1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,740 Man, what a wild week it has been over here on this end. 2 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:06,740 How has your week been? 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,360 Oh, it's been good. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,320 I've been on vacation. 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,680 I've had a staycation where you just sit at home and not do anything. 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,160 So I've been watching a lot of TV. 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:20,880 You've been watching a lot of TV, a lot of movies, things like that, which sounds great. 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,120 Have you been watching any sports or anything crazy? 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,600 Man, let me ask you this. 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:33,000 Did you happen to see old LeBron and his son are united on the same team? 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,280 Brani got drafted onto the Lakers? 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,280 Yes, I saw that. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,640 I saw that Brani got drafted on the Lakers. 14 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:43,000 And I'm like, oh, you know, they had to be doing that as a favorite of LeBron. 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,800 And they were also like, oh, yeah, like, we're going to get a whole bunch of money out of 16 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,800 this. 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,040 So you know that was a smart business decision on their end. 18 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,080 Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. 19 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,120 So that was that was a little interesting. 20 00:00:55,120 --> 00:01:00,680 And then as we're recording this tonight, you know, it's not going to drop until Monday, 21 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:05,800 but when we're recording this, the old presidential debate here in the United States is on for 22 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,600 international listeners. 23 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,120 And man, it's it's been interesting so far. 24 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,120 Has it not? 25 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:17,640 I would just like to equate it to two fourth graders fighting each other. 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,720 That's that's basically what it's like. 27 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:26,000 Have you ever seen two fourth graders fight with with the exception of they're not talking 28 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,160 bad about each other's moms? 29 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,000 But it's like, no, you're a horrible person. 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 No, you're a horrible person. 31 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,680 You're like, no, you're a liar. 32 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,240 No, you're a liar. 33 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,880 And that's pretty much how it's going. 34 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,680 I could sum it up in a nutshell. 35 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,800 Well, that's politics for you. 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,520 Always acting like two fourth graders fighting. 37 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,760 Well, anyways, I'm Micah. 38 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,760 And I'm Chris. 39 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,520 This is the Donut Box podcast. 40 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:56,240 So Christopher, another episode, another week, we're back to our regular scheduled program 41 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 after the free flow. 42 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,240 How are you feeling, man? 43 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,240 It's been great. 44 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:04,200 And I know that we haven't done this in a while and we referenced it last week about 45 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:08,920 how we're now being listened to in six continents out of the seven. 46 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:14,200 And I just wanted to shout out some of our international listeners like in Brazil, Ecuador, 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:21,440 Honduras, France, Belgium, Switzerland, all in Europe, of course, over in the Philippines 48 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,520 and Australia, Canada. 49 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,280 And then, of course, we have a whole bunch of states, stateside. 50 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Yeah, man. 51 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:32,080 I'm just like, it blows my mind that we've been our voices have been heard all over 52 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,480 the world. 53 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,200 And yeah, I'm super grateful for it, man. 54 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,200 It's interesting. 55 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,920 I'm excited for it to keep growing. 56 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:44,160 And it's interesting always seeing a new dot on the map because some of these places, 57 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,680 I've never heard of before. 58 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,120 And it's, you know, give me a little insight and I've learned about some places just just 59 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,280 from the listens we've gotten. 60 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,280 So it's been awesome. 61 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:58,840 As soon as you were saying that we are the world, we are the children. 62 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:03,560 And I just had the had the music video of them all singing in the studio and bobbing 63 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,600 their heads to the song. 64 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,480 I don't know why that popped into my head. 65 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,720 My favorite part is Bob Dylan's goofy behind and that thing. 66 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,720 I don't know why. 67 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,720 Yeah. 68 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,600 My favorite part is Lionel Richie. 69 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,600 Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson. 70 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,600 Yeah. 71 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,600 Because they're just so into it. 72 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Oh yeah. 73 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,600 Oh yeah. 74 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,760 Well, I think that's what's funny about it is you watch like the group stuff and Bob Dylan 75 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 is, I don't know. 76 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,320 I wouldn't call him awkward, but you know, he's kind of not into, I wouldn't say he's 77 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 not into it. 78 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,680 He's into it, but he's just Bob Dylan. 79 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,640 So it's kind of just funny to watch. 80 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,880 But anyways, so it is another week. 81 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,200 We appreciate our listeners. 82 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:45,080 And guess what, we're starting off our first segment, which is the old fashioned done it. 83 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,320 We got a oldie but a goodie story. 84 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:53,080 We actually told this one in season one and we're looping back to it because we're all 85 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,400 the way midway through season three. 86 00:03:55,400 --> 00:04:00,600 And Chris, man, this is a story that's near and dear to your heart. 87 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,600 Is it not? 88 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,600 Yes, it is. 89 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:07,760 This is one of my favorite stories to tell just because it's like, I don't know, some 90 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,280 TV sitcom stuff that would happen to us. 91 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:17,680 So this is when I was a senior, I had already graduated and I was done with school and we 92 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:23,200 were on the way to moving to Texas and Michael was, Michael's family was going to move. 93 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:27,000 And at that time, my mentality was not a good mentality. 94 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 It was like, oh yeah, all these people have wronged me and I'm going to get even with them. 95 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,800 I'm going to get my revenge, so to speak. 96 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,480 I remember us just sitting around and we were like, yeah, I don't like this person. 97 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,480 I don't like this person. 98 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,480 I don't like this person. 99 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:45,880 How are we going to get even with them before we leave for Texas? 100 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,560 We got to go out with a bang, Micah and Chris style. 101 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:54,680 We got to do something big that's going to get people talking because a few months earlier, 102 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,880 that's when Micah had pepper sprayed me in the church parking lot and that was like, 103 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,480 oh yeah, a level. 104 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,880 But I was like, we got to top that. 105 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,880 We got to top that. 106 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,240 And there was even some people that you were upset with from that pepper spray event that 107 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,160 were a little, had some dumb responses. 108 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,240 We'll just say that. 109 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:15,920 So there was some of that and then there were some other people who, I mean, let's be real, 110 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,240 they were rude people. 111 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,720 They just didn't treat people right. 112 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:26,160 And so we decided, I think it was something that happened in my high school at one point 113 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,120 was X-Lax Brownies had been given out in the lunchroom. 114 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,320 And so we came up with this idea and we said, you know what, we should get the materials 115 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,640 for X-Lax Brownies, right? 116 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:42,000 We should give it to these people, like make a list of all the people that we should give 117 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 it to. 118 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,040 You know, we should just give these out and let X-Lax take its course. 119 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,280 And for those of you who don't know X-Lax, it's a, it's a laxative. 120 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,280 It helps you go number two very, very well. 121 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,920 And so yeah, we were going to do that. 122 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,360 We kind of determined that plan wasn't going to work, huh, Chris? 123 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,640 No, because we were like, oh yeah, it'd be a little sketchy if we just only offered those 124 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:10,400 people from our list of brownie and then we knew it could easily be traced back to us. 125 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,400 And we were, we were dumb at that age, but we weren't that dumb. 126 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,680 We were like, oh yeah, how can we get away with this? 127 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,400 And not just that, but there would have been other people there too, probably with some 128 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,160 of these people that would have been like, why can't I have a brownie? 129 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,160 And what are you going to be like? 130 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,040 No, no, no, you can't have one. 131 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,840 And then all of a sudden they get sick and then it's very, very obvious too. 132 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,720 But yeah, go ahead, Chris. 133 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,480 Well, so we decided, okay, this is what we're going to do. 134 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:37,160 We kind of like, I don't know, we, we bounce some ideas around and then we decided, you 135 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:42,120 know what, right before church, they have what's called the choir room where all the 136 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,360 choir people hang out. 137 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,280 And of course it's typical for them to have snacks and all that stuff, right? 138 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:54,400 And we're like, so what if we just put the X-Lax brownies in the choir room for the choir 139 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,400 to enjoy? 140 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,680 They're not going to know it's X-Lax brownies. 141 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:04,040 And then we could sit in service and see our work unfold as all the choir people would 142 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,320 be squirming. 143 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,160 Once the X-Lax brownies hit their stomachs. 144 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,800 Because we had planned it perfect where it was going to be delivered right when they 145 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,640 were performing their first service, right? 146 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,680 They're doing that whole thing and it would have been delivered right by the time they 147 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,440 were coming off of the stage. 148 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:27,600 They would have enjoyed it a little bit and according to the instructions, it should be 149 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,560 hitting right as they entered stage and started singing once again. 150 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,760 So it was one of those things. 151 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:41,040 And so Chris and I, we embarked, we went to Walmart, good old Walmart, and we got all 152 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,360 the ingredients and don't get me wrong. 153 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:49,680 Like, I remember we got some decent ingredients and the only thing that I remember is we didn't 154 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,120 skimp out on the X-Lax. 155 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,680 I remember it was extra strength too. 156 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,680 It wasn't just regular X-Lax. 157 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:01,520 Not only did we got X-Lax, we got, because the X-Lax came in like the chocolate bars. 158 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:05,960 So we baked those in, but then we also got milk and magnesium. 159 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:06,960 That's right. 160 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,520 And that's what we used as part of the, yeah, that's right. 161 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,760 We did do that. 162 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,680 And so it was going to be very potent. 163 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,840 Like it was going to be very, very potent. 164 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:24,160 And so we went back to my house and we, we baked up the brownies and we hid the pan under 165 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,080 the bed. 166 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:33,560 But we kind of, yeah, in my, in my room, why did I say it myself in the third person? 167 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,560 I'm not sure. 168 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:40,640 But didn't quite work out because we kind of left some evidence behind. 169 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,040 Chris, you want to talk about that? 170 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,040 Yeah. 171 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,040 So it was great. 172 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,240 We had it all planned out. 173 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,000 We, you know, even while we made them, we were trying to clean up, we were like, okay, 174 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,120 like clean all this out, throw all this away. 175 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:58,760 And so we put them in the pan, put them underneath the, underneath Micah's bed, the Saturday 176 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,760 night. 177 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,280 So Sunday morning, we're getting up, getting ready for church. 178 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:07,520 And all I know is as we're getting ready and we're about to leave, because the friend 179 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,880 that was going to deliver them fell through. 180 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,040 So we were going to have to deliver them ourselves. 181 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,400 Which was going to be difficult because the path to get back there, it was only, there 182 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,200 was only a handful of ways you can get back there. 183 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:24,160 And being seen was going, especially with this pan of brownies, because again, these 184 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,560 people are going to eat this. 185 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,200 They're going to be tracing this stuff back. 186 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,200 We can't be seen. 187 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,520 And there's also cameras too. 188 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,880 So there was a certain way we were going to have to go to avoid cameras. 189 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,880 It was this whole thing. 190 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,880 Yeah. 191 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,560 With that friend dropping out, it was a bad deal. 192 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,560 Yeah. 193 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,560 So we're getting ready. 194 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,040 We're almost ready to head out the door at all. 195 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:48,920 I know is Micah's paternal unit, his father is like, boys, come down here. 196 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:49,920 And we're like, what? 197 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,120 He was like, is there something you want to tell me? 198 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,120 And I was like, no. 199 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:57,080 And anytime he said something like that, I knew he knew what was up. 200 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,520 He was like, so you boys been doing a little baking lately? 201 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,400 And I was like, what do you mean? 202 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,280 And he was like, where's the brownies? 203 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,280 And we're like, what brownies? 204 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 What are you talking about? 205 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,880 So you don't know what you're talking about. 206 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,600 Listen, prison rules, man. 207 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,040 It's like, don't know what you're talking about. 208 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:15,280 It's like, I found the receipt and the eggs in the fridge. 209 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:20,800 And I had all the ingredients and he just pulled out the receipt that had all the ingredients 210 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,360 on the receipt, like the egg slacks, the eggs, the brownies. 211 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,480 And that was the one thing that we forgot. 212 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,400 And I'm going to take responsibility because I feel like I forgot to take the eggs and 213 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,680 the receipt and throw them away. 214 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,120 So I left the eggs and the receipt is evident. 215 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,280 So I messed up. 216 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,240 So I'm going to take full responsibility. 217 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:45,200 I think we both did. 218 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,880 But you know what I also remember? 219 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:53,600 I remember we denied, denied, denied so much to the point where it was like, I don't even 220 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,680 remember how it got to this point, but it was just like, okay. 221 00:10:56,680 --> 00:11:01,320 It was like, okay, where's the brownies itself? 222 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,280 Because if you didn't bake it. 223 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,720 I think we said like, we didn't actually bake the eggs. 224 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,360 Like, in there, we just made brownies and he was just like, okay, you want to eat the 225 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,760 brownies or just like, yeah, I don't think so. 226 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,440 It's like, okay, yeah, we did. 227 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,960 We didn't put the eggs in there. 228 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:22,560 And so the jig was up and we got a good talking to and we had to throw them away and all this 229 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,560 other stuff. 230 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:29,200 It was of the thing of after all this church is done for you and all you boys and this 231 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:34,640 and that, this is how you're going to leave on your last Sunday. 232 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,920 We were just like, well, at that point I didn't care. 233 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:42,920 But it was like, after all this church is done for you and I was just like, I'm never 234 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,920 coming back. 235 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,920 Yeah. 236 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040 And especially, you know, we were going to leave and whatnot. 237 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:51,840 So it's just like, why not go out with a little bang, a little entertainment and then, you 238 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,640 know, we knew the whole thing would blow over and especially out of sight, out of mind. 239 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,840 They wouldn't have thought it was us. 240 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:03,440 Yeah, but it was a good thing that we didn't because our senior pastor had stomach issues. 241 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:08,840 Yeah, he had surgery on his intestines. 242 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:13,480 I could have killed them kind of stuff if he had things like that. 243 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,720 And then there were some other people that if they would have eaten it, there could have 244 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,680 been some innocent bystanders that definitely could have had some. 245 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,680 Yeah. 246 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:25,880 Because you never know what physical issues people have and then come to find out like 247 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,960 you accidentally kill somebody because you made the brownies. 248 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,240 And I mean, it's a good thing that we probably got caught. 249 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,240 So we didn't like hurt somebody or kill someone, you know. 250 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,240 Yeah. 251 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,840 But at the same time too, I really am curious. 252 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,960 I'm glad we didn't, you know, try it or anything like that. 253 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,360 But I am curious that was extra strength, man. 254 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:49,560 I mean, milk of magnesium and the extra strength X-Lax chocolate bars baked in. 255 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 Yeah. 256 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,560 That would have been quite a bit, quite a bit. 257 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,560 Yeah. 258 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:59,360 I just want to go to an alternate universe where that actually did happen and see what 259 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,920 would have become of myself. 260 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,440 It's just like we're still in a penitentiary. 261 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440 Yeah. 262 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,720 Serving time in a Georgia state correctional facility. 263 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,720 I wouldn't have last, we probably would have been getting out just now. 264 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:12,720 You know what I mean? 265 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,680 They probably would have given us like 10 years. 266 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,680 Yeah. 267 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,680 Think about that. 268 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,680 We wouldn't have lived anyways. 269 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680 Anyways. 270 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,680 Yeah. 271 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,680 Who knows, man? 272 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,680 Who knows? 273 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,440 But I'll tell you what, man, you ready for the next segment? 274 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,440 Yes, I am. 275 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,720 Well, our next segment is the jelly donut or the jail report. 276 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,000 Chris, what are you doing, man? 277 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,320 What's going on? 278 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,160 Well, we haven't done this in a while, but it's called tie your shoes because you're 279 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,160 tripping. 280 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,160 Oh, man. 281 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,560 I love this one. 282 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:45,800 This is about people that have either been on horrible first dates or they found out 283 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:51,000 their partner or somebody was cheating in a unique way. 284 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,360 So this is the cheating kind. 285 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,080 The one about cheaters who got caught. 286 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,080 I love it. 287 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,080 Yeah. 288 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,080 Gotta love this kind of stuff. 289 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,080 Gotta love like cheaters too. 290 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080 All right. 291 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,160 So this first one, this guy says he used to work for a vacuum cleaner company and he 292 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:09,680 heard a story about these people coming in angry that their vacuum, it just wouldn't 293 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680 work. 294 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,080 It wouldn't suck up the dirt or anything. 295 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:17,720 So the salesman grabbed a coat hanger to unblock the hose because I guess the hose 296 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,240 was jammed out. 297 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,600 And he proceeded to pull out five to 10 use condoms. 298 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:29,240 The wife gasped and the husband said, well, I don't use those, do I? 299 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,720 And he stormed out of the shop. 300 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,920 So it was the wife that was cheating with another man because the husband was like, 301 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,080 yeah, I don't use those. 302 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,600 And yeah, found out she was cheating because the vacuum cleaner got clogged up. 303 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600 Duh-duh-duh. 304 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,760 Can't vacuum up condoms, lady. 305 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,760 That's how you get caught. 306 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,360 Tie your shoes because you're tripping. 307 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:53,240 Obviously, it was over a long period of time because he found out five to 10. 308 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,240 Exactly. 309 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,480 I'm just saying it happened quite a bit. 310 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,360 Oh man, tie your shoes. 311 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,360 That's terrible, dude. 312 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,800 This next one, this guy says a friend of mine was suspicious of her husband cheating 313 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:10,080 as he went to quote unquote play soccer with friends way too often. 314 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:15,720 He always came home and he jumped in the shower as soon as possible because he would quote 315 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,800 unquote sweat while playing. 316 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:23,760 So one day she sewed his soccer socks together and when he came back and he showered, she 317 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,960 saw the socks were still sewed so he wasn't playing soccer at all. 318 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,120 So I guess he was evidently cheating. 319 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,520 Yeah, that's wild. 320 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,520 So she, man, she had a foolproof way. 321 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,720 She probably talked to her mama. 322 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 How can I tell? 323 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,440 It's like there's an old fashioned method you can tell. 324 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,800 Tie socks together and see what happens. 325 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,040 Yeah, or I'm not advocating, but or the guy was like, oh, these are sewn together. 326 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,200 I'm not going to use these socks. 327 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,400 But the fact that he would play soccer a whole bunch and then come home and directly get 328 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400 in the shower. 329 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,680 Yeah, that kind of tells you something. 330 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680 For sure, man. 331 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680 It's pretty nuts. 332 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,680 All right. 333 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,920 This next one, we are not advocating for or against this, but this is just the facts 334 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,920 of the case. 335 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:18,640 So this lady says that her ex-husband and his family smoked a lot of weed and his sister, 336 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,200 kids and nanny were visiting from out of state for a few weeks. 337 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:28,200 When it was time to fly home, they left their stash of weed at her mother-in-law's house 338 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,080 because they didn't want to take it on the plane, obviously. 339 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:38,680 Her husband asked if she would pick it up because she was nearby and she agreed. 340 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,440 She doesn't smoke, but she was willing to carry it in the car for him. 341 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:48,080 To her surprise, she found a note from the nanny to her husband saying she was in love 342 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,320 with him and she was so happy for the time they had together. 343 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:58,760 Obviously she thought that then she thought he would get the weed instead of the wife. 344 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:06,160 So yeah, the nanny wrote a wrote a letter and the wife, why found it through the weed, 345 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,160 bro? 346 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,440 Because you trippin', shouldn't have been messing around like that. 347 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,480 That's why you never have it in writing. 348 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480 Stupid. 349 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,960 Yeah, definitely not, man. 350 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:23,280 And again, if you are keeping any kind of notes, anything in your jeans pocket and you're 351 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,760 trying to cheat, your lady is going to find it. 352 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:26,760 I promise you. 353 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,040 It's like if you do it, yeah, it's like if you're doing wrong, you better hide it. 354 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,480 You better hide it really bad because I mean, I don't know, man, ladies have that radar. 355 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,920 I've never cheated like that, but I'll tell you this much. 356 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,200 It's like I've been accused of cheating and they'd be looking at every little thing. 357 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,000 So it's like if I had been, you know, they would have caught you. 358 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,440 This guy was dating his girlfriend. 359 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,000 They were both in college. 360 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,440 Well, she actually became his fiance. 361 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:57,880 And so they were engaged to be married and she went to go study abroad in Belgium. 362 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,440 First read flag. 363 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,720 About two weeks before his fiance was supposed to return, he stopped into a nearby coffee 364 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,120 house that he had noticed down the block. 365 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,960 To his surprise, he found an old childhood friend, Claire, who was a waitress there. 366 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,880 They hadn't seen each other since high school, so they caught up. 367 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:20,000 And so Claire told this guy that she was engaged as well to a man named Ben, who was completing 368 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,560 his course of study by working on an internship in Belgium. 369 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,560 He couldn't believe the coincidence. 370 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:34,680 And so he told her about his fiance, Meg, and that, man, if he's, if she's over there 371 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,880 in Belgium and he's over there in Belgium, they have to know each other, right? 372 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,720 Like they didn't think nothing of it. 373 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:44,400 So a couple of days later, he stopped in for a cup of coffee at this place and the waitress, 374 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,080 Claire, looked extremely upset. 375 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:52,520 She told him that she had just gotten a call from her aunt Sue the day before and aunt 376 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:57,680 Sue had just returned from Czechoslovakia and that something very strange had happened. 377 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,960 While they were touring Prague, Sue and her travel group had stayed in a local hotel and 378 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:08,720 the next morning she had run into Claire's fiance, Ben, in the lobby with a female companion 379 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,360 by the name of Meg. 380 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:15,360 She said that he introduced her as a student from America and that they worked together, 381 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,200 but it was very awkward and they both looked very scared. 382 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,560 Claire said that she immediately called Ben and after several tries over the course of 383 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,200 a day or so, she got him on the phone. 384 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,640 She asked him about the chance encounter and he said he had been kind of expecting her 385 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,800 call and ended up admitting that he had been seeing Meg pretty much the entire time they 386 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:39,920 were in Europe, spending weekends and holidays traveling around with each other. 387 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,880 So wow, like, man, small, small world, dude. 388 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,000 Dang, yeah, that is small world. 389 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 That's also something else too. 390 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,680 If you're going to be going out with these people, you, but you know, you got to be careful 391 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,440 going out in public, but dang, that's best nuts. 392 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,720 Here's the thing, like in college and you have a relationship. 393 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:05,040 I'm not saying it's impossible, but it is, it is a lot of work and it takes special people 394 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,840 to make it work and it also makes special people to make it a work if they're going 395 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:15,640 to study abroad because you're, you're like in college, you're wanting to have fun, like 396 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:24,880 you're in a new country and you know, you're going to be like, well, my fiance or my girlfriend 397 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,600 or boyfriend will never know. 398 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,280 And then that's when bad things happen. 399 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Oh, yep. 400 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,440 That's when it always happened. 401 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,160 That's what happened to my boy Travis. 402 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160 Oh yeah. 403 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,000 That's what happened to that's what happened to tea. 404 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Oh, yeah. 405 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,320 They weren't like, they weren't official, but they were heavily talking and like they 406 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,800 were about to make it official. 407 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:47,280 And then she went to Spain and then of course, like she said, Oh yeah, like, you know, I'm 408 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,760 going to keep in contact with you. 409 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760 Did it up. 410 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:55,120 But then she ended up meeting this guy and then she broke my boy Travis's heart. 411 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,120 Crazy stuff. 412 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,120 All right. 413 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,120 Last one. 414 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120 This one is pretty messed up. 415 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,880 I feel kind of bad for this lady. 416 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,880 So this lady was pregnant with her. 417 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,680 I don't know if it was her fiance or husband or boyfriend's kid. 418 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,840 She went to the ultrasound to determine the gender of the child. 419 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,600 And the guy was the guy was late, right? 420 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600 To the appointment. 421 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,000 So her boyfriend and partner, whatever was late. 422 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,680 So she was just on Facebook waiting to be called and waiting for him. 423 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:31,680 He was tagged in some photos in her newsfeed from a gig he'd been at on the previous weekend. 424 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,920 There was a random girl who was all in the photos of him and they were all over each 425 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920 other. 426 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,600 And so they were making out in the background of one photo. 427 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,720 He turned up after the lady was called in for the ultrasound. 428 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,600 And while the technician was printing the images, she told them that she knew all about 429 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,600 it. 430 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,640 He went off and on about how she was making it up and that he'd never do that. 431 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,800 Obviously, he accused her of lying to compensate for cheating on him. 432 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,800 And so on. 433 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,680 When I pointed out that there were photos, he stormed out and left me there. 434 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:10,520 By now, ex-husband demanded constant access to all my social media and cell phone messages. 435 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,080 It was constantly accusing me of cheating, even though he had no reason to think I would 436 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080 do that. 437 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,080 I had nothing to hide. 438 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,240 So yeah, that is wild. 439 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,880 Tell your shoes because you trippin. 440 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,840 Geez, Alu. 441 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,520 Some of these stories, man, I'm telling you. 442 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520 That's just wild. 443 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,000 Yeah, it's it's it's it's wild, man. 444 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,240 It's it's just sad. 445 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,760 But I ain't in the dating world no more, man, shoe some of this stuff. 446 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,480 You know what Chris Brown said? 447 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,480 I'm Jose loyal. 448 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480 Jose loyal. 449 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,480 That's what he said. 450 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,280 Yeah, we already know. 451 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,320 This is kind of a rabbit hole. 452 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,280 But have you seen have you seen like the people that have been like breaking up over the Chris 453 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:52,840 Brown meet and greets because he'd be like taken like, are their girl be like taking 454 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,960 like kind of intimate raunchy photos with Chris Brown at the meet and greet? 455 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,720 Yeah, I don't be surprised though. 456 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,400 And he probably be taking some of them girls getting in that hurt that Chris Brown hurt 457 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,840 same her be gave over that over Rihanna gave him. 458 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,840 Mr. Steele girl. 459 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,720 It was just the girl give me that hurt. 460 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,160 Anyways, that's all for that one. 461 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,760 Oh, man, that's a crazy segment. 462 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,400 Well, let's move on into our next one, man. 463 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400 And that is our donut hole. 464 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,920 So man, do you have a quiz for me or what's going on? 465 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,320 Yes, you know, I have a quiz. 466 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,160 You know, that's my man. 467 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,280 Let's let's do it. 468 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,280 What's going on? 469 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,160 It's a 90s trivia quiz. 470 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:33,920 So just just pretty pretty much general 90s. 471 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,920 Yes, general 90s trivia. 472 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,520 All right, sounds good, man. 473 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,520 I'm ready for it. 474 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,800 Which 90s girl group is the best selling girl groups of all time? 475 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800 A. Destiny's Child. 476 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,600 B. The Dixie Chicks. 477 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,880 C. The Spice Girls or DTLC. 478 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,120 I'm gonna say Spice Girls. 479 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120 That is correct. 480 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,120 Spice Girls. 481 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:58,360 Do you know for life of me, I don't even know who's in the Spice Girls. 482 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,360 Ginger Spice. 483 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,360 Posh Spice. 484 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,360 I don't remember. 485 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:08,600 Wasn't that Lady from America's Got Talent, the Melanie, whatever. 486 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,600 She was a Spice Girl. 487 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,600 I don't know. 488 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,600 Anyways, yeah. 489 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600 All right. 490 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,640 Which celebrity is not one of the celebrities that passed away between March through August 491 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,640 of 1997? 492 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:27,200 A. Tupac, B. Biggie, C. Gianni Versace or D. Princess Diana. 493 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,200 Hold on. 494 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,120 You said the Wedge Time period? 495 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,720 Between March through August of 1997. 496 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,360 March through August of 1997. 497 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:40,280 Three of these celebrities all passed away within five months of each other. 498 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280 I'm gonna say Versace. 499 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280 Versace was. 500 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,640 It's actually Tupac. 501 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:51,000 So Biggie, Gianni Versace and Princess Diana all passed away within five months of each 502 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 other. 503 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Dang. 504 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 That's pretty wild. 505 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 All right. 506 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,360 Which child star became the first to be paid a million dollars for their role in a movie? 507 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:05,600 A. Jonathan Taylor Thomas, B. McCulloch Culkin, C. Mary Kate Nassley Olson or D. Amanda Bines. 508 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,720 I'm gonna go with Mary Kate Nassley. 509 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720 Olson. 510 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 The Olson Twins. 511 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:15,160 It was actually McCulloch Culkin and I'm sure you're thinking, oh, it was home alone. 512 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,720 Actually, it was my girl that he got paid a million dollars for. 513 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720 Really? 514 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720 Yeah. 515 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,720 Well, okay. 516 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720 Wow. 517 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,720 Okay. 518 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,720 I mean, that boy had to get stung by all them bees. 519 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,720 I guess so, but I guess. 520 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,720 You think that's worth a million, I guess? 521 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,720 I guess. 522 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,720 Yeah, bro. 523 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720 You got stung by all the bees. 524 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,720 That was sad. 525 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,720 I'm not gonna lie, that was a sad part of that movie. 526 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,720 It is. 527 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,720 All right. 528 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:48,720 How old was Tiger Woods when he won his first Masters Championship in 1997? 529 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:53,720 A. 19, B. 20, C. 21 or D. 25? 530 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,720 He was 19, wasn't he? 531 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,720 He was 21. 532 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,720 Oh, he's 21. 533 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720 I know he was young. 534 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,320 It was like, that's what everybody was impressed with, was he was, wasn't he like one of the 535 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,720 youngest to ever do it? 536 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,720 Yeah. 537 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:10,720 I guess that man won a Masters Championship by 21 and I'm almost 30 and like, you just 538 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,720 be like, look at my line. 539 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,720 Did you ever play Go? 540 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720 I never. 541 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720 Ever. 542 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,720 All right. 543 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:23,720 When Nirvana broke up in 1994, what new band was formed by one of the former band members? 544 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,720 A. Smashing Pumpkins, B. Foo Fighters, C. Corn or D. Asking Alexandria. 545 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,720 Wasn't it Foo Fighters? 546 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,720 Yes, sir. 547 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,720 It was Foo Fighters. 548 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,720 Now, as much as, and I know I'm going to get hateful, I'm not that big of a fan of Nirvana. 549 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,720 I mean, it's definitely a style, man. 550 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,720 Are you a fan of kind of the, that style? 551 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720 Grunge, no. 552 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720 Oh, there you go. 553 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,720 I mean, it's kind of, I've never met anybody that's like grunge is okay. 554 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,720 It's either, it's kind of like you like it or you don't. 555 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720 I don't know. 556 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:59,720 It's definitely, it's definitely an interesting, wasn't it David Grohl that went over there? 557 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Isn't that the band member? 558 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,720 Yeah. 559 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,720 He's a popular one. 560 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,720 When was the first QR code invented? 561 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:11,720 A. 1991, 1994, 1997 or 1999? 562 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,720 I'm going to say 97. 563 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,720 It is 94. 564 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,720 94, okay. 565 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:22,720 I know they're all messing around with barcodes a lot in the late 80s and early 90s, but QR codes, it makes sense. 566 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,720 Yeah, it was actually a Japanese company that invented them. 567 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720 Yeah, it just, it's amazing. 568 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,720 It just took a long time to catch on. 569 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,720 In 1996, which animal was cloned? 570 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,720 A cow, a horse, a dog or a sheep? 571 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720 There's a sheep. 572 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,720 Yeah, Dolly the sheep. 573 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,720 I remember that was like a big thing. 574 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:45,720 I heard, I had to, yeah, I had to do a whole study on that thing for, I don't remember what it was. 575 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:52,720 It was, I think it was a college paper or something where they were talking about, is it right to clone things and you had to form an opinion. 576 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:58,720 It's a very interesting, it's kind of a weird paradox because in some ways it's good, but if you've, 577 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:06,720 have you ever seen the movie, The Island with Ewan McGregor where basically, yeah, that's a pretty good one to watch. 578 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:16,720 It's basically there's a bunch of clones and that's their whole purpose is if you have a problem like you need an organ transplant or something like that, 579 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,720 they just kill your clone and take it from them essentially. 580 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,720 But then the clones fight back. 581 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,720 It's a whole, it's a pretty good movie. 582 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,720 Interesting. 583 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:29,720 All right, how many championships did the Chicago Bulls win during the 1990s? 584 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,720 A6, B5, C7 or D4? 585 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720 It was six. 586 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,720 Yes, sir. 587 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,720 It was Chicago Bulls. 588 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,720 Michael Jordan. 589 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:44,720 Oh, Michael Jordan playing basketball and baseball. 590 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:52,720 You know that man had to have, well, he didn't play both at the same time, but there were some people like Dion Sanders and then Bo Jackson who literally played them at the same time. 591 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:58,720 They would have to fly to one city to play for a baseball game and then fly to another to play in the NFL the next day. 592 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720 That had to be wild, man. 593 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,720 It's nuts. 594 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,720 I don't think that's allowed anymore. 595 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,720 I don't think you're allowed to do that anymore. 596 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,720 I don't think so. 597 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,720 In 1992, which state had the largest mall? 598 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,720 Philadelphia, Massachusetts, New York, Minnesota. 599 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,720 Sorry, that meant to say Pennsylvania. 600 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720 Sorry. 601 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,720 In 1992, which state had the largest mall? 602 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,720 Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, New York. 603 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,720 Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, New York, or Minnesota? 604 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,720 It's Minnesota because it's Mall of America, isn't it? 605 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,720 Yeah, that thing is massive and it's kind of an indoor roller coaster in the mall. 606 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,720 It is wild. 607 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,720 Did you know that actually WCW filmed a couple wrestling shows there? 608 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,720 Like in the Mall of America? 609 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:48,720 Yeah, like in the mall because they were trying to get business so they were like, okay, we're going to put this event on. 610 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,720 So we need like crowd numbers and they couldn't sell any tickets. 611 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:59,720 So like let's put it in the mall and then we'll get a crowd naturally for taping. 612 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,720 And it's a huge mall. 613 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,720 It's massive. 614 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720 It's huge. 615 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,720 So I'm sure they did get the numbers. 616 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,720 All right. 617 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,720 Last one. 618 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,720 Which video game was the first to be played in outer space? 619 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,720 Pong, Frogger, Tetris, or Super Mario? 620 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,720 It's kind of interesting. 621 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720 Isn't it Tetris? 622 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720 Yes, sir. 623 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720 It is Tetris. 624 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,720 Yeah, it did pretty good on that quiz actually. 625 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,720 Yes, you did. 626 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,720 What was your favorite part about the 1990s? 627 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,720 Man, there's a lot of nostalgic stuff. 628 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,720 I do miss and this kind of makes me sound like an old fogey. 629 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:40,720 I feel like the customer service in the late 1990s and early 2000s was definitely different. 630 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720 I don't know. 631 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720 I just remember it. 632 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,720 Maybe it's just because you were a kid, but I feel like people were nicer. 633 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:51,720 Like they would, I remember going to different places and getting like free samples and like people being nice and I don't know. 634 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,720 I just don't feel like that. 635 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720 I miss the old school Nickelodeon. 636 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,720 I feel like Nickelodeon with the green slime and everything, that's like typical nine. 637 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,720 Yeah, they try to do that green slime now, but it's different. 638 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,720 I mean, it's kind of different. 639 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720 Yeah, it ain't the same. 640 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,720 It ain't the same. 641 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,720 There was just a vibe. 642 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,720 There was an aesthetic to the like when you had shows like the Amanda show, all that. 643 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,720 All the good shows. 644 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,720 Yeah, exactly, man. 645 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:24,720 I also miss, I miss some of the musical things that were going on. 646 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,720 I don't know. 647 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,720 90s had such a typical music with or like different music. 648 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:38,720 I feel like they were playing around with the flutes a lot and then like bongo drums and some of the weird, you know, I'm talking about like one of the big ones. 649 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:50,720 If you're watching shorts or reels or, you know, if you're on TikTok or whatever, there's kind of like a 90s nostalgia song with its like it's synth sounds and things like that. 650 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,720 It's like, I don't know, 90s. 651 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:56,720 It just feels like there was a lot of kind of different sounds going around music wise too. 652 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:04,720 Well, that concludes that and that's a great segue into what fries my donuts and Mike, what fries your donuts, buddy? 653 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:16,720 I can't stand when people just give up so quickly and don't research or look into things and I'll give you a few examples. 654 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:23,720 So I can't stand it. 655 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,720 So sometimes, you know, I'm a manager, so I have to be on call. 656 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,720 It's once a month. 657 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,720 I have to be on call for a weekend. 658 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,720 And pretty much that's only for emergency use only. 659 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:47,720 And I kid you not, sometimes I will get calls from people in the middle of the night and it's like, hey, I'm having this problem, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and it'll be normal stuff, normal parts of their job. 660 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,720 They haven't looked up how to do it. 661 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,720 There's like clear guides. 662 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,720 There's clear ways to do this clear, clearly defined processes. 663 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,720 They've been through training. 664 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,720 They've done this. 665 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,720 I don't know how many times, but they don't even look. 666 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:07,720 They don't even look for, okay, maybe, and there's plenty of ways that you can look at, okay, here's how the process went. 667 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,720 You can even look at past ways that it's gone. 668 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,720 They have ways to do that. 669 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,720 They won't look at anything. 670 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,720 They'll just call you and say, hey, I'm having this problem. 671 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,720 Tell me what to do. 672 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:24,720 And it's like, why don't you can just look around or they have a coworker who's literally on the clock with them. 673 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,720 Why don't you ask them, hey, what is this? 674 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720 Hey, what have you done in this situation? 675 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:36,720 Why are we calling the on call person who's supposed to be there for emergencies in the middle of the night for something because it not even look it up. 676 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,720 You know what I mean? 677 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,720 That would be for somebody like me. 678 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720 That's my last resort. 679 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,720 That's if I looked up a whole bunch of stuff, couldn't find it, couldn't find it, couldn't find it. 680 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,720 It's like, hey, man, I'm sorry, I couldn't find it. 681 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,720 So I need the answer, but it's not like that. 682 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,720 It's as long, you know, all you have to do is look. 683 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,720 And then another example. 684 00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,720 So I'm helping somebody watch a house while it's being sold. 685 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,720 And so there are some different things going on. 686 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:14,720 But I got a call and it was like, yeah, the realtors at the house and they can't show the house because the AC isn't turning on. 687 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:22,720 And it was like, okay, so I go over to the house and the realtor says, yeah, I couldn't show the house because the AC is not working. 688 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:32,720 And I walk up to the thermostat and all I did was hit their big arrow that said, you know, the big down arrow a few times and the AC kicked on. 689 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,720 And I was sitting here and they were like, yeah, we couldn't figure out how to work it. 690 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:40,720 It's like, did we try to hit the big arrow that's right here? 691 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,720 I feel like we didn't try to do anything. 692 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:49,720 I feel like we just looked at the thing and because they kept getting hung up because it said no Wi-Fi. 693 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,720 You could hook it up to the Wi-Fi, but it works without it. 694 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:56,720 All you have to do is hit the button and it's like, you didn't try to play around with it. 695 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,720 You didn't look at all the, you know, everything's labeled. 696 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:04,720 I don't understand why people, you know, why do people just not try? 697 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,720 Why do people just like give up and just like, oh, well, I'm calling it. 698 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:09,720 I'm giving the white flag. 699 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,720 I need somebody else to figure this out. 700 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,720 Why are people like that? 701 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:21,720 Because, Michael, we live in a world where if we want the answers, it doesn't take any, any effort for us to find it. 702 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,720 It's just given to us. 703 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,720 You go into Google, you ask how tall is the tallest man? 704 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,720 You don't have to do any work. 705 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,720 All you have to do is just type it in, bro. 706 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:37,720 We are living in a world where we don't have to do any work to figure it out or we can just pay people to figure it out for us. 707 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:42,720 Or, you know, I've, my thing is like, at least try to like YouTube it at first. 708 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720 You know what I mean? 709 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:49,720 Like try to YouTube something and then, but people have gotten so lazy because the answer is always just given to them. 710 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,720 They don't have to work for them. 711 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,720 Yeah. 712 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:58,720 And I mean, it's what's interesting is, you know, in the case of the gal at work who calls all the time or the people who call it work all the time. 713 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,720 A lot of times it's right there in front of them. 714 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,720 It's two clicks away. 715 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:10,720 You didn't have to, it probably took more effort to dial my number and call me and ask for this then to take the two clicks and read it. 716 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:16,720 I don't, it's just people, people just decided, but you know, you're absolutely right. 717 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:21,720 They expect the answer and they expect the answer now because they can get it that way every other. 718 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:31,720 But we're seeing byproducts like this where people aren't critically thanking anymore and aren't even giving really effort anymore to, you know, try to problem solve. 719 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:40,720 I heard someone say, um, the greatest tool I have is my cell phone because I can call anybody I need to come fix anything for me. 720 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:45,720 And you know, that is, it's a blessing to be able to have that, but I think there's a balance, right? 721 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,720 You don't want to lean on that too hard. 722 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,720 Yeah. 723 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:57,720 I think there's an accomplishment when you do figure out how to do something like, yeah, the other day I had Google how to fix something like on my toilet. 724 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:02,720 But like I watched a YouTube video on it and then I did it and it's like, okay, now I know for next time, right? 725 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,720 Like there's nothing wrong with learning how to do something, but you got to actually try it. 726 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,720 Like now it would have been one thing if I were like, oh, I'm not going to figure it out. 727 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,720 I'm just going to call the plumber. 728 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,720 You know what I mean? 729 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:20,720 Like, I mean, technically, and we've talked about this for, technically it's my apartment complex is responsibility to fix it. 730 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,720 They were not getting back to be at a reasonable time. 731 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,720 And this was a serious issue that is affecting my water bill. 732 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,720 So steps how to be taken. 733 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,720 It's like, got to do what you got to do. 734 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:36,720 Yeah, you got to do what you got to do to make sure, you know, because not like they got to reimburse you the extra money. 735 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,720 It's costing you either. 736 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,720 But yeah, I know you're right. 737 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,720 People just need to put in more work to find the answer. 738 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,720 Yeah, absolutely. 739 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,720 And it's a mentality thing. 740 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,720 It's a it's an attitude thing. 741 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,720 And, you know, people just being lazy, man, and fries me up. 742 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:55,720 But I think that's why a lot of people are frustrated in life because they aren't putting in too much effort. 743 00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:00,720 They aren't putting in the work or the time or the effort to figure out why they're frustrated in life. 744 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:06,720 And so then they just give up and they're like, well, my circumstances are going to change or how I'm feeling about this isn't going to change. 745 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,720 Or this is just the way I am. 746 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:13,720 They're not figuring out why or they want just someone to just tell them. 747 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,720 It's like, no, you got to do the work. 748 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,720 Yeah, exactly. 749 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:23,720 But, and man, you know, not a lot of people are willing to do the work, but oh, well, it's their their problem. 750 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,720 Not ours, I guess. 751 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,720 They can come work these hands if they want to. 752 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,720 They got a problem. 753 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,720 Yeah, these hands are rated E for everybody. 754 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,720 Come get you some. 755 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,720 All right, man. 756 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:40,720 Well, I tell you what, we can get into our next segment, which is our mystery daughter or our improv segment. 757 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:47,720 Chris, we're just doing a bunch of favorites today, I think, because we're going to do one of our favorites. 758 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,720 And that is our black preacher voice. 759 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:51,720 I love it. 760 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,720 Well, let me think of a scenario. 761 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,720 Oh, I think I got one. 762 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,720 I got one. 763 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720 Are you ready? 764 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:58,720 Yeah, you got one. 765 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,720 We can having to get a tire change at a tire shop. 766 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,720 Having to get a tire change at a tire shop. 767 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,720 OK, all righty. 768 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,720 Do you want to start or you want me to start? 769 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,720 You can start. 770 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:18,720 Oh, brother, I've come before you today because I have a flat tire. 771 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:33,720 I was out in the street and the next thing I knew, I was driving and just like Ezekiel in the land of the dry poles, I had to pull over and get out in the heat because a nail was in my tire. 772 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:44,720 And young man, I need your help because me and my friend here, we're here and we're on our way to a conference and we need to get over there and oh Jesus. 773 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,720 Tell him, tell him, brother. 774 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:55,720 Oh, let me tell you, brother, we were driving and this nail got in our tire and it's not on the middle of the wall. 775 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,720 It's on the outside, which means we got to get a new whole tire. 776 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,720 But there shouldn't be no nails in my tire because there's already nails in his hands and his feet in the cross. 777 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,720 Can I get somebody to testify for me today? 778 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:17,720 Amen. All right. And just like my brother said, just like there has been nails in his hands and his feet, there shouldn't be nails in the tire. 779 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:25,720 So I need you to put it on the rack, put it on high, just like you would put the name of the Lord on high. 780 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:36,720 Because I know you, sir, you are a righteous man and you're going to put that vehicle on the rack and you're going to take that tire off and you're going to put the new tire on. 781 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,720 You're not going to charge us nothing because we've mended the cloth. Can I get an amen? 782 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:46,720 Amen. Just like my brother said, you got to put it on the rack. You got to elevate. 783 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:54,720 Just like you elevate the name of Jesus. See, some of you can't figure out what the problem is until you elevate. 784 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,720 I said elevate your problem, your situation, unto the name of Jesus. 785 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:06,720 Some of you still trying to identify what the problem is through earthly means here on the ground. 786 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:14,720 But it isn't until you take your situation and you put it on the rack that you can identify that problem. 787 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:19,720 And the Lord can take that nail out of your tire. See, that nail might be a bad relationship. 788 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,720 That nail might be an overeating problem. 789 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,720 That nail might be the dicking board who won't let me approve. 790 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:31,720 Dad will want to park on church grounds coming to somebody. But you got to take that nail out your time. 791 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:38,720 Some of y'all, I can look in this room right now and I can tell you that you've been flat, flatter than that tire over there. 792 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:45,720 Because you've been out of air. You've been out of the air because only God can fill you up with the air of life. 793 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:50,720 And you've been out of that air for too long. And you've been riding on rim. 794 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:55,720 And you've been saying, I don't know how I'm going to make it. Am I going to bend my rim today? 795 00:41:55,720 --> 00:42:01,720 Am I going to stretch it even further? And you say, oh Lord, can I make it another mile? 796 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:06,720 And he tells you, child, if you could act better, you wouldn't have this problem. 797 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:14,720 And you could be riding on all fours. And it wouldn't be just a regular tire. It would be the alter rain tire. 798 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:24,720 It would be the deep groove tire. And it would take anything, any rock, any mud, any sort of weather that it would take. 799 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:32,720 And it would be able to drive right through it. But instead, you choose to drive with the nail in your tire. 800 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:43,720 And you choose to be half full, half empty. And let me ask you, does anybody, you know how the Lord feels about being half in, half out of something. 801 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,720 Amen. Amen. 802 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:51,720 Why were here at the spiritual tire shop of picking us on a spiritual healing journey? 803 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:56,720 Why were in here? Some of you need a tune up. Some of you need a wheel of life. 804 00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:04,720 Because you've been bearing to the left in those waters of Tinder. You've been bearing into the right, into that alcohol and the weed smoking. 805 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:10,720 But you need Jesus. I said Jesus. Come on in and get your tire aligned. 806 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:15,720 And when you start walking with him, it doesn't matter which way the steering wheel goes. 807 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:23,720 The Lord shall direct your path. It says, let your word be a lamp to my feet and a light unto my path. 808 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:30,720 And some of y'all are living in here about to have a spiritual blowout because you ain't got your tires in alignment. 809 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:31,720 Can I get a name? 810 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:40,720 Can I just have your tires in alignment? You've driven on flats and just like he said, a lamp unto his feet, a light unto his path. 811 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,720 Guess what? You ain't got your headlights on because that's the way you're trying to live. 812 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:50,720 You know what? I think it's time for a prayer as they finish up our tire at the tire shop. 813 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,720 What do you think of closing prayer? 814 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,720 I think so. All right. I'm going to start us off. 815 00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:06,720 Today, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. Lord Jesus, we ask that you would take the spiritual name out of our tire as Lord God. 816 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:18,720 That you would take the spiritual nails of Beacon Brother Elder Williams, who is trying to block the plans of God by not allowing me to build a water park on your property. 817 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:24,720 You said, pace and see that the Lord is good and Lord, we try to enjoy your creation with the water park, Lord. 818 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:33,720 But we got this little nail in the tire loader. And I pray that you wouldn't just give us a patch, but that you would give us a full tire alignment. Can I get a name? 819 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:46,720 And I pray for all the people in here who want to live with the headlights and tires and misalignment, that you would see the ways, that you would see what we look like as an example. 820 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:56,720 That we could be the lamp to your feet and a light to your path as long as you come to Mount Zion Baptist Church over on Fifth Avenue on Sunday morning. 821 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:04,720 Because I'll tell you this much, brother and sister, everybody in this room is welcome because all of you are sinners. 822 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:10,720 I've been sitting here for this long while he's getting this tire patched up. And you know what the Lord told me for each one? 823 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:19,720 You're all driving with nails in your tires. You're all driving in all four nails in your tires. You're all flat and you're riding rims. 824 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:26,720 So I expect to see each and every one of you on Sunday. You're sinners. And you know what? You shall be forgiven. 825 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:30,720 And the nail shall be removed in your tires in the name of Jesus. 826 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:36,720 I have one while we were doing that. I was like, it's like, brother, you know I like my feet. 827 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:44,720 And my top let back. You see me right? 24. I was like, can I get an A B? 828 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:49,720 Yeah, just start doing rap lyrics and that format. 829 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:57,720 It'd be like that one preacher where you saw him where he was, what was it? He was doing that Michael Jackson song. 830 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,720 Michael Jackson song, yeah. 831 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:09,720 Yeah, but he was like, devil you have been defeated. I think it was smooth criminal. Yeah, he was making up the songs as smooth criminal. 832 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,720 But he was like putting Jesus lyrics to it. It was funny. 833 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:20,720 Oh, he's done some other ones too. I've seen some other ones pop up. He's done some like, speaking of Tupac. I think he did a Tupac song too. 834 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,720 He's done a few different things. 835 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:29,720 But anyways, man, it's always fun doing that voice. I always love doing that for improv. 836 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,720 But hey, man, we've almost come to the end of another episode. 837 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:36,720 And you know what that means? We always got to finish off with the E Clare donut. 838 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:42,720 And that is our positive advice for the week. I don't remember who went two weeks ago. So I'll go ahead and start it off. 839 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:52,720 You know, it's hard to remember these things. And you know, it's really hard to when you have a really long list of things to do or you have big goals in mind. 840 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:59,720 It's really easy to get caught up in the fact of, oh man, I'm not doing enough because it doesn't seem like I'm moving forward enough. 841 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:05,720 A lot of times in life, you know, growth isn't linear. And what I mean by that is it's not a straight line. 842 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:10,720 You know, it takes ups and downs. It's like a, you know, it's it's peaks and valleys. It's a roller coaster. 843 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:15,720 And just because you're putting in a lot of effort in your inner valley and it doesn't look like it's doing anything. 844 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:21,720 That doesn't mean that it's not about to shoot up there. And the next step is it's just about to explode. 845 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:31,720 So don't think that your small steps are not working for you. And because, you know, success, again, is not a clear A to B process. 846 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:37,720 It is ups and downs. And so if it's in a down point, it only got to go up, right? 847 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:44,720 So just keep holding the faith and trust the process because, you know, good things always happen, but it always starts with those baby steps. 848 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:56,720 Mine is definitely like you want to make sure that you check in on those check engine lights, you know, kind of not to go back to preaching about the tire analogy. 849 00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:01,720 But you know, we're just going to do do preaching on full car analogy. 850 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:12,720 I mean, there is some, you know, what what the preachers were saying and the improv, but you definitely want to sometimes check in on that check engine light, you know, especially with your emotions. 851 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:19,720 I know as guys, sometimes it's easy for us just to put those things away and not really pay attention to them. 852 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:25,720 But I promise you, if you don't pay attention to them, they will come back and you're going to have to deal with it later on. 853 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:33,720 So it's a, do you want to fix a $200 problem now or do you want to fix a three grand problem down the road? 854 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:40,720 So just make sure you're checking in with yourself. Make sure you have people that you can share those things with that you can be accountable to. 855 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:45,720 And just say, Hey, man, like, this is really what's going on with me. And I got to be honest with you. 856 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:58,720 And those people don't have to fix it. But, you know, for them just to be there to listen to you or just for them to give you advice and be like, Hey, like, this is my perspective from a third party, like an unbiased person. 857 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:09,720 So it's a good to check in on yourself. I think June is also like men's mental health awareness, but it kind of gets overshadowed by some of the other stuff in June. 858 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:15,720 Everything else for sure. Yeah. No, that's real good. Of course. 859 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:20,720 You know, we've had a great episode of the Dona Bucks podcast once again. 860 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:28,720 We're over at the trash can network and over at the aviator society over on Instagram, if you're interested in all the flying stuff. 861 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:41,720 I've even got we've even got some space news, the Boeing Starliner, all that good jazz and how the crew is stuck up there, at least as of Thursday here when I'm recording this. 862 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:49,720 And it doesn't seem like a ton of people are talking about they're like, Oh, it's just a test flight. But you know what, these people are stuck on the International Space Station because of problems. 863 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:57,720 So that's pretty fun. We got a video up about that. And of course, we've been posting nonstop just aviation videos, some other things. 864 00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:06,720 Orgina Sangs, that sort of thing. You ever wonder where given somebody the cold shoulder or where close but no cigars come from? Yeah. 865 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:13,720 Well, you can find out on our channel over there. We got a whole playlist over it. So yeah, trash can network. There's all sorts of things. 866 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:21,720 By the way, Chris, did you know that coconuts actually kill more people? You're like falling coconuts killed more people a year than sharks. 867 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,720 We talked about that a few weeks ago, but we got videos on that too. 868 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:29,720 What about where does the origin of these come from? These nuts. 869 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:39,720 And on that, oh man, listen, I was hoping you'd fall into my trap. You know, I know what you're playing at. I know what you're playing at. 870 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:47,720 I've known you too long to fall into those traps, sir. But anyways, I guess it's a good time to sign off here. 871 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:55,720 I'm Micah. I'm Chris. And we're taking this donut box out to the trash. 872 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,720 Thank you.