1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,880 Now I know you love planes and football, but what is like one hobby or one activity that you just kind of stumbled upon? 2 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:17,480 You're like, you know what? I actually really enjoyed this as a hobby and it wasn't like one of the main ones that we already know. 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:27,840 Uh, the main one that's been here recently has been Armored MMA. Have you heard about that where it's like dudes in night suits and actual weapons? 4 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:35,520 Like they don't have sharpened swords and things like that or sharpened pikes, but they do hit each other with that. 5 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:40,680 And it's like MMA rules. So they get each other on the ground and like beat the crap out of each other with armor on. 6 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,480 That's been kind of an obsession here lately. I don't know if you've ever heard of that. 7 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:49,480 I have a little bit, but what is about it that like fascinates you with it? 8 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:56,160 I don't know, man. It always takes me back to like, I don't know. It's always that weird primal thing, right? 9 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:01,680 Like what is, what is UFC or any fighting really? Like what is the appeal of any of that? 10 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:08,400 Um, I think, and I don't want to be like, quote, Dana White, because like I'm not a fan of the guy or anything like that. 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:14,240 But, um, I think he said something that's very true and it kind of fits into this. 12 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,040 You could have a football game going on in one corner, like live, right? 13 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:22,680 Like you can have a stadium with football going on. You could have a stadium with basketball going on. 14 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:29,320 And if you could see both like great, but you know, if there's a fight in the crowd, everybody's going to be focused on the fight in the crowd. 15 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,800 And I don't know why that's just the thing. It's just kind of interesting. 16 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:39,360 Um, I don't know. There's some weird appeal that, okay, we got two guys, really two idiots going out there, 17 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:47,600 knowing they're going to get messed up and you know, just kind of that fight to see some wheels and a lot of other sports or team sports. 18 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,200 So it's kind of interesting to see individuals go out there and have to compete against each other. 19 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,520 For sure. I think mine is like, I guess you would call it like climbing the rock walls. 20 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:02,240 Like I'd never, I've done that like maybe four times and I did it recently and I just was like, man, I actually enjoy this, 21 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,040 which is fascinating because I'm really scared of heights. 22 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:09,680 So maybe it's like conquering my fears thing, but I really enjoy that. Like it's fun for me. 23 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,360 You know, and I've never climbed like a rock wall with you. 24 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:18,080 Like I've climbed rock walls before, but I've never done one like with you, um, like at the same time. 25 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:23,520 I would imagine with, cause you know, a lot of people be looking at Chris and they'd be like, oh, he's a small dude. 26 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,480 I bet you can climb them things like a spider monkey. I bet you're good at climbing. I don't know why. I bet you. 27 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:35,920 Yeah, it's cause I'm nimble. Yeah. Cause I'm small and stuff. Like the last one, it took me like two minutes to get to the top. 28 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,360 Maybe that's what I'm saying. It's just like, I could see you being really good. 29 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,680 I could see you like getting up there really fast. Like I can see, I can see that for sure. 30 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:48,240 Well, I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this is the donut box podcast. 31 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:56,320 Welcome back to another week, another Monday, another manic Monday, bro. 32 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:02,800 Just the time is flying. It's the holidays coming up right around the corner and we only have this episode and next 33 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,000 episode left of season three and then we're on to season four, huh? 34 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,800 Yeah man. And we got our, we got big changes coming for season four, which will be really cool. 35 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:17,120 So there's a lot of fun stuff coming up there, but yeah, man, this, this year's moving along really, really fast. 36 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:23,520 Kind of a side note. I don't know about you, but time is moving so fast that I know that older people, 37 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:29,120 they always be like, yeah, time moves really fast. I'm a relatively young guy and if time's moving this quick, 38 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:34,480 I know that it's, it's really going to keep on moving really fast this time, you know, as we get older too. 39 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,600 But things just moving really, really, really fast. 40 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:44,960 Oh yeah, for sure. Well, we are welcoming you guys back. If you're brand new, we here at the Dona Box Podcast, 41 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:50,160 we kind of switch it up between our free flow episodes and our regularly scheduled programming. 42 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:55,760 And we're back to our regularly scheduled programming this week and how it works as each segment is a different donut. 43 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:03,280 The first donut is our old fashioned donut, which is a story from our past. Now we're going back and retelling 44 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:08,400 some of our favorite ones, some oldies. So, Micah, do you want to go ahead and get the first one going? 45 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:14,720 Yeah. So this story is about the first time that we went to Six Flags after we moved to Texas. 46 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:22,560 So if you remember, we lived in Augusta, Georgia in that area and my going into my senior year 47 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,440 and then Chris going into his freshman year of college, we moved out to Texas. 48 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:33,040 And, you know, we really wanted to do that for a long time and things like that. But to this point, 49 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:39,040 we had already been to Six Flags over Georgia. We had already been to Carowinds, which is an amusement park over in North Carolina. 50 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:45,840 And I don't know about you, man, but I was super stoked about going to Six Flags over Texas because it was, 51 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:52,560 and I'm not talking about Fiesta Texas, I'm talking about Six Flags over Texas, the main one that is there in Dallas. 52 00:04:52,560 --> 00:05:01,440 And I just know that one to be, they got some bigger rides, but they also, it was kind of one of the more classic parks, I would say. 53 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,200 Like, I feel like it was older than Six Flags over Georgia. Like, I feel like it's been there a while. 54 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:12,400 So I was excited to go to that. But we started working at Boot Carow, if you remember those stories. 55 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:20,000 So this is right after we started working at Boot Carow together. And so we were making some money. 56 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,880 We were like, you know what, we want to, we were getting some time off. And so we were like, you know what, we want to go and go to Six Flags. 57 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:36,960 And we're just going to go do it for the weekend. And our first idea, or really was my idea, we were like, we could drive or we could fly. 58 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:46,080 And the big appeal about flying was, one, the tickets were cheap. And two, it was nonstop. So it's like, okay, we can get there in an hour. 59 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:56,320 So you would think. So you're, you know, 18, 19 year old brain would think. So we'll just, we'll just buy a plane ticket, go and get a hotel room. 60 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:02,640 And then we'll, you know, go to Six Flags and then we'll fly back. And that's not exactly how it went, did it, Chris? 61 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:08,720 No. And the fascinating thing that you said when you said that the park was older, I want to backtrack. 62 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:20,320 So Six Flags over Texas, well, Texas actually had six flags, six different countries flags flying over it. So it made sense, which I never knew that until like, I moved out here to Texas. 63 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:29,360 And I was like, oh, that's why they call it Six Flags. So I'm kind of like, I guess this is the OG. So, but yeah, so we decided to leave. We were excited. 64 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:34,000 We got off work and we headed to the airport. And then we were delayed. 65 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:42,960 Already. Well, we showed up to the Lubbock Airport. First thing I remember was the power was off. Like, I remember walking into Lubbock Airport and being dark. 66 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:48,880 And it was also, it wasn't the summertime. I think it was like September. No, it was not September. It was. 67 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,480 No, it was, it was the middle of July. Was it July? Okay. So it was July. 68 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:59,680 Yes, because I got in trouble for going because I was supposed to go to a wedding that I totally forgot about. 69 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:09,280 And that was, and so it started off all bad. Yeah. And it was hot in the terminal because of course, no power, no AC, that sort of thing. 70 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:17,360 We went up to the ticket counter and yeah, we were delayed, but like the flight was still going. They wrote us a handwritten ticket, which was kind of interesting. 71 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:26,080 Never had seen that before. So they'd given us a handwritten ticket. Like imagine going through TSA security in the dark. And that's exactly what we did. 72 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:32,960 I think they just like wanded all of us, you know, like the little wand that makes the weird noise. I think they just did that with everybody. 73 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:43,840 And we were in a dark terminal the whole entire time. And even when we got on the plane, I remember they had to count everybody to make sure that everybody was in the seat. 74 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:53,840 And they were having to do like manual paper tracking. It was really, really crazy. And we thought to ourselves, okay, you know, you always have to have a glitch or a hiccup to a trip. 75 00:07:53,840 --> 00:08:02,720 And it's like, okay, so this, this is it. But at least, and I think the delay was only like an hour, if I remember correctly, wasn't too long. It was only like an hour long. 76 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,840 But we thought that was going to be the glitch and the delay of the trip. 77 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:18,400 That was not it at all. So we get to the, finally get to Dallas and we get our bags. And beforehand, we were like, okay, well, we got to figure out a way to get to the hotel. 78 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:28,080 And talk to Michael's parental unit, his male parental unit. And we said, okay, we should probably book a van. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, you just go up there, just show up. 79 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,680 And then there'll just be a van waiting for you to get to the hotel. 80 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:39,200 Now here, I'm also going to say this too, this was before the days of Uber of like just pulling out your phone and ordering an Uber. Like this was before that. 81 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:47,440 And there was a company in particular called Super Shuttle. And basically, if you were to call them and say, hey, I want a van to come pick me up. 82 00:08:47,440 --> 00:09:03,840 And take me to this hotel, like they would do that. But the main bit was you had to have an appointment. But yeah, we were told, no, no, no, just show up and basically call them once you show up and say, hey, come pick me up on my terminal, whatever. 83 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:11,040 And that was not the case. I remember calling them and them being like, no, you need an appointment ahead of time. 84 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:16,480 And so they're like, we'll put you on the books, but we'll just have to get to you when we get to you. 85 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:26,720 And at this point, it had been quite a long day because, you know, we had worked, we had had this delay in flight for over an hour sitting in a hot terminal. 86 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:35,600 The flight was about an hour, but then we get to Dallas and then this happens. And how long did we end up sitting there, Chris? It was like two, three hours before. 87 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:40,560 Yeah, it had to be at least an hour and a half to two hours. We sat there for a little bit. 88 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:48,640 We got to the point where we got to the hotel, like it was probably around 9.15. 89 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:54,880 Yeah, about 9.9.15 or maybe later. But I remember when we were hungry, we got an E. 90 00:09:54,880 --> 00:10:02,640 I remember we got to the hotel so late that we called Pizza Hut right before they were about to close and like ordered a pizza. 91 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:12,880 Well, thing that happened was, well, we booked the hotel at Micah's name, but I called the pizza and ordered it at my name. 92 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:22,960 And I didn't, they didn't ask for like a hotel room number or anything. So like, we're just waiting around for the pizza, like waiting in the lobby to see if anybody's going to show up. 93 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:28,640 And it's like 30 minutes past the time, like they're supposed to be there. 94 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:39,600 So by the time I call, like the Pizza Hut is already closed. And so when I call them, I'm like, hey, like, well, when they first call them, they were like, what do you want? We're closed. 95 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:48,480 And I was just like, oh, I ordered a pizza. Like, sorry. This is not. And then they were like, yeah, like your delivery pizza driver is left for the day. 96 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,880 Like, we're not going to give you your pizza pretty much. And they were pretty rude about it. 97 00:10:52,880 --> 00:11:02,800 So we only had one option. And that was to get a pizza from the hotel lobby because we couldn't go anywhere. Because by the time we would go somewhere, almost everything was closed. 98 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:11,680 So we got these frozen pizzas from the hotel lobby. And remember, we put them in the microwave and we tried to make a microwave them, but that was just not working out. 99 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,640 I could didn't work out. 100 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:23,600 And man, it was soggy. It was real bad. And so it was like, we, but I mean, we still ate them because it's like, bro, we're hungry, we got to eat. So we ate that. 101 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:33,040 And I just remember being like, all right, well, at least we're going to go to bed and then we're going to, you know, go into six flights the next morning. 102 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:39,840 And I will say this, the one good part about it, we, you know, we plan to get up kind of early. 103 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:48,640 And, you know, we have our little formula that we've talked about before of you want to show up, you know, when the gates open and things like that and a little bit early. 104 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:55,840 So, you know, a lot of times they'll open the gates so you can get in line. Maybe the rides won't be going yet. They'll be testing them out. 105 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:01,760 But at least you can get in line and whatnot. And so we get up and get out there pretty early. 106 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:09,520 And I will say this for the time of year that it was, I remember it being like 80, 80 degrees or like 80, 85 and overcast. 107 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:14,720 Like it wasn't smeltering hot like it should have been for the summertime in Dallas. 108 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:21,880 Like I remember that, which maybe that was a saving grace on that because I don't remember six flags actually being of time on that deal. 109 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:30,160 Six Flags wasn't too bad of a time. No, like we, we actually went, we had a good time and we did get to ride most of the rides. 110 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:40,640 I think it was just getting there. And then like afterwards we ran into the same situation again where like the flights were delayed and we were like, bro, like, I just want to go home. 111 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:48,400 Like, and at that point, like everything had like been a bump in the road and everything. And so where you're just like, I want to go home. 112 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:54,720 But I remember like it was not a good, I just remember kind of like being like miserable. Like it was something happened. 113 00:12:54,720 --> 00:13:00,880 I felt like before we got onto the plane or something, I don't know what it was, but yeah, it was just not a good time. 114 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:11,840 My memory might be slipping a little bit. I think this was a different time. But was this the time that we, that like we got on the plane, we taxied out and there was a problem. 115 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,760 And we sat on the tarmac for like two hours or was that a different time? I think that was a different time. 116 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:22,400 No, that was a different time. But it did get delayed again because it was DFW. 117 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:28,080 And of course, if anything happens, if you even sneeze, they're going to delay because there's moisture there, bro. 118 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:34,640 Like DFW is the worst. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. But yeah, I remember doing that. And I remember the biggest thing. 119 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:41,280 And of course, you got to think going from Georgia to Texas, it's a little different and trying to get used to a little bit of this. 120 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:48,320 I remember a lot of the people at Boot Corral were quite surprised that we flew. Like they were like, why would you fly? 121 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:53,200 They're like, why don't you just drive it? And we're like, well, it's like five, five and a half hours. 122 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:59,280 And you got to think from moving from Georgia, our big trip was like going to Atlanta, which was two, two and a half hours. 123 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:06,880 Five and a half, six hours is like two, two and a half hours for Georgia standards because it's like, nah, dude, you could drive it. 124 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:17,200 And a lot of the thing was it's like, you know, for the time that you took to show up to the airport early and with delays and you know, how long it took to get to the hotel. 125 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:26,480 It's like you probably could have drove it and done it, which is probably true. In fact, that's why we did some of those videos on, you know, is it quicker to fly or drive across Texas? 126 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:36,560 Because Texas is so big to where sometimes that is a straight up argument. And we did that this year when I went up to Lubbock and for Easter time. 127 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:43,680 So you can check those videos out on the TrashCade Network if you want to see those and also on the Aviator Society. So plug that mid episode. 128 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:51,200 But yeah, no, it's just kind of interesting. But I remember that being the big thing is like, well, why'd you fly? That's kind of the dumbest thing. 129 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,600 Like people did not understand why we flew at all. 130 00:14:53,600 --> 00:15:01,120 And even probably some of our listeners like five hours, that's like a long trip. But now like in Texas, it's like, yeah, five hours, that's a day trip. 131 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:11,120 Like there have been times where I've driven to Dallas for the day and then like come back later. It's like five hours. Yeah. But like, it's nothing. It's nothing at all. 132 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:18,160 So it's it's it's just different. Like and thinking back on it now, I would probably drive rather than fly to Dallas. 133 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:27,200 Yeah, I would have driven that way. That way we would also had our own car too. You know, we wouldn't have to worry about other transportation and stuff like that. 134 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:36,480 And yeah, knowing what I know now, especially with how big Dallas is, just because you're flying into a Dallas airport doesn't mean that you're close by where you're staying either. 135 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:46,640 Like Dallas is huge. So lessons learned over time. But yeah, because I think you were 19 at the time and I was 18. That's that's what you get for trying to plan out something. 136 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:53,840 You think you know everything. You don't know anything at all. But anyways, we're going to move into our next segment, which is the jelly donut. 137 00:15:53,840 --> 00:16:05,600 And do we have actually a jail report? Yes, we do. We have a jail report. So yeah, this segment is the jelly donut. 138 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:14,240 We've got a jail report with actual fun stories. So yeah, you ready for those? I've got a few of them on deck here. 139 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:23,680 So this one is a little different. We kind of talked about Squirrel Man a few weeks ago, and not knowing why we called him a squirrel man. 140 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:31,280 Well, this guy was the Squirrel Robber. It was from the good old state of Florida. Gotta love Florida. 141 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:36,800 So there's a man in Florida who was arrested for allegedly stealing a squirrel from a pet shop. 142 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:47,360 So the police were tipped off about the suspect when he was attempted to evade capture when the squirrel ran into a nearby tree and he was 143 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:54,640 caught trying to climb the tree to get the squirrel in his hands again. So he was charged with theft. 144 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:03,200 And when the officers arrest him, they told him, or I'm sorry, the perp, the guy who was stealing the squirrel, told him that he just 145 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:12,000 really wanted a pet squirrel. And that's why he stole the squirrel. Well, if he wanted a pet squirrel, why didn't he just try to trap one from the part instead of stealing it? 146 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:19,760 That's what I'm saying. Yeah, there's plenty of squirrels. You can go trap. They're like rodents. Just get food out there and you can trap. 147 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:30,400 Anyways, so next one. So yeah, he was charged with theft. The next one here. This is in Ohio. This was the pizza theft in Ohio. 148 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:41,200 A man was arrested. Yeah, you always got to love the food stories. I don't know why. Like when people throw food or like a salt with food, like a salt's never funny, but when it's with food, it kind of is. 149 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:49,440 But this man was arrested for stealing an entire pizza from a delivery driver. So the suspect had ordered a pizza to be delivered to a fake address. 150 00:17:49,440 --> 00:18:06,080 And then when the driver arrived, he simply snatched the pizza and ran off. So of course, a guy called the cops. And when he was caught, he explained to the police that he couldn't resist the temptation and that he was just hungry and didn't have the money to pay for it. 151 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:17,760 Can you still like choose to pay in cash when the pizza delivery driver like comes to your place and not pay for it until it arrives? Because I didn't think that was a thing anymore. 152 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:27,600 Yeah, you can. I've done that before where you just like the I'll pay in cash. Even if you like ordered online or whatever, you just say I'll pay him in cash when he gets here. Like it's still an option. 153 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:37,120 Oh, wow. That's interesting. Yeah. But no, that's kind of funny. I mean, it's not funny that he stole, but it's like, yeah, well, things like a pizza, like he must have been really hungry. 154 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:48,080 Well, and my thing is to set up a, you know, to be like a fake address, he thought this whole thing out. He's like, oh, I'm gonna get me a pizza today. Like he thought this was a whole pizza con is what this was. He's playing this out. 155 00:18:48,080 --> 00:19:00,960 Have you seen those Domino's commercials now where it's like if you order a pizza, then you get a free emergency pizza to use any time. And I'm like, so y'all just give it away pizzas now? Like is it is Domino's that bad that y'all just give it away pizzas? 156 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:12,960 I feel like they always had kind of out of pocket marketing schemes. Like I don't know about you, but I can't think of any in the past. But I feel like Domino's has always been kind of a little outlandish with their marketing schemes. I don't know. Maybe that's just me. 157 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:30,640 Because their pizza's not that good. Yeah, it's anyway. Sorry. It's not. All right. The next time or the next one here, the drunken ventriloquist. So there was a man in California who was arrested after drunkenly performing a ventriloquist act on the side wide or the sidewalk 158 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:50,640 while harassing people while he was walking by. So basically, the puppet, which you know, the guy claimed was speaking for him reportedly insulted several bystanders before police arrived, including calling one lady. It's a four letter word that starts with a C. 159 00:19:50,640 --> 00:20:16,640 And so apparently he was arrested for public intoxication and disturbing the peace. Apparently even when the police showed up, the puppet started insulting them. But isn't that like what a dummy does? Like a ventriloquist dummy. They're supposed to insult people. And it's like, yeah, I get it. But like, if he's on the street, like doing that, like just walk past him and don't do nothing. Like come on, no. 160 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:29,640 I mean, I think some of it was funny. Like I want to know what I bet you some of it was. I want to know what he said. I mean, it's never funny to call somebody what he called him. But like at the same time, it's like, I really want to know what this guy said. All right. 161 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:45,640 The next one. So a Texas woman. This is such a Texas story. A Texas woman was arrested after she was caught on video trying to chase a cow down the highway. Now this when I say this is a Texas story, this must be like an around Austin kind of story. 162 00:20:45,640 --> 00:21:02,640 Because authorities later found out that she had been attempting to quote unquote rescue this cow from a nearby farm because she believed that it was not being treated properly. The car, the cow, however, was perfectly content grazing in the field and did not want to go with the woman. 163 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:11,640 So the woman was caught trying to take the cow out of the field. And so the woman was charged with animal cruelty and reckless behavior. 164 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:26,640 That's that's my problem that I have with these. I don't know what you would call them, but it's kind of what you talk about the people that like shove their agenda down your throats. It's like they try to rescue people or fight for causes or get mad about things that don't need. 165 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:40,640 It's like, oh my gosh, this is animal cruelty. And it's like, nah, if you did your research, like the cows, you know, just chill in. It's like, how does it want to go with you? And it's like, these people want to be like the saviors of things when they're not needed. 166 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:52,640 If that makes sense. So I don't, I don't get it. The cow didn't need saving. It's one of those things. It's like, it's like, come on, Betsy, it's time to get you a new life. And Betsy's like, nah, this is my field to graze in. 167 00:21:52,640 --> 00:22:01,640 You're not going to take me out of here. But see, a lot of these people, it'll be like stupid reasons to be like, well, you're making them stay outside and they don't have the option to go inside. 168 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:08,640 You're going, but that's not animal cruelty. Animals are used to being outside. I don't know what you are. That's animals. 169 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,640 Like animals are meant to be outside. Like, come on now. 170 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:17,640 So it's, it's pretty wild. All right. So the next one here, this was also in the great state of Florida. 171 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:27,640 The match the one from before. So there's a man who was wanted for robbery. And he was attempted or he was arrested after attempting to hide in a public restroom. 172 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:40,640 So while he was attempting to conceal himself, he reportedly made a loud mistake with what was considered a gas attack because he alerted to the officers of his location. 173 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:48,640 But he claimed that his fart was an unfortunate coincidence. And so he was arrested because he farted and let them know where he was at. 174 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:56,640 That's pretty funny. It's like, well, keep yourself up. That's bad. That feels like something you would see on Family Guy or something. 175 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,640 Yeah. It's just like, it's like, I got to hold this in. Nope. 176 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:06,640 And I can only imagine like, you know, some of those public restrooms are very, this is something I've never understood too. 177 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:14,640 Like public restrooms or say you're like kind of park or something like that. A lot of those restrooms, they're very echoey. Have you noticed that? 178 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:21,640 So like, it's like, it's very echoey. So yeah, if you in a bathroom stall and you let anything go, they don't hear it. 179 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:28,640 Oh yeah. That's why it's hard for me to go use the bathroom sometimes in those places in public. Yeah. I understand. 180 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:36,640 Especially when you got to blow it up. Oh, I understand. All right. So this one is kind of near and dear to my heart because it had to do with flying kind of. 181 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:46,640 So a woman was arrested on an airplane after refusing, refusing for pay. Geez, I cannot talk today. I really can't. What is wrong with me, Christopher? 182 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Anyways, a woman is arrested on her plane after refusing to pay for in-flight snacks. So she argued that the cost of food was too high and she attempted to smuggle it off the plane without paying. 183 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:07,640 The flight attendants reported the incident and upon her landing, she was met by airport police and her defense was, I was just hungry. 184 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,640 And so apparently she was fined and spent one night in jail. 185 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:21,640 Well, was the snacks, the free snacks I give you, was that not enough for her? And you can bring your own snacks on the plane. So I'm just kind of like, why would you risk it? 186 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:31,640 Here's what I'm wondering. Here's what I'm wondering too. Because most airlines wouldn't care if we're being real, if somebody grabs an extra pack of peanuts or whatever, like they don't care. 187 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:43,640 But, well, I guess not peanuts now, it's like the little checks mix or whatever. Like most of the time they don't care. I'm imagining this was like spirit or frontier or like one of these where you have to pay for everything, everything. 188 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:52,640 Because most airlines are not going to cause the trouble enough to call the police ahead of time and be like, hey, arrest this lady for stealing extra snacks. 189 00:24:52,640 --> 00:25:04,640 Unless she was like, you know, like stuffing her pockets with like 810 snack bags or something. I don't know. I don't know. But kind of want to know the full story on that one. 190 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Alright, the last one here. A man in Arizona was arrested after breaking into a home dressed as a ninja. He wore full black attire and even tried to scale walls like a movie character. 191 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:29,640 The homeowner woke up to find this man attempting to sneak around in the dark. So of course the homeowner went after him with the baseball bat, ended up seducing him. 192 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:40,640 And so the homeowner ended up asking him why was he dressed as a ninja. And he said, it seemed like the best way to avoid detection at the time. And so he was charged with burglary and trespassing. 193 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:46,640 What is this guy? 12? I could just see that be like, oh yeah, I'm going to dress up like a ninja. And then maybe they won't see me. Okay. 194 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:54,640 I don't know. But yeah, he, it also sounds like maybe drugs were involved. That's what that sounds like to me. Sounds like, you know what? 195 00:25:54,640 --> 00:26:04,640 Well, this one is Arizona, but still Arizona, Arizona to Arizona. Well, it is Arizona. There's methods. Yeah, there's plenty of those. And then the sun bakes your brain on top of it. So there's that. 196 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:16,640 But yeah, that's the jail report. Which one was your favorite? Either the pizza story or probably the squirrel story. 197 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:27,640 I think it's, I think it's pretty funny the lady being like, I'm going to free this cow. Getting arrested for it. Could you imagine being like, what are you in for? I try to free a cow from its living conditions. 198 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:39,640 Yeah, exactly. They probably, okay. Especially in Texas. They'd be like, okay, whatever. I could, I could tell where you from. Like I said, that had to happen like outside of Austin. I don't see anywhere else in Texas that happening. 199 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:55,640 But yeah. All right. Anyways, so we're going to move on to our next segment, which I also have this week. And that is the donut hole, which we always love to do quizzes. And Christopher, I've got a quiz for you. Do you have any guesses of what it could be? 200 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:04,640 Okay, what's it about? Is it on flying? No, no, it's not. It's actually on something that interests you. It is a Lord of the Rings. 201 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:12,640 Oh, that's one of my, that's one of those movies that I could just watch over and over and over. I can put on in the background and not get tired of. I love that. 202 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:25,640 Now, I will say this. These are some of these are some harder questions. And these are only from the first three films, not the Hobbit and some of the other ones. So this just from the first three film, like the true Lord of the Rings films. 203 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,640 You're going to expose me for the nerd that I am. 204 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,640 Hey, there's no problem with that. All right. So you're ready for this? 205 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,640 Yeah, let's go. 206 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:44,640 Now, the first question can be a little difficult, but who was the first character to speak in the movie, The Fellowship of the Ring? Was it a Frodo Baggins, B Gandalf, Galladriel, or D Bilbo Baggins? 207 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:49,640 Oh, it's a gladrile because she's telling the story of the ring and all the backstory. So it's C. 208 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,640 It was actually Gandalf. Gandalf was the first one to speak. 209 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,640 Really? Are you sure about that? 210 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,640 That's what it says. 211 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:10,640 Okay, because I thought it opens with her like telling the line and like doing the narration because she does the narration of it. But are you talking about like the first character actually have dialogue or speak or something? 212 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:18,640 I'm having a fact check this. I'm having a fact check this on the on the fly because I'm cause I thought it started off with her like doing the narration. 213 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,640 That's what I thought too though. 214 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,640 But this quiz says that it was Gandalf. 215 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:29,640 Maybe it means like the first like character to actually have a dialogue with someone or to speak lines. 216 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:41,640 Cause I thought the first line of Lord of the Rings and The Fellowship of the Ring, I thought it was talking about Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End and it was talking about celebrating his birthday, right? 217 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:50,640 I'm pretty sure. But anyways, I haven't seen, I need to, we need to watch that movie now. That's what this says. This is what this says right here. 218 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:58,640 We got to watch this movie again. All right. So the second question. What was the name of Ergon Sword which was reforged? Do you know this without me asking? 219 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:05,640 Yeah, it's the sort of Elendio or Anderill or the Shards of Narsil. But give me the. 220 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,640 Yeah, it's Anderill. You got it right. 221 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,640 Yeah, Anderill, Flame of the West. That's the official name of it. 222 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:19,640 There you go. All right. So the next one. What type of creature is Gollum before he comes corrupted by the One Ring to become smithy? 223 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:25,640 Was it A and Elf? B, Hobbit, C, Dwarf or D and Orc? 224 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:34,640 He was a Hobbit. Yeah, he was a Hobbit. He was a Hobbit before he went crazy and got possessed by the Devil. Possessed by the Ring. 225 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:42,640 All right. So the next one. Which of the following characters does not travel with the Fellowship to Mordor? 226 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,640 Was it A, Legolas, B, Gimli, C, Boromir or D, Samwise Gage? 227 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:53,640 Oh, it's Boromir because that fool got whacked in the first little bit there. 228 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:58,640 Yes, he did. And he did not travel the rest of the way. All right. 229 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:07,640 What is the name of the Elven City where Frodo, Mary, Sam and Pit are healed from the attack in the Fellowship of the Ring? Is it A? 230 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,640 I know it. Go ahead. It's Rivendale. It's Rivendale. Yeah, you're right. 231 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,640 Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's a pretty cool city. 232 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:21,640 All right. The next one. Which character says the line, even the smallest person can change the course of the future? 233 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,640 Is it Gandalf? Actually, no. 234 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,640 Oh, well, give me the options. It's A, Galadriel. Is that how you pronounce her name? Remind me how you pronounce her name. 235 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,640 Yeah, it's Gladriel. That's who it is. 236 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:38,640 Yeah, there you go. And then the other options were Elrond, Gandalf or Ergon. 237 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,640 Oh, yeah. It's Gladriel. 238 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Oh, forehead. What was the name of the horse that Ergon rides in the two towers in the Return of the King? 239 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:54,640 Do you remember the horse's name? Is it A, Shadowfax? Is it B, Brigo? Is it C, Bill? 240 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,640 It's B. It's B. Yeah, you're right. It's B. 241 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:06,640 Yeah, it's Brigo. Yep. I think Bill is one of the ones that hobbits rides because they're like, goodbye Bill or goodbye Bill or something. 242 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,640 Like that. Okay. Two more. You're doing pretty good so far. I think you got all right to this point. 243 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:16,640 What is the name of the giant spider that attacks Frodo in the Return of the King? 244 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:23,640 Is it Shilob? Ungaliet? Argon or Spider Splash? 245 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,640 Is it A? Yeah, it's A. Shilob. 246 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,640 That spider still creeps me out. 247 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:37,640 I just don't like spiders in general so the thought of having a big behind spider like that, yeah, I don't think so. 248 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:48,640 In the show Rings of Power, they show the cave where all the spiders were and I guess that one is the oldest remaining one, but yeah, it's creepy. 249 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,640 I hated it. It was nasty. 250 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,640 Yeah, I can totally see that. Let's see. So we got two more here. 251 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,640 What is the name of the land that Sauron rules for? 252 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,640 Is it A? Mordor? Yeah, you know that one. 253 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,640 Are you sure it's not Isengard? No, that's where What's His Face is. 254 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,640 Alright, so this one is kind of an outside question, not like storyline. 255 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,640 Which actor portrayed the character of Elrond in the Lord of the Rings trilogy? 256 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:22,640 Was it A, Sean Bean, B, Hugo Weaving, C, Ian McKellen or D, Christopher Lee? 257 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:27,640 It was Hugo Weavey. Yeah, it was. So yeah, you got them all right, dude. All 10 of them. 258 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:36,640 Interesting movie. I love it. I have one of the Lord of the Rings tattoo on my arm, like the actual sword that got broken. 259 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,640 I have the broken part tattooed on me, which is pretty cool. 260 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:44,640 And so I enjoy those very much. I mean, they're all really good movies. They're all really fun. 261 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,640 So, but yeah, you did really good. I'm gonna have to ramp up the questions. 262 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,640 It's always hard having to pronounce some of them though. I'll be real with you. 263 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,640 Oh yeah. And you should definitely check out Rings of Power when you get a chance. 264 00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:00,640 It's a pretty good show. I enjoyed it. Like the first season is a little slow, 265 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,640 but once you get past the first couple of episodes, then it's... 266 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,640 Sounds good, man. We had a good time, but now it's time to talk about what be revenue up. 267 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,640 We'll be frying your donuts. Man, what's got you ticked off? 268 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,640 There's a lot of things that fry my donuts. No, I'm not going to talk about the election and all that stuff. 269 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,640 I figured I'd spare y'all. 270 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,640 Oh man, we don't want to go political and tick everybody off. 271 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,640 No, no, no. That's the easy way. That's the easy way. 272 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:33,640 Maybe I've talked about this before, but it gets really under my skin when... 273 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:39,640 And maybe it's just because me and you are different, but I hate when people are like, 274 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,640 oh, I hate so and so, and they want to talk mess about this person, 275 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,640 and they're just talking all this mess. But then later on, maybe later on that day, 276 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,640 you see them post a picture with that person and you're like... And the picture is like, 277 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,640 oh yeah, I can't wait to hang out with my girl or my boy so and so. 278 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,640 And it's like, wait a second, you just spent an hour talking to me about how much you don't like this person 279 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,640 and now you're hanging out with them. I just don't get it. 280 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,640 That doesn't make sense to me, or they just talk trash and you're like, yeah, 281 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,640 that person is ungrateful and this and that, and I don't like them. 282 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,640 And the next thing, they're like, oh yeah, we're taking this person to this game. 283 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,640 And it's like, bro, I thought they were ungrateful. Like, why are you doing all this stuff for them? 284 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,640 Or oh, you're going to hang out with them? I just don't get it. 285 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,640 Can you help me understand? Maybe it's just I'm built different. 286 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,640 No, I get you. It aggravates me too. I feel like, one, it's because a lot of these people are two-faced 287 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,640 and that's the kind of people that they hang around. I feel like you are a product of your environment 288 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,640 a lot of the time. And so I'm not saying that, you know, being two-faced, 289 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,640 you could be two-faced on your own, but I think a lot of times, how do I put this? 290 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,640 So you were kind of talking about King and Queens the other day, like the TV show, 291 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,640 and a lot of the principals on there, like Doug and Kerry Hepburn and the main characters 292 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,640 and their friends, look at how they interact with their friends. 293 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,640 Like, their friends are constantly screwing each other over, or, you know, 294 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,640 they're kind of sliding their friends, or maybe they'll say something that they're like, 295 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,640 like, oh, I don't really like them, but then hang out with them. 296 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:16,640 I think a lot of people find that normal because they're having that same thing happen to them, too. 297 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,640 You know what I mean? I think that's where it kind of breaks down along the lines, 298 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:27,640 but I think that it's, there's some people that just take pleasure in talking bad about people. 299 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,640 It's almost like that, how do I put this? Have you ever known people, like, 300 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:38,640 it's so hard to explain because, you know, there are people that'll break the law just cause. 301 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,640 Like, there are people that do this stuff just cause. 302 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,640 And I guess it's a, I've noticed there's a lot of bored people, you know, 303 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,640 people who don't have a lot of other stuff going on in life. 304 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,640 So it's fun to go talk mess on something. 305 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,640 And I think part of it is, I think a lot of it is unhealed childhood trauma, too. 306 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,640 There are some people who literally get off and get pleasure off of getting away with some things. 307 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:07,640 And I think that's part of it, too, is talking mess on somebody and then being friends with them, 308 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,640 or, you know, seeming to be friends. It's like, oh, they have no idea. They have no idea. 309 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,640 And people, for some reason, gloat in that and feel good about that. 310 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,640 Like, have you noticed that, too? 311 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,640 Yeah, I've noticed that, too. And maybe it's also, too. 312 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:25,640 It's like, they don't like that person, but maybe like, finding that person or just not hanging out with them 313 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:32,640 is too hard for them. Because me and you are different where, like, if I don't like someone, 314 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,640 like, I'm not going to go hang out with them. I'm just not. 315 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:41,640 Like, unless it's like in a setting where I'm forced, like, I'm going to someone's birthday party 316 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,640 and they just happen to be there, but I'm not going to go, I'll be nice. I'll be cordial, 317 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,640 but I'm not going to be, like, taking pictures and posting like, oh, look at my boy so-and-so, 318 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,640 or I'm with my homie. Like, I love them so much. This and that. 319 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,640 And that's where I don't get it. 320 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,640 Like, you're closed. 321 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:01,640 Where you're just kind of like, hold on, like, you're talking about how much you love this person on social media, 322 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:08,640 but just an hour ago, you were just trashing them. And those kind of people, when I noticed that they do that, 323 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:14,640 I will not. I'm like, oh, yeah, if you talk about your friends that way, there is no way I'm sharing anything with you, 324 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,640 because you could be, you're probably talking to that way about me, too. 325 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640 Like, I just- 326 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,640 And putting your business out in the street, too. 327 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,640 Yeah, it bothers me, man, because I'm like, I just don't like fake people. 328 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:29,640 Like, if you like me, like, cool, but if you don't like me, that's cool. 329 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,640 Like, you can exist and I can exist and we can be cordial, but I ain't going to hang out with you. 330 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,640 Like, I'm not, I'm just not. 331 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:42,640 I also don't mean to go super spiritual on this, but I can also understand in this facet why, you know, 332 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:49,640 the whole thing about being lukewarm is not optimal, because it's so much better. 333 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,640 Wouldn't you much rather, like you just said, you would much rather know, instead of somebody being two-faced and saying something to your face 334 00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:00,640 and then be saying stuff behind your back, isn't it so much better to know, okay, so and so don't like me. 335 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,640 It's very obvious you don't like me, but I can stay away from him, because I know he doesn't like me. 336 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:09,640 Or it's like, okay, homie's cool with me. I can be around him, because he's cool with me. 337 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:15,640 It's so much better knowing one end of the spectrum or the other, but if it's like somebody's got their foot in their ca- 338 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:20,640 and then doesn't have your foot in your camp, not only does that, that's a suck on your energy. 339 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,640 Like, I mean, that really sucks on your energy, and you don't know what to believe. 340 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,640 You don't know who to believe. You don't know what they've been telling people. 341 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,640 Like, it makes things very convoluted, and it really throws a wrench in a lot of things. 342 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:40,640 It's like, it's a lot easier knowing, okay, and again, it's like, if you don't like me, great, we don't have to spend time with each other, 343 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,640 but I'm glad that we know and we can, you know, make that happen sort of thing. 344 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:53,640 But I think that's really where that whole lukewarm comes from too, because I feel like people who are lukewarm can do a lot of damage. 345 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,640 You know what I mean? 346 00:38:54,640 --> 00:39:03,640 Oh yeah, and I've been part of friendships, and you can attest to this too, where, like, man, you really thought that person was in your corner. 347 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,640 You really thought that person had your best interest. 348 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:11,640 Then come to find out, like, they were either A, telling your business, or B, like, they were just running you down behind your back. 349 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:20,640 And that's like, it's hard when you were trying to be like, I'm not sure about you, but at the same time, if I don't like you, I like a lot of people. 350 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:25,640 And if I don't like you, and I really don't like you, there's probably a character issue of why I don't like you, 351 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,640 or you've done something, like, really messed up that I can't move past. 352 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:35,640 And so, like, again, I'm just of the belief, like, yeah, if you don't like that person, then don't hang out with them. 353 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,640 Like, just don't. 354 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:42,640 Like, it's okay. You don't need that in your life, but maybe those people are so lonely, like, I don't know. 355 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,640 Real recognizes real, and I just- 356 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:51,640 I think it's the same thing, man, as have you ever met people that are like, oh, I hate that TV show, or I hate that actor, 357 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,640 but then they'll watch the TV show or watch stuff that that actor is in? 358 00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,640 Like, I totally get that it's one of those things of like- but when the actor's the main lead and things like that, 359 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,640 it's like, secretly, do you like this actor, and you're just jealous, or like, what's going on with you? 360 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:14,640 But it's semi the same thing, or I guess this is another example too, of like, the Fast and the Furious series, right? 361 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:20,640 We can all admit, the later ones get really outlandish, but I've seen so many people like, oh, like, you'll talk with them, 362 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,640 they'll be like, oh, I hate the new ones, I hate it past, you know, three or four, and like, I just can't stand it, 363 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:31,640 but then another one comes out, and it's like, oh, we're gonna go see Fast and Furious 12, and it's like, I thought you said you hated everything past, 364 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,640 it's like, yeah, but we gotta see what happens in 12. 365 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:41,640 It's like, but you just talked about how stupid the storylines were, how terrible the acting was, 366 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,640 like, they could talk about all this stuff, and it's like, yeah, but we gotta see what's going on, and it's like, oh, okay, 367 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:58,640 it's the same thing to me, man, I feel like it's just, I don't know, people be crazy, I feel like, like, sociology and psychology are very interesting, 368 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,640 because I still don't understand why people tick certain ways, but they do. 369 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:10,640 Yeah, and I guess that's just why I keep my circle very, very, very tight, because I'm like, I know who I can trust, and like, you know what, 370 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,640 like, real recognition is real, and like, there's a lot of fake people out there, so I'll get off of that though. 371 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,640 Real recognition is real, and you're looking kind of unfamiliar. 372 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,640 That's how I feel all the time. 373 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:31,640 So, yeah, man, but now I totally understand, and I could get why that fries your donuts, but man, our next segment is the improv segment, 374 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:38,640 which doesn't fry my donuts, I always love the improv segment, because it's always pretty fun, and today, we have the randomizer, 375 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,640 so we always love putting stuff into the randomizer and see what comes out, 376 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:50,640 so what we're going to do is we're going to do three buttons, because it's got a bunch of buttons on here. 377 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:55,640 One is professions, the other one is location and doing an action, so it's going to be a profession, 378 00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:01,640 at a specific place, doing something in particular, so you're ready for us to figure out what we're going to act out? 379 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:10,640 All right, so the profession is a brick layer, so a brick layer, a brick layer, or like a mason, like a brick layer mason. 380 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:25,640 The location is at an underwater facility, okay, okay, we're getting somewhere here, and the action is fixing a car engine. 381 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,640 Okay, so, all right, you ready? 382 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,640 Yeah, I can start. 383 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:48,640 Hey, George, you got a carburetor wrench over there, this car is not working like it should, we need to get out of here before the car fills up with water. 384 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:55,640 A carburetor wrench? What are you talking about? Have you ever even worked on this before? 385 00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:01,640 Like, I'm telling you, I'm really questioning your skills right now, because we're underwater, this thing's not working, 386 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,640 and you're asking me for a carburetor wrench, which I've never heard of in my entire life. 387 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,640 I'm starting to question whether I even want you down here working on this car with me right now. 388 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:15,640 I'm tired of your lies, I'm tired of you telling me you don't know what a carburetor wrench is. 389 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:25,640 When you went to school, mechanic school for 25 years, and you had to quit that because you got caught with the boss's daughter, so now you're a bricklayer, 390 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,640 and you're over here telling me you don't know what a carburetor wrench is. 391 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:36,640 Oh, I don't understand why you have to bring up Chandra, okay, that is a different story, and we're very happy together. 392 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,640 Three kids now, it doesn't matter about her dad, okay, that doesn't matter. 393 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:48,640 I'll tell you what does, there's no such thing as a carburetor wrench, and yeah, I'm a bricklayer, I'm a thawed good one, toad. 394 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:56,640 And I won't take this crap from you, I don't understand why all these things, when we get into our improv segments, always turn into fights, but here we are in another one. 395 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,640 I'll tell you this much, there's no carburetor wrench. 396 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:14,640 I'll tell you George, can you hold the flashlight still for a minute? You're in my lot, I told you how to hold the flashlight 25 times, you used to be a mechanic, you don't know how to hold the flashlight. 397 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:24,640 How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not the one holding that, it's literally hooked onto the hood there, it's hooked on, you keep bumping it, you're the one that keeps getting in your own way. 398 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:30,640 How could you go down over by the shop and get me some blinker fluid, could you? 399 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:39,640 Blinker fluid? No, now I know you're pulling my chain, I know you're being stupid with me, and you think that I'm stupid like I was born yesterday or something. 400 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:46,640 There's no such thing as blinker fluid, and you know that, even an old codger like yourself, that doesn't leave you memory, I know that for a fact. 401 00:44:46,640 --> 00:45:05,640 Well if you could just quit bumping your gums and make sure that you can hold the flashlight so I could change the spark plugs, that would be great before we all drown and we end up sleeping with the fishes, as you also like to happen to remind me that I'll be doing if I don't pay you your rent. 402 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:22,640 Well let me ask you this, one, when are you gonna have that for me, and two, I don't even understand why we underwater in this little underwater facility with a broken down car, I don't understand why that's even a thing, why we've been down here, we're a bunch of bricklayers working on a car underwater, what is this? 403 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:29,640 Like is we working on the Staten Island bridge or something and it broke down? Like the new tunnel that's gonna go from Manhattan to Staten Island to what? 404 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:49,640 It's because you always wanna be kissing the bosses but always saying hey I'll go the extra mile, you worked too quickly on that bricklaying job down here for this new bridge and now we're up here fixing the bosses car, I knew I shouldn't have hung around you, I should have went out to lunch with Jimmy. 405 00:45:49,640 --> 00:46:09,640 Yeah like you could have went out to lunch with him, he's not going with you, okay, he's out with the boss himself, he's the only one that hasn't either been with his daughter, talked to his daughter or he just don't like you because you're incompetent, I'll just say it, we talk about it all the time, we talk about you, we're like Donnie, he sucks. 406 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,640 Better hurry up and push this car again and go cause the bridge is starting to flood. 407 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:19,640 I'll tell you this much, you're gonna have a hard time swimming, I'm gonna be doing just fine. 408 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:24,640 That was our improv segment, I don't know why I pretend to be a smoker. 409 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:38,640 I don't know why it's always a fight, it's like our improv segment cause it always turned into arguments that happen between these two people, I don't know why but there you go, two bricklayers underwater fixing a car engine, so gotta love that. 410 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:49,640 But yeah man, we're moving on to our last segment which is our E-Claire segment which is our positive advice and I don't remember who went first last time so I'll just go ahead and go first this time. 411 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,640 And my positive advice is you gotta make time for fun. 412 00:46:53,640 --> 00:47:02,640 Now I gotta thank Christopher for something, just happened to be passing through town and we went and went to a sport event the other night and that was really really fun and it just kinda reminds you. 413 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:12,640 You gotta make time for fun because you can get stuck in a rut really really easily as far as, you know, and I'm not just talking about going on vacation or doing things like that. 414 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:20,640 Resting or relaxing is good at the house but sometimes you gotta go to a sporting event or you gotta do something fun with friends and things like that. 415 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:30,640 It's really easy to work and then go home and work and go home and you know that's good but you gotta have something to take you out of your routine and actually be fun. 416 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:45,640 And I'm actually planning on another event kinda like that for me and my wife and it's also something to give you to look forward to because really and truly in my day to day life there's not a ton to look forward to as far as future trips at the present moment and things like that. 417 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:51,640 So just having those little things of like, oh man we're gonna go do this on Thursday night that ought to be pretty fun. 418 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:58,640 So you know make some time, do some fun stuff, everything in moderation, don't have too much fun and never work. 419 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:10,640 That's the other side of that but same time man you gotta have some fun and I had a good time and so I appreciate you for breaking me out of my rut a little bit of having to go on and doing the same things every day. 420 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:26,640 Oh yeah man for sure man it was a great time and you know it's those little things that when you're in the grind you're like okay yeah this sucks but at least on this day or maybe in a couple months I have this to look forward to and that keeps you going and keeps you from burning out 421 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:32,640 and keeps you from just flying off the handle so it's important to plan those things for sure. 422 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:43,640 Mine is and I know we talk about this often but be grateful when hard times happen or you go through hard times and I know that that sounds kind of contradictory because the hard times suck 423 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:55,640 but be grateful for that because without the hard times and you wouldn't appreciate the good times like you wouldn't appreciate like we were kind of talking about earlier before about like you won't appreciate the true friends until you've had this. 424 00:48:55,640 --> 00:49:12,640 You won't appreciate the good friends until you've had to deal with dealing with fake people or you won't appreciate a good relationship until you've been in a crappy one and so like yeah like it sucks to go through but when you go through the tough times it makes when the rewards and the blessings come like it makes you appreciate it that much more. 425 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:39,640 And I think so often times God makes us go through hard times sometimes because if he were just to give us all the easy stuff like we wouldn't be grateful or as appreciative when that stuff comes because like you know like after going through a hard time and you finally start like hitting a good stride you're that much more appreciative at least I know I am and so yeah be appreciative and be thankful for when those hard times come because it makes you appreciate the good stuff. 426 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:51,640 Yeah I'll tell you this much after this year I'm appreciative of a lot more stuff that I didn't even you know because a lot of times when things stop working or when you're without or you need something and it's not getting done. 427 00:49:51,640 --> 00:50:03,640 You start you'll remember that from here on in and how nice it is to have some of these things in your life so I definitely understand what you're saying there man but yeah I'm gonna go ahead and start plugging everything TV trash can. 428 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:18,640 Jeez that's the old stuff trash can network over the trash can network man I'm telling you it's been such a long year to the point where that's almost been a year ago since all that I'm still saying the old branding is that crazy. 429 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:37,640 But over at the trash can network over on YouTube over on Facebook Instagram and then the aviator society over on Instagram as well we got season four coming up super excited about season four we got a lot of big changes coming for season four that Chris and I are getting prepped for right now. 430 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:58,640 Now it's just amazing that we're gonna be coming up on three years straight of episodes every single week and on that front we appreciate all of you whether you're new or have been listening for a long time we thank you because without you guys well you just be two dudes talking to air and that's not cool. 431 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:03,640 Most people call that being crazy even if it was just us to target air I'd still be having a great. 432 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:08,640 Yeah that's true that's true I just feel a little bit more crazy about myself I think. 433 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:19,640 I feel a little bit crazy but now it's good but I we appreciate all of you and man that's all I have yeah that's all I got and I think it's time for the Starship to take us out. 434 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,640 Nothing's gonna stop us. 435 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:40,640 I'm Chris and I'm Mike and this is the Donut Box Time. 436 00:51:51,640 --> 00:52:01,640 And in here beside you won't so much to give you this love in my heart that I'm feeling for you. 437 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:11,640 Let them see we're crazy I don't care about that put your hands in my hand baby don't ever look back 438 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:21,640 let the moon around us just fall apart baby we can make it if we're heart to heart 439 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:41,640 and we can build a city together standing strong forever.