1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,520 Trash Can presents a parent teacher conference. 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,420 Now Mr. Johnson, I called you in here for a very specific reason. 3 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:15,200 Your son Timmy decided he wanted to smack not just one but three children in the back 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,200 of the head. 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,340 Mmmhmm see you ain't tell me all that. 6 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:20,280 You ain't tell me all that before I come in here. 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,040 Didn't I tell you to go ahead and tell me everything before we came on in here? 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,920 So he smacked how many kids? 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,920 You said three? 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,920 Three, but I would like to address something first. 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,240 I did try to call at least five times. 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,960 I left voicemails and everything. 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,000 The assistant principal called as well. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,600 We tried to get a hold of you. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,680 It's what I tried to say. 16 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:46,600 But essentially what happened was he decided, this is Timmy, he decided he was going to 17 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,720 run around the room and he extended his arm and he just smacked all of them in the back 18 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,920 of the head. 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:59,320 And when I asked him to apologize for it, he said, my mama said, I don't need to apologize 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 for anything. 21 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:06,120 Oh, well see, that first of all, you know that's a doggone lie right there because he knows better. 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,000 He knows better than to talk back. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Just ask him. 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 He talked back to me. 25 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 I slapped him upside the head. 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,240 Okay Timmy, I see you. 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,720 So you the Flash now. 28 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,000 You want to be running around the room smack kids. 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 You think you're the Flash? 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 You want to be running? 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,240 Okay, you going to be running whenever I get you outside and I take away the PlayStation. 32 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,240 You going to be running. 33 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,800 Uh-uh, don't be crying now. 34 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Don't be crying now. 35 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,320 You could have told me this beforehand. 36 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,640 I am so sorry. 37 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,640 he knows better. 38 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,280 See, y'all done got me down here. 39 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,880 I already had to take off work. 40 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,760 Now I've spoken with the principal and really what I think should happen and I do appreciate 41 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,800 all the support and everything that you're doing in the discipline department. 42 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:48,040 But we feel here at the school that maybe there should be a suspension for Timmy like 43 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,600 three days or so. 44 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,400 That's what the principal suggests. 45 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,880 I think I'm going to go with the recommendation there. 46 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,880 We well, I sure do appreciate it. 47 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,880 Mr. Williams. 48 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,880 Don't worry. 49 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,400 I'll be here for three days because I got some grass that needs mowing. 50 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:05,640 I got some fences that need to be built and you best believe Timmy going to be doing all 51 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,640 of that. 52 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,240 I apologize for his actions. 53 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,480 He knows better than that. 54 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,640 I'll tell you what, you know what? 55 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,360 Since he's acting up, I'm going to come up here and sit with him. 56 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,180 I'm going to come up here and sit with him during this class and so I appreciate that. 57 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,920 Timmy, you best believe. 58 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,320 You think suspension is bad? 59 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,560 Oh, wait till we get home. 60 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,640 Hi, I'm Micah. 61 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,640 And I'm Chris. 62 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,400 And this is the DonutBox podcast. 63 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,240 Well, Chris, episode 70. 64 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:41,880 We're on 18 of season two. 65 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,880 That's crazy, man. 66 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,760 Yeah, I can't believe we've done 70. 67 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,880 I mean, to be honest with you, I thought doing 20, I thought we had done a lot. 68 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,600 But now that we're looking back and we've done 70, it's hard to believe that we've done 69 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,600 that many. 70 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:58,840 And once we do 120, we'll be thinking, oh, 70 was nothing, but it's been fun, man. 71 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,840 I just can't believe, I still can't believe we're over a year already. 72 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,520 We're already in season two. 73 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,400 Not just in season two, we had double digits of season two. 74 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,920 We almost had 20 episodes within season two. 75 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 That's crazy. 76 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 All right, man. 77 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,560 Well, we got a great episode on tap today. 78 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,840 Just want to thank everybody that's out there listening all over. 79 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,680 Hey, we even got a brand new listener out in Saudi Arabia. 80 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,520 So that's awesome. 81 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:26,400 We want to also give a shout out to our mainstays, Brussels, Belgium. 82 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,960 We always got a shout out. 83 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,320 Virginia, y'all been A1. 84 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,320 Kansas, y'all been A1. 85 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,720 You know, we've got our fans in Georgia and Texas. 86 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,280 We appreciate all you guys. 87 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,000 It's amazing how big of a boom it's been, huh? 88 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,440 That is our numbers keep growing and growing. 89 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,680 So we're so excited. 90 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,800 But hey, we're going to jump into our old fashioned donut, which is a story from our 91 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,800 past. 92 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,120 A little fun fact, Micah's grandparents actually lived here in Texas. 93 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,200 So he had been to Texas many times. 94 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,400 But I always wanted to visit Texas when I was a kid. 95 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,880 And my dream was to live in Texas, as I've said before. 96 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,000 I think it's because I watched too much Walker, Texas Ranger. 97 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:12,000 But about my junior year, I started looking at schools here in Texas and deciding on what 98 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,240 is my future going to be like. 99 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,320 And I knew that I wanted to go to a college in Texas. 100 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:22,400 So Texas Tech sent me an invitation to come out and join their, I guess, tours or whatever 101 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,400 they were doing. 102 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,720 And Micah was like, hey, great. 103 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,040 We can stay with my grandparents and you can go see Lubbock. 104 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,880 Yeah, the great town of Lubbock. 105 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 Yeah. 106 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:36,920 Now, we just wanted any excuse to get out of Georgia, I think, at the time. 107 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,720 We were like, yeah, let's get out of here. 108 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 Let's go to Texas. 109 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,760 And so I remember we flew out there. 110 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,600 We had a connect in Dallas. 111 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,200 And many of y'all that live in Lubbock, you know how that is. 112 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,600 Most of the time it's Dallas or Houston. 113 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,680 We connected in Dallas. 114 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,680 We got there. 115 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,000 I even remember so Chris, wasn't that your first time ever flying too? 116 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,200 Like that was your first time in Texas. 117 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,040 I think that was the first time you ever flew. 118 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,720 Yeah, you're actually correct. 119 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,000 That was my first time flying. 120 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,240 I'd never been on an airplane just because everywhere that we went, we just drove everywhere. 121 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,920 But I had never been on an airplane and actually like flying. 122 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,320 So it was, it was a fun time. 123 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,080 Believe it or not, I actually thought he was going to be a lot more nervous than that. 124 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:17,280 You know, first time people flying, it's a, I would be, I was nervous the first time 125 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,440 I flew. 126 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,440 So I was expecting him to be nervous. 127 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,800 Nah, he didn't act like he cared one bit. 128 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,760 It was like he was traveling in the car. 129 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:32,240 Anyways, so we get out to Texas and I just remember everything was a step up. 130 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,240 You remember that? 131 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,920 I remember just like, see, I told you like everything is a step up in Texas. 132 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,800 I love me put it to you this way. 133 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:45,760 The food was better, the air was cleaner, the views were better, the women were prettier. 134 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,480 I mean, it was a great time. 135 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,760 I was just beside myself because I had never been to Texas and I was like, man, everything 136 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,000 here is so great. 137 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,680 Like even just the food, it was so amazing. 138 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:02,880 So we got there, we hung out, like we went to this steakhouse that was famous in Lubbock 139 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,880 called Brian's Steakhouse. 140 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,640 And I was like, man, these are really, really good steaks. 141 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,280 And actually fun fact, before my dad passed away, the last meal that we ate together 142 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,640 was at Brian's Steakhouse and he loved the steak and he talked about that steak forever. 143 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,080 And I was like, really? 144 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,760 Like Brian's steaks? 145 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,520 And he was like, yeah, this best steak I've ever had. 146 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,480 I was like, well, you must not have had that good of steaks. 147 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,480 But anyways, I also remember we went to this little amusement park. 148 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,680 This little rinky dink amusement park called Joyland. 149 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,960 Actually it's no longer around because they sold it off. 150 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,160 Yeah, they're auctioning it off. 151 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,160 I heard. 152 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,440 They already started moving out all the rides, but it was like this little carnival, permanent 153 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,600 carnival, kind of like we talked about. 154 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,080 And what else did we do while we were down there? 155 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,880 Tom, man, I got a divulge on Joyland. 156 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,280 Joyland was kind of sketchy. 157 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,480 I'm not going to lie to you. 158 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:55,200 Like half of the amusement, part of the amusement rides was like, is this thing going to fall 159 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,200 apart on me? 160 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:00,160 Especially there was one and I remember they called it the hammer. 161 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,680 It was one of those swinging, I don't know how to explain it. 162 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:09,480 It has two ends and essentially you're in a car on both sides and it spins really fast 163 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,360 around and then it kind of goes sideways in different angles. 164 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:18,080 Apparently it was used in the Lubbock area for training fighter jets when they had or 165 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,560 fighter pilots whenever they had the air force base out there. 166 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,640 But it was this really old, really rusty thing and boy, they would put it in all sorts of 167 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,360 motions and that thing, it was a bucket of bolts. 168 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,320 Like you're sitting there thinking that thing's about to fly apart. 169 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,760 Well, I think we actually rode it, stood on it like maybe two or three times because there 170 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:36,960 was no line behind it. 171 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,600 So we rode it like two or three times in a row and I remember after that third time 172 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,080 I got really bad sick because I was just going to throw up. 173 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:49,960 But we got taken to this nice pizza place called Blungi and there was this place called 174 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,680 Roses, which for those of y'all that are in Texas, you know what roses are. 175 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,760 It's not the best Mexican food, but it's pretty good compared to the Georgia. 176 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,920 Don't eat Mexican food or barbecue in Georgia. 177 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:05,800 Unless you're eating it from Mexico or Texas, it's not the real deal. 178 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,560 And so we actually got to tour Texas Tech. 179 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,720 I went on the college tour. 180 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:16,600 I remember your aunt dropped us off and we went and I remember touring it and being like, 181 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,120 wow, this is a really cool place. 182 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:22,640 And we got to see the stadium and we got to see all around campus. 183 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,640 And I just remember you were really trying to hit on the tour guide. 184 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,200 I remember that a couple more years. 185 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,200 I was planning on going to college there myself. 186 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,320 So I was like, you know, why not get in early? 187 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,440 But anyways, it was a really fun time. 188 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,920 I mean, I just remember going. 189 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:41,920 The biggest thing that I remember was after the tour, we were about to get picked up. 190 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,800 And so my grandfather was the one to pick me up and or pick us up. 191 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,840 And he was a carpenter by trade at the time. 192 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,760 And I'll be at a sketchy one. 193 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,640 And he had this sketchy pedo style van. 194 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,840 Like, I mean, it was really, it was, I think it was like a Ford-O'-Connor line. 195 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,560 If people know what those are, you know, it's just really creepy. 196 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:12,200 And it wasn't just that it was the van, but it was kind of run down looking as well. 197 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:17,080 Well, for those of you who have ever been to the Texas Tech campus, it's a pretty nice campus. 198 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:22,680 And especially at the very front where they have the big double T right on University Avenue, 199 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,640 kind of that big area, the big grand entrance, I guess, if you will, with. 200 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,800 You know, the statue and everything like that. 201 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,480 That's where we got picked up. 202 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,200 And in view of everyone, we got picked up in a ratty pedo van. 203 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:43,120 Yeah, I just, and I remember like your grandpa was like looking out the window, kind of look like a pedo too. 204 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,280 And it was like, hey, what are y'all doing? 205 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,560 Come here, pick y'all up. 206 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:51,120 It didn't help that he was also licking his lips too. 207 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,440 Like, I don't know why that was always a thing he did. 208 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:58,080 So he was, he was sitting there just driving, kind of hunched over, looking out, trying to find us. 209 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,840 And it was, it was, it was really bad. 210 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:03,680 The only down part is we had to be with your awful cousin who was annoying. 211 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:12,320 But I do remember when we went or stayed at your grandma and grandpa's house, I remember your grandpa loved ice cream. 212 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:17,920 And he got in the shower and we were like, hey, can we go get some of the ice cream? 213 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,120 Like, we're going to get it real quick. 214 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,280 And your grandma was like, yeah, go ahead and get it. 215 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,400 I won't tell. 216 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:27,200 And so we ate it real quick because Michael's grandfather was very possessive about his ice cream. 217 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,560 Very, very possessive. 218 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,520 Overly possessive. 219 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,920 Like, I don't know what was in that ice cream. 220 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:36,800 You would have thought, you know, I don't know, you would have thought there was like cocaine in that ice cream or something. 221 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,200 Yeah. 222 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,880 And so she was like, I won't tell. 223 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,520 And then he got out of the shower and the first thing she said was the boys ate your ice cream. 224 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,800 And we're like, what the heck? 225 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,320 But I just remember it was a good time. 226 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,240 Got to hang out with my best buddy for a week. 227 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,000 Sadly to say that was the last time that we saw his grandmother. 228 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,160 And I remember even at the airport, right when we were getting through the line, he was like, hey, like, let's kind of linger a little bit. 229 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,760 I just kind of feel like this is the last time I'm going to see my grandma alive. 230 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:02,960 She ended up passing. 231 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,200 Yeah. 232 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,560 It's one of those weird gut feelings. 233 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,800 Not like she had anything wrong with her at the time. 234 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,520 But sometimes you just have that gut feeling that this might be the last time. 235 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,600 But it was cool. 236 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,920 Last little side note of the story. 237 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,040 Good old Chris and DFW. He loves DFW. 238 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,840 Let me tell you, that's one of his favorite airports for this very reason. 239 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,840 We got stuck on the tarmac in the middle of the summertime DFW. 240 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,720 And they turned the plane off because we had sat there for two hours. 241 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,120 And I just remember they're like, shut the window shades and they weren't running the AC. 242 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,000 And it was a very, very fun time. 243 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 That was one of the very few times that I think we kind of got snippy with each other. 244 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,440 But I think anybody would in a hot plane in the middle of Texas. 245 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,080 In the summertime. 246 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,360 Yeah. Mike and I don't usually fight too much. 247 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,760 The only other time we really fought is when we had to share a room for six months. 248 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:55,840 And that's just putting two people in close quarters for too long. 249 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,360 And I remember we would get into like, put each other in a headlock. 250 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,880 It was like from stepbrothers. 251 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,760 Like that scene in stepbrothers where they're getting mad at each other. 252 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,960 We would just been in two close quarters for too long. 253 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,440 Oh yeah. 254 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,160 Sharing the same TV, sharing the same Xbox. 255 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:18,240 Yeah. It just, it, you could be, you know, great friends, but you get too close after a while. 256 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,360 Yeah. So it was a good time. 257 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:23,440 And we eventually both ended up moving out here to Lubbock. 258 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,800 And I'm still here in Lubbock 10 years later. 259 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,280 And yeah, it's been a good time. 260 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,720 So it was a great time to visit. 261 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,680 Who knew that 10 years later I'd be here. 262 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:38,880 But, but yeah, that leads us into our next segment, 263 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,840 which is our jelly donut, which is our jail report. 264 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,840 Who said private pile? 265 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,280 Sir, jelly donut, sir. 266 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,880 A jelly donut. 267 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,080 Chris, what do you have for us? 268 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,920 Well, I've got a few stories today. 269 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,920 Some are dumb stories of how dumb criminals got caught. 270 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,520 And others are just funny. 271 00:12:55,520 --> 00:13:00,560 All right. This first one, this guy was from our good old state of Florida. 272 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,440 We love you guys. 273 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,760 This man got arrested for being trapped in a porta potty. 274 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:11,200 Apparently there were reports of a suspicious person and what sounded like a person shouting in pain. 275 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,640 When the deputy arrived, a man could be heard yelling loudly. 276 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:20,320 As the deputy got closer, she could hear the screams and saw a foot sticking out of the bottom of a porta potty. 277 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,920 The deputy asked the man to step out of a porta potty and take a seat. 278 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:29,600 The man identified as Mr. James said he got his foot stuck in the closed door of the porta potty. 279 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,760 The deputy opened the portable restroom and found a small baggie with a powdery substance, 280 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,040 a syringe in a larger bag filled with other small baggies. 281 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,960 Apparently the powdery substance was fentanyl. 282 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,040 So he got trapped. 283 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,800 How do you get trapped in a porta potty? 284 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,800 I don't know, but I wouldn't want to be trapped in a porta potty. 285 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,880 I'll tell you that much, but jeez. 286 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,160 We were actually kind of talking about this last night at Small Group. 287 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,640 And I know this sounds really weird, but they were saying like, 288 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,720 if you go to a publicly used porta potty, yeah, they're disgusting and awful. 289 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,640 But if you go to a porta potty, like on a construction site, they're actually not that bad 290 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,400 because they actually treat it with respect because they're like, hey, this is my bathroom 291 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,600 for the week, for the next few weeks. 292 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,520 And so they're not like really trashy with it. 293 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,520 But if you go to one at like at a concert, then yeah, it's awful. 294 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,120 No, that is true. 295 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:26,080 When we used to do those store builds for the old Western wear store back in the day, 296 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,360 sometimes they would still be in the construction phases and they would, 297 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,360 you know, the bathrooms wouldn't be hooked up with water. 298 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,960 So you'd have to use the porta potty and it was always better than expected. 299 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,360 So not wrong on that. 300 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,800 This next one, this is also a Florida person. 301 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,000 A hot dog got this man arrested. 302 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:51,280 So apparently 47 year old Mr. Jason was being warned of violating a city ordinance by an officer. 303 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,400 Officers said he ignored the warning and continued to sell hot dogs in a road 304 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:01,760 after his street closure permit ended. Mr. James was asked to put the hot dogs down 305 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,120 but continued his attempts to sell it before becoming upset 306 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,440 and intentionally throwing the hot dog at the police officer according to the documents. 307 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,560 So he got arrested for, I guess, assault on an officer. 308 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,920 But that's kind of funny that he threw a hot dog at the officer. 309 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,920 Sir, put the hot dog down, put the hot dogs down, and then all of a sudden he's just 310 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,280 throwing hot dogs at him. 311 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,040 That's fantastic. 312 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,880 You know, I've always thought about when we go through this segment 313 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,560 what these people must be sitting in a cell, you know, the holding cell when you're in jail, 314 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,680 and everybody, you know, everybody asks and they're like, what are you in for? 315 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,040 What are you in for? 316 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,840 And literally it's like, oh, I threw a hot dog at a cop. 317 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,360 That's hilarious, man. 318 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,280 Just the fact that the police officer got hit by a hot dog. 319 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:49,200 Like if I were that guy's partner or like I was around, I would clown that dude for a long time. 320 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,000 I was like, hey, remember that one time that guy threw a hot dog at you? 321 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,200 Do you remember that? 322 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,000 Yeah. 323 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,920 Good stuff. 324 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,960 All right, next one. 325 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,280 These next few are stupid criminals that got arrested. 326 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:07,040 So a burglar actually hangs around and waits for the police to arrive. 327 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,400 How dumb can you be? 328 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,600 This was actually in England. 329 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:17,040 So the robber armed with only a hammer attempted to smash his way into a house through the front windows. 330 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:23,200 The man somehow got his foot caught and was unable to free himself and was left hanging upside down 331 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,880 in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbors 332 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,600 and passerbys gathered to laugh at him. 333 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,320 One guy said, hang in there mate to the would be robber. 334 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,000 Police were seen laughing as they arrested the burglar. 335 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,960 So he got caught. 336 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,440 I guess somebody called the police and said, hey, there's this man stuck in the window and 337 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,400 was attempting to rob the place. 338 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,280 It's always got to suck. 339 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:52,240 I've heard of like that and then I've also heard of people being caught in chimneys 340 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,560 and all sorts of different things trying to get into houses. 341 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,000 That has to be terrible. 342 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,920 Yeah, I read that one. 343 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:04,960 It was like a guy was trying to go down the chimney and it was around Christmas time to steal something 344 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,360 and he got stuck and so he had to call the police and then they got him out and then they arrested him. 345 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,160 How embarrassing. 346 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:15,520 Like you got to be pretty, you would probably think that you'd be there for a little bit before finally 347 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,720 making the call of like, yeah, I got to call the cops. 348 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:19,760 All right. 349 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,560 So this is pretty funny of how these guys got caught. 350 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,120 So this was in good old Alabama. 351 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,040 You know, they're not too bright over there. 352 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:34,960 So the Alabama Jefferson County Sheriff's Office issued an arrest warrant for Dustin 353 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,360 who is accused of rape charges. 354 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:42,960 The sheriff also posted the guy's photo on Facebook under the banner creep of the week. 355 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,840 Shortly thereafter, Dustin posted a response on the sheriff's Facebook page accusing the 356 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:53,040 Department of Defamation of Character and noting, good thing I moved out of state. 357 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,160 The sheriff in turn pointed out that the rape charges don't vanish once you cross state lines. 358 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,720 Dustin continued to argue with the sheriff's office. 359 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:07,200 He got on an online tirade and ultimately tipped off the cops to his location. 360 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,040 So the police went and got him. 361 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,480 How dumb can you be, man? 362 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,960 Just to engage with the police. 363 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,080 That's really dumb. 364 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,920 Facebook fight over, you know. 365 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,680 There are just those people that, man, you can't make them happy. 366 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,240 We've talked about Facebook trolls for real. 367 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,600 And some people, that's just all it is to set them off. 368 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,400 And all it takes is just one comment about them. 369 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,160 And I mean, I guess this guy saw his own picture, didn't like all that. 370 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,120 And yeah. 371 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:41,920 So this next one, James, this is a different James. 372 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,200 James violated the conditions of his plea deal. 373 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,360 He made by quitting rehab and leaving the state of Oregon where he had charges. 374 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,280 Not satisfied with simply being on the run. 375 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,080 However, he took to social media to brag about it. 376 00:18:55,440 --> 00:19:00,960 James posted nasty messages on the pages of his probation officer and the judge who sentenced him 377 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,280 bragging about being the one who got away. 378 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,040 On April 20th, he even wrote fresh out of another state. 379 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,000 Catch me if you can. 380 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,440 That didn't prove too difficult as one of James's typical follow up messages declared, 381 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,720 I'm in Alabama. 382 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:21,360 He also posted a sonogram photo of his unborn son that included the name of the Alabama County 383 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,520 General Hospital where it was taken. 384 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,120 So then they caught up with him and they flew him back to Oregon. 385 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,880 Man, how dumb can you be? 386 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,600 People, especially, I mean, 387 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:38,080 this isn't just limited to criminals, but a lot of people are really dumb with the pictures that they take and they post on social media in general. 388 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,880 They'll have so much information. 389 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,920 I know we've talked about this before, but especially, you know, Chris has talked about it, 390 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,200 those back to school photos and stuff like that. 391 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,640 It's like, oh, back to school. 392 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,760 It's like, bro, they know everything. 393 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,960 If somebody wants to know everything, they know what class they're in. 394 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,480 They know what grade they're in. 395 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,160 They know what school they're at. 396 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,760 They know what the teacher's name is. 397 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,520 They know everything. 398 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,120 And it's like, you don't want that. 399 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,560 You want to be as discreet. 400 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,880 It's okay if it's like, I'm starting third grade today. 401 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,760 That's cool. 402 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,320 But, you know, I don't know. 403 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,960 People, and in this case, luckily it was in the event of a crime, so they were able to catch him. 404 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:24,800 But people are so dumb on social media when it comes to photos and like including bits of information that's just extremely terrible. 405 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,600 Yeah, they are. 406 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,040 And at our church, our kids, they wear it down. 407 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,400 Our kids, they wear name tags for security purposes. 408 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,960 So they'll get a name tag with their name on it. 409 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,960 And the adults will get the code that matches on their name tag, right? 410 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:45,840 So anytime we take pictures of our kids, I have to go through the pictures and like black out their name and their code. 411 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:53,840 Because I'm thinking like, what if some random guy wants to make a like a fake tag and then try to come pick this kid up or he knows their names. 412 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,920 And so I'm always thinking of that stuff like, you just got to be careful what you post. 413 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,200 Yeah, absolutely. 414 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:04,640 Alright, so we are going to move into our next segment, which is the donut hole. 415 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,600 And Micah, I got some good questions to ask you today. 416 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,880 Oh boy, I'm ready. 417 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,000 What would we get? 418 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,880 Well, don't worry. 419 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,480 It's not a quiz, so you're not going to have to get them right. 420 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:19,680 It's kind of like, would you rather, now you've asked me some of these would you rather questions. 421 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,600 But I figured I'd ask you some and some of these are pretty thought provoking. 422 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,520 So I was just curious to see your answer. 423 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:35,440 Alright, would you rather to be able to only eat one type of food for the rest of your life or only drink one type of drink for the rest of your life? 424 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,000 One drink, 100%. 425 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,640 Food's, food's really important to me. 426 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,560 Like I enjoy the taste of food. 427 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:44,640 I don't know. 428 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,000 I just enjoy eating more than I enjoy drinking, I guess. 429 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,960 Drinking to me is a secondary thing. 430 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,040 It kind of comes with the territory. 431 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,920 Really and truly, a lot of the times it's water anyways. 432 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:02,480 It's just one of those things to where sometimes it'll be like soda or something. 433 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,480 But the drink is not very important to me. 434 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,720 The food and the taste of the food is very important though. 435 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:12,240 So if it is that one drink, only one drink that you can drink for the rest of your life, what drink is it going to be? 436 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,200 Now let me ask this. 437 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:18,400 Is water included like, because I don't want to say something else and then like die because I can't drink water. 438 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:25,920 Water is included but like, I'm talking about like a specialty drink like a soda or tea or coffee or... 439 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,520 That's a good question. 440 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,360 I really like sweet tea and I'm talking like the Southern sweet tea. 441 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,480 For our international listeners, I know a lot of tea is hot. 442 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,360 How we like it in the Southern United States is lots of sugar and iced. 443 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:44,640 So literally it's cold and how I like it is I like a lot of... 444 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,400 I like a little bit of tea with my sugar if that makes sense. 445 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400 Like literally I like it extremely sweet. 446 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,800 Yeah, there is a point where you can make it too sweet where it takes bad like McDonald's. 447 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,800 But anyways, alright, next one. 448 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,360 Would you rather be stranded on a desert island or stranded in space? 449 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,200 I would say probably desert island. 450 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,880 I've got more of an opportunity there. 451 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:10,640 I feel like now stranded in space is something but I feel like at least... 452 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,920 So say there's no food sources or anything like that. 453 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,920 At least I have a decent view. 454 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:21,360 I kind of like the beach and I like the ocean better than I would like I think the cold dark of space. 455 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,480 There you go. 456 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:28,800 I think you would have more opportunities to gather resources and probably a better chance of escaping. 457 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,600 I feel like. 458 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:36,560 Hopefully you have a castaway moment where you're able to get off or cargo ships passing by or something. 459 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,360 Awesome. 460 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,880 Alright, these next two are time travel related, okay? 461 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,520 So would you rather go back in time and stop a major historic event from happening? 462 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,520 Or would you rather go back in time and be credited with inventing some? 463 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,560 When we're talking about like a major historical event, are we talking about like a bad event or just any event? 464 00:23:54,560 --> 00:24:03,120 We're talking about maybe like President Lincoln getting elected or JFK assassination or World War II. 465 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,120 Like a major historic event. 466 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,440 Like a major historic event. 467 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,600 I might go invention and I'll tell you why. 468 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:17,520 Not more for the credit of the thing, but hopefully that means my family got a lot of money to this point. 469 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:26,880 Like to be honest, that's what hopefully if that was in the past, hopefully three generations down the line 470 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:33,120 or however long it would be, would still have a lot of money or at least made it grow a little bit more too. 471 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,320 Now let me ask you this, which invention would you want it to be? 472 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,160 You said which year frame or like what time frame? 473 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040 It doesn't matter what time frame it is, it can be any time frame. 474 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,000 What invention would you want to be credited with? 475 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,720 Oh, powered flight, guaranteed. 476 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,400 Oh, that makes a lot of sense. 477 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,760 Makes a lot of sense. 478 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,960 Alright, this next one, would you rather go back in time and change one thing from your past 479 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,520 but the timeline of your life is altered? 480 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,480 Or would you rather go to the future and find out how you die? 481 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,800 I'd rather go into the past and alter some time. 482 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,360 Not that I have regrets, but I also am curious. 483 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,960 Like a lot of times when you reflect on your past, a lot of people are like, 484 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,480 oh, you shouldn't do that and you shouldn't, you shouldn't, what it could have, should it? 485 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,600 It's not really what it is. 486 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:24,480 It's more of a curiosity of if I would have made different decisions, how would things have gone differently? 487 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,600 It's more along those lines because if we're being honest, life is really fickle 488 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:36,800 and one little decision can, you've heard the whole butterfly theory and everything like that. 489 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:44,160 I mean, yeah, it's just, so I think going back to the past and do goofy things, right? 490 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,880 Like do a new position football wise, like change something, right? 491 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,920 Like just, I would go back to maybe change something like that just to see how it'd go. 492 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,120 But really interesting. 493 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:55,680 Okay. 494 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,720 Alright, next one. 495 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,640 Would you rather be trapped in a room with Kanye West or with Donald Trump? 496 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,240 Oh God, they're both crazy. 497 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,920 I guess Donald, I really can't stand Kanye. 498 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,960 I know there's probably Kanye fans on here that are like, but that did straight up nuts. 499 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,240 I mean, he's just crazy. 500 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,440 See, I could see Donald Trump not talking the whole time. 501 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,840 Like he would at least be quiet, but I feel like Kanye would be talking like the whole time 502 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760 and just saying the weirdest stuff. 503 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,320 Donald Trump says like some crazy stuff and some of it is outlandish. 504 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,240 But it's not as bad as Kanye. 505 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:35,120 Like Kanye is that hood dude that just says crazy stuff, that crackhead hood dude that says crazy stuff. 506 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,760 And you're like, it's all from the block. 507 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,600 Yeah, you're like, dang, bro. 508 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,640 He's like, he's like kill moves from everybody hates Chris. 509 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,440 That's who he's like. 510 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,240 Yeah. 511 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:44,800 Yeah. 512 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,440 I mean, it's just, it don't make a lot of sense. 513 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,960 Alright, next one. 514 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,720 Would you rather be the richest person in the world or the smartest person in the world? 515 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,840 If we're being honest, richness, giving that money. 516 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,440 I feel like if you're smart, then you can be rich. 517 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,560 And I agree with that. 518 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,440 You definitely do. 519 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,800 But there's definitely some effort. 520 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,240 Now, is the being the richest person in the world is that sustainable? 521 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,920 Because that's the real question. 522 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,640 Is it one of those things to where you always have the most amount of money of anybody on the planet? 523 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,200 Because if it can dwindle, then I want smarts. 524 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,000 Because the thing is, if you always have the money, okay, cool. 525 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,120 You kind of don't, you can just do whatever you want essentially. 526 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:29,280 But if it can go away, you know, I'd want smarts to try to get money and then grow it more. 527 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:29,760 Oh yeah. 528 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,560 No, you're the richest person in the world, but you have to maintain your income. 529 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,160 Or you have to maintain that wealth. 530 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,480 And boy, you need some knowledge to be able to do that. 531 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,320 It's easy to blow that kind of money. 532 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,680 Alright, last two. 533 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,720 Would you rather be forced to listen to the same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of your life? 534 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,800 Or forced to watch the same five movies on repeat for the rest of your life? 535 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,080 Songs on repeat. 536 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:52,880 Really? 537 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,680 You really would have to listen to the same 10 songs? 538 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,320 You didn't get tired of it enough at Boot Corral? 539 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,520 Or yeah, Booth Farm, whatever worked out? 540 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,080 I mean, it depends on what songs they are. 541 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,160 Like, there's some that I've not, I won't get tired of them because I have played them on loop. 542 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,760 You don't get to choose the songs. 543 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,200 Oh, I don't get to choose the songs. 544 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,760 Never mind. 545 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,600 You don't get to choose the movies either. 546 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,480 See, that's risky because the thing is, if I got to watch the same movie, 547 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,080 listen, I've been put through that before. 548 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,840 I'm just going to go on a little side tangent. 549 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,080 I literally had to watch the sound of music over and over and over again, 550 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,800 the fifth grade, for the last month of school because they didn't have any other approved movies. 551 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,800 Ridiculous. 552 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,560 So, you know, movies on repeat just don't do well for me. 553 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,680 See, it just depends on what it is. 554 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,400 I get that. 555 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,360 I totally get that. 556 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,080 Last question. 557 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:47,360 Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle? 558 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,000 That's a hard one. 559 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,320 Chris knows this one. 560 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,920 Maybe we'll tell this story at some point. 561 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,600 I changed my hair color at one point. 562 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,040 I didn't quite like how that went. 563 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,400 Let me tell you this, guys. 564 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,560 It was bleach blonde. 565 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,120 Like he looked like Draco Malfoy. 566 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:09,200 That was a pretty big fad like in the early 2000s to just bleach your hair completely 567 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,360 white or completely blonde and then have like a spiky haircut. 568 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,080 It was funny. 569 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:14,640 Oh, yeah. 570 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,520 It was really funny. 571 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,160 And I also shopped at PAX on if that tells you anything. 572 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:24,160 I guess changing outfits because I, like I said, hairs, hairs, I like my hair a certain 573 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:24,800 number of ways. 574 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,360 There's only Mike Hank Hill. 575 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,240 Give me the Roger Stahlback, either the rookie or the... 576 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:36,320 Exactly because we've all had those bad haircuts and it's like, man, it just makes you look bad. 577 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,040 An outfit you can work with, I feel like at least. 578 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,000 But yeah, man, those are all the questions I had for you. 579 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,600 Really just some thought-provoking questions, but we're going to jump into our next segment, 580 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,400 which is what fries my donuts? 581 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,120 Oh my God, I know you got a lot fried up for us. 582 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,240 So what do you got frying? 583 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,680 Oh, we fired up. 584 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,400 So the funeral experience. 585 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,360 I cannot stand the funeral experience. 586 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,560 I know Chris can't either. 587 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,160 We'll hear his take in a moment, but good Lord, I can't stand it. 588 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,080 I can't stand the people and what they be saying to you. 589 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,760 Like that stuff is supposed to help you. 590 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,320 The whole, you know, well, she's in a better place. 591 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,200 Yeah. 592 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,560 Yeah, but that doesn't fill the void that's currently in life, currently right now, 593 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,480 and the fact that she's in a box over there and we still haven't put her in the ground. 594 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,080 Like, why don't you just chill about it? 595 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,360 I know you got to say something. 596 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,880 You feel obligated to say something. 597 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,480 I don't know. 598 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,080 Me personally, instead of saying, you know, she was such a wonderful person. 599 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,200 Yeah, we all know that. 600 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,800 Like for me, give me some tangible evidence, right? 601 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,840 At least for me personally, tell me a good time that you had with them. 602 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:54,400 Like, for instance, if I'm talking to Chris, say, you know, if I had to say something about his father, 603 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,000 literally say, you know what? 604 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,640 I remember there was a time when we went to the bridge ministry and literally, 605 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:06,080 and he knows the rest of the story, literally about the sound equipment and all that stuff. 606 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,760 And literally, I could say, you know, and I could share a laugh with them, at least during that time. 607 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,240 Right? 608 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:17,200 I feel like that that's a lot better than just giving the arbitrary like, I'm so sorry for your loss. 609 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,800 Like, I get it, but at the same time, it's really, really aggravating. 610 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:26,320 And there's a lot of ritualistic things that don't make any sense. 611 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,040 Like, why are we doing a lot of this stuff? 612 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:35,280 It just, to me, the whole entire process of getting put into a box and then put into the ground, 613 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,160 you know, and they put a sarcophagus thing over it so that you don't get crushed or like, 614 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,080 the body doesn't get crushed, but you still know what happens to it. 615 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:49,680 It's literally, it's a symbolism thing, but you're still spending $10,000, $15,000 for all this garbage. 616 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,960 It just doesn't, to me, if you agree with that, that's fine. 617 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,960 To me, it just doesn't make a lot of sense. 618 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,280 And I just don't like a lot of the process. 619 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,360 I don't like a lot of what the people say. 620 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,880 I don't like the mood of the thing. 621 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,880 And I understand it's a death, but at the same time, we could be happy. 622 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,640 Even in horrible circumstances, you could still find silver linings and things, I feel like. 623 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,520 Yeah, I totally understand where you're coming from, man, because when my dad passed away, 624 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,800 people would say that stuff. 625 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,760 And I knew they meant well, but I'd be like, that makes me mad. 626 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,960 Like, don't tell me that, or they would quote scripture to me. 627 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,720 And it's like, yes, I know these things. 628 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,520 Like, I know this is true, but like, this is not helping me. 629 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:34,240 Like, the people that would come up to me and be like, oh, your dad was so proud of you. 630 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:34,960 He loved you. 631 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:39,440 And he always talked about you at work, or shared a story, or a funny time, or said, 632 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,480 your dad was this. 633 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,480 And I loved always working with your dad because he was this or that. 634 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:49,680 And so I always appreciated that instead of just like, I'm sorry for your loss. 635 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,960 But I totally get it, man. 636 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,320 Funerals are a hard thing. 637 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,560 And I'll tell you another thing. 638 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,480 These funeral homes and these funeral services, they are leeches, man. 639 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,160 They are blood sucking leeches who want to come after your insurance money. 640 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,200 You got to be really careful that you get a good one because a good one won't have a pressure you 641 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,920 to do a certain thing or to add a certain package on. 642 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,040 And fortunately, we did have a good funeral home with my dad's funeral. 643 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,160 They were good to us. 644 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,920 But yeah, that was one thing they told us. 645 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,600 They were like, just be wary of all these people that are trying to get your insurance money. 646 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,120 Yeah, you got to be really careful. 647 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,600 And they also use the fact that you're highly emotional because you had a family member pass 648 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,320 and you're having to make all their arrangements and all this other stuff. 649 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,760 You know, they really play on you. 650 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:39,680 And it's, and you know, I'm going to go on just on another thing here. 651 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,840 We had to do something that was different than most funerals I've ever been to. 652 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,120 Chris said he's seen it before. 653 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,640 I personally haven't, but we all stood in the line as a family and essentially 654 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:56,080 shook everybody's hand that came through the building kind of just single file line style 655 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,080 almost until the funeral happened. 656 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:04,320 But the weird thing is, you know, most of these people we didn't know, right? 657 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,800 You know, just like a family reunion and things like that. 658 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:13,280 These are a lot of, you know, high school friends, you know, stuff like people you don't know. 659 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,680 So they're coming down this line and out of obligation. 660 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,120 That's what I can't stand. 661 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,480 Maybe that's why I don't like about it. 662 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,520 There's a lot of obligation going around where you feel like you're obligated to do something. 663 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,360 But at the same time, it doesn't help anybody. 664 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,480 It doesn't help them. 665 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,440 They feel awkward. 666 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,480 It doesn't help you because you feel awkward and you're not being helped. 667 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,560 And it's just a whole big, it's just improper. 668 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,280 I feel like it's just, it's not how it's supposed to be, but we've made it into that almost. 669 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,160 Yeah, I agree. 670 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:45,680 That was the most exhausting part was at the visitation or the wake the night before. 671 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,920 I had to stand in that line and talk to people and you're already grieving, 672 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:55,040 but you also have to be social and you have to be, you know, polite and stuff. 673 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,320 And oh, and you can't be too sad because people will hop all over you for it. 674 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,520 And they'll be like, Hey, don't be sad. 675 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,440 And they'll try to encourage you, but they don't help. 676 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:01,760 Yeah. 677 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,440 And sometimes the best thing you can do when somebody loses something, 678 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,520 somebody is just shut up and just sit there with them, just hang out with them, 679 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:15,040 you know, get them something to eat, make sure they shower, do all that good stuff. 680 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:19,200 And the most important thing, it's not around the time of the funeral and everything. 681 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,960 It's the days afterwards. 682 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,400 That's the biggest times too. 683 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,760 It's when everybody goes home, it's when all the hoopla is over with and they, 684 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,960 they're with the fact that their loved one is no longer there. 685 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,280 But anyways, we can get off of that. 686 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,640 It's, uh, yeah, funeral experiences are just terrible. 687 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:40,640 I just wish that it was a little bit more, um, I don't know how exactly to describe it. 688 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:45,440 I feel like it could go better if, if traditions didn't dictate differently. 689 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,640 Well, I know in some places like Africa, they have a big party. 690 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:54,720 Like it's a big joyous celebration and some cultures they do party and have dancing and 691 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,320 singing and all that good stuff. 692 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,040 And that's how I want it at my funeral. 693 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,080 I'll tell you that much. 694 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:06,000 Uh, if I pass away before Micah goes, uh, he already knows what song I want playing at my 695 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,480 funeral. It's called We Fly High. No lie. 696 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,360 You know it, ballin. 697 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,040 And I want somebody to take my hand and do a little basketball thing out the coffin. 698 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,960 We made an agreement that whoever dies first, we have to make sure that that happens for the 699 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,760 other person. 700 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,880 So, and I also want people at my funeral. 701 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,280 I want that there to be like a bouncer and he's going to have a list of people that cannot 702 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,440 get in because they're just going there to mourn just so that they can look good. 703 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,320 Yeah. Yeah. 704 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,120 Ain't allowed. 705 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,760 Ain't allowed. 706 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,000 Sorry. 707 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,480 We're going to segue into our next segment, which is the mystery donut. 708 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,600 That's our improv segment. 709 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,760 So Micah, what do we got on the books for us? 710 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,280 So we got free improv. 711 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,600 So we're going to pick a accent and a location from the hat. 712 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,160 So let me mix these up. 713 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,160 So we're going to do accent first. 714 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,520 We got redneck. 715 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,120 We haven't done redneck in a while. 716 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,560 You know what was funny one time? 717 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,280 Some guy came up to me and he said, are you redneck? 718 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,080 And I said no. 719 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,480 And then he slapped me on the back of the neck and he said, now you are. 720 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,280 That was a big joke for a while and I always hated it. 721 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:12,560 And then the location is at a music festival like Coachella or yeah, I guess Coachella. 722 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,120 All right. 723 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,720 Two rednecks at Coachella. 724 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,760 All right. 725 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,280 I'll let you start. 726 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,120 Dagum, ever since I've been here, they've had that Dagum speaker all the way up. 727 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,560 I can't hear nothing. 728 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,040 Dagum, they say this was Coachella. 729 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,160 I thought they said this was the Luke Combs concert. 730 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,040 I just spent $600 on a ticket. 731 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,080 I was saying Luke, you don't forget where you came from boy charging $600. 732 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,760 You don't treat people like that. 733 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,480 I came down here three weeks ago with my trailer. 734 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,760 They pulled up here. 735 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,480 First of all, they said there was supposed to be a NASCAR race. 736 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,920 There wasn't no NASCAR race. 737 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,160 That was over there at Tacoma. 738 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,000 Apparently I misunderstood that. 739 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,440 Then next thing you know, they start pulling up this lady with pink and purple hair come up to me. 740 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,280 She said, you're here for the show. 741 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,240 What show? 742 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,680 I don't know what you're talking about. 743 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:08,800 Tell you what though, I got to bounce my eyes because you ain't wearing no bra. 744 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,440 I'll tell you this over here, Billy Bob. 745 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:17,520 I knew I was at the wrong place when there was nobody wearing no boots and no flannel church. 746 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,440 I ain't seen nobody with the can of skull and no Mountain Dew. 747 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,600 They're all drinking La Croix. 748 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,920 They said, I said, what is that? 749 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,480 And they said, it's some flavored water. 750 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,560 I said, if I want to drink flavored water, I drink me a Mountain Dew. 751 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,480 You said what La Croix? 752 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,480 I think that's what it said. 753 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,920 But they said it's like La Croix, like it's ranch or something. 754 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,160 I don't know why they're drinking that French water. 755 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,920 We got good old American water. 756 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:50,800 See, the liberal media, the liberal media's got us drinking water that's not from the US. 757 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,800 All I'm saying is water from the US, Miller Light. 758 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,920 That's what I got to say. 759 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,480 Water, Miller Light. 760 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:04,720 I really appreciate this beer and we're going to stop right now and have a beer spot, Miller Light now. 761 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:12,640 But anyways, I pulled down here the other day and I was expecting of a good turkey leg. 762 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,160 That's all I wanted from this whole deal. 763 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,760 They said it's something about a festival. 764 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,920 I was thinking rides and all this other stuff and the turkey leg. 765 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,120 I can't even get back. 766 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:28,880 I knew what Luke comes when I seen some dude wearing some braids, singing some songs. 767 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,680 I said, who is this? 768 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,800 They said, it's the weekend. 769 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,920 I said, no, it's not. 770 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,040 It's Wednesday. 771 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,520 A weekend's coming up in three days. 772 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,360 They said, no, that's the weekend. 773 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,120 I said, I heard you the first time. 774 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,440 I may look stupid, but I'm not deaf. 775 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,360 All I'm saying is they must be smoking all that pot. 776 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:50,480 I keep smelling that skunk around here and I know it ain't a skunk. 777 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,760 I know the difference. 778 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,320 You remember old Tommy from back there in Leeville. 779 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,360 You know what he did? 780 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,320 He used to do that same thing and it smelled just like that. 781 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,680 I know what that is. 782 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,560 See what it is. 783 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,240 They're all on drugs around here. 784 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,440 That's what it is. 785 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:05,920 Yep. 786 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,320 Seen all these hippies around here. 787 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,600 Got that Logan Paul fella, that Jake Paul fella. 788 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,480 I said, boy, give me one lucky punch. 789 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,160 I'll knock both of you out right here. 790 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,160 You ain't met a good old Southern boy. 791 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,280 Good old Southern boy. 792 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,520 Knock your little candy behind that. 793 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,200 All I'm saying is that little Ben Askern ain't got nothing on me. 794 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,200 He ain't been down where I've been. 795 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,680 He don't know how to swing on somebody. 796 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,600 You ever met Roy in big country? 797 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,200 No, that's my cousin. 798 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,440 I know how to beat somebody up just like him. 799 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,200 Well, I'll tell you what, Bill Bob. 800 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,680 This is a good, let's get on out of here and go down to the Daytona 500. 801 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,240 I say let's get in the trailer and get on. 802 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,160 That was our improv segment. 803 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,720 Good times. 804 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,040 I've never been to Coachella. 805 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,880 I don't even know who performs at Coachella. 806 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,680 I've just heard of. 807 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,800 All I know is, yeah, it's a festival. 808 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,680 That's all I know. 809 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,920 Well, we're going to move into our E. Claire. 810 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,440 That's our positive advice. 811 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,160 And I think it's your turn to go first. 812 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,120 It is my turn. 813 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,880 So this week for our E. Claire, so naturally when we were talking about the, uh, what fries 814 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:14,240 my donuts, as you could tell, there's been a funeral that I've attended. 815 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,560 But the biggest thing through all this time that I've realized is even in the worst of 816 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:26,880 times you can cling to the small things, you know, when it's even hardest, it sounds dumb. 817 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,200 But at the same time, you can cling to things like, oh man, I just got this pillowcase out 818 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,360 of the dryer and I put it on the pillow. 819 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,960 Man, isn't that nice? 820 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:40,480 You could really grab onto the small things in life and sometimes it's the small things 821 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,520 that'll make you happy. 822 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,960 Mine is a little bit different. 823 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:48,080 And Micah and I were kind of talking about this this week, but be grateful for the people, uh, 824 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:54,240 in your life, uh, that have been removed from your life or the people that maybe have been 825 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:59,120 crappy to you because guess what? Now that you've seen what crappy people look like, 826 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,480 it's easier to spot those traits and qualities in other people. 827 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,320 And Micah and I have both been talking about this. 828 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,240 We're, we're glad that for some of the things that we've went through and some of the crappy 829 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:13,600 people that we've encountered because it's helped us, uh, spot out crappy qualities in other people. 830 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,360 And I can say this for myself and I'm pretty sure you can say this for you too. 831 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,840 I used to be very trusting, like very naive, very trusting of people, 832 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,240 but now it's been a little bit easier to, I guess, discern, call it gift of prophecy, 833 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:31,760 God gift or whatever, but to discern when somebody is not being 100% honest with you 834 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,520 and they're not out for the best intentions. 835 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,360 So be grateful that God removed those people from your life because, uh, 836 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,840 they weren't good for you and be thankful for the lessons that you learned. 837 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,360 And if he takes out the trash, leave him by the trash can. 838 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,560 Don't pick him back up. 839 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,520 And speaking of trash can, that's a great segment into our, not segment, 840 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,200 segue into our TV trash can dot com. 841 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:58,720 So tell them about TV trash can dot com TV trash can dot com that TV trash can dot com. 842 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,160 You know what that reminded me of when you stuttered on the dot com. 843 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,840 It remember, it reminded me, see, I'm over here stuttered now that I'm, 844 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,040 I can't talk mess with that. 845 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:07,760 It happened into me. 846 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:15,520 But it reminds me of a certain video that we did that happens to be on a TV trash can dot com 847 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,320 from like, what was that now 12, 13 years ago now? 848 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,720 www. 849 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:23,280 Yeah. 850 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,160 I said like five W's, but also on the first episode, 851 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,440 bike had kind of stuttered a little bit. 852 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,760 He was like, welcome to the donut bubble box podcast. 853 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,360 And I was like, oh yeah. 854 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,160 Yeah, I did. 855 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,920 Yeah, I did. 856 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,400 You're right. 857 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,040 But anyways, TV trash can dot com. 858 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,840 Go check it out. 859 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,880 We got plenty of videos. 860 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,760 We got some of our original content on there from a long time ago. 861 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,680 It's pretty darn funny. 862 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,920 I enjoy going back and watching it. 863 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,360 I wish we had some of our other stuff from back in the day, 864 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,280 but hey, is what it is. 865 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,400 Cameras get lost. 866 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,760 Computers get viruses. 867 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,480 Things happen. 868 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,440 But we appreciate all you guys, YouTube, Facebook, all that good jazz. 869 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,000 All right. 870 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,960 Well, we're going to take this donut box out to the trash. 871 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:07,680 I'm Chris. 872 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,640 And I'm Michael. 873 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:13,520 And this is the donut box podcast.