1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880 MC Productions presents Trash Can Wrestling Federation, the TFC. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,400 Now I've been out here for three straight weeks busting my butt every single week. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:14,080 Because you know with Cowboy Chris Carter, you ain't gonna get no slack. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,640 I'm gonna work hard. I'm gonna put in my time. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,400 I've been the champ here. I'm the best there ever is. The best there ever was. 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,200 And you know what? I need to address something. 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:29,680 When Billy Zaniak came back and hit me with a steel chair last week, that was a jerk move. 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,680 He was acting like a little lady. And you know what? I don't deal with that. 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,400 I'm gonna turn you out on the street like the hoe you are. 10 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Billy Zaniak, get out here. 11 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:54,400 Oh, he called out the Zanesters. He thinks that the Zanesters was out of bounds. 12 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:58,880 Well, I'll tell you what. I wasn't out of bounds. He was out of bounds. 13 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,600 The way he talked about my mother in the last round, the way he talked about my sister who 14 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:10,640 was in the crowd, we all saw. We all saw the eyesore that Cowboy Chris was. 15 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,280 He didn't live by a Cowboy code that night. 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,520 Now let me tell you something. Your mom, Don, I lived up to my code. 17 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,720 I made sure that I put it up right. And let me tell you, Cowboy Chris Carter is a gentleman. 18 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:27,280 Don't worry. I'll call her. Buy her some flowers. Even take her on a nice date. 19 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,960 Heck, I'll even pay. But this is a respect that I get. 20 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:35,040 You're gonna hit your new stepdaddy over the head with steel chair. 21 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,040 I'm gonna have to take you out to the wood shed and give you the whipping that you deserve, boy. 22 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:43,360 I will never call you stepdaddy. You will never be with my mother. 23 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,280 And you will never be with a single woman in this crowd. Isn't that right? 24 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,320 I don't even know who taught you how to cut your promos because you freaking suck. 25 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,720 You're worse than a wet blanket. I could talk to that wall and give a better promo than you. 26 00:01:54,720 --> 00:02:01,280 But I'll see you next week at SummerSlam. I leave my talking to my fists and my 360 slams. 27 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:10,640 I'll see you next week. Hi, I'm Chris. And I'm Michael. And this is Don't Know Box Podcast. 28 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:23,040 Can you believe we're already at 22? Episode 22. Please don't sing the Taylor Swift song 29 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:27,760 about being clean. No, no, Lord, no. I'll tell you this much. Everybody that went to that Taylor 30 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,680 Swift concert in Dallas, like I knew so many people that went to that daggum thing. I was like, 31 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,600 I didn't think y'all liked it that much. Y'all spent that much on tickets. Geez. 32 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:41,040 Here's the thing, man. And I guess maybe it's because I've never been somewhere that I've 33 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,600 just been. I understand getting excited. I understand whatever it is that you're into, 34 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:50,480 whether it's football, a concert, wrestling, whatever. I'm a wrestling fan myself. I understand 35 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:57,760 getting excited. But crying at a concert, man, I don't understand that. And then what's her face 36 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:03,040 broke up with her boyfriend and then people are all sad and stuff. This isn't what fries my doughnuts. 37 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:10,720 But I'm saying it's a little ridiculous. Yeah, I totally agree. It's pretty, pretty crazy. But 38 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:17,200 yeah, we're excited. Everybody's here for our 22nd episode here and want to give a shout out to all 39 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:23,360 of our faithful listeners, our A1 since day ones, and then also our folks who have been 40 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,760 picking up here lately. We've been really gaining some steam, haven't we, lately, Chris? 41 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:33,120 Yeah, we have. And I know that we'll probably talk about it at the end. But next week will be our 42 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:40,240 75th episode of us doing this. That just blows my mind that we've been doing 75 of these and 43 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:45,360 we're only 25 away from 100, which is a big deal. It's like already. It's like, man, that was quick. 44 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:50,320 Time just be going by real, real fast. I'm just saying. You know what they say, kind of 45 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:56,320 pleasant when you're having fun. But speaking of fun, I think we're ready to jump into the show. 46 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:01,120 So our first segment is the old fashioned doughnut. And that's a story from our past. 47 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:06,640 And Micah, I'm going to let you introduce it. So yeah, we were, we're going to talk this week 48 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:13,360 about our fun times working in church. So we had talked in previous episodes about being ushers and 49 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,920 also some of the other things that we had to do around the church. But we never really talked 50 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:22,000 about being a part of the tech team. Now, being a part of the tech team was, I would say that was 51 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,960 probably the highlights of going to church for myself, probably because it was a lot of hanging 52 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:33,440 out with Chris. And yeah, it was, it was pretty fun. The main thing that we did was we put the 53 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,600 broadcast out for the church. And this was a pretty state of the art thing at the time. 54 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:42,560 It was, we had five different cameras around the whole sanctuary and literally we would put out, 55 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:48,480 you know, a live stream essentially on our website. Before the whole YouTube live stream 56 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,880 became a thing and all this, I mean, we're talking 10, 15 years ago, we were doing this. 57 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:59,040 And so we were, and this is just one aspect we'll talk about, but this is just the first one here. 58 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:06,480 So it was in this little room in the back. And it was kind of behind the actual 59 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:11,760 the actual sanctuary and everything. And I remember how I got into it personally 60 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:18,800 was my good buddy Chris had been doing it for a while. And he had been by himself because the 61 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:24,720 guy who was running the thing, we had talked about him in previous episodes, what we call him? 62 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,000 Timbo Slice. We call him Timbo Slice. I just want to make sure. So yeah, 63 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,040 Timbo Slice was running the thing. But I remember he was like out of town for a few weeks or something 64 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:37,600 like that. So there was, you know, it was just going to be Chris. And you got to think my boy 65 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:42,400 here was what, what was it? You were probably what 13, 14 or you're a little older than that? 66 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:48,800 It was probably around 15 that I started doing it. And so it was, so I was about 14. 67 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,320 And so Chris was like, yeah, come back here with me. And I remember my first reaction was like, 68 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:56,960 well, I get trouble. It's like, nah. And next thing you know, I just started going back there 69 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:02,960 and started volunteering and doing that and started filming the service. And I tell you 70 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:10,160 this much, I learned a lot about technical skills and really sharpened kind of our senses together. 71 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:15,440 What do you think of it, Chris? Oh yeah, it was great. I mean, it was a great time just to hang 72 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:20,320 out. Well, we were actually working and like Micah said, we were doing live stream before 73 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:25,520 live stream was actually a thing now every church in America has a live stream pretty much. 74 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:32,560 But let's get to the fun stuff. Part of the perks of being on the live stream team in the back 75 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:38,400 was during the sermon, you got to get crowd shots and during worship, you got to see what the 76 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:44,240 crowd was doing. So you were basically the eye in the sky. And I don't know, as a 15 year old, 77 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:49,360 it was kind of cool because you got to spy on people, nothing like gross or perverse or anything 78 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:53,760 like that. It was just out of curiosity. You know, they're already in public, right? So it's one of 79 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:58,560 those things to where it was already something we had to do because when the preacher was talking, 80 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:03,680 you know, just like any good telecast or anything you see of like preaching and stuff, 81 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,080 you always have good crowd shots of somebody writing something down or when he says something 82 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,560 major, you know, they clap or something like that. So you always have to get these shots like 83 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:17,440 ahead of time. So we're always looking for these things. You would find the most crazy things 84 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:24,080 that would happen in the background or around the person that you're looking, I don't know that. 85 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,640 And then also people you would know, you'd be like, Oh, what are they doing? What are they? What are 86 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:34,000 they doing right now? Oh, they paying attention. Oh, I let me give you the first guy. Now this guy 87 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:43,280 will call him Luke. And during worship time, Luke liked to and he was an older man. He was probably 88 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:50,240 45. And during Luke, during worship, Luke liked to play the air drums. And he would literally start 89 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:58,400 banging the air with his hands to the beat of the worship song. He was playing the air. 90 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:05,040 Horribly off rhythm. Horribly off rhythm. Like it wasn't to the two. It wasn't like if he was 91 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,840 sitting behind the drums, he'd be banging the drums right. You know what I mean? Yeah. He just 92 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:16,400 wanted to play the air drums and it wasn't like he was doing it to look cooler to be funny. He 93 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:21,680 legitimately was just feeling himself. And so we would always get shots. We would never put the 94 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:26,160 shots like you could preview the shots, but we would never put the shot like lie or anything. 95 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:31,280 It was just for our own entertainment. So there were five cameras, four of them manually. You 96 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:36,080 could have them operated. And then there was one that was like on the outside that you actually 97 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:41,440 had a person. So we could control four of them. So we would always have one on Luke and just kind 98 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,000 of watch how he was doing it worship. I also, I think I remember seeing a couple of like you 99 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,920 could tell when couples have been fighting and they were in church, but they were like silently 100 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:54,160 fighting and you could tell people would be mad or they would just be like talking to each other 101 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,400 and you could tell they were really mad. So that was kind of fun to see sometimes. I think the craziest 102 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,960 time that I remember seeing, at least from that instance, is we had zoomed into somebody on the 103 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:10,160 balcony. And if you remember from previous episodes, we had like a two-tiered balcony, 104 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,760 essentially, in this church. So we had zoomed into somebody on the balcony and they were writing 105 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:20,800 notes or something. And it was these two ladies behind them that caught our attention. And it 106 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,480 was because they started, like at first they were kind of sitting there just kind of goofing off. 107 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:31,040 And the next thing you know, they started bringing out like baby toys. And they started 108 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:35,120 bringing out like these baby toys and we're going what the heck is going on? Because, you know, 109 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,280 our church has a nursery. We didn't see any babies around, but we're trying to zoom in to see, 110 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,440 okay, is there a baby in the seat? Is there a baby somewhere in there? And then we come to 111 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:48,000 find out. Nah, it just appeared like these two ladies are just playing with baby toys. Like 112 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:53,280 they were just in their own hands. And I mean, they were kind of just messing around with these 113 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:58,720 baby toys in the middle of a church service. I would sometimes, I would pan the crowd. And if 114 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:03,440 there was like a certain girl that I like, I would see if she was there. I'd be like, oh yeah, 115 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:08,160 this is where she's sitting. So I need to know when I need to leave back here so I can go talk to her 116 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:13,200 after church. Like nothing weird or crazy. It was just like, oh yeah, so and so Jennifer's here 117 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:18,640 this week and I'm going to go talk to Jennifer. I know where she's sitting. I'm like, oh, and then 118 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:24,320 you could see like also two people would pick their nose at the worst times. People would just do the 119 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:29,840 weirdest stuff. And it was interesting always to see. And then two, it was interesting because the 120 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:35,840 camera, one of the cameras that we showed had, it was like right above the pulpit so we could see 121 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:40,640 the pastor's notes and we could zoom in on him and be like, oh yeah, where's he at in the sermon? 122 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:45,200 Okay, he's almost done. He's almost done. He's about to wrap it up. I don't know if you could 123 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:49,520 tell. I'm sure if you were sitting there and knew what to look for, you'd probably see that big boom 124 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:57,840 camera going down, looking down towards that. But no, we had, we had some good times. 125 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,240 They probably shouldn't have let us back there by ourselves for the most part. But 126 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,960 hey, it is what it is. I think one of the coolest things that happened was, 127 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:13,360 so you could technically run it with one person, right? But there was a station, 128 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,840 I'll call them stations, but there was two different spots you can be at. One was, 129 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,600 it was a little joystick and it had the different cameras that you could select. 130 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:26,320 And essentially you can move the cameras based on that joystick and it had a little zoom control 131 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:31,760 and all this other stuff. On the other end, it was a fader. So if you ever know what a fader is, 132 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:38,000 it's changing shots, right? So technically you can do all in one, but it is extremely hard to do 133 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:43,520 both at the same time to where you're changing the shots because you could be fading and panning 134 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:50,240 at the same time, which I'll put it to this way as two 15 year olds screwing around at this stuff. 135 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:55,760 We tried all sorts of crazy shots. I remember we cried all sorts of stuff. We were like, 136 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,600 I saw this at TV the other day, maybe we should try this. I remember there was one where we like 137 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:05,120 zoomed in rolling right, but we were zooming out at the same time. And you know, we were doing all 138 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:10,880 this. It was crazy. We would try some really crazy stuff. The only, and I'll close with this, 139 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,960 I know that's the number one lie that a pastor tells to you is I'll close with this, 140 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:20,960 but I'm serious. So I remember that there at the end of the service one Sunday, it was, we lived, 141 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,960 or went to more of, I guess, a Pentecostal church and it was a little bit more free. 142 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,640 So I remember at the end of the service, they were having like this big worship like 143 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:34,160 celebration song and everything. And I remember Timbo Slyce being like, yeah, 144 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,600 change out some of the graphics that you put on there. I remember that like, there were these 145 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:43,360 balloons that you could show like coming down to wipe to the next shot. And I remember I tried 146 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:48,240 those balloons and like confetti and stuff. It was very cheesy looking, but we thought it was 147 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:54,240 cool at the time. I mean, this was like 2008, 2009. So cheesy was great. These were like the 148 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:59,200 beginnings of filters and things like that. So we were like, ooh, that looks nice. And this was 149 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,080 like extremely expensive technology at the time. Like this was, they spent a lot of money on that 150 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:08,240 at the time. But yeah, that was pretty fun. Fun times. Yeah, it was, it was fun times. I mean, 151 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,400 they basically gave us the keys to the church without giving us the keys. They just let us do, 152 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,480 oh yeah, y'all can do whatever. It was like, we were pretty much almost staff kids without being 153 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,800 staff kids. Pretty much. We had the run of the mill. We did, I mean, I think it's one of those 154 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:25,440 trade-offs. It's like, we make y'all do pretty much everything else. We should give you access to 155 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:30,800 everything pretty much. But yeah, man. So you, you're ready to move on to our next segment, 156 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:41,680 which is our jelly donut. Yeah, man. I got some interesting stories for you guys today. So are 157 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:46,000 you ready for the first one? Yeah, what's up? All right. This one comes from your favorite city in 158 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Texas, Austin, Texas. Oh boy. All right. So a man posed as a campaign volunteer in order to break 159 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:01,440 into a house. Oh boy. I could see that in Austin happening. So in Austin, a man posed as a Beto 160 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,520 O'Rourke, and if you don't know who Beto O'Rourke is, he was a guy that tried to run for governor 161 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:13,120 in the state of Texas. He, and then for president, yeah, he posed, a man posed as a Beto O'Rourke 162 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:18,880 campaign volunteer in order to break into a house, and he stole a popsicle. The news reports 163 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:25,360 that a neighbor questioned James, who was 28, and when she saw the man loitering on the porch. 164 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:31,440 James was wearing a black Beto O'Rourke t-shirt and applied that he was campaigning for Beto 165 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:36,560 for president. A few minutes later, another woman arrived home to find James in her kitchen, 166 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:42,400 holding the wrapper of a frozen treat he had just gotten from the freezer. James was charged with 167 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:48,160 burglary, also admitted to rifling through a wallet and attempting to hack an iPad. Those are the 168 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:54,480 most random things that he tried to do, so he just kind of gave up and was like, I guess popsicle or 169 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:59,600 what? He's probably just hungry. He's probably stone. Probably was like, oh, I want some, uh, 170 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:05,360 some popsicles. There are some crazy drugs in Austin. Crazy stuff. Little, little Cali. 171 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:11,280 Anyways. All right. This didn't end in an arrest, but it is a story from a police officer, uh, and 172 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:19,760 it's kind of funny. So a pair of hikers called 911 to report that an animal had been following 173 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:26,000 and growling at them. So they had taken refuge by climbing a tree. A park police officer arrived, 174 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:32,160 uh, and they, he found the couple flinching at the source of the threatening noise. So turns out 175 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,920 they did an investigation and the noise was the sound of cars passing over rumble strips on a nearby 176 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:43,680 road. The lost hikers were reassured by the officer that the unknown can be scary. So, man, 177 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:49,520 they called 911 and thought, and they thought it was an animal, but turns out it was just a, uh, 178 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,680 just cars passing by. I guess they just put these rumble strips in because wouldn't you be used to 179 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,560 that if you had, uh, heard that a lot before? I guess so, but I also think maybe these people 180 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:04,080 weren't too bright either. All right. This next one, this happened in Georgia. All right. A 28-year-old 181 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:10,080 wanted to rob a golden pantry, which I think is like a golden corral. And while he waited to be 182 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:15,520 alone with the cashier, he filled out a job application. The problem was he wrote down his 183 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:21,040 real information on the application, including his uncle's number. Needless to say, it didn't 184 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,360 take long to find him after he robbed the place. So he literally filled out a job application 185 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:31,520 and then robbed the place. Yeah. And, you know, this sounds similar to the one we had said a few, 186 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:36,560 uh, one, a few episodes back where somebody had robbed the place and then went back and was like, 187 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:42,320 can I fill out a job application? My thing is don't try to get a job the place you just robbed. 188 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:48,160 Like how dumb can you be? You know, like just you, you stay away from there as far away as you 189 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:54,640 possibly can, you know? Yeah, that's exactly true. All right. This next one, it's not funny, 190 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:04,800 but it kind of is funny. So, uh, a two guys tried to rob an Amish couple. So two young guys were 191 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:10,960 in a pickup truck on a back road and they stopped a Amish couple who were on a date. They stopped 192 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,520 them. They were in a buggy like horse and carriage and everything. And they told the couple, they 193 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:21,600 said, give me all your money. Uh, the Amish didn't have any money. So, but they did have a good memory 194 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:26,160 and they told the cops the license plate number. So, man, could you imagine they tried to rob old 195 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:32,240 Jedidiah on a date and he said, I ain't got no cash, man. I ain't got no money on me. It's like, 196 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:38,640 literally, I was going to, you know, take her to the neighbor's field for dinner. Like, man, 197 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:47,360 that's crazy. All right. Two more. Um, so this guy said that his friend was studying law and one 198 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:55,040 of our cases was a guy who shoplifted about $500 worth of clothes from North Face. On the day of 199 00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:01,840 his trial, the guy came into his trial wearing nothing but North Face products. How dumb can 200 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:06,800 you be? You know, you might as well just plead guilty, guilty, guilty and just be done with 201 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:11,360 the, you know, all right. I'm pretty sure you've heard of this one. This comes from our favorite 202 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,840 state Florida. Yep. So police arrested a homeless woman for dancing in a vulgar manner in front 203 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:24,880 of a school bus with children. Apparently she was twerking and they arrested her for disorderly 204 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:31,120 conduct and she was yelling profanities at the school bus. The incident occurred only a month 205 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:37,280 after police arrested another person for twerking outside of an Orlando bar. So it's like, ooh, 206 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:42,000 that's nasty. Ain't nobody want to see that. Jerry, Jerry, it's like some of the stuff you see on 207 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Jerry spring. It's like, I want to see that. Nobody wants to see that. What possessed her to 208 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:54,640 start twerking in front of a school bus? Well, could you imagine if your kid came home after 209 00:18:54,640 --> 00:19:00,640 riding the bus and then said that some lady was twerking in front of the bus? Yeah, I don't know. 210 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:06,640 It's just like, I feel, I don't know. That would be a crazy story to come home with. Yeah. I go 211 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:11,280 volunteer at the school for lunch duty and sometimes the kids tell me the funniest stuff 212 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,200 and this kid was like, I want to ride the bus. And I was like, oh yeah. I was like, how do you feel 213 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,920 about that? He was like, well, I'm going to start next week. And I was like, really? And he was like, 214 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:26,880 yeah, I hope I get up, get into a fight on the bus. I was like, dude. And then he tells me like, 215 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:31,680 he tells me he's like, yeah, I train and do MMA and I was like, well, save your fighting for your 216 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:36,800 MMA class. I was like, don't get into any fights on the bus, dude. Like, don't get into any fights. 217 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:43,040 As a side note, that was actually so when I was in elementary school, there was like, I looked 218 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,800 really close to the elementary school, so I didn't really need to ride the bus. But all my friends 219 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,800 were like, oh, you should ride the bus because the bus driver is really cool. And that was one of the 220 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,680 things was she would let some of the kids fight and throw down and she wouldn't do nothing. And 221 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:01,280 but I never wanted to actually like get into a fight. It was just funny watching the fights. 222 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:06,000 But that's hilarious that the kid was like, I just want to get into a fight. I mean, honestly, 223 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,320 man, like third graders, how much damage are they going to do to each other? Probably not. 224 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,920 It's probably just going to be a little shoving match, maybe a couple punches. Like, 225 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,560 I don't I mean, I'm like, sometimes you got to let the kids fight it out. I'm old school that way. 226 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,760 But I know. And that was how my bus driver was too. She was an old she was an old lady. Her name 227 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:28,160 was Miss Tina. And she'd just be like, she would let them duke it out for a few minutes, 228 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,120 and then wait till they tired it out. And which was like 30 seconds, you know, it'd be like 30 229 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:38,160 seconds, they tire out. And she's like, all right, now give back to y'all seats. And, you know, 230 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,920 because even elementary schoolers, even if you fight in one minute, they're going to be friends. 231 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:47,040 But yeah, that's all the jail report stories I got for you, man. Cool stuff, man. It's always 232 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,280 interesting that segment. So I think we got the next segment, which is the donut hole. 233 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah, the donut hole. What you got for the donut hole, my man? It's your week. 234 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,520 Uh oh. Don't worry, buddy. I'm not going to make you play a game or get you back for the geography. 235 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:09,120 Are you going to talk about Mario? Yeah, man, I'm going to talk about Mario. Mario, 236 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:14,720 if you don't have kids or you do have kids, you probably heard of it. It's the hottest movie out 237 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,960 right now, to be honest with you. And I'm going to review it. And if you haven't seen it yet, 238 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,720 you should definitely take your kids to go see it because it's really, really good. 239 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:28,240 Did you know that there was an original live action Mario like in 1993 or something? It was 240 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,960 horrible. I didn't know there was, yeah, I didn't know about it. So it probably was horrible. 241 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,200 Just like the live action Flintstones was terrible, but continue. Yeah, it was horrible. But man, 242 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:44,560 this one was really, really good. So basically the storyline and premises is that Bowser is taking 243 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:51,760 over these worlds and he's finally got the coveted star and he's got the star and he's coming to 244 00:21:51,760 --> 00:22:00,720 invade Peach's homeland and he wants to marry her because he's in love with Peach's. Mario and Luigi 245 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,880 are actually in Brooklyn, New York. They're actually in New York and they talk with like New York 246 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,680 accents. And it's funny because they, they have quit their jobs and they're trying to start their 247 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,640 own plumbing business. And part of the way that they do that is they make a commercial and they 248 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:20,000 have the Italian Italian voices. So they go like, it's a me, a Mario. Like they do it as a way to 249 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,200 like poke fun at the gimmick. And so they're trying really hard, but their family doesn't even believe 250 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:30,240 in them. And they kind of think that Mario is just kind of like this failure. And then Mario and 251 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:36,960 Luigi go to like, I think fix like the city's plumbing or something. And they get sucked into 252 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:44,080 a warp pipe and Mario and Luigi actually end up getting split up. And then Mario gets to Peach's 253 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,400 world. Apparently there's like six different worlds or something like that. And they're all 254 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,280 connected. And so Mario's trying to find his brother and Peach is just trying to stop Bowser from 255 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:59,760 overtaking her kingdom. But it was really good, man, because they like tied in all the Mario 256 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:05,600 video games together. It was like really, really cool. Like they made references to Luigi's mansion, 257 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:12,240 Super Mario Odyssey, Smash Bros, Mario Kart. I mean, there's like a whole scene like the basically 258 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:18,400 the whole Donkey Kong world is a whole Mario Kart where they just make carts and it was cool. They 259 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:24,240 referenced the Donkey Kong game game. Man, it was really, really good. Normally with kids movies, 260 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:29,600 there's always like some kind of agenda or political agenda they're trying to force down your 261 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,640 throat. This time there wasn't man, like it was just a good feel good movie. It was a normal kids 262 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:40,000 movie. Mario Kart was always my favorite. So they had references to Mario Kart. And I'm sure 263 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:46,480 they probably did some Mario Kart, maybe not like racing, but like driving around Mario Kart wise. 264 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:53,200 Oh yeah, because like when they're trying to battle, when they're trying to battle Bowser's army, 265 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,640 they're like driving around and trying to escape. And they eventually hit Rainbow Road. And so that's 266 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:05,760 kind of where they tie that in that they didn't make any really, they made a little bit of a 267 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:12,320 reference to Yoshi. There was no Wario or Waluigi or Daisy in it, but I think they're going to make 268 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,920 a second one. That's what I was going to say. Do you think they're just keeping that open so that 269 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:21,840 they can make sequels and then bring them all in at a certain point? Yeah, they opened it up for a 270 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:27,760 sequel for sure, man. And Jack Black was great as Bowser. I mean, Jack Black is Jack Black and he 271 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:33,680 was perfect for that role. Chris Pratt was good in his role. So I mean, it was really just a good 272 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:41,120 movie from beginning to end. It's funny. The funny part about it is Mario actually hates mushrooms, 273 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:46,240 like, which is kind of funny, like in real life, like he's like, oh, mushrooms, like take those off 274 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,800 my plate. But then he has to eat mushrooms to like power up. That's funny. That's funny is mess. 275 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:55,200 Yeah, man. They it was so they make little jokes like that. And then didn't you say 276 00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:01,760 been from New York? They kind of, you know, they kind of bust each other's chops. 277 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:08,400 Yeah. So like one of the scenes is like they're going home after work. And it's like the traditional 278 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,120 Italian family where they're all sitting together and eating like the spaghetti and the pasta and 279 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:18,080 like the dad's there, the grandpa's there. And they're all bust in Mario's like, Hey, Mario, did 280 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,640 you do your plum business again? And there it's like a typical New York family. It's funny to 281 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:28,800 hear Mario with the New York accent. It's really funny, man. I love people from New York. People 282 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,920 from New York are great. They're just so colorful, man. They are so colorful. But yeah, if you have 283 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,800 not gone to seen the Mario movie yet, or you haven't taken your kids, man, take your kids, 284 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:44,560 I'm sure they've been begging you. They planned out the release of this movie perfectly because 285 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:49,280 they're not competing with any other movie right now. Yeah, there's really nothing else going on 286 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:54,960 movie wise right now. They beat John Wick chapter four. But I mean, there really wasn't too much. 287 00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:01,360 I mean, the only thing really that's coming out in the next few months is the Guardians of the 288 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:06,080 Galaxy movie, which is like the big one. And then there's a couple Disney kid movies coming 289 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:10,560 out during the summer. But other than that, they released it at the perfect time. Yeah, 290 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:16,080 breaking all the cash money. Got that right. Yeah, I would go see it again for sure. So 291 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,720 go go check it out. Yeah, and might actually be one that I go see. Yeah, I know you'll probably 292 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:26,480 wait till it comes out like on Peacock or yeah, we'll see what happens. I'm trying to get out more, 293 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,280 but I don't know. We'll try theaters, but we'll see what happens. Well, we're going to move into 294 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:37,440 our next segment, which is what fries my donuts and buddy, what fries your donuts. People harassing 295 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:44,160 people in customer service roles. I've seen this too much lately. Now, I will say this, 296 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:49,120 since the pandemic customer service has kind of taken a nosedive when it comes to people, 297 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,520 I feel like there's definitely people that had to work during the pandemic. And when I mean by 298 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,920 that didn't get the luxury of working from home. I think that they definitely have a chip on their 299 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,680 shoulder and a little bit more frustrated. So the customer service has lacked a little bit. 300 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,000 However, all that being said, these people are in extremely difficult roles, especially customer 301 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,640 service now is probably some of the absolute hardest things that you have to go through, 302 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,640 especially you think about like restaurants. You know, when I worked in the restaurant industry, 303 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,280 there wasn't anything like Uber Eats or anything like that. So literally, all you had to worry about 304 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:26,480 is we had a drive through and we had, you know, our customers that were dying in. So you had two 305 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:32,800 avenues to work on. But now you have to literally get, you know, you're taking orders from not only 306 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,920 the drive through the dying in, but also from, you know, orders that are coming in. Trust me, 307 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,920 I've seen other Uber drivers, Chris correct me if I'm wrong. Some of these Uber drivers are really 308 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,120 rude. They won't say nothing to these people. They'll just kind of shove a phone in their face. 309 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:51,040 And, you know, you have to, you know, the person has to read the name. It's kind of a rude experience. 310 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,760 I don't know, man. I just feel like there's a lot of people and especially I've seen a lot of 311 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:03,280 videos and this is, of course, you know, I like planes and stuff like that. But a lot of the 312 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:08,160 times these customer service folks that work for the airlines, I feel the most sorry for them because, 313 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,320 you know, in the event that weather happens or something goes on, that's like out of their 314 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,400 control, they're getting yelled at. I'm talking like they're getting chewed out. They're getting 315 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:22,240 caring to the max for something that is way out of their control. Like they, you know, they didn't 316 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,840 get up there with the weather attendant and go, Oh, it's going to be thunderstorm today. And we're 317 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,880 going to cancel all your flights. And let me tell you this too, most people in customer service roles, 318 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:36,320 even if you haven't worked one, I'll just let you know this, people are not there because 319 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,360 they're like, Oh, I dream of being an airline customer service representative. I guarantee you 320 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:46,000 that literally they are there because they have to make a paycheck for their family to eat. That's 321 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,120 literally what it's for. So don't be a jerk. They're trying their best. They're trying to work. And, 322 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,840 you know, if they're rude, it's because they've got a line of 45 people behind them that are angry 323 00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,160 that they're not getting to their final destination tonight. And that's just one example. But that's 324 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,400 all I'm saying. It's just people harass people that are in customer service all the time. And it 325 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,000 drives me nuts because it's like these people are just trying to do their jobs. There's a reason 326 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:14,240 that they're upset. Even if they're not being 100% fantastic to you, you know, understand the position 327 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:20,480 that they're in as well. They're just human. Yeah, I know how it is. And you know how it is. But when 328 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,520 someone is like goes off on you and is rude to you and customer service, man, that really does 329 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:31,760 affect you. Like I've seen people like, you know, it just ruins the person in customer services day, 330 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,080 like they're trying their best, especially if they're short staff. And we've gotten to the age 331 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:41,760 where we think that we are kings and queens. And if it doesn't happen on our time, we have the power 332 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,720 to shut everything down. I mean, we literally have everything at the access of our fingertips. Like we 333 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:52,560 live better than most kings do. Or it even did back in the day. And we act like everybody is our 334 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,600 servant. And I think that is like one negative thing that came out of the pandemic is everybody is 335 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:04,080 so self centered. Everybody is so self focused. And man, they think that, oh, if I'm not happy, 336 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:09,120 I should get a refund. Everybody's so entitled to they think, oh, if this thing can go right, 337 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,280 I should get a refund kind of a thing. And we live in that culture of entitlement. 338 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,800 And you've seen the videos too of like people throwing food at the McDonald's employees, 339 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,320 throwing drinks back into the drive through window because they got the order wrong. You know, 340 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:30,080 my thing is you see all this stuff and these people still have to work the rest of the day 341 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,720 covered in sprite. It's not like the boss is going to tell them to go home. You know what I mean? 342 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,040 I've worked in those roles. They don't tell you to go home. They say, oh, well, that sucks. And 343 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,360 you got to keep working through that. They got to be nasty and sticky for the rest of the shift 344 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,840 because you got the wrong drink and decided you want to take it out on them. And the thing is, 345 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:53,360 is a lot of the times you they have to take it. And I think that's what people know. People know 346 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:59,040 that they have to take it because as soon as a customer service or food worker, whoever it is, 347 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:04,480 pops off or pops back, that person gets fired for popping, just retaliating back or being in 348 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:10,560 defense of themselves back. And so I've seen it so many times, man, where people are just so rude. 349 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,320 But if you're rude back to them, then they're like, oh, well, that person needs to get fired. 350 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,720 And it's like, you wouldn't even talk to your own family members that way. Like if somebody did that 351 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,640 to your family member, you'd be fighting. And it's like, that's somebody's family family member. 352 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,840 That's somebody's, that's somebody's daughter, that's somebody's son, that's somebody's grandkids, 353 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:33,760 you know, that's somebody's, you know, even in some of the cases where somebody's, you know, 354 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:38,320 in some cases, it could be your mom or your grandmother. That's, I mean, I've been through 355 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,880 the McDonald's window and it's like, dang, that's that lady's like my grandma's age. You know what 356 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:49,200 I mean? And so it's just one of those things of all these people have lives, all these people 357 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,800 have things going on. And, you know, really, it's trivial to be getting mad over something so small. 358 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,800 And most of the time it is super small. I mean, you hear about, we talked about some of these 359 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,880 general reports, people calling the police on, you know, Burger King and stuff, because they got 360 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:08,080 the order wrong. Is it really that big of a deal? Seriously? Is it that big of a deal? Even if they 361 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:13,920 don't make it right, just don't go back. Exactly, man. I heard one guy say this and it kind of, 362 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,960 it kind of irritated me. He was like, man, he was like, I wouldn't want to be one of those people 363 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:23,600 working at the gas station or at McDonald's. But I'm sure glad that they're there when I have to 364 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:29,120 go at 10 o'clock at night. And I'm like, that's kind of a bad attitude, dad. It's like, those people 365 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,000 are not below you. Those people are not, those people, those people have lives and they're just 366 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,360 trying their best to make a living, man. And I think that's what I got so frustrated about. And 367 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:45,120 anytime I'm at a, whether, you know, you mentioned Uber Eats, like me and you used to 368 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:52,960 do Uber Eats and pick up or whether I'm like getting something at a restaurant, fast food 369 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,720 restaurant, I always try to say like, thank you, I appreciate you. Like I appreciate what you're 370 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:01,600 doing. I appreciate it. Kind of a thing that's like, that goes a long way. And they don't hear it that 371 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,080 much. I'll tell you that much. People in customer service don't hear that that much. Most of the 372 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:12,160 time it's negative stuff if they hear anything, sort of feedback wise. Exactly. So be kind, 373 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,920 be kind to people when you're going out. You don't know what's going on in their lives. They may 374 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:21,280 have just found out that their mom had cancer or they might have just found out that their husband's 375 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,680 leaving and now they got to work a second job just to put food on the table. Like you never know 376 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,920 what's going on in these people's lives. Yeah, absolutely. So yeah, man, that's what fries my 377 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,160 donuts. I just don't like it when people harass, you know, people in customer service, largely 378 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,280 because, you know, most of it is out of their control. Even if the person in customer service 379 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:44,160 is rude, like Chris is saying, there could be other outside factors. Now if they go after you 380 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,160 at something else, but most of the time, you know, even if they're a little rude, something's probably 381 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:56,640 going on with them, you know. So but onto our next segment, which is more happy stuff. It's our 382 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:03,120 mystery donut, which is improv segment. So Chris, we have a game this week. We're going to be playing 383 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:10,480 Who's game? Fortunately, unfortunately. Oh, my favorite game. Yeah, that's my favorite too. 384 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:18,480 All right, man. So the first one, let's let's do the first one. Add a fast food restaurant. 385 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,920 Oh, okay. How fitting. Yeah, how fitting. I'll start it. 386 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:30,960 Fortunately, I got everything off the dollar menu so I didn't break the bank. Unfortunately, 387 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:38,160 they are all out of hamburgers and you came to a hamburger spot. Fortunately, I'm okay with just 388 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,880 eating chicken nuggets and ice cream for dinner. Unfortunately, the chicken nuggets have been 389 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:48,640 left out a little bit too long. So they've gotten Ebola and Salmonella. Fortunately, I was able to 390 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:55,120 prove that in court. So now I get to sue them. Unfortunately, you get a ban from that fast 391 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,360 food restaurant so you can never eat there ever again because you sued them. Fortunately, 392 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:05,120 since I got Ebola from them, I didn't want to eat there in the first place. Unfortunately, you are 393 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:10,800 going to lose a lot of that money due to legal fees. Fortunately, there's a secondary lawsuit 394 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,280 in place that will get all that money back. Unfortunately, this just seems like a revolving 395 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,680 door at this point because you're still going to have to pay legal fees. Fortunately, I'm still 396 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:25,600 coming out on the good end and all my medical bills are paid and I got a little chunk of change 397 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:30,960 out the deal. Unfortunately, you didn't take Dave Ramsey so you don't know how to manage your money 398 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,760 right. Fortunately, a man doesn't need to go through Dave Ramsey to understand money. That man 399 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:41,360 doesn't understand money himself. Unfortunately, unless you do, you'll be ostracized by a lot of 400 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:46,640 the evangelical conf… Fortunately, I don't give a two crap about what people think about me. 401 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:52,400 Unfortunately, that's your problem. You don't give enough crap about what people think about you. 402 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,600 Okay, I have no clue where to go from there. So we can go to the next one. 403 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:03,120 Alright, next one at the mechanic shop. Alright, at the mechanic shop. Go for it. 404 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,000 Fortunately, I have the warranty so this shouldn't break my bank. 405 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,080 Unfortunately, the warranty expired three months ago. 406 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,560 Fortunately, it's just a battery issue so it's not that expensive. 407 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:21,520 Unfortunately, they found a deeper electrical issue and so it will cost more money. 408 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:26,000 Fortunately, because I took Dave Ramsey, I built up my emergency fund. 409 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,360 Unfortunately, since his ideals are 20 years old, it didn't really matter in this day and age and 410 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:36,640 you're still broke as a joke. Fortunately, I had a little nest egg that nobody knew about. 411 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,080 Unfortunately, you found out that your ex-wife blew it. 412 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:49,120 Fortunately, I took… Ah, dang it. You stumped me on that one. Stumped me on that one. 413 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,000 Alright, so you ready for the last one? 414 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,680 Uh, yes, I am. 415 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,760 Alright, for this scenario, I'm thinking out of gun range. 416 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:02,480 Fortunately, the safety was on so when I pulled the trigger, nothing happened. 417 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:08,720 Unfortunately, you didn't bring hearing protection so your hearing's gonna be really messed up. 418 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:14,720 Fortunately, I didn't have any hearing in the first place so no hearing to lose. 419 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:20,560 Unfortunately, your lack of hearing is a danger to everybody around you at this gun range. 420 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,240 Fortunately, being disabled in this country is not a bad thing, 421 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,240 thanks to the equal opportunities act. 422 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:32,560 Unfortunately, it is a bad thing because you might kill all of us because of your negligence. 423 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:38,880 Fortunately, my eyes are double better since I don't have good hearing and so my eyes 424 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,960 compensate and I am actually safe. 425 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:46,320 Unfortunately, that logic doesn't hold up because you just said that you pulled the trigger 426 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,480 and luckily the safety was on, thank god. 427 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,800 Fortunately, people are allowed to make mistakes. 428 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,080 Unfortunately, playing with somebody's life in guns is not a mistake, it's a liability. 429 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,280 Fortunately in the south, it is fine. 430 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,320 Unfortunately, it doesn't matter if you're the south of the north or whatever, 431 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,440 my life being in jeopardy does not make it okay. 432 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:12,080 Fortunately, I only had three beers so I'm seeing pretty straight at this point. 433 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,720 Unfortunately, you're about to lose a friend because he's about to go home because he's 434 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,840 not going to be around your negligent and in danger. 435 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,080 Fortunately, would you like a beer? 436 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:27,680 Unfortunately, we're not friends anymore because I can't trust you to be around guns. 437 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,200 Well, there's nothing fortunate about losing that as a friendship so I guess it's over. 438 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,120 It's all good, it's all good. 439 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:38,400 All right, man, we're going to move into our Eclare which is our positive advice and I'll kick 440 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:44,240 us off. Man, one thing that I'm kind of learning is learning how to delegate and that's really, 441 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:50,000 really hard for me because I'm like, man, I want to be a hard worker, I want to do things. 442 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,840 It's hard for me to let things go but when you delegate stuff to people, it frees you up to 443 00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:02,160 do things only that you can do well, right? So there may be things on your plate that you need 444 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,640 to pass off to somebody else in order to free you up to do other things. So everything you say 445 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:12,480 yes to, you're saying no to something else. So are the things in your life that you're saying yes to, 446 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,360 the things that you want to be doing or the things that you're good at? And so this is something 447 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,720 that I'm learning really, really, it's hard for me to give up and to delegate right now but I'm 448 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:27,840 learning how to delegate and to pass things off. And when you pass things off, you're helping build 449 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:33,280 more leaders and you're not just adding but you're multiplying. Yeah, heck yeah. It is hard. 450 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,600 It is hard to delegate especially when you know that you're the person that can get it done the 451 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:44,800 best in your mind. I don't trust anybody like I trust myself as bad as that is to say but it's 452 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:51,760 true especially when it comes to work. My eclair for this week is the importance of not doing things 453 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,240 in a frantic state of mind and what I mean by that is when you get really tired and when you get 454 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:01,040 really overworked it's really easy to get overwhelmed by the tasks that are on your list. Right? There's 455 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:06,000 a lot of tasks and there will always be tasks on your list. There will always be things that need 456 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:14,000 to be done and I don't know, your eyes can get weary right? You can literally get to the point where 457 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,280 all you see is the things on the list and go I just got to get to the next thing. I just got to 458 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,440 get to the next thing. I just got to get to the next thing but you miss steps during the things 459 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:30,000 that you're trying to work on in the present and so the importance that I'm trying to push here 460 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,480 is fresh eyes after rest. Rest is really really really important in those times. It's really 461 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:43,200 important to identify when you are over your limit or when you are over your edge of okay here's my 462 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:49,600 threshold and man I'm in a frantic state of mind and I need to really slow down at least even if 463 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,680 it's for a few minutes. I'm not talking about going and taking a full on nap. I'm talking about 464 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:59,920 sometimes I'll give you an example. I've been having and I work in IT so this is incredibly 465 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:05,360 frustrating for me. I had an instance where my laptop has been really giving me some problems 466 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,360 and it's been this particular file. I won't go into this big thing but it's been a two-week 467 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:15,920 ordeal and it's really been frustrating for me and you know today I was working on it and every 468 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,520 time I've been working on it I've been really really tired and I've already been in a pretty bad 469 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,920 state of mind. I've already been kind of exhausted and tired and when I started working on it today 470 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:29,200 I said no I'm not in the right state of mind. I need to stop. I need to literally rest and then 471 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,000 come back at it with some fresh eyes and I kid you not when I did that it took me five minutes 472 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,200 and I was able to see clearly what needed to be done in order to fix it. It's because every other 473 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,920 time that I tried to fix it it was just a task on the list and it got buried in the amount of 474 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,360 overwhelm that I was in at the moment. So all that to say this, come at things with the fresh mind. 475 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:55,520 If you're in that frantic state try to grasp that and try to understand that. Try to rest through it 476 00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:01,760 so that you can see clearly on the other side. I can see clearly now the rain is gone. 477 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:13,280 All right well hey tv trashcan.com. Go check it out. Like us, share us, comment, tell your friends 478 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:18,480 all about us. Tell your neighbors, tell your kids because we got everybody out here. 479 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,120 But you got anything else you want to add? No man we can take this ton of box out to the trash can. 480 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:31,600 All right well I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this is the Ton of Box Mod Cakes. Let's get on out of here.