1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Trash Can presents the ultimate country rap gold collection with such classics as 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,000 I like my beat down low and my top let back 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,000 You see me riding 24's with a chopper on the back 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 And then we speed it up to such classics as 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 If there's blood on that money then I'll still count it 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 If there's blood on that money then I'll still count it 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:33,000 And who could forget I'm so hood Where are my pants below my waist 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I'm so hood When it dance up in this place 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I'm so hood You and your man is playing in the hate 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I'm so hood And who could forget Gold all of my chain 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Gold all of my rain Gold all of my watch 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Don't believe me just watch 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:04,000 You can now pre-order your one of a time classics for only $999 and get a bonus CD free 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Hi, I'm Chris And I'm Micah 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 And this is the Donut Box Podcast 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Don't forget to call that 800 number and order that CD 17 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Well, buddy, we are on our 17th episode of season 2 18 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And that means we have been doing 69 episodes here on the Donut Box Podcast, man 19 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 It's crazy 20 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Actually, I was listening to the Bibleman football and I don't remember what the other name was 21 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Watergun? I think it was Watergun 22 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Yeah, the Watergun 23 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:53,000 And we recorded that one a year ago, you know, since I guess today, a year ago today 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 So looking at it, man, it is our number one most listened to episode 25 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 And I was going back and listening to it and I was like, wow, just to see how far we've come 26 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Both in life and on this podcast 27 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 It's very interesting to go back and listen 28 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,000 So all I'm saying is we should be expected like killer numbers for this 29 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Got it, got it, okay 30 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Exactly, man 31 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I was sitting there listening to it and I was thinking like 32 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:20,000 On the episode we're talking about how we are at 17 episodes already 33 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 And how we're almost to 20 34 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 And just now we're at 69, almost to 70, it's amazing 35 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Chris, don't say that number, sir 36 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 You need to get your mind out of the gutter, mister 37 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I'm gonna pray for you 38 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 But welcome to the Donut Box Podcast, if you're a brand new listener, welcome 39 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Thank you to all of our listeners in Canada, in Maryland, in Virginia 40 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:47,000 In Nashua, in Florida, Georgia, Texas, Ohio, Nebraska, Kansas 41 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Also in Ireland, Belgium, Belgium's been like our A1 since day one 42 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 They have been great listeners 43 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 You have old Brussels, Singapore 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 So thank all of you guys, we are thankful for your support 45 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 And we're gonna jump right into our first segment, which is the old fashioned donut 46 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 And Micah, tell them what we got for them today 47 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I'm gonna let you know this is part of our recent history 48 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 So the best part about having a friendship and keeping it going is that 49 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 You always be making memories, right? 50 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 So this actually happened, what's it been now? 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 I think it's been, it hasn't been quite a year, right? 52 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 It's been, I think, probably eight or nine months since this has happened 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 I'll have to look at the exact date, I'm trying to think 54 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,000 But we went to an event, Chris, just a little bit about him 55 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 If you haven't been able to tell 56 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 He's been getting into wrestling, good bit, which is cool 57 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Happy for his new hobby and everything like that 58 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 But we had even talked about before he had got into wrestling 59 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 About going to dwarf wrestling 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Because we thought, man, that would be really cool 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 And there was an opportunity that we had 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 And we just ended up missing it 63 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 And so we said, alright, the next time it happens, we're definitely gonna go 64 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Like, we're definitely gonna hit it up 65 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Well, they end up coming to San Antonio 66 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Where I'm living at right now, in the area 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 And so I was like, Chris, you gotta come down here, man 68 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 And we gotta do this thing 69 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 And they were offering ringside VIP seats 70 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 So we were like, heck, yeah, let's get on board with that 71 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Funny enough as well, my fiance's grandfather, we're hanging out 72 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 And he's a cool guy, he's in his 80s 73 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:27,000 And I was just with Spitball, and I was talking about going to dwarf wrestling with my friend 74 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 And he's met Chris before, bikes the guy a lot 75 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 And I said, well, you know, would you want to go with us? 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 And to my surprise, he said, yeah 77 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 So here we are, rolling up to this joint 78 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,000 And just to set the scene for you, it was at this bar 79 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 And I'm gonna, I'll call it out, why not? 80 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 It was called Dahlia's Country Nights 81 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 And it was actually on Bar Rescue, the show, if you want to watch that 82 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Wild episode, I'll just let you know that 83 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 We ended up going to this place 84 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:59,000 And it was kind of a restaurant slash barbecue restaurant 85 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,000 And like, the bar was on the other side, and there was a wall in between 86 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Well, the wrestling was gonna happen at this barbecue restaurant 87 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 And when we showed up, you know, all band of us, three of us, you know 88 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Chris, myself, Megan's grandfather, we rolled into that mug like, yeah, we're looking for a fight 89 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 No, I'm joking, that's not how it went 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 But we went in there, they weren't organized at all, were they, Chris? 91 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 No, they weren't organized, there was no one taking tickets 92 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:29,000 It said that the event opened at 7, and they were still trying to clear out the restaurant 93 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 And they were also trying to set up the seats 94 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 And we were like, well, we want to make sure we get a good seat 95 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 And I remember they set up the chairs and we just sat there 96 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 But Noah took tickets, though it even checks, I was like 97 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I don't know how they know who paid and who didn't pay, but that's beside the point 98 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I didn't really know what to expect, I don't think Michael really knew what to expect 99 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:56,000 We thought we were gonna go there just to laugh at the dwarves and have some good times and good fun 100 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,000 And so we get there and we're sitting first row ringside 101 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 And then the first match of the night, a guy named Justin comes out 102 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:13,000 And then a guy named Boombox comes out and he's this short little black guy from Jacksonville, Florida 103 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Here, all I'm gonna say, or it's like Fort Myers or something, he's from Florida 104 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:22,000 All I know is that's definitely my favorite character by far of that wrestling circuit 105 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 I'm just gonna let you know that he was definitely my favorite 106 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Even from that very moment, I was like, oh yeah, this the guy I'm rooting for all the time 107 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yes, and so during the match, of course, they're doing the moves and stuff like that 108 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Very amateur wrestling, I will say that, but it's okay 109 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:45,000 And I just remember that Boombox kicked Justin out of the ring 110 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:53,000 And Justin started trying to grind on my lap because he kicked Justin literally right into my lap 111 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:58,000 And so Justin gets up, he starts grinding on my lap, I'm like, bro, what are you doing? 112 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 So we shove him back into the ring and they're taking the fight outside the ring 113 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:10,000 And Justin takes the people that are sitting like two seats down from us, takes their beer, chugs it and then hits Boombox over the head 114 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 They bring out cake pans and wet floor signs and all that good stuff 115 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 And then Boombox gets kicked out of the ring and we gotta go help Boombox 116 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,000 And Boombox falls into my lap, so it was crazy, I caught two dwarfs 117 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Yeah, it was fantastic and the second match comes up and it was more lucha libre 118 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 But listen, these guys weren't dwarfs, these were grown men 119 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Like, I think one of them was at least six foot, the hero of it, I think he was called the Silver Tiger 120 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 And then the other one, I don't know what we called him, we just booed him the entire time 121 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:49,000 The whole match is playing out and of course, if you know wrestling, there's a good guy and a bad guy 122 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:55,000 And there's a storyline that normally plays out and normally the bad guy will kind of have his run of tyranny as you will 123 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 And then the good guy ends up swooping in at the end, kicking his behind and finishing the thing 124 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Remember how I said something about my fiancé's in the 80's grandfather, so we're sitting there 125 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:10,000 And at this point, they're out of the ring, and us being front row, and when we say front row 126 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I'm talking like you can touch the ring with your hand, like you don't even have to lean, like you can just touch it 127 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:21,000 It's right there, being unorganized as they were, they literally set up all these chairs super close 128 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Like way closer than they probably should have, because they couldn't even really move around the front of this ring 129 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:32,000 But anyways, they're in front of this ring, and I mean this guy is right in line of her grandfather 130 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:39,000 And so here comes the bad guy with the wet floor sign, and we just kind of see it coming of, okay, he's going to get walloped in the head 131 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:47,000 And this guy's about to fall on him, and I'll just, you know, I mean, being in your 80's, mobility is already a problem 132 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 The man uses a cane, and we're not trying to get the guy to go to the hospital 133 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:59,000 I mean, we literally had to catch that six foot dude pretty much from falling into him, and like had to push him into the crowd 134 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And I felt sorry for the lady, we kind of pushed her, pushed him into, but you know 135 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Yeah, I felt bad also for the people whose beer got stolen from the first match, because the second match came 136 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:17,000 And then their beer got stolen again to use for some kind of beer trick, and then, yeah, and that definitely happened 137 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:26,000 And then the third match, third and final match, it was like kind of a four way where all the wrestlers come in, and it's a big royal rumble thing 138 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:37,000 And the only thing that sucked was they did the finishing move where the guy was on the outside of the ring, and the main guy did a like swanton dive into the crowd 139 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 But it was on the opposite side of us, so we didn't get to catch him, and it was crazy 140 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:50,000 And there was also some drunk guy that was there, and he kept throwing like candy, like, or stuff, and there was this big antler like chandelier in the middle of it 141 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:57,000 And the guys wrestlers almost like kept hitting their head on it, but he kept throwing like candy into the chandelier, and he was being very obnoxious 142 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Yeah, and there was even one point he came out and kind of spread his arms and just like screamed like a banshee just randomly 143 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 It was very interesting 144 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:15,000 It was definitely not a kid friendly show or kid friendly place, I mean it was a bar, but we went back and watched the Bar Rescue episode on Course Bar Rescue 145 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:20,000 And we saw it, and we were like, hey, this place looks a lot bigger on TV, but it was actually pretty small 146 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Yeah, it wasn't that big, in fact, I was surprised the fire marshals were allowing that many people in such a small area 147 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I mean there was at least 200 people in a space probably designed for, you know, 50, 50 to 75, so it wasn't great 148 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:42,000 But it was, what the fun part about the entire thing was being able to yell and scream and, you know, be animated in it 149 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:49,000 And I would say that was, because we have, and we'll talk about these some other time, but we've been to a few others of their shows 150 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:55,000 And I will say that was probably the liveliest crowd of them all, like yelling and screaming wise 151 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:01,000 And so it was pretty fun, but that Bar Rescue episode, we actually saw the owner there 152 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:07,000 She was part of the, you know, people putting it all together, and I'll just, I just have to say this 153 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I love her grandfather, Death, and this is part of the reason that I, you know, love hanging out with him 154 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:21,000 If you watch that Bar Rescue episode, when I say it's wild, you know, she allows people to take shots at a place that you're not meant to take shots out of at one point 155 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:28,000 And I showed him that episode, and his response, she didn't do that while we were there 156 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,000 He wanted to see it in person, but anyways, that was the time that we went to Dwarf Wrestling 157 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 It was, it was really fun though 158 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And this is where I'm going to plug the website, because we have a video on the website 159 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Dwarf Wrestling part one and part two on the website TVTrashCan.com or on our YouTube 160 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:54,000 So go check it out, go watch it right now, and it's got a bunch of footage, so literally you can hear our words and then see what it looked like 161 00:11:54,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Alright, well we are going to move into our next segment, which is the Jelly Donut, and that's our jail report 162 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Who do you think private piled? Sir Jelly Donut, sir! A Jelly Donut! 163 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Michael, what do you have for us on the jail report? 164 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:13,000 You know I always got good stuff for the jail report, so we have a few, and Chris, I got to have some opinions on this 165 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,000 I just don't even understand, and I didn't, I didn't think that this was loud, but anyways 166 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:24,000 This person was arrested for a drunk driving incident at DUI, so how it works here in the United States court wise 167 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 You can be arrested, sure, but you'll have your day in court, um, typically at another time 168 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Well, she was released from jail, and what did she go on Facebook and comment, and she said, or she, you know, made a post 169 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:44,000 And she said, my dumb behind got arrested for DUI and I hit a car, because she did hit a car, she ran into the back of one 170 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:52,000 And so that didn't go down very well, and apparently the judge somehow was tipped off by the young lady's social media account 171 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:59,000 In the post that she had made, and so not only was she, um, she had to serve 48 hours for that charge 172 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Which I don't know what the charge was, and then the court also ordered her to delete her Facebook account 173 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Which I didn't think was a thing that they could do, but 174 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Wow, that's really interesting, they ordered her to delete her Facebook account? 175 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:20,000 I'm wondering if this is another country, because some of these jail stories are from, not from the United States 176 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I'm wondering if maybe that's, you know, because maybe other places they can order you to delete your Facebook account 177 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:32,000 But if I'm not mistaken, I don't think they can do that in the United States court for something like that 178 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I don't think they can either 179 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,000 But it is a reputable source here, the website, so it's, uh, well known 180 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:44,000 The next one, an entire courtroom is jailed for a mobile phone ringing 181 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:52,000 So apparently this judge had enough, and held everybody in contempt of court after he had told repeatedly 182 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:57,000 And they said there was at least 14 occasions where a phone went off in the courtroom 183 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Uh, not all by the same person, so it was 14 different occasions during this courtroom hearing 184 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And so apparently the 13th time he said one more time in every single person in this, and this is the quote 185 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Everyone is going to jail, every single person is going to jail in this courtroom unless, um, unless you silence your phones 186 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 One more time and everyone goes to jail 187 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:26,000 True to his word, once another person's phone went off, he literally sent everybody to jail for contempt of court 188 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 So 32 of them posted bail and then 14 of them were unable to post bail 189 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 So they had to spend some days in the county jail 190 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Wow, I understand he's the judge and he has control over his courtroom, but that is like a little bit extreme 191 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:47,000 But I also understand like the amount of, uh, annoyance that that causes because you're trying to hold a courtroom and people's phones are going out 192 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Just silence your phone, that should be like a common courtesy thing 193 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I'm gonna break off here, I know this is the jail report, not what fries my donuts, but we're gonna talk about this for a second too 194 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Um, being a man of the clergy, a man of the cloth over there, sir 195 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Um, let's ask this question, how often do you have phones go off and how annoying is that? 196 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:12,000 To be honest with you, man, I mean, I only really deal with the kids, so I'm not in the main service 197 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000 But I will say that it is at least once a, once a service, I will say that much 198 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Because I was, I was at a funeral unfortunately just the other day and, I mean, we had three or four times that cell phones went off during a funeral 199 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:38,000 So it was just, wow, um, I just, I just wanted to ask, because every time I've been in church, especially in the day and age where everybody has phones, it seems like it's a thing 200 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Um, okay, next story, we have a guy, hey, shout out Florida, you know, I'm gonna take a moment to love on Florida a little bit 201 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I love Florida because they give us great stories and they don't spare any, um, any detail in it at all 202 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:58,000 So it starts off, a man drunk in a trailer park in South Florida 203 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Um, don't you know there's an alligator involved? 204 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,000 So he decides, what am I going to do? He thought the alligator was dead for some reason 205 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:13,000 So he decided, I'm going to try to play golf off of its head 206 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 What in the world? 207 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:21,000 So essentially what happened, I don't, you know, reading the story, I don't think the man was just drunk 208 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:26,000 You know, Florida also has like bath salt issues, maybe some bath salt or something, I'm not sure 209 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:37,000 But he wanted to play golf off of this guy's head, so he pulled out, um, according to the police report, pulled out a nine iron and proceeded to put a ball right on top of the alligator's head 210 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 At this point, a few neighbors had seen what was going on, so then they became a commotion and they called the police 211 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:48,000 At this point, the alligator was awoke by all the noise and everything that was going on and tried to get away 212 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:59,000 And the police report said he chased him down the street, repeatedly swinging towards his head, even though the ball had fallen off of his head, or the alligator's head, down the street 213 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:05,000 So he was just swinging at an alligator, luckily the alligator I guess was spooked and just wanted to get out of there 214 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:10,000 He ended up going to jail for public intoxication, reckless endangerment of an animal 215 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Well, when they say alcohol improves, or impairs your judgment, not improves your judgment, impairs your judgment, that is very true 216 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Cause my man went after an alligator, like just full on swing it, I'd be scared to even get within five feet of an alligator dude 217 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 And that dude just went out there with a swing at it 218 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I'm telling you, what did this guy have? I'm curious of what this guy drank to be that brave, I mean that was pretty uh 219 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Bro, he drank some shots of four loco, bro 220 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:44,000 So police were called to this prominent place here to report a suspicious coin 221 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:49,000 And essentially what ended up happening was, it was an elaborate joke 222 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Apparently somebody called around 5pm and said, there's a suspicious coin that is going around different businesses in this area 223 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Trying to tip off police towards, I guess, fake money, right? 224 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:12,000 And essentially it was supposed to be a $1 coin, but it's one of these special minted $1 coins to where yes it's worth a dollar 225 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:20,000 But it's all silver or whatever to where they were trying to say no, it's actually worth like a hundred, cause it's a specialty coin 226 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,000 So police show up and of course they're investigating everything, it was a quarter 227 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:33,000 And when they asked about it, because when the police showed up and kept asking, okay where is this coin, where is this coin, who's seen this coin 228 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Nobody knew what they were talking about, so they went to the source of the call and said where is this coin 229 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000 And they came out of the back room according to the police report with a quarter 230 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000 So they were just pranking 911 or is that what they were doing? 231 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:54,000 That's what they said in the report, they said it was supposed to be an elaborate joke and it was supposed to be a pun of some sort 232 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:01,000 But police were baffled and quite frankly so am I, I'm not really sure what the joke was supposed to be 233 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:08,000 A suspicious coin and then it's like it was a quarter, ha ha ha ha ha, I'm assuming is kind of what they were saying 234 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000 But they ended up going to jail for making a false call to police 235 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Oh yeah, I'd be mad man, if I like spent all that time investigating, you're wasting my time when I could be out there doing other duties 236 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Or helping someone that's really in danger, like that's stupid 237 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:29,000 It just, here's one that I think was really really crazy 238 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:38,000 So a caller called in at this particular police department and they said that somebody is screaming help from their porch 239 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000 And they can hear them screaming help somewhere so police shows up and everything like that 240 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:48,000 And I guess this officer was not in a great move because when they found who was screaming help 241 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:54,000 It was not a person but a cat that was yelling in the back and it just sounded like it was help, help, help 242 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,000 They arrested the lady for again making a false report to police 243 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Well did she actually know it was a cat or did she genuinely in good faith think it was a person 244 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I think in good faith it was a, she thought it was a person but at the same time it's hard to tell 245 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:19,000 It doesn't say anything further than that but at the same time I would be pretty mad if it was one of those things where they arrested 246 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Arrested me for you know just trying to help somebody else out but I don't know like you said context kind of changes 247 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Yeah I would agree with you because it's like if I in good faith thought somebody was having a hard time and it turned out to be a cat 248 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Then what if it's an old person they can't really hear that well they might think it's someone asking for help or crying for help 249 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000 I'll be 100% honest with you where I live there's a lot of feral cats around and sometimes they'll be fighting stuff 250 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And it does sound like people fighting like it sounds like two people fighting sometimes if it's just in certain situations 251 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Out of the question 252 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Alright so last one here there was a woman and this was in New York who hopped into a zoo in closure 253 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:16,000 The lion zoo in closure and she decided she was going to dance as a TikTok prank or one of these TikTok 254 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Oh yeah I've heard about these things 255 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:28,000 So a woman hops into the Bronx Zoo attempts to do a dance with the back facing the lion in which the zoo had to take action 256 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:36,000 And of course tranquilized the lion because the lion was taking a posture of defense essentially 257 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,000 And I can imagine you only see certain people and things like that and this woman if you've ever been to the zoo 258 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,000 These enclosures normally they have this weird moat thing around them and all sorts of stuff 259 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:56,000 So I can only imagine you jump over this fence with this big cat it must be thinking and then all of a sudden you start dancing at the thing 260 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:07,000 And I can imagine but apparently it doesn't say which charges she was faced with but she was charged with five separate felonies 261 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Here's my thing man and this might be sound controversial but why do we tranquilize the lion to save this person 262 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:25,000 If this person is being dumb and encroaching in the lion's house and you're going to take out the lion to save this person 263 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:30,000 So we're letting this person live that's natural selection to me bro that is natural selection 264 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Imagine if you were at your job and a big lion comes charging into your job in your workplace and then they tranquilize you to save the lion 265 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:48,000 How would that make you feel? That person is I'm sorry but that person does not belong to society 266 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:56,000 I'm telling you it's the same thing and it is controversial but I feel the same way it's the same thing with the whole Harambe stuff 267 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:01,000 And you know how we feel about that or you know Chris knows how I feel about that I know how Chris feels about that we'll move on 268 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:10,000 But it's just it's so dumb and especially this isn't one fries by donuts but TikTok has really started some really dumb stuff 269 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:17,000 And has made people do some really really like I thought doing it for the gram made people do some dumb stuff for a while 270 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 But some of the stuff that these people are doing for TikTok is just incredible 271 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000 But anyways man that's the jail report that's a jelly donut 272 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Alright I guess we're going to hop into the donut hole and it's your turn to do the donut hole and you said you got some good stuff and I don't even know what's coming so I'm already excited to see what you got 273 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Absolutely so we are going to do conspiracy theories we haven't done conspiracy theories in a bit and the last time we did conspiracy theories if I'm not mistaken 274 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Chris did them and you know I responded so now it's Chris's turn 275 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:57,000 We're going to go through some of these conspiracy theories and it's not the main ones that you know about you know like the Kennedy assassination 276 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:05,000 I always said no no no no we found some ones that are a little bit deeper than that and so we're going to discuss and see what what old Chris thinks about these 277 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 I'm just going to discuss 278 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:14,000 So the first thing about this I picked this one because we a little part about us we both own cats 279 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Can a cat parasite control your mind? 280 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:26,000 There is a conspiracy theory that a cat parasite can control your mind it's a single cell parasite called the toxoplasma gondi 281 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:33,000 And it can turn a normally risk adverse mouse into a bold cat seeking rodent and essentially it turns their brain 282 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Well that same parasite can also be according to the conspiracy theory be ingested by humans inadvertently in which the owners will be more inclined to do whatever the cat wants them to do 283 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:56,000 I'm usually on board with conspiracy theories but that one is a little far fetched for me that one is a way kind of out there in left field 284 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:09,000 I mean do you think cats are really controlling us? I don't think so do it's just the same with being a pet owner eventually we do what the pets want us to do because we treat them like our children if we want to take care of them 285 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:18,000 and sometimes we treat them better than humans but do I think that there is a cat parasite that can control your mind? 286 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 No I don't think so 287 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I don't either having a cat and I've had a cat now for about six years had a cat and you know I love my cat sure but a cat's a cat and they do what they want to do really and truly 288 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:51,000 and you know we give her food we house her we interact with her but for the most part she just does what she's going to do I don't really think that she controls us to do anything because I mean like Chris said as a pet owner you have to feed them 289 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:59,000 you have to give them water you have to do these things already or else they'll die so it's not like they're controlling you to be like give me food give me water 290 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:12,000 yeah I don't think there's a parasite that controls you because in my house my cats know I'm the boss and they know if they step out of line what's going to happen nothing bad like they're not going to get abused but I'm just saying like they know how to act right 291 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:35,000 so this also goes into why cats hate car rides apparently the this toxoplasma the single celled parasite that lives within cats and cats can give off tricks their mind into moving objects of a certain extent so you know how in cats I'm sure your cats have done this if they're overstimulated with something 292 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:53,000 it's literally you know their their eyes are kind of all over the place apparently car rides extremely overstimulate them and it's in the conspiracy theories because of this parasite but it then essentially gives the powers to make whoever is the host of the parasite on the back end like a zombie essentially 293 00:26:53,000 --> 00:27:03,000 like to where the cats can control them so it takes like a weird step further where it's like cats and car rides have something to do with it it's a it's an interesting conspiracy 294 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:10,000 dude whoever came up with that conspiracy was smoking too much dope that's that's what I think 295 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 they were tripping up they were tripping on something man 296 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I would tend to agree with you not a lot of that makes too much sense um anyways alright so the next one this one is a very interesting one um so have you ever heard of tartaria or the kingdom of tartaria 297 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:46,000 the name sounds familiar this is incredibly incredibly interesting that there was a kingdom in the 1800s that a disaster wiped out and it was the one of the most advanced civilizations in the world and this event was called the mud flood and essentially this mud you know it was essentially kind of a landslide there were some 298 00:27:46,000 --> 00:28:05,000 mountains and essentially it buried the ground level homes and buildings and then they had to build on top of that and all this other stuff anyways the this kingdom was actually so advanced that the civilization was thought to have brought democratic ideas in the early 299 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:27,000 1800s like modern democratic ideas um and then also modern architecture such as you know how we have doors and windows and things like that apparently windows were not a common thing in earlier architecture or at least to the common man until this kingdom at least this is what it says 300 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:43,000 here's the catch and here's why it's a conspiracy it was in the middle of Russia modern day Russia and so essentially what had happened was because of the communist era and everything that was going on and all the book burning and everything that happened there 301 00:28:43,000 --> 00:29:04,000 it's hard to tell if these things were actually true or is this just all legend like you know the city of Atlantis or something like that was it actually the source of all this you know essentially breeding of the civilization and also modern way of thinking and things like that 302 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:26,000 so is there any historical or archaeological evidence or is it just legend that suggests that this kingdom existed they say that there are things like there's an old timey black and white photo where there's people digging and there's a an old steam shovel and it was if you've ever you heard of a it was a very early rudimentary 303 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:52,000 way of taking photographs have you ever heard of the I think it's called like the cannon hole theory where it's basically there's a hole in a can and there's some you put a few mirrors in there and it reflects and there's a particular kind of paper and essentially if you leave that can there for the entire day the sun will burn whatever image that is being projected by the mirrors onto that piece of paper and that was the earliest forms of photography 304 00:29:52,000 --> 00:30:13,000 apparently they found a old black and white photo of these men digging and based on the shovels and the archaeological you know things of the era they're thinking that yes that is proof that this did exist and this was the the area 305 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:42,000 because apparently the area or the the photo was representative after the mud flood happened and the survivors were cleaning up the damage what it really sounds like to me is it sounds like this story or conspiracy theory came out during the Cold War to make Russia look like it was a power house and Russia was ahead of the times and Russia was better than America because all this stuff that the Americans were doing Russia 306 00:30:42,000 --> 00:31:11,000 already thought of first that's what that sounds like to me I could be wrong but that's just my theory it's it's been tied to all sorts of things but it's all they're also saying now that tartary or tartaria could have also been associated with Mongolia some Chinese ties potentially Siberia which of course is deep Russia and then Central Asia areas but you know there's just a little bit of 307 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000 there's just the reason they're they're saying that this is 308 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:26,000 known is the pre 20th century maps that they have found the regions are just simply labeled as tartary 309 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:46,000 so they're saying that essentially this was the region these were the people that lived in the region but other than that nothing really is known so they could have been that advanced they might not have been that advanced it's not really but essentially it's weird to think because on the the back end of what you were saying 310 00:31:46,000 --> 00:32:10,000 what if it was Russia is sitting here going and trying to get everybody to buy into their communist ideals to the point where they covered this up to say no all the democracy ties everything that is leading to the modern era we don't want anything to do with that and so the book burning and a lot of the knowledge that was cast off during that time 311 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:29,000 was was to essentially get rid of a lot of that history so that they can just move forward with the communist manifesto they were going with I don't know man I don't I don't know if there was if there wasn't maybe there was a civilization there maybe it wasn't that advanced I don't know it's possible 312 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:53,000 I don't think we'll ever know I think I do believe that there was tartary because I mean it's on a map I do believe there was a mud flood at one point because these things have been you know probably passed down from time but how you know what we're talking about with all of this you know how advanced these things are I don't think we'll ever know if this is where a lot of these things came from it's a lot of hearsay 313 00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:06,000 all right so we're moving to our next one and this is our third and final one here maybe you've heard of this this is a more popular UFO one so you might have heard it 314 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,000 but did you know that there was a 315 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000 according this conspiracy there we have already had a battle with the aliens 316 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000 a battle with the aliens at one time 317 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:26,000 have you have you heard about that or anything along those lines of how we have already had a skirmish with aliens and UFOs 318 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 no I have not 319 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:37,000 okay so in 1942 there was something called the battle of LA you probably have seen or like heard of the movie and stuff and there's I think Pacific Rim and all this other stuff 320 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:50,000 but anyways the battle of Los Angeles so this happened on February the 24th of 1942 so you have to think we're in the middle of the world war we had just been brought in this was just several months after Pearl Harbor took place 321 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:58,000 you know this is February 24th it happened on December the 7th so the thing is 322 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:12,000 three in the morning essentially the west coast of California LA in particular was very very keen because of Japan's attack of okay are you know they're on high alert of any sort of attack coming 323 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:24,000 so the Coast Guard the Navy they have all these anti aircraft batteries and everything all on the coast while they found a unidentified flying objects flying in the sky around 3am 324 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:35,000 the beginning of the attack started at 415am when the military fired 1400 rounds because it looks like it hovered over the air for about an hour because they said they found it at 3am 325 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:44,000 it's been hovering 415 the military fired 1400 rounds of 12.8 pound anti aircraft artillery and that's big stuff 326 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I mean that's you know think about that 12.8 pounds of exploding ammunition pretty much getting shot at you I mean that's that's a big amount of explosive 327 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:07,000 and they shot 1400 of those the object kept moving along from Santa Monica to Long Beach and seemed to have had no damage done by the barrage of shells that were fired at the UFO 328 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:16,000 there were thousands of witnesses you know the US military said that it was a weather balloon as they would normally say about UFOs and things at that time 329 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:31,000 but all the evidence shows that it wasn't US or Japanese at the time all the witnesses including a lot of the military that was in the area said that it was something they had never seen before 330 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:42,000 triangular shape and there are plenty of footages for it you can see even the website that I'm on has plenty of newspaper clippings and things along those lines 331 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:53,000 also has you know photos of it with all the spotlights you know how it is with all the spotlights on the object and all the rounds being fired at it in black and white 332 00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:02,000 so Chris let me ask you do you think we had our first little battle with a with aliens on that occasion 333 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:12,000 I don't think so man I think it was another country I always think anytime a flying object or UFO I think it is from another country 334 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:25,000 or maybe even from our own country because they have been our country like to put it to your perspective like before we had the cell phones that we have now the government has had a 20 years before 335 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:40,000 so I think that like I think that it's a whether it's our government another people's government it was just the government had advanced technology that no one had ever seen before it could have been Russia it could have been Germany it could have been anybody 336 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I think that's what I think of when I think of UFO is because the government is so far in advance like I'm sure they already have flying cars by now the government already has them 337 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Oh absolutely it's one of those things of realizing hey like I it's from a government 338 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:11,000 prime example they were testing drones in the early 90s and look at what's mainstream now how long has that been 25 30 years so the thing is you know they they're going to have it first and then it's going to come on to the market 339 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:25,000 a lot of this stuff is not new items and in the 40s listen there was a lot of testing going on there was a lot of new that our government was trying to put out to be able to fight the powers that be during that world war 340 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:35,000 anyways man those are the conspiracy theories pretty pretty crazy stuff those are a little out there yeah interesting I'd never heard any of those before so that's that's a good deal 341 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:54,000 cool man well let's move into our next segment which is what fries my donuts yes what fries your donuts buddy I know this is going to fry your donuts too and it's going to fry 95% of the people that are listening donuts because if you know one you work with one 342 00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:12,000 and if you don't know when to work with one you probably are one but I hate people that suck up I hate people that kiss up in a work environment and these are the people that do the least amount of work they kiss the bosses but a million times and they're the ones that get the promotions 343 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:32,000 and I have to ask the question are they just that good at sucking up and the bosses don't really know how bad of a worker they are or are the bosses egos that big that any kind of sucking up they love is it that they have no clue what that person does on a day to day basis and the person in conjunction with sucking up 344 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:41,000 literally you know the boss doesn't know the people all they have to do is put up a good front and it makes them look great to where it's like yeah this guy's wonderful yeah I know people 345 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:57,000 they show up late to work heck sometimes they don't even show up to work but yet they get promoted and they get elevated to the highest positions they get pay raises they're not a team player they don't do most of the work that the team's doing 346 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:13,000 they do the least amount of work but they're the ones that are getting the promoted the boss and I have to wonder is it because that the boss is like oh well all of my hard workers I have to leave in these positions then they have to be the ones that turn the cranks and I can't promote them or otherwise this 347 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:42,000 this medial stuff won't get done well I just don't know but it just really fries my donuts I think so man I really think that's what it is because a lot of the times you know I've been skipped over for promotions and things like that I've had that happen as well and a lot of the times that's what it is is we can't take you out right now because your department or wherever you are would fall apart in the transition because we know how hard of a job it is and we don't think anybody else can do it but you so we're going to leave you out 348 00:39:42,000 --> 00:40:08,000 so we're going to leave you here but that's exactly what it is they're leaving you here you're not progressing and they're going to promote Joe Schmoe because they kissed up to the boss and they went and played golf they literally do no work but they're being buddy buddy with with the boss and they're doing all these things and I'm just sitting here and I'm like this is not right like it's not right at all and it you can't tell me that it doesn't happen at every company because it does 349 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:33,000 every company every position every it's really dumb because I was I was going to make the joke when you were saying this I was like Chris I didn't know you started at my company when did that happen but seriously not it happens everywhere to the point where it just doesn't make any sense because that's why it really makes me think a lot of times like you must not know what we do on a daily basis or you must not know how this is really running like the people on top that be promoting all these foods like I know that there's really many people out there that are not here and there's a lot of people that are not here and need to be able to make money and that's just a good deal 350 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,620 how this is really running. Like the people on top that be promoting all these 351 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:40,440 foods. Like I know that they're nice people. I know that they're you know 352 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,640 probably great people but that doesn't mean anything and that a lot of the time 353 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,320 oh I'm gonna break off on a side note here. You know what else drives me nuts 354 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,720 too? When people get promoted people like that get promoted because they've been 355 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:57,480 there for 20 or 30 years. Being there 20 30 years doesn't make them a good 356 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,840 leader and a lot of the times they'll promote them to a leadership position 357 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,200 where people are underneath them. Time does not make you a good leader. No it 358 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:10,000 doesn't either and so maybe it's just the fact that the bosses don't know that 359 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,300 that person isn't working. Maybe that person is such a good suck-up that they 360 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:17,080 make themselves look like they're working when they're really not but man it 361 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:21,280 really drives me nuts because I'm like why am I putting in the effort but 362 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:27,400 here's the thing that person can slack off till till the sun turns blue and if I 363 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:33,120 slack off once if I just slack off one time then I'm gonna get chewed out and 364 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,920 then written up so I don't oh yeah if you if you take your liberties it makes no 365 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,880 sense if you take your liberties that oh I'm so disappointed in you and you know 366 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,520 I've even had it happen in life where you're like really because Joe Schmo he 367 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,880 takes off every other day he literally laughs in your face and you don't care 368 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,280 and it's just like yeah but that's Joe Schmo I know you and you're different and 369 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,240 you're better than that and it's just like wait a second you're holding me on 370 00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:00,960 different standards than this other guy exactly but that's all I got for that it 371 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,800 just really annoys me but we're gonna hop into our mystery donut unless you got 372 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,080 something else you want to add to being a kiss-up 373 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,920 nah man they can anyways they can kiss it but that's what they're good that's what 374 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,280 they love to do you're just inviting them to do something they love yeah 375 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,680 absolutely you know what I always think of this is my last note on this but what 376 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,560 I always think of when somebody's kissing up I always just want to walk up to 377 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,640 him and say hey there's a little bit of poop on your nose so bad we're gonna 378 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,640 move into our mystery donut which is our improv segment I think we're gonna play 379 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:37,480 the story game where Wicah's gonna tell a part of the story and then I'm gonna add 380 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:42,440 on so so it's a little different this week we've been exploring some different 381 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,400 you know improv games and things like that so we're gonna do story time but 382 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:52,840 what we're going to do is we have in a hat how many words we can say during this 383 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,960 story so Chris and I will only have a certain number of words that we can 384 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,440 contribute to the story at one time so you're ready to pull out of the hat and 385 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:05,440 see how many words each one of us gets yep I'm ready all right so I go I'm first 386 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,520 okay I have three words so I can only say three words at a time and Chris only 387 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:16,000 can say two words at a time so we're gonna tell a story we also have a 388 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,840 subject so what what subject do you think we should do here let's see the 389 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:29,240 situation that came up there let's do going on a road trip going on a road 390 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,200 trip okay let's do it 391 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:39,320 John and Lucy went down to the creek bend where they went for a swim the next 392 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:46,360 day they decided that they wanted to definitely eat popcorn all day long they 393 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,480 went to the movies and ordered cocktails and food the movie was really bad because 394 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:58,680 it had Matthew McConaughey as a spaceman they then went to the bar and 395 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:08,320 Christina Aguilera said why me because I wrote that song that was a hit all 20 396 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:16,840 years ago today then they decided to make banana bread and potentially a chocolate 397 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:24,880 cake Christina then did the truffle shuffle all the way home the end I used 398 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:30,560 my last two words to say the end all right we go we are gonna go to our last 399 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:35,200 segment which is our eclair that's our positive ice and I'll go first so this 400 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,000 is not talking about anybody in particular so I have to preface that but 401 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000 this is just kind of a warning just be very careful about who you put in a good 402 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,600 word for whether that be at work whether that be in any social situation and I 403 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,920 know that Michael can attest to this too because I've been in so many situations 404 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,200 where I'm like hey man like are you looking for a job just put my name down 405 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,200 as a reference I'll put a good word in for you and then that person does a 406 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,400 terrible job and then you look like a bad person so unless you know that person 407 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,440 really really well if you're gonna put in a good word for them I would say only 408 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,920 know that person really really well because if you put in a good word for 409 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,920 somebody or try to get somebody hired on most of the time they're gonna burn you 410 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,080 and you're gonna look bad in the end so that's just my little cautionary advice 411 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:28,440 for you yeah take that take the words and don't do the actions because it's 412 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:34,360 really really terrible when that person doesn't work out alright so mine is to 413 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:41,680 remember to pay it forward so a lot of times it's really really easy to drive 414 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:46,280 past certain situations or you see certain things happening and it's like 415 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,360 man that sucks for them even though you could full-on help them you're like I'm 416 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,680 busy I got other time I got other things to do I got whatever there's always a 417 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,480 million things to to not help somebody in need but you know when you're also in 418 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,280 those moments when you're in need when the car needs a jump when your tires 419 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:08,480 flat when those when somebody you know you need somebody to block traffic for 420 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,160 you because you accidentally ran out of gas and now you're in the middle of the 421 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,120 road like stuff like that there are people out there I would I tell you this 422 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,280 much every single time something like that has happened to me I've had a random 423 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,560 stranger there to help me you know they didn't ask any questions and I will say 424 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,600 this Texas is a lot better about that some states you won't get anybody to 425 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,960 help you but Texas you have a lot of people that will help you but all I'm 426 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,440 saying is remember those people that would help you in those situations and 427 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,600 there are a lot of them and so when you see those things if you have even a 428 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:44,320 spare five minutes that could help them go ahead and help them because it does 429 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,720 nothing but benefit and then when you're in those situations you know I feel like 430 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,080 karma or whatever you want to call it you'll have somebody to help you in 431 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,600 those situations in return I think about the story of the Good Samaritan where 432 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,440 the guy got beat up and was laying half dead on the side of the road and the 433 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,800 priest of the Levi they crossed all the other side and they didn't stop to help 434 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,640 them but the Samaritan stopped and helped so be a Good Samaritan that's where 435 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,640 that term comes from if you don't know it's in the Bible but anyways tell them 436 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:17,760 where they can go find us at TV trash can dot com TV trash can dot com linking it 437 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,920 back over to our old-fashioned donut if you want to see the video about dwarf 438 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:27,480 wrestling we've got two of them on there go ahead and take a look we literally 439 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:32,480 have so much content on there we have original content we have us doing cops 440 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:38,480 videos as a kid 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