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Man, so I saw this job posting this last week and it's about picking up dogs or cats poop

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like a cat from the litter box dog from the backyard and they said you could be an independent

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contractor and make up to 70 or 80k a year.

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Now assuming that's true because I didn't believe the 70-80k a year, you know, anytime

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they're like, oh you could be an independent contractor and make this, you're probably

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not going to make that.

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But seeming if you would, 70-80k are you scooping poop for a living?

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Oh yeah, I'm definitely doing it man.

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I think that's horrible that people are so lazy that they can't even pick up after their

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own pets that they have to hire somebody else to do that.

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Where have we gotten to as a nation where that has become a job?

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I'll do it, that's easy man.

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The only thing I would say that I can say okay maybe not is if they're elderly or like

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have a disability to where they can't actually pick up stuff.

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I couldn't see that but yeah, most people are probably just lazy about it.

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Now here's the other question, do you think you can actually make 70 or 80k a year?

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It depends.

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I think you can find the market because people are all about convenience.

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People would rather pay to have stuff done nowadays than to actually do it themselves.

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So I think you definitely could if you got serious about it.

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Yeah for sure.

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Yeah for sure.

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I mean man there's all sorts of services out there for that.

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There's even somewhere it's like you have kitty litter to where you ship off.

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Have you seen that?

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To where they like ship it to your home and then whatever you know you need it emptied

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you ship it back and it's a whole thing.

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That's really weird too.

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I don't know if you've seen that.

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Yeah that's too much.

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I don't know man it's pretty wild but I'm Micah.

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And I'm Chris.

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And this is the Donut Box Podcast.

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So man it's another episode and we're talking about weird jobs that started off right?

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Whatever happened to that micro job or show with dirty jobs?

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That was actually a pretty good show.

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There's some interesting things.

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Don't watch it while you're eating but it was pretty interesting at times I think.

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He actually started making money through other endorsements through like Maytag and stuff.

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He's been on a lot of commercials.

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I feel like that show really launched him.

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And he was like the background narrator for Deadliest Catch for a while and all sorts

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of stuff.

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He's done all sorts.

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But anyways welcome to the show.

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It's the Donut Box Podcast and we're back to our regularly scheduled programming which

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is five different segments which are each different segments out of the box.

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And so we always love to start with our first segment which is the old fashioned donut which

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is a story from our past.

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And this is actually from the recent past.

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It's not even from that far back Chris.

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Well it's been a year ago already.

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So yeah it has by the time it's aired it's been a year ago.

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We're going to talk about my wedding.

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So if you listened here last year around this time and heard the episode where it's like

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oh yeah it got married.

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You know we're going to talk about what that was like because of course that's a big time

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in people's lives and had some weird things happen as well.

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I have to preface this by saying it's very interesting because it was already an interesting

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situation not the fact that you were getting married or your wife or anything like that.

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But you've heard us mention it or reference it a couple of times.

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Micah's parental situation and just without getting too heavily into it just because of

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the kind of people that his parental units are it's just easier for Micah to not have

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them in his life and it's better off anyway.

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So that was already kind of a situation that we were going to have to navigate and it was

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already going to make the wedding itself interesting.

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Peacens in.

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Peacens in.

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Okay so I don't actually have too much family either that we had coming to the wedding.

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A lot of it had to do with we just didn't get a big venue.

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You know we didn't want it to be incredibly big and you know there was also you know just

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wanted it to be small for a reason for sure.

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So we had a nice venue at a golf course and yeah man I just remember this time last year

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well a couple of days ago this time last year we I had the bit of family that came into

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town that I guess that was the only family if I count you guys as family but I guess

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that was the only family that came in town besides like biological family right.

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Yeah that was the only biological family that actually made it to your wedding or that you

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were like at least somewhat comfortable attending your wedding.

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So it was it was kind of interesting because it was my grandmother and it was my uncle

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and couple cousins and shout out if you're listening and they came out and it was we

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were supposed to see them one night but they went and bought a camper instead and it was

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like an hour away like it was like a really really long way away and man I'll tell you

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what wedding process and seeing a bunch of people it's what was hard about the wedding

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deal is you want to be hanging out with folks but it's such a boom boom boom thing I'm telling

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you dude like you can't really be hanging out with folks it's like if you did you kind

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of have a time slot if you missed that time slot it's like it's kind of gone.

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Oh yeah for sure and so we planned Michael's bachelor party we were kind of like hey like

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what do you want to do man and he was like honestly I just want to go to dinner and I

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want to go to a minor league baseball game which was cool so we did that.

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So give you a little background his family is very religious and all that good stuff

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right so we weren't going to do anything too crazy none of that and we get to the restaurant

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and I remember them just being like so where's the party at we're expected to carry Mike

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out on her shoulders because he's going to get so drunk and this and that we were like

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nah man like we're just kind of here to hang out just kind of have a good time all that

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good stuff like nobody's trying to get crazy nobody's trying to get drunk.

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Yeah man we went to Cheddar's you know that's that's how crazy we wanted to get we went

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to Cheddar's for you know beforehand went to a baseball game and I'll put it to this

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way my party groomsmen hadn't come into town yet.

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Yeah so they were it was also probably one of their first times to go to Texas and so

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it was kind of a culture shock for them to be around the Hispanic culture and I really

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don't know how they felt about it but I just remember being at the baseball game and of

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course them doing like a lot of Hispanic like culture things part of the mission.

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One of the mascot is Henry the puffy Henry the puffy taco or the flying chunk was which

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if you don't know what chunk was it's like a flip flop and so that was kind of like a

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big like thing and they were playing like kumbia music like our ta hano music and I just remember

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them kind of like I could tell they felt out of their element to put it in a nice way.

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Yeah definitely definitely but I mean it's definitely a little different situation than

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where they're from for sure and so we did that and I remember then we did the rehearsal

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everything such a blur I don't even like that dang rehearsal I don't even hardly.

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Yeah we did the rehearsal in the morning because it was the middle of central Texas heat and

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even when we did the rehearsal super hot super hot and then we ended up going to a winery

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later in the day after the rehearsal I think.

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Yeah and that winery is where me and my wife got engaged so that was pretty cool so we

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got some wine from there which funny story about that that winery we the reason we went

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was because these people were really really adamant they were like yeah yeah like we have

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to do that like we have to do that the day before your wedding and so we made it happen

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and they ended up canceling so people could be like that.

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So then after that like we're all kind of hanging out and everything and of course it's already

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kind of a just not a tough weekend but just a lot of emotions a lot of like stress and

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all that stuff because of the wedding not that the wedding was stressful but I think

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like the family stuff around the situation you know how it is when you get family around

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but then but then so it was gonna be Micah's other groomsman who he lives in Midland slash

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Odessa by the oil field so he was coming down later so he had missed like the whole baseball

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game bats a party whatever so originally it was gonna be me my wife Micah's wife Micah

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and then this groomsman well Micah's Micah soon to be was like hey I just rather just

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rest like just chill out right and so then I was like hey like me and my wife haven't

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really hung out that much this weekend we're just gonna go eat dinner together and so Michael

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like okay I'm gonna go hang out with this other groomsman alright all good so I get

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I go we go eat all that stuff so we're on the way back to the hotel and all of a sudden

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I get a phone call from the other groomsman he's like hey man he was like how's it going

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and I'm like it's going great and let's put it into context these people this groomsman

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and Chris has not talked and what was that at that point like six seven years six seven

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years so we knew him from the bootcrow days he's like hey man how's it going he was like

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he's like are you gonna come hang out with us and I was like yeah maybe I was like you

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know the wedding tomorrow we have to be up like really early like my wife has to be up

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early yeah we had to be there at 7 a.m. we had to be at the venue at 7 a.m. like dressed

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already so we go and then we he's like hey man like can you just hang out with us and

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I was like okay I'm gonna drop my wife off like he was like we're at this you know restaurant

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I thought it was a restaurant but then when I got there it was more like a bar than a restaurant

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there was a restaurant in there he's like hey man just come hang out like you know we're

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not gonna do anything crazy just a drink all that stuff and I'm like okay I'll go hang

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out with you and he made it sound very convincing so I walk into the bar and I'm like man I

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can't even find these people so I just walk around and then I show up and Mike was like

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what the heck are you doing here and I'm like yo this guy called me from your phone what

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do you mean what the heck am I doing here I'm here to help you out like I'm here to be

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here like hang out with you and he was like oh thank God that you're here he was like

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I he's like I'm hanging out with this guy and he was like he was like he was like I've

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already a couple beers in already and I just need to go home because he won't let me stop

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drinking and did it and I was like man like he keeps he keeps buying me drinks and I'm

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drinking and like I could tell at that point Michael was a little feeling pretty good as

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I got Michael saying good and he was a little buzz but he just looked at me he was like thank

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God you're here he was like I don't want to drink no more he was like I got my wedding

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tomorrow at this point it's like 10 o'clock at night 11 o'clock at night so I'm there

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hang out and you know of course the other groomsman like you know he's a few shots few

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beers in and he's all like by so he bought a shot for everybody and I took like a little

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sip of it and then I just kind of like halfway poured it out because he was like let's take

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it and I was like yeah nah and so I poured it out and so I so he was like hey like let's

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go out like I feel bad that I missed a badger part let's go out let's go to the what should

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I call it the boom boom room the gentleman's inner yeah the gentleman's entertainment

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established and I'm like nah man because I'm like number one I'm not trying to go like

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it's the night before Michael's wedding like I and Michael was like man like I don't want

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to get that messed up you know what I mean like I want to be right there for my wedding

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there was that and I also had to pick up my wife's wedding dress like on the way back

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to and it was already a situation was like man I can't drive this other dude's not gonna

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be able to drive for sure like we might be taking an Uber over here like two in the morning

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or whatever it is it just wasn't gonna work out and Chris is being very very modest I

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was not just a few in and yes he got me the same way I love this man to death but he's

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definitely an influence of some sort because he called me and that's what it was he was

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like man you know I just I feel so bad that the bachelor party came and went and you

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know I wasn't in town it's like no big deal and he's like well come on come over here

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you know just have a beer with me you know and I'm like well I really shouldn't you know

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I don't want to drink the night before I don't want to do anything crazy you know I don't

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because number one my wife would kill me if I showed up if I showed up hungover she would

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have killed me like I already know that it's one thing if it would have been the rehearsal

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dinner but anyways he's like I'm not just one beer and again he's very convincing it's

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like yeah just one beer I just want to hang out for a little bit okay great we had Vegas

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bombs plus beer so quite a bit of that yeah so so it's probably like I'm trying like

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I'm trying to get us out of here because I'm like man like if we keep staying here like

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it's gonna keep buying drinks and all that stuff and I was just like man like it's already

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like 11 o'clock at night already I'm like bro like my guys to be up at five like to

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get everything and I was like let's just let's just get out of here so finally I finally

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convinced them to to like a like we're getting out of here all this stuff and so we get to

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the car and Mike was like he was like we gotta stop by get the dress all that stuff and he's

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like freaking out he's like man he's like I'm scared that I'm not gonna be able to get

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there on time like I'm gonna oversleep or I'm not gonna wake up and I said oh you're

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gonna get there to your wedding I said you may not be dressed for your wedding I said

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but I promise you I said I will get you there I said you may not be dressed I said but I

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will get you to the wedding venue on time I promise and he was just like he was like

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thanks man you're really good friend all that stuff all the goofy stuff that you say when

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you're a little inebriated yeah so we're good so we're good we go get the dress take Mike

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go back to back to the apartment all that good stuff and like he you know he's drinking

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waters all that stuff I set my alarm I text him about the time because I had to wake up

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early to take my wife and his wife to the venue then come back get dressed then I went

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and picked up Micah to take him to the venue so it was all good it all worked out Micah

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was up nothing was crazy he wasn't hungover like it was all great and the wedding itself

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was great it was amazing the dang groomsman we partied with he showed up before we did

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he's like hey man how y'all doing yeah you could tell he was definitely messed up but

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he was there he was like I'm here he was like he was like I'm not feeling great but I'm

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here so you know man and he he took them baller pitchers to he took some great pitchers I

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I've given to a man he's a he's a G he's a G so they had the wedding so they had the

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wedding at 10 o'clock and then that way everyone could go home and then take a nap and then

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they could have the reception at night so you know we went home me and my wife ate some

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food like got lunch then we went and got the cheesecakes for the wedding had the reception

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it was great it was good at this point Micah's family already had booked an impromptu trip

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to Colorado so they left right after the wedding so the reception was great like the reception

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or like the ceremony yeah after the ceremony so the reception the only thing is and I'll

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get off of this and we can change the subject but they had Micah had a security company

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you go talk about your yeah for for this and of course you know there's some family dynamics

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all that stuff like it was like hey like these people show up trying to cause a scene whatever

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like handle it man there was this one security guy I'm going what his name was your own but

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you could tell this homie had done like some hard time like street time and you could tell

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like this was the best job that he has ever had because he was taking his serious man

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like my man was strapped up he had his Glock he was all walking around like serious he's

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like yeah ain't nobody gonna miss up this job for me I'm taking this job serious like he

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was at the door posted up we finally told him hey man like come get some food and he was

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like eating some food having a great old time it was great it was a good yeah it was it was

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fantastic but hey I'm just glad nothing popped off I'm glad we had a good time and yeah we

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just a context to take a nap and to miss the heat of the day that's why we did part in

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the morning and part at night just because if we would have done it in the day man is

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it would have been too dang hot too dang hot but Jim in we can move to our next segment

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if you're ready yeah let's do it all right our next segment is the drone or you know

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what I'm word I said donut hole geez man what is wrong with me I'm trying to go out

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of order here is the jelly donut and that is the jail report guess what we're actually

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gonna do somewhat of a jail report it's a rest stories for sure but you know where I

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went I like reading Reddit listen Reddit is such brain slug material it's great like

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you don't it's such a great time Leester anyways so this is what's the funniest thing

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you know or somebody you know got arrested for oh there you go all right so you ready

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for this so the very first one had a friend a while ago who went to a Halloween party

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dressed as Lieutenant dangle from Reno 911 he and the other guy wound up getting DUIs

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and spent the night in jail so DUI was not the funny part but watching this dude walk

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out and doing the walk of shame of the precinct dressed as Lieutenant dangle was one of the

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funniest things I've ever seen yeah I'm sure that's a pretty pretty interesting thing to

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go see you when you're and apparently yes he was wearing the short shorts in the fake

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mustache this sounds like a jelly donut that we've done before when I was a kid my mom's

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friend was arrested because she threw a piece of fried chicken at her husband the exact story

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went like this her husband came home from drinking one night saw her eating fried chicken

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and he asked where the f is my fried chicken of course I'm making it kid friendly here

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to which she replied which to which she replied with throwing a drumstick to his face so he

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called the cops and apparently the guy who's talking's mom had to pick her friend the neighbor

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up from jail and she was charged with assault yeah that's wild like that one when the guy

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got mad and he assaulted his wife with the big chicken oh man I don't know what it looks

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like I like these yeah I don't know it's funny I think it was just the way that the report

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was written the fact that he assaulted his wife was not funny but like when you assault

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somebody would be alright so there was a drunk guy at a gas station at night and a cop was

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walked in and he was wearing a vest and all this other stuff and so then the drunk guy

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at the gas station starts asking the cop and poking his bulletproof vest asking him does

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this stop at 9 millimeter how about an AK and kept poking his vest so the cop apparently

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was super chill at first and told him not to do it again if he was smart drunkenly the

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guy tried to grab his stun gun and turned around and when the cop saw what he was doing

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the cop put him into a hammer lock and smashed him on the ground with his face first yeah

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bro you don't be reaching for nothing like the cop was probably like good good on the

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cop for being chill at first but then it's like nah like I don't know if you're trying

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to threaten me or what even with questions like does this stop at 9 millimeter how about

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an AK that's some questions you don't want to be asking the cop yeah he's probably like

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what are you trying to do alright so the next one is I have a friend who used to drink a

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lot and get on to all sorts of shenanigans I once had a college football party game someone

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cut in line in front of him at the porta potty so he got pissed and pushed over the porta

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potty with the dude in it so the guy then says pro tip if you ever find yourself in

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a situation where you really want to push somebody over at a porta potty with somebody

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in it push it over onto the door otherwise you'll quickly have yourself dealing with

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a very angry very crap covered individual so a fight ensued and he nearly got expelled

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the last part is great but apparently it all worked out he's a doctor now hey look at God

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won't he do it I know right bless up that's what he did alright the very next one a friend

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got our friend got separated from other friends at a birthday party he got too drunk to answer

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his phone calls from the friends but eventually managed to flag a taxi he was aggressive to

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the taxi driver and didn't know or remember where his friends lived apparently got really

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mad at the taxi driver when they kept asking where do you want to go so the taxi driver

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shoved him out of the vehicle and drove off he got mad and apparently punched out another

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taxi driver's window mistakenly thinking it was the same taxi and then yelling some racial

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slurge and punching the cabbie in the face so then assault finds jail time all that stuff

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lesson learned people are dumb when they're drunk I can't people are dumb and make what

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they say alcohol and peer-to-judge me that's the first thing to go exactly oh this person

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said it was their mom so the officer gave her a ticket but she decided she didn't want

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to take the ticket and she ripped the ticket up and threw it in the officer's face the

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officer then decided to arrest her and she drew a knife and it went downhill from there

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um yeah yeah I would say so oh yeah I would say so I want to know more context on that

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story but it's reddit and that's all that there was there um you want to do a couple

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more yeah we could do a couple more yeah let's see so um so this guy's buddy went to the

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courthouse to pay a speeding ticket and at the metal detector he was forced to empty

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his pockets into the container this included a small bag of weed in a bag of cocaine he

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spent the next five hours uh being the butt into the joke as officers really took turns

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taking him to the interrogation room and ask him did you really come in here with coke

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and weed on you and when he said yes they would laugh at him and then other ones would

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come in and just just to laugh at him at least he was honest yeah I guess it doesn't say

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how long he was arrested for but apparently they all thought that was pretty funny all

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righty so one time uh there was a guy and he was in traffic with his friend and his

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friend needed to go to the bathroom really bad we can all see where that's going so the

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friend dared him to run about a hundred yards in front of us pull his pants down and pee

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but instead he said to do it bare ass facing traffic like it was one of those like stupid

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friend you know things so he actually did it and went out into traffic did it right

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in front of a cop and he got arrested for addition exposure and the guy said edit the

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cops are cool um at the station and ended up letting them go with a warning hey well

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that's good at least it didn't turn out worse could have you know could have ended up bad

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like on his record and stuff you know oh for sure for sure but yeah he got arrested for

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some pretty crazy stuff huh um sounds like a lot of it was either people being really

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stupid or drunk or something too hey man party like rock star you ready to go to the next

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now it's time for the donut hole all right so it's the donut hole which is our variety

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segment and this week we don't have a quiz don't worry chris i'm not putting your brain

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to the test at least not this week so you know we're going to talk about we are going

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to talk about commercial aviation's greatest mysteries and the where i'm including you

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chris is i'm going to tell you the story or these stories and you're going to tell me

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what you think happened all of these flights have disappeared or something has happened

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to them i want your craziest conspiracy theory on what you think happened with the pieces

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i give you all right so the very first one is uh the db cooper case so it refers to a

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hijacking that took places in the 70s where a guy using the alias dan cooper hijacked

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a plane going from portland organ to seattle so he flew around for a little bit he called

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up and as they do in the classic ransom um hijacking you know stuff i you know i have

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everybody on the plane i want to parachute and all this stuff perish apparently there

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was a parachute on board he found it they told him about it he parachutes out of the

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plane at a certain point and his remains or nothing was ever found the fbi did a really

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extensive search and everything do you think that he actually made it and got away because

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he was using aliases and all sorts of stuff previously uh yeah i've actually i think i've

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actually seen the documentary on this one uh because they made a documentary about it

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uh i think he did get away there have been a lot of people who are like yeah uh he never

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existed this is just a made up story like there's no evidence that this even happened

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all this stuff and so that's where i'm kind of like yeah because i've heard conflicting

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stories about it where like people say oh yeah this happened and then this happened so i don't

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know if it even like really happened you know yeah there's there's no tellings it's a lot

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that shrouded in mystery i mean anything that um you know anything like that is going to

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be having a really convoluted story because you got a lot of people that are spinning

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the story all right so the next one there was a charter flight that was operated by the

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flying tiger line and it's a um basically it was instead of using military aircraft

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to take people back and forth to go home you know from the war they would use actual civilian

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airliners and they would you know contract them out um so 93 these guys get on this plane

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and this was in the early days of vietnam so they were going out from california out

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to saigon and they were in this was between a refueling stop in guam over to saigon they

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were flying and they reported uh right before they got to the philippines that everything

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was good and they were supposed to make another stop in the philippines and no distress signal

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was received and they couldn't find anything also ideal flying conditions like just disappeared

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you know millie airheart also disappeared over the pacific what do you what do you think

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happened uh i think she just won't never mind i shouldn't probably say that uh because

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that's not culturally appropriate um i think a millie airheart ran off with her secret lover

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to some island up there that's what i think but this other one i don't know what happened

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uh when it says quote unquote people disappeared i think uh they probably either just died

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or crashed or there's something more to it one quote unquote made them disappear yeah

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something somebody quote unquote made them disappear all right so here's the next one

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this was actually during the korean war there was another airliner it was a canadian pacific

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airliner and it took off from canada and it was going over to japan to assist in the korean

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airlift for the history buffs out there so they were making a refuel stop in anchorage

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alaska and they encountered rain and low visibility and icing um but 90 miles before its arrival

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they had been talking with um anchorage and things like that and seemingly just disappeared

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here's the other weird thing about it um they never were heard from again american and canadian

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rescue teams searched for eight months in a radius of 3000 square miles and no traces

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of people or wreckage were found at all i don't know i don't have any theories on what

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happened that's just kind of one of those it's just one of those weird ones how much do you

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believe in the brimuda triangle like what do you think about do you think there's actually

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something to that like something actually happens no i don't i don't believe the brimuda

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i don't i don't believe in it i don't think that there's like some weird space vortex

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where people just disappear i think people just disappear so in this particular flight

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it was the british south american airways and uh this is back when they named their plays

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the star ariel and so apparently the pilot reported fine weather conditions this was

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back in the 40s um and was in route to brimuda and uh or they were in route from bermuda

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to jamaica and about an hour after they left they disappeared and they were unable to find

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any sort of evidence of anything that happened with them either um this was one of the biggest

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flights because you know ships it's one thing right brimuda triangle people disappear ships

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wise that had been happening for a while but then when planes started disappearing i feel

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like that's when it really started amping up you know man there's something with the brimuda

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triangle but yeah they could they could never find the wreckage it's pretty incredible to

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me you would think that at least something would be washed ashore or something right

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if they crashed yeah you would think so but i don't know but who knows you would think

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so who's to say all right the very here's the very last one see if you have any theories

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on this one so in 2003 there was a 727 now let me give you some perspective a 727 can

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carry like 120 people okay so i mean it's a decent size airliner okay um so two guys

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just jumped on the plane and stole it from uh angola airport and there was a worldwide

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search uh from all on from a lot of law enforcement agencies and including the united states and

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there's been no trace of that aircraft that's been found so the story goes like this at

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sunset apparently two men boarded the plane they began taxing and just never communicated

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with the control tower and they were maneuvered erratically and got onto the runway without

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clearance um and they took off headed towards the atlantic ocean before disappearing like

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into the abyss pretty much um the only other ends like insights that they have before the

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incident the aircraft was filled with about 14 000 gallons of fuel which gave it about

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1500 miles of a range to go but yeah ever since then and this happened in the 70s there's

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been no debris it's ever been seen nothing no trace of it ever again probably living

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on a private island an undiscovered island or maybe they're probably dead now but maybe

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they just flew to some undiscovered island that we have no idea exists i'm michael and

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this has been aviation's most wanted i had a plane that went missing too i had a plane

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that went missing too didn't really hurt me that's why that's why i started you know america's

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most wanted plane stories you gotta love ol um did that actually happen to you or are

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you just pulling my leg right now what's the guy's name wash john walsh with uh america's

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most wanted oh yeah john walsh like i lost my son i lost my plane um alright alright

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man well i tell you what i know that john wash fires you up there's gotta be some other stuff

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that fires you up too because it's our next segment what fries my dough frist what fries

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your doughnuts man oh this fries my doughnuts entitled people who act like you're there

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to serve them and that the the world is just their little playground and they don't have

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to do nothing and i'm not just i'm not talking about people you meet in the everyday public

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i'm talking about people that work on your team that's who i'm talking about uh like

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they think oh yeah uh i should be oh this this and this because i don't know why i don't

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know why they have these hangups i don't know why they think these things are you know what

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i'm just gonna leave a mess everywhere i go i'm gonna leave a mess in my office i don't

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care who cleans it up that's what the cleaning people are there for i'm just gonna not clean

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it up like that really gets on my nerves because i'm like how arrogant do you think that you

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are that you you know other people are there to serve you like that's how i feel about

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it and i'm like oh yeah you can do all these cool things but if you can't like clean up

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after yourself or you can't treat other people with human decency i ain't got no room for

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you man you take you all that and a bag of chips ain't even the grease on the side of

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the bag now it's uh what's interesting is i don't know if you've heard this but i've

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heard that a lot of people who are like that it comes from a deep rooted insecurity of some

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sort to where they have to feel like they're the most important thing in their lives all

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the time they have to prove that to themselves oh yeah exactly but my thing is like these

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people that i know are that i'm talking about like they they're quiet about it you know what

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i mean they won't come out and straight straight say it but you you look at their actions and

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they're like yeah you must obviously think that you're better than people or that you

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know like i i don't like that i don't like when you treat other people like they're there

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to serve you you know what i mean and that's i don't like that or lower just be a decent

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human being clean up after yourself treat people with respect and kindness and dignity

406
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you know what i mean well you would think that would be basics but you know but whatever

407
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a lot of people don't be following that stuff man a lot of people don't be they don't be

408
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following it and these are the people that they're the ones that they get promoted they

409
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get the accolades they get the limelight you're like dude like do you not see all these people

410
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are act like i don't know i don't know what formulae it is i guess you have to just be

411
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a jerk one to get ahead in life i guess that's how the world works like you have to be the

412
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laziest jerk in the world you have to do the least work you have to be the rudest you

413
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have to not pull your own weight and treat people like crap in order to get ahead in

414
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this world and i know that that's not true but that's kind of how it's oh yeah no for

415
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:53,400
sure it just yeah no i totally get you it's a lot of times it's who's making those decisions

416
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:58,680
are feeling the same way to are doing the same things too is why it's allowed to fly

417
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but that's a whole another subject we can get into there yeah that's all i really had

418
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to say i was trying to say without calling people's names out because i know people are

419
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going to go back to listen to so that's all i really gotta say clean up your messes treat

420
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people right treat all right sounds good you know what else fries my donuts what fries

421
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,800
your donuts fries my donuts is the fact that the maintenance at my apartment still has

422
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,120
it fixed my okay i'm just joking we're gonna get to the rest of this here yeah you went

423
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,240
in on that yeah i know i'm with you dude we talked about that a little bit apartment

424
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,760
maintenance yeah man they still haven't fixed my stuff by the way so that's because i was

425
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,800
thinking about it earlier i was like it's been two freaking weeks since what you what

426
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,880
you need to do is you need to hire somebody to fix it and then send the bill shoot i wish

427
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,960
i could just do it myself yeah there's some stuff that i've had to just do myself exactly

428
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:56,280
all right man well we can move on to our next segment which is the improv segment chris we've

429
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:02,840
got free improv this week what uh what we what we doing here let's pick an accident out

430
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of the hat oh we haven't done the brooklyn new york accident in a while yeah it made

431
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,920
me almost say something but it's a family friendly show what no ziti is that what you

432
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:20,080
were gonna say no i was gonna say f and right we haven't done it in a while but we can't

433
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do that uh let's pick a scenario let's think about at the beach on vacation since it's

434
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summer at the beach on vacation okay all right i can start oh i see they let anybody on the

435
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,160
freaking beach nowadays huh oh hey i don't know what you're talking about here i'm just

436
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,840
trying to get my suntan going over it's suntan it seems i don't care what season it is you're

437
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,800
blocking my life well listen here i wouldn't be the one talking because you're snuff a

438
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:57,240
lot forgets of a wife is over here doing a solar eclipse i bet you you're a mezz fan

439
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:02,200
aren't you you're puke i am a mezz fan what's wrong with being a mezz fan there's not a

440
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,760
better mezz team than when art champski was on there what what you gotta get champski

441
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:13,520
a nothing just the fact that the yankees 27 or whatever it is now we got how many championships

442
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:18,720
what do you got all you got is you know you're not even in the city oh the yankees this guy

443
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:24,680
with the yankees oh you and everybody else and their mother is talking about the yankees

444
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,560
what yes we know the yankees have won a whole bunch of championships but when was the last

445
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:34,880
time they won a championship 1932 oh yeah i forgot you were there in person because you're

446
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:40,160
like a hundred freaking years old what have you had a championship all you've had is crap

447
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:44,520
all you've had his first round draft picture prick that's it that's all the meds have had

448
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,280
listen here i don't know why we're over here discussing baseball when we should be over

449
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:55,000
here enjoying our families at the beach we have the day off there's no guys that we gotta

450
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,160
whack none of that we should be enjoying our day here at the beach just because we Italian

451
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,880
americans what makes you think that i'm in the mob whacking people i haven't killed the

452
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,560
person in my life where word on the street is that you're part of the gambino family

453
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and yet you've been often guys since last week waste management i'm a part of waste

454
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management but roll in sanitation will you tell me this one guido if you're part of

455
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,600
waste management then why is your wife still hanging around yeah you obviously ain't managing

456
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,160
that you want to talk about people's wives let's talk about yours that looks like two

457
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,520
eggs hanging on a nail you know what i'm saying well let's talk about your son christopher

458
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,680
he's a little light in the loafers if you know what i'm oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

459
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we're not talking about kids you know what let's talk about your goomba everybody knows

460
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,480
you got the little thing on the south side of town whoa whoa whoa you leave my goomba

461
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,920
out of this leave leave me your goomba out of this the fact that you're deflecting because

462
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,320
you don't want to admit that your son's got a little extra sugar in his cannoli if you

463
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know what i mean that's it before i you before i take you and throw you all the way to piscata

464
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,800
away i'm telling you i'm gonna walk away i'm gonna walk away i don't need to do this again

465
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,120
i already did a stint rikers it was good to see y'all see at the family reunion yeah

466
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it was always good to see you don't eat always be like that let's just be talking the most

467
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,360
mess about each other you think they hate each other but it's like well see you at the family

468
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:30,120
reunion hey this guy busting balls all the time man man this guy i wish i could talk

469
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,720
like i wish i could like legitimately go up there and talk like that and say what i really

470
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:39,000
want to say and just see who would interact with me or if it would actually be passive

471
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,600
i don't know yeah i'm pretty sure most people probably pick up and be like where the f are

472
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:50,120
you from i'd probably be like where in very new york are you from here's the thing do

473
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you remember and this is again a side story during coven when we would do uber eats and

474
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we would just order in different accents yeah and people would believe it like at the drive

475
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,520
through we would just keep the accent go i still i still do that sometimes i still pull

476
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,320
up to the drive through and just do something random see if you can hold it gotta stay in

477
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,160
character well anyways man heck yeah well you know what it's been such a good time but

478
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,400
we are on to our final segment which is the eclair or our positive advice for this week

479
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and i think you went last time we did this so i'm gonna go ahead and do this so of course

480
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life's has its up and downs and there's a lot to be fearful of but i just want to encourage

481
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,400
you we always talk about keeping a balance right and it's really easy to become so fearful

482
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with things of uh you know i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do thing and you know easiest examples

483
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and i'm not talking about myself or anybody in particular you get to the point where you

484
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:52,440
are like you know what like say there's a shooting down the road right these things happen especially

485
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in some of these bigger areas that we live in yeah you can make the decision of oh i'm

486
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gonna sit in my house and you know it's safer here and things like that but at the same time

487
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:09,840
is it really and are you really living a fulfilling life that way it goes that way in a proverbial

488
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,640
sense as well go over into anything that you have in life jobs you know relationships

489
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,400
anything like that yeah you can hunker down and say you know what i'm gonna protect myself

490
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and you know i'm not gonna have any problems but at the same time if you don't open yourself

491
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,480
up you're not gonna open yourself up to the opportunities and the blessings that are there

492
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:34,880
because you won't be there to catch them when they're coming at you you know you'll be too

493
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:41,400
busy in protection mode and so i just encourage don't live in fear i mean there's always you

494
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,640
want to be wary of certain things and you want to make sure that you're you know in tune with

495
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:50,880
a few things but at the same time you also don't want to impede your life with being

496
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:56,520
scared and running from things yeah fear is not fear it can be a healthy thing right like

497
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:02,000
you're afraid of a snake and that causes you to not get bit but like if you live your life

498
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,280
in fear it's not a way to live but for sure mine is uh you don't always have to hit a

499
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:12,760
home run sometimes it's okay if you hit a double or if you just get a base hit and uh

500
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:18,200
for me that's that's kind of been what i've been learning recently because i got the mentality

501
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,240
that i want to like always hit a home run like i everything i do i want to do it to

502
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a hundred percent and that's a good mentality to have but sometimes like you got to be okay

503
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:32,040
with like hey like we're not going to knock it out of the park this week just because

504
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,520
this week has been crazy but we are going to at least get a base hit and it's okay if

505
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:42,720
everything is not a hundred percent or like a grand slam that you pull off sometimes you

506
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:49,360
got to it's okay if you just get the task done and so i've been reminded of that this

507
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:55,160
weekend so it's been a good uh good lesson for me to learn yeah most of the times if

508
00:43:55,160 --> 00:44:00,320
your concerns are falling in that place most of the time you're a hundred percent is still

509
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:06,360
most than or you know even your eighty ninety percent is more than some people just because

510
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:13,200
of the mentality you have so well man it's been a darn good episode of the donut box

511
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:19,760
podcast but we have come to the end and you know what trash can network it's old trash

512
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:26,040
can network on youtube and instagram go find us on facebook as well and you know we got

513
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,040
plenty of good stuff you're into that aviation stuff which you know of course i'll be pushing

514
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:35,040
it on the trash can network as well but if you're into it exclusively we're also on instagram

515
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,720
with the aviator society so you can go over there and check that out as well wait let me

516
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:48,160
ask a question is it is it is it a shorter distance to fly or drive across texas mica

517
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,440
man i'll tell you this much it's you know what planes go five hundred miles an hour

518
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:59,320
so that should answer that question right there oh so you're telling me that but google

519
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:06,440
said that it's faster to fly than to drive that's what google said so we have to go with

520
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:15,000
it anyways if you want to see that video we even had a post drop on wednesday with links

521
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,880
over to that chris and i did the trip which one went faster flying or driving you can

522
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,960
find out there's just two one minute videos so you can go check that out but man we can

523
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,960
uh i think we're good to take this donut box out to the trash if you're good with it let's

524
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:57,600
do it all right man i'm liking it and i'm crazy and it's been another donut box pie

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this is another Sunday