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This week on the Dona Box Podcast, hear about how I rode in the back of Micah's pickup

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truck in the freezing cold to help save him from a girl that was trying to make the moves

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on Micah.

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Then we're going to go into wild plain stowaways stories that got people arrested on the jail

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report.

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After that, we're going to quiz Chris on his general knowledge.

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We're going to see just how well his fine arts, magnet school, high school education

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is getting him this far in life at age 30.

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We'll see, we'll see and hear about how I am frustrated at movies nowadays.

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What's wrong with movies nowadays?

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Find out on what fries my donuts.

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And guess what?

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We've got improv and more.

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So you know what?

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I think we got nothing to do besides run this intro.

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What do you think, Christopher?

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Let's take it away.

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Hi, I'm Micah.

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And I'm Chris.

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And we've been friends for over 20 years.

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Surprisingly, we haven't killed each other yet.

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Years ago, we started our own variety show and it sucked.

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Now that we're adults, we decided to give it another try.

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And you know what it says like in the movie?

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Life is like a box of donuts.

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You never know which one's going to be the next one.

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Wait a second.

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It's chocolates.

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Life is like a box of chocolates.

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You never know what you're going to get.

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Oh, right.

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Okay.

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Well, let's start the show.

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This is the Dona Box podcast.

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Well, welcome back to the Dona Box podcast.

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I'm going to plug it at the beginning on YouTube.

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And so you just type in Dona Box podcast and you'll see our faces and we're finally on

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camera.

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So how are you doing this week, buddy?

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Man, it's great.

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It's interesting going through that first episode where we were on camera.

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I'll say this.

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It was interesting having to go through that little bit of extra layer of things.

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I think some lessons learned, some good things and we're going to continue to improve upon

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it.

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But dude, this show is about to be really, really, really fantastic in my personal opinion.

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I think we have some really, really good content.

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But man, I'm super stoked for our first segment and that's our old fashioned donut, which

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is always a story from our past.

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And Chris, what do we have today, man?

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So we told this story on, I think it was episode six or maybe it was episode eight,

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but we called it, I think, the truck.

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And basically this was you guys have heard many of times about how we grew up in church,

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grew up going to youth group, all that good stuff.

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Well, if you also heard, Micah used to drive this old Azuzu pickup truck.

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It was a shift stick truck.

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It was not that great of a truck, not that great of a truck.

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No, no, it wasn't.

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And just a little backstory on that.

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It was my first ever vehicle and it was a little bit of a source of pride because I'll

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say this, it was a $600 truck.

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No, it was 600 to 650.

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That used to be like the, oh yeah, I used to remember that number.

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I don't remember the number.

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It was 600 to $650, something like that, right?

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And bought it from this lady and man, it was like Chris said, it was a manual, it was a

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stick shift.

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Man, it was not a very good truck.

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Like that thing was incredibly slow.

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It would stall out like crazy.

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It didn't matter.

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You know, a lot of the times people would be like, oh, you just don't know how to drive

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a manual.

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It's like, no, you can press the clutch, you can do everything you need to do.

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Like I had, you know, because of course I was 16 at the time when I had this truck was

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my first vehicle.

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And so like what adults would get at it, they would be like, oh yeah, it really is kind of

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messed up.

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It's like, yeah, yeah it is.

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And like what I mean by that is, so where we lived at in Georgia, I know I'm going kind

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of on a rabbit trail about this truck, but where we lived at in Georgia was really hilly.

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And Chris, I'm sure you remember riding with me, man, when it would be like you would always

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be going downhill or you would go uphill and it would die on you, right?

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Like it would die on you.

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And anybody that's driven a manual, you can do something that's called popping the clutch,

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which basically you, you know, put it into a certain gear and you literally release the

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clutch and it will start the engine backup for you.

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And so a lot of times that was kind of the trick of the trade while driving because it

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died so much was trying to keep it at speed enough to be able to pop the clutch and get

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it back started while driving.

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So you're not at a red light trying to crank it.

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It was a whole thing.

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But anyways, yeah, the Azuzu pickup truck, the 650 Azuzu pickup truck.

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Yeah, so now that we have the backstory set up all like it's, Mike and I have also talked

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about how like we weren't really like, we thought we were ladies men, but like we were

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just typical teenagers trying to shoot our shot with everyone.

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And if girls were into me, I had no clue at the time because I was just like, I had no

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idea.

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But there was this one girl and Micah knew she was into him and I don't even know how

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this came about, but she really, really, really liked you.

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Like really liked you.

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I can tell you how it came about.

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I can tell you how it came about.

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So it was because, and this is dumb and Chris is about to laugh really hard.

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We used to play basketball in the church gym with her brother and she would like sit there

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and watch us.

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And apparently like she told me like she first she got my number and then after that

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she started like flirting with me.

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And then after that, I remember one of the texts was like, you so you so hot when you

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play basketball or something.

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And I was just like, Oh, that's what I knew.

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Which by the way, why he's laughing is because we were terrible at basketball.

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I mean, it was terrible.

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What was funny was that we were just two white boys and not that it matters, but like she

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was African-American.

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So she was like, she sees some people play some basketball.

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She was like, Oh yeah, that little white boy.

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He cute when he play.

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Yeah, exactly.

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It's like, and plus her brother was younger than us and everything.

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And sometimes we'd play on a team of three and like her brother and somebody else would

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play on a team of two and they'd still beat us.

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So it was, it was like, it was, it was not very good.

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But anyway, so she started talking.

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That's when it really started with, she said, Oh yeah, you know, because of basketball.

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That's how it got us.

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So did you, what did you say when she said that, did you just kind of like entertain

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Cause you liked the attention?

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Oh no, I let her on.

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I let her on straight up.

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I let her on straight up.

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Like, I hate to say this was me at that point.

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Again, like Chris said, I was very naive to the fact of anything going on.

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So any lady that gave me attention, especially cause we were like, I wouldn't say sheltered,

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but it was different in the environment that we came up in.

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So like socially, I was a little different than, than most people.

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So like, maybe I was good looking, but like the way I acted kept the ladies at bay.

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If that makes sense, that kept them.

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You were kind of a spaz.

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Yeah, it was definitely a spaz.

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I needed to calm down a lot.

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And so I had, had a lot of that going on.

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So anytime a lady was like, Oh yeah, like I'm into you even beyond that.

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It's like, Oh yeah, okay.

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I'm going to entertain it even if I don't think that you attractive or I'm into you

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at all.

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Like I'll just, I'll still, and so I, I'll be real.

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That's what ended up happening.

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So like, yeah, I did entertain it and whatnot.

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We did talk for a little bit and whatnot.

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So we were at youth this one particular time.

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And she really, I don't know what happened, but I think she intentionally did this.

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She parked her car at the Wendy's, which was just not even a quarter mile down the road.

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Like it was quarter mile down the road takes two minutes, right?

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And it was the end of youth group.

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We're all hanging out and she asked Micah to like, Hey, can you take me to my car?

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And just to give you a little backstory and we've talked about this, like it was really

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enforced like, Hey, don't be alone with a girl.

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Even if you're not going to do anything, she could accuse you and say that you did something.

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And there was that happened to a guy in our church and he got kicked out of the church

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because he allegedly did something with the pastor's granddaughter.

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I don't think he did it.

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He didn't do it at all.

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I don't believe he did.

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And if he did do it, I believe that they both were involved and then she just felt bad about

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it.

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And I, you know, don't know the full situation on that one at all.

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But all I know is it really ruined that guy's life.

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Like, I mean, it really was a bad deal.

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It wasn't just he got kicked out of church.

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Like, I mean, he was years later, he was like at work and like people were like, somebody

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had come in who knew about the situation, like told his boss at the time.

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It was just kind of, it was really bad.

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And it's not one of those things of like, Oh, because I know people are like, Oh, you're

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like, you're victim shank is like, bro, like I know this guy, I know he wouldn't have done

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something like we and everyone's like, Oh, you never know.

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But I'm like, this guy was telling the truth when he was like, nothing happened like this

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and that, like he was telling the absolute truth.

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And so it's, it's one of those things to where after that point, and I think everybody else

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knew it, especially a lot of the adults and things like that, to the point where that's

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what we were told is guys, it's like, don't be in a room alone with the girl.

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And it was more than just like, Oh, you might be able to get people pregnant.

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So I, no, it was like, listen, you could be like going to jail.

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Like that was the whole talk was like, it's not just that, like you could go to jail and

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be on like the offender registry and like have to register.

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Like, I mean, they were like really hardcore about like, do not be alone with people.

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And so it was really, really impaired.

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And like how it started was how this church was, it was kind of up this hill and there

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was kind of a gap in this fence and you can go through there, but it was all like wooded

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and stuff.

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And at first you wanted to walk up in like through there.

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She wanted to walk with you.

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You never told me this part of the story.

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I thought she just wanted you to drive her to her car.

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I didn't want to walk through the woods with it.

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Boy, trying to get you to do.

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That's what I'm saying.

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So what ended up happening at that point was I was like, nah, because it was cold.

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It was cold outside.

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And I was like, nah, I'm not going to walk up there.

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Like, if we go and do it, we go and drive.

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And like, I was already kind of privy to was obviously she's like, let's, let's go up and

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walk this way.

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And of course, I know people are like, I don't know this place, but I'll tell you this much.

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A was dark.

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B, it's like this wooded area is fairly wooded and it's right next to the interstate.

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And like, there was like a homeless dude camped out back there for like the longest time.

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And like, there was some wooded stuff.

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Like it could have been easy.

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And we like, we both kind of picked up on her intentions.

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And the words of the famous Dusty Rhodes, she was a Jezebel.

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She was a dead old Jezebel was trying to get my good.

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Yeah, you know how it is.

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But yeah, so she, so she did that.

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And then what, what did you say to her after you were like, okay, I'm not going to walk.

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You were like, did you, did you offer to drive her?

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I was, yeah, that's exactly what happened.

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I was like, you know what, I'm not going to walk with you, but I'll drive with you.

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But the intention was already like, I got to go talk to my boy Chris.

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And it's like, it ain't going to be a, oh, I'm going to drive you and it's just going

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to be you and me.

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And it's going to be like, oh, I need to drop Chris off after this or like, he needs to

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come with me or like something like that.

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And like, we'll make it some sort of, well, in the truck, the truck was a single cab.

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So there wasn't any back seats.

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So there was like bench seats.

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And then so you could technically, you could fit three, but with the stick shift, there

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was no way to, and listen, I'll be, yeah, there's no way and I'll be real with you.

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That's, that's my, that's my, you know, my best friend right there and everything like

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that.

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And the best gift is gone where I'm not trying to get close to it all.

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So it's one of those things of like, I ain't having him sit right there at all.

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So it's like, one of those things it's like, I'm sorry, bro, you're going to have to sit

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in the back.

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Well, no, you came up to me and you were like, okay, I'm going to take, and I'll use her

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name because her name is not that famous.

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But if that's okay, hey, I'm going to take charity to her car.

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It's just right down the street.

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And I was like, okay, cool.

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And then you were like, I'm going to take charity to her car.

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You kind of gave me like the, I don't know what you, like, you didn't, you didn't.

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I didn't say anything, but I was like, Oh, like, I remember to go with him.

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Okay.

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I remember, I remember you were sitting on the couch like talking.

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There was like a couch in our youth group and like, he was sitting on there like talking

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to some folks and I was like, I'm taking her to her car at the Popeyes or not the Wendy's.

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And, and you were just like, Oh, like, I think the first time you're like, okay, yeah, I

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don't know what you said, but you kind of like be saved or something.

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I was just like, no, bro, I'm taking her.

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And so you, you hop to, and I remember, so we started going out to the parking lot and

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that's when I kind of, we were like discussing, he's like, where am I going to sit?

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And it's like, you're going to have to sit in the bed.

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I guess my man.

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And I was like, the best that I can do is it had like a little slidey glass window in

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the back and like for a crappy truck as it was, the heat works because obviously like

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the heat just coming from the motor, right?

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So of course the heat works well.

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I had that heat on full blast and I had it shooting back to him through this little gap

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in the window.

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It was only like a two minute drive, but I was sitting there like, oh man, it was cold.

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It was cold.

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It was really cold.

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It was like, it's so cold.

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But I was like, I'm doing this for my boy.

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Like I got to do it to make sure he doesn't get taken advantage of by this Jezebel.

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And I'm just, and she was upset that I was mad.

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She was so mad.

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We got in the truck and like before I opened the slidey glass window, she was like, why

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is he here?

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And I was like, oh, he's my friend.

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And like we, I'm going to go like get some food with them after.

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I don't remember what I said, but I said something along those lines of like, hey, he's my friend.

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Like we're going to go do something afterwards.

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And I don't remember what she said, but it was like an insinuation of like, I thought

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it was just going to be us.

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And it was like, nah, like it's all good.

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Like we just, we just hanging out and like she was, she was really, really mad.

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And further to know that it was a trap.

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You remember her car was parked when we got to the Wendy's?

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Uh-uh.

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No, I don't remember where it was parked.

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Oh, she parked her car in the back.

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She parked her car in the back.

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And right in the back of Wendy's was like the tree area where you would like walk through.

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We remember, so like that was the whole thing.

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And that's the reason she wanted to walk back because like her and her brother had like

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walked to church through there, which is a really weird way to do it.

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It was a setup.

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But hold on.

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Why didn't her brother, why didn't she be like, hey, could you tell me?

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Take me and my brother or where her brother was nowhere to be seen.

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I guess she was going to come back for her brother.

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I don't know what she was going to do.

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She was going to get the car.

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She was going to drive back around and get her bro.

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She was going to get the car.

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She was going to get the car.

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But she, it was a trap.

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As Admiral Ackbar would say, it's a trap.

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Yeah.

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So that's crazy.

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But see, I think back in that.

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Yeah.

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I think real quick, real quick.

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I was like, did y'all talk?

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I don't even remember to just talk long once you dropped her off or did you just drop her

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off and then.

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No, I was just like, I was just like, yeah, have a nice night.

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Did you ever say anything to you else after that?

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Like, no, I mean, or talk to you or anything.

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No, that was kind of the end of things actually, because after that she really didn't.

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She really didn't.

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I think we made it, or at least I made it clear enough, I guess, in the actions that

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it took to be like, I'm not really about that and I'm not really going to do that.

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So yeah, I helped my boy out because she was probably trying to get him to do some stuff

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that he didn't want to do.

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She was, she wasn't as, as what was, what was homeboys named?

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Did the Holy Ghost girl?

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She was my Holy Ghost girl.

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Oh yeah.

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She was trying to do something else.

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Well, that was a great story, but we're going to move on to our next segment, which is the

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Jelly Donut, and that's our jail report.

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What do you say private pile?

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Sir, Jelly Donut, sir, a jelly donut.

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Hey, Chris, we've got a great jail report today, and our jail report is about plain

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stowaways that have been arrested.

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A few of them, not quite arrested, they had met their unfortunate fate and met our maker.

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So how do you sew away on a plane?

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Well, typically it's got to be a pretty big plane first and foremost, because there's

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not a lot of spaces on smaller planes in the landing gear compartment.

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Typically it's in the landing gear compartment if you can get on there.

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Now, some of these stories I'm about to tell you are a little different, but a lot of them

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people will sneak on and then get up into the landing gear somehow.

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So of course, it's got to be a pretty big plane for a full person to get up in there

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because some of these smaller ones, that landing gear is really heavy and it's a big mechanism.

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They'll just crush you pretty much if you try to go to a small one.

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So all right, man, you ready to go into some of these?

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Let's see what's up.

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All right.

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So the first stowaway that we have, this was a guy in Indonesia, a 21 year old guy.

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He sneaked on to an Indonesian plane in Sumatra, hitting its landing gear, and he was only

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on a one hour flight.

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Now that doesn't sound like much, but that's still freezing temperatures for over an hour

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and a lack of oxygen because it was 32,000 feet.

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So it's a lack of oxygen and freezing temperatures.

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So they were shocked when they found him alive because part of what the problem is, and I'll

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kind of go into this and what you'll see in some of these stories is there's a lot that

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goes on, right?

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It's not just takeoff.

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Takeoff is really a violent thing.

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And so you're already having to hold on a lot.

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Then you have to survive the landing gear coming up and coming into the compartment and not

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you know, crushing you.

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And then after that, you have to do the cold, make sure you don't freeze to death.

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And then the lack of oxygen, most people pass out.

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And so what ends up happening is when they start coming down and the landing gear comes

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down, they're passed out or frozen or whatever.

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And then all of a sudden it's whatever.

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So it's, there's like a lot you have to endure.

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And then even if you survive all that somehow, then you have to survive the landing and how

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bumpy that is and not fall out at all.

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Because you're still landing at like 200 miles an hour.

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So you're not trying to fall out because you'll have problems.

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So there's a lot to surviving one of these things.

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But they were shocked to find him alive and basically the only reason when they asked him

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why he did this, he claimed that he wanted to visit the capital, the capital city of

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Jakarta, which is where they found him.

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But he was inspired by other stowaway stories.

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He wanted to see the city, but couldn't afford a ticket.

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So he was a, I mean, he was charged with illegal transit, which the max sentence in the country

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is five years, but they let him go after initial detainment.

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So we're just like, would you stowaway or no?

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Oh, heck no, man.

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That sounds like a terrible experience.

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That sounds awful.

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That is something you can like tell people.

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Yeah, I stowed away on an airplane one time.

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Yeah, it's like, it's, that's pretty crazy.

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Now for an hour, I could see it being done, but like luckily in some of these, in like

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East Asia, there's really big planes that go really short distances.

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But like here in the States, that's not a thing.

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Typically if you're on a big plane, you're going a long way, which is some of these other

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stories as well.

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Like this very next one, the next one, you might have heard about this one.

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This was a 15 year old boy from California who survived a five and a half hour flight

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from San Jose, California to Maui while he was hiding in the will well of a Hawaiian

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Airlines Boeing 767.

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So a big plane.

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So pretty much he just ran away from home, scaled the airport fence and got access to

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the aircraft.

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So he somehow survived and they had sub zero temperatures, the lack of oxygen, all that

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stuff.

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And basically when they found him, he was in Maui and he was dazed and confused, wandering

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the tarmac.

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So it was like, this boy is just out there wandering the tarmac.

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And so when they started asking them questions, the team told them, yeah, apparently he passed

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out for a good amount of the flight and he came to once coming back in and somehow despite

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the freezing temperatures and lack of oxygen, he made it alive, came in.

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Now he was charged and detained, but they did release him because he was 15.

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So do you think that 15 or 16 year old Michael would have stowed away on an airplane or still

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no?

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Probably no, just because knowing like the chances of survival, a lot of these are like

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miraculous stories.

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Like most of these stories, I had to really dig to find some and there's still even some

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of the people did not make it, but it's ones that's like, most of the people just don't

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make it.

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It's not a very high chance of getting it right.

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In fact, like the next two and the reason I put the next two in here is because after

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the first two, you might say, Hey, maybe I'll stow away to my next flight to Vegas and let's

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not do that.

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Okay.

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So these two are both from Africa, one's from Ghana.

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And it was on a British Airways flight in 2000.

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There was actually two teenage boys and they were stowed away on a British Airlines flight

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from Accra, Ghana over to London Heathrow and it took about seven hours.

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So think about this.

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They were there for seven hours and they hit in the will.

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Well, only one of them survived though.

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The other one was a Ghana.

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I don't know how to respond to you right now.

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Wow.

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Sorry.

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That's inappropriate.

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That was great of you, but terrible of you at the same time.

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So I'm not even going to go there.

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So one of them survived, one of them did not.

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The one that did survive was found unconscious upon arrival.

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Like somehow was able to hold on and was just unconscious, but was in severe hyperthermia

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and frostbite and was in ICU for quite a bit of time, almost didn't make it, but his

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partner did not make it.

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And so it's one of those things.

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If you feel like you, you think you want to do that, that's probably what's going to happen

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to you.

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And then this next one is the typical manner of what ends up happening in 2019.

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A stowaway hit in the landing gear of the Department of a Kenya Airways flight and it

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was from Nairobi to London.

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He managed to survive the flight in during temperatures and whatnot.

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However, as the plane approached Heathrow, they're not sure what happened, but he ended

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up falling from the plane and ended up landing in somebody's backyard garden.

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So there was that.

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And so after further investigation, it was revealed that he was actually a stowaway and

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he was able to get on because he was a cleaner at the airport in which the plane left.

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And so he was able to sneak onto the tarmac and get onto the plane.

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So then all of that, like just thinking about like being in the back of that pickup truck

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and then being in sub zero, like that doesn't even sound worth it to me.

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Like that's, it just sounds like a miserable time.

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But I mean, if you're like, if you are desperate, I mean, I'm desperate.

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Yeah.

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And you know, I did leave off a lot of other stories because, you know, some of these stowaway

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stories are really sad because they're just trying to get away from certain situations

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and things like that.

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And so it makes it really sad.

464
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,640
A lot of these though that I that I looked up or like, Oh, I just didn't have a ticket.

465
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,640
Yeah.

466
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,480
Because I was going to say, like, it's one thing if you're trying to leave your like

467
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,440
leave the country because something bad is happening or you're trying to be a refugee

468
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,160
or whatever it is, but at the same time, it's like, yeah.

469
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160
Yeah.

470
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,640
It's, it's a little different, but this last one that I'm going to tell you about, it's

471
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,320
probably my favorite one of all, and this just happened just a few days ago, the 26th

472
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:58,160
of November, actually, there was a lady who snuck on a plane at JFK airport, New York.

473
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,760
It almost made it to Paris unnoticed with no ticket, no nothing.

474
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:09,240
So this lady didn't have a boarding pass somehow went through TSA security screening at JFK

475
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:15,520
bypass to identity verification stations and boarding status stations.

476
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,880
So like boarding the plane when you have to scan the ticket somehow made it pass that

477
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,200
and got onto the plane.

478
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:27,400
So the passengers and the crew were not alerted the stowway until almost towards the end of

479
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,000
the flight to Paris.

480
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,400
And granted, this is a seven and a half to eight hour flight.

481
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,680
So almost to the end of this flight is finally when they kind of hop to that maybe this lady

482
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,560
was a stowway.

483
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,680
She actually was going back and forth from bathroom to bathroom.

484
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,640
And so that's what she had done the entire flight was she had just kind of posted up

485
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,360
in the back bathroom and then she would kind of go over to the business class bathroom.

486
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,400
But after a while, they started noticing, okay, this lady is bouncing back and forth.

487
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,760
And so once they started questioning her, then they found out she didn't have a ticket.

488
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:02,000
And at that time she thought, hey, I'm almost to Paris, like it doesn't matter, right?

489
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,160
Like I pretty much accomplished with it.

490
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,160
Not the case.

491
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,160
The US said you're getting your behind back.

492
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:12,120
There was actually a whole debate this past week between Delta because the flight was

493
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120
on Delta.

494
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080
So she already got one free flight to Paris.

495
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,960
The US government's like, well, you got to fly her back for free.

496
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,720
And Delta's like, heck no, we're not flying her back for free, like especially because

497
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720
now they got to give her a seat.

498
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,200
They're not just going to let her sit in the bathroom this time.

499
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,600
So they're like, no, no, no, we're not going to let her get back in here for free.

500
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:34,880
And so finally Delta flew her back, come to find out, they take her to court.

501
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,560
And this was yesterday, Thursday, they get her into court and come to find out when they

502
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,800
were trying to get her bail.

503
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:46,800
She had tried to do this at Miami airport a few months ago by arriving on a flight and

504
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,960
then immediately going to departures and trying to sneak onto a flight without a boarding

505
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,960
pass.

506
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,600
Now, luckily they caught her, but this was not the first time that she tried to do this.

507
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,120
But what's wild to me about this story, Chris, I got to hear your opinion on this.

508
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:05,880
How in the heck do you sneak past JFK, not just TSA, two identity screening stations

509
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,400
and the little gate like put the boarding thing on?

510
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,200
Like what they were saying, and a lot of the spokespeople are saying is, you know, it was

511
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,840
the Thanksgiving time of year.

512
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,320
And so like there was a lot of travel and there's a lot of, you know, room for confusion.

513
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,840
But this is a really huge thing.

514
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,240
I mean, she almost got the Paris unnoticed.

515
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,080
Yeah, I don't know how she did that again, probably a lot of distraction.

516
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:33,280
I could see like the ladies like doing this and that, like getting on the boarding, whatever,

517
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:37,760
like if everyone's kind of just trying to get people through, I can definitely see maybe

518
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,080
how she got through, but that's wild.

519
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:46,600
Is she going to get, are they going to, you think going to get money out of her or anything?

520
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Yes.

521
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,280
So that's, that's the other part to this.

522
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,640
The U S government is starting a civil suit, Delta is also starting a civil suit against

523
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,320
her, but she's also getting charged with, what was the charge?

524
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,920
Sorry, there's, I wrote down the charge here.

525
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,760
She's being charged with being a stowaway on a vessel or aircraft without consent, which

526
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,520
also carries a 20 year sentence in prison potentially.

527
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,320
So just depending on how far they want to go, but I think a lot of it from what I've

528
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,120
read is going to be monetary, you know, they're just going to sue her, sue her a lot and make

529
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,640
sure she doesn't do it money.

530
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,280
What if she doesn't have any money?

531
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,280
What is she going to do?

532
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,800
They're not going to get any money.

533
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,000
Obviously she couldn't afford a plane ticket.

534
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,160
So there ain't no way they're going to get money out of her.

535
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,960
So what's the, yeah, I, I don't know.

536
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,200
That's something you have to ask.

537
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,840
I don't know who comes after you on that.

538
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,680
I wanted to say the IRS, but that's for if you don't do your taxes.

539
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Like they got to send somebody out after you, I guess, but yeah.

540
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,120
Anyways, it's a pretty interesting ordeal.

541
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:49,760
So that's still ongoing, but I figured that one was the great one to ended off there.

542
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,240
Did you like my Ghana joke?

543
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,120
I did.

544
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,120
Was it a little insensitive, a tad, but that's okay.

545
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,480
But you set me up.

546
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480
You shouldn't have told me that where they were from.

547
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,480
I shouldn't have set you up.

548
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,880
As soon as you said, oh, they stowed away and they were from Ghana and one of them died.

549
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,400
Oh man, set me up.

550
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400
I can't help it, man.

551
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,560
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

552
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,880
I'm sorry for my insensitivity.

553
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,880
It's okay, man.

554
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,880
You know what?

555
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,360
This just shows how much of friends we are.

556
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,360
Sometimes we just alley-oop each other and we're not even trying.

557
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
We're not even trying.

558
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,360
Sorry, man.

559
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,240
You ready to move to this next segment?

560
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,240
Let's do it.

561
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,680
I don't know if you are ready, man.

562
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:31,800
It's testing your general knowledge here in the donut hole segment.

563
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:37,280
I'm telling you, this is just kind of a random array of questions that we have.

564
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,520
And typically things that you would have learned in school are kind of just kind of general

565
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520
tidbits of knowledge.

566
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520
You'll see what I'm talking about.

567
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,120
Let's see how much I remember.

568
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,400
Yeah, let's see what happens.

569
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,920
So your first question, you ready for your first question?

570
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:57,160
Your first question, what is the only animal in this list that is capable of true flight?

571
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,600
So true flight by definition here.

572
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:07,200
Is it A, a bat, B, a flying squirrel, C, a pigeon, or D, a penguin?

573
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,800
I would assume it's a flying squirrel.

574
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,920
It's actually a bat.

575
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
So flying squirrels.

576
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,800
Bats are mammals?

577
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800
Bats are mammals.

578
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,360
Okay.

579
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,400
Penguins can't fly?

580
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,400
Penguins cannot fly.

581
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,400
No.

582
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,360
So the only one that could technically only have true flight is a bat.

583
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,400
Because apparently squirrels are the only glide.

584
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,400
Okay.

585
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,400
All right.

586
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,400
Well, man.

587
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,400
Okay.

588
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,400
All right.

589
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,400
So 0 for 1, but that's okay.

590
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,400
I feel like you're going to get this more here.

591
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,400
All right.

592
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,000
Two, what is the smallest planet in our solar system?

593
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:48,840
Is it A, Mercury, B, Venus, C, Mars, or D, Pluto?

594
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,640
I feel like this is a trick question because Pluto isn't a planet anymore, but my answer

595
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,240
would be Pluto.

596
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,720
It is Pluto if you count it as a planet.

597
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,160
Now, and I do.

598
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,320
I don't know.

599
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,280
Mainly because it's, yeah, it's always been debated just about the day in the planet and

600
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280
it's fine.

601
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,840
And so if it was not though, it'd have been Mercury.

602
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,000
If you count it, it's Pluto.

603
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
So you got that one right.

604
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
All right.

605
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,280
Which country is known as the land of the rising sun?

606
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:22,840
Is it A, China, B, Japan, C, Thailand, or D, South Korea?

607
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,920
Oh, man.

608
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,840
The rising sun.

609
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:33,640
I want to go with Japan or South Korea.

610
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,800
What's your final answer?

611
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,080
We're going to go South Korea.

612
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Ah, man.

613
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
You should have went with Japan.

614
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,080
It was Japan.

615
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,600
Land of the rising sun.

616
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
Yeah.

617
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,920
That's why they always had like the bandana with like the red sun on it.

618
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
Yeah.

619
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,920
Yeah.

620
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,200
All right.

621
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,880
What is the longest river in the world?

622
00:30:54,880 --> 00:31:00,880
Is it A, the Amazon, B, the Nile, C, the Yangtze, or D, the Mississippi?

623
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,840
It's not the Mississippi.

624
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,840
It's the Amazon.

625
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840
It's actually the Nile.

626
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,040
The Nile is the longest one.

627
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,040
What?

628
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Yeah.

629
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,040
All right.

630
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,040
Ladies and gentlemen, it's official.

631
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,040
I'm STOOPEV.

632
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,560
No, that's it's OK.

633
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,680
It's been a long time since high school.

634
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680
What is it?

635
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680
Maybe 20th year reunion nap?

636
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680
No, I'm joking.

637
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680
Stop.

638
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,720
Don't make me roast you.

639
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,720
I'm joking.

640
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,720
I'm joking.

641
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,720
All right.

642
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,320
So next question, and I don't expect you to know this one.

643
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,440
This one's just kind of a more of an interesting fact question.

644
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,560
What is the first product scanned with the barcode?

645
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,120
Maybe I should expect you to know this former grocery boy.

646
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,120
All right.

647
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,480
So what was the first item scanned with a barcode?

648
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,640
Was it A, a packet gum, B, a bottle of Coca-Cola, C, a loaf of bread, or D, a can of soup?

649
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,240
Pat, or did you say a pack of gum?

650
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:56,840
Pack of gum, bottle of Coca-Cola, a loaf of bread, or a can of soup?

651
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,840
I feel like they would make it easy.

652
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:06,800
So I'm going to go with the can of soup.

653
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,280
Now it's actually the packet gum.

654
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,000
I just need to trust my gut.

655
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,720
You gotta trust your gut, man.

656
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,720
You gotta trust your gut.

657
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720
You know these things.

658
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720
You know these things.

659
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
I know you know these things.

660
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,720
Okay.

661
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,720
All right.

662
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
This one, anatomy.

663
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,400
Which organ in the human body produces insulin?

664
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:30,080
Is it A, the liver, B, the pancreas, C, the kidney, or D, the stomach?

665
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,240
It's your liver, right?

666
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,240
No, pancreas.

667
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,240
Pancreas.

668
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,240
It's your pancreas.

669
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,760
I was like, I was like, you almost did get, but no, it's the pancreas.

670
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,760
Pancreas, so okay.

671
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,560
Got the pancreas.

672
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:49,440
Next, which is the only continent that does not have native snakes?

673
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,880
So what is the only continent in the world that does not have native snakes on there?

674
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:58,080
Is it A, Antarctica, B, Europe, C, North America, or D, Australia?

675
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,880
It's going to be Antarctica.

676
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,480
I feel like it's too cold for snakes to be out in that mug.

677
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480
Yeah, you're right.

678
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,160
There ain't no snakes in Antarctica.

679
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,240
There's not a whole lot of anything on Antarctica.

680
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,160
Alrighty, number eight.

681
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,800
What is the chemical symbol for gold to like on the periodic table?

682
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800
Oh, gold.

683
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,800
Okay.

684
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,400
Is it A, AU?

685
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:25,480
Is it B, AG, C, GD, D, GO?

686
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480
It's going to be AU.

687
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480
It is AU.

688
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,480
You're correct.

689
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,480
Yep, AU.

690
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,480
See your picture.

691
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,480
AG is silver, right?

692
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480
Yes.

693
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:39,480
All right, this one's also a little bit of an interesting one.

694
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,080
Nature, how many hearts does an octopus have?

695
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,920
Is it one, two, three, or four?

696
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,800
It's actually three, I think.

697
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,800
It is three.

698
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800
There is three.

699
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,640
I didn't know they had more than one heart.

700
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,560
That's interesting that they have three hearts.

701
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,560
Yeah, it is.

702
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,800
But then I got to pump all that, you know, blood to all them tentacles.

703
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,800
So, you know.

704
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,000
Not to be all nerdy and whatnot, but I did watch a documentary about octopus.

705
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,600
They're like incredibly intelligent.

706
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,720
They be using tools and all sorts of things.

707
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,720
It's crazy.

708
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,720
All right, so.

709
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,720
I'm not going to go there.

710
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,720
I'm not going to go where my mind was going.

711
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720
Okay.

712
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
Come on, I'll set you up.

713
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720
Excellent.

714
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720
No, no, no.

715
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,720
Excellent.

716
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,720
Excellent.

717
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,720
All right.

718
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:21,720
Next one.

719
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,320
What is the most spoken language in the world by number of native speakers?

720
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,280
So, what's the most widely spoken?

721
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Is it English, Spanish, Mandarin Chinese or Hindi?

722
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I want to say Spanish.

723
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,800
It is actually Mandarin Chinese.

724
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,800
What?

725
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800
Oh, I guess it's all the most spoken.

726
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,800
Yeah.

727
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,800
Yeah.

728
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,800
It's the most most big population.

729
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Yeah.

730
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,800
All right.

731
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,960
We just got a few more here.

732
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:49,440
Which animal has fingerprints that is similar, so similar to humans that they can confuse

733
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
crime scene investigators?

734
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,960
Have you ever heard about that one?

735
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,960
Yes.

736
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:59,440
I think it's a gorilla's B koalas C chimpanzees or D orangutans.

737
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:07,240
I knew it was going to be some kind of monkey, but I would see the gorilla or chimpanzee,

738
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,040
but I'm going to go with the chimp.

739
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,040
You would think so?

740
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,440
It is actually a koala.

741
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,440
Apparently, koala.

742
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,440
Really?

743
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,440
Yeah.

744
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,640
If you look it up, they get confused crime scene investigators with koalas.

745
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,640
Interesting.

746
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,640
Isn't that wild?

747
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,640
Isn't that wild?

748
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,640
That is wild.

749
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,520
I found that out the other day too.

750
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
All right.

751
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,840
Which country invented ice cream?

752
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,360
So like technically invented ice cream.

753
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,840
We won't go into it.

754
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,840
A. Italy.

755
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840
B. China.

756
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
C. France.

757
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,160
Or D. the United States.

758
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,160
Is it Italy?

759
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,160
It was actually China.

760
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,160
What?

761
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,640
China made an ice cream.

762
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,080
That's what they say and they said it's because of it.

763
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,160
It's a technical thing.

764
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:56,600
It's literally they froze some ice and got some frozen ice from a river and made some

765
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,240
flavor in technical ice cream.

766
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,240
So anyways.

767
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,240
All right.

768
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,240
13.

769
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,840
What is the world's largest desert?

770
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,840
And I bet you get the.

771
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,240
The Gobi Desert.

772
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240
You know what?

773
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,880
Scientists the past few years.

774
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,720
The Sahara Desert.

775
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,200
It's the Antarctic Desert.

776
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Oh, wow.

777
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,200
Oh, yeah.

778
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,200
Okay.

779
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200
All right.

780
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,200
But I know it's like the technical.

781
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200
All right.

782
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,240
Very last one.

783
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,640
What was the first animal to orbit Earth?

784
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:30,560
Was it a monkey be a cat see a dog or be a turtle?

785
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:36,200
Once the astronauts went up.

786
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,960
I know it was a dog, right?

787
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,960
There's a dog.

788
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,960
Yep.

789
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,760
It was like she was aboard Sputnik 2.

790
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,680
Sputnik once astronauts went up.

791
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,040
Children only wanted to play with Spik's toys.

792
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,400
Yeah.

793
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,720
All right, man.

794
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:55,840
Well, that was a great segment and let's let's kick it on over to you.

795
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,560
So Chris, what fries your donuts?

796
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:04,600
Man, I went to the movies recently and I know you're not a big movie guy and I know when

797
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,520
I say this, you're going to 100% agree with me, but I'm getting really frustrated with

798
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,720
movies nowadays.

799
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,080
You know why?

800
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,960
Was that so?

801
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Let me just talk about the movie experience.

802
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,120
First of all, now I'm a commercial guy.

803
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,080
I like watching the previews to see what's coming up, but it's getting out of hand.

804
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080
It's getting ridiculous.

805
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,640
You're sitting here going like we're 15, 20 minutes in and we still haven't gotten to

806
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,640
the movie yet.

807
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,040
And you're like, okay, that was the last preview.

808
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,680
Okay, that was the last preview.

809
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,440
And then you're like, oh, and then you got the Coca Cola previews and then you got the

810
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,800
Hyundai previews and you're just like, dude, when are we going to get to the movie?

811
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,800
Yeah.

812
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,800
There's a lot of that.

813
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,480
There's always after the start point too.

814
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,640
And then there'll even be some, I don't know if they still do this, but sometimes what

815
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,840
would aggravate me and some theaters, they would dim the lighting like, okay, okay,

816
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,960
it's about to start.

817
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,960
It's about to start.

818
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,480
And then it's like, nope, a few more previews.

819
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Yeah.

820
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,840
You're like, okay, the previews are done.

821
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,800
And then it's like, nope, here's four more previews.

822
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:09,560
And you're just like, okay, I get that you're trying to, and most of the time, like not

823
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,600
the actual movie previews, like the movie previews are fine, but then it's like the Coca

824
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:19,240
Cola and the Sprite previews that they aired before you got to the movie.

825
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,560
So you're like, I've already seen these.

826
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Seen these already.

827
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Yeah.

828
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560
I don't know.

829
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:30,880
I've, now do they still have some of the same, like, depending on the branding of like

830
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,680
the movie theater, sometimes they'll have like the same movie intros from like the nineties

831
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:41,320
of like the, like, you know, like the railway on the cinema track where there's like the

832
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,320
popcorn pop.

833
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,320
Yeah.

834
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,920
I do that in most theaters, but here's the thing, you know, at a premiere where I live,

835
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:55,160
they still show the same like commercial from 10 years ago for their, I'm just like, bro,

836
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,480
y'all need to update this.

837
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,800
Cause this is dated like, dang.

838
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,080
I'm telling you, well, that's what I'm saying.

839
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,600
I feel like there's some that I still do that.

840
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,840
And I don't know.

841
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,880
This is kind of a side note, but, and not what fries my donuts, but have you ever been in

842
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,280
a movie where like the projector broke down like mid movie?

843
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,280
Yes.

844
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,280
Yeah.

845
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280
Yeah.

846
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280
That was, that was crazy.

847
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280
I've had that happen too.

848
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280
That really gets me.

849
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:24,040
So now let me get to the actual movies, processes, things, and you're going to agree with me.

850
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,040
I know you are.

851
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,040
Oh yeah.

852
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,040
I'm sure.

853
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,840
Why can we not have a movie where a villain is just pure evil?

854
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,840
That's what I want to know.

855
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,560
It's always this backstory of like, oh yeah, they were good.

856
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,560
And like, you feel sorry for them, but then you're like, oh yeah, you're kind of rooting

857
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:46,600
for them to like win at the end of like, but it's not like original stories, but it's

858
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600
classics.

859
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,520
Like for example, I'll give you a prime example.

860
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,560
Like they're making a prequel to the Lion King called.

861
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,560
Mufasa, right?

862
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
You've seen that.

863
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,480
And in this, it's like, oh yeah, scars nice.

864
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,640
And like, he's a great brother and like everything and he's cute and everything.

865
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,000
And like, I'm understanding.

866
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Okay.

867
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
It's just changed.

868
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Yeah.

869
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Right.

870
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,880
And I just have a villain who's just evil for the sake of being, because there is pure

871
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,880
evil out there.

872
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880
I know.

873
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,880
Oh yeah.

874
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,320
That like good and bad with most humans is like a lot of times it is gray areas, right?

875
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,120
So sometimes crappy people like kind of have that tragic backstory, but like people that

876
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,800
are pure evil, they are pure evil from like the jump.

877
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,240
And I wish we would just be honest about that.

878
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,240
Yeah.

879
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:37,280
Some people are born into this world as, you know, narcissist and sociopath and psychopath.

880
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,000
Like, I mean, these are legit disorders that some people, and I'm not just talking about

881
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,880
disorders, but there are just some people who are just born into this world who like,

882
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,440
you can look them dead in the eye and you could be like, listen, they were born cold.

883
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,600
Like it was just like, well, like even with the movie, like the Joker movies with Joaquin

884
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:58,200
Phoenix, like he's pure evil, but that's like something to be celebrated, I guess.

885
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:03,720
And it's like, I'm kind of like, uh, this guy's pure evil and we're kind of celebrating

886
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,720
it.

887
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,520
And then people are like, yeah, like I'm all for it.

888
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,760
And I'm kind of like, I think that's just the farcical, you know, Hollywood narrative

889
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,040
is always, you know, there's, there's a good piece to everybody.

890
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,520
And I think, I mean, in a lot in this world, I think that's where, and it weirdly loops

891
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,480
into some of the other things that we've talked about of, uh, getting taken advantage of by

892
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:31,200
people who made necessarily be, you know, like you were saying, pure evil, but with that

893
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,080
disguise themselves with good intentions and then before you know it, it's like just like

894
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,760
in the movies or just like in TV, which I know I was really highly influenced in.

895
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,160
Next thing you know, it's like, oh, there's got to be like a, a semblance of good and

896
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,080
like you try to see the good in them.

897
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080
And like, I don't know.

898
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,640
I feel what you're saying now on that front.

899
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,920
And then this is my last point and I'll keep this short, but like, and we talked about

900
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,560
this, they're making how to train your dragon, but a live action version.

901
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,560
Yeah.

902
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:04,400
And they're like, this movie is maybe 10 years old, maybe 12 years old.

903
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,800
And I'm like, dude, like, let's just have this movie.

904
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,440
Let me ask you this too, man.

905
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,200
And maybe, maybe, you know, you're, you're more into that room than I am, but was it

906
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,840
really that popular of a movie?

907
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,760
Like I don't feel like it was as popular as a movie to get like a live action 10 years

908
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,760
later.

909
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,880
It is.

910
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,160
So it's kind of like Dreamworks is like not staple, but it's kind of a marker.

911
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,040
So you know how you had like Shrek in the early 2000s, right?

912
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,880
How to train your dragon is definitely like the Shrek for that generation.

913
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,840
Like it's, it's a cutting edge movie.

914
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,640
And the movies are great, but like when I watched it, like the guy that plays or not

915
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:49,560
the guy, the dragon, the CGI dragon, toothless, it looks exactly same as the animated.

916
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,440
Like it looks dead exact same.

917
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,040
And I'm just kind of like, why are we doing a live action version with this?

918
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,840
Like it doesn't make sense.

919
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,720
Or it's like, Oh yeah, now we're rebamping this movie.

920
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,240
And it's like, this movie is only 20 years old.

921
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:08,720
Like, like they're doing a whole series on HBO Max.

922
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,440
And it's just basically Harry Potter all over again.

923
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,560
And I'm like, leave the movies alone.

924
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,520
Like the movies were good by themselves.

925
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,840
We don't need to add anything to it.

926
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,360
We don't need to re update this.

927
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,720
Like, can we just like think about the Wizard of Oz?

928
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,800
We have not remade the Wizard of Oz.

929
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,400
How like no one is remade.

930
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,000
I mean, there's been like different versions.

931
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,120
There's been like, there's been like, or Wiz or Oz.

932
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,880
I don't know if you've seen like, there's been a few different ones that have been

933
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,680
a little bit different, but yeah, you're right.

934
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,560
They haven't remade that sort of thing.

935
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:46,040
And there are a few like they haven't remade like the sound of music and stuff like that.

936
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,680
Right. They did remake it.

937
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,520
Did they really?

938
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,400
Yes, they did.

939
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:56,080
They made it a couple of years ago with not like a major live action movie.

940
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:01,200
It wasn't like one of the big ones that came out in theaters, but they did like another

941
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,000
movie version with Carrie Underwood, I think.

942
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,760
But pretty much man, it's just, it's we're out of ideas, I guess, and in Hollywood because

943
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,200
it's like we just keep pumping out the same stuff over and over again.

944
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,320
And partially, you know what fries my dough is about the whole situation.

945
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,400
And I'm going to call some folks out in America right now.

946
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,880
The thing is, if we stopped going to the movies and they stopped making the money, they'll

947
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,160
start making some stuff that's different.

948
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,280
It's like literally we don't have to go to the millionth sequel of it.

949
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,680
We know it's going to be bad.

950
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,120
Just boycott it and they'll start making other stuff.

951
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:39,040
Well, even like the ones that are original ideas, it's like, okay, this idea would be

952
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:46,200
a cool idea, but like the execution is makes it look like a really bad B-rated movie.

953
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:50,480
So you're kind of like, okay, like I don't know what it was.

954
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,280
I can't remember what the name of it was, but essentially it was in like this post apocalyptic

955
00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:00,320
world where Texas and California like seceded from the United States and they're their own

956
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,320
nation now.

957
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,720
I think it was called civil war or something.

958
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:08,320
And I was like, that idea is cool, but like the execution of it was like really bad.

959
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,560
Like really, really bad.

960
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Yeah.

961
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,760
I mean, and there's some stuff like that.

962
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,480
And I think a lot of it is because of who the budget is controlled by and things like

963
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480
that.

964
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,920
I mean, I think that's a whole different subject, but no, I agree with you.

965
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,200
I think a lot of it.

966
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,000
And most of the time going back to the commercials, when you're at the movies and you're watching

967
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,440
through a lot of these commercials, a lot of times it's like, nope, nope, are you serious?

968
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Yeah.

969
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,440
Seriously?

970
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,840
It's just like, oh, they're doing that again.

971
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,320
And it's just like not interested or I don't know.

972
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,160
Most of the time it's just like, oh, okay.

973
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,200
You'll watch it and you'll be like, I'm like, oh, that's going to be a flop.

974
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,760
Oh, that's going to be a flop.

975
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,200
And then you're like, there's some that are like, oh, yeah, like that'll be cool.

976
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:53,040
And then you're like, oh, like they're making the Minecraft movie.

977
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,360
Oh, yeah.

978
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:59,040
And Jason will always going to be in it and Jack Black and I'm kind of like, okay, that's

979
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,040
interesting.

980
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:04,960
But and then you're like, oh, yeah, here's another best and furious movie.

981
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,960
Oh my God.

982
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:11,120
Like, you know, yeah, the 80th one at this point.

983
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,720
But yeah, and I completely understand it fries by donuts too.

984
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,720
There's a reason.

985
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,280
So Chris forgoes to the movies quite a bit.

986
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,280
I don't really too much.

987
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,000
I'm not saying it's because of the commercials or whatnot, but it's more like, I'd rather

988
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,480
just do it from the comfort of my own home when it comes out.

989
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,120
And I'm just one of those kind of guys.

990
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:34,320
I will say like this holiday season, they have unleashed a lot of good movies like Gladiator

991
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,280
2, Wicked, like Moana 2.

992
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,440
I was like, oh, yeah, like these are solid movies.

993
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,520
Like they were pretty good.

994
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:47,160
But yeah, like everything else you're just like, dude, you got to be kidding me.

995
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,160
Yeah, absolutely.

996
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,640
But anyways, that's all I got to say.

997
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,640
How about yourself?

998
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,640
That's all I got to say about the movies.

999
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,840
All right, man.

1000
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,960
I think I'm just really excited for our next segment, which is our improv segment.

1001
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,480
It's our mystery donut.

1002
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:06,200
And man, it's my favorite game that we do improv game.

1003
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,640
It is called fortunately, unfortunately.

1004
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,160
And we don't just play this on the podcast.

1005
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,800
Like it's played in real life and real life in real life.

1006
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,400
Just the other day, was that yesterday?

1007
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,400
My time's all messed up yesterday.

1008
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,720
We were talking and like, I don't know.

1009
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,760
I think he was like, he's like, you kind of in a grumpy mood.

1010
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,800
So next thing you know, we plan, fortunately, unfortunately.

1011
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,720
So anyways, without further ado, let's play it fortunately.

1012
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,520
Unfortunately, what category are you thinking or what?

1013
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,200
I have a great one.

1014
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,240
What's going on since?

1015
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:43,400
And I don't know if you want me to shout this out, but my man, Micah used to not like Christmas

1016
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,160
and recently he has gotten into the Christmas spirit.

1017
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,920
And man, what about Christmas shopping?

1018
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,400
Christmas shopping.

1019
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,480
Oh, man.

1020
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,400
OK, you want to do unfortunately, since you're such a grinch.

1021
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,800
Well, you used to be a grinch.

1022
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,040
You're not a grinch.

1023
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,760
You know what? Let's let's stretch it.

1024
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,640
Let's let's help me out.

1025
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,640
I'm going to do the Christmas.

1026
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,200
I'll be fortunately.

1027
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,080
I'll do my best here.

1028
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,120
I'll do my best.

1029
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,640
All right.

1030
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,960
All right.

1031
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,280
Fortunately, there's a lot of sales this year.

1032
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:22,000
Unfortunately, you can't find a parking spot because people don't know how to park.

1033
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,160
Fortunately, I didn't take a car.

1034
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,720
I rode a bike.

1035
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:30,480
Unfortunately, there's still a crap ton of people in this store and they don't know how to walk

1036
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,360
because they're all thinking about what they have to get for Christmas.

1037
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:40,280
Fortunately, I'm so full of the Christmas spirit for decorating to where nothing can get me down.

1038
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,800
I'm always going to be happy.

1039
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:47,440
Unfortunately, your Christmas spirit is going to go away because that lady just stepped on your brand new Air Force ones

1040
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,440
and now you got creases in them.

1041
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,120
You can't crease my Air Force one.

1042
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,280
Dang, man.

1043
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,760
How are you going to do that to me?

1044
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,120
All right.

1045
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,280
Fortunately, and no, I'm not a sneakerhead at all.

1046
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,960
But fortunately, that doesn't matter because I'm not a sneakerhead.

1047
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,000
There you go.

1048
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:15,360
Unfortunately, because you're not a sneakerhead, you don't know what sneakers to buy as a gift for your wife.

1049
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:15,800
I'm sorry.

1050
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,000
I run that one by me again.

1051
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,720
Is that unfortunately because you're not a sneakerhead, you don't know what sneakers to buy as a gift for your wife.

1052
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,160
Oh, fortunately, my wife is not a sneakerhead either.

1053
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,280
So it doesn't matter.

1054
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,960
Unfortunately, she really wanted a brand new pair of sneakers this year.

1055
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,400
Fortunately, I've got Google on my phone, so we go figure it out.

1056
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:41,560
Unfortunately, your battery is on 1%, so it died before you got the answer.

1057
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,440
Just like ever.

1058
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,040
Oh, sorry.

1059
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:49,520
Fortunately, just like everybody in the Western world, I have what's called a phone charger and a wall plug in.

1060
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,080
So it'll charge up for me.

1061
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:58,640
Unfortunately, you didn't bring a car and there's no wall chargers in the Barnes & Noble.

1062
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,440
Barnes & Noble.

1063
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,240
Are they even still in business?

1064
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,120
Yes.

1065
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,360
Everybody knows Barnes & Noble is still in business.

1066
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,360
Which one went out of business?

1067
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:06,920
I don't know.

1068
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,120
Anyways, I'm good on that one.

1069
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:16,560
I got another one to come back to because apparently I can't charge my phone and buy my wife sneakers that I didn't know she wanted.

1070
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,760
She ain't never wanted no sneakers.

1071
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,480
She wants some handies.

1072
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,080
All right.

1073
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,680
All right.

1074
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,360
So since we're talking about the holiday spirit, this isn't the Christmas episode.

1075
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,840
We'll have one of those here in a few weeks.

1076
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:32,480
But let's do this at a holiday Christmas party.

1077
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,800
So maybe like a work Christmas party.

1078
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,880
All right.

1079
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,880
So you get to do fortunately on this one.

1080
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:43,680
Fortunately, because we're at this Christmas party, we're not going to have to work as much today.

1081
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,400
Unfortunately, Glenda already ate all the ham.

1082
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,680
So all the good food is gone.

1083
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:55,360
Fortunately, Cherise made the ham in her kitchen that has a whole bunch of cats that got on the counter.

1084
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,640
So I'm glad that Glenda ate the ham.

1085
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:05,160
Unfortunately, Glenda also ate the good cornbread that was baked in a fantastic kitchen.

1086
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:17,120
Unfortunately, unfortunately, it was the Jiffy Brown Jiffy brand cornbread that she made.

1087
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,760
So now you got to get the lesser brand.

1088
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,520
Hold on.

1089
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,480
Yeah, I think you went on.

1090
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,200
Let's start over.

1091
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,040
Let's just start over.

1092
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:23,880
Let's just start over.

1093
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,160
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

1094
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,480
So you're fortunate.

1095
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:36,600
Oh, OK, fortunately, we're here at the Christmas party and there is a lot of happiness and cheer.

1096
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:42,120
Unfortunately, there's not a lot of happiness and cheer because Glenda ate all the good ham.

1097
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:47,080
Fortunately, for us, there's still the macaroni and cheese that Cherise brought.

1098
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,840
So it's OK.

1099
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,240
Unfortunately, Cherise got sick and sneezed all of her mac and cheese.

1100
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,280
So now nobody wants to eat.

1101
00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:01,400
Fortunately, I just got my COVID-19 20th booster shot, so I'm OK.

1102
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:07,120
Unfortunately, that booster was just all a hoax and did absolutely nothing for you.

1103
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,480
Sugar water.

1104
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:14,160
Fortunately, it was a placebo effect, so now my body healed itself.

1105
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,160
Unfortunately, no, it didn't.

1106
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,200
I don't know who you told you that.

1107
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,400
Fortunately, it's OK because I'm just happy that it's Christmas time.

1108
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,560
Unfortunately, you only you got the news from your doctor.

1109
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,720
You only have six weeks to live.

1110
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:34,920
Fortunately, that's OK, because I didn't like the people I was hanging out with anyway.

1111
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:41,080
Unfortunately, they all started becoming really nice quality people now that you've gotten this diagnosis.

1112
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:50,040
Fortunately, fortunately, it's OK because I'm just happy that I have lived a good life.

1113
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:55,160
Unfortunately, no, you haven't, so it's not going to be a good funeral.

1114
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,480
Nobody show it up.

1115
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:04,040
Fortunately, I have Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, so I will end up in eternity in heaven.

1116
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,280
I really don't want to do this.

1117
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,920
Unfortunately, that I just thought about.

1118
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,440
I'm about to.

1119
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,400
Unfortunately, you forgot about a boatload of sins that you get

1120
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,480
after forgiveness for, and now you're going to hell.

1121
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:22,440
Unfortunately, fortunately, the blood of Christ covers all my sins, so I'm still going to heaven.

1122
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,720
I'm not going to.

1123
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:27,360
I'm like saying that to get in a theological.

1124
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,560
I'm not getting into it.

1125
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:36,320
Well, ladies and gentlemen, anyway, that was our improv segment, and it has been time for us to wrap it up

1126
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,320
because we've had a wonderful episode.

1127
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,000
It's been great.

1128
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,760
We love getting to go on the journey, but it's time for us to wrap it up.

1129
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,560
And we're going to end with our last segment, which is our positive advice for our E.Claire.

1130
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,080
And so, Micah, do you want to go ahead and kick us off?

1131
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,200
Yeah, so pretty much.

1132
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:01,240
I was thinking about something this last week, and now I don't know why I beat off philosophical,

1133
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,600
but I was thinking about something this last week.

1134
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,080
And so I was living up in the Lubbock area.

1135
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,080
And if you know anything about the Lubbock area, it's really, really windy sometimes.

1136
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,000
And I remember I bought this kayak.

1137
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,720
Why did I buy a kayak in Lubbock?

1138
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,080
I really don't know.

1139
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,760
But there was very few water sources out there.

1140
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,840
So drove about an hour with this kayak with a friend, and he had a kayak too.

1141
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:29,320
So we get on the water for the first time and, you know, really didn't know what we were doing.

1142
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:34,600
The biggest thing we didn't know what we were doing was going downwind and coming upwind

1143
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,800
or two different things.

1144
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,880
And so I remember it was like, man, we're going really fast.

1145
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,240
We didn't think about it either, right?

1146
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:47,040
And so we're going down the lake pretty much, like with the current and everything.

1147
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,680
Like we weren't even barely paddling.

1148
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,360
It's like, man, we're really flowing really fast and whatnot.

1149
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,120
Everything is really good.

1150
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,360
And then it's time to come back.

1151
00:54:55,360 --> 00:55:01,120
And the moment we turned into it, I mean, all the way back, it was right directly into the wind

1152
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,800
and like all the waves and everything were hitting.

1153
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,880
And the biggest thing that I remembered about this and what was so hard was I was already really, really tired

1154
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,840
because of, I mean, everything, all the work you have to do to get a kayak into the water

1155
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,840
and all this other stuff as well as paddling.

1156
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,120
And now you're having to paddle just to stay in place.

1157
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,800
Like if you didn't paddle hard enough, you're going backwards.

1158
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,160
Like that's how hard it's like the wind is blowing.

1159
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,840
That's how hard the current is blowing.

1160
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:30,200
And, you know, it had me thinking about life and life is like that sometimes, you know,

1161
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,280
it's really, really hard because you want to stop.

1162
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,560
You want to stop paddling, but a lot of times that's when you regress.

1163
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,280
And so there are some times in life where you got to push through.

1164
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,600
And so I'm just, I'm just saying, I'll know who's out there.

1165
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:49,480
But sometimes, you know, it's, it seems like everything is coming at you and you're not going to make it back there.

1166
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:56,080
But it's like, not only are you going to find the strength to paddle, not just to stay in place,

1167
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,800
but to keep moving forward.

1168
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:02,560
And eventually we did make it back to the dock and it was, and don't get me wrong, it was one of those things.

1169
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,840
It took quite a bit of recovery.

1170
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:08,880
We sat in the truck and was like, Oh my gosh, that was terrible for the longest time.

1171
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:15,000
I think it was sore for about three days, but at the same time, you know, again, in life, it's, it's a lot of the same thing.

1172
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,520
So just don't give up.

1173
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:23,000
And, you know, a lot of times it feels easy to just be like, you know what, I'm going to lift the paddles up and let life take its core.

1174
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,560
And like, that's not, it's not going to work out well.

1175
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,240
That's true.

1176
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:33,680
Cause you never know, like you almost might right be at the finish line, but it's like hard because you're like, I'm so tired of paddling.

1177
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,200
Like everything's fighting me.

1178
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,360
And sometimes you're like, man, maybe this is just a sign of stop trying.

1179
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,640
And that's really good.

1180
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:41,600
That's really good.

1181
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,480
Um, mine is, um, ask questions.

1182
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:49,480
Questions are always a good like thing to help you get to know people better.

1183
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:54,480
Um, so anytime you ask questions, like it helps you find the answers.

1184
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,360
And we live in a society where you don't have to really ask questions anymore.

1185
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,920
Cause you just can ask Google one question and it has all the answers for you.

1186
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:07,360
But when you ask questions, it helps you learn more about yourself and more about other people.

1187
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:15,080
And it's okay to ask questions like in order to get to know someone, I'm not the best like, um, socially.

1188
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:23,840
And so I do struggle sometimes like with social anxiety and all that, but like I found in order to get to know people, like people love to talk about themselves.

1189
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:32,600
So if you can ask some questions about themselves and just ask them more questions and more follow up questions, you more than likely can get to the root of the problem.

1190
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:40,040
And a lot of times when people are like struggling with things or whatever, if you continue to ask questions and they're like saying, Hey, I'm just having a hard time.

1191
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,600
Well, then ask a follow up question.

1192
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,760
Hey, what do you mean by that?

1193
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,400
Like, well, I'm just struggling.

1194
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:44,800
Okay.

1195
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,560
Like what do you mean you're struggling?

1196
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,000
Like what are you struggling with?

1197
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,000
And so if you can ask questions, it helps you get the answers.

1198
00:57:52,000 --> 00:58:00,480
And a lot of times in leadership, people think that you have to have all the answers, but great leaders are the ones that ask questions.

1199
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,120
So don't be afraid to ask questions.

1200
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,200
Cause it's a good thing.

1201
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,200
And I'm even going to double down on that.

1202
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:12,600
Something that's been going on in my personal life is having to get to know people for the first time and make a lot of first impressions.

1203
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,040
Asking questions is fantastic.

1204
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:23,240
Also to get to know somebody, kind of what Chris was saying, but at the same time, asking them kind of even inferring things.

1205
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,840
They're wearing a particular shirt that says the Dallas Cowboys on there.

1206
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,240
And you can go, Hey, you a Cowboys fan and you can make connections based on the questions that they have.

1207
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:36,520
And even if they say no, but my wife is and I'm a, you know, a Pittsburgh Steelers fan or whatever.

1208
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:45,520
And it's like, and we butt heads, but they won this year and she made me wear this shirt from then on in, you know, like, Hey, so and so has got this thing with his wife and whatever.

1209
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,440
And so the next time they play, like you could be like, Oh, well, I see you won or whatever.

1210
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:49,760
Right.

1211
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:59,080
And those personal connection points really, really, not just help you get to know people, but really establish really strong connections with people.

1212
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:04,800
And that are very long term. It's interesting how little small things like that go a very long way.

1213
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:09,960
Yeah. And when you remember those things, people are like, I can't believe you remember that.

1214
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,360
And it's like, that cost me what?

1215
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:13,560
Is it my time?

1216
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,000
That didn't cost me anything.

1217
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,400
Two seconds and a little minuscule of brain power.

1218
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,360
Right. I mean, that's not too much.

1219
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,800
But anyways,

1220
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,360
No one where to go find us.

1221
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:23,160
Yeah, man.

1222
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:28,960
Over at the trash can network, over at the trash can network on YouTube, Facebook and other social media.

1223
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:36,560
Over at trash can travel over on YouTube and on the Instagrams and trash can network, of course, on Instagram as well too.

1224
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:40,760
But yeah, we get to see our wonderful faces and things like that.

1225
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:46,080
We kind of consolidated everything over into trash can travel as far as the aviator society on Instagram.

1226
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,320
In case you missed that.

1227
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,080
So that's over on that page.

1228
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,160
But yeah, everything is rocking and rolling, man.

1229
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,200
I, you know, I appreciate all of my followers.

1230
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,080
Gotcha. I appreciate y'all.

1231
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,480
And we really appreciate all the listens out.

1232
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,080
I know, man, it is what it is.

1233
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,200
But we appreciate all the listens out there.

1234
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:13,400
And now all the views out there last week's did fairly well for our first time being on camera as well.

1235
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,080
Because we did move over to that new Facebook page.

1236
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,960
We kind of did some consolidating and moved over to a brand new and not Facebook page, brand new YouTube page.

1237
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,240
So moving over to that new YouTube page was interesting how that was all going.

1238
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,400
But you guys still found us and still came out in some decent numbers.

1239
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,920
So I appreciate y'all on that one.

1240
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,360
We appreciate y'all.

1241
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,680
What you got to say, Chris?

1242
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:37,560
Yeah, go watch us on the Donut Box podcast on YouTube.

1243
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,000
If you have not done it yet.

1244
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,960
So this one or next one, go watch us.

1245
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,320
Okay. Now it's time for the Starship to take us on home.

1246
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,360
I'm Chris and I'm Micah.

1247
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,760
And this has been the Donut Box podcast.

1248
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,760
See you later.

1249
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:29,760
It was to give you this love in my heart that I'm feeling for you.

1250
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,240
Let them see we're crazy.

1251
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,760
I don't care about that.

1252
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:39,760
Put your hands in my hands, baby, don't ever look back.

1253
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:44,760
Let the wound around us just fall apart.

1254
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:49,760
Baby, we can make it if we're hard to hold.

1255
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,760
And we can build this thing together

1256
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,760
Standing strong forever

1257
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,760
Nothing's gonna stop us now!