love?

503
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:46,180
So I love, so if we're talking about the Goliath version of it, I think, I don't think that

504
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,420
Titan has this one.

505
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,660
I don't know the Goliath version.

506
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:51,860
I like the corkscrew part of it.

507
00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:56,620
You know, when it's, and for those of you who don't know, it's literally like a corkscrew

508
00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:01,140
to where it turns and the whole car like kind of turns sideways and you have all those

509
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,940
G forces on there and it kind of goes down.

510
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:07,820
But yeah, no, I love that part about it.

511
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,180
I also know when the camera is coming.

512
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:15,660
So for some reason I was like to try to lift up my shirt by the time the camera gets there.

513
00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,940
I don't know why that's a thing, but yeah.

514
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:24,300
I, one of my favorites and Titan is definitely one of my favorites at Six Flags.

515
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:28,300
You know, and I, as we talked about last episode, just came back from Universal Studios, but

516
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:32,020
I think my all time favorite is Hagrid's motorbike adventure.

517
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,020
It's really fun.

518
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:39,020
I told Mike about this and essentially how the car is set up is it's two, two cars.

519
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:42,260
So one part is the motorcycle part and one part is the sidecar.

520
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:45,980
If you can definitely get on the motorcycle part, that part is cool.

521
00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:51,620
And so you're riding on the track and you're going through Hagrid's world from Harry Potter

522
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:56,500
and you're seeing all these cool things and the bike is literally going at like 60 miles

523
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,500
an hour.

524
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:02,020
And you know, there are some parts where it kind of stops on amusement park rides, but

525
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,300
this just keeps going and it keeps shooting you out.

526
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:08,140
And if you're on the motorbike, it actually feels like you're riding a motorcycle and

527
00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:10,380
the wind is going crazy.

528
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:16,140
And then like there's this like surprise drop that you just don't expect that's coming.

529
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:17,740
And so it's really cool to get to do that.

530
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:19,260
The animatronics are great.

531
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:24,180
Like it is probably the most popular ride at Universal Studios, but I definitely recommend

532
00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,180
that one.

533
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:30,700
Are there any others that you recommend at Six Flags or any other theme parks that you've

534
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:31,700
been?

535
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,700
Heck yeah.

536
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:39,060
So Six Flags wise, I definitely would say you got to do Mr. Freeze at Six Flags over

537
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,060
Texas.

538
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:42,260
That one's really fun.

539
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,620
That's one of those to where it shoots you out.

540
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,340
I don't know, extremely fast.

541
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:49,660
You do the whole entire thing.

542
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,220
It seems like it only takes 30 seconds.

543
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,820
Seems like the whole thing's like 30 seconds long, but it's...

544
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,980
Well, they shoot you out backwards, right?

545
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:57,980
So they shoot you.

546
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:03,380
That's how you start off and you get shot out backwards and then you get to a point

547
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:07,100
and then you do the whole coaster forwards again.

548
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,700
So you're getting to do it twice.

549
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:13,260
You literally go through the whole track and then it backs up all the way up this track.

550
00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:16,940
So you're looking down the track and then you go back through the track, which I think

551
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:18,900
is really, really fun.

552
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:26,100
There's a lot of them at Six Flags over Texas, but just highlighting the really, really good

553
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,100
ones.

554
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,260
Superman, Six Flags over Georgia.

555
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,620
I really like that one.

556
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:31,620
That's a lay down coaster.

557
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,420
Literally you get to fly like Superman.

558
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:38,020
For some reason I really like the parts where it goes super low to the ground.

559
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:39,340
I don't know why.

560
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:43,860
You're literally on your stomach, like, because you sit on the thing like a normal roller

561
00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:48,220
coaster thing, but then it inverts to where once you started going, it's like you're

562
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:50,660
literally flying like Superman and you're on your stomach.

563
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,180
And that part is pretty, pretty fun.

564
00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:58,460
What did you think about the Joker at Six Flags over Texas, Arlington?

565
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,460
How did you feel about that one?

566
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,060
I felt like it was kind of the same as the Riddler over there.

567
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:03,300
I liked it.

568
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,780
It's got a lot of loops, man.

569
00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,340
It's got a lot of loops.

570
00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:09,620
And don't wear a hat, don't have it in your pockets.

571
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,140
I'll tell you that much.

572
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,140
Yeah.

573
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:20,100
I think another one that I enjoyed at Six Flags over Georgia is Monster Plantation.

574
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,860
I don't think they have it anymore.

575
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:27,980
But essentially you go on this ride right after lunch because it's like one of those

576
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:32,620
floating animatronic rides where you just go through and then you kind of have like

577
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,220
a small little baby drop.

578
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,740
I don't know why, maybe it's just for the nostalgia.

579
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:42,980
I think it was the nostalgia because it was kind of in the kiddie part of the park and

580
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,380
you'd always eat.

581
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:48,940
And I don't know, one time we just decided like, man, it really sucks when you get right

582
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,980
on a roller coaster right after you eat.

583
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,500
So maybe let's find something.

584
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:58,420
So there was Monster Plantation and you ride this boat through the whole thing and it's,

585
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:02,620
I don't know, it looks like a scene out of a Tim Burton film.

586
00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:06,180
They've got all these weird characters and it's supposed to be like a Southern swamp

587
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,860
and whatnot.

588
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:12,060
And you know, you're on a set track and they're having like this weird celebration and all

589
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:15,100
of a sudden, you know, the sheriff's like, oh, don't go on the marsh, don't go on the

590
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,100
marsh.

591
00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,740
And you know, you're going in the marsh.

592
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:21,260
And I don't know, there was also something fun about most of the time there was kids on

593
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,780
the boat with you.

594
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:25,580
So you could be like, no, let's not go on the marsh.

595
00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:26,980
I don't want to go on the marsh.

596
00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:27,980
And you can freak them out.

597
00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,300
And that was always pretty fun.

598
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:35,220
Yeah, I think another one that I enjoy at Universal Studios is the Spider-Man ride.

599
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:39,540
That one's really cool because half of it is 3D and then half of it is like live.

600
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:44,420
So like when you're like going through some of like the smoke and stuff, like there's

601
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,820
actually mist in there.

602
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:51,820
And then when like the hobgoblin throws like the fireballs at you through the 3D, it like

603
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:57,580
the car shifts and then there's actual like fire in your face, which is pretty cool.

604
00:29:57,580 --> 00:30:02,300
And then another one that's really cool is Revenge of the Mummy because it starts off

605
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:06,980
like that water ride where it's like, oh yeah, don't go, we're supposed to go this way.

606
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:09,260
Oh, but we're going to go the other way.

607
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:12,260
And then it's a roller coaster straight in the dark.

608
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:16,660
Like you don't know where you're going and it's great.

609
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:18,340
It's a great time.

610
00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:24,540
Are there any rides that you would say, you know what, if you're here, don't go to this

611
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:25,700
ride.

612
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,180
Like this is going to be horrible.

613
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:29,900
The one, the one that just immediately comes to mind.

614
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,060
I don't know what they call it now.

615
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:35,740
I think you said you went to Six Flags over Georgia and it was named different, but they

616
00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:37,260
used to call it the Ninja.

617
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,260
Oh man.

618
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:41,700
And the whole joke was there was never a line.

619
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:45,260
First of all, I think it freaked people out because to get to the roller coaster, you

620
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,340
had to walk out on this.

621
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:52,220
It wasn't like rickety, but it was kind of this like wooden walkway that went over this

622
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:53,700
really nasty water.

623
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,420
It was like retention water.

624
00:30:55,420 --> 00:31:00,580
And there's these fish in this water, but anyways, I don't think people wanted to, it

625
00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:02,780
just didn't look great.

626
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:08,020
Then you get there and I don't know.

627
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,380
It really hurt.

628
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:12,260
Like that roller coaster always hurt really, really bad.

629
00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:15,580
And the whole joke was always like, yep, I'm going to get my ass whooped.

630
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:19,980
And then you go on the ride and it's like, yep, I got my ass whooped by the Ninja because

631
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,140
it was really bad.

632
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:24,860
Those padding, like the padding that was on either side, I don't know.

633
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:26,740
I guess it was weathered and like really hard.

634
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:31,220
You know, the like Styrofoam when it gets like really weathered, it gets super hard.

635
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:35,060
Like I felt like that's what had happened over time with that thing.

636
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:41,060
Also the Georgia Cyclone, any of the wooden roller coasters, if you're younger, you can

637
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:42,060
take it.

638
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:47,140
But the older that we get, like it just jacks my back up really, really bad.

639
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:52,260
The Great American Scream Machine, I do not think that's a big wooden roller coaster and

640
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:56,300
used to we would sit in the very back car because it would kind of lift up and slam down

641
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,300
and all sorts of stuff.

642
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,300
I couldn't do that now.

643
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,460
I tell you that much.

644
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:05,380
I tell you one that I want to go to that I have not been to.

645
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,500
And I know you're the same way.

646
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:13,300
But it's the Six Flags New Jersey and it's a roller coaster called King-de-Ca.

647
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,540
And that thing looks amazing.

648
00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:18,860
It's one of the biggest roller coasters in the whole entire world.

649
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:22,380
So as far as drops and speed and all that good stuff.

650
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:23,380
Well, and it's one of those.

651
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:27,060
I think we have a theme here, but it shoots you out.

652
00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:30,820
You know, it literally starts you off and you just accelerate up the hill.

653
00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:35,580
And then so, you know, before you know it, you're up this hill and I don't know.

654
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,060
That's a lot better for me personally.

655
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:39,980
And this just a side note.

656
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:44,020
I'm okay with heights, but Chris will tell you things like tightening stuff.

657
00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:46,300
When I get close to the top, I'm not looking.

658
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,480
I'm not looking at all until we get pretty much going over the edge.

659
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,480
I don't know, man.

660
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,480
It just kind of freaks me out.

661
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,740
So if you shoot me over that hill, we're good.

662
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,740
Yeah, that's how I feel.

663
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:58,900
I hate whenever you're just waiting and it goes click, click, click, click, click, click,

664
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,900
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

665
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,500
And you're just waiting to get there.

666
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,820
But I like when it just shoots you in.

667
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:05,820
Yeah.

668
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:10,700
The one I will say not to ride at Universal Studios.

669
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:14,260
And just because it's lame, it's the fast and furious one.

670
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:19,620
They just put you all in a party bus and there's really nothing to it and it's stupid.

671
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:23,860
But real quick, and this will be the last thing, tell them the formula or do you want

672
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:24,860
to keep that secret?

673
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:30,180
You want to keep the formula secret to theme parks of how we figured out how to do them?

674
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:31,180
Hey, why?

675
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,660
We could tell it now.

676
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:35,820
And when we go big, we might regret it, right?

677
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:38,700
But hey, for our OGs, we'll definitely tell it.

678
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:43,860
So what we always try to do, a lot of times they will open up the back of the park.

679
00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:48,220
You know, they have an opening time where they open the front gate and they'll have

680
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,500
a few rides open in the front.

681
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:54,460
But you want to just skip all those because everybody's going to be in line for those,

682
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,460
right?

683
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:58,980
So say the gates open at 9.30, you know the back of the park is probably going to open

684
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,700
at 10.

685
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,940
So you go over there and you wait for 10.

686
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:06,540
And when they open those ropes, man, the whole back of the park is yours.

687
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:09,060
Everybody's still stuck at the front because they're all going for the rides that were

688
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,060
open.

689
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,740
You ride as much as you want in the back.

690
00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:12,900
That initial wave of people.

691
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:16,700
I don't know what it is about amusement parks, but at least what I've noticed is you have

692
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,740
that first initial wave of people that'll get there when it opens.

693
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:23,100
Then you kind of have a lull for a while.

694
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:27,020
And then so basically during that lull where everybody that was in the front of the park

695
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:30,580
has moved to the back of the park, then you move to the front of the park and you ride

696
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:32,340
the crap out of the stuff in the front.

697
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:36,740
And hey, now you've rode everything that you want to ride and it's probably, you know,

698
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:37,980
noon or one o'clock.

699
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:41,220
And you've rode everything you want to ride two, three times.

700
00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:44,900
And now you can pick and choose what you want to do from there then on in, because, you

701
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:48,420
know, from then on, you're probably going to have lines wherever you go.

702
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,740
But again, you've already rode everything you want to ride.

703
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:53,180
You can pick and choose and say, okay, I want to ride this again.

704
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,180
And I'll wait in line for that.

705
00:34:54,180 --> 00:35:00,620
I will say on top of that, pick what you picked your favorite ride to ride very first.

706
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:04,100
Like go ahead and get it out of the way once you get the park open and then head to the

707
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:07,820
back of the park, unless your favorite ride is in the back of the park.

708
00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:11,740
And also with water rides, don't wait until the heat of the day to go ride them.

709
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:16,300
Ride them like immediately because everybody is trying to cool off and everybody will be

710
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:19,500
trying to ride those water rides at the heat of the day.

711
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,500
Yeah, you bet.

712
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,780
And you do not want to.

713
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:25,580
We've been in those situations so many times where you wait two and a half, three hours

714
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:31,020
for a water ride for a, I mean, we've waited two hours for a dinky log drop just to get

715
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,620
splashed for a little bit.

716
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:38,540
I mean, the thing is a lot of these amusement parks will have like misters or areas to cool

717
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:39,540
off in.

718
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:44,340
I would say take the free stuff and don't, you know, don't wait in the long line just

719
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:46,460
to go get splashed for a little bit.

720
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,420
We stood in those misters for how long, Chris?

721
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,820
That cooled us off instantly.

722
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:50,820
Cool deal.

723
00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:56,340
Well, those are some theme park tips if you ever go to the theme parks and we love those.

724
00:35:56,340 --> 00:36:00,380
But hey, we're going to move into what fries my donuts and body.

725
00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,420
That's got you all fried up today.

726
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:07,780
And this is just kind of a general thing and you're going to be like, this is oddly specific.

727
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:10,060
But when one task turns into 50.

728
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,420
Oh yeah, that sucks.

729
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,020
And that's been like the theme of my life here lately.

730
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:18,220
It's like, okay, we're going to do something incredibly simple.

731
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:22,900
For instance, the other day I was going to go hang up a picture and I had the frame.

732
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,900
I had the picture.

733
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:28,580
So you think, okay, you put the picture in the frame, you go and you know, whatever.

734
00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,740
What is that prompt though?

735
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:33,300
Okay, I put the picture in the thing and now it's in the frame.

736
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,780
Now let's go get a hammer and nails, right?

737
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:40,260
You go over here and then you realize either you've misplaced your hammer or somebody else

738
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,540
has misplaced your hammer.

739
00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:43,820
So now you're looking around for your hammer.

740
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:48,180
In the process of looking around for your hammer, something else happens.

741
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:50,180
In my case, the dog vomited.

742
00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:55,460
So now you're cleaning up the vomit from your dog and then you have to go back into your

743
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,340
task and go, okay, what was I looking for?

744
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,540
Oh, yes, yes, the hammer.

745
00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,900
We're looking for the hammer.

746
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,660
So you go all around and then you look for the hammer.

747
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:04,860
Then you go, okay, well, this kind of doesn't do anything without nails.

748
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,420
So then you look for nails.

749
00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:09,900
In the meantime, work calls you and it's like, hold on.

750
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,900
And then you have to come back to it.

751
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:16,100
And before you know it, something that was extremely small of a task like hanging up

752
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:20,800
a picture on the wall has now taken about an hour and a half of your time because either

753
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,980
stuff has taken you away from it or you couldn't find the necessary things that you needed

754
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,980
to do it.

755
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:28,780
And it's supposed to be the easiest thing that would take two seconds.

756
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:33,900
When something's missing some hardware or the holes are not pre-drilled right.

757
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:37,220
And then you're like, oh, I'm missing some hardware.

758
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:41,220
So I got to go make sure, do I have the right hardware for it?

759
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,620
If not, I got to go to the store and go get the...

760
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,860
I got to go to the store.

761
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:50,180
And then you sometimes, if you're like me, you'd be like, oh, this was not the right

762
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,180
size.

763
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:52,740
Now I got to go back.

764
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:56,140
So it's, yeah, I get them and it's frustrating because you're just like, this should have

765
00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:58,900
taken me five minutes and now it's two hours.

766
00:37:58,900 --> 00:37:59,900
Yeah, heck yeah.

767
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:03,940
And I don't know why that's been seemingly to happen to me quite a bit here lately where

768
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:06,820
it's like, man.

769
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,740
And I think it honestly happens when you have a lot to do.

770
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:14,100
It seems like that's when it tends to happen a lot is there's all this stuff that'll take

771
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:17,860
you off of your main missions or sidetrack the mess out of you.

772
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:21,980
And it's really frustrating because you just want to get what you want done.

773
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:24,180
Just another example.

774
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:26,860
I don't know why it always happens when I'm trying to eat.

775
00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:31,180
It always happens too when I'm trying to eat and stuff always be popping off when I'm trying

776
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,180
to eat.

777
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:37,580
And a lot of the times it's not even like, it's like I sat down, the plate steam it and

778
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:39,900
I'm like, oh yeah, I got my food.

779
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,980
I'm ready to dig into this bug.

780
00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:44,020
And it's like the moment you're ready to dig in.

781
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,940
So it's like, oh, can you do this right quick?

782
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,820
Or oh, can this happen?

783
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,660
And literally it won't be the only thing, right?

784
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:54,460
Like literally you'll get up and you'll go, okay, fine.

785
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:58,540
But then you realize, okay, this wasn't done and this needs to be taken care of before

786
00:38:58,540 --> 00:38:59,780
I sit down.

787
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:02,260
And then it's like, I don't know.

788
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:06,700
One thing just tends to multiply and it's like, man, I just want to eat or I just want

789
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:11,020
to hang up a picture or I just want to, you know, at work it happens like that too.

790
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,940
And it's like, I just want to do this one thing.

791
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,580
I'm not trying to get into 40 other things on the back end.

792
00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:17,100
Like I just want to do this one thing.

793
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,100
That's it.

794
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,700
And that would happen to me all the time when I was a manager.

795
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,540
It would literally be right when I sit down to eat.

796
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:26,740
And when you're your manager, like you got to sit and eat in the back office sometimes.

797
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,900
And then somebody like, hey, like you have to go deal with this problem.

798
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,260
And you're like, oh crap.

799
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:35,020
And then as soon as like you're out there, everybody is like, oh, there's the manager.

800
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:40,180
So then all the problems pile up and it takes you like 30 minutes just to finally get back

801
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,460
to your seat where you go eat.

802
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:42,460
I get that.

803
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,140
Oh yeah, you got to, you got to beat people off of the stick.

804
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:46,140
I don't know why.

805
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:49,140
Like you literally, it's like all the questions from the entire world.

806
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:53,420
And that's, that's something else that fries my donuts America and the world internationally.

807
00:39:53,420 --> 00:40:00,060
All I'm saying is for my employees, most of the time we have a weekly meeting and we have

808
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:04,220
a daily meeting where you could say whatever you want, air out your grievances, any problems

809
00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:10,500
that you have, they will wait and they won't say anything during these, these times.

810
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:15,340
Then they'll get me off on the side again when I'm trying to eat or when I'm trying to do

811
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:16,340
something.

812
00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:20,580
And that's when they try to be like, oh, well, you know, I'm having this problem.

813
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:23,100
And it's like, man, we should have handled this anyways.

814
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,540
That's something else that fries my donuts.

815
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:29,860
But have you ever noticed like before you go to eat, everything is quiet and calm and

816
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:33,820
nothing is like happening and you're like, okay, this is a good time to go eat right

817
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:34,820
now.

818
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:35,820
I'm going to go take a break.

819
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:37,460
And especially when you a busy manager.

820
00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:38,740
Oh heck yeah.

821
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,980
It's like you got to take the time when you can.

822
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,980
If it lolls, you got to take it.

823
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:44,380
You got to go.

824
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,820
And so yeah, exactly.

825
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,220
It's like, oh, it gets real calm.

826
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,220
Everything's fine.

827
00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,220
Enough time for you to make your food.

828
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:55,300
But by the time you sit down and eat, there it is.

829
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,300
I get that man.

830
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,300
That's tough.

831
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,300
It's frustrating.

832
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,300
But yeah, that's what fries my donuts, man.

833
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,300
You know how it goes.

834
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,300
Yeah, I know how it goes, man.

835
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:05,300
Well, we're going to go to our next segment, which is the hip-hop segment.

836
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,940
That's our mystery donut.

837
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:09,420
So I think we're playing the story game, right?

838
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,420
Yeah.

839
00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:11,820
So I'm going to create a sentence.

840
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:14,580
You're going to create a sentence and we're going to fill this story in.

841
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:16,340
Do we have like a theme or anything?

842
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:21,740
Uh, I mean, we got the trusty hat with situations and accents.

843
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:25,020
I mean, we can always do it as a situation or something.

844
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,020
There you go.

845
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,980
Well, let's pull out the hat.

846
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:28,980
Fishing on a river.

847
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,980
Fishing on a river.

848
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:32,020
All right, I'll let you start.

849
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,180
All right.

850
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:40,580
Well, there I was, looking down at the big mouth of a big bass.

851
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:46,580
I get swallowed two of my minnows earlier and I finally got him on the hook.

852
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:48,660
He kept running from me.

853
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:53,020
So I kept reeling the men and then what I told him when I got him to the boat, you're

854
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,020
buying now.

855
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:56,260
Then all of a sudden the boat flipped over.

856
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:58,100
I lost the fish and my pole.

857
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,420
I don't know what happened.

858
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:01,660
Next thing I know, everything's going down the river.

859
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:06,540
Down later that the cause of the boat being flipped over was a sea gold that drunk too

860
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:11,180
much beer from some other fisherman right into the boat.

861
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:14,620
Next thing you know, I called Game Warden and said, who the hell is feeding beard?

862
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:17,660
There ain't no sea gold around here.

863
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,660
And the Game Warden told me it was some guy from Louisiana.

864
00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:22,940
I said Louisiana.

865
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:27,220
Who the heck's from Louisiana from around here feeding beard to sea gold?

866
00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:32,380
And then I also found out that Game Warden had just graduated college, so he wasn't much

867
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,860
help to me at all.

868
00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:36,740
And I told that guy, you're just a whipper snapper.

869
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,780
I don't know what you're doing out here.

870
00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:39,780
You didn't even qualify.

871
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,500
Who got you this job?

872
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500
You're dead it.

873
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:48,180
Then turns out the Game Warden's dad was actually the sheriff of the county that I live in.

874
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,940
So I got put in handcuffs.

875
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:55,140
Next thing you know, old Darrell's in his cell and playing his harmonica.

876
00:42:55,140 --> 00:43:00,740
They said that I would get one phone call, but when I tried to call my wife, I just got

877
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:01,740
the answer to shoot.

878
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:06,740
Well, guess I'm gonna stay in here and annoy these guys.

879
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,860
My wife finally came to bail me out after I got beat up for annoying them.

880
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:12,660
I told her in joke.

881
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,660
She didn't appreciate it.

882
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,460
I said, you here for a conjugal visit?

883
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,460
Duh it.

884
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:21,740
Hey, you know middle-aged dudes like that.

885
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,580
It's like literally they're in a bad situation.

886
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,140
Their wife could be there to pick them up.

887
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:27,580
It's just like, hey, you here for a conjugal visit?

888
00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:30,980
It's like, no, I'm here to pick your dumb ass up.

889
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:31,980
Crazy stuff.

890
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:36,220
I don't know why everything that we try to do are stories that always ends up in jail

891
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,460
or something.

892
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:39,300
I don't know why that always happened.

893
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:45,380
We have we have interesting minds that were worked by family guy and lock up on MSNBC.

894
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:49,380
Well we're going to move into our positive advice, which is our hate care.

895
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,500
And I'll go ahead and go first.

896
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,860
Just kind of remind yourself that success doesn't happen overnight and the things that

897
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:59,900
you want to happen doesn't happen overnight.

898
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:02,540
So don't get so antsy or get impatient with it.

899
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:07,860
I know a lot of times we live in a society where things are instant and things go viral

900
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:11,460
within minutes and people get their 15 minutes of fame.

901
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:15,140
But just know that whatever you're working on, things that are worth having and waiting

902
00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:17,780
for, you know, they're worth the hard work.

903
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:21,180
And so just know that success is not overnight.

904
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:27,660
Don't let the media and society fool you into thinking that because most of the things that

905
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,580
you get that 15 minutes of fame, they don't last.

906
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:34,900
But whenever you wait, put in the effort and stuff, the success and the good things will

907
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:35,900
last.

908
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,060
So yeah, success doesn't happen overnight.

909
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:41,180
And that kind of leads into mine.

910
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:43,900
Mine is take things slow.

911
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:46,100
In fact, one at a time or you'll miss stuff.

912
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,500
That's something else I've been going through the last few weeks.

913
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:53,020
And I think kind of going back to what fries my donuts, you know, when those one tasks

914
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:57,620
turned into 50, and you feel like that list is never going to end, it's really, really

915
00:44:57,620 --> 00:45:01,740
easy to try to knock those things off the list.

916
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:07,660
And if you're anything like me, I don't know, I tend to think about, okay, I'm going to

917
00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:09,900
get this, this and this done.

918
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:12,060
And then once I get this done, I'm a planner.

919
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,180
I like to think ahead.

920
00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:15,460
I like to be efficient at things.

921
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:20,220
But sometimes you could be so efficient and you could literally look into things so hard

922
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:25,820
and try to go into them too fast without a formulated plan to where you might think it's

923
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:30,420
efficient, but it really isn't because what ends up happening is you miss stuff along

924
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:31,420
the way.

925
00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:33,940
And it might be small stuff.

926
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,620
It may be big stuff.

927
00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:44,980
You know, prime example, I was going to, I was going to, I guess, a hunting lodge with

928
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:49,980
my father-in-law, future father-in-law, and I was headed up there and I was so eager to

929
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:52,180
leave town and I had this list and everything.

930
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:54,540
And I thought I had tackled everything on the list.

931
00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,540
And I kid you not.

932
00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:59,380
I was halfway down there and I'm looking through my car and I realized, oh man, I forgot my

933
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:00,380
sleeping bag.

934
00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:01,700
Oh man, I forgot my pillow.

935
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,300
Oh man, I forgot.

936
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:07,220
And the reason was I didn't stop at the storage unit, right?

937
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:11,620
And that seems like such a stupid thing to do, but at the same time it was one thing on

938
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:12,620
the list.

939
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:16,500
And when you think about, okay, I got to do this, this, this, this and this, sometimes

940
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:20,620
you can inadvertently check some of those things off the list and say, yep, I already

941
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:21,620
did that.

942
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:22,620
Yep, I already did that.

943
00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:24,540
And it's like, all right, it's time to head out of town.

944
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:25,540
Yeah, you're right.

945
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:26,540
Let's get out of town.

946
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,540
Let's go.

947
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:32,780
But in reality, you're not actually checking with yourself like what's actually happening

948
00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:34,420
and you just rush into it.

949
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:39,300
And that's, like I said, that's a small example, but it can really have big effects in life

950
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:40,300
if you let it.

951
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,300
Yeah, that's really good.

952
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:47,700
I know for me, I have the tendency to like try to do three things at one time and I like

953
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:53,860
bounce between the three just because that's how my mind works when my work so fast.

954
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:58,980
And I get distracted very easily, but it is good to take one thing at a time.

955
00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:02,540
Like Snoop said, Snoop said, I'm going to take my time.

956
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:06,820
I'm not going to finish the rest of the song, but he said I'm going to take my time.

957
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:08,940
So yeah, it's been a great show.

958
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,540
Tell them where they can go to find all the stuff.

959
00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:14,300
tvtrashcan.com, tvtrashcan.com.

960
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:17,540
Hopefully by the time you're listening to this, maybe y'all have found Wifeswomp to put

961
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:18,540
on the website.

962
00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:21,660
Oh, dude, I totally dropped the ball today.

963
00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:23,940
We're recording and you know what?

964
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:27,380
I forgot to say, may the fourth be with you.

965
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:34,100
And you're supposed to say and also with you for all of our Catholic friends.

966
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,100
There you go.

967
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:39,340
Well, I'll pay my penance if I ever have to sit through another rosary.

968
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:42,420
So you know what you can do to pay your penance.

969
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:46,420
You can just watch episodes seven, eight, nine.

970
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:47,420
There you go.

971
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,420
Pay your penance.

972
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,420
Can I just go to the rosary?

973
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:54,900
All right, well, whatever floats your boat.

974
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:57,780
You know the rest, YouTube, Facebook, all that good jazz.

975
00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:01,420
But yeah, man, I think we're about ready to take this donut box out of the trash.

976
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,060
All right, well, sign us off, man.

977
00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:22,540
I'm Michael and I'm Chris and this has been the donut box podcast.