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So I was watching this documentary the other day and it was about how this journalist

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delved into the world of have you heard of competitive tickling?

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Have you heard about that?

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No, no, no.

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What are you talking about?

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Literally they like kind of like not hold you down, but like they drop you to like a

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chair or whatever.

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And the whole thing is to see how long you can last without saying I give up.

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People are just tickling the whole time. Well, come to find out there was a whole like dark

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underworld of that and these guys were being promised like, hey, you'll make a thousand

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dollars to grand if you win.

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But it was really a person that was like making all these videos for their own personal gain.

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And then they were like, no, I don't want to do this anymore.

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So then they were like blackmailing them and like trying to destroy like their lives.

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This whole person, they were like, yeah, if you don't do this, I'm going to go to your

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job and say that you know, you're this way or that way.

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And I'm going to release all these videos and edit them.

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And dude, these people are trying to mess these people's lives up.

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But apparently that's like a real thing like competitive tickling or some people have a

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how should I say, a desire for that kind of thing.

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Like it's a weird kind of fetish.

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Yeah.

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And people were talking about it and it was like, dude, that's wild.

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But I was like competitive tickling like no, sir.

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I've never heard of that one before.

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Yeah.

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That's something I wouldn't do very well at.

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That's kind of stuff I just want to punch people in the face.

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So I don't know how people be sitting there.

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And just anyways, I don't know, man, there's that's a really interesting sign.

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No one I'll have to watch that one.

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But one we watched not too long ago was have you ever seen chicken people about like the

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chicken competitions where it's like a livestock competition, but it's just surrounding chickens

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like the nationals and stuff.

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Man, that stuff goes way deeper than I thought it did with like they have like a book where

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they go off of like the standard of like what the chicken should look like down to the tea

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and everything.

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It's really in depth.

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And yeah, these people definitely are chicken people.

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One of my friends, sons, he does pig competition and she tells me all about the politics of

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it and everything.

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And it's like, it's like, yeah, like there's it's crazy stuff, but very interesting stuff.

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I'm Chris and I'm my dog and you're listening to the doughnut box podcast.

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Well, man, we're on season three episode 34.

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We are more than halfway done with season three and on our way to season four.

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And I was telling you earlier, I was like, man, we're on our 138th episode total.

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That's like 138 episodes.

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I'm like, just yesterday we were doing the first one.

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Yeah, we were doing the first one and it was like, man, what are we going to do for 50?

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What are we going to do for 75?

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And then it's like, oh, we're not doing nothing for 75.

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And then it's like, what are we doing for 100?

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That's what I was thinking about because Chris even mentioned like, what are we doing for

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150?

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I'm going, we were just at 100.

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What happened?

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Man, time flies.

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But hey, we hope all of you guys are having a great time.

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It's been a wonderful week.

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We hope that summer isn't too hot for the rest of you listeners around the world.

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Summer is coming to an end.

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And I have to say, summer is one of my least favorite times.

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Coming to an end, what you talking about, man?

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It's just peaking up.

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I feel like we're just now being able to get, I mean, it's just getting to the point now

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where you're frying eggs on sidewalks and it's going to stay there for a bit.

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Not like the season, but like the summer, the summertime, like back to school is almost

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here.

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I get what you're saying.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I get what you're saying.

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Yeah.

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Summer always went a little too quick when you went to school.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Someone asked me the other day, what was your favorite childhood memory for the summer?

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I just told him like going to Micah's house and just hanging out because we would hang

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out all day.

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And Micah's told you before that he was like a latchkey kid.

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So his parents were always at work.

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So we would just hang out.

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We would watch TV.

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We would make food and we would just plan crazy ideas for videos back when YouTube was

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there for just posting.

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So those are some of my fondest summertime memories just hanging out at your house.

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Yeah, for sure.

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And then I do remember this is how bored we were too.

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I also remember sometimes when we figured out, okay, we could call each other during

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the day and parents won't know until they started getting the bill and then we couldn't

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do that no more.

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But I remember it'd be like watching the people's court or something.

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It'd be like, you see that case where that one lady hit her with a fried chicken?

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It's like, yeah, I did see that.

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We'd be talking about stuff that happened on TV, things like that.

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I do.

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It was what else you're going to do?

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Welcome to the Donut Box podcast.

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We are going to kick off the show with our first donut, which is the old fashioned donut.

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And that's a story from our past.

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Now we told this story in the second episode that we did, but we were like, this is a favorite

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of ours to tell.

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And so we wanted to retell it.

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And I was like, we told that story almost three years ago.

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And I feel like it's time to retell it because I tell that people the story all the time.

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I use it in illustrations when I'm teaching on Sundays to kids about how to have self-control.

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So Micah, I'm going to let you kick the story off.

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First and foremost, I never thought that this was going to be a teaching principle to a bunch

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of children from a children's pastor.

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But hey, there's that too.

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I just want to say this.

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I haven't watched this movie in a very long time and I actually watched the Fast and the

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Furious today and I remembered, you know, based on this story, because we drank a bunch

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of energy drinks, right?

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And I remember Fast and Furious, NOS was everywhere.

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And I remember when the energy drink came out, I was super excited like, man, NOS, the

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energy drink, it's really going to pump you up.

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And bro, did it.

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Our church was going to go on a particular Six Flags trip, a little bit of politicking

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before the trip that happened.

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There was a little bit of a problem, so to say, that some people had because it was supposed

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to be like Six Flags Pride Day or like LBGTQ Pride Day or whatever you want to come back.

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Then it wasn't called that.

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It was just like Pride Day or I don't remember what exactly the verbiage was.

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But our church had scheduled like this whole trip over there.

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And I remember a lot of parents were upset.

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A lot of kids got pulled out of the trip, things like that.

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We even had to attend a meeting where Chris and I got in trouble because we were in the

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back and we were like laughing because it wasn't that big of a deal.

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And they were like really drumming this thing up.

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It really wasn't that big of a deal.

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And we were cracking up and doing it.

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Anyways, well, they called every single person that had signed up for the trip individually

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and they were like, do you still want to go?

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We understand if you don't want to go because we accidentally scheduled our trip on Pride

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And I said, well, the roller coasters are still going to go.

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And I love riding roller coasters.

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So it'll be OK.

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Yeah, I'm still in.

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Yeah, for sure.

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It was like September on a weekend.

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Like it wasn't even that big of a deal.

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It probably wasn't even going to be that many people.

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over going to Atlanta.

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And I just remember telling Chris and this was our big like I call it the Taco Bell and

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Noss era because it was like we were eating lots of Taco Bell.

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Don't know how we did that.

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We were drinking lots of Noss energy drinks.

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where you go and load up and all your stuff.

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And the Taco Bell was like right there too.

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getting some Noss.

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And the biggest thing that we were going to do is we're like, we're staying up this trip.

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And so we're going to get a six pack of Noss a piece and we're both going to chug six

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of them a piece.

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Now we didn't we didn't decide to chug six of them and one sitting at first.

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We were like what happened was I know what happened.

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We went into the energy or sorry, we went into the gas station and they had a deal on

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the energy drinks.

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And I think it was like they had a special it was three for two three for something.

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It was three for two.

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That's what it was because it was like, yeah, you're right because that's why we got six

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of them.

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Because we were like, oh, it's four bucks.

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Like let's go ahead and get six of them because you had to buy all three to get the deal.

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So we were like, let's go ahead.

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That's four dollars.

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out and somebody was like, you guys got six energy drinks a piece.

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somebody challenges and say, you're not going to drink all six of those.

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I said bet we're going to do it.

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I just remember the whole thing is like we're going to drink all six and we're going to

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stay up most of the trip.

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If not all of the trip, like we're going to just stay up.

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My farcical mind thought that, you know, it's like we left on a Friday.

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So we come back on Sunday.

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I think by the fourth one, I started feeling a little funny for sure.

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And I was like, well, I said I was going to drink all six.

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And my dad told me to keep my word.

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So I said, I ain't no punk.

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Said my main raise no fool.

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So I'm going to drink all six of these.

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So we drink all six.

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And I thank the Lord.

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If you think I wasn't going to drink all six, if he was going to drink all six, ain't no

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way I'm not drinking all six.

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Micah had to be like, yeah, I ain't going to punk out.

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Like I can't look bad in front of my friend.

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I can't let my friend show me up.

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I thank the Lord that he did not, that he watched over us and that our hearts did not

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explode out of our chest.

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I thank the Lord for that.

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It felt like it felt like it was going to happen.

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I mean, there were several times like, I remember even on the bus, think about this, this couldn't

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even have been that long because it was a two and a half hour bus ride.

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go to the hospital.

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was this really, really, really weird feeling.

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Like it's a, it's a really strange feeling.

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Like, I mean, it was almost like an out of body experience.

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Like I was there, but like mentally I was not there.

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Like I was feeling kind of okay while we were on the bus, but like they were stopping for

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lunch and I remember like they were like, okay, we're going to go stop at Taco Bell.

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Like that'll be good.

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Oh man, I didn't still start feeling worse until after I talk about a Taco Bell.

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And then I was like, oh dude, I'm feeling horrible.

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Cause we started, we left in the afternoon and we didn't get there till like later on

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in the night and we were going to have church service in the hotel conference center, which

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was the weirdest thing in the world.

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Think about like a, it's not, it's not weird, but at the same time, a bunch of youth people

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dancing and doing all this stuff and worshiping like kind of crazy.

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This was a pretty nicer hotel too.

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thing of the church service, the sermon was going to be about like what we were about

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to experience at Six Flags and how we need to like love people, but sin is still sin.

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And like, I'm like, dude, like honest, I understand like from a youth pastor standpoint, like

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he had to address it, but I feel like there was a better way for him to address it because

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he made it like until like an hour talk and I'm like, dude, if you would have just addressed

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it, maybe five, 10 minutes, like, it was really drummed up too.

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Like it wasn't just simple stuff.

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It was really, really drummed up and made like this could be a big deal.

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And I mean, granted, we didn't know what we were going to see, but at the same time, like

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they made it out like, oh man, like, yeah, it was wild the way that they have drummed

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it up.

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And really, and truly like it should have been our parents that would have had that conversation

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with us like, hey, this is my what you might see like this and that.

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But anyways, so we're in the middle of church service and me and Mike are just feeling like,

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oh, dude, like we're about to be sick and throw up.

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So we're like, is there medicine anywhere?

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So we go to the hotel, like front desk and we're like, do you have like Pepto or something?

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And we tell our small group leader, because we're both like 17, 18 at the time, we tell

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our small group leader, hey, like, can we go get medicine?

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Because we don't feel so good.

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I was like, I need to go to the bathroom.

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Like I don't feel good at all.

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And he was like, yeah, I'll go with you guys.

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And I was just like, okay, cool deal.

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And I think he secretly didn't want to be in the service either because he let us go

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back to our room.

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And after I took the Pepto Bismol and like went to the bathroom, I know that's TMI, but

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I felt better.

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I felt what?

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Yeah.

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Heck yeah.

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And he hung out with us and it was like taking turns like back and forth because both of

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us were sick as mess, bro.

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That Nasa Taco Bell, it did not do good.

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It was not good.

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But we obviously had to feel better because we went back down for the rest of the church

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service and we helped like clean up, didn't we?

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Clean up afterwards.

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Yeah.

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But at the same time, is this bad?

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But it's like, it's also kind of that church.

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I wouldn't say church trauma, but it's also like that there was an expectation.

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It was like, that's also why he came up there with us is like, oh, you ain't gonna get out

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of like helping afterwards too.

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It was like the, oh yeah, we go make sure you get good so you can help out afterwards.

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Because think about it, we were workhorses.

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We cleaned up a lot of stuff.

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Well, we went downstairs and we helped clean up and I feel bad because I don't know why

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am I dumb behind?

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Again, I was 17, but this was the time where I was in my police officer phase and like,

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I was like, okay, I'm going to pretend like I'm going to clear the elevator and I like

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stood in the elevator and I put my hand like it was a gun.

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And hold on.

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No, no, no.

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I also have to say this too.

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It wasn't like the normal passenger elevated.

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This was like the service elevator for like, we were in the back of the hotel.

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We were like loading up because the church band, part of them had like come from Augusta

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two and a half hours out with like all their equipment.

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So like we were loading up all their equipment on like a back cargo bay in the back of the

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hotel.

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So this is like a service elevator with employees.

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That's true.

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So the, so the door opens.

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I go, get down on the ground.

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And this lady, like this little, she wasn't old, but this little lady, she was like,

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oh my gosh.

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And like explicit of expected.

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And I, and she like jumped and I scared her and she was like, she was like, don't be scary

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people like that. And I was like, I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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I felt bad because I didn't think there was any going to be anybody on the cargo elevator

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because it was the cargo elevator.

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Like I didn't see nobody like their chances are there wasn't going to be anybody on it.

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So I was like, I'm just going to clear this elevator.

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Like I'm a police officer and she like, she wasn't mad, but I could tell I scared her

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a little bit.

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Oh, you scared the mess out of her.

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Oh, it was, it was so great.

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I just remember I couldn't stop laughing.

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Like I just remember the whole way down or up the elevator, which direction we were going.

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I was just laughing and just couldn't stop.

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It was so great.

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It was fantastic.

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So we went to Six Flags the next day.

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We rode all the rides.

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We told you guys about our foolproof method to, to work the system of Six Flags.

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So we were enacting that method and we had a person tag along who we were like, okay,

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yeah, you ain't got nobody to hang out with.

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We'll hang out with you.

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And honestly, during Six Flags, it wasn't that bad.

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Like it was Pride Day, but like, I don't think I saw like anything that was like shocking.

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We saw like two or three people that had like rainbow themed stuff.

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And then I think we saw like one couple, but at the same time it wasn't like there

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being overly, I think I've seen more LGBTQ activity in normal days at Six Flags, like

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just standing in line on other days at Six Flags that I went where it was busy than we

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did that day.

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Yeah.

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I didn't, I didn't really see anything.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it was, it was very, I mean, for the most part, again, it was like September on

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a Saturday, like ain't nobody at Six Flags.

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Like there are just a few weeks from shutting down.

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Like there wasn't nobody there.

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It was pretty much our church group and a few other people.

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Like it wasn't that many people.

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And that's why we got to ride all the rides.

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And I remember getting back on the bus and people were like, oh, I didn't get to ride

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this ride.

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I didn't get to ride that ride.

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And we were like, we got to ride every ride and some rides twice.

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Yeah.

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And you know what?

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Again, we're not going to tell you, you'll have to go back and listen to the other episodes

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for the foolproof method.

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But summer tip, don't go for the water rides any other time besides when the park opens

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up.

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Like I'm telling you, because when it gets hot, everybody's like, oh, let's do the log

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ride.

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And you're going to be waiting two and a half hours for one drop in a sploosh and you're

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going to go, man, I'm not exactly happy with all that.

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I got promise.

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We've all been there.

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Y'all want to cool off?

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Should I describe that differently?

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It was fun.

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And we rode back.

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We didn't drink any energy drinks.

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And now to this day, even just the smell of NOS energy drinks will make me sick.

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And so even if I just lick it when I'm like, I've tried since then, it does upset my stomach.

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And then not just that, but Nosh just makes you jittery, man.

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It makes you so daggum jittery.

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It's not a good feeling.

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Six of them was definitely not a good feeling.

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This would be the time where we would like to thank our sponsors NOS.

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Not just kidding.

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I'm just kidding.

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Could you imagine if they were like, hey, we want to sponsor you?

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Either that or would it be a rival company?

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It's just like, I don't know, just because this one's on the top of my head.

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Rebel could sponsor me all day.

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It's just like this segment brought to you by Rockstar.

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Is Rockstar still a thing?

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Yes, it's still a thing, but I don't really see that many people drinking them, to be

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honest with you.

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I've never seen that many people drinking them.

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I've always thought, how do you stay in business?

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But I don't know.

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Talking about this now, it really makes me want to drink a NOS and be like, is it going

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to mess up my stomach?

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I just want to drink one right now.

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This sounds like a YouTube video idea.

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Yeah, that's a great YouTube video idea.

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It's like, you know what?

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We'll NOS screw us up.

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Now, we'll Taco Bell screw us up.

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Oh, Taco Bell, no, thank you.

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I'll pass.

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Hard pass on that.

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No, wait, wait, wait, wait, you would do NOS, but not to see.

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For me, it's right the opposite.

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I'd be more willing to try Taco Bell, and I think I'd take my chances with that over

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NOS.

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We're going to move into our next segment.

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What is our next segment?

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Is it the jelly donut or is it something else?

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Man, it is the jelly donut.

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What is that private pile?

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Sir, jelly donut, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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I don't know.

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We're going to say it again.

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Love Reddit.

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Got to love Reddit.

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So this time it is about arrest stories, but it is from police officers.

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So the police officers of Reddit have spoken and they have talked about the funniest arrest

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stories that they have made while on the job.

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You ready for the first one?

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So this first one was a military cop.

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So he was an MP.

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And so nobody got arrested in this one, but basically the MPs were having to be called

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to deal in with stray animals and wildlife enforcement in barracks and things like that.

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So one day, one of the busiest roads on the base was completely blocked because a snapping

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turtle took up residence in the middle of the road and refused to move for anybody.

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So one of the military police officers used a night stick to push the turtle off the road.

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And just as they got into the grass, this huge snapping turtle shoots his neck out at

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lightning speeds, grabs the night stick out of the cop's hand and starts waddling off

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to the woods.

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And then two seconds later, they hear the squad leader keep the microphone be advised

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the suspect is now armed and attempting to flee.

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And apparently they couldn't get the baton back.

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He went into the water over there and like swam away.

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That's wild.

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So are turtles really like quickly fast, I guess, then when they need to be or what?

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Dude, snapping turtles, snapping turtles, I guess, but I listen, they probably just

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didn't chase it.

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They're like, oh, it's going down the ravine towards the water as long as it's off the

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road.

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But some of the turtles huge like they're big.

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I'm saying like, yeah, I wouldn't want to mess with those things.

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Another story from my childhood, bro, I don't know if you've ever caught one like while

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fishing.

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Dude, they're they're pretty gnarly to catch while you're fishing.

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I caught one at Clarks Hill one time at the lake.

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Oh my gosh.

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It was I wanted my lure back, but it was like, man, I don't want to lose my finger for it.

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Anyways, all right.

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So this one got called for a loud house party and they showed up and contacted with the resident

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of the home and advised them.

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And so they were advised that they're well aware that they're underage kids that were

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drinking at the party.

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They told them to sober up and kick everybody out.

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And if they get another call to the area, basically they would have to arrest everybody.

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The cop leaves, then he gets a call over the radio that there's a fight on the front lawn

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like at the resident.

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So he goes back.

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And so at this point, he calls back up and when he gets there, they're all interviewing

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all the parties involved out front.

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They're walking around looking for all stragglers and everything.

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So the back door comes flying wide open and half a dozen kids start running out of the

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house and apparently what ended up happening at that point was two people went off on foot.

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So basically they all scattered like cockroaches.

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He was only able to catch two of them, but they all had to come back because two cars

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were blocked in the driveway.

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So like their cars in the driveway.

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So they pretty much just left their cars in driveway.

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And so the cops just knew all we got to do is wait.

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They got to come back for their cars.

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That's another tip for you kids.

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If you're going to be in a house party, don't park in the driveway.

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Park a little bit away.

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So this lady says, sometimes I get bored and listen to the dispatch radio for my county

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and apparently out in the middle of nowhere.

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One day they started saying something like suspect took a right down 3rd street.

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I thought there might be a chance that that was my street.

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So I ran downstairs to my front porch to witness a car chase and a few minutes past when I'm

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about to give up, I hear sirens once again and about a minute later, I see a guy in boxers

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on a horse going down the street being followed by a couple officers on a foot and a car.

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00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:46,920
Turns out there was a drug house that was disguised as a farm where a guy breeds horses.

473
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,440
And so a guy hopped on a horse during a drug raid and they were chasing them out.

474
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,400
Dang, he was trying to exit Red Dead Redemption style.

475
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,400
Huh?

476
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,400
He's trying to get on.

477
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,480
And when this guy was hanging out with two police officers while they were volunteering

478
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,720
at this drug free event.

479
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,800
So like, I guess, dare or something like that.

480
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:12,280
They told a story about the guy who thought he was arresting Brad Pitt.

481
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,360
According to the story, the guy thought he was arresting Brad Pitt for a DUI pullover

482
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:21,760
and thought that Brad Pitt just had a fake ID.

483
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:28,440
And so what ends up happening is they pull him out of the car and they proceed to arrest

484
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,440
them.

485
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,460
Once the cop gets in, he's bragging to the other cop saying that he's going to get

486
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:37,040
a raise and everything and be on TV because he arrested Brad Pitt tonight.

487
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,640
Come to find out it was not Brad Pitt.

488
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,720
It was just some guy who was definitely not Brad Pitt.

489
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,680
Like it just was, he looked kind of like him, but was not Brad Pitt.

490
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:52,200
And so apparently this guy was so embarrassed by that that he left town.

491
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,320
Uh, yeah, I would leave town two number one.

492
00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:00,520
Like you got to make sure you're that's who it is before you go around bragging about

493
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,520
that.

494
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,680
Number two, even if you did arrest Brad Pitt, you're not going to get on TV.

495
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,000
Like the news will break that he got a DUI, but you're not going to get a raise.

496
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,840
More than likely they're going to get Brad Pitt off.

497
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,360
So they're going to be like, Oh yeah, like just sweep it on the rug.

498
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,280
Like that guy, that guy was, I don't know, he sounds a little delusional.

499
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280
Yeah.

500
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,520
He's, he's sounding pretty wild, but I mean, it sounds like a kind of a small town situation

501
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,520
too.

502
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,040
So you never know how this one is.

503
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,040
All right.

504
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,680
So the next cop here, he was driving and he comes across a car that was swerving all over

505
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,240
the road and obviously something's up.

506
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,240
So they pull him over.

507
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,080
It was a lady and she said that the first thing that they noticed about her is that

508
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,800
she was definitely high.

509
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:49,080
Like pot smoke was basically pouring out of the windows, eyes narrowed and they were just

510
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,480
really high.

511
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:57,960
And so the officer asked him to step out of the car and he apparently she can't because

512
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,320
she's a paraplegic.

513
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,280
And so it's like, that's what they keep telling us.

514
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,440
Like I can't get out of the car.

515
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,160
I'm a paraplegic.

516
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:11,320
And so what ended up happening was they had to full on call for backup so that they could

517
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:16,320
get this person out of the car into their wheelchair so that they can arrest them, get

518
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,720
a proper vehicle to load them into the car and then take them to jail.

519
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,200
All for that.

520
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200
Oh my gosh.

521
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,200
No way.

522
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
They were a pair.

523
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,200
Were they driving?

524
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,200
They weren't driving.

525
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200
Were they?

526
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Yeah.

527
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
Apparently the pair, they were driving.

528
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,200
So how do they?

529
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200
They have hand controls.

530
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
That's what it says.

531
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,200
It says it's like a car.

532
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,120
Oh, that's the other part of the story I should keep reading here.

533
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:43,480
So the last part here is the whole problem was too, the car was not meant for paraplegics

534
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,200
like having hand controls.

535
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:52,120
Turns out he just or she decided to take a broom handle and basically use that for gas

536
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,320
and brake pedals.

537
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,440
And also they were driving on a suspended license as well on top of all of that.

538
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,520
Dang, that's a lot of work.

539
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,200
It's like, ma'am, step out of the vehicle.

540
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,480
It's like, you can't or you won't.

541
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,480
It's like, oh my gosh.

542
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,920
But see my question.

543
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,400
I'm not making fun of paraplegics, but that's a, I mean, that's got to be a lot of like

544
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400
work.

545
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,640
And that's definitely interesting story for sure.

546
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,640
I don't know.

547
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,240
Reddit's also interesting.

548
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,720
It also makes you wonder how many of these people are just like making up some crazy

549
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720
stories?

550
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,760
Who knows?

551
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:31,440
So there was one guy, he had to deal with a kid who was on a really high dose of PCP.

552
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,120
So for those of you who don't know, Angel Dust and it's not good stuff.

553
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120
Don't ever do it.

554
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,920
So apparently he had assaulted the man on a sidewalk with the pool queue already to

555
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,440
this point.

556
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:49,400
So when we got there, we asked him to put the pool queue down and he said, you know

557
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,160
not what this is.

558
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,520
This is a Wabajak.

559
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,240
I retrieved it from Pegasus the Mad.

560
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:04,400
And then he claimed that he was from the Archimage College of Winterhood at a level 100 destruction

561
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:09,400
wizard and that he could cast the firestorm for half magicka.

562
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:14,880
And if we try to disarm him, then the strangest thing would happen.

563
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:22,640
And when we asked him to explain what would happen, he said, fuss, rudah and tried to

564
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:27,320
come at me and my partner in which we knocked him down and arrested him pretty much.

565
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320
He said, don't mess with me.

566
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,880
I got the power of God and enemy on my side.

567
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,920
Yeah, boy, he's fast.

568
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,960
And he went after him like what are you buying?

569
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,560
Apparently he did get a shot on this officer.

570
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,760
I mean, he said it knocked the wind right out of me, but we got him on the ground.

571
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,360
It's like that's pretty, that's pretty crazy.

572
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,360
Got to love Reddit.

573
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,200
Yeah, you got to love Reddit.

574
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,640
And I mean, police officers, they got to deal with some stuff, man.

575
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,920
I'm telling you, it's pretty wild, wild stuff.

576
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,560
Well, let's move on to the next segment, which is the Donut Hole.

577
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Come in.

578
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,200
You know what we're going to do this week?

579
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:10,960
We are going to be talking about your old town that you be living in right now.

580
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,360
We're having a quiz.

581
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,560
I know you love quizzes.

582
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,080
Oh yeah, I love quizzes.

583
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,000
How much do you know about Lubbock Texas?

584
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,920
I know a good bit, but as far as like the history and all that stuff, I'm not sure,

585
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,680
man, but hopefully it all works out.

586
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,680
So we'll see.

587
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,360
Okay, so the first one is a real, real easy one, right?

588
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,440
Like this one's a real easy question.

589
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,600
What region of Texas is Lubbock in?

590
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
The Panhandle.

591
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,600
Yeah, okay.

592
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,600
You can already, you already knew.

593
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,360
Well, I didn't know if you were going to ask for West Texas or if you were going to say

594
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,360
the Panhandle.

595
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,360
I would say something else.

596
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,280
This one's another softball easy one here.

597
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,840
What division one university calls Lubbock home?

598
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,600
Do I even need to say the options?

599
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,600
Texas A&M.

600
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600
I'm just kidding.

601
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600
Texas Tech.

602
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,600
There you go.

603
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,600
Red Raider.

604
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,280
Hey, there, Red Raiders.

605
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,600
This is head football coach Joey McGuire.

606
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,320
Talk to you about your season tickets.

607
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,680
Who is Lubbock's most famous son?

608
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,880
This is how they describe it.

609
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,880
Buddy Holly.

610
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,880
Yeah, there you go.

611
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,880
All right.

612
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Who else hails from Lubbock?

613
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,080
And I can give you these options here.

614
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:27,280
Is it A. Willie Nelson, B. Mac Davis, C. Glenn Campbell, or D. Kenny Rogers?

615
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280
Mac Davis.

616
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,680
This is bad, but I don't even know who Mac Davis is.

617
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,000
I just know there's a street after him.

618
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,720
What happened in Lubbock, Texas on May 11, 1970 that cost 26 fatalities?

619
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Was it A. a flash flood?

620
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,000
Was it B. a earthquake?

621
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,880
Or C. a tornado?

622
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,880
C. a tornado.

623
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,000
Pretty much flat in the town.

624
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,640
I was like, there's no way it was a flat flood because we're in the desert.

625
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,840
We don't, I mean, we get rain, but like not flat flood.

626
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,800
Who has caught the number one crop in Lubbock?

627
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,320
Is that true or false?

628
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Who has caught the number one crop?

629
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,600
I feel like that's true, but I also feel like you're trying to give me a trick question.

630
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600
Yes, no, that's true.

631
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,560
Here's one that's a little bit harder.

632
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:17,280
In 2009, Lubbock voters approved a measure that would allow packaged alcohols, sales

633
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,080
in the city limits for the first time.

634
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:26,000
So like basically Lubbock finally went to be in a wet county in 2009.

635
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,240
Is that true or false?

636
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,240
That's true.

637
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,240
That is true.

638
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:36,840
Because there are parts of, so in post Texas, which is 30 minutes out, half of it is wet,

639
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,680
like I guess a wet part of town and the other half is dry part of town.

640
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:45,200
So you can only buy alcohol in certain parts of town in post, even though it's a very tiny

641
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,200
town.

642
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,600
Yeah, a lot of those little towns are out there, kind of like that too.

643
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:54,280
All right, so the Lubbock Lake landmark is the oldest, or the oldest, jeez, oldest and

644
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,080
largest archaeological area in the US.

645
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,960
It contains traces of ancient people and extinct animals from 12,000 years ago from

646
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,040
the Clovis period.

647
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,040
Is that true or false?

648
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,440
I feel like that's true.

649
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,080
That is actually false.

650
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,520
So it does contain traces of ancient people and animals, but at the same time, it's not

651
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,840
the oldest and largest and it's also from different time period and all sorts of stuff.

652
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,600
So that was a hard one though.

653
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,360
I feel like only if you've been there and toured it a bunch, would you know that.

654
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:29,400
What year did the Lady Raiders sell the basketball team for Texas Tech when their first NCAA

655
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:37,840
basketball championship was that in 1995, in 1992, in 1993, or was that in 1994?

656
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,840
95.

657
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,840
It was actually in 93.

658
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,960
It shows you how much I know about women's basketball, not much.

659
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,960
And it was Marsha Sharp.

660
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,120
Oh yeah, good old Marsha.

661
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,280
I'll save my joke for later.

662
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,600
And then, so we just got a few more.

663
00:32:54,600 --> 00:33:02,240
So Lubbockite Natalie Mainz, I don't know if you've ever heard of her, is the lead singer

664
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,240
of what group?

665
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:10,240
A, the Dixie Chicks, B, She-Daisy, C, Destiny's Child, or D, No doubt.

666
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,480
I feel like it's the Dixie Chicks.

667
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,480
It is the Dixie Chicks.

668
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,480
Yeah.

669
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,080
Destiny's Child, Beyonce's from Lubbockite.

670
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,080
Nah.

671
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,640
All right, so here's the last few.

672
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,560
So which Lubbock fact is true out of this list here?

673
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,120
Lubbock County has the most chain restaurants per square mile in the country.

674
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:33,520
Lubbock County has the largest number of pump jacks per square mile in the state, so state

675
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,520
of Texas.

676
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:40,640
C, the South Plains Mall, so the mall that's in Lubbock, has the largest acreage of any

677
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:47,200
mall in the state, or D, United Super Park, its arena is the smallest basketball or smallest

678
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,160
college basketball arena in the state.

679
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:55,120
Oh, I feel like it's either A or D. I would probably say A.

680
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,640
Oh, it's actually wrong.

681
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,920
It's actually C. It's the South Plains Mall has the largest acreage of any mall in the

682
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,240
state, and that includes like parking lot and everything.

683
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,440
It's got the largest area.

684
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,440
Are you serious?

685
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Yeah.

686
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,600
I didn't know that either, but when I was looking at the facts, that was one of them.

687
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,440
Yeah, you can look it up.

688
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,440
No way.

689
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,440
And that pretty well.

690
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,120
I mean, not the building itself, but it's like on the largest land acreage of any of

691
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120
the malls.

692
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,360
They need to do something because it ain't nothing, bro.

693
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360
It's a horrible mall.

694
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,920
Yeah, it ain't popping very well right now.

695
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920
All right.

696
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:34,360
So what animal is their official town or an official town of and one of Lubbock's parks?

697
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:40,480
Is it A. Armadillos, B. Squirrels, C. Desert Turtles, or D. Prairie Dogs?

698
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,600
You can go to the Prairie Dog Town.

699
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,600
Did you know that's an official town?

700
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,520
It's listed as an official town.

701
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:53,160
And apparently it's the only animal town in the world that is like an official town.

702
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,160
All right.

703
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,120
We just got a few more here.

704
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,200
What does Lubbock have a secret reputation of producing?

705
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,840
Is it A. Well, yeah, there's that.

706
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:11,600
Is it A. Musician, B. Hackers, C. Athletes, or D. Pilots?

707
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,160
I would say Pilots.

708
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,960
Maybe it's Pilots because I think about Reese Air Force Base.

709
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,080
Actually, no, believe it or not, it's Hackers.

710
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:26,440
So so one of the major hacker groups from the late 90s, early 2000s, the Colt of the Dead

711
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,880
Cow actually started in Lubbock, Texas, believe it or not.

712
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,200
Think about it, man.

713
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,280
Everybody's bored up there in the dirt.

714
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,000
What else you going to do besides hack stuff, right?

715
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
All right.

716
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,480
So this one's pretty easy, this last one here.

717
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,040
But who do Lubbockites worship the most?

718
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:51,680
Is it A. Buddy Holly, B. Mac Davis, C. Jill Goodacre, or D. Patrick Mahomes?

719
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,000
I feel like that's relative.

720
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,280
Hey, listen, do you know who they worship?

721
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280
Patrick Mahomes.

722
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,240
Did you just throw that in there for your own personal amusement?

723
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,480
Yep, so you had to say it because you all know.

724
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,400
I mean, we love we know who.

725
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,440
I mean, that's like that's like Lubbock's native son, 2.0.

726
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,840
The moment he gets into the Hall of Fame, they're going to build him a building.

727
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:19,480
Park my words, they're going to be something on tech building wise named after him or something.

728
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,440
They that is their religion is what they worship.

729
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,600
The Kansas City Chiefs.

730
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,680
Yeah, think about this, bro.

731
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,320
Texas Tech, they did like a whole ad campaign up there where they had like Texas Tech banners

732
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,680
and stuff at the Chiefs game and I'm going, I understand the marketing and I don't know.

733
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,800
Now they did the whole thing with Patrick Mahomes and Adidas now to Texas Tech did.

734
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,040
So it's like telling you they'd be love.

735
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,480
They'd be loving them.

736
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,040
But anyways, I know that fries your donuts.

737
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,960
I know there's got to be other things that fry your donuts too.

738
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,960
What's going on this week?

739
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,960
What fries your donuts?

740
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,400
I think we're going to skip what fries my donuts this week because the topic I want to talk

741
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,000
about, I think it may be a whole episode.

742
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,240
What fries my donut episode, huh?

743
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,560
Yeah, because it's because it's pretty in depth.

744
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,840
It's a pretty serious one.

745
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,440
It's about a it's about narcissists and their behavior.

746
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,240
We don't have time to talk about all that because I could go on a rabbit trip.

747
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,680
Yeah, we can, we can skip it.

748
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,960
We can move on to improv if we want to do that.

749
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,680
Yeah, I want to keep it on a happier note.

750
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,000
So you know what?

751
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,360
Let's go ahead and skip on to the mystery.

752
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:29,760
Sorry, the mystery donut, which is our improv segment and Chris and some of my favorite things

753
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,720
to do or I can't say some.

754
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,600
My favorite thing or one of my favorite games, I should say.

755
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,600
Yeah, precise language.

756
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,120
One of my favorite games to play is fortunately, unfortunately.

757
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,480
And Chris, I think that's what we're doing today.

758
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,400
Fortunately, unfortunately, the first scenario.

759
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,560
So we'll do three and you can do the fortunately and I'll do the unfortunately for this first

760
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,560
one.

761
00:37:53,560 --> 00:38:01,720
So the first scenario is since we were talking about the hotel in the old fashioned donut

762
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,440
at a hotel at a hotel.

763
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:10,640
Fortunately, I haven't had any problems with my room so far.

764
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,760
Unfortunately, you're going to have charges on your card that deposit.

765
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,480
You're never going to get it back.

766
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,920
Fortunately, I booked through a third party hotels.com.

767
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,280
So all I have to do is call them and they'll set it right.

768
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,920
Fortunately, it's going to get seven to 10 business days for it to be reflected in your

769
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920
account.

770
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,720
Fortunately, I have a good bank.

771
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,920
So typically when it says that it comes early.

772
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,200
Unfortunately, they forgot to clean the bath.

773
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,920
Fortunately, mates come around every single day.

774
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,520
So I'll just not put my do not disturb on and make sure they clean.

775
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,480
Unfortunately, due to budget cutbacks, they don't have as many mates.

776
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,960
So they're going to have to do the room service every three days.

777
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,960
Fortunately, they gave me a room for three nights.

778
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,880
So I'm actually doing all this for free.

779
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:02,120
Unfortunately, you decided that you wanted to eat the peanuts at the mini bar.

780
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,360
So now you're going to have a $200 charge on your.

781
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,560
Fortunately, those peanuts are really good and were $200 in my mind.

782
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,520
So it's not a real problem.

783
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,640
Unfortunately, your wife's not going to be happy with you get home for spending $200

784
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,640
on peanuts.

785
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,360
And you know what I'm going to tell my wife?

786
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,440
She's nuts is why I spent $200.

787
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,440
Okay.

788
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
Boom.

789
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,440
Got him.

790
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440
Got him.

791
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,440
All right.

792
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440
What's the next scenario?

793
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440
I know.

794
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440
I know.

795
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,440
I'm kind of recent to this.

796
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:42,960
I had to do this here lately, but shopping for glasses or like at the eyeglass shop.

797
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,960
Oh, at the eye doctor or something.

798
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Yeah.

799
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
Okay.

800
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,560
So the doctor and eye glass shop is all the same thing nowadays, right?

801
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,560
For the most part.

802
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,640
Fortunately, it's dating optical.

803
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,960
I can get two pairs for $79 and a free eye exam.

804
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:02,000
Unfortunately, that deal doesn't exist anymore as of the 31st.

805
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,080
Fortunately, it's okay because I'm under the grandfather system.

806
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,840
So they're going to honor my commitment.

807
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,960
Unfortunately, you're not 55 plus.

808
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,760
So you don't, you're not in for the grandfather system.

809
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:18,280
Unfortunately, it doesn't matter if I'm a grandfather or over 55.

810
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,360
The fact that I made the commitment still allows me to get the deal.

811
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,320
Unfortunately, Stanton Optical just went bankrupt.

812
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,440
Chapter 11, just yesterday.

813
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,920
So now they're shutting down all their locations.

814
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:36,520
Fortunately, I went ahead and got my eye examined to prescription so I can take it to any other

815
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,920
place to get glasses.

816
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,000
Unfortunately, you live in Lubbock, Texas and they haven't delivered glasses up there

817
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,440
for the last three months because they're waiting on the trucks.

818
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,200
Fortunately, it's okay because I want to see my good old buddy Micah down in sexual Texas.

819
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,000
So I'm going to drive down there.

820
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,560
Oh, okay.

821
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:05,520
Unfortunately, because your glasses are bad and you can't see, you're in an accident and

822
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,960
can't quite get there and now you don't have an eye glass shop to go to because you're

823
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,960
the middle of nowhere.

824
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,480
Unfortunately, I'm sorry, fortunately, I wanted a new car anyway.

825
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,720
So it all works out.

826
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:22,320
Unfortunately, there's still nothing around for miles and it's in the Texas summer.

827
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,640
Fortunately, God works all things together for my good and his glory.

828
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,880
So I'm going to be okay.

829
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Okay.

830
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,120
How am I supposed to beat God in this situation?

831
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,240
It's like when you play rock, paper, scissors and people will like God, dynamite.

832
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,800
It's like, how in the heck am I supposed to beat that?

833
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,680
What am I supposed to say?

834
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,000
Exactly.

835
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,680
I just remember it always escalate to God.

836
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,680
That's what it would.

837
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,840
It would always escalate to that.

838
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah, especially because people get pissed off because they'd be losing.

839
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,400
All right.

840
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,560
We can do one more.

841
00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:00,720
How about roasting s'mores at a campfire?

842
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:05,240
Fortunately, they make these nice little s'more roasters so I don't even have to do the

843
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,240
layers anymore.

844
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,600
I could cook it all in one piece.

845
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,680
Unfortunately, they forgot to put marshmallows in your...

846
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:19,720
Fortunately, I kept it handy in my fishing tackle box this whole entire time so we could

847
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,600
just use those instead.

848
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,800
Unfortunately, now your s'mores are going to taste and smell like fish guts.

849
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,960
Fortunately, I put them in there here very recently and luckily I haven't caught any

850
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,200
fish on this trip.

851
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,600
Unfortunately, you haven't caught any fish on this trip so we're going to starve.

852
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:41,080
Fortunately, again, we're having the marshmallows so at least we have a little something.

853
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,880
Unfortunately, that's going to last about probably two hours and then we're going to

854
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,680
be hungry again.

855
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,400
Fortunately, I'm not Bobby Brown so it doesn't matter.

856
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,520
I don't know where that was going but you know what?

857
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520
Marshmallows.

858
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,080
Yeah, I don't know how you got Bobby Brown into that.

859
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,720
What are you doing?

860
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,720
What are you watching over there?

861
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,640
You got MTV on in the background or something?

862
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,080
It was about to be a really hard joke and I stopped myself.

863
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,320
Hey, I'm proud of you.

864
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,600
It made it to the filter.

865
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,120
I'm proud of you.

866
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:21,560
Somehow, some way, it was about to be a Whitney Houston joke and we can't go there.

867
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,560
Not right now.

868
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,560
Anyways, I guess we're good.

869
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,760
We are going to move into our last segment, which is our positive.

870
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,080
I think it's my turn to go first this week.

871
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,280
I don't remember.

872
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:38,920
But just know that with job situations and all that stuff, always remember to put you

873
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,360
and your family first.

874
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:46,240
I know you want to work hard at a job and sometimes you can end up in cultures where

875
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,560
it's all about work, work, work, work, work.

876
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,160
But at the end of the day, and Micah tells me this all the time.

877
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:56,120
He says, if you leave, they're always going to get someone to replace you in two months.

878
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,240
Someone else will be doing the same job that you're doing.

879
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,320
Take the vacation.

880
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,320
Take the personal time off.

881
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:06,800
Of course, now, don't be lazy and don't ever work because that can be a problem too.

882
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,240
But don't let work come before family.

883
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,200
You always want to make sure you have that family time.

884
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,800
Take your lunch breaks.

885
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,600
They're there for a reason and a purpose.

886
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,840
I know some people are like, I'm just going to work through my lunch break.

887
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,560
If that's what you want to do, cool.

888
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Take your lunch break.

889
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Take your PTO.

890
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,560
Take your vacation time.

891
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,960
It's okay to have work life balance.

892
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,520
Yeah, for sure.

893
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,960
And mine for this week, consistency is key.

894
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,880
I know we've talked about that a lot.

895
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,560
I mean, it's good to be very consistent.

896
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:47,720
And that's why we found it very important to keep the podcast going each and every week

897
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,480
and make sure that it comes out each and every week.

898
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,640
Not saying that, but it's just, it's great to be consistent.

899
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:59,280
And consistency pays off over time, even if it's slow going at first.

900
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,840
So, you know, it's getting over those first few waves.

901
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,120
I know this is a weird analogy, but it's like, have you ever seen the movie cast away?

902
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,120
You've seen Tom Hanks out there.

903
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,320
The hardest part is getting on that raft and getting past the first swells that you're

904
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,320
out there.

905
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,000
And those are the first waves of consistency.

906
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,640
Yeah, you might do it once, twice, three times, but it's hard to get out there and

907
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:27,680
the waves get kind of bigger before they, you know, chill out and you're able to get

908
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,480
out into open water a little bit.

909
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,040
So, you know, consistency is key and just take it once swell at a time.

910
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,040
And, yeah.

911
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,040
And like Micah said, you just keep, you know, one, one thing at a time.

912
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:44,240
And next thing, you know, like with this podcast, you look up and you're like, wow, like 138

913
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,240
episodes already.

914
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,040
And you just have been consistent.

915
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,040
You do it.

916
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,480
It's like, we got to talk about 150.

917
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,960
It's like, geez, man.

918
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,200
Well, thank you guys so much for listening to us.

919
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,640
We hope that you have enjoyed this episode.

920
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,640
Micah, tell them about all the things.

921
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,200
Trashcan Network, at the Trashcan Network.

922
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,840
Man, we've got big things coming.

923
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,440
We were talking about some things today.

924
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,560
Radical, radical big change.

925
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,560
Trigger words.

926
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,640
We're talking trigger words anyways.

927
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,440
Now, at the Trashcan Network though, over on Facebook and Instagram.

928
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,160
And if you're interested in the flying bits, you know, you got the Aviator Society on Instagram

929
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,280
as well.

930
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,480
And at the Trashcan Network over on YouTube where we have some of that stuff, but we also

931
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,880
have a wide variety.

932
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:34,280
Like man, I don't know, do you see what I had or what we were talking about on Facebook

933
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280
the other day, man?

934
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:40,400
We were talking about, do you know coconuts kill more people than sharks every year?

935
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,040
We talked about that.

936
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,040
Not just that.

937
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:48,640
And we also talked about how, you know, you have to go check out the videos.

938
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,120
I'm telling you, I'm so tired, I can't even remember.

939
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,120
But they're on the videos and we reported on it and we talked about it.

940
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,760
Man, I even think there was constipation killed more people than sharks every year.

941
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,760
You know what?

942
00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,760
Did you know that?

943
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,760
That's crazy.

944
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,080
Isn't it Shark Week this week or coming up?

945
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,280
Isn't Shark Week coming up?

946
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,280
Potentially.

947
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,280
But you know what?

948
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,400
Here at the Trashcan Network, we did our own Shark Week.

949
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,400
Not really.

950
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400
But we did our own Shark Week.

951
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,920
Yeah, but we didn't have John Cena host it.

952
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,680
Is that who's hosting it this year?

953
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,880
Are you sad he's gonna retire?

954
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,880
Not sad, but like, I just hope his retirement is a good retirement.

955
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,240
Like it's time for him to retire and I saw it coming.

956
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,080
I just hope his retirement is a good one.

957
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,400
You know he's gonna come out of retirement at some point and do some sort of special

958
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,000
event at some point.

959
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I don't know.

960
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,200
He said he was gonna be done.

961
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:42,080
He said that once he's finished in 2025, like all in-ring stuff done, he said he might

962
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,520
help behind the scenes or like be a commentator or something.

963
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,000
But he said, like, I'm not gonna wrestle.

964
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,400
I'm not gonna be a guest referee.

965
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,640
I'm not gonna do anything ring-wise.

966
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,640
And I said, okay.

967
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,640
All right, man.

968
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,700
Well, it's time to take this Dono box out of the trash.

969
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:58,700
I'm Micah.

970
00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,700
And I'm Chris.

971
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:23,780
We built this city on rock and roll.

972
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:29,540
We built this city on rock and roll.