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This week on the Donut Box podcast, hear about how Micah almost made me go blind when he

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sprayed me in the face with pepper spray.

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Oh man.

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And how we stole a gallon or two of milk from the homeless ministry because of that.

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Then we're going to talk about some funny arrest stories in the jail report and then

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followed up with the donut hole, which I'm going to leave that a little bit of a secret.

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We're going to give Chris a little bit of a quiz on one of his favorite hobbies.

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How well will he know it?

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We're going to find out.

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And then on what prize my donuts hear about how I have been with southerners and the way

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they do things.

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Is it really southern hospitality?

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Are they just being a jerk to your face in a nice way?

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Find out all about donuts.

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Yeah, yeah, we all know that.

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But you know, there's that.

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We got a few more segments in there, but you won't want to miss those.

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Go ahead, take a ride with us.

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Let's get started.

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Hi, I'm Micah.

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And I'm Chris.

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And we've been friends for over 20 years.

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Surprisingly, we haven't killed each other yet.

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Years ago, we started our own variety show and it sucked.

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Now that we're adults, we decided to give it another try.

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And you know what it says like in the movie?

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Life is like a box of donuts.

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You never know which one's going to be the next one.

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Wait a second.

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It's chocolates.

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Life is like a box of chocolates.

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You never know what you're going to get.

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Oh, right.

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Okay.

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Well, let's start the show.

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This is the Dona Box podcast.

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Well, Christopher, we are back for another episode here of the Dona Box podcast.

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Welcome.

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If you're a first timer, thank you for joining us.

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If you are returning, oh, gee, as we'd like to call you over here at Trashcan in the Dona

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Box podcast.

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Thank you so much.

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And welcome back, man.

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We've got a episode chock full of all sorts of things.

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Chris, how are you feeling this week, man?

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It's a brand new year.

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We haven't seen you guys since last year.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Don't you love it when people say that?

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I don't know.

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It's always kind of, I know.

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It's always fun to say it, but when people say it to me, I'm like, oh gosh, I don't know.

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It's always one of those things.

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It's like one of those double-headed things.

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I don't know.

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It's going to be a great episode.

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We're excited for what's coming in 2025.

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If you're listening on Spotify, go check us out on YouTube, Trashcan Network, or Dona

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Box podcast.

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That's D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T Box podcast.

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And see our wonderful faces because we're now live and live in color.

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Yeah.

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Live and in color.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So it's been a great run here in season four so far, but we're just getting started.

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So on this episode, we're going to start with our old-fashioned donut, which is a story

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from our past, which by the way, didn't mention it before, but we're on a regular scheduled

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program and our regular scheduled structure here.

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So I think they get it at this point, but old-fashioned donut, story from our past.

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So Chris, this one's a little bit of an interesting one.

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As you alluded to in the intro, I almost blinded you.

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You know what I mean?

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That's the reason we have to wear glasses now.

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I'm just kidding.

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Yeah, right?

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We're going to have to wear glasses before then.

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It's like we should pull up the picture where you had the eyepatch and be like, no, it's

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because of the mic up for the eyepatch.

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That was way before that even happened.

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So yeah, that was way before.

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So we decided, I mean, shoulders straight.

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So at the time to give a little backstory, Chris wanted to be a police officer.

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It was through the county's police department and it was for high school students who wanted

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to be in, you know, wanted to go into the academy and be a police officer in the future.

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done and kind of hang out for a little bit after we were done as well.

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the same gal again, if you've been listening, it was the same gal who tried to lure me into

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the Popeyes and Chris saved me from her.

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But anyways, so we were sitting there.

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I don't know how it came up.

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I think it was just on her key chain.

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Do you remember how it came up?

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Yeah, it was on her key chain.

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And I remember like looking at it and I was like, oh, like pepper spray.

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And I remember asking her like, why do you have pepper spray?

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And she was like, oh, like, because I'm a girl and like, in case anybody tries to like

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steal me or attack me, then I can pepper spray them.

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I don't know why I had this bright idea.

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I know in the academy, you're going to have to get tased and you're going to have to get

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pepper spray.

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You know what?

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I kind of want to know what it feels like so I can get out of the way.

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So whenever like, I actually have to go through it, I can be mentally ready and like, all

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So I'm like, okay.

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So I don't know why she let us borrow her pepper spray.

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Like, I think we just asked and we were just like, hey, can we have pepper spray for a

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Can we have a pepper spray?

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And so I remember like, it was after church.

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about Jay Rizzle and why we did not become friends with him later on.

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and see what it feels like.

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Like Michael, you're gonna pepper spray me.

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Like you guys got to come watch.

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So we're just hyping up everybody, everybody in the whole place.

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By there was even one point, I think he was like yelling in the parking lot like everybody,

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they're gonna pepper spray each other.

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I remember the whole youth group.

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So we went to the top of the hill where our cars were because I was like, I'm not going

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to do this in front of the leaders where people get C.

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I just wanted to like feel it on my skin to see what was going to happen.

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So I remember like, Micah sprays me and like, nothing happens.

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Like, and I'm like, okay, like nothing's happening.

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Like my skin doesn't hurt nothing.

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And did I did I spray you?

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Did you like?

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Yeah, you sprayed me with the arm up with the arm up just once, but like you sprayed me.

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And I think if I remember correctly, like we did it a few times, like I was so I sprayed

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you again.

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And it was it was one of those things.

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I think she got mad because she was like, you've got to like waste all of it or something

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like that.

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enough times to where it was like, okay, maybe it's not the skin, maybe it's the eyes.

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And so I remember you saying, okay, I'm going to I'm going to what did you say?

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You were like, I'm going to get just like a little bit.

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No, you said spray it on my arm and I'm going to rub it off and I'm going to rub a little

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bit into my eyes and see what it's like.

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went and I sprayed a lot this time because it was supposed to be enough to where he was

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supposed to get it and like wipe it into his eyes.

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It was quite a bit that drained into his eyes.

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It was hurting pretty bad.

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So if you've ever like had a really bad sunburn, it was like, I remember yeah, for our cop friend

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Jamie like telling us like, it's like sticking your head in a french fryer.

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really, really bad sunburn.

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the next part here because so we thought we were prepared us a smart young men and we

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had a bunch of bottles of water lined up on Chris's viewing and we thought, okay, because

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what we saw and the real bit was we watch cops and things like that all the time.

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They pepper spray them and they take bunch of water and they wash your eyes out.

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Like it's not a pleasant experience, but you figure like, okay, that's the thing to

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Oh no, that makes it worse.

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And so here Chris is.

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So like he's doing the Tim Tebow, like taking a knee and he's like looking up, you know,

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and I just reported it.

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Once that stuff like gets in your, then it starts getting your nose.

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Like, yeah, like coughing.

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remember him like being like, Oh my God.

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What do we do next?

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Christopher, did you ever think you were going to go blind at any point like during this

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I just remember being like, okay, it's going to be over.

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Like I can't open my eyes or whatever.

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buttermilk helps.

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Like something happened.

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But I remember Michael like went to go like, go, Oh no, this was, I could tell you this

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was in the days before phones, like smartphones.

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I had to run inside and there was the computer.

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It was the computer we used to run the lyrics on and the youth group.

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And I looked it up on the internet right quick, like what does for pepper spray?

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They were like milk.

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And right in the back, back there was the, was the homeless ministry.

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I think Friday or something, they were doing something.

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And I just remember they had a gallon of milk and I just went out there and I think we dumped

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that entire gallon of milk on your head.

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like really worried that I was going to go blind.

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So I don't know who's around me.

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I know Mike is there.

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Like that's it.

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And I remember like, I just remember like while the milk is like going on my eyes, I remember

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the ones who was like, why did you guys do that?

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That was really stupid.

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You shouldn't have been doing that.

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And I was like, I was like, yeah, I know it was dumb.

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I was like, I'll do it again.

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I don't care.

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And like, I already have beef with this particular leader.

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No, you know what you said to you finished off with get out of my freaking face.

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Oh yeah.

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Get out of my freaking face.

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And then I didn't know that our leader Tony was there and he was like, that's when he was

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like, well, you could have been really, he was like, that was a really dumb thing.

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He was like, you could have gone blind, like this and that.

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I remember being like, okay, I know the biggest thing was like, oh crap, are we going to get

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sued?

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Like, oh man, like they were really upset.

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Like, and again, being a youth leader, like I would probably be upset too.

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So it was like, I get it.

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But I was like, you can chastise me after, but like right now, while I'm in pain, like

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let's not do that.

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Right.

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And then like, like the milk is like working everything.

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And so ladies and gentlemen, if you ever accidentally get pepper sprayed or anything, or even a

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sunburn, like milk is a great way to go.

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Like it was, it helped.

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So I remember like I drove my car and I was like, I can't drive home.

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Like Micah's got a right home.

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So he calls my mom and was like, uh, miss Debbie, I got something to tell you Chris is okay.

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But like, there's been a little bit of an accident and my mom was like, were y'all drag racing

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in the parking lot or what happened?

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And my mom, and he's like, no, he's like, I sprayed Chris with pepper spray.

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And like my mom started laughing and she was like, Oh, okay.

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She was like, that's all.

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And, uh, he was like, yeah, he's like, I'm taking him home.

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It's like, okay.

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Like, and my mom was pretty cool about it.

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Like she thought it was funny.

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Like she did.

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I didn't get in trouble or anything.

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Yeah, I just remember getting to your house and it was interesting because by the time

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we got to your house, it was about a 20, 30 minute drive, something like that.

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Maybe, I don't know.

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It was probably around that long.

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But by the time we got to your house, like you were fine.

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I remember like your eyes were fine.

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In fact, you drove me back home.

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I drove Micah back home.

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But no, I remember going in the house and then like getting, getting you inside and she

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was just still laughing.

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She was like, I thought that you guys had gotten into like a drag racing accident or

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like had accidentally hit somebody in the parking lot or like something had happened.

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And so when you told me that it was pepper spray and she just started laughing.

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She thought that was the funny.

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She was not as she wasn't mad.

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I didn't get in any trouble.

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Micah didn't get in any trouble.

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So listen, I'm pretty sure she was just at that point that is Micah Christian Anagin's

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like, I think that was just.

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I was leaving to go to Texas pretty soon.

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So that's also why I kind of like was like, I don't freaking care.

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Get out of my freaking face to that leader.

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Cause I was like, I'm not even going to see you anyway.

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Like no more like I didn't, when I tell you I didn't care anymore.

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I legitimately did not care.

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Cause I was like, I'm not going to see any of you people ever again.

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I'm moving to Texas and I don't care.

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There's always an interesting feeling.

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Or do you ever scared that like I was going to go blind?

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No, I was more, it just looked like it hurt really, really bad.

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And I knew that it did.

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I think probably the worst that happened with me was so I didn't ever get it like in my

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eyes or anything like that.

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I just remember going home after everything and taking a shower.

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Oh, and shower is when it was a real problem.

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Cause I remember it was all over my arms.

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And then it was like on my hands, of course, from when I was spraying.

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And so it was one of those things to where like it, it feels like a really like the worst

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sunburn you ever had pretty much like it, it starts activating once you have the water

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on there.

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So I remember it was a pretty painful time and like I was having to be careful where

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I touched because it was like, I didn't want to, you know, like it was, and I didn't want

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it to like put it on my face or anything.

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So yeah, it hurt pretty good.

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So it was not like, it wasn't funny either.

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So I remember just being like, that hurts.

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So yeah, just cause, just cause you think the first stage is over with, does it mean

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that it's, it's like when you, like after you get a tattoo and then like you are in

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the shower or like you're washing it and you're like moving, it hurts.

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Like it's a lot like that, but like a couple times worse.

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But yeah, I survived pepper spray.

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There was part of me, there's always been part of me that's like, I wonder how bad getting

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taste hurts.

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I know it's not fun, but listen for me, I want to go through that.

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Me and electricity do not mix.

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So I'm going to go down a side avenue very briefly.

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I don't even think you've heard this story.

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I worked for a, a new old Japanese place.

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It was a Japanese place run by white people, which was kind of interesting, like a bachi

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style without the show.

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And so they had this ticket machine in the back, like one of the old school ones.

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And for whatever reason, you know how electronic sometimes there's a black box that's in the

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middle, like there's two segments to the cord, like the power cord.

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And so this black box was like uncovered.

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So like all the electronic components were open and I was wiping down that back bro and

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I hit that dude.

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And I don't know how much went through.

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All I know is I was on the floor and like they had to take me to the hospital.

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Like I remember like going up there and being like, what the heck happened?

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And I just remember my body freaking hurt.

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Like it hurt like for hours afterwards of just, I didn't want to go to the, at the time

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I was like 19.

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I was like, don't take me to the hospital.

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But I was just like, man, it really, I remember it like really hurting.

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So like when somebody is like, yeah, to get taste of like, no, thank you, especially not

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the police ones were like just the prongs.

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Cause like it's not just getting taste.

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Like you got to get those things like yank daddy.

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Like it's pretty gnarly.

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I don't want to go through that.

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But again, I'm also like, man, I've been through a lot.

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Like even when we talked about tattoos and those, some of those are pretty painful, but

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like I don't want to go through being taste.

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So yeah, for sure, man.

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Well, all right.

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Go ahead.

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I was going to say we're going to move into our next segment, which is the jelly donut

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and that's the jail report.

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Oh man.

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So you got for us.

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We got plenty of wonderful, wonderful arrest stories.

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Now tend to be exact.

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I know being from Mississippi like I am and the education system, I don't know.

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I didn't think I could count that high, but here we are.

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So the first one, and I dug deep for these, they're all very good.

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So the very first one, the potterailer peeler robbery.

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So this was happening in 2018 in New Hampshire.

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And so this man was charged with attempted robbery.

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So he attempted to rob a store with a potato peeler claiming to that it was a knife.

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The cashier just laughed and basically wrote him off.

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And so he actually ran off and then ended up getting arrested, but he tried to stick

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the place up with the potato peeler.

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Christopher.

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Yeah, I think I remember reading a story like that before.

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Yeah, that's why I think I kind of I think I've seen that.

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I think you were like to conceal part of it.

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Yeah.

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Or if you did like the little jacket maneuver, you know what, like some people, I mean, it

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works better with a gun, but like, you know, I'm talking about where people like the little

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jacket maneuver.

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All right, so the next one, this is the pineapple thief.

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This happened in good old Florida 2019.

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And so this man was charged with theft.

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So this man was arrested after he was caught stealing pineapple from the store from a public

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actually.

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Okay, good, good, good old publics.

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The man had been caught with a via surveillance footage and then they chased him out to the

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parking lot when he was arrested, he claimed that he just wanted a quick snack, but he

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was charged with theft on that one.

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Yeah, he'll be out in no time.

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That's not like a big charge.

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I'm like, bro, you're gonna risk it for a pineapple for a pineapple for a pineapple.

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Okay, so this guy here, or I'm sorry, it was a lady, this lady here, she was arrested for

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assaulting people at the local Walmart.

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You gotta love the local Walmart.

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And what would happen is she would approach unsuspecting strangers, give them a tight hug

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to the point where it was thought to be evasive.

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And then when people would try to do like evasive maneuvers or something like that,

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then she would just try to hug them harder while giving compliments at the same time.

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Now, I don't know what compliments these were, but at the same time, I wouldn't want no random

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lady at the Walmart coming up to me, hugging me, giving me some random compliments.

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So she was asked to leave by management.

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She said no.

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So they ended up arresting her for battery, battery, geez, I've mixed those two words

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up battery, battery, I said it again, battery and disorderly conduct, battery.

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I mean, there are worse things to get arrested for, but like, it's like, no, you're going

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to take this hug and you're going to take this compliment.

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Does she have like some weird fetish or what?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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It's just like you come here, you know what?

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Your handsome man just like give him a, I don't know.

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But at the same time, I'm just like, not, not for me at the Walmart, not for me at the

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Walmart.

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I forgot to tell you where that was at.

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That was actually in California.

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I was kind of expecting that to be somewhere in the South for some reason, but then ended

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up being the South.

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Interesting.

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All right.

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This one happened in our good old state of Texas.

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All right.

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So this was two men got arrested because they were having a dance off in a public park while

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very intoxicated.

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So both of them were very drunk and they had some sort of dispute.

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According to police or according to what they told police, they decided instead of having

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a full on fight, they were going to have a dance contest because there was a local venue

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that was playing music loud enough for them to hear.

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So they were just in the park having a good old dance contest instead of swinging and the

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cops got called.

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So they still got, they still got, they only got cited for public intoxication.

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But I still thought that was a little interesting.

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They're not hurting anyone.

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Like they were at least adult enough to have a dance off instead of swinging on each other.

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Like, let them be like, let these two drunk guys be like.

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That's pure.

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That's free entertainment.

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I just, I just, I still thought I was, I added that one just because I was like, even not

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being arrested, even just being cited with some public intoxication, getting a ticket.

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It's like, hey, at least they had swinging on each other.

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At least they're just like, you know what, you're moved, buddy.

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And they just got in, you know what?

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It's good.

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All right.

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This happened in the UK.

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So overseas fishing ships, mate.

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No, I'm joking.

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That's not great.

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So this one was, a man was arrested after he was playing an air guitar causing a public

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scene.

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But here's the kicker.

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He had no pants on.

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So he was playing the air guitar in his underwear.

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So yeah, he got arrested for public indecency and disturbing the peace.

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So you can't do that.

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You just can't do that.

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It's a bit odd.

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It's just.

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It's a tad strange, isn't it?

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I love British people.

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They always end things with a question.

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I don't know.

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I don't know how they do it.

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Anyways, all right.

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So this is the most, this is a Southern thing.

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And I'm just going to say where it happened, where it happened.

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I can't talk today.

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It's a Mississippi, bro.

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That Mississippi twang's coming out.

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Oh man.

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I've been sick all week.

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It's been a little interesting here.

479
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,560
All right, so this happened at the good old waffle house.

480
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,480
Got to love the water house.

481
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,480
Georgia.

482
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,000
This was just outside of Atlanta, Marietta.

483
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,640
So what ended up happening was a man tried to escape arrest by climbing on to the waffle

484
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,240
house roof.

485
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:45,840
So then they get into a standoff for over two hours trying to get the man off the roof.

486
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:50,840
He was then caught for a short time later, but he was arrested for disorderly conduct

487
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,840
and resisting arrest.

488
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,160
Now, here's the thing.

489
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,880
My first thought when I read this story, because I was just going to pass this story

490
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,320
on by, right?

491
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,840
Just okay, man climbs a waffle house.

492
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,040
No, no.

493
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,320
This man, you would think, okay, most waffle houses have that ladder that's in the back,

494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,320
right?

495
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,320
That you could climb onto the roof.

496
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320
No, no.

497
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,080
This man somehow scaled the waffle house to get onto the roof.

498
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:20,200
I don't know what he was on, but like somehow, according to this story, he did not use the

499
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,800
ladder and somehow scaled the building to get onto the roof.

500
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,760
Yeah, he had to be on drugs.

501
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760
That's, that's, yeah.

502
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:32,280
He was probably high and was like, let's go to the waffle house to eat.

503
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Like that's great.

504
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:39,440
The things you see at the waffle house, man, like if you've never been to the waffle house,

505
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,600
it's a special place, especially the later at night it gets.

506
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,880
It's a special place, special place.

507
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,040
All right.

508
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,960
The next one.

509
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,200
This one is the case of the mismatch shoes.

510
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,680
So this woman went into a store in the mall for Christmas.

511
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,280
This actually happened here in 2020.

512
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,320
She goes into the mall for Christmas.

513
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:05,760
She goes into a shoe store and she gets a pair of shoes, doesn't pay for it in leaves.

514
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,920
So surveillance camera, they look at her.

515
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,000
They didn't catch her, but they had her picture, all sorts of stuff.

516
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,560
This same woman comes back to the same store.

517
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,200
Why?

518
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,800
She tried to return the shoes because they were not mates of each other.

519
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,280
So one shoe was one size.

520
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,080
The other shoe was the other size.

521
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560
She was trying to get the shoes.

522
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,440
She tried to do it without a receipt, but she tried to get the shoes, the perfect pair,

523
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,240
the same size.

524
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,480
And that's when they caught her.

525
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,480
So there you go.

526
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:42,320
Mike, you know, if that would have happened at the bootcrawl, one of us would have gotten

527
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,400
written up for selling a mismatch.

528
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,400
Yeah.

529
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,080
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the thing at the bootcrawl.

530
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:53,760
If you sold a pair of mismatch boots and they had stickers on the bottom of them, then

531
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,040
they had to have matching sticker numbers.

532
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,760
If you sold a pair of mismatches, right up.

533
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,920
But anyways, I can't believe she tried to do that.

534
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:07,680
It's like, that's got what's coming to you.

535
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,640
One too many times in the cookie jar.

536
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,920
That's what I got to say to that.

537
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,920
All right.

538
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,640
So we got just a few more here.

539
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:20,520
So this one, a man was arrested for stealing 20 bottles of Heinz 57 ketchup.

540
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,040
You got to really love some ketchup.

541
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,600
The man seemingly obsessed with the condiment, filled his backpack and tried to leave without

542
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,240
paying from it's another grocery store here.

543
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,760
Have you ever heard of Tom Thumb?

544
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:38,120
Yeah, I'd say the division of Albertsons.

545
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,600
Geez, how big is that company?

546
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,800
I don't know, I guess it's old, out and bought.

547
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,800
So I don't know.

548
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,080
They're pretty big.

549
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:53,120
Anyways, so he was caught and arrested for the unusually large ketchup stash because

550
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,600
obviously they caught him.

551
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,600
But yeah, he was arrested for theft.

552
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:02,080
But when they asked him why, he just said he liked ketchup.

553
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:08,000
So he couldn't go to McDonald's and get some ketchup packets or Chick-fil-A and get some

554
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,280
ketchup packets or no.

555
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:15,160
No Christopher, he's got to have his fancy glass bottle Heinz 57.

556
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,760
It wasn't a plastic bottle.

557
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,760
You know what I mean?

558
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,760
It was a restaurant.

559
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,160
That was a nice name.

560
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,160
I'm joking.

561
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,800
I have no clue what kind of bottle it was.

562
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,320
But yeah, it's one of those things where he had to have his ketchup.

563
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,240
He had to have his 20 bottles of ketchup.

564
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,400
All right.

565
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,920
So this one happened at the good old Burger King.

566
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,760
You got to love Burger King.

567
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,360
You know who fell off the Burger King.

568
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:43,240
All right, so a group of customers at the Burger King received their burger with what

569
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,400
they thought was considerably too many pickles.

570
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400
So they thought that their order, their whopper had too many pickles.

571
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:55,000
So this person decided that whoever was working in the back, they thought that they had some

572
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,680
sort of perceived slight against them for some odd reason.

573
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,560
So what ends up happening is the person who was in the lobby who had the two many pickles

574
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:12,040
threw their drink towards the back towards the cook and then a fight ensued where food

575
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:17,240
was thrown and apparently a brawl ensued in the middle of the Burger King.

576
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,560
Oh, yeah, though.

577
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:24,560
If you're throwing food at me, I'm oh, yeah, it's all it's in the tank is especially, you

578
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:31,960
know where this happened where Chai Rat over Chicago, this happened over Chicago.

579
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:37,760
So I'll throw food in I'll give you Chai Rat, Knuckle sandwiches.

580
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:42,480
But but yeah, they were the people who got the whopper with the two many pickles were

581
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,960
arrested for disorderly conduct.

582
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:49,520
Knuckle sandwiches was a two piece with a side of two piece fries.

583
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,520
There you go.

584
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,920
And I'll give it to you for free.

585
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,440
All right, the last one here, you got to love this one.

586
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,920
And this one happened in a great state of Alabama.

587
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:07,840
So we've got a man arrested because he out tried to outrun a police cruiser and his souped

588
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,600
up lawn mower.

589
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,840
Now how many of you have heard about lawn mower races?

590
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,360
I don't know how many of y'all have heard about lawn mower races, but they are things

591
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,080
especially in the south.

592
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:22,080
And this filler, he had himself a lawn mower that he raced apparently.

593
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:28,160
And so he spent away on said mower and the cops ended up pit maneuvering the mower.

594
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,640
I shouldn't laugh, but I'm just imagining this little mower and he getting pit maneuvered.

595
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:38,040
And so he ends up, you know, taking a tumble and then he was arrested for drunk driving

596
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,000
and reckless endangerment.

597
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,120
But man, I just could you imagine it's just like you never catch me alive, you know, on

598
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,600
his lawn mower.

599
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,880
You don't see that on police simulator.

600
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,960
So you don't see that one.

601
00:30:51,960 --> 00:31:00,040
You know, when they say that each call out is different, what do they say?

602
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,520
Each traffic stop is different.

603
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,800
Don't ever be complacent.

604
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,080
It's like don't ever be complacent.

605
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:09,360
It's like, oh yeah, because some dude on a souped up lawn mower might take off on it.

606
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,360
That sounds like Alabama.

607
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,480
That sounds like Alabama.

608
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,720
All right, man.

609
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,480
Well, that's all that I got there for the jail report.

610
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
They got some pretty wild stories.

611
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,480
What was your favorite one?

612
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:27,520
Um, probably the whopper one or because he got a big old whopper after you and I'm just

613
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,520
kidding.

614
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Um, probably that one or probably the potato peeler one or probably the dance off.

615
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,440
Gotcha.

616
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,040
Well, that's good to drop.

617
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,120
Drop it in the comments of what you thought to what you think as well.

618
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
All right.

619
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,000
So let's move on to our next segment, which is the donut hole and you got to give the

620
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,880
drum roll or however you do that.

621
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,720
Um, I couldn't get my tongue to do the thing on that one.

622
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,560
But anyways, the donut hole is one of Chris, the first favorite hobbies.

623
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,440
He's got it behind him.

624
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,800
It is a wrestling quiz.

625
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Yeah.

626
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Back, back there, back there.

627
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Yeah.

628
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,240
A wrestling people are.

629
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,880
Can you name any of them?

630
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,400
I see Sean Michaels, but that's because I see a ginormous.

631
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,720
You could, you could lettering.

632
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,200
So that's Sean Michaels.

633
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,200
Yes.

634
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Let's see.

635
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,200
Um, that's seeing point.

636
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,200
That's Kevin.

637
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,200
Yeah.

638
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:29,400
Anyways, this is 1980s to now wrestling quiz and I'm going to go by and I'm going to go

639
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400
by air.

640
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,800
Are you excited for this?

641
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,080
Let's see if I know what I'm doing.

642
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Okay.

643
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:40,040
So we're going to start with 1980s wrestling here.

644
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,040
Who?

645
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,040
Oh, hold on.

646
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,320
If I can get this whole thing.

647
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,720
There we go.

648
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,640
Who was the WWE champion?

649
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,640
Why is this?

650
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,640
Sorry.

651
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,640
Are you on buzz?

652
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,640
Is that what you're?

653
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,240
No, I'm not on no buzzfeed.

654
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,320
I'm having some technical difficulties with my little quiz later where I wrote up this

655
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,400
quiz here, but that's okay.

656
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:07,520
Who is the WWE champion in the first ever WrestleMania in 1985?

657
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,720
Was it a whole Cogan B the iron chic?

658
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,720
See Andre the giant or D Roddy Piper was Hulk Hogan.

659
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Yeah, it's your favorite person.

660
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,160
Oh, Hulk Hogan.

661
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,640
Chris loves the guy.

662
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,840
Like I mean, don't really don't don't.

663
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Okay.

664
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:33,240
I don't like that guy, but we don't have time here.

665
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,240
Yeah.

666
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,080
We don't, we don't have enough time on this.

667
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:43,720
Now you're going to know this one, which legendary wrestler known as the nature boy was famous

668
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,200
for his catchphrase.

669
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Whoa.

670
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,920
In the 80s, you can go ahead and say it.

671
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,040
I know you know, is it Rick Flair?

672
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,040
Yes.

673
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
Yes, it is.

674
00:33:54,040 --> 00:34:00,360
I feel like even non wrestling people know that even non wrestling people know that.

675
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,360
Let's see.

676
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,360
All right.

677
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,800
So I think so too.

678
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,240
Enough people know Rick Flair.

679
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,480
I feel like.

680
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,080
All right.

681
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,800
So next question.

682
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:17,920
Who did Hulk Hogan famously body slam at WrestleMania in 1987, making one of the biggest moments

683
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,480
wrestling history?

684
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,920
Was it a King Kong, buddy?

685
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:27,480
B Andre the giant C Randy Savage or D Ted Diabasi?

686
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,320
How do you say that dude?

687
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,480
Yeah, Ted Diabasi.

688
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,520
He's the million dollar man.

689
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,240
I'm going to say Andre the giant.

690
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,920
Yes, that is correct.

691
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,920
That is correct.

692
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,440
So you're doing pretty good there.

693
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440
All right.

694
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,040
So the next one here, we're moving on to round two.

695
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,040
That was the 80s.

696
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,280
So let's do the 1990s.

697
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,920
The 90s.

698
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,920
All right.

699
00:34:53,920 --> 00:35:00,560
So which one of these WWE superstars was known for his stone cold stunner finishing move?

700
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,560
Go ahead and say.

701
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:06,000
Oh, bro, you're setting me up stone cold Steve Austin.

702
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Who's that?

703
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
No, I'm joking.

704
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,240
Everybody knows who that is.

705
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240
All right.

706
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:19,160
In the 1990s, which famous wrestler famously made the jump from WWE to East or to WCW,

707
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,160
sorry, leading to the formation of the in WO.

708
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:29,080
That's kind of a trick question because there were several of them.

709
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,280
Is it a answers?

710
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:37,280
Is it a Bret Hart B. Shawn Michaels C. Hulk Hogan or D. Kevin Nash?

711
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,360
Oh, that's a trick question.

712
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Kevin Nash.

713
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,360
It is Kevin Nash.

714
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,360
Yeah.

715
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,480
I was like, you could you could argue that it's Hulk Hogan because Hulk Hogan did the

716
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,400
same thing, but it's Kevin Nash.

717
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,080
Yeah, for sure.

718
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,080
All right.

719
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,560
So next one here, which wrestler known as the People's Champion went on to become one

720
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,480
of Hollywood's biggest stars after his wrestling career?

721
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,320
Freakin Rock Dwayne the Freakin Rock Johnson.

722
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:08,480
I picked some of these just to make sure that it just, you know, another woman just frustrates

723
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,480
the fire out of me.

724
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,640
Fry your donuts, if you will.

725
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Mm hmm.

726
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,640
All right.

727
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,880
So that's pretty much all I had for the 90s.

728
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,760
You ready to do the 2000s?

729
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760
Sure.

730
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:28,760
Since you're acing all of these, I made it too easy, apparently, which if I can talk,

731
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:34,040
good superstar is known for his yes chant, which became a crowd favorite during his rise

732
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,760
to WWE stardom.

733
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:43,000
Brian Danielson or Daniel Bryan, however you whichever way you want to go with that.

734
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,080
Wait, so he has two names.

735
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,360
His actual real name is Brian Danielson, but when he wrestled for the WWE, he was known

736
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,880
as Daniel Bryan.

737
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,880
Okay.

738
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,720
Oh, there you go.

739
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:56,720
All right.

740
00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:04,800
Next one here, which wrestler is often called the beast and, you know, has a dominant reign

741
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,720
Brock Freakin Lesnar, which I'm very disappointed at his actions.

742
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,480
Yeah, he's kind of a bad name.

743
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,360
It's kind of a note.

744
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:21,320
They're pulling all of his stuff like he's pretty much pulled from WWE, all of his merchandising

745
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,440
and everything.

746
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:31,320
So in 2014, a WWE superstar faced off against the Undertaker WrestleMania, ending a streak.

747
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,840
Which one was that?

748
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,440
I was Brock Lesnar.

749
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440
Brock.

750
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,440
It was Brock Lesnar.

751
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,920
Brock Lesnar ended the streak.

752
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,760
All right.

753
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,720
The next question I have is what is the name of the finishing move used by the rock, which

754
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,680
was popular in the late nineties and early 2000s.

755
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,200
The people's elbow.

756
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,200
Yes, it was the people's elbow.

757
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:06,040
Which wrestler is known for the RKO move, which is often executed out of.

758
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,960
Does he hear voices in his head?

759
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,600
Because it might be Randy Orton.

760
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,600
Yes, it is ready or 90.

761
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,520
I didn't have to finish the thing here.

762
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,520
Okay.

763
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,080
So I got two more questions for you here.

764
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,080
Which fan?

765
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,280
Oh, man, I can't.

766
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,280
I can't talk.

767
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Which wrestler famously broke a chair over his own head on live television during the

768
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,800
1990s?

769
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,280
Was it a McFauley be Chris Jericho?

770
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,720
See Eddie Guerrero or D Stone Cold Steve Austin?

771
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,520
Yeah, it sounds like McFauley.

772
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,520
So McFauley.

773
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Yeah, it was.

774
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,720
It was crazy, bro.

775
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:46,920
Have you seen his hell in the cell match where he got thrown off the top thing by the Undertaker?

776
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920
Oh, yeah.

777
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,480
No, I have seen that.

778
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
I have seen that.

779
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,920
It was like freaking stick it.

780
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920
There was nothing.

781
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Why?

782
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920
I don't know.

783
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
All right.

784
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:04,920
So last question that I have here in the early 2000s, WWE introduced a wrestler named

785
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,040
the hurricane who was a superhero gimmick.

786
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,240
Is that true or false?

787
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,360
That is true.

788
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360
That is true.

789
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,160
And what ended up happening with the hurricane?

790
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,160
Who knows?

791
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,160
We don't know.

792
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,160
It fell off, huh?

793
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,160
All right.

794
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:25,160
Who is who is the current WWE champion right now?

795
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:31,160
Cody Rhodes, Cody Raheem Rhodes, my boy.

796
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,160
Cody Raheem.

797
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,920
Is his middle name actually Raheem?

798
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,920
I don't know.

799
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
There's jokes.

800
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,400
I was part of black history.

801
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400
Part black.

802
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,400
And then he's the black champion.

803
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,440
And I'm like, oh, right.

804
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,760
It's like Cody Raheem Rhodes.

805
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:51,760
I can't even, but man, I know you like Cody Rhodes and all, but I know there's some things

806
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:59,680
that doesn't exactly make you happy and kind of alluded to it earlier in this episode.

807
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,920
But what really fries your donuts in our, what fries are done at segment today, Christopher?

808
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,920
So I alluded to it earlier and again, hear me.

809
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,640
It's not, I'm, I'm dumping on Southerners.

810
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,640
Okay.

811
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,160
I grew up in the South.

812
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,720
Michael grew up in the South.

813
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,920
I'm moving back to the South oddly enough.

814
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,320
The nice part of the South.

815
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,320
But like, there are certain things that I had just learned that as part of Southerner culture

816
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,720
that I'm like, bro, I'm not a fan of this.

817
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:34,840
Now, and Michael can attest to this because he has to sometimes frequently see his Mississippi

818
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,960
folks and they sometimes have some of these Southernisms.

819
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:45,520
And I will tell you a lot of people talk about Southern hospitality, but Texas has the best

820
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,520
hospitality.

821
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,520
I'll tell you that right now.

822
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:53,600
So when people say Southern hospitality, Southerners are nice up into a point.

823
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:58,560
But if you try to talk to like a random stranger, like in the South, they'll kind of like, look

824
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,920
at you like, hmm, Texas, you can just talk to anybody in any way.

825
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,080
I will talk to you.

826
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,560
Now one of the things that frustrates me about one of these Southernisms is have you

827
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:15,480
noticed that like Southernisms, like if they're hungry, they won't tell you that they're hungry,

828
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,640
but they'll try and if you're with them and you're at someone else's house, no one's

829
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,720
going to speak up and be like, Hey, I'm hungry.

830
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,920
Can we eat because that's considered rude.

831
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,280
What they will do is, is like, Oh, I think Mike is hungry.

832
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,760
Michael, you're hungry, right?

833
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,320
And it's like, no, I'm not.

834
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,600
No, yeah, you're hungry.

835
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,600
Maybe, maybe, maybe it's time to eat, you know?

836
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,720
And they're using you as an excuse to say that they're hungry, but they won't come out

837
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,360
right and say it.

838
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,360
Am I right?

839
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,360
Oh yeah, no, absolutely.

840
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:53,200
And there's, there's a lot of these other Southernisms that, and I don't know if this

841
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:57,400
is, I've seen this once we've got to Texas, it'd be different.

842
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,760
But one that was very strict was there was kind of an underwritten thing of you don't

843
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,680
go to the bathroom and other people's houses and less.

844
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,200
They're told to, like, apparently people in Texas do not understand that.

845
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,600
They're just like, Oh, you want to use my bathroom?

846
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
Like go for it.

847
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Like nobody cares.

848
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:20,640
But in Southern thing, like even if you ask, I've been in situations where it's like,

849
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,960
and typically I wouldn't, or you've seen people ask and say, Hey, I need to go to the bathroom.

850
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,200
And they'll kind of be like, and kind of act like real weird about it.

851
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,280
And it's like, what's the problem with me going to your bathroom?

852
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,560
There'll be things like that.

853
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,000
There'll also be going back to food.

854
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:44,800
The one plate limit, like there's a, there's a mythical like one plate limit unless they

855
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,600
tell you like, Hey, pile on for a second plate.

856
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,360
And they're like obnoxious about it.

857
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,080
Even if they tell you like, Hey, get seconds.

858
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,480
That's still like a test.

859
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,280
You have to, you have to wait till someone else goes.

860
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,280
Yeah, right.

861
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,360
It's seconds before you don't want to be the first one to go and be that guy.

862
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,680
Now also too, I've also found this is a Southern deal.

863
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,120
It's like you, it's unspoken, but you're supposed to know this.

864
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,400
And if you do it, it's kind of like, they won't say it to your Facebook.

865
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,200
They'll talk about you after you leave.

866
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:22,120
But if you take the last of something, like if you're the, if you take the last roll or

867
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,720
you take the last bit of sweet tea or whatever, like they won't say that to your Facebook,

868
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,520
that's considered a root apparently.

869
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,880
Well, and even, even if you ask them, like, I mean, my thing is there's a lot of times

870
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,520
where it'll be like, does anybody want the last bit of it?

871
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,240
And everybody be like, Nope, I don't.

872
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,080
And then afterwards be like, could you believe that guy?

873
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,640
He just takes the last bit of stuff.

874
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,760
Hey, I have no respect for nobody.

875
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,840
He just thinks that he just runs the place.

876
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,320
It's like, I even asked.

877
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,280
And that's just think about Southerners.

878
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,560
It's like, if they have an issue with you, they will wait till you leave and then like

879
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,560
talk about it.

880
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,200
Talk about everyone else.

881
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,200
It's very like, yeah.

882
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,160
And it's like, if you have a problem with me, why don't you say it?

883
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:07,160
But they'll say it like in a nice, they'll be like, they'll say it in a nice way, but

884
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,160
they're insulting.

885
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:14,920
Oh, well, like for example, and this is pretty common among like, probably if they're another

886
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:21,080
woman commenting about another woman's dress, like the way they dress, not their actual

887
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,160
dress, maybe that place, they'll be like, they'll be like, wow, you must not really

888
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,440
get that cold or you must be awfully cold.

889
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:35,880
And that's what they're saying is, is that you are dressing very inappropriately.

890
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,040
Therefore you must be a promiscuous person.

891
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,040
Am I right?

892
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,760
Yeah, they're suddenly calling you hoey.

893
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,920
They're like, hey, you hoey.

894
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,320
And then, you know, it'll, it'll be like that for clothes.

895
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,320
It'll be like that.

896
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,800
Like there's a lot of judgment in things that are going on.

897
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,240
And I think the classic Southernism that people always talk about is the bless your heart.

898
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,880
Oh, bless your heart.

899
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,520
That is not a good thing.

900
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,400
That's like, I either feel sorry for you or like, oh, you're going through a hard time

901
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,640
or oh, you're just stupid.

902
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,640
It's like that.

903
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,640
It's like that.

904
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,400
They're really ragging on you, but it's got that smile on your face.

905
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,400
Like, oh, just.

906
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,680
I love the weirdest thing, but like, yeah, I'm like a hornet who got trapped in a cup full

907
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:26,120
of Coca-Cola and can't find his way out and it's like, okay, what are some other like

908
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,600
Southernisms that you have noticed?

909
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:36,280
Some of the other ones that I've noticed is, and I don't know if this is a generational

910
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:43,880
thing if this is just for the males or whatnot, but it's like, I've noticed that if you don't

911
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:49,560
know how to work with your hands like completely and what I mean by that is so like there's

912
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,880
some basic things like a lot of people don't have to change a tire and stuff like that.

913
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,160
That's not what I'm talking about, but there's a lot of folks that are in the South that

914
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,680
are most of them are really handy.

915
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,040
And of course, a lot of people in the South have had to come up and make do with what

916
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,040
they've had.

917
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,880
And so it'll be like, you've never built your own house before.

918
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,400
What are you talking about?

919
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,400
It's just like, no, I've never built my own house before.

920
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,680
And there's a lot of things that it'll be like, they kind of look down on you because you

921
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,680
don't have these.

922
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,360
Like what do you mean you never plumbed an entire commercial building?

923
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,920
It's like, I've never.

924
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,000
When I'm talking about the South, I'm talking about like the deep South, like Mississippi,

925
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,800
Alabama, Georgia, like that kind of thing.

926
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:35,200
There are nice parts of the South like Tennessee, the Carolinas, like those are nice parts.

927
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:42,200
But like also down like Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, like they don't have a lot of industries.

928
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:48,080
So most of them have to do some kind of trade like plumbing or electrician or like whatever.

929
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,680
So they are more hand.

930
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,680
Yeah.

931
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,800
I think, I think what I'm saying more is like people not only look down on you, but they'll

932
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,120
kind of be like, they'll kind of be like that kid.

933
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,200
Hey, you don't know what the heck he's doing.

934
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,160
And like, that's what they say.

935
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,240
And basically it'll be like what I'm doing, like I'm in it, right?

936
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,040
It's like, they won't trust me doing computer stuff.

937
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,840
It's like, well, I don't know how to do no plumbing.

938
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,440
So it's like, they make some like weird assumptions.

939
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,440
Yeah.

940
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,480
And you're going, well, that doesn't mean that doesn't equate to anything.

941
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:23,920
The biggest thing for me that comes to mind Southern wise is the Southern goodbye.

942
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,360
When somebody says we're going to say goodbye, that's not true.

943
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,640
That is not true.

944
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,240
Like Texas, it is better.

945
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,280
I will say that Texas is a little bit more wrapped up.

946
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,200
It is still take a long time.

947
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,360
And a lot of times when I'm talking about as church or some sort of gathering or function,

948
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:46,320
it doesn't matter really what it is, but it'll be one of these things of like, all right,

949
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,320
bye.

950
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,080
And then it's just like, well, did you say bye to so and so?

951
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:54,920
And it's considered rude if you don't go basically to everybody and say, hey, bye.

952
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,880
And it doesn't, it's not just like, hey, bye.

953
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,880
It's, hey, I'm leaving.

954
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,080
Oh, you're leaving already.

955
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,720
And then next thing you know, you're in your whole conversation about this whole thing.

956
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,400
And you're just like, and before you know it, it's like, I said I was leaving two hours

957
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:13,160
ago and here we are, like we're still just saying bye to folks and like it happens.

958
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,920
It really does.

959
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,640
It's like, I don't know.

960
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,640
It's very social.

961
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:25,320
Do you want to talk about expectations when it comes to vacations or visiting each other?

962
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,800
Let's say that for another episode.

963
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,800
Okay.

964
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,800
We're going to say that for another episode.

965
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800
All right.

966
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,960
You already move on to the next segment here and hear me again.

967
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,000
I'm not, again, I grew up around people from the South.

968
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,600
So like I'm not dumping on them, but like I wish Southerners would just be direct and

969
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:51,680
like say, Hey, like I'm hungry or Hey, I really need to use a bathroom or like if you're thirsty,

970
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,600
you have to wait for someone to offer you a drink at their house.

971
00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,320
Like just voice how you're feeling.

972
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,920
And then the passive aggressiveness, like if you're really upset, like don't, they will

973
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,880
be the people to tell everybody else except you that they got a problem with you and then

974
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,520
be like, Oh no, that's it.

975
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,920
So just Southerners, please, if you're listening, use your words, communicate.

976
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,920
That's all I'm asking.

977
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:17,920
Yeah.

978
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,120
And then we'll talk in the future, but what Chris is alluding to too about vacations and

979
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,360
some things, there's, you know, some of these Southern people, it's just like, if you were

980
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:31,200
to go to their location for a vacation, they're not going to show you around town.

981
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,080
They're not going to do whatever they'd be like, what do you want to do?

982
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,360
But it's like, if you, they come to your town, they expect you to have this whole grand plan,

983
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,320
you know, everywhere they're going to eat.

984
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,080
They know, you know what they're going to show them.

985
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,800
You have the whole thing lined up.

986
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,280
You've taken off work the entire week, like because they have, they are there.

987
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,000
You're rolling out the red carpet.

988
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Congratulations.

989
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
They're in town.

990
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,800
But it's like, when you get to town, it's like, well, I won't be seeing you too much.

991
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,800
I'll be working all week.

992
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,440
It's like, it is what it is.

993
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,680
But anyways, all right, man.

994
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:06,560
Well, let's move on to our next segment, which is our mystery donut, which is our improv

995
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,440
segment and Chris, we have bad presentations today.

996
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,760
We haven't done this one in a while.

997
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,640
So the game is just what it sounds like.

998
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:22,400
Chris and I are going to give each other a sales pitch or something to pitch.

999
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:29,760
And we have to give basically an anti-pitch of what, why, why you wouldn't want to buy

1000
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,040
it pretty much when the worst absolute quality is about this thing.

1001
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,920
So Chris, do you have an idea for me or?

1002
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,720
It's like, I've got an idea for you.

1003
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,760
And this is going to put you in the real challenge.

1004
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,760
Oh, great.

1005
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,760
Give me a bad presentation about buying a plane ticket somewhere.

1006
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760
Okay.

1007
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:56,960
I'm going to, I'm going to offend some people here.

1008
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,640
Well, you're trying to go somewhere and you want a real vacation.

1009
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,760
Think of Mobile, Alabama.

1010
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,480
Mobile is a great place to go.

1011
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,000
You're looking for a plane ticket.

1012
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,480
I will put you on the biggest can of crap that is going from Atlanta to Mobile.

1013
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:15,320
Let me tell you, it's commute air, the CRJ 900.

1014
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,480
And for those non-plane people, that's a heap of junk.

1015
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,680
So pretty much what you're going to love is you're going to get on this plane.

1016
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,560
It's going to have the aroma of burning crap.

1017
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560
That's what's going to happen.

1018
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560
It's burning.

1019
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,960
It's, and then you're going to sit down.

1020
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,640
And what's going to happen is the seats going to fall off.

1021
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,480
It's literally just going to fall off behind you.

1022
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,040
And they're going to say, well, the flight's full.

1023
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,400
So you're going to have to sit in this gentleman's lap.

1024
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,880
So there's that.

1025
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,240
And what's going to end up happening then is the bathroom is going to overflow.

1026
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,760
It's going to go down the main aisle.

1027
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,480
And then before you know it, it's only an hour flight, but it's been hijacked.

1028
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,800
What do you know it?

1029
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,880
It's been hijacked.

1030
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:59,520
So now they're taking it to none other than Jackson, Mississippi, where they're going

1031
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,920
to, you know, I'm not going to finish that statement, but you know what?

1032
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,720
Doesn't that sound like a great trip?

1033
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,720
Chris, that sounds like a great trip.

1034
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,000
I'm looking for plane tickets.

1035
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,520
You should be looking for plane tickets right now.

1036
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:19,760
There are some all-inclusive deals at willidiotravelindustries.com.

1037
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,760
Willidiotravelindustries.com.

1038
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:26,400
A book, my next location there.

1039
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,400
I'm ready.

1040
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,440
Alrighty.

1041
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:40,880
I just started a new, I just started a new website for the Dota Box podcast.

1042
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:46,200
Pitch me the worst website you could possibly imagine for the Dota Box podcast.

1043
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,120
Don't do that because then we're crapping on our brand.

1044
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:54,480
Okay, fine.

1045
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:59,040
Google just came out with a brand new search engine.

1046
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,280
Crap on the search engine.

1047
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:09,520
Do you want to have a search engine that takes five seconds just for you to get your loaded

1048
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,520
answers?

1049
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:16,280
Well, jokes on you, it's going to take a minute for you to get your answers once you put it

1050
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,280
in the search engine.

1051
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,080
Oh, and by the way.

1052
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,840
This search engine doesn't curate the best website first.

1053
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,520
It curates all the websites that were possibly give you potential spam.

1054
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,400
So make sure you click on those websites first.

1055
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,680
Also, are you tired of being tracked by the government?

1056
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,880
Well, with this search engine, you're not going to have to worry about that problem because

1057
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:43,280
it automatically tracks you and AI will calculate your every move.

1058
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:48,800
As soon as you put one letter into the search engine, you're going to get all of the ads

1059
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:54,080
on Facebook and Instagram starting with a letter H each day.

1060
00:53:54,080 --> 00:54:00,400
So try this new search engine by Google called the hell of bad.

1061
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,400
All right.

1062
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,880
All right, man.

1063
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,200
I want more for you.

1064
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:15,440
Sell me a, sell me a moving truck.

1065
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,160
It's a moving service.

1066
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,480
A moving service.

1067
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,760
Are you tired of moving things yourself?

1068
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:29,840
Would you like to have a crew of exactly one guy who has been broken down and is about

1069
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,400
65 years old, come to your house and move all your stuff?

1070
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,120
Well, you're what we're looking for and you were looking for you.

1071
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,800
So come over here.

1072
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:43,400
And what we are is we are elderly veterans moving service.

1073
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,400
That's right.

1074
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,760
The one and only because there's only one of us.

1075
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,360
So we give you the time estimate typically wrong.

1076
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,320
It should say two, three hours.

1077
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,320
No, no.

1078
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,320
Did we say two hours?

1079
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,920
We've been two days.

1080
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,040
So here's the thing.

1081
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,760
If you're not looking to be on a timeline at all, don't worry about it.

1082
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,160
This is the place for you.

1083
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,560
It could take anywhere from a few hours to a few days to a few months.

1084
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,560
Who knows?

1085
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,360
He might not even show up at all.

1086
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:15,400
If you like someone who takes frequent maps instead of actually doing the work.

1087
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,560
Hey.

1088
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,560
That's great.

1089
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,280
In fact, he started squatting at a few people's houses.

1090
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,760
He's forgotten why they're actually there.

1091
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:30,120
So if you're looking for somebody who could possibly do this, that's us.

1092
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,560
Come find us.

1093
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,280
The movers, the one and only.

1094
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,560
Don't you want to move with us?

1095
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,800
You also forgot to add how he'll break all your stuff too.

1096
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,520
When he puts it in the moving truck.

1097
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,760
He's broken himself.

1098
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,760
All right.

1099
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,760
One more for me.

1100
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,960
All right.

1101
00:55:52,960 --> 00:56:01,000
Sell me tickets to a Lido concert.

1102
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,480
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing a bit.

1103
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,200
This is not how I feel.

1104
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:12,520
Have you ever wanted to see a live bowl of chocolate melted ice cream?

1105
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,960
While you're in luck, come to the Lizzo concert.

1106
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:22,760
You'll see this bowl of chocolate melted ice cream perform live as she plays the flute,

1107
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,600
sing about how she doesn't need a man.

1108
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,280
But yet all of her songs are about needing a man.

1109
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:33,000
Also, do you want to hear some really bad singing?

1110
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,040
Come to the Lizzo concert.

1111
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:39,160
Have you ever wanted to experience the category five earthquake?

1112
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,840
Come to the Lizzo concert where there's no talent.

1113
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,920
You have to pay a thousand dollars just to get in.

1114
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,600
And it's basically like going to the grocery store and buying a bowl of melted chocolate

1115
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,640
ice cream that can sing.

1116
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,840
Do you want to smell a dead whale at row 17?

1117
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,000
Go to the Lizzo concert.

1118
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
I'm going to.

1119
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Sorry, people.

1120
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Oh, man.

1121
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:07,360
Sorry if there's any Lizzo fans out there.

1122
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:12,920
I really I have I did not know who that person was until a few days ago.

1123
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:18,560
And so and the only reason I found out who she was is she was right on a golf cart and

1124
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,120
made the front like tip up.

1125
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,120
No way.

1126
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,120
Are you serious?

1127
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,120
Are you?

1128
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,120
Yeah, bro.

1129
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,120
Look at look at the video.

1130
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,120
She like wrote somebody's golf cart and made the front tip up.

1131
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,120
I was like, who is this?

1132
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,120
So I looked her up.

1133
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,800
To listen to any more music.

1134
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:40,560
I did not offer principle, but what principle I don't really know.

1135
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,840
But I'm not crazy about it.

1136
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,920
Like it's all right.

1137
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,960
She seems like she's like into dance pop kind of stuff.

1138
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,960
Yeah.

1139
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960
Yeah, I'm not.

1140
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,480
I'm not huge on that anyway.

1141
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,200
So wouldn't wouldn't typically be a bad bit.

1142
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,880
But nothing against it.

1143
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,560
I just saw that.

1144
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,520
No, just it's it's great.

1145
00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:59,520
Great humor.

1146
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,520
Bro.

1147
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,520
You know, great.

1148
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,400
I can't talk this week, man.

1149
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,400
Great humor notes there.

1150
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,400
All right, man.

1151
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:12,240
Well, we are on to our last segment and that is our eclair segment or our positive advice

1152
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,320
for the week.

1153
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,400
So Chris, I think I went live first last time.

1154
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,880
So if you want to go ahead and give our positive advice for this week, um, this is going to

1155
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,480
be kind of a hard one for me.

1156
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:31,120
And I won't go into too many details, but just let some things go.

1157
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:39,320
You gotta let some things go and when people do you wrong or people cheat you or mistreat

1158
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,960
you, you gotta let it go.

1159
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,080
And it's and when I say let it go, that doesn't mean ignore your feelings.

1160
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:50,480
That doesn't mean invalidate your feelings, process the feelings.

1161
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:57,200
But if you're looking to get revenge or to try to get justice like and I'm a firm believer

1162
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,720
like the Lord says that vengeance is mine.

1163
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:04,680
And so it's really hard because you want to get even and you want to make things right.

1164
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,960
But what you got to do is you got to let it go and you got to trust, you know what, I'm

1165
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,920
going to have the highest character possible, even if they're not acting the best and I'm

1166
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,640
going to take the high road and eventually you got to believe that it's going to work

1167
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:16,640
out.

1168
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:21,600
And I know some people are like, well, that's a really like rose colored lenses way to look

1169
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:26,120
at it, but I firmly believe everything it's going to work out.

1170
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:32,320
Because people that mistreat you or do that and they do that to others, it'll come back

1171
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,320
on them.

1172
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,520
And so you just got to learn to let things go and it's hard.

1173
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,600
So don't let them have power over you.

1174
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:44,760
Don't let them make you bitter because whenever you let them make you better, they hold all

1175
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,960
the power over you.

1176
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,560
And so keeps you from stepping into what God has really called you to do.

1177
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,800
And so you just got to let some things go.

1178
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,920
Absolutely, man.

1179
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,160
That's good.

1180
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,280
Mine is a little bit of a different accord here.

1181
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,680
You know, something that's really, really hard and makes me think about it every year

1182
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,840
is when we get to the new years and it's like, okay, new year's resolution and everybody

1183
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:15,360
wants everybody, but it's always a natural, a good time, a reset of, okay, where do I

1184
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:20,440
go from here or what are my goals for this next year and things like that.

1185
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:25,880
But I've noticed that so many people in December and so many people during other times, when

1186
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,320
they will wait for that perfect moment or they'll wait all through December and say,

1187
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,320
you know what?

1188
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,160
January 1st is the time that I'm going to do something.

1189
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,440
And then January 1st comes and goes and it's like, okay, well, that's not it.

1190
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:40,280
And then it's January the 15th or January, you know, I'm going to start the beginning

1191
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,920
of February and things like that.

1192
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,040
That sort of thing happens.

1193
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,480
But the biggest thing to help combat those things is consistency.

1194
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:54,160
But the other thing that I will say is this is there's never such a thing as a perfect

1195
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,720
moment for anything.

1196
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,280
There'll always be chaos.

1197
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,920
There'll always be something crazy.

1198
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,680
Grandma will be in the hospital.

1199
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,640
You'll have your car going out.

1200
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,480
You'll have this going on.

1201
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,200
You'll have that going on.

1202
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,640
Your dog's taking a poop in your bed.

1203
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,640
I don't know.

1204
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,680
You got all sorts of crazy crap going on, right?

1205
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,680
But there'll never be that perfect moment.

1206
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:19,120
And just know when you do start something that is worth it, it's going to be hard and

1207
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,400
everything's going to hit the fan, especially hard after that.

1208
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,560
But consistency is the key.

1209
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,800
That's the biggest part about it is if you can get past, I don't know why I'm thinking

1210
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:34,240
about this, but if you've ever seen that movie cast away, what was the hardest part about

1211
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,400
getting off the island to cast away was those first few rounds of waves.

1212
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,800
Like there were massive waves that would just, but if you can get past them, great, you're

1213
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,200
great and you can keep going.

1214
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:50,320
And so anytime you're starting something, you're always combating those first few waves.

1215
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:55,400
And so, but there's never that perfect moment, but just be consistent and try your best and

1216
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:59,440
I believe in all of you out there.

1217
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,440
New Year, new me.

1218
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,440
Shut up.

1219
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,320
Still on mess, Cheryl.

1220
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,320
That's such a great video.

1221
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,800
I'm going to put that at the end.

1222
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:12,280
Yeah, you should put that at the end because I send Micah that video or we send each other

1223
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,040
that video around the new year.

1224
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,040
It's hilarious.

1225
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,240
New Year, new me.

1226
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,600
So that's something else before we before we do it.

1227
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,720
We were doing this.

1228
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,440
We kind of talked about doing this, but we're going to go ahead and do it.

1229
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:33,440
So let's go ahead and roll the video that we just talked about.

1230
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:38,360
It's our video clip of the week since it's the new year, new year, new me.

1231
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,280
All right, Chris.

1232
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,040
Well, here's the thing.

1233
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:46,320
After we had New Year, new me, let's, let's talk about where we can go here.

1234
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:53,160
If that is over at the trash can network, the trash can network, and you can either

1235
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:58,640
type that into YouTube as the trash can network or the Donut Box podcast.

1236
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:05,320
And that's donut with D O U G H N U T.

1237
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,160
We can't do that whole shorthand stuff that somebody else.

1238
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,640
We don't, we don't mess with all of them.

1239
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:15,880
So a donut box podcast, go find us over there and then it's over at the trash can network

1240
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,560
over on Facebook and Instagram.

1241
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,400
And so go give us a like and a follow over there.

1242
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,280
Things are really popping off and booming.

1243
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,400
We really appreciate all you guys.

1244
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,960
And that's pretty much all I got, man.

1245
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,960
Yeah.

1246
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,720
So I think it's time for the Starship to take us out.

1247
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,840
I'm Chris.

1248
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,080
And I'm Micah.

1249
01:03:35,080 --> 01:04:03,880
And this has been the donut box podcast.