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Hi, I'm Micah. And I'm Chris. And this is the DonutBox podcast.

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We are so excited to welcome you to our first ever DonutBox podcast. This is the inaugural

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episode and you guys are definitely OG listeners.

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If you've never been an OG before of anything, consider yourself one now of the DonutBox

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podcast. That is probably the lamest thing you've ever said. Just saying. That is so

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white for you to say. There's got to be something lamar that I said.

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Well, why don't you explain to them what the actual DonutBox podcast is?

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Well, I will say this. We used to come out with some creative works back in the day.

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I will say that. One of them was a very popular donut shop. We named it that. We wanted to

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name the podcast that, but copyright, trademarks, all that sort of thing.

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We don't want to get sued over something that we're just having fun with. The thing

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about it is we called it the DonutBox. Take what you will and you can go ahead and figure

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out which donut place it was probably. We have been friends Chris and I for a very

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long time since 2003, 2004 timeframe. We've been doing a lot of creative works since then.

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We're super excited because we're adults now. We have the proper equipment, not recording

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on a very low grade webcam for movies and such, which we will spare you showing you our original

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works. We will spare you from that because although they are funny to us, I don't know

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if the quality is so great.

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Well, so basically our DonutBox podcast is just a bring comedy and lightheartedness.

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We'll talk about different topics. The jail report, do improv and just trying to make

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people laugh and whatnot. Each segment is a different donut out of the box. Our first

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donut is definitely old fashioned. I'm not a fan of old fashioned donuts personally.

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Personally, definitely not. That's not my first choice if we're going to the donut

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shop where we're going to put in the box, but for our sakes here, it's going to be that.

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How we're going to format this is each segment is going to be a different donut out of the

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box. So the first one out of the box is old fashioned, which is a story from our past.

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I'm going to hand it over to Chris for the very first one here.

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So it was probably 2007. I was 13. So if you are good at math and you probably figure out

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how old I am, but it was I was 13 in the seventh grade and Michael calls me up and he was like,

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dude, he was like, you got to check out this new movie. It's so good. My parents went and

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took me and saw this movie. It's called I am legend. It's God Will Smith and it's great.

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And I was like, well, I got to, I got to ask my parents because my parents were a little

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bit more strict than his. And, uh, you know, my parents didn't let me watch a lot of movies

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with cussing in it. And so back then there weren't that many movies that, you know, had

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cut if they had cussing and it was like PG 13, which this movie was PG 13, but I think

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my parents like reviewed it and only had like the D word or the H word, which is like a

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big deal for them.

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Yeah, absolutely. And if I remember correctly, I think there was three total words and just

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a little bit of background. Um, we, we went to a church that was labeled non denomination.

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Um, however, it was more of a Pentecostal view set or a symbol of God background. So

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it was definitely a, um, compressed society, if you will, as far as what you can have.

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Um, I will say this. I even remember, you know, Chris's parents would let him watch

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that so Raven cause she could see the future, you know, even Disney channel shows, different

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things like that. But, um, you know, things like that tended to happen.

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Yeah. I mean, nothing like against my parents. They just were like pretty strict about what,

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what we watched. And so I asked my mom, I was like, Hey mom, can I go see this movie?

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Um, with Mike and mom was pretty cool. And she was like, well, what's it right? And I

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was like PG 13. And, uh, she was like, well, is there any cussing in it? And I was like,

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yeah, I looked on the review online and there's a couple of cuss words. She was like, well,

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Christopher, she was like, you're not 13 yet. I think it was like August before my birth

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and my birthday was in October. She was like, she was like, you're not 13 yet. She was like,

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so you're not going to see this movie. So I remember my dad telling a story about how

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him and his brothers used to like spend all day at the movie. So they buy one ticket to

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one movie and then they would just movie hop, which nowadays you really can't because there's

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like reserve seating and stuff. So I came up with the bright idea. I think we kind of

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both came up with the bright idea.

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We, there were segments of each idea that kind of came together all at one. Uh, we were,

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so you know, I don't know if movie theaters now have full blown arcades, but this one

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did. And so we were at the arcade and, uh, it was a, it was perfect. It was perfect.

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And we said it up. Yeah. So, uh, what we did was so my mom and my brother, you know, I

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told my mom, I was like, Hey, I want to go see a movie with Micah. And she was like,

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what movie? And I was like, Alvin and the chipmunks. I lied to her. I was like, we're

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going to go see Alvin and the chipmunks. And she was like, okay, well me and your brother

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are going to go see probably national treasure. I think it was national treasure too. And

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so we picked a start time of Alvin and the chipmunks that started before national treasure

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two. And we lined it up perfectly because I am legend started after national treasure

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two. So we went and we saw the first 10 minutes of Alvin and the chipmunks and we waited for

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my mom's movie national treasure two to start. And then we snuck on in to I am legend. Oh,

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and here's the best part too. We figured out, we looked at the movie times and we figured

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out that Alvin and the chipmunks was actually longer by about 30 minutes than national treasure

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two was. So we knew that, you know, we could watch I am legend get out of there and still

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be able to go back to Alvin and the chipmunks before they got out of national treasure two.

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Yep. So they did. We did. We, we got away with it. My mom didn't suspect a thing. And

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what was great was we saw the beginning and we saw the end of the movie. So when my mom

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asked how the movie was, we basically told her the beginning and the end and we got away

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with it. Listen, we thought we were the baddest, most, you know, just devious people on the

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planet. That was the biggest secret for the longest time because we had, you know, not

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only successfully did this, but we did it right under somebody's nose and they didn't

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even know we had this whole plan out and everything. And I mean, I will say for our

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age that was pretty well thought out. Yeah. So fast forward two weeks. I'm it's last period

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in class and I'm sitting in math class and my, my teacher, she gave us time to do our

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homework and I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I hear you need to tell your mom

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about sneaking into the movies, sneaking behind her back. And I looked around. I thought

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I was my boy Demetrius and I was like, yo, D, I was like, what'd you just say to me?

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He was like, bro, you're tripping. He's like, I didn't say nothing. I was like, D, quit

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playing with me, dog. I was like, quit playing with me. I was like, what'd you say? And he's

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like, I didn't say nothing. So then I hear it again. I was like, you need to tell your

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mom, you know, that you snuck into that movie theater. I said, D, quit playing with me,

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bro. He was like, dude, I promise you, I didn't say nothing. So this time I'm staring at him

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the whole time and I hear you need to tell your mom what you did and he wasn't talking

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and I've, that was the first time God ever spoke to me. He ever spoke to me. So my mom,

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she picks me up after school and I'm dreading it. I'm doing the walk of shame, walking the

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green mile. And I said, mom, I need to tell you something. She's like, what is it? And

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my mom is like the sweetest lady. She's such a, she's a typical Southern Christian lady.

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I'll batch for it. I love her to death. She's, she's great. Yeah. So she's, I'm just like,

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mom, I snuck behind your back and I went, I didn't go see Alvin in the children's time.

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Went to see I am legend and my mom was just like, my mom never got mad. It was one of

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those, I'm more disappointed in you than I'm mad. She was like, well, Christopher, she was like,

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that just breaks my heart. She was like, that makes me so sad. She was like, now tell me the

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truth. Get my peer pressure, you into doing this. And I was like, well, kind of. And she was like,

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that's why I always pray for you boys to pick good friends. She was like, that's why I always

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tell you you need to pick your friends wisely. And guess what? My mom didn't let me go watch a

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movie for a very, very long time. Well, it was probably like two years, I think. I think it was

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two years before I went to go see a movie by myself. So that's the story about how we, uh,

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snuck into I am legend. I am legend is definitely a great movie. And would you say it was worth it,

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Chris? Yeah, but unfortunately that wasn't the only time we, we made some deception. So do you

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want to tell them about the, do you want to tell them about the other time? So part B fast forward

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a few years and we are very, we're working very hard for, for church, you know, and, and we, we

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were serving on several ministries and everything and not going to lie to you. We got a little burnt

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out as far as how much we were doing. We, you know, we were usher and we were working in the back.

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We were doing all sorts of stuff, but always at the church, always at the church. That was,

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that was really the thing about it. And, and here's kind of the thing too, you know, the, the,

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growing up in that church, it kind of, they kind of preached that if you, if you really love God,

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you'll be serving more. The way that you prove that you love God is, is how, is how much you serve.

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And so, you know, we were always at the church and there were certain pastors that we would even

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avoid because the only time they would come talk to us was to ask us to serve or to help out. Yeah,

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absolutely. And, um, you know, whenever you deal with that and you deal with that week in and week

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out, you, you find ways to go do your own thing. Um, and, you know, this next story is a prime

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example. We being young men at the time, 16, 17, my boy Chris had a car, um, a white Buick.

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Got a love, got a love of the Buick. That was, that was a good car. He saved up his money from

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working at Chuck E. Cheese for that car. And, uh, we, we decided, all right, we're, uh, we're going

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to skip service one, one week and, uh, we had some time on our hands. And so where did we decide to

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go? We decided to go to Hooters. And, uh, you know, the thing about it was Hooters, why, why Hooters?

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Well, you know, it was 11 o'clock right when they opened up. Um, there was nobody there besides us.

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We got all the attention in the world. They didn't remember us from week to week. At least they

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didn't ask like they did or act like they did. And what happened after that? Um,

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we not only went to Hooters that week, we went to Hooters, uh, I would say almost every week.

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If it wasn't Hooters, it was somewhere we would be like, where do you feel like eating today?

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And we'd be like, oh, we'll go to CC. So we'll go to Hooters and like, we would like just sneak out

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and we would have to be, we would be scheduled to serve. And right before we were supposed to show up,

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we just dip out. We just, we just dip out. And, um, the thing, the thing about Hooters is, um,

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we would always tell them it was our birthday. And you know how Hooters, they always, uh,

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make a little something special when it's your birthday. And so, um, I wish I still had the

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pictures because there was, you know, several times that, you know, I think one time they give

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us a calendar. They, uh, they like danced around us one time. Um, what was the other one? It was

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like the April. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro. Don't, uh, don't put that out there, bro. Don't put

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that out there. I'm sorry. We were there for the chicken wings. Yeah, we were there for the chicken.

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We were there for the chicken wings. And yeah. And so the thing about it is, uh, the best part is

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there was one occasion and, you know, I really hope that my family is not listening to this

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because I don't think they know this story too. But there was one time that we walked in with some

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Hooters cups and, uh, my grandfather was in town, uh, no longer with us, but, uh, he,

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he sees the Hooters cups and this was a very religious Stoic man. And he looks at the Hooters

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cups and he looked at us and he said, why didn't you invite me? And he, he was, he was, he was dead

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serious about it too. He was dead serious about it too. Why didn't you bring me? And we were like,

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um, I didn't think you'd want to go. And he's like, what do you mean I wouldn't want to go? And, uh,

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well, I mean, we did grow up and, uh, needless to say, I don't skip church to go to Hooters.

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I don't skip church to go to Hooters either because, uh, let's just be real, the chicken

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wings, like all that. Nope. They think they all that in a bag of chips. They ain't even the grease

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on the side of the bag. I'm telling you that right now. Agreed, especially for the price. Well,

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that was our old fashioned segment. And Michael, do you want to tell them about the next donut?

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What next donut are we going to bring out of the box? Oh man, the next donut out of the box is

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going to be the jelly donut. What do you say private pile? Sir, jelly donut, sir. A jelly donut.

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Which this one is going to be our weekly jail report. Now there's some interesting stories

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in the jail report, as we all know. This week's is the story of a lady named Sandra. We're not

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going to say the full names just for disclosure, but we will say this. This, this lady named Sandra

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was arrested and charged with cruelty to children for forcing a child to drink hot sauce.

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Whatever he used vulgar language on the bus. So it was like the equivalent of like washing

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your mouth out with soap. Except the lady held the kid down and put Tabasco sauce in the kid's

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mouth. So what language was she charged with? She was charged with cruelty to children. Wow,

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that's crazy. But as described by a witness. She grabbed the boy's hair and in an attempt to

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put hot sauce in their mouth, picked the victim up off the floor by the arm and the leg and placed

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him on a table and force the accused to then wear a dress because he would not drink the hot sauce.

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That's pretty brutal, man. That is pretty. I know my mom washed my brother's mouth

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out with soap, but I don't know. Would you make your kid drink hot sauce though if he was saying vulgar language?

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Now that's a hard one because you know today's climate is definitely different than what it used to be.

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Now do I agree with you know grabbing the boy's hair and yanking his head back and trying to make a

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you know forced Tabasco sauce down the kid's throat? Absolutely not. But the thing about it is

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you know if the kids use a vulgar language I'm definitely gonna take something into account.

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Call me old-fashioned but I'm more of a you know I think the belt definitely works. Yeah the

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belt definitely works. I think holding the kid's head back and making him wear a dress I think

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that's where I mean that kid is definitely gonna need some therapy. You know and the kids in elementary

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school this kid was you know seven years old. Oh that's pretty bad. That's child abuse.

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Apparently she's out $4,600 bond which I thought was fairly low. I mean I don't know what it normally

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would be for something like cruelty to children but at the same time... $4,600 bond so if she like

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paid a bail bail bondsman does they do like 10% so it'd be like $460. The good thing about the jail

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report here is they have some some people on the street chime in for this. So somebody named Tammy

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came and said neither I my parents nor my grandparents had ever or would ever do some stupid crap like

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that period. We got our butts woped a million times but that's the good old-fashioned way.

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That was what Tammy said about that. And then someone named Melissa said I did have two biters

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and a spitter. I put a dab of hot sauce on their tongues. It stopped from happening so I believe

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spanking their behinds when needed but if this makes me a bad mom for putting hot sauce on their

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tongues and so be it. So obviously you know there's some mixed opinions there as far as is that good

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or bad. Personally I think it's a bit much. I think it's a little little overkill for for what

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they were probably trying to go for there. And where was this lady at or if she at?

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She was in Hebsibah. Oh okay if y'all don't know where Hebsibah is it's like Augusta

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but it's like the redneck part of Augusta so it's like its own little town.

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Own little suburb I guess. It's definitely the redneck part but I don't know my dad

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whooped me with the belt all the time. You know my mom uses spatula sometimes and you know as I

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needed it you know to be disciplined but I don't and like I said she washed my brother's mouth out

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with soap but you know putting hot sauce I think I think maybe like if they were voluntarily doing

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it but if you're like just forcing hot sauce. Well and then to do the humiliation factor of

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whatever the kid wouldn't open the mouth up with hot sauce after you're trying to yank them around

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and then it's like all right you're putting a dress on. I mean that's oh I mean I would humiliate

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my kid 100% because you know some kids respond better to that but I would definitely not put a

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dress on. I mean that's like way over the line. Yeah well that is is that all we have for the jail

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report? This week yeah we probably add more as we go on but the inaugural episode we definitely

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wanted to talk about that you know see kind of people on the street what they thought about the

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same thing. Well I mean you know the jail report you never know what you're gonna find there's

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always so many interesting stories on the jail report and you just never know but so that's the

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end of our our jelly donut so why don't you tell them what our next segment is. So our next segment

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is going to be the donut hole which is we're gonna go into a sports story from the past

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and today's is interesting probably some that you know a name that a lot of people know but

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not for for this incident in particular. So the next donut out of the box is going to be regarding

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Michael Vick. This one he was with Atlanta not his second stint after all the fun stuff happened

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so you know him with Atlanta was definitely a rocky road. Something else about the two of us we

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both lived in Georgia for a long time Chris is from there and so we lived in the Augusta area

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and so we you know a lot of a lot of stuff about the Falcons. Yeah I remember growing up watching

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Michael Vick. Michael Vick was like I mean the main quarterback that we all watched you know

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after if you don't know about Michael Vick and you know his his thing that he went through

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research him because we don't we're not really going to get into that but what we're going to get

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into is is some funny stuff that I remember watching growing up so. I just remember so it was

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you know it was in the Georgia Dome and you know that's something else about growing up in Georgia

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you know what the Georgia Dome is and it's something about the Georgia Dome too. I can you

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know it's demolished now they have a whole new stadium in Atlanta but I could still see the

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inside of the Georgia Dome. I can still see the outside of the Georgia Dome. Like you say the Georgia

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Dome and I can think of it and partially you know I think about Michael Vick running up and down the

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field you know at at the Georgia Dome but in this in particular this is one of Michael Vick's low

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periods with the Falcons. He was not exactly happy they were going believe that season they went you

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know three and thirteen I think it was not a very good year for them but they you know there was

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just a handful of fans remaining after a game in the Georgia Dome and the Falcons lost to the

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Saints big division rival 31 to 13 and Michael Vick was getting heckled by you know the few fans that

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were in the stadium and you know that'll be something I'll never forget just like well I won't say

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that in case we have to do that for another podcast but another obscene thing at a Super Bowl.

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I could just remember Michael Vick turning and he double flipped off with God and everybody

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watching you know the cameras on him as he's walking off the field and he double flips off the fan

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starts cussing them out all this stuff and I just remember being you know you're so shocked and you

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know I don't I don't know personally today I don't know if that would be as big of a thing I

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definitely think it would be news don't get me wrong but at this point I mean that was that was

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huge that was you know you know that was a character thing you know nobody wants their

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starting quarterback to flip off their own fans. Well I mean I think even now like they would probably

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get a fine but now just people are like oh he flipped somebody off like they do that in movies now

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like it's just kind of no thing it's just not really even a big deal and so I remember when I

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saw I didn't like actually see it live but I saw the news story on it and it had two of his dirty

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birds two of the middle dirty birds blurred out because it was censored of course but I remember

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seeing that and be like man that guy give them the double birds and I remember my dad my dad you know

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my dad he kind of talked in a way like you know you could kind of understand him but he was kind of

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soft spoken kind of talk like this and he was like Christmas he's like I don't know about that Michael

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Vic he's no character he's all about character Tyler will keep you on the field Tyler will get

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you on the field but character will keep you on the field I was like okay dad so it just it was

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such a such an obscene thing and you know to that point I still to this day don't really know of a

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sports story where a starting quarterback of his caliber because I will say this Michael Vic at that

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time was a superstar I mean he was you know certain players give off certain vibes and I will say

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around this time tell me if I'm wrong he really was like the Allen Iverson he kind of had that Allen

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Iverson mode about him because he was such a unique talent Allen Iverson was a talent that

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literally you know was unprecedented in the NBA nobody had seen anything like that and he had a

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style like nobody had ever seen Michael Vic was the same way well to kind of expound on that and

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and many of you may not be knowing what he's talking but you rushing QBs rushing quarterbacks

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were not a thing like you know everybody you know in college and and the NFL now they the

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quarterback can get out of the pocket can make a rushing yeah they're all athletes you know

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back in the day the quarterback was supposed to stay in the pocket not move out of the pocket

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unless he was about to you know get sacked but Michael Vic was one of those he was a running

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quarterback and you know only him and Donovan McNabb and I think was it Dante Cole pepper

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Dante Cole pepper but the only thing but Dante Cole pepper is he was such a big bodied guy

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to the point where he you know when he rushed he was more of a you know he's gonna drive right

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through you he's gonna truck you kind of thing he's you know he's trying to get through you

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Michael Vic you know the best way that I can describe him is he was quick he was shifty like

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literally you know you can have three guys on him and somehow he figures out to twist and move

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to get out of that situation and what should have been a five-yard loss ends up being a 20-yard

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gain and so he was such a unique talent and I remember the whole state of Georgia I mean

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heck going to elementary school everybody had a Michael Vic jersey everybody did everybody loved

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Michael Vic I mean it was one of those things to where I remember when this incident happened

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the talk was you know that was a betrayal that was really a betrayal of how much the city of

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Atlanta loved him and and then for him to to flip off fans like that that was almost just that

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ultimate betrayal of you know again that character coming out and you know nobody wants to see

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their starting quarterback flip off their own fans now if they're in New Orleans and they're

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flipping off New Orleans fans that's one thing but I mean right well I mean you know and and we

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won't delve into it but I remember it was it was such a and I remember going to school when Michael

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Vic had that big incident that happened not the flipping off the fans but the big thing that he's

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probably famous for when that happened it was kind of a divide in my school because there were some

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people that were like oh burn your Mike Vic Mike Vic jerseys and then other people like no we need

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to stand behind Mike Vic and we need to support him and I remember I went up to this kid and I was

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like why are you wearing that Michael Vic jersey he's not a good dude and he's like well does that

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have anything to do with him as a player I like him as a player and I was like you know what

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you know you have a point there I see your point but like he said Michael Michael Vic was the sad

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part about Michael Vic is he was really before his time and he was really on the cutting edge of

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the rushing quarterback and and Michael Vic and Donovan McNabb who ironically played for the

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Eagles which were Michael Vic went to after he came back and you know got better you know they

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they were before their time and you know everybody was like oh they're so flashy oh they're just showing

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a show boat and they're showing off when really they were kind of on the cutting edge of of a

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quarter quarterback and this is this is really rabbit holeing on on the subject but you're

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you're absolutely right they were before their time as far as you know that rushing quarterback and

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you know I'm not going to call any names of any coaches or anything but really you know even now

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we're we're starting to develop in the pros a more college approach as far as rushing quarterbacks

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doing more read options doing option passes things like that which if that was happening in the

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times of Michael Vic first bout Hall of Famer guaranteed because he would have literally had

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I mean umpteen dozen passing yards and umpteen dozen rushing yards because this was the guy

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who could not only turn a negative play into a positive play rush like nobody's business but

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also chuck it 50 yards down the field if he had to and you know a lot of times hybrid quarterbacks

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in that age which were few and far between I mean Donovan McNabb could throw it far but the

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thing about Donovan McNabb he was known for the short check down stuff he really wasn't known for

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chucking it down field so it's it's just really hard because it's it's one of those things to

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where I don't think coaching was necessarily up to that level and I mean heck at that time they

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were still using a full back in the NFL you know the I formation was a big thing interesting Michael

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Vic I remember the story so that that was interesting donut hole double flipping off fans well we

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kind of went down a rabbit hole with the donut hole kind of a thing but that's okay there's

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nothing wrong with that but all I'm saying is you get me talking about sports it won't stop quick

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that's okay bro that's okay so I'll let you I'll let you introduce the next the next donut

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well it's not really a donut I don't think this is a this is more of a different segment but

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we're gonna move into what really fries my donuts so if you've ever watched the show family guy

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there is a you know Peter at one point had a segment called what really grinds my gears

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what really fries my donuts is the same thing it's something in society that really really gets

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under our skin and fries our donuts and Chris has got one day I actually have two and I will try to

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keep them brief but and let me let me preface this first one okay you know what really fries my

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donuts you know what really fries my donuts what really fries my donuts is these these dudes

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they're males okay I don't really want to call them men because that's that's more of a and don't

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work I'm not like gender hating or anything like that I'm just pointing out an observation

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there are certain situations where you know everybody has a different situation but these dudes

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these dudes they sit at home they don't have no job they're not going to school they're not working

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on anything they just sit at home and they play the game all day while their girlfriend or wife

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or whoever it is they go out make the money now like I said let me preface this is it preface or

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preface okay preface this I don't know I was reading his preface whenever I read a book it's

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like preface it's like preface okay but let me preface this by saying it's one thing if you know

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your man he lost his job you know he's trying to get back on his feet or if he's in school and you

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know or he's working towards building his own business or something like or or if like you know

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he he lost like his mom or his dad and he needs some time to agree and stuff like that that's okay

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but these are the dudes that they have no drive no option no want to to try to do something they just

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sit and they're basically leeches they're their mooch is that's that's basically what they are

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they just mooch off their girlfriend their girlfriend goes to work their girlfriend pays the bills

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their girlfriend has a car and they borrow the car you know and they're sitting back with their

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with their chair lean back and and just drive in their girlfriend's car probably to go chi on her

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more or less you know it's like bro pull your chair up so you can go look for a job and I'm not

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I'm not saying race nothing like that I'm just talking about type of yi yi looking haircut the

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little bowl cut with your goofy looking magnum pi mustache over there playing the game while your

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girlfriend's out there slaving and then you still expect her to come home take care of the kids wash

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the dishes and then you know be intimate with you and and to take care of everything it's like dude

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like as a man you're supposed to help take care of share the responsibilities you know like I said

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it's one thing if you if you're just sitting at home and and you just lost your job you're actively

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looking for a job but it's another thing when you are actively taking advantage of that and you

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know what ladies you you deserve someone that's better than that and guys you need to you need to

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man up and to stop putting so much weight on your girl and that's what really really fries my donuts

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and I'll say this I had one thing to that the thing about it is you know yes that happens

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a ton especially it seems like with guys too but listen ladies be doing it too and the thing is

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what we need to be promoting in life is we need to be promoting symbiotic relationships and if

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you don't know what a symbiotic relationship is that's in nature whenever you know two life forms

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you know use each other it's also give and take though you know they take from them but they also

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give back and what I see too much in society nowadays personally that fries my personal

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donuts is the fact that people don't take the initial steps to be fair to the other person

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and really fill in that gap well the thing is is you know and and it's not just for it's not just

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for guys but like you said it's for girls too but like people that just baby them and like take care

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you know right they want a mom they don't want to the real thing is I see a lot more in men than I

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see them women but but these boys that are like mom mommy took care of them like you nailed nailed

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it right on the head if they want a mom and ladies you know you're not there to be his mom

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and and guys you're not there to be her dad you're you're there to you know grow together to love

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each other and it should be like he said a give and take you know if one person is putting in 100

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and no one's putting in zero then that's not good each everybody should be putting in 100

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every day and that and that's just kind of how I feel about it so that's the first thing that

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fries my donuts the second thing that fries my donuts is and this is where you know I got the

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whole ramp from is I was watching you know Hulu and I saw a commercial and it was on Disney Plus

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and it was for Home Alone and it was basically like shot-for-shot remake of this Home Alone movie

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and it looked like the same antics the same traps the same comedy goofy I mean the kid had a

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British accent that was the only thing that was different but I'm sitting here like how unoriginal

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is it in Hollywood now think about everything that you watch on TV or movies it's just a reboot

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it's a remake or it's like a sequel you know I'm like it's one thing if you're taking an old movie

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like for example West Side Story is coming out if you've never seen West Side Story it's a great

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musical it's coming out but the trailer looks like a shot-for-shot remake and I'm like why do we need

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that what's wrong with the original why can't we just leave it how it is why do we have to we're

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playing on this cash grab of nostalgia and people are buying into it people are like oh yeah that's

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work great in the 80s it's like yeah it worked great in the 80s because it was an original idea

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I'm not seeing and the movies that do have good original ideas they're flops there's not good

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any story writing I feel like Hollywood is just so tired and they're making remakes I mean we're

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what on Fast and Furious 20 now like they're in space like it's basically Star Wars at this point

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well and the thing is you know no hate on on Fast and Furious fans but the thing about it is if you

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go back to the very very first Fast and Furious or even the second one I mean you know it we're

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definitely in different times when it comes to these movies we're into action films it's not about

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the cars it's not about you know what it was originally about about racing and you know the

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side stories and things like that I mean to your point I even think that commercials have gotten

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the same way I mean we're seeing commercials now I saw it Eminem commercial and don't get me wrong

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holiday tradition commercials or something but the the thing about it is I'm seeing commercials

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that I saw 10 years ago Geico commercials I've seen 10 years ago and you know the thing about it is

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it's all about that nostalgia factor we don't necessarily have to come out with anything new

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we just have to come out with something that people will relate to and I don't know the thing

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about it is I feel like it just like you said Hollywood is out of originality we're into a

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phase to where it's nothing but well it's come to the point where it's not about entertainment

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anymore it's about making money which I get you want to make money but the most of the people

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that are your target median audience is 35 to 40 and those are millennials people that grew up in the

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80s and 90s so why not play to their nostalgia why not you know do that for a cash grab you

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know you look at these live action Disney remakes yeah great you know look at all the ice ages I

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remember the first I don't think I've seen more than you know and and more than the second one I

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don't think I've even seen the second one but at the same time it's like come on man like give us

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an original idea but people are are sheep in their fickle and they'll buy into it so that that's

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what really fries my donuts and I know that was a long rant but you know this is what this segment

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is for it's just to to rant go off of what we're seeing and what what personal opinion what needs

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to change a little bit in society just because we've we've gotten lethargic with some things

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especially things like that I think we've we've gotten lethargic on that I mean I mean to add one

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more thing I've seen like MMA stuff with you know Bellator and stuff like that where it's like Tito

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Ortiz fighting you know somebody again and I'm just like man I even heard Mike Tyson had a fight

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not too long ago and nothing against Mike Tyson but at the same time we're just going for cash

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grabs nowadays yeah so anyways that's what fries my donuts so this next donut that we're about to

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bring out of the box I think this is going to be my personal favorite this is the sprinkles donut

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and this is basically our improv we don't know what's going to happen basically we have written

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down some accents that we are going to pull out of the hat and then we've written some situations

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and I don't know are you ready yeah we're gonna have to we're gonna shake them up pull them out of

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the hat and see what we get all right so why don't you start with the accent let's see which

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accents we get first old man country voice old man I'm just gonna do old man first voice okay so

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our accent is old man now we give us shuffle up the scenarios waiting in an airport waiting in an

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airport okay awesome are you ready to do this do you want to start do you want me to start

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all right go for it so we are flying out on flight 1343 what time is the boarding time

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I told you before we left home or on American Airlines 3730 just like the Bible John 3730

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wait you say 3730 yes Daryl turn up your hearing aid I told you 3730 hold on now

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when I'm looking at the big boy I don't see a 3730 Daryl it's there it's there I promise you it's

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there 3730 put on your glasses oh let me tell you something you don't talk to me like that listen

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here I've been putting up with you for 35 years I just want to go to the wetsel pretzel wetsel

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pretzel yeah wetsel pretzel before we left I did not have no wetsel pretzel now tell me when I had

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that cheesy curly pretzel you had it at 10 o'clock you know why I know because Matlock was on and you

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said hey I'm gonna I already seen this episode I said I know you seen it but Matlock's about to get

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the the final case it's a season finale you said I'm going to wetsel pretzel Matlock you know I don't

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like that Matlock that Andy Griffith give me the creep yes you do you watch the Andy Griffith show

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with Barney gonna pile a little open all the time are you telling me you don't like Matlock no no no

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let me tell you something I don't watch no Matlock yes you do you watch Andy Griffith every day it's

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back to back it's Andy Griffith telethon I thought that was Colombo no no that's not Colombo that's

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Andy Griffith well let me tell you something the wetsel pretzel is just down the terminal now you

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know what Margaret said about your caloric intake you ain't been eating your fiber like

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shit who you been talking to talking about my caloric intake talking to your wife Margaret

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who your wife Margaret she told me that boy ain't been pooping right ain't been taking his fiber

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woods told you that yep told me before I left she said listen here Jim make sure you take care of

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their own ain't been pooping right make sure make sure you eat some fiber ones don't take them no

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wetsel pretzel call me old-fashioned but let me tell you something I don't like it when women

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but telling my business out there all I'm saying is next thing I know she'd be telling me I need

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to go to the bathroom and put it something called a suppository and I don't know what all that means

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all I know is I want the wetsel pretzel suppository ain't that where you deposit your your CDs I guess

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so that's one of them new fangle things them kids be having nowadays I see it on the TV and it'd be

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talking about suppositories and next thing I know she's like that's what you need and I never think

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to ask because then the TV show program comes back on and I'm telling you it's Colombo I don't

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watch none of that Andy Griffith stuff you watch Andy Griffith you remember the episode where Andy

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Griffith tricked Barney and Barney shot his foot and Gomer came in and Opie was screaming and said

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Paul Paul he was over there crying like little girl you know who I don't like I don't like that Opie

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Taylor there's something about that boy what are you talking about you like Opie Taylor because

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you watch happy day that that boy was no happy days yes he was he was there with Fonzie and Potsey

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and rap fowl what fly do we own we're on 37 30 if you keep asking me that question one more time

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I'm gonna slap you upside your head I hear terminal these got a wetsel print so I saw it on

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this year I ain't talking to you about no wetsel pretzel now I wonder if I got an aisle seat aisle

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seat you know I like the aisle seat in case case I got to go to the bathroom well who paid for the

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tickets I'm getting the aisle seat I thought I paid for the ticket you know you're you know you're

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wearing one of those pens so it don't matter if you don't make it to the bathroom listen now

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what I want to do I just want to go to the dagum with a pretzel well I hope you enjoyed that

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that sprinkles that improv we sure enjoyed it definitely had to just go with the flow there

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were some times where it was hard not to laugh but we made it through and so that brings us to our

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last donut that we're gonna sad but we're gonna bring it out our last donut that's coming out the

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box eclair which is our final thought so like an eclair this show we want it at the end to be you

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know just filled with something positive something good you know you know I know we have the what

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fries my donuts which was maybe a little bit of a downer or a ramp but we definitely want to

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encourage you guys you know we're bringing our positivity and laughs and so hopefully on this

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first episode you know you laughed we made you think and you know thanks for staying on the

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ride with us so with that being said do you want to start with your final thoughts absolutely so

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my final thought is we you know I see so much negativity out there and you know I was thinking

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the other day just about life and the thing is we live in a time that's just unprecedented you

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know even 10 years ago I couldn't imagine the kind of technology the different things that life has

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to offer and now times I mean 2021 we have so many things at the tip of our fingers 10 years ago

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we couldn't order in besides you know pizza or something like that now we can order from an

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app on our phone basically anywhere in town and so the thing about it is make sure you're enjoying

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your life make sure that you're enjoying everything that it has to offer because you know who knows

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if life is going to get more stressful things are going to happen and this is your good times

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you know good times always happen when you least expect them and so enjoy those moments especially

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during the holidays because life is important but life is also temporary and so the thing about life

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is we just need to enjoy all the times that we have especially with friends family loved ones

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any any group that you want to spend time with just make sure that you spend it to the best of

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your ability and enjoy your time even if it is less than ideal circumstances we can all enjoy our

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time because chances are when you look back on these times you won't remember the negative times

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but you'll remember the positives man that's definitely good I definitely agree with that it's

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definitely easy to get caught up in in the in the race of life and you know sometimes you definitely

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think that your best days are ahead of you but if you do that then you miss miss being in the moment

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but my my my final thoughts for today is just know your worth you know God made each one of us

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different and he gave us worth you know I tell people you know you're not a hamburger you're

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you're filet mignon and if people aren't if they asked have to ask what price it is then it's too

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expensive for them and you know you know there is a limit of so much that you can take but you know

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not just with relationships but with with friendships if that person doesn't want to call you back

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that person doesn't want to text you back if that person doesn't want to put in the effort to have

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a relationship or have a friendship with you you know don't don't be so worried don't be so upset

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about it you know you know your worth you're filet mignon and the people that notice your worth

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they're definitely willing to pay for it so you know you know play you know know your worth if she's

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you know talking down to you and not treating you like the king you are you know know your worth

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and every relationship goes through different things you know constantly driving up the wall

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and being ugly to you you know know your worth and even with friendships those people don't want

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to hang out with you don't get so upset you know I used to get so upset when people didn't want to

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hang out and I thought that there was something wrong with me personally but like I said God made

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each and every one of us different and life is too short to be worrying about you know who likes us

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and who doesn't like us because the people that genuinely know you you know they'll want to sit

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at your table and so even if your table is you know two chairs and a little fold-up table that's

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okay because you at least got one person so definitely know your worth so that's my final

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thoughts and you know we appreciate you guys listening with us like they say time flies when

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you're having fun and we are towards the end of this podcast sadly but I think it's time to take

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this donut box out to the trash can so why don't you tell them about trash can speaking of that. Awesome so trash can tv

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or as our website is tv trash can dot com is our newly launched website not just for our podcast but

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for other works that we're going to have coming up it's a future project but we wanted to go

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ahead and lay stake on it you know with how the world is nowadays if you don't jump on something

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and somebody else will so we definitely wanted to jump on the website but we're going to use it for

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the podcast for the time being as our official home and everything like that so the podcast will be

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going up on tv trash can dot com and that is tv trash can dot com all over case no spaces no nothing

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just tv trash can dot com and like us on facebook our page on facebook it's trash can tv and then

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details on future publications of course our podcast we schedule it for every monday morning

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so this one will be going up on monday morning our inaugural one i'm proud to say that we are

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that's tv trash can only check that out and help us out by again by liking and sharing and subscribing

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and say that website for them one more time tv trash can dot com and like i we said that is

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no spaces tv trash can dot com all right man well it's time to take this donut box podcast out to

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the trash can so with that being said i'm chris and i'm like and this is the donut box podcast

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and well thank you so much for listening

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you