1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Hey Chris. 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Hey Micah. 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Hey, what do we have for an intro this week? 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,080 Well, we don't have any interesting ideas because they told us to tame it down since 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:15,080 we used the words breastages and chesticles last week so we can't really do anything 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,080 anymore. 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,480 Well, I guess we have to go to Old Faithful. 8 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,200 Hi, I'm Chris. 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,200 And I'm Micah. 10 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:38,880 And this is the DonutBox podcast. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,160 Well Chris, another week down. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,360 Another you gotta tone it down. 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,880 And so here we are. 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,880 How you feeling, man? 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,880 I'm feeling pretty good. 16 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,560 No one really told us to tone it down. 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,920 We just kind of ran out of ideas for an intro this week. 18 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,320 I'm just gonna be completely honest. 19 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:00,520 But we have been doing this DonutBox podcast for 17 episodes, man. 20 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,720 And it has flown by, like we've said before. 21 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,920 But hey, thanks to all of our supporters out there. 22 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,920 Guess what? 23 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:11,920 We got a listener in Philadelphia from last week's episode and that was kind of cool. 24 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,720 So we're up to, I think, I think we're up to like 18 states, I think. 25 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:21,160 I hope they're not an Eagles fan and they catch wind and I'm a Cowboys fan, but it's 26 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,160 okay. 27 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,440 We're all friends here. 28 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,000 Hey, speaking of that, did you know that Troy Aikman's like coming out with a new beer? 29 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Did you know that? 30 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Yeah, eight beer. 31 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I heard about that today. 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,720 They said that in like one of my meetings and they said that they're gonna come out 34 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,680 with a new Troy Aikman beer. 35 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,560 They were like, Troy Aikman's gonna go around promoting. 36 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,200 And I was like, well, Troy Aikman comes to my town. 37 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,200 That'd be great. 38 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,600 That would be awesome. 39 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,480 You know, I'd probably have to take a visit to see him, but then again, there's probably 40 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,440 gonna be a mass of people around that. 41 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,440 Yeah. 42 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,800 Well, anyways, that was a little rabbit hole. 43 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,160 But anyways, welcome to the Donut Box podcast. 44 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:00,600 If you're a brand new here, the way this works is every donut is a different segment and 45 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:05,640 our first segment is giving them the lowdown on what the first segment is, Micah. 46 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:14,160 It's the old fashioned donut, which is a story from our past. 47 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,160 This week we have a very interesting story. 48 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:23,520 It's a, you know, last week we talked a little bit about Batman and the donut hole segment. 49 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,440 This week we're gonna be talking about a story in which there's a superhero that I don't 50 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,000 think anybody has heard about. 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Anybody. 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Well, maybe a few people. 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,160 What's the lowdown on this superhero, Chris? 54 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,400 Well, if you grew up in church, you definitely saw this hero. 55 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,560 His name was Bibleman and yeah, he was like a superhero. 56 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:52,040 They basically based this character off of the 80s and 90s Batman and they did a lot 57 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,040 of cool things. 58 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,880 Now the star of this show was Willie Ames. 59 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,440 And Willie Ames was like a big teen star in the 80s. 60 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,920 He was on, is eight enough and Charles in charge. 61 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:08,080 So he was like a big name and you could just tell by the way that Bibleman was produced, 62 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,160 you could just tell Willie Ames was dumping all of his cash into it. 63 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:15,920 I will admit it was pretty cool, but tell them a little bit about your experiences with 64 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,920 Bibleman. 65 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:24,640 So Bibleman was pretty cool, especially with when you're sheltered and you know, you have 66 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,040 very limited options to watch. 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:33,160 He was a cool superhero that would not necessarily fight crime, I guess, crime in the eyes of 68 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,160 Christianity. 69 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,440 And each villain was like represented a sin. 70 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:43,280 Like I remember there was one, it was like the shadow of doubt trying to think of some 71 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 of the other. 72 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,280 Of course, all the villains escaped my head when I'm thinking about it. 73 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,280 What was? 74 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,080 Yeah, it was like Dr. Fear. 75 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,080 There was sadness. 76 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,720 There was anger. 77 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,560 And it was like a different like villain that they faced. 78 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,680 It was like fear, anger, sadness, pride, different things like that. 79 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,520 And Bibleman would go and face them. 80 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,880 And at the same time, there was like a kid that was kind of going through whatever. 81 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,480 So if there was like the episode was about fear, there would be a kid that like would 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,880 be afraid of Bibleman would have to come help him. 83 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,880 Now Bibleman, he would put on his, his armor. 84 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,440 And of course it was based on the scripture about to talk about the armor of God. 85 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:25,200 So he had like his belt of truth whenever he'd go sit up, suit up, I should say. 86 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,880 And he carried a lightsaber because it was this, it was a sort of God. 87 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,720 It was actually pretty cool for the early 90s or the late 90s and early 2000s. 88 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,920 But tell them how the intro of every Bibleman would go. 89 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:41,080 So it always talked about how this man became Bibleman. 90 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,720 His name was Miles Peterson. 91 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,440 And if you, if you have the time, go look it up on YouTube. 92 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,760 They have the intro on there. 93 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,760 It's great. 94 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:52,080 And you know, they start off with the Miles Peterson, the man who had it all. 95 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,640 And they go through all what he had. 96 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,400 And you know, basically his life was empty. 97 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:03,480 And the funny part about it, looking back is that intro, he's literally like on the ground, 98 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,400 which you could tell is like a stage somewhere that looks like properly in his church or 99 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,400 something. 100 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,680 And he gets down on his knees and he starts yelling. 101 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:16,000 It's like the most cheesy 90s yell you could possibly imagine is, ah, and he starts like 102 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,760 yelling and he finds his Bible in this rough. 103 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,160 And that essentially is what starts the show. 104 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,640 Well, what does Bibleman have to do with me and Micah's past? 105 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,120 Now it's not that we just watched it. 106 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,480 I personally love Bibleman. 107 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:35,320 I had everything, the Bibleman Bible, the mash, the cape, the sword, everything. 108 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,040 Michael Micah had the Bibleman Bible as well. 109 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,560 Now Bibleman would usually go like on tour. 110 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:47,840 He would do road shows and Bibleman was coming to our church and I was super excited about 111 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,720 it because Bibleman was like my hero. 112 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:57,000 Now during this time and the Bibleman history, if you watch it, this was a time where I guess 113 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,200 Willie Ames had kind of left the show, but like no one had kind of known about it or 114 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,240 there was like speculation. 115 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,800 Some people thought it was a scandal. 116 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,760 Some people thought he was just tired of it and quit. 117 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:15,000 But Bibleman was coming to our church and my dad knew how much I loved Bibleman. 118 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,600 So they asked for, you know, local guys in the church to help usher. 119 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:23,360 And they said, if you help usher for this show and you help do like security, then, you 120 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:28,040 know, you and your family can get like front row seats to go see Bibleman. 121 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,480 So I was like, heck yeah, I'm down. 122 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,640 And so we went to the Bibleman show and Micah came with me and I was like, Mike, I got front 123 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,640 row seats to Bibleman. 124 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,640 And I was like, do you want to go? 125 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,400 And Michael was like, yeah, so what happened? 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,000 So we were super pumped. 127 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,600 We get to the front row. 128 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:50,200 The show starts and it was quite the disappointment. 129 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:56,880 So first of all, we start to notice the main character. 130 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:00,600 So they weren't really talking and they weren't really mic'd up. 131 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,760 It was a CD soundtrack. 132 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,880 And so they were lip syncing all of it. 133 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,120 And unfortunately it wasn't necessarily Bibleman. 134 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,800 The guy who played Bibleman was pretty on point. 135 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,840 It was one of the side characters, but he was just horribly off. 136 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,520 Like, I mean, it looked like a movie. 137 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:23,360 You know, one of those dubbed like samurai movies where it's like he says something and 138 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,200 the words are two seconds late. 139 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,040 Yeah, exactly. 140 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,520 And like Micah said, Bibleman wasn't really the noticeable one. 141 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:37,320 I started to kind of suspect when I saw Bibleman because it was like he's a little off. 142 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,520 But then it was like the side character like Bibleboy or something. 143 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:44,800 You could just tell like he was way, way, way off. 144 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,400 It was really, really bad. 145 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,360 And I was very disappointed. 146 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,160 And of course, at that point, I had known that like it wasn't Willie Ames that was doing 147 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,160 the show. 148 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,720 It wasn't the OG Bibleman. 149 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,400 And I was really disappointed. 150 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,120 And I was probably in like fourth or fifth grade. 151 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,760 I wasn't that old, but still I've been watching Bibleman since I was like three. 152 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,600 So he was like a hero to me. 153 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,080 And I was just like really, really, really upset. 154 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,920 And you know, goes to show you don't meet your heroes. 155 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,600 You know, things aren't always as they appear, but you could tell that Willie Ames had already 156 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,960 left the show and kind of the budget was already low budget. 157 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,120 That's probably why they were able to get Bibleman at our church because they were needing 158 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,120 money. 159 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,080 Oh, and I had a piece to the story too. 160 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,240 I remember it was the first time that I ever got in trouble because my parents sent me with 161 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,280 one of their cell phones because they just dropped me off with Chris's family. 162 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,360 And so whenever it was done, they wanted me to call. 163 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:44,680 And so I see this other friend from elementary school there at the Bibleman show and we start 164 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,080 talking and he's like, oh, you got a cell phone. 165 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,080 And I was like, yeah. 166 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,080 And he was like, oh, cool. 167 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,800 And you got to think this is like fourth grade back in the times when fourth graders didn't 168 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,320 have cell phones. 169 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,200 And so we started like texting back and forth. 170 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,440 And I remember, you know, I was texting with him about the guy lip syncing and everything. 171 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:07,400 I was like, oh, it's so off and I remember I texted three letters that got me to obtain 172 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,760 double the trouble. 173 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,960 It was WTF. 174 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:15,680 I typed out WTF and I never forget. 175 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,440 I, you know, of course it's my parents phone. 176 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,720 Like, you know, they're going to check the text messages or they're going to see, oh, 177 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,880 what is this number and who is this person. 178 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,120 So yeah, I got some massive trouble for WTF. 179 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,520 They were like, you know what that means. 180 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,120 And I try to pretend like I didn't know what it means. 181 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,440 And so now that I think about that Bible man show, I not only think of the lip dub, but 182 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:41,000 I also think about my stupid decision to text WTF to a friend during that. 183 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,800 Well, honestly, back in the day, like people didn't have unlimited texting. 184 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:51,520 So you could pay for it, but most people like had a limited plan where they got only so 185 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:55,720 many text messages or only so many minutes on the phone. 186 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,800 And that's probably why his parents, how his parents tracked it because they were like, 187 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,720 you use some of my text messages that I got for the month. 188 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,280 But do some digging, watch Bible man. 189 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,920 You can watch full episodes on YouTube. 190 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:11,680 Now I will say in the earlier episodes of Bible man, the, that's the same guy that plays 191 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,160 the villain like through like, I guess good eight or nine episodes. 192 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,400 And that guy makes it like that guy does like dance numbers. 193 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,560 He does singing. 194 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:25,040 You could tell that guy carries the whole show and the whole TV series on his back. 195 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:29,480 You could tell he was probably like some children's pastor or some youth pastor and he was just 196 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:33,520 really gifted at theater and him and Willie Ames did really good. 197 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:39,080 And there was like a Bible man where before Willie Ames dropped off where he stopped doing 198 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,400 it, the villain. 199 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,760 And then that's when Bible managers kind of went on decline. 200 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,640 Yeah, I can't say enough about the guy who played the villain. 201 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,040 I have no clue who he is. 202 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,720 He had to be a pastor of some sort of children's pastor. 203 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:55,720 He had some sort of experience as a children or youth pastor, but like Chris said, dude 204 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,880 did some dance numbers just like his manurisms. 205 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,120 Each character was different. 206 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,840 He was never like the same either when he played a villain. 207 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,760 It was, it was good. 208 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:09,680 If I had a, you know, a TV show or something, I would definitely look this guy up and to 209 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680 play a part. 210 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,800 Yeah, definitely check out Bible man. 211 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,960 That's little side Avenue go digging in that rabbit hole. 212 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:29,320 So our next segment is the jelly donut, which is the jail report. 213 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,240 Now Micah, I have a great, great jail report for you today. 214 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,240 Are you ready? 215 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,520 I can't wait to hear it. 216 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,520 All right. 217 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,520 So here is the headline. 218 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,440 Lady jailed for using water gun on a neighbor. 219 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,720 Now, what do you, why do you think that she got arrested? 220 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,680 What is your speculation for why she got arrested? 221 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:55,040 Like charges wise or well, why do you, well, how do you think that using the water gun 222 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,320 like got her arrested? 223 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,320 Like just your speculation. 224 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:03,960 Oh, there's so many avenues you can go with. 225 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,840 Property dispute, something, something like that where I don't know. 226 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,160 It could be anything. 227 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,240 I would say that she pistol whipped the neighbor in the face. 228 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,240 That's probably why. 229 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,660 But anyways, I'm going to tell you guys why. 230 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,080 So this happened in Florida. 231 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:23,560 A Florida woman faces battery charges after she shot her neighbor with a squirt gun on 232 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,560 Saturday. 233 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:30,120 We'll call her Mrs. Renee because I don't know how to pronounce her last name. 234 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:35,400 Mrs. Renee, she's age 40 of St. Petersburg saw the neighbor walking past her house and 235 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,840 retrieved her water gun. 236 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,360 The police said Mrs. Renee allegedly walked from inside her house onto the neighbor's 237 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,960 porch and shot the victim in the face with a water gun. 238 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,520 Police say the victim never entered Mrs. Renee's property or made any aggressive statements 239 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,020 toward the woman. 240 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:56,600 According to deputies, Mrs. Renee sprayed the victim because she was upset that the 241 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,120 neighbor was walking on her street. 242 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,720 She was arrested and held on a $500 bond. 243 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:05,840 So she sounds like really kind of like a Karen, more or less. 244 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,920 Because she was walking on her, like on the sidewalk in front of her house. 245 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,120 That was it. 246 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:17,240 That was it and I guess Mrs. Renee didn't like the fact that someone was walking on 247 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,680 her sidewalk or her lawn. 248 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:27,280 I'm actually surprised that she got arrested for just squirting her in the face. 249 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:33,200 Now I could see like getting like hit or pistol whipped or whatever but like, come on now 250 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,960 squirting somebody in the face like that's like nothing. 251 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,200 I'm surprised somebody called the police over that. 252 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:47,360 I mean, unless there's some history there which it wouldn't surprise me if there is. 253 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,720 Because why would you call the police on somebody for that? 254 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,480 I would just be like, alright, crazy lady, keep moving. 255 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,480 You know? 256 00:13:55,480 --> 00:14:02,520 From what it sounds like, it sounds like it's two Karen's because they identified the neighbor 257 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,840 as a she. 258 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:08,320 So it sounds like it's two Karen's is like, oh, you better get off my lawn or I'm going 259 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,360 to squirt you with this water gun. 260 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,360 It's like if you do, I'll call the police and then she squirts her in the face with 261 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360 the water gun. 262 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,120 It's like I'm calling the police like, man, like, I don't know. 263 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,280 I think the whole thing is absolutely stupid. 264 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,640 I don't think she should have got arrested. 265 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,600 I mean, she could have like done a lot worse stuff to the neighbor. 266 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,320 Yeah, she shouldn't have got upset that the neighbor was walking on her lawn but really, 267 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,480 you know, squirting somebody in the face is unless, I don't know. 268 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,480 Here's my question. 269 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,120 Why does all the crazy stuff happen in Florida? 270 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:41,560 Like, you hear all the crazy crime stories coming out of Florida for some reason. 271 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:46,080 Because it's hot and there's really not a lot to do in St. Petersburg and people are 272 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,440 going crazy because they're having to work from home. 273 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,440 I don't know. 274 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,480 Florida is just a crazy state, I guess. 275 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,360 No, no, no shade to my to our listeners in Florida. 276 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,600 We love you guys, but I don't I don't understand. 277 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,280 I personally like Florida, honestly. 278 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,280 Oh, yeah. 279 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,960 I want to move to Florida, but hurricanes. 280 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,960 Yeah. 281 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,480 I mean, I'm not that like typical old man like every time he wants a vacation, he's 282 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,920 like, I want to go to Florida. 283 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,520 I want to retire in Florida. 284 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,720 You're going to be like one of those gray hairs like in Florida retiring. 285 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,920 I can just see it right now. 286 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Oh, yeah. 287 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:20,040 You know, I'll be eating out at the local fish place at four o'clock back at home for 288 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,800 Walker, Texas Ranger at six. 289 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,920 That sounds like the life. 290 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:28,800 I could see you just with Hawaiian shirt and khakis shorts and flip flops. 291 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:35,320 And you just sit in there eating your going to the cracker barrel at 430 in Florida. 292 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:40,320 But anyways, that's a really weird crime for her to get this, you know, arrested. 293 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,200 I mean, they only set her bond at 500, which was super, super, super low. 294 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200 Yeah. 295 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,000 And she probably she probably bailed out, be honest with you, but I it would be hard 296 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:57,960 to believe that it would actually go to a criminal case, you know, criminal court case. 297 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:04,400 And I mean, if I was the judge, I'd be like, really, you know, probably pay the fine, move 298 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,400 on. 299 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,280 You know, it really should be a civil matter. 300 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,160 It really shouldn't be a criminal. 301 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,440 If if I don't even think it should be a civil matter. 302 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,880 It's not like she hurt the lady. 303 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,880 Yeah. 304 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaking of water guns, I'm going to tell you all a bonus little side story. 305 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:22,120 One time my dad was sleeping in his chair and he had like the blanket covering his face. 306 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,880 My brother thought it'd be funny to just run up to him and shoot him in the face with the 307 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,760 water gun and man, I never see my dad move so fast. 308 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,920 He said, boy, better come here. 309 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,600 He chased my brother around the house and it was pretty funny. 310 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,040 We still talk about that to that day. 311 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,040 But anyways, I digress. 312 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,800 So our next segment is the donut hole. 313 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,400 And Michael, what's your donut hole for this week? 314 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,720 I'm just going to preface this non sports fans. 315 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,120 You're more than welcome to listen. 316 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:55,080 But if if you're not really into sports, you can skip past this segment. 317 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,960 Today, just want to talk about the college football playoff. 318 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:03,440 Now I know it's a hot button issue to not only football fans to our worldwide listeners, 319 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:08,080 American football, college football. 320 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:13,120 And we've we've had this debate in division one football for a long time about having 321 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,560 a playoff. 322 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:19,000 And we do currently have playoffs, but it's still incredibly rigged. 323 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,600 And Chris, this isn't what fries my donuts. 324 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:28,080 But how did you feel this year about the college football playoff ended up with two SEC teams? 325 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:33,480 It really bothered me because in my opinion, I and I know I'm going to get a lot of hate 326 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,320 on this from the Georgia fans. 327 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:41,000 But honestly, dude, like if you lost in the SEC championship and then you have another 328 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,480 shot to come back here, how can you not be the your conference champion and then still 329 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,040 be the national champion? 330 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,560 Like that doesn't make sense to me. 331 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:57,000 Like it should be the top conference champions all playing each other for the national championship. 332 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,360 Like that's how it works. 333 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:06,560 Like in, you know, MLB, you can't have two players or two teams from the AL West or the 334 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,640 NL South, you know, playing against each other for the World Series title. 335 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,960 It just doesn't work like that. 336 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,840 College football has always been so weird and the ranking system has always been so weird. 337 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,520 And I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for this, but I feel like it's always favorite 338 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,880 for the SEC, to be honest with you. 339 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:27,360 Well, and, you know, I'm going to catch a lot of flack for this, but it's because the 340 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,920 SEC has got a lot of money. 341 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:33,840 SEC has got the money, they got the TV rights, they have them, you know, a lot of fans. 342 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:38,480 I mean, most of their stadiums can fit 9,200,000 people. 343 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:42,760 So they know that, you know, we put two of them in the college football playoffs, it's 344 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,080 going to sell stadium tickets. 345 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:50,920 But I just wanted to propose something to you today and just see what you think of it. 346 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:55,800 What would you think of, and this is primarily fueled from March Madness, the basketball 347 00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:02,280 tournament, the college basketball tournament, because it's so darn entertaining. 348 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,600 But I'll get into that in a moment. 349 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:11,400 What would you think, Chris, if they expanded the college football playoff to 16 teams? 350 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,440 You take two weeks off at the end of the regular season. 351 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,400 So right now there's 12 games in college football each year. 352 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,280 You take two off of that. 353 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:27,240 You have four playoff games down to the national championship, but you have 16 teams in there. 354 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,400 You have the conference champions from the Power Five conferences. 355 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,760 Actually, sorry, you have every conference championship. 356 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,960 I don't care if you're a part of, as long as you're a part of Division 1A football. 357 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:44,680 So even if you're a part of the MAC, the Sunbelt Conference USA, the American Athletic Conference, 358 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,320 even if it's the smaller conferences, if you're a conference champion, you're in. 359 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,240 There's eight right there. 360 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,200 The rest, the eight are at large bids. 361 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,360 So the Georgia's of the world would still make it in. 362 00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:00,840 However, they're still going to have to play through completely. 363 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:07,600 Now there's a whole bunch of nitty gritty through that, but think about that, 16 teams. 364 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600 What do you think of that? 365 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:13,960 I think that would even allow for some really good teams that maybe didn't have, you know, 366 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,040 maybe some losses they probably shouldn't have had. 367 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,880 Still get in, still get their shot. 368 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:24,360 And then also the smaller schools underdog even, you know, what do you think of that? 369 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:29,200 Well, I think it's a good practice, not just for a championship standpoint, but if you 370 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,920 look at it from a school standpoint, now if I'm a smaller school like East Carolina, 371 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:39,000 for example, and I'm going up against a big school like Alabama or Georgia, you know, 372 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,720 then I can, as a football director, athletic director, I can see how my team performs against 373 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,360 one of those big, bigger teams. 374 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:49,360 And then I can start trying to recruit and start building my team so they can at least 375 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,720 run with the bigger teams. 376 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,680 And you can do it from a recruiting standpoint and help build your team. 377 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,040 So they do have a fair shot. 378 00:20:55,040 --> 00:21:00,480 I mean, you know, like I said, in the, in March Madness, like every pretty much every 379 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,680 team has a shot, if you're ranked in the top 25 or whatever it is, you have a shot to at 380 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,640 least contend for the title and they do the brackets. 381 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:14,960 And I like that because everybody has a shot in your playing your best game, you know, 382 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,600 a small school like, you know, East Carolina, like I said, can have a shot against a big 383 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,400 school like Alabama or Texas Tech or something like that. 384 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,080 I just think it's good to have everybody have a fair shot. 385 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:31,040 Well, and it's good for, like you said, the recruiting standpoint, because two, if they 386 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:35,280 make it to the top 16 and they're playing, you know, if we're going to use East Carolina, 387 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 East Carolina is playing Alabama. 388 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,440 What if somebody's never heard of East Carolina? 389 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,760 You know, what if somebody's never heard of that school? 390 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,360 You're a football prospect sitting on your couch going, who should I go to? 391 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,920 Maybe you're not getting the offers from Alabama, but you've got an offer from East Carolina 392 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,200 and you're like, wow, they made it to the top 16. 393 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,520 And what if they lose by three or they win? 394 00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:02,120 I mean, heck, from a fan standpoint, if East Carolina knocked off somebody like an Alabama, 395 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,560 I mean, that would be pure pandemonium. 396 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,080 They call it March Madness and basketball for a reason. 397 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,360 It would be the same thing. 398 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:14,440 I mean, it's, you know, you can't play down to anybody. 399 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,440 And I mean, every, I feel like every March Madness, we go into it and we say, oh, here's 400 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,520 the people who should win. 401 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,000 And there's two or three of those that get upset by these really small schools that you've 402 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,840 never heard of. 403 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:30,160 And I really think that they should have an opportunity in college football to do the 404 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,160 same thing like the East Carolinas of the world. 405 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,200 Get their name out there, get the recruits. 406 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,680 But also, I mean, like, like Chris was saying, have kind of that benchmark, see where they're 407 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,680 at as a program. 408 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,520 And who knows, maybe even win. 409 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,880 I would love to see some sort of Cinderella story in college football. 410 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,560 I'm tired of seeing the same people every year. 411 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,360 I'm tired of seeing Alabama and Clemson and Ohio State and Georgia. 412 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,640 I'm tired of seeing that. 413 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,240 I want to see somebody else. 414 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:03,400 Well, my thing is I don't understand why basketball can do it, you know, and make it fair. 415 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,280 But then football can't make it fair. 416 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,720 I mean, think about it. 417 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:12,640 When we were down to the playoffs, quote unquote, playoffs for college football, there was, 418 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,640 I can't remember which, I think it was Cincinnati. 419 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:20,880 They were like undefeated and they were still ranked below Alabama, which had lost the game. 420 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,240 In my opinion, if you're undefeated, you should still, you should be number one if it's just 421 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,960 on a record system. 422 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,240 But I mean, like, like we've said, the system is rigged and I'm tired of hearing people 423 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,920 go, oh, we're the best. 424 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,920 We're the best. 425 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,320 No, the system is rigged and it's been rigged for years. 426 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,960 And I'm not saying my team's my team's Texas Tech. 427 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,040 I'm not saying Texas Tech is all that in a bag of chips. 428 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,680 They be struggling all the time. 429 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,400 But at the same time, I would like to see smaller schools get a fair shot. 430 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,280 I would just like it to be fair. 431 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:55,080 I would like just everything to be able to be fair and it to not be so obviously rigged 432 00:23:55,080 --> 00:24:00,400 because we already know when we go into the next season, Alabama or Georgia or whatever 433 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,960 is going to be ranked number one. 434 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,200 They have been for years. 435 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,800 And even if Alabama is ranked number two, number three, they're going to jump the number 436 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800 one, obviously. 437 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,520 But I don't know. 438 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,720 This isn't what fries my donuts, but I agree with you. 439 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,400 I think it should be more fair. 440 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,400 Yeah. 441 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,720 And I'll take it even a step further. 442 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,000 It's not just college basketball, too. 443 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:27,640 Every single sport has a organized playoff system that is ranked off of record, not quote, 444 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,920 unquote, merit. 445 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:35,960 And so I mean, even Division II, so like you go to FCS football, I guess they're not Division 446 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960 II. 447 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,520 They're Division I, AA. 448 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:45,120 But the Sam Houston states, like the Tarleton states, the smaller schools, the HBCUs, a 449 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:49,080 lot of them are in the FCS, they have a playoff system. 450 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,080 They have a playoff system. 451 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,000 They have to play through to the championship and they have to go through the playoffs. 452 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:00,400 Why would a step below the main college football stage, I mean, everybody does, including 453 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,520 the same sport, just a step down from them has a playoff system. 454 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,400 It makes zero sense besides money. 455 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:14,360 And I mean, the thing is, and I'll get off this soapbox, you know, why have a college 456 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,680 football committee with all Condoleezza Rice and all them? 457 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:23,720 I mean, the thing is, it shouldn't be up to people in the quote unquote eyeball test. 458 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:29,840 Like I said, throw 16 of them in there based on their records and conference championships 459 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,960 and things like that. 460 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,400 Throw them in there on that. 461 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,200 Let them fight it out to the end. 462 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,680 That's good for everybody. 463 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,680 Yeah, I agree. 464 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:43,720 I so we're advocating for the definitely the play a better playoff system in college football. 465 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,440 And I think it'll be good. 466 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,680 So smaller schools, if you're listening, we're fighting for you. 467 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,720 But anyways, our next segment is what fries my donuts. 468 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,000 And Micah, you know what fries my donuts? 469 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,160 What fries your donuts, Chris? 470 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:05,560 What fries my donuts is when you try to help people or people ask you for help and then 471 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:11,000 you try to help them and then they act like they know more than you or they were like, 472 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,200 oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 473 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,760 This is it the way that you do it. 474 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,320 And you're like, bro, you just asked me for help. 475 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,800 Now I'll give you prime example. 476 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,480 Y'all know I work in the grocery business. 477 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:27,560 I do not like when a customer comes up to me and says, what aisle is the saltine crackers 478 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560 on? 479 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,480 And I'm in our company. 480 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,440 We're trained to like actually walk people to the aisle to the product show where it is 481 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,240 not just point like Walmart or some of those other companies. 482 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,600 But so I'll start walking the way it is. 483 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,160 And they're like, no, no, no, it's not over there. 484 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160 It's over here. 485 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,040 And I'm like, no, it's over here. 486 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,960 And they're like, no, no, no, it's not. 487 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960 You don't know what you're doing. 488 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,360 I'm like, you're the one that came up and you asked me for help. 489 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,200 So I don't understand why you're trying to act like you know what what you're doing when 490 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,400 you asked me for help. 491 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,560 Yeah, I totally get that. 492 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,920 It happens to me sometimes too. 493 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,520 I get what you're saying. 494 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:12,240 I was somebody that I had to train not too long ago that they never want to show up for 495 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240 work. 496 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,440 They never want to actually listen to what they what you're saying. 497 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,520 In fact, when we were in training, she actually a full on said the words of you might as well 498 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,840 save your breath. 499 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,560 I'm not going to retain any of this. 500 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,200 I'm just going to have to get in there and do it to understand it. 501 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,480 So you might as well not train me. 502 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:34,720 And then whenever it came time, people started, you know, in my business, people ask a lot 503 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:41,120 of questions to dancers and she tried to answer them with zero knowledge whatsoever. 504 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:45,400 And she tried to be the one like she knew it all, but she didn't know squat because 505 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,160 she didn't listen in the first place. 506 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,880 And the thing is, it's a little different from what Chris is talking about because she 507 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,040 didn't fall on ask for help. 508 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,480 But at the same time, when you're new, you need all the help you can get. 509 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,120 So kind of on the same lines, but I get what you're saying. 510 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:06,520 My thing is, and like, especially to if I'm trying to help you get to another place where 511 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,880 you are wanting to go, and then you turn around and just kind of spit on my face and you're 512 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,560 like, Oh, no, that's not how you do it. 513 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,880 I'm just going to do my own thing. 514 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,640 I'm like, Well, what was the point of me even trying to help you? 515 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,560 You came to me for help and you asked me and, you know, I'm not, I don't consider myself 516 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,320 an expert, but I do know what I'm talking about. 517 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,400 So if you're coming up to me and asking me for help with a problem, don't sit here and 518 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,720 tell me, No, that's not the right answer. 519 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,160 If you would have known the answer, you wouldn't have come up to me and asked me for help. 520 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,440 So don't act like you know what you're doing or don't act like you know the policies, you 521 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,200 know, and I hate that's another thing I hate about guest service. 522 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,560 People be like, Well, that's not the policy. 523 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,000 And I'm like, Yes, it actually is. 524 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,440 They're like, No, I know the policy. 525 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,040 I've been shopping here for years and I'm like, Well, things change, sir. 526 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,680 Like policies change. 527 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,760 So like, I'm here, I'm working here. 528 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,000 And I'd be like, Sometimes I want to tell them, Do you would you like to fill out an application 529 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,840 so you can work here so you can know the policies? 530 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:09,560 But I cannot say that because I would get in a lot of trouble. 531 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:15,520 But that's just my frustrations, especially helping people that are ungrateful or that 532 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:20,040 just kind of spit in your face when you try to help them or act like they know the answer 533 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,040 when they asked you for help in the first place. 534 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,760 Can't stand that kind of stuff. 535 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,760 Totally get you. 536 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,760 It fries my donuts too. 537 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,000 And that kind of stuff happened. 538 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,760 Well, we have been kind of on a fries my donuts kick with the donut hole and the what fries 539 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,760 my donut. 540 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:41,880 So let's go into something a little more positive, which is, can I get a drum roll please? 541 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,880 Mystery donut, which is the improv segment. 542 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,400 Now, Michael, what are we going to do for our improv this week? 543 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,400 We're doing a game. 544 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,200 It might be familiar. 545 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,480 It's questions only or Chris and I can only ask questions to each other about a certain 546 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,320 instance. 547 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,440 So I guess let's pick a scenario, Chris. 548 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,160 So our first scenario is taking communion at church. 549 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:11,640 Okay, I'll start it off. 550 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,480 You take the plates coming over here. 551 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,640 How many communion cups can I take? 552 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640 I'm really hungry. 553 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,640 Can I have two? 554 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,160 When did you decide not to eat breakfast this morning? 555 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160 Is this bread? 556 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,920 I can't believe it's not our savior. 557 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,560 Is this bread gluten free? 558 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,600 Are they actually going to give us wine or just the crappy juice this year? 559 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,760 Do you see the pastor's new suit? 560 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,160 Have you seen his Boston Celtics tie? 561 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,800 Did you know that the pastor's wife left him? 562 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,480 Did you know she's going out with the other pastor? 563 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,760 When did this church get so screwed up? 564 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760 Okay. 565 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:46,520 That one took a little turn. 566 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:52,360 Alright, so our next scenario is, what's our next scenario, Micah? 567 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,200 Going to a football game or sporting event. 568 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,200 Okay. 569 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,720 Alright, here we go. 570 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,680 And three, two, one. 571 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,680 How much are concessions? 572 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,360 Are they going to have enough parking? 573 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,960 Did they release Dak Prescott before the game? 574 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,760 It's his jerseys just for sale. 575 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,320 Didn't he have a muscle spasm the last game? 576 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,400 Didn't they say he wasn't very good? 577 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,600 How much do you think Jerry Jones is? 578 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,160 How many mistress do you think Jerry Jones has? 579 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,920 Can you believe that it cost us $400 per seat to get in here? 580 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,520 Can you believe it cost me $90 just for one beer here? 581 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,400 Did you leave the snacks at home or did you sneak them in? 582 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,040 Isn't that why I'm wearing this trench coat? 583 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,480 Do you think we're going to get kicked out? 584 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,800 Do you think they're going to find out? 585 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,720 Is your mother the center for the cowboys? 586 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,800 Dang it. 587 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,720 Sorry, Micah. 588 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,800 I didn't mean to bring your mom in this. 589 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,880 That sounds good, though. 590 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,400 Alright, and the last scenario is... 591 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,040 What's the last scenario, Micah? 592 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,280 The last scenario is going to be in a donut shop. 593 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,480 Alright, I'll let you start. 594 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,680 Do they serve coffee here? 595 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,920 Are the kalachis any good? 596 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,680 Do they have jalapeno kalachis? 597 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,160 Do they offer the mustard for free? 598 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,080 Is this like this crappy book where we're going to describe every donut on the shelf? 599 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,360 Can we get a glazed donut and a chocolate donut? 600 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,960 Can we get one of those pinwheels? 601 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,000 Well, this hurt my bank account afterwards. 602 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,920 Well, this hurt my teeth and I have to go to the dentist. 603 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,720 When was the last time you went to the dentist? 604 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,040 Is five a bad answer? 605 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,560 Did you pay your deductible on your insurance so it'll cover it? 606 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,240 Did I make by deductible on this, so I can cover it. 607 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,880 How much do you think those donuts are? 608 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,880 If they don't. 609 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,880 Dang it. 610 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,040 Alright, that was pretty good. 611 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,920 Clean sweep by Chris over here. 612 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,760 He had the questions tonight. 613 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:40,200 It's really, really hard to play this game and it just takes a lot, a lot of practice. 614 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,120 So trust me, I'm no master, but it's definitely a fun game. 615 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,720 I think it stretches us and grows us a little bit. 616 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,360 But what's our next segment, Micah? 617 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,680 Our next segment is our last segment. 618 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,880 It's the E-Clear Donuts, which is our positive advice for the week. 619 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,240 So I'm going to start off. 620 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:09,360 My positive advice is to strike a good balance, never get too low and never get too high. 621 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,200 What I mean by that is it's very easy to go teeter from one brink to the other. 622 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560 There was a couple times this week that I got pretty angry about stuff that I probably 623 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,920 shouldn't have been angry about. 624 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,440 It was really small stuff. 625 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,080 But at the same time, there were small stuff, but it's stuff that you can't really let go. 626 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,400 So as far as something you shouldn't just lay down and take. 627 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:35,160 So there's proactive steps that I had to take, but I didn't need to do it with anger. 628 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160 There's a way to do that. 629 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,640 And there's a balance that you need to strike, and life is all about balance. 630 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,080 It's all about choices. 631 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:48,320 So I just encourage you out there, keep it balanced, keep it right in the middle, because 632 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,160 that's what people like in the end. 633 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,160 Another sports reference. 634 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,600 That's why a lot of people like Russell Wilson, the quarterback now for the Broncos. 635 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,600 I don't even know. 636 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,600 Chris doesn't keep up with football. 637 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,080 Do you know you got traded to the Broncos? 638 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,440 Yes, I did actually know that he got traded to the Broncos. 639 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440 I did know that. 640 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440 Oh, okay. 641 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:09,560 But what a lot of people like about him is he's not a very dramatic guy. 642 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,080 He's not in the news a lot. 643 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,960 He doesn't really put himself out there, but he's really good at what he does. 644 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,200 He's been on some bad teams. 645 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,800 He's been on some good teams, and throughout he's been nothing but consistent. 646 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,920 And the reason for that is because he's a very balanced person. 647 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:29,680 So really what I'm saying is try not to get too low, try not to get too high. 648 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:35,880 Just try to keep it right there in the middle and laugh at some of the things that you probably 649 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:41,040 would be angry about normally and stand up for yourself in the situations where you normally 650 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,040 lay down. 651 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,000 Well, that was a great segue into mine. 652 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,280 I know I talked maybe the first early couple episodes about making time for rest, and this 653 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,000 is going to kind of bounce off of that. 654 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,080 But make time for fun. 655 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,720 Just find something fun that you want to do and something that you enjoy and make time 656 00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,720 to do. 657 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,920 I think so many times we get stuck in the grind. 658 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,640 We wake up, we go to work, we come home, we'll eat. 659 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,440 Maybe we'll watch a TV show or a movie, and then we'll go to bed, and then we'll just 660 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,440 repeat on that cycle. 661 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:17,040 But we don't really take the time to have a lot of fun, and life was made for more than 662 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:21,120 just waking up, going to work, watching Netflix, and then dying. 663 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,560 I think when you take time to find something, find a hobby that you enjoy, or something 664 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,760 as simple as going bowling or going to the arcade, or something fun. 665 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:38,600 It doesn't have to be something big and drawn out, but take time, maybe an hour a day, not 666 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:43,040 an hour a day, because that's a little excessive, but an hour a week or an hour every two weeks 667 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,960 to go have some fun because life is too short to not enjoy it. 668 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,760 And I know we've talked about stopping and celebrating our wins and stuff like that, 669 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,680 but we need to have fun too. 670 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,800 Now, there's a balance, don't go out and play video games till four o'clock in the morning 671 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,800 every day. 672 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,360 And have that healthy balance like Michael was talking about, but I think we need to 673 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,760 find something that we enjoy and that we have fun doing. 674 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,840 For us, we do this podcast, and it's not worked for us. 675 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,720 It's something that we legitimately enjoy. 676 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:17,360 But also too, me and Michael, we've gone bowling like, and there are times where we 677 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,880 go bowling every week, and they know us down at the bowling alley, and it's just something 678 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:26,480 fun, but something to just kind of take a break and reset and just to have fun and enjoy 679 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,320 because life is too short to not enjoy. 680 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,320 So make sure you make that time to have fun and be intentional about it because there 681 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,600 are things that will pop up, and of course, there are always responsibilities. 682 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,800 But if you don't take the time to be intentional and to carve out that time and have it uninterrupted, 683 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,640 then it'll get missed. 684 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,240 But have fun and enjoy it. 685 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,280 Well, and what Chris was, I'm just going to add on to the balance thing right quick. 686 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:53,200 From what Chris was talking about, about the balance of, don't go too far one direction 687 00:36:53,200 --> 00:37:02,120 of playing, partying, doing all sorts of stuff, get fired from your job, or not really do 688 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:08,000 your full potential in whatever area of life because you're too stuck on doing and having 689 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 fun. 690 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,640 It's good to have fun. 691 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:18,000 But on the opposite token, don't work yourself to death either because your body will make 692 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,160 you stop. 693 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,000 It will make you stop. 694 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,480 And I promise you, that kind of rest is not restful if you've ever been there. 695 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,160 It's one of those to where your body absolutely shuts down. 696 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,960 It's a very horrible experience. 697 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,960 And so if you just take that time when you need to, your body doesn't lie to you. 698 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,040 When your body says I'm tired, it means that you're tired. 699 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:44,840 And whenever you feel like, man, I really don't want to do this today, that means you 700 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,640 need to take some rest at some point. 701 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,760 When it's feasible, now you need to take care of your responsibilities. 702 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,080 But that's that balance that we're talking about. 703 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,080 Exactly. 704 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,760 So it is time to wrap up this podcast. 705 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,760 But check out our website, tvtrashcan.com. 706 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,920 That is tvtrashcan.com. 707 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,680 We may or may not be making some changes to the website soon. 708 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,680 Those are in the works. 709 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,880 We got things coming in the works. 710 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,680 I promise you guys just hang with us. 711 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,960 Got a lot of live stuff going on. 712 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,120 Micah just recently moved, I'm in the middle of moving. 713 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,600 So we are going to, we're promising to bring you this podcast and more content. 714 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600 Just hang with us. 715 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,920 We're going to bring you a lot more awesome content. 716 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,840 You got anything else you want to add, Micah? 717 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,840 Moving sucks. 718 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,840 I don't know. 719 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,840 You feel the same way. 720 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,840 Yeah. 721 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,080 But in the meantime, go check out Bibleman. 722 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,960 I love Bibleman. 723 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960 Bibleman. 724 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960 Bibleman. 725 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,000 And you'll see and then go watch Batman and Robin with George Clooney. 726 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,080 And you'll see how they just basically solely based Bibleman off of that movie. 727 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,240 But anyways, I digress. 728 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,520 So we are going to sign off and I'm Chris. 729 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,520 And I'm Micah. 730 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,520 And we will see you guys next time. 731 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,520 Yes, we will. 732 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,400 Chris, you still got that Bibleman Bible? 733 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,880 I do have that Bibleman Bible. 734 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,440 I'll let you borrow it sometime. 735 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440 Sounds good. 736 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:19,200 All right, y'all have a good week.