1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,520 Welcome to the Terry Ringer show and here's your host Terry Ringer. 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:17,080 Okay, okay, okay. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Okay, our guest today says she's tired of her relationship and she's ready to take a stand now. 3 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,440 Chandra, what does that mean? 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,280 Listen here, Terry. I'm here today because I'm trying to make a change in my life. 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,840 See, I've been with my man for three years and I got something to tell him today. 6 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:33,240 Oh really? Well, you're gonna get that opportunity to tell him but before we bring him out, what are you gonna tell him? 7 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:37,760 Well, I've been with my boyfriend, my boyfriend, Deondre for three years. 8 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:43,520 I also been with his brother, Torell, for three years and a month. 9 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,520 So I was messing with his brother a month before we even got together. 10 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,720 Guess what? I got two twin boys and Torell might be the father of one of them. 11 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:58,920 Let me ask you a question. Why have all of these other men, when you say you love your main man here? 12 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,600 Deondre, he like my bread and butter but you know you gotta get a dessert every now and then. 13 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,800 You gotta sneak off and get a little ice cream cone. You can't just stay with the bread and butter all the time. 14 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:12,440 You gotta have a main dish, side piece and dessert. 15 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:18,480 We have both your main squeeze, Deondre and whatever the other dude's name was all in the back. 16 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:23,240 We're gonna bring them all out right now. Let's bring them out. 17 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Hi, I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this is the Dona Box Podcast. 18 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:42,320 Yes, on the day that we record this, he has passed on at the age of 79. 19 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:49,040 May he rest in peace, the godfather of trash can TV. Well, I mean not like our brand trash can TV, but you get it. 20 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,960 I would like to say a couple of words if that's okay. 21 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,760 Please do, sir. Please do. 22 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:59,640 Jerry, you were there for us when we had tough times. 23 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:04,040 You were there for us when we were sick and had to stay home from school. 24 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:04,680 Oh yeah. 25 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:12,680 You were there for us on wedding days, Easter, Christmases, Thanksgiving and a lot of holidays. 26 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:18,200 Thanks for always being there for us, Jerry Springer. May you rest in peace. Amen. 27 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:23,680 It's our 75th episode, man. I'm saying 75 on season two. 28 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:31,320 We get in there, but yeah, what a way to start off 75 with a tribute to Jerry Springer, the man, the myth, the legend. 29 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:36,120 Anyways, we just want to thank everybody. Oh my gosh, hold on. 30 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:36,920 Sorry. 31 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:42,720 So we just want to thank everybody that's been listening from all around the United States and around the world. 32 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:48,520 Man, we've got so many countries popping up on the map. It ain't even funny. List some of those for us. 33 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:55,640 Yeah, we have Belgium. Gotta love Belgium. We have Spain, France, UK, England. 34 00:02:55,640 --> 00:03:01,960 We have India. We have actually Singapore, Australia, Saudi Arabia. 35 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,720 Guess what? We got another listener in Canada, Vancouver, actually. 36 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:13,080 Oh, Canada. Hey, we're gaining steam all over the place. Trash can international. You know how that goes. 37 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,080 But yeah, man, just super happy to be here again on the 75th episode. 38 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,880 So let's get right to it with our old fashioned doughnut. 39 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:26,600 And normally that is a story from our past, but this time we're going to break off and do kind of stories from our past. 40 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:32,760 And both Chris and I have both done the Uber driving venture together. 41 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:37,480 Chris has done people and food. I've done mainly food. 42 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,840 We actually did food delivery together before. 43 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:47,880 And so we got some stories, but man, we'll start off with what do you want to start off with, man? 44 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,280 We'll take a story from you. What kind of crazy story you have from Uber days? 45 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:57,800 Well, I'll save the craziest one for last, but you always meet different types of people 46 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:04,600 when you Uber and pick up. And you never know. And I'm the type that I like to make small talk. 47 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:10,280 I like to talk with people. So I pick up this lady. She brings a double bag into the car, 48 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:17,800 which is not abnormal. And she has a first pickup or first drop off is Starbucks. 49 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:23,000 So she has a two drop off location. And first one is Starbucks who we're talking. 50 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,640 And she goes and gets her Starbucks. And after she gets her Starbucks, we're talking. 51 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:33,000 It's like, oh, yeah, like what do you do? And she was like, oh, well, I'm a dancer. 52 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,880 And I was like, oh, do you do like ballet and stuff? 53 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:42,040 She was like, I'm not that kind of dancer. Turns out she was an adult entertainment stripper. 54 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:48,600 And she I was on the way to actually take her to work. And so she was about to go to the strip 55 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:54,360 club to work. And she was actually very nice, very pleasant. And she tipped me in all ones. 56 00:04:54,360 --> 00:05:00,360 So she was nice. She was really cool. But I just had no idea that she was a 57 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:07,000 adult dancer, if you will. And I was very taken aback by it. But I mean, I was nice. 58 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,800 I was professional. I kept it professional. And she was professional. So very nice. 59 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh heck yeah. So you get those forever now and then. But then one of my weird ones here. 60 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:26,600 So actually, it was really, really odd. I did mine in the Austin, Texas area. So Austin, 61 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:32,120 Texas is already a little weird as it is. And has some weird standards and things. But there's 62 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:38,120 this really, really odd apartment complex. I'll just kind of describe it. It was blue. And it 63 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:44,120 was two stories. But imagine kind of like a coastal imagine. Have you ever seen like one of those 64 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:50,440 two story coastal deals off the water, but like the underneath is where you park. And I don't know. 65 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,280 I've seen those. So it looked like that. But it wasn't on the coast or anything. 66 00:05:54,280 --> 00:06:01,400 And I had to deliver to this place all the time. Well, there was always these two women there that 67 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:08,760 were like always there. And I kid you not, one time I delivered to them and they were like, 68 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:14,440 do you want to come inside? And like, do you want to like smoke with us? And do you want to like 69 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:21,880 hang out with us? And I was like, yeah, no, that's okay. So I said no to them like the last time. 70 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:26,920 Well, then the next time I came and mind you, so I would go around and I would do this with my 71 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:31,080 fiance as well. Like sometimes she would be in the car with me. So one time I delivered to them. 72 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:35,880 And it was those two girls again, and they showed up to the door topless that time. Like I guess 73 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,880 they saw who it was. And they showed up to the door topless. And they were like, are you sure you 74 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:44,760 don't want to come inside? And it's like, I'm very sure. Thank you. And I gave them the food and 75 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:52,120 literally left. Actually, after that, I'd never saw them personally ever again. But that was a 76 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:57,640 very weird conversation going down to the car to my fiance, which was then my girlfriend and was like, 77 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,040 Hey, so I remember those girls I told you about that are always like, want me to come inside? 78 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,960 Yeah, they showed up to the door topless today. Well, I remember you telling me that story. 79 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:11,080 Did you kind of say that that sometimes like a thing like people have a thing with that's the 80 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:17,400 way that they like tip their Uber drivers? I heard it's a whole thing. Yeah, I have two. 81 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:25,320 But I wasn't about none of that. Yeah, that's, that's very interesting. Another one I had, 82 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:30,200 I picked up someone from the airport and where I live in Lubbock, it's a very small airport. So 83 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:35,240 most of the time you're picking up people that have just come home. And so, you know, most of the 84 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,480 time I don't really, you know, talk too much to people after I picked them up from the airport, 85 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,720 because they've had a long day of travel and they're ready to get home. But I picked up this one 86 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:49,400 guy and we started talking, turns out he was not from Lubbock. And so we just started talking and 87 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:55,800 turns out he was actually a Broadway star and he was in town because Lubbock was doing a Broadway 88 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:01,640 musical. It was Anastasia and he had a part in it and he was like, yeah, man, he was like, 89 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,760 you know, this is my name and you can look me up on Instagram and turns out dude was a legit 90 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,560 Broadway star. And he was like, Hey, if you want to come to the show tonight, he was like, you 91 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:16,280 know, just message me on Instagram and he was like, you know, I'll get you backstage and everything. 92 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:21,400 And I was like, Oh, okay. But then whenever I looked up the tickets, the tickets were like 93 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:27,800 at least $400 a pop. And that was for the cheap seats. Geez. I'll tell you this much. Did you 94 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:32,440 know Daniel Radcliffe actually came through Lubbock at one point? He like was at a bar and he 95 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:37,880 actually had to get LPD to escort him out because when all the people from tech heard he was there 96 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:43,480 that they all basically stormed the bar that he was at. That's crazy. I heard Troy Aikman is in 97 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:48,760 Amarillo right now at a minor league baseball game. So heard that much. He's probably promoting his 98 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:56,760 beer. Yeah. Yeah. What other Uber driving stories do you have? So I also got into an accident one 99 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:05,080 time. And the only accident that I ever actually got into happened to be on the really rich part 100 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:10,120 of town. I always liked Uber driving in the really rich part of town. In Austin, it's actually called 101 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:14,360 it's a neighborhood called Westlake. If you've ever heard of it, that's where like Drew Brees, 102 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,760 he went to high school at Westlake. It's a really big football high school over there and all this 103 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:28,280 other stuff. I used to love delivery driving over there. And so this guy cuts me off and it becomes 104 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,280 a red light like right in front of us pretty much. And instead of him running the red light, 105 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:37,800 he slams on his brakes. Well, I didn't have time to stop. And so I slammed on in my like brakes 106 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:45,960 behind him. And yeah. So he gets like really, really mad and was like, Oh, you're just being 107 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:50,920 dangerous. You're being downright dangerous. And all this other stuff. I kid you not, man, like 108 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:57,320 when I say he he merged in front of me and like it was his fault, like he literally cut me off 109 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:02,600 really, really, really bad. Like I had inches. I didn't have any time to do it at all. And insurance 110 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:06,760 still counted it as my fault because I didn't even have, you know, I didn't have dash cam footage 111 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,680 or anything like that to like prove my side or anything. So it was still technically my fault. 112 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:15,560 But it was just crazy because it was, you know, it was one of these like really uppity guys in 113 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:21,240 a Range Rover. It cut me off. And then he that's crazy was nobody around at all. 114 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,720 Yeah, but nobody stopped. Yeah. I like there was plenty of there was plenty of people around, 115 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:33,240 but nobody stopped. And that was the worst part. It also started to rain too. So if you know, 116 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:42,120 the worst part to be driving is when the street is just it's just started to rain. Like that's 117 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,800 the worst part to be driving. That's when it's the most slick. And that's what it just started 118 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:50,680 happening. And this dude pulls out in front of me and it turns red. And I mean, he slammed on his 119 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:55,800 brakes to the point where it was like screeching slam on his brakes. I slammed on my brakes and 120 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:00,680 rear ended him. And luckily there was hardly any damage. There was more damage to my car than 121 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:05,720 there was his. And so it all worked out. But I just remember being really, really upset because 122 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,720 that stuff happens to you all the time. I mean, you got to think when you're in a car more than 123 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:14,200 anything, you have to deal with the idiot drivers pretty much exclusively. Were you in the middle 124 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:20,360 of a delivery when that happened or were you just like between jobs? Sure was. I was actually on a 125 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:29,320 delivery and I had the delivery in my passenger seat actually. And it was five guys. And what 126 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:35,000 ended up happening was, you know, they give you like a little hot bag to put it in. But at the 127 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,080 time these little hot bags, they didn't have a ceiling top or anything like that, like a zip 128 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:44,600 top or anything like that. So when I slammed on the brakes, all of that just flew forward and all 129 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:50,280 flew to my front seat. Like I had to cancel the order because it all just went into the floor 130 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:55,720 pretty much. Nothing I could have done. You know, it was just super violent of having to stop, you 131 00:11:55,720 --> 00:12:02,920 know, really abrupt. Probably the craziest thing that I've ever had to encounter is, so it was 132 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:09,560 about three o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon and I had to go to the bar and pick someone up. And I 133 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:14,440 was like, oh, this person is probably going to be drunk. But you know what? They're ordering a Uber, 134 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,760 they're doing the right thing. You know, you can't be mad at them. They're being responsible. So I 135 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:24,680 pull up and I don't remember the guy's name on the thing. The thing about Uber is, you know, 136 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:30,840 you can see your driver's picture, but you cannot see the rider's picture. And so whenever I pulled 137 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:36,360 up, I was looking for a guy named Greg. Let's just call him Greg. And so I pull up and there's 138 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:41,160 this guy just standing out there and he's waving me down. And I was like, Hey, are you Greg? And he 139 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,960 was like, Yeah, I'm Greg. And so I'm like, All right, cool. So he gets in the back of my car. And 140 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:53,400 as I'm Uber driving, I always try to confirm the address. I'm like, we're going to 123 main, right? 141 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:59,160 And so he, for example, that's the address. And he was like, No, we're going to this other address. 142 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:05,720 And I was like, Well, can you change the address in your phone? So the drop off location so it can 143 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,400 adjust the charge and it can track where I'm going. He was like, Well, my phone's dead. And I was like, 144 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,560 Oh, okay, well, that's not good. I was like, Is there any way for you to charge it? And he was 145 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:20,760 like, No. So when your Uber driver picks you up, they can't change things on their end. You have 146 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:26,840 to change it from the riders end. So I'm on the phone with customer service support, like trying 147 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:31,560 to get this thing figured out because this guy's drunk. And I want to make sure he, which, which 148 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,960 I'll tell you this much that could be a pain sometimes it's outsourced to India. So sometimes 149 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,920 it could be really a pain. Oh, yes. Exactly. So I'm trying to make sure this guy gets home right. 150 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:47,400 So I'm in the middle of this call with customer service. And then all of a sudden I hear a 151 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,960 knock on my window and I'm like, Yes. And he was like, Are you Christopher? And I'm like, 152 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,120 Yeah, he's like, I'm Greg. And I was like, Well, who's this guy in my backseat? And he was like, 153 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:00,200 I don't know. He's like, But that's not Greg. He was like, I'm the one who ordered the Uber. 154 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,640 And I was like, Yeah, man. So I had to kick that guy out of my car. And I was like, Yeah, 155 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:08,200 bro, sorry, like I wanted to give him a ride. But I was like, No, Uber actually tracks where 156 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,600 I'm going. And I was like, I don't know this guy from anybody. And the cool thing about Uber is, 157 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,920 you know, they track where you go. So if, so if anything happens, they know where right where 158 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:21,800 you're at. So I was like, And no, so I had to kick somebody out of my car. So yeah, that was, that 159 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,960 was crazy. Everybody telling me about that. And I was like, Oh, that's, wow, you got to 160 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:32,360 be really drunk. But anyways, um, so my craziest one, I actually pulled up to a house and this was 161 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:39,240 an East Austin. And if you know anything about East Austin, it's okay, it's the hood of Austin, 162 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:44,280 especially used to be, I don't know how it is now, but it definitely used to be. And I pulled up to 163 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:50,520 this house to deliver. And I'll put it to this way, I was used to hate these McDonald's deliveries, 164 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:55,400 like I had to do a delivery from McDonald's. And it was like, I hate this. So I go to this guy's 165 00:14:55,400 --> 00:15:03,480 door. And you know, I go and knock on the door. And simultaneously this, like I look down the street. 166 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:10,520 And I'm sorry, I can pull up in the car. And all of a sudden right behind me pulls up an ambulance. 167 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:15,240 And so I'm kind of freaking out like, Okay, what do I do? Like, do I pull over or what happens? 168 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:21,000 So the ambulance pulls up behind me, but like stops. And all the paramedics like get out, 169 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,280 and they go to the house two doors down from where I'm delivering. And you know, meanwhile, 170 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:31,720 I'm like knocking on the door. And so they get into this other guy's house. And I'm not sure the 171 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:37,160 situation, but the guy had been stabbed. And he was very vocal about it. You know, it was just 172 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,080 the weirdest feeling of knocking on the door. And this guy comes to the door, you know, I'm handing 173 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:48,040 him McDonald's. And two houses down, his neighbors going, I just got down, you know, he's just screaming 174 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:53,240 and hollering and going, I'm in bite, dang it. Don't you touch me. And he's just going on and 175 00:15:53,240 --> 00:16:01,080 on. And you know, it was, it was pretty crazy. Like I just got in the car and, you know, I just drove, 176 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,160 man, I was, I wasn't even looking back. I wasn't even trying to figure out what was going on. 177 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,640 And just like, Yeah, that's okay. It was just really, really weird. Because, you know, me and 178 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,160 the guy who I delivered the food to, we kind of walked dies. And was like, Well, this is really 179 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:20,280 awkward. But yeah, it's crazy. You see some of the weirdest things and deal with some of the weirdest 180 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:25,800 stuff. I dealt with, I pulled up and picked, I picked up several people that have been in the 181 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:32,520 middle of a all domestic altercation. And they're trying to get away from the situation. And yeah, 182 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:37,720 it's been crazy. But Mike and I used to actually Uber eats together during the pandemic. So one 183 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:42,760 of us would drive and then the other would go in and get the food. And we would switch off. And 184 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,760 then we would split the money. We made pretty good money. Yeah, we did. It was a lot more efficient 185 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,080 that way. You wouldn't really think that having two people versus one would make such a difference. 186 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,920 But it really does. Because when you're only one person, you have to pull into the space, 187 00:16:54,920 --> 00:17:00,440 you have to park your car, turn your car off, go inside, do all the stuff. But when it's two people, 188 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,440 literally one person could literally drop you off by the door. The other person runs inside, 189 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,600 gets the food, you run back outside. Normally, the other person's either parked close, 190 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:13,640 or can kind of either ride around till you get out. And then you get out and you take off. And 191 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:20,120 it's a lot more efficient. Last story, I know we're running late on time, but at 75. And so we can 192 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:25,800 do what we want. Hold on. If this is the story I think you're about to do, if this has to do with 193 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:32,600 a particular pizza guy. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. I'm going to tell this story. So it's late at night, 194 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:37,560 not late at night. It's probably six, seven o'clock, right? We're doing probably our final Uber runs. 195 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:44,600 And so we're at this apartment complex near campus. So Micah's going to run the food in, 196 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:51,480 and I'm just going to park right in the pizza, or the Domino's parking lot, like right there. 197 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,120 So while I'm waiting for him to come out, he's going to be in out like two minutes. 198 00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:00,040 And so I parked there and I'm sitting there for like a minute. And this guy comes out there and 199 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:05,480 he was like, hey, you can't park here. This is only for Domino's customer parking anyway. And I 200 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,880 said, oh, okay. I said, I'm going to move in just one minute. My friend is literally walking back 201 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,280 right now. He was like, okay, well, next time you'll know not to park here. And I was like, 202 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:19,160 I'm sorry I took up your parking spot for like two seconds, dude. I was like, it's not that big of a 203 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:24,040 deal. And he was like, he was like, well, it is a big deal because people aren't supposed to park here. 204 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,200 And he was like, you need to move your car now. And I was like, okay, pizza boy, why don't you 205 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,600 got some, you got some pizzas to make or something? Why don't you go back inside and make some pizzas? 206 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,760 And like, he was like, all right, dude, F you and this, I was like, dude, I'm taking up the park 207 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:41,080 and spot for two minutes. Like I'm literally about to move. And see, meanwhile, while he was saying 208 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:46,680 all that, like, I'd already come out and was almost to the car already. And like, we're about to move 209 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:52,120 just then. I got the right there with the pizza boy comment. I was like, oh, what's going on here? 210 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,720 Yeah, I was just like, okay, pizza boy, like get out of my face. But anyways, we're going to move 211 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:02,600 into our next segment. And that's the jelly donut. And that's our jail report. 212 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,640 Micah, what do you got for us? This one's a little bit of an interesting. So, 213 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:16,040 you know, some people swap their hangover stories and what happens when they get really sloshed. 214 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:23,560 This one has a very interesting one. There was a China resident who decided 215 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:32,040 to get drunk one night with his friends. And wouldn't you know it? He wakes up in a giant container. 216 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:37,400 Like what kind of container? Like a storage container? Like a shipping container in the middle 217 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:43,720 of the ocean. And so he starts banging on the door. Luckily, a person who was working on the ship 218 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:50,280 finds finds him and figures out what's happened, tells him he's on his way to Los Angeles. So 219 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:57,000 literally, he was on the cargo ship for two weeks until he got to Los Angeles where the police 220 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,680 got him and then shipped him back to China. Wow, that's crazy, man. Can you just imagine? What 221 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,320 a crazy night. Must have had some party and it's like something out of a movie. Here's one that I 222 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:13,480 think you'll really think is pretty funny. There was a burglar and here's how he was discovered. 223 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:21,160 Literally, there was a man and his wife who were downstairs in their bedroom, assumably asleep 224 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:31,240 late at night because it says it's after 11. And apparently, this man had stumbled upon a 225 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:37,560 newspaper of some kind and had read a joke either from like the Funnies or you know, 226 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:42,200 something like that and was heard laughing from upstairs. And that's how he was discovered that 227 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:47,960 he was robbing the house. Yeah, I've heard that story somewhere or I've heard a version of that 228 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:54,760 story where it was the guy was like hiding in the closet and then the husband read a joke from the 229 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,320 paper and then the guy laughs from the closet. I don't know. I've heard different versions of 230 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,800 that story, but yeah, I've heard that one. It might be just, it might just be one of those that 231 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,400 kind of floats around, but I was like, that one's kind of interesting. Tall tales. You never know. 232 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:14,200 You never know urban legend. Yeah, you never know what that stuff. And especially, you know, 233 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:20,040 we're taking stuff off the internet just FYI. So, you know, but you can always trust the internet, 234 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:26,200 Micah. Everything posted on there is fact, especially on Facebook, I guess, especially on 235 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:36,120 Facebook. So a man in a stolen car is arrested after he asked for directions. So there was a guy 236 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:43,560 who was driving around and he had a stolen vehicle and he reported to stop or he reportedly stopped 237 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:50,520 and asked police for directions. So he pulled up to a squad car, literally, it's like, hey, 238 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:57,560 can you give me directions on how did this was obviously in the 90s before, you know, GPSs and 239 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:03,880 things like that. But geez, I was about to ask, I was about to ask, like, what year was this? Because 240 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:09,080 who asks for directions now? Like, we all have it on our phones. But I was wondering, did he not 241 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:16,440 have map quest? Map quest. Funny. For you kids out there that are listening, map quest used to be 242 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,800 this thing where we would go on the internet and it would give you turn by turn directions and you 243 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:29,560 would print out a paper with map quest directions on there. History lesson. And I remember we used 244 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:34,040 to think that was the the greatest thing since slice spread like, oh, we don't even have to read the 245 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:38,600 signs. The only thing that sucked though is like if there was construction or detour or something, 246 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:44,520 it did not have that updated. So you you had better figure it out. Funny enough story, we were going 247 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:52,200 through my fiance's car's glove box who used to be with her parents. And they still had a 248 00:22:52,200 --> 00:23:00,520 bunch of map quest directions in the glove box. So it was pretty great. Here's another one. So there 249 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:07,320 was a dog attack. And the police responded to a report of two dogs running loose and attacking 250 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:15,960 people. But when they found when they got there, all they found was the dogs were going after ducks. 251 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:23,640 So the officers tried to actually help the ducks out. And what ended up happening was the duck 252 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:28,760 refused medical treatment according to the police reports. Nobody actually got arrested in this story, 253 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:33,640 but I thought it was pretty funny that in the police report, it said the duck refused medical treatment. 254 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,680 Yeah, what was it doing? Like it was flopping around. It was just being squirrely. You couldn't catch it. 255 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,800 Like what's going on in that situation? That's kind of like the cop tried and he was like, oh, 256 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:49,000 heck no, I'm not going to deal with this. Yeah, that's weird to put in a story that duck refused 257 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:55,960 medical treatment. Okay, the duck refused medical treatment and left the area. That's something 258 00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:03,400 that's you just got to fill in something with the paperwork, right? Okay, so this next one here, 259 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:09,160 there were there was a cop that was called out because there were suspicious people 260 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:16,280 reportedly doing something with flashlights in this particular Canadian town. Shout out Canada to 261 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:22,600 our listeners up there. So a deputy goes and checks on this and found out that they weren't 262 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:28,120 suspicious, that they were merely just Canadian. Were they just playing flashlight tag or what? 263 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:32,280 What were they just doing? They were just chilling or what? Essentially what ended up happening was 264 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:40,120 there was some flashlight festival in Canada, something along those lines, so they're all 265 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:45,080 out in this field with flashlights and that's what it ended up being. And apparently that's a Canadian 266 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,240 holiday of some kind. I guess so, man. Well, Canadians don't really have a whole bunch of 267 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:54,920 crime up there. I don't feel like maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like anything that's like, 268 00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:01,080 it's like Karen crime. You know what I mean? Like it's like they're playing music too loud or 269 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:05,960 somebody's speeding through the neighborhood too much like that's the stuff they consider crime. 270 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:12,840 So there's a high school student attempted to get off of school bus and the police and there was one 271 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:18,680 of these, have you ever heard of like these police officers that are kind of like bus monitors, 272 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:24,840 but they they sit on the bus? They're like those, what are they called on the on the planes? Air 273 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:32,840 marshals? It's a bus. Yeah, they're bus marshals is what it is. So essentially this student was 274 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:40,040 getting off and bumped this officer and what ended up happening? The officer arrested him 275 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:47,160 for assault, tried to and they threw it out because it was obviously stupid. But I've always 276 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:53,640 wondered and this was apparently a school police officer. I've often wondered how much power do 277 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,360 they actually have? Can they actually arrest and detain you or like how does that work? I think if 278 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:05,880 it's something that happens like on school property then yes. I don't know if being on a bus is still 279 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:12,680 considered school property because depending on who the bus is chartered through if it's school 280 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:20,280 property. But I think they can just like college campus police they can't pull you over like on 281 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:25,240 the street but they can pull you over if you're in campus. So I think it's kind of the same thing. 282 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:30,760 But my question is is like do these kids know that this is a bus marshall? Like is he decked out in 283 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:37,240 the full regalia or is it just like he's one of those undercover bus marshals? That I don't know, 284 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:44,920 but I will say this. I don't know what kind of context it could be as far as this this student 285 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:50,120 like bumping into him. Like my question is how did he bump into him? Was it an accidental bump or 286 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:55,400 was it one of those things to where this kid kind of causes trouble and he kind of bumps head with 287 00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:01,640 the bus marshall sometimes already and getting off the bus he just kind of gave him a cheap shot 288 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:07,800 with his elbow like with his shoulder or what? The fact that they dismissed it probably means that 289 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:13,400 it was an accident because if it was intentional then they'd be like yeah this kid's getting suspended 290 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:19,240 or this kid's getting some kind of repercussion. But the fact that they threw it out makes me think 291 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:25,240 oh he kind of maybe accidentally bumped him or something and then the officer probably popped 292 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:30,360 off and then the kid probably popped off back. I think it was maybe one of those situations. 293 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:35,160 It just got really heated and it just got taken out of hand. But yeah man that's that was the jail 294 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:41,800 report. Some of those are kind of interesting. The duck refusing medical treatment you know. 295 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:46,440 Yeah that's comedy goal right there. But we're going to jump into our next segment and that's the 296 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,880 donut hole and I know it's your week buddy so what do you got? We're going to do another quiz I guess 297 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:58,120 or asking questions here. This one since you're a history guy yourself here's what we're going to do. 298 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:07,080 This is a quiz on the years. The major years that things happen so like historical years. 299 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,600 Is this US history or is this world history? This is world history. So it could be. Okay before we 300 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,880 start I'm going to say I'm very shocked and maybe kind of impressed that I thought your 301 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:25,560 donut hole was going to be about the NFL draft. No actually no. The NFL draft this year is kind of 302 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:32,200 not very exciting I guess. At least not for me. It's just. Well okay well we'll dive into these 303 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:38,360 questions. I'm just kind of flabbergasted I guess. You're waiting for an NFL story to come out of me 304 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:45,160 one of these days. It's coming. It's coming don't worry. But the first one. So what year did Neil 305 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:51,880 Armstrong become the first person to walk on the moon? Allegedly. Allegedly or was it in the studio? 306 00:28:52,520 --> 00:29:03,480 Was it A 1969, B 1973, C 1977 or D 1983? It's A 1969. Yeah you're correct. 307 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:11,080 All right so we're one for one. Here's the next one. This one is pretty pretty straightforward. 308 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:17,160 I'm sure you you'll know this one and most people will know this one. But when did Columbus discover 309 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:31,640 America? Was it 1201? Was it 1492? Was it 1575 or 1699? It was 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. 310 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,520 Exactly. I think every a lot of people know that one because of the little jingle there. 311 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,080 Okay so this one's going to be a little bit different. We're getting into maybe a little 312 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:47,880 bit more of the world stage here. What year did the Berlin Wall fall? Okay all right. 313 00:29:47,880 --> 00:30:01,560 All right. Was it A 1969, B 1979, C 1989 or D 1999? Mr. Goldbergschoff knocked out this wall. 1989. 314 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,640 Yeah you're correct. Yep 89. That's the only reason why I remember it because I just remember 315 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,040 Ronald Reagan saying Mr. Goldbergschoff knocked down this wall and he was in the 80's so that's why 316 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:20,200 I remember. Yeah there you go. All right so the next one here. Number four. When did the Wright 317 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:26,360 brothers fly? And I hate how this questions phrase. They say the first airplane. I'm just going to 318 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:31,720 digress. The first airplane was actually flown. It was powered flight that was achieved with the 319 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,680 Wright brothers. So anyways when was the when did the Wright brothers achieve power flight? 320 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:50,040 Was it 1888? Was it 1903, 1917 or 1931? Man I want to say it was 1889 but I'm going to go with my 321 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:57,000 gut and say 1903. You're right it's 1903. They did it in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina and had a 322 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,880 bicycle parts. I actually knew that. I knew it was in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina because since we 323 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,040 lived in Georgia we would always see North Carolina license plates and that was one of the ones. It 324 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:12,120 was like home of the Kitty Hawk something something. Yep and it always had like the little it was blue 325 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:18,920 it and had like the little Wright brothers flyer on there. All right here's the next one. We're 326 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:25,640 going back to this is more world history but war wise. When did World War One begin? 327 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:38,920 Was it 1813, 1873, 1893 or 1914? 1914. That was kind of an easy one. All the 1800s ones it's like 328 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:44,280 yeah. You got to make you got to make the answer choices harder because I would have said 1917 329 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,800 but I think it's when it got over maybe. All right so the next one. When did the Japanese bomb 330 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:57,400 Pearl Harbor? What year? So is it A and these are close together so you're ready for this? 331 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:05,720 Is it 1939, 1940, 1941 or 1945? So we were entered into the war. 332 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:14,600 Man we entered into the World War II really late and that was the thing that started it. So I'm 333 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:21,400 going to say 1945. No it was actually 41. Oh dang I was close. Yeah you're close. You're close. 334 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:28,040 I knew it was either 41 or 45. I was going to say 44 but I think that's the first one I got wrong. 335 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,480 That was the first one you got wrong out of the first six so that's pretty good. All right so 336 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:39,000 when did what year did the start of the Great Depression happen? And that's for the US here. 337 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:46,200 Was it 1893, 1907, 1919 or 1929? 338 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:53,720 1929 and you know why I know this? Because the stock market crashed on October 29th. 339 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,760 Let's use my birthday so that's how I remember that. Yes it did. I don't know why but I always 340 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:04,760 think about that Family Guy episode when they're when they have Lois's you know dead 341 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,480 ants rich house and he's trying to say that historical significance happened there. He 342 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,880 points over to the hole in the wall and he says and that's where the stock market crashed. I don't 343 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:21,160 know. Anyways like literally crashed not like literally crashed in the wall right there. 344 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:29,560 Okay so this one's going to be a little difficult. What year did Edison patent his light bulb? 345 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:45,240 Is it 1909? Is it 1918? Is it 1879 or is it 1889? 1879. You got it. Yeah I remember because I was 346 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:50,600 like no they had already had like in the wild west and stuff. Well no maybe not in the wild west but 347 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:55,880 like back east during that time they had already had like some electricity and stuff so I knew that 348 00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,760 much. All right so we just got a few of them left here. I think I'm going to skip when the 349 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,240 Declaration of Independence was signed. I think you know what year that was. I don't think I'd. 350 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:11,800 We all know what year it was signed. 1775. It was six. See I was testing you. Let's see. 351 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:20,440 All right so the next one here this one I don't really expect you to know this. I don't know this 352 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:27,080 off off hand here. Do you know by chance when the Black Plague reached here? That's going to be 353 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:33,480 very hairy. Can you do you have multiple choice questions or answers? Yeah I do. So the years are 354 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:44,680 yeah so the years are 799, 1045, 1347 or 1501. It's one in the middle to 1045. 355 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:51,080 And what was the other one 13 something? 1347. 1347. I'm going to say 1045. 356 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:57,160 Actually it's 1347. Oh I knew it was one of those too. It was one of those too yeah. 357 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:05,320 Yeah it was 1347. Yeah the Black Plague was pretty pretty crazy. All right last one here. 358 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:18,440 What year did the Civil War officially begin? There's 1831, 1851, 1861 and 1871. 1861. 359 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,920 There you go. See the thing is being from where we're from there's no way you can't 360 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:28,520 you can't know that one. There are some hard ones on here that I didn't ask like when did 361 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:35,160 Muhammad die in Medina? Do you know that one? I don't know any of that crap bro because I follow Jesus 362 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:44,440 Christ. Wow and then it's like Alexander the Great when did he die in Babylon? It would be 363 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:52,120 definitely something something BC. I know that much. Oh excuse me BCE before current era because 364 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:57,880 BC before Christ is not politically correct anymore. Get out of my face. And then BCE I've 365 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,600 also heard people say it's before Christ existed. That's an interesting take I've never heard of that 366 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:08,040 one before. You haven't you haven't heard of that one I think that was just people who were upset 367 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:16,840 that anyways we can move on. So that's a great segue into what fries my donuts. Chris I understand 368 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,880 there's something that really fries your donuts. What's going on man? Oh yeah man well as you know 369 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:28,600 I have recently come back from good old Orlando Florida the home of Disney World and Universal 370 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:35,400 Studios. I went to Universal Studios and while being there man something that fries my donuts 371 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,760 is about theme parks. Now I love theme parks. It's not the theme parks themselves that fry my 372 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:48,280 donuts. It's people at theme parks that fry my donuts. Number one people act like they are so 373 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:54,040 above the rules. People act like they can just do whatever they want at theme parks. For example 374 00:36:54,840 --> 00:37:00,440 in the Jurassic Park section it says no climbing on the rocks. No climbing on anything. No climbing 375 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,920 on this right. And I literally saw this lady like climbing on the place where it said no climbing 376 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:12,600 to take a picture. And the the worker was like ma'am you need to step down from there. And they 377 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:18,920 got mad at the worker for telling them to step down. And I'm like it literally says no climbing. 378 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:25,480 Another example we were in line for Hagrid's motorbike adventure like we got there right 379 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,400 when the park first opened and they were having some delays with opening it up. Now they were like 380 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:37,960 hey it's going to be delayed and they at Universal whenever something's delayed or kind of they're 381 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:43,480 working on it they will not let people in line. Like they will just close the line off right. So 382 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,960 they had it closed off and people were still lining up in front of the ride and they were like hey 383 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:53,480 like y'all don't line up in front of this ride like because it's delayed. And people were still 384 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:58,360 congregating around it and like they had to yell at these people and be like hey like if you're 385 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:03,240 waiting you're going to be waiting all day because we're not opening this ride until you guys like 386 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:08,920 get out of line and stop congregating around here. And I'm like do y'all not listen like y'all just 387 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:15,400 not listen at all. Nobody listen nobody cares. Let me ask you this theme park and then also 388 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,960 airport how are people at the airport. Oh yeah people are people are annoying at the airport. 389 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:25,320 But this is part this is part of too what fries my donuts at theme parks. People are so rude because 390 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,760 they're just like I just me first it's a me first me first me first kind of a thing. And they will 391 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:36,280 literally just shove past you. They don't care who you are. They're rude. There's no courtesy like 392 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:41,080 nothing. And I feel like the pandemic's made that worse. Like getting us shut in all with ourselves 393 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:47,160 to where you have to think about ourselves and our safety and all this other stuff. Like we we forgot 394 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:52,360 common courtesy for a lot of other people. And I'll just put it to you this way and this is just a 395 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,600 small caveat. Have you noticed this like even in the grocery store if there's somebody that has 396 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:02,680 lesser amount of items than you do by like a lot let them go in line with you or like in front of you 397 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:07,640 right. Just be like no you can go ahead you don't have that much stuff. Help them get out quick. 398 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:13,080 I don't see that hardly at all anymore. I don't see that at all. I don't see that at all either. 399 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:18,280 And it's like man like can you not wait just like two more seconds. Like you're already waiting in 400 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,800 line like you know for an hour or something. It's like what's two more minutes. And like people 401 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,800 are like literally shoving people out of the way to get to the right first and this and that. 402 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,240 And then my last one and I know that this drives you up the wall when you are in a theme park 403 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:39,640 line be paying attention. Don't be holding up the line. You need to move when the line is moving 404 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:45,720 like move when the line is moving. We were in the Harry Potter section and it's really cool in there. 405 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:50,040 I'll say that inside the castle is really cool. There's one of the rides inside the castle. 406 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:55,640 But literally this family in front of us were like taking pictures of like everything. They were 407 00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,520 literally stopping and the line was like continuously moving and they were literally stopping. And 408 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,360 then when you try to get around them they were like no we were in front of you. And it's like stop 409 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:10,360 stopping every two seconds. Like if you want to stop and take pictures that's fine. But step to 410 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:15,880 the side and let other people go first. Like let the line keep moving. I hate when people do not 411 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:21,080 pay attention and do not go up. You're making our line long. I mean my thing is I hate it when people 412 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:25,720 are also facing the opposite direction. And they'll just face the opposite direction. It's just like bro 413 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:33,400 seriously move up. You know people in line just drive me nuts. Like we're all trying to get to a 414 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:39,320 place. I don't know if you've noticed. We all want to ride this ride in a timely fashion. Yeah. Is there 415 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:44,680 anything that rides your donuts about theme parks. Oh what I don't like and maybe this is just me 416 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,880 but people decide they want to be overly like public displays of affection. I don't know if that 417 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:55,160 was the way it was at Universal when you were there. But I know this happens a lot at Six Flags. 418 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,560 It's like every time we go to Six Flags it's like you see couples like making out over the rails 419 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:04,280 like trying to take each other's clothes off and crap. Like I always be seeing that at Six Flags 420 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:09,080 and stuff. I think that's only at Six Flags because at Universal man like it really like it's more of 421 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:14,920 a family place. And like I didn't see as much of that. But yeah at Six Flags I've been seeing that 422 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:20,920 all the time bro. People people be knocking boots and like they be getting they be getting nasty 423 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,080 in line. I mean they be getting real nasty. There's been many times where Chris and I just be 424 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,400 looking at each other talking to each other and be like trying not to focus on something in line 425 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:34,680 at the Six Flags because they just be going at it or something. You know it's crazy. But yeah. 426 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:39,720 Like I don't like that sort of thing. But yeah maybe maybe that's just the difference in theme 427 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:45,880 parks. But I don't know. People just not considered all the way around. Yeah I get that. One thing 428 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:51,720 that did help us though when we were waiting in the long lines was we were we played a game like me 429 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:56,360 and my wife we played a game and like it was like a 20 questions game where it's like I'm thinking 430 00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,080 of an animal or I'm thinking of a famous person and that helped the line to go quick. But yeah man 431 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:07,320 like if you're in a if you're in a line at theme park be courteous. Be respectful. Listen to it. 432 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:13,560 The rules like listen to directions. I think it's just people's when people get masses people are 433 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:17,800 stupid. Like they just have no idea what they're doing and they think they know what they're doing. 434 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,560 But they don't they don't follow signs. They don't follow guidance. They don't. It's just hysteria. 435 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:28,840 I don't know what it is. It's just like I'm going to do what I want to do. Nobody's going to nobody's 436 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,400 going to do what I want to do or so I don't know. It's a weird thing that happens with people. 437 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:38,360 But yeah I totally get you. That's all I got man. But I guess we're going to go into our history 438 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:45,640 going on. That's our improv. We're going to go ahead and do free improv this week which is going 439 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:52,440 to be an accent from the hat and a location. So let's see what's what's our accent going to be. 440 00:42:52,440 --> 00:43:00,440 Oh it's going to be our Asian voice. I love that one. And what location Chris I'll let you pick 441 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:16,760 out of that one. Let's see. At the car wash at the car wash. Okay. Do you want to start or you want 442 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:24,360 me to start. I can start. Oh Mr. Chan can you believe they sell a total wax for only two dollars. 443 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:30,120 Oh they sell for two dollars. I could get it to them one dollar. They could get undercut everybody 444 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:36,360 in the whole town. I don't understand why they don't be doing business with me. Mr. Chan I love 445 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:41,000 doing business with you. We're making all this money off all them white folks because they go 446 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,880 through our car wash. All I remember is I made video where I called myself Mr. Millionaire. Mr. 447 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:54,600 Millionaire and I sell for all bunch of money and I say we do that again. You, me, we team up. We be 448 00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:00,840 Mr. Millionaires. We sell our tape. We make money. Oh Mr. Chan you know what I love when we go to the 449 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,840 car wash. I love the little little flashy light with the blue and the green and the soap. Oh that 450 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:12,520 is so funny. It's like I'm at Disney World. You know I like to it's expensive but I like to put 451 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:19,320 I like to put smell when you go through car wash all you smell is cotton candy. I like cotton candy. 452 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,680 You know what I have to tell my family. My family said oh dad I want to go to Disney World 453 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,920 of Rockin' Rock. I said what you think I made on money. You think I made on money. I said oh we go 454 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,960 through the car wash two three times. That's the best ride. I'll tell you this little Chan last week 455 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:41,080 from school he said I sick so I have to pick him up. Two o'clock. I at work all day trying to make 456 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:46,680 money. I go to school with him and I say oh you don't want me to make money and then he tell me 457 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:54,840 all this summer I want to go to amusement park. No no no you are going to go to car wash. That is 458 00:44:54,840 --> 00:45:01,160 where you're going to go but it is not going to be fun for you. I ride through. You walk there. 459 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:09,640 That way I get free car wash and I ride all day round make sure you are working. I tell you I tell 460 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:17,160 you you want to go to Disney World I do this. I put your teacher Mr. Mr. Williams and a cowboy hat 461 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:22,520 and a leather jacket and you could say Dr. Jones Dr. Jones the Indiana Jones right there. Meanwhile 462 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:28,760 you can go to him and you could study all the live long day to be doctor if not get out of face. 463 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,280 I have to go Mr. Chan so that my Asian wife can walk on my back and do massage. I have to go too. 464 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:41,560 My daughter needs serious yelling too. She's dating white boys. All right guys well that was a fun 465 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:47,560 time man gotta love the car wash. Just a disclaimer we we love Asian people. We love people of all 466 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:52,840 kind. It's just jokes. It's just fun. It's just fun to do accents. We make fun of our own kind. 467 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:57,320 Trust me. Oh we make fun of everybody. It doesn't matter what you look like we just make fun of 468 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:02,760 everybody. That's that's a great thing. Micah and I will be out in public and we will just people 469 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,320 watch. That's the funnest thing ever. You make up little stories about people. I do that all the time. 470 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:13,080 Oh yeah keeps us entertained. That's what that's what we had kids before you had your little smartphones 471 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:18,600 is we people watched and made up stupid stories about them. Yep so we're going to move into our 472 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:23,400 final segment and that's our Eclair which is our positive advice and I know it first last week so 473 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,200 I think it's your turn. All right well my eclair for this week is don't be ashamed of your hobbies 474 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:33,560 and what I mean by that is it's so easy in life and this is kind of a multifaceted thing about people 475 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:40,840 but I had somebody tell me you know I don't want to share that part of my life or I don't want to 476 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,240 share my hobby with some people that I know because I'm afraid that they're going to judge or ridicule 477 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:52,280 me and you know that's a key indicator a lot of the time that you're not around the right people 478 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:58,440 because the people that truly want to be around you if you said hey man I think this is pretty cool 479 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:05,400 like for example Chris and I are kind of on the understanding he loves wrestling cool cool man I 480 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:10,920 totally get that I get some of it I don't really care for it a ton like I'll definitely watch it 481 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,080 with him and I'll definitely support his hobby I'm not going to put him down for it but I don't 482 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:20,520 fully understand it and it's it's just okay for me and I'm sure he feels the same way about NFL 483 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:28,440 he's not 100% into football like I am like that so I totally get it it's it's okay but the true 484 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,760 people that are around in your life will support those hobbies and not judge you for them and even 485 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,800 if they don't necessarily like them or understand them they'll still be okay with them and so all 486 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:43,240 I have to say is it's not just about hobbies but if you have to feel like you're ashamed about anything 487 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:48,680 and bringing up who you are to a certain person to a certain group of people maybe they're not 488 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:54,040 great people to be around in the first place so you're telling me my hobby can be anything anything 489 00:47:54,040 --> 00:48:00,680 Chris you can branch out anything yes anything anything listen I'll lead you I'll make it look 490 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:07,480 like a bloody accident okay that's a that's a line from the cat in the hat the the live action version 491 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:13,240 with Mike Myers which is a very underrated version of cat in the hat by the way I love that version 492 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:20,760 but my eclair is don't get so tunnel vision don't focus so much on the destination that you miss 493 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:27,560 the journey right so I know that I'm talking to myself because sometimes I do this with everything 494 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:33,560 I don't really care about stopping but I just want to get to where I'm going like that's all road 495 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,600 trips plane trips whatever I'm just like hey I just want to get there but so many of the times 496 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,840 like the best stuff is in the journey like you never know like for example when you're on a car 497 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:49,800 trip and you stop like over to a stand or a museum like those are the memories you create I'm not just 498 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:55,320 talking about like physically but I'm also talking metaphorically because in life you got so many times 499 00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:00,360 where you know once you get to the destination that part of the journey is over it and you may have 500 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:06,600 missed some things along the way that um Galvestron to show you or that you know you were trying to 501 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:12,280 learn but I'm telling you man just don't focus so much on the destination that you miss the cool 502 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:17,960 stuff on the journey when you know what they say it's it's one of those things you it's 503 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,160 the good times are actually happening now and most of the time you don't realize those are the 504 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:30,040 good old days till you're past them so you have to really enjoy your time and cling on to the good 505 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:35,160 things in the moments because they are there you mean my best days aren't behind me no they're in 506 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,360 front of you all right well this has been a fun time man tell them where they could go to find 507 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:47,560 tv trashcan dot com that's tv trashcan dot com uh you can like subscribe do all the facebook youtube 508 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:55,640 instagram all that fun stuff and uh yeah we got a bunch of good stuff on tv trashcan dot com so go 509 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,480 check us out over there but I think we're ready to take this donut box out to the trash yeah man 510 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:05,720 and thank you guys for joining us on this 75th episode only 25 more to go to 100 and we are 511 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:21,640 gonna sign off so i'm chris and i'm mike and this is the donut box podcast so goodbye 512 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,200 you