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Well, buddy, we are on our 17th episode of season 2
And that means we have been doing 69 episodes here on the Donut Box Podcast, man
It's crazy
Actually, I was listening to the Bibleman football and I don't remember what the other name was
Watergun? I think it was Watergun
Yeah, the Watergun
And we recorded that one a year ago, you know, since I guess today, a year ago today
So looking at it, man, it is our number one most listened to episode
And I was going back and listening to it and I was like, wow, just to see how far we've come
Both in life and on this podcast
It's very interesting to go back and listen
So all I'm saying is we should be expected like killer numbers for this
Got it, got it, okay
Exactly, man
I was sitting there listening to it and I was thinking like
On the episode we're talking about how we are at 17 episodes already
And how we're almost to 20
And just now we're at 69, almost to 70, it's amazing
Chris, don't say that number, sir
You need to get your mind out of the gutter, mister
I'm gonna pray for you
But welcome to the Donut Box Podcast, if you're a brand new listener, welcome
Thank you to all of our listeners in Canada, in Maryland, in Virginia
In Nashua, in Florida, Georgia, Texas, Ohio, Nebraska, Kansas
Also in Ireland, Belgium, Belgium's been like our A1 since day one
They have been great listeners
You have old Brussels, Singapore
So thank all of you guys, we are thankful for your support
And we're gonna jump right into our first segment, which is the old fashioned donut
And Micah, tell them what we got for them today
I'm gonna let you know this is part of our recent history
So the best part about having a friendship and keeping it going is that
You always be making memories, right?
So this actually happened, what's it been now?
I think it's been, it hasn't been quite a year, right?
It's been, I think, probably eight or nine months since this has happened
I'll have to look at the exact date, I'm trying to think
But we went to an event, Chris, just a little bit about him
If you haven't been able to tell
He's been getting into wrestling, good bit, which is cool
Happy for his new hobby and everything like that
But we had even talked about before he had got into wrestling
About going to dwarf wrestling
Because we thought, man, that would be really cool
And there was an opportunity that we had
And we just ended up missing it
And so we said, alright, the next time it happens, we're definitely gonna go
Like, we're definitely gonna hit it up
Well, they end up coming to San Antonio
Where I'm living at right now, in the area
And so I was like, Chris, you gotta come down here, man
And we gotta do this thing
And they were offering ringside VIP seats
So we were like, heck, yeah, let's get on board with that
Funny enough as well, my fiance's grandfather, we're hanging out
And he's a cool guy, he's in his 80s
And I was just with Spitball, and I was talking about going to dwarf wrestling with my friend
And he's met Chris before, bikes the guy a lot
And I said, well, you know, would you want to go with us?
And to my surprise, he said, yeah
So here we are, rolling up to this joint
And just to set the scene for you, it was at this bar
And I'm gonna, I'll call it out, why not?
It was called Dahlia's Country Nights
And it was actually on Bar Rescue, the show, if you want to watch that
Wild episode, I'll just let you know that
We ended up going to this place
And it was kind of a restaurant slash barbecue restaurant
And like, the bar was on the other side, and there was a wall in between
Well, the wrestling was gonna happen at this barbecue restaurant
And when we showed up, you know, all band of us, three of us, you know
Chris, myself, Megan's grandfather, we rolled into that mug like, yeah, we're looking for a fight
No, I'm joking, that's not how it went
But we went in there, they weren't organized at all, were they, Chris?
No, they weren't organized, there was no one taking tickets
It said that the event opened at 7, and they were still trying to clear out the restaurant
And they were also trying to set up the seats
And we were like, well, we want to make sure we get a good seat
And I remember they set up the chairs and we just sat there
But Noah took tickets, though it even checks, I was like
I don't know how they know who paid and who didn't pay, but that's beside the point
I didn't really know what to expect, I don't think Michael really knew what to expect
We thought we were gonna go there just to laugh at the dwarves and have some good times and good fun
And so we get there and we're sitting first row ringside
And then the first match of the night, a guy named Justin comes out
And then a guy named Boombox comes out and he's this short little black guy from Jacksonville, Florida
Here, all I'm gonna say, or it's like Fort Myers or something, he's from Florida
All I know is that's definitely my favorite character by far of that wrestling circuit
I'm just gonna let you know that he was definitely my favorite
Even from that very moment, I was like, oh yeah, this the guy I'm rooting for all the time
Yes, and so during the match, of course, they're doing the moves and stuff like that
Very amateur wrestling, I will say that, but it's okay
And I just remember that Boombox kicked Justin out of the ring
And Justin started trying to grind on my lap because he kicked Justin literally right into my lap
And so Justin gets up, he starts grinding on my lap, I'm like, bro, what are you doing?
So we shove him back into the ring and they're taking the fight outside the ring
And Justin takes the people that are sitting like two seats down from us, takes their beer, chugs it and then hits Boombox over the head
They bring out cake pans and wet floor signs and all that good stuff
And then Boombox gets kicked out of the ring and we gotta go help Boombox
And Boombox falls into my lap, so it was crazy, I caught two dwarfs
Yeah, it was fantastic and the second match comes up and it was more lucha libre
But listen, these guys weren't dwarfs, these were grown men
Like, I think one of them was at least six foot, the hero of it, I think he was called the Silver Tiger
And then the other one, I don't know what we called him, we just booed him the entire time
The whole match is playing out and of course, if you know wrestling, there's a good guy and a bad guy
And there's a storyline that normally plays out and normally the bad guy will kind of have his run of tyranny as you will
And then the good guy ends up swooping in at the end, kicking his behind and finishing the thing
Remember how I said something about my fiancé's in the 80's grandfather, so we're sitting there
And at this point, they're out of the ring, and us being front row, and when we say front row
I'm talking like you can touch the ring with your hand, like you don't even have to lean, like you can just touch it
It's right there, being unorganized as they were, they literally set up all these chairs super close
Like way closer than they probably should have, because they couldn't even really move around the front of this ring
But anyways, they're in front of this ring, and I mean this guy is right in line of her grandfather
And so here comes the bad guy with the wet floor sign, and we just kind of see it coming of, okay, he's going to get walloped in the head
And this guy's about to fall on him, and I'll just, you know, I mean, being in your 80's, mobility is already a problem
The man uses a cane, and we're not trying to get the guy to go to the hospital
I mean, we literally had to catch that six foot dude pretty much from falling into him, and like had to push him into the crowd
And I felt sorry for the lady, we kind of pushed her, pushed him into, but you know
Yeah, I felt bad also for the people whose beer got stolen from the first match, because the second match came
And then their beer got stolen again to use for some kind of beer trick, and then, yeah, and that definitely happened
And then the third match, third and final match, it was like kind of a four way where all the wrestlers come in, and it's a big royal rumble thing
And the only thing that sucked was they did the finishing move where the guy was on the outside of the ring, and the main guy did a like swanton dive into the crowd
But it was on the opposite side of us, so we didn't get to catch him, and it was crazy
And there was also some drunk guy that was there, and he kept throwing like candy, like, or stuff, and there was this big antler like chandelier in the middle of it
And the guys wrestlers almost like kept hitting their head on it, but he kept throwing like candy into the chandelier, and he was being very obnoxious
Yeah, and there was even one point he came out and kind of spread his arms and just like screamed like a banshee just randomly
It was very interesting
It was definitely not a kid friendly show or kid friendly place, I mean it was a bar, but we went back and watched the Bar Rescue episode on Course Bar Rescue
And we saw it, and we were like, hey, this place looks a lot bigger on TV, but it was actually pretty small
Yeah, it wasn't that big, in fact, I was surprised the fire marshals were allowing that many people in such a small area
I mean there was at least 200 people in a space probably designed for, you know, 50, 50 to 75, so it wasn't great
But it was, what the fun part about the entire thing was being able to yell and scream and, you know, be animated in it
And I would say that was, because we have, and we'll talk about these some other time, but we've been to a few others of their shows
And I will say that was probably the liveliest crowd of them all, like yelling and screaming wise
And so it was pretty fun, but that Bar Rescue episode, we actually saw the owner there
She was part of the, you know, people putting it all together, and I'll just, I just have to say this
I love her grandfather, Death, and this is part of the reason that I, you know, love hanging out with him
If you watch that Bar Rescue episode, when I say it's wild, you know, she allows people to take shots at a place that you're not meant to take shots out of at one point
And I showed him that episode, and his response, she didn't do that while we were there
He wanted to see it in person, but anyways, that was the time that we went to Dwarf Wrestling
It was, it was really fun though
And this is where I'm going to plug the website, because we have a video on the website
Dwarf Wrestling part one and part two on the website TVTrashCan.com or on our YouTube
So go check it out, go watch it right now, and it's got a bunch of footage, so literally you can hear our words and then see what it looked like
Alright, well we are going to move into our next segment, which is the Jelly Donut, and that's our jail report
Who do you think private piled? Sir Jelly Donut, sir! A Jelly Donut!
Michael, what do you have for us on the jail report?
You know I always got good stuff for the jail report, so we have a few, and Chris, I got to have some opinions on this
I just don't even understand, and I didn't, I didn't think that this was loud, but anyways
This person was arrested for a drunk driving incident at DUI, so how it works here in the United States court wise
You can be arrested, sure, but you'll have your day in court, um, typically at another time
Well, she was released from jail, and what did she go on Facebook and comment, and she said, or she, you know, made a post
And she said, my dumb behind got arrested for DUI and I hit a car, because she did hit a car, she ran into the back of one
And so that didn't go down very well, and apparently the judge somehow was tipped off by the young lady's social media account
In the post that she had made, and so not only was she, um, she had to serve 48 hours for that charge
Which I don't know what the charge was, and then the court also ordered her to delete her Facebook account
Which I didn't think was a thing that they could do, but
Wow, that's really interesting, they ordered her to delete her Facebook account?
I'm wondering if this is another country, because some of these jail stories are from, not from the United States
I'm wondering if maybe that's, you know, because maybe other places they can order you to delete your Facebook account
But if I'm not mistaken, I don't think they can do that in the United States court for something like that
I don't think they can either
But it is a reputable source here, the website, so it's, uh, well known
The next one, an entire courtroom is jailed for a mobile phone ringing
So apparently this judge had enough, and held everybody in contempt of court after he had told repeatedly
And they said there was at least 14 occasions where a phone went off in the courtroom
Uh, not all by the same person, so it was 14 different occasions during this courtroom hearing
And so apparently the 13th time he said one more time in every single person in this, and this is the quote
Everyone is going to jail, every single person is going to jail in this courtroom unless, um, unless you silence your phones
One more time and everyone goes to jail
True to his word, once another person's phone went off, he literally sent everybody to jail for contempt of court
So 32 of them posted bail and then 14 of them were unable to post bail
So they had to spend some days in the county jail
Wow, I understand he's the judge and he has control over his courtroom, but that is like a little bit extreme
But I also understand like the amount of, uh, annoyance that that causes because you're trying to hold a courtroom and people's phones are going out
Just silence your phone, that should be like a common courtesy thing
I'm gonna break off here, I know this is the jail report, not what fries my donuts, but we're gonna talk about this for a second too
Um, being a man of the clergy, a man of the cloth over there, sir
Um, let's ask this question, how often do you have phones go off and how annoying is that?
To be honest with you, man, I mean, I only really deal with the kids, so I'm not in the main service
But I will say that it is at least once a, once a service, I will say that much
Because I was, I was at a funeral unfortunately just the other day and, I mean, we had three or four times that cell phones went off during a funeral
So it was just, wow, um, I just, I just wanted to ask, because every time I've been in church, especially in the day and age where everybody has phones, it seems like it's a thing
Um, okay, next story, we have a guy, hey, shout out Florida, you know, I'm gonna take a moment to love on Florida a little bit
I love Florida because they give us great stories and they don't spare any, um, any detail in it at all
So it starts off, a man drunk in a trailer park in South Florida
Um, don't you know there's an alligator involved?
So he decides, what am I going to do? He thought the alligator was dead for some reason
So he decided, I'm going to try to play golf off of its head
What in the world?
So essentially what happened, I don't, you know, reading the story, I don't think the man was just drunk
You know, Florida also has like bath salt issues, maybe some bath salt or something, I'm not sure
But he wanted to play golf off of this guy's head, so he pulled out, um, according to the police report, pulled out a nine iron and proceeded to put a ball right on top of the alligator's head
At this point, a few neighbors had seen what was going on, so then they became a commotion and they called the police
At this point, the alligator was awoke by all the noise and everything that was going on and tried to get away
And the police report said he chased him down the street, repeatedly swinging towards his head, even though the ball had fallen off of his head, or the alligator's head, down the street
So he was just swinging at an alligator, luckily the alligator I guess was spooked and just wanted to get out of there
He ended up going to jail for public intoxication, reckless endangerment of an animal
Well, when they say alcohol improves, or impairs your judgment, not improves your judgment, impairs your judgment, that is very true
Cause my man went after an alligator, like just full on swing it, I'd be scared to even get within five feet of an alligator dude
And that dude just went out there with a swing at it
I'm telling you, what did this guy have? I'm curious of what this guy drank to be that brave, I mean that was pretty uh
Bro, he drank some shots of four loco, bro
So police were called to this prominent place here to report a suspicious coin
And essentially what ended up happening was, it was an elaborate joke
Apparently somebody called around 5pm and said, there's a suspicious coin that is going around different businesses in this area
Trying to tip off police towards, I guess, fake money, right?
And essentially it was supposed to be a $1 coin, but it's one of these special minted $1 coins to where yes it's worth a dollar
But it's all silver or whatever to where they were trying to say no, it's actually worth like a hundred, cause it's a specialty coin
So police show up and of course they're investigating everything, it was a quarter
And when they asked about it, because when the police showed up and kept asking, okay where is this coin, where is this coin, who's seen this coin
Nobody knew what they were talking about, so they went to the source of the call and said where is this coin
And they came out of the back room according to the police report with a quarter
So they were just pranking 911 or is that what they were doing?
That's what they said in the report, they said it was supposed to be an elaborate joke and it was supposed to be a pun of some sort
But police were baffled and quite frankly so am I, I'm not really sure what the joke was supposed to be
A suspicious coin and then it's like it was a quarter, ha ha ha ha ha, I'm assuming is kind of what they were saying
But they ended up going to jail for making a false call to police
Oh yeah, I'd be mad man, if I like spent all that time investigating, you're wasting my time when I could be out there doing other duties
Or helping someone that's really in danger, like that's stupid
It just, here's one that I think was really really crazy
So a caller called in at this particular police department and they said that somebody is screaming help from their porch
And they can hear them screaming help somewhere so police shows up and everything like that
And I guess this officer was not in a great move because when they found who was screaming help
It was not a person but a cat that was yelling in the back and it just sounded like it was help, help, help
They arrested the lady for again making a false report to police
Well did she actually know it was a cat or did she genuinely in good faith think it was a person
I think in good faith it was a, she thought it was a person but at the same time it's hard to tell
It doesn't say anything further than that but at the same time I would be pretty mad if it was one of those things where they arrested
Arrested me for you know just trying to help somebody else out but I don't know like you said context kind of changes
Yeah I would agree with you because it's like if I in good faith thought somebody was having a hard time and it turned out to be a cat
Then what if it's an old person they can't really hear that well they might think it's someone asking for help or crying for help
I'll be 100% honest with you where I live there's a lot of feral cats around and sometimes they'll be fighting stuff
And it does sound like people fighting like it sounds like two people fighting sometimes if it's just in certain situations
Out of the question
Alright so last one here there was a woman and this was in New York who hopped into a zoo in closure
The lion zoo in closure and she decided she was going to dance as a TikTok prank or one of these TikTok
Oh yeah I've heard about these things
So a woman hops into the Bronx Zoo attempts to do a dance with the back facing the lion in which the zoo had to take action
And of course tranquilized the lion because the lion was taking a posture of defense essentially
And I can imagine you only see certain people and things like that and this woman if you've ever been to the zoo
These enclosures normally they have this weird moat thing around them and all sorts of stuff
So I can only imagine you jump over this fence with this big cat it must be thinking and then all of a sudden you start dancing at the thing
And I can imagine but apparently it doesn't say which charges she was faced with but she was charged with five separate felonies
Here's my thing man and this might be sound controversial but why do we tranquilize the lion to save this person
If this person is being dumb and encroaching in the lion's house and you're going to take out the lion to save this person
So we're letting this person live that's natural selection to me bro that is natural selection
Imagine if you were at your job and a big lion comes charging into your job in your workplace and then they tranquilize you to save the lion
How would that make you feel? That person is I'm sorry but that person does not belong to society
I'm telling you it's the same thing and it is controversial but I feel the same way it's the same thing with the whole Harambe stuff
And you know how we feel about that or you know Chris knows how I feel about that I know how Chris feels about that we'll move on
But it's just it's so dumb and especially this isn't one fries by donuts but TikTok has really started some really dumb stuff
And has made people do some really really like I thought doing it for the gram made people do some dumb stuff for a while
But some of the stuff that these people are doing for TikTok is just incredible
But anyways man that's the jail report that's a jelly donut
Alright I guess we're going to hop into the donut hole and it's your turn to do the donut hole and you said you got some good stuff and I don't even know what's coming so I'm already excited to see what you got
Absolutely so we are going to do conspiracy theories we haven't done conspiracy theories in a bit and the last time we did conspiracy theories if I'm not mistaken
Chris did them and you know I responded so now it's Chris's turn
We're going to go through some of these conspiracy theories and it's not the main ones that you know about you know like the Kennedy assassination
I always said no no no no we found some ones that are a little bit deeper than that and so we're going to discuss and see what what old Chris thinks about these
I'm just going to discuss
So the first thing about this I picked this one because we a little part about us we both own cats
Can a cat parasite control your mind?
There is a conspiracy theory that a cat parasite can control your mind it's a single cell parasite called the toxoplasma gondi
And it can turn a normally risk adverse mouse into a bold cat seeking rodent and essentially it turns their brain
Well that same parasite can also be according to the conspiracy theory be ingested by humans inadvertently in which the owners will be more inclined to do whatever the cat wants them to do
I'm usually on board with conspiracy theories but that one is a little far fetched for me that one is a way kind of out there in left field
I mean do you think cats are really controlling us? I don't think so do it's just the same with being a pet owner eventually we do what the pets want us to do because we treat them like our children if we want to take care of them
and sometimes we treat them better than humans but do I think that there is a cat parasite that can control your mind?
No I don't think so
I don't either having a cat and I've had a cat now for about six years had a cat and you know I love my cat sure but a cat's a cat and they do what they want to do really and truly
and you know we give her food we house her we interact with her but for the most part she just does what she's going to do I don't really think that she controls us to do anything because I mean like Chris said as a pet owner you have to feed them
you have to give them water you have to do these things already or else they'll die so it's not like they're controlling you to be like give me food give me water
yeah I don't think there's a parasite that controls you because in my house my cats know I'm the boss and they know if they step out of line what's going to happen nothing bad like they're not going to get abused but I'm just saying like they know how to act right
so this also goes into why cats hate car rides apparently the this toxoplasma the single celled parasite that lives within cats and cats can give off tricks their mind into moving objects of a certain extent so you know how in cats I'm sure your cats have done this if they're overstimulated with something
it's literally you know their their eyes are kind of all over the place apparently car rides extremely overstimulate them and it's in the conspiracy theories because of this parasite but it then essentially gives the powers to make whoever is the host of the parasite on the back end like a zombie essentially
like to where the cats can control them so it takes like a weird step further where it's like cats and car rides have something to do with it it's a it's an interesting conspiracy
dude whoever came up with that conspiracy was smoking too much dope that's that's what I think
they were tripping up they were tripping on something man
I would tend to agree with you not a lot of that makes too much sense um anyways alright so the next one this one is a very interesting one um so have you ever heard of tartaria or the kingdom of tartaria
the name sounds familiar this is incredibly incredibly interesting that there was a kingdom in the 1800s that a disaster wiped out and it was the one of the most advanced civilizations in the world and this event was called the mud flood and essentially this mud you know it was essentially kind of a landslide there were some
mountains and essentially it buried the ground level homes and buildings and then they had to build on top of that and all this other stuff anyways the this kingdom was actually so advanced that the civilization was thought to have brought democratic ideas in the early
1800s like modern democratic ideas um and then also modern architecture such as you know how we have doors and windows and things like that apparently windows were not a common thing in earlier architecture or at least to the common man until this kingdom at least this is what it says
here's the catch and here's why it's a conspiracy it was in the middle of Russia modern day Russia and so essentially what had happened was because of the communist era and everything that was going on and all the book burning and everything that happened there
it's hard to tell if these things were actually true or is this just all legend like you know the city of Atlantis or something like that was it actually the source of all this you know essentially breeding of the civilization and also modern way of thinking and things like that
so is there any historical or archaeological evidence or is it just legend that suggests that this kingdom existed they say that there are things like there's an old timey black and white photo where there's people digging and there's a an old steam shovel and it was if you've ever you heard of a it was a very early rudimentary
way of taking photographs have you ever heard of the I think it's called like the cannon hole theory where it's basically there's a hole in a can and there's some you put a few mirrors in there and it reflects and there's a particular kind of paper and essentially if you leave that can there for the entire day the sun will burn whatever image that is being projected by the mirrors onto that piece of paper and that was the earliest forms of photography
apparently they found a old black and white photo of these men digging and based on the shovels and the archaeological you know things of the era they're thinking that yes that is proof that this did exist and this was the the area
because apparently the area or the the photo was representative after the mud flood happened and the survivors were cleaning up the damage what it really sounds like to me is it sounds like this story or conspiracy theory came out during the Cold War to make Russia look like it was a power house and Russia was ahead of the times and Russia was better than America because all this stuff that the Americans were doing Russia
already thought of first that's what that sounds like to me I could be wrong but that's just my theory it's it's been tied to all sorts of things but it's all they're also saying now that tartary or tartaria could have also been associated with Mongolia some Chinese ties potentially Siberia which of course is deep Russia and then Central Asia areas but you know there's just a little bit of
there's just the reason they're they're saying that this is
known is the pre 20th century maps that they have found the regions are just simply labeled as tartary
so they're saying that essentially this was the region these were the people that lived in the region but other than that nothing really is known so they could have been that advanced they might not have been that advanced it's not really but essentially it's weird to think because on the the back end of what you were saying
what if it was Russia is sitting here going and trying to get everybody to buy into their communist ideals to the point where they covered this up to say no all the democracy ties everything that is leading to the modern era we don't want anything to do with that and so the book burning and a lot of the knowledge that was cast off during that time
was was to essentially get rid of a lot of that history so that they can just move forward with the communist manifesto they were going with I don't know man I don't I don't know if there was if there wasn't maybe there was a civilization there maybe it wasn't that advanced I don't know it's possible
I don't think we'll ever know I think I do believe that there was tartary because I mean it's on a map I do believe there was a mud flood at one point because these things have been you know probably passed down from time but how you know what we're talking about with all of this you know how advanced these things are I don't think we'll ever know if this is where a lot of these things came from it's a lot of hearsay
all right so we're moving to our next one and this is our third and final one here maybe you've heard of this this is a more popular UFO one so you might have heard it
but did you know that there was a
according this conspiracy there we have already had a battle with the aliens
a battle with the aliens at one time
have you have you heard about that or anything along those lines of how we have already had a skirmish with aliens and UFOs
no I have not
okay so in 1942 there was something called the battle of LA you probably have seen or like heard of the movie and stuff and there's I think Pacific Rim and all this other stuff
but anyways the battle of Los Angeles so this happened on February the 24th of 1942 so you have to think we're in the middle of the world war we had just been brought in this was just several months after Pearl Harbor took place
you know this is February 24th it happened on December the 7th so the thing is
three in the morning essentially the west coast of California LA in particular was very very keen because of Japan's attack of okay are you know they're on high alert of any sort of attack coming
so the Coast Guard the Navy they have all these anti aircraft batteries and everything all on the coast while they found a unidentified flying objects flying in the sky around 3am
the beginning of the attack started at 415am when the military fired 1400 rounds because it looks like it hovered over the air for about an hour because they said they found it at 3am
it's been hovering 415 the military fired 1400 rounds of 12.8 pound anti aircraft artillery and that's big stuff
I mean that's you know think about that 12.8 pounds of exploding ammunition pretty much getting shot at you I mean that's that's a big amount of explosive
and they shot 1400 of those the object kept moving along from Santa Monica to Long Beach and seemed to have had no damage done by the barrage of shells that were fired at the UFO
there were thousands of witnesses you know the US military said that it was a weather balloon as they would normally say about UFOs and things at that time
but all the evidence shows that it wasn't US or Japanese at the time all the witnesses including a lot of the military that was in the area said that it was something they had never seen before
triangular shape and there are plenty of footages for it you can see even the website that I'm on has plenty of newspaper clippings and things along those lines
also has you know photos of it with all the spotlights you know how it is with all the spotlights on the object and all the rounds being fired at it in black and white
so Chris let me ask you do you think we had our first little battle with a with aliens on that occasion
I don't think so man I think it was another country I always think anytime a flying object or UFO I think it is from another country
or maybe even from our own country because they have been our country like to put it to your perspective like before we had the cell phones that we have now the government has had a 20 years before
so I think that like I think that it's a whether it's our government another people's government it was just the government had advanced technology that no one had ever seen before it could have been Russia it could have been Germany it could have been anybody
I think that's what I think of when I think of UFO is because the government is so far in advance like I'm sure they already have flying cars by now the government already has them
Oh absolutely it's one of those things of realizing hey like I it's from a government
prime example they were testing drones in the early 90s and look at what's mainstream now how long has that been 25 30 years so the thing is you know they they're going to have it first and then it's going to come on to the market
a lot of this stuff is not new items and in the 40s listen there was a lot of testing going on there was a lot of new that our government was trying to put out to be able to fight the powers that be during that world war
anyways man those are the conspiracy theories pretty pretty crazy stuff those are a little out there yeah interesting I'd never heard any of those before so that's that's a good deal
cool man well let's move into our next segment which is what fries my donuts yes what fries your donuts buddy I know this is going to fry your donuts too and it's going to fry 95% of the people that are listening donuts because if you know one you work with one
and if you don't know when to work with one you probably are one but I hate people that suck up I hate people that kiss up in a work environment and these are the people that do the least amount of work they kiss the bosses but a million times and they're the ones that get the promotions
and I have to ask the question are they just that good at sucking up and the bosses don't really know how bad of a worker they are or are the bosses egos that big that any kind of sucking up they love is it that they have no clue what that person does on a day to day basis and the person in conjunction with sucking up
literally you know the boss doesn't know the people all they have to do is put up a good front and it makes them look great to where it's like yeah this guy's wonderful yeah I know people
they show up late to work heck sometimes they don't even show up to work but yet they get promoted and they get elevated to the highest positions they get pay raises they're not a team player they don't do most of the work that the team's doing
they do the least amount of work but they're the ones that are getting the promoted the boss and I have to wonder is it because that the boss is like oh well all of my hard workers I have to leave in these positions then they have to be the ones that turn the cranks and I can't promote them or otherwise this
this medial stuff won't get done well I just don't know but it just really fries my donuts I think so man I really think that's what it is because a lot of the times you know I've been skipped over for promotions and things like that I've had that happen as well and a lot of the times that's what it is is we can't take you out right now because your department or wherever you are would fall apart in the transition because we know how hard of a job it is and we don't think anybody else can do it but you so we're going to leave you out
so we're going to leave you here but that's exactly what it is they're leaving you here you're not progressing and they're going to promote Joe Schmoe because they kissed up to the boss and they went and played golf they literally do no work but they're being buddy buddy with with the boss and they're doing all these things and I'm just sitting here and I'm like this is not right like it's not right at all and it you can't tell me that it doesn't happen at every company because it does
every company every position every it's really dumb because I was I was going to make the joke when you were saying this I was like Chris I didn't know you started at my company when did that happen but seriously not it happens everywhere to the point where it just doesn't make any sense because that's why it really makes me think a lot of times like you must not know what we do on a daily basis or you must not know how this is really running like the people on top that be promoting all these foods like I know that there's really many people out there that are not here and there's a lot of people that are not here and need to be able to make money and that's just a good deal
how this is really running. Like the people on top that be promoting all these
foods. Like I know that they're nice people. I know that they're you know
probably great people but that doesn't mean anything and that a lot of the time
oh I'm gonna break off on a side note here. You know what else drives me nuts
too? When people get promoted people like that get promoted because they've been
there for 20 or 30 years. Being there 20 30 years doesn't make them a good
leader and a lot of the times they'll promote them to a leadership position
where people are underneath them. Time does not make you a good leader. No it
doesn't either and so maybe it's just the fact that the bosses don't know that
that person isn't working. Maybe that person is such a good suck-up that they
make themselves look like they're working when they're really not but man it
really drives me nuts because I'm like why am I putting in the effort but
here's the thing that person can slack off till till the sun turns blue and if I
slack off once if I just slack off one time then I'm gonna get chewed out and
then written up so I don't oh yeah if you if you take your liberties it makes no
sense if you take your liberties that oh I'm so disappointed in you and you know
I've even had it happen in life where you're like really because Joe Schmo he
takes off every other day he literally laughs in your face and you don't care
and it's just like yeah but that's Joe Schmo I know you and you're different and
you're better than that and it's just like wait a second you're holding me on
different standards than this other guy exactly but that's all I got for that it
just really annoys me but we're gonna hop into our mystery donut unless you got
something else you want to add to being a kiss-up
nah man they can anyways they can kiss it but that's what they're good that's what
they love to do you're just inviting them to do something they love yeah
absolutely you know what I always think of this is my last note on this but what
I always think of when somebody's kissing up I always just want to walk up to
him and say hey there's a little bit of poop on your nose so bad we're gonna
move into our mystery donut which is our improv segment I think we're gonna play
the story game where Wicah's gonna tell a part of the story and then I'm gonna add
on so so it's a little different this week we've been exploring some different
you know improv games and things like that so we're gonna do story time but
what we're going to do is we have in a hat how many words we can say during this
story so Chris and I will only have a certain number of words that we can
contribute to the story at one time so you're ready to pull out of the hat and
see how many words each one of us gets yep I'm ready all right so I go I'm first
okay I have three words so I can only say three words at a time and Chris only
can say two words at a time so we're gonna tell a story we also have a
subject so what what subject do you think we should do here let's see the
situation that came up there let's do going on a road trip going on a road
trip okay let's do it
John and Lucy went down to the creek bend where they went for a swim the next
day they decided that they wanted to definitely eat popcorn all day long they
went to the movies and ordered cocktails and food the movie was really bad because
it had Matthew McConaughey as a spaceman they then went to the bar and
Christina Aguilera said why me because I wrote that song that was a hit all 20
years ago today then they decided to make banana bread and potentially a chocolate
cake Christina then did the truffle shuffle all the way home the end I used
my last two words to say the end all right we go we are gonna go to our last
segment which is our eclair that's our positive ice and I'll go first so this
is not talking about anybody in particular so I have to preface that but
this is just kind of a warning just be very careful about who you put in a good
word for whether that be at work whether that be in any social situation and I
know that Michael can attest to this too because I've been in so many situations
where I'm like hey man like are you looking for a job just put my name down
as a reference I'll put a good word in for you and then that person does a
terrible job and then you look like a bad person so unless you know that person
really really well if you're gonna put in a good word for them I would say only
know that person really really well because if you put in a good word for
somebody or try to get somebody hired on most of the time they're gonna burn you
and you're gonna look bad in the end so that's just my little cautionary advice
for you yeah take that take the words and don't do the actions because it's
really really terrible when that person doesn't work out alright so mine is to
remember to pay it forward so a lot of times it's really really easy to drive
past certain situations or you see certain things happening and it's like
man that sucks for them even though you could full-on help them you're like I'm
busy I got other time I got other things to do I got whatever there's always a
million things to to not help somebody in need but you know when you're also in
those moments when you're in need when the car needs a jump when your tires
flat when those when somebody you know you need somebody to block traffic for
you because you accidentally ran out of gas and now you're in the middle of the
road like stuff like that there are people out there I would I tell you this
much every single time something like that has happened to me I've had a random
stranger there to help me you know they didn't ask any questions and I will say
this Texas is a lot better about that some states you won't get anybody to
help you but Texas you have a lot of people that will help you but all I'm
saying is remember those people that would help you in those situations and
there are a lot of them and so when you see those things if you have even a
spare five minutes that could help them go ahead and help them because it does
nothing but benefit and then when you're in those situations you know I feel like
karma or whatever you want to call it you'll have somebody to help you in
those situations in return I think about the story of the Good Samaritan where
the guy got beat up and was laying half dead on the side of the road and the
priest of the Levi they crossed all the other side and they didn't stop to help
them but the Samaritan stopped and helped so be a Good Samaritan that's where
that term comes from if you don't know it's in the Bible but anyways tell them
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