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Man, so I don't know, I've been on a kick here lately.

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I've been watching a show that used to be a late night treasure and that is cheaters.

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And I've been watching a little too much cheaters.

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And you know, first of all, you know, I don't know, I'm talking to a very limited crowd

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One, did you know that Clark Gable is dead?

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Like he died?

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Oh, the guy that hosted the show?

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Dang, I didn't know that.

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He was pretty young.

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Yeah, the guy that hosted the show.

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Yeah, apparently he overdosed.

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And then two, did you know that Joey Greco now is a real estate agent in Dallas?

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So you could buy a house from this man in Dallas, Texas.

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I hate to say it, but I thought if anybody was going to overdose, it would have been Joey

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Greco.

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You thought it was going to be Joey Greco?

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That dude, what's funny is mess is watching it now because the first time I really watched

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cheaters, I was a teenager.

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And so things were a little different now that watching it through what I think is funny

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is how Joey tries to assert himself, just like, don't you see what you did hurt this

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person?

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And it's like, nobody's talking to you right now.

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I don't know, bro.

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He always be inserting himself.

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I think what I like more about Joey Greco is he actually tried to stir up drama versus

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Clark Gable.

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He would, he would just kind of just be there and just he'd be calm and cool.

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I didn't know that guy had a drug problem.

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He just seems so put together.

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I mean, I, I, I would have guessed that he probably would have done more adult entertainment

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films rather than drugs.

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Like he gave me that kind of vibe.

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But Joey Greco, I definitely thought he was on some drugs.

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Well, well, you know that Clark Gable, he was Clark Gable the third and that was, uh,

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Clark Gable, like the actor back, you know, the early, early actor.

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Oh, really?

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That was his great son.

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Oh, well, I just thought he was just making up that name because he, uh,

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Yeah, I thought so too, but apparently not.

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See, this is how much I've been watching cheaters.

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You, you look up Wikipedia on it and you find out all this information.

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I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this is the donut box podcast.

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Well, that's always interesting.

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The more you learn, I learned something new today.

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Yeah, man.

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And you know what?

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If you're ever looking for a house in the Dallas, Fort Worth Metroplex, hit up Joey

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Greco.

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Yeah, I think I might, I think I might reach out to him, but I wonder if he ever gets anybody

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that like, it's like, Hey, you're on that show and they ask him questions.

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Maybe, maybe not.

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I think that's a limited person.

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You know what's interesting?

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We're going to go down a small rabbit hole here because I actually did read his bio and

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the funny thing was, uh, this real estate agent, see, he works for is actually pretty

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prestigious kind of hoity, toyy.

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And so I was kind of curious of, uh, how they were going to play off the fact that he was

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the host of cheaters because it's probably not exactly the greatest look for these guys.

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And, um, here's, here's the exact verbiage right here.

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It's, um, from his ESPN success.

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So apparently he started off at ESPN Greco transition to the reality television market,

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spanning a decade as the host and co-producer of a long running internationally claimed

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television show among other product or other projects.

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So yeah, they just, they just didn't even want to mention it.

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They're just like, yep, he was on TV.

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That's all they said.

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I think the funniest part of the bio though, if I have to say it's Joey success could be

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summarized with one word and that's quote, listen, there you go.

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Ladies and gentlemen, there you go.

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Donut box listeners.

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We're so glad that you've joined us for this fun ride.

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I have a feeling it's going to be an interesting one today, but we are back to our regularly

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regularly scheduled programming.

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It's officially June, man.

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It's officially summer.

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Yeah, man.

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And I don't know about you, but I am pretty darn tired.

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It's been crazy couple of weeks.

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And so like you said, it might be a wild ride on this donut box podcast.

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There's no telling what's going to happen.

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Well, we're going to start off with the old fashioned donut, which is a story from our

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Incidentally, right around this time we're releasing this episode.

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It will be have, it will have been 11 years that we moved to Texas and shortly after we

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moved to Texas, we took a little trip around Texas and one of the places we visited was

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I had never been anywhere except through Dallas and then the Lubbock and then we kind of visited

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around West Texas, but we visited San Antonio for the first time and that was an interesting

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And if you've heard of previous episodes where we talked about the first vacation that

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we took through Texas, we did San Antonio, we did a couple other cities, but San Antonio

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in particular was a little bit of an interesting experience.

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So first and foremost, we took a car with my grandfather and my parental units and we

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went down to San Antonio and it was a black car in the middle of summertime and the AC

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was out, but they didn't want to admit that the AC was out, but the AC was out.

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Would you agree with that statement?

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Yes, it was.

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I remember thinking now like six hour trip.

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That's a really long trip, but back then I don't know.

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I don't know if we just watched movies.

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I don't know what we did kids back in the day before iPads.

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You kind of had to entertain yourself on a road trip.

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Now there were like portable DVD players and those were a thing, but kind of had to entertain

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yourself.

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Yeah, but when there's two people, unless you had a splitter and that's a lot of cables,

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you know, it can't be sharing the electronics like that.

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So you got to figure something out.

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What does that cloud look like?

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The license plate game.

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And then of course there's punch buggy where you punch each other every time you see a

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BW, but hey, that's a whole different subject.

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So we go down to San Antonio and we stayed at this hotel.

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You know, this was so however you Chris, you were 18, right?

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Yep, I was 18 going on 19.

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And I was 17 about to turn 18.

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And think about this.

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We just got on vacation.

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It was a pretty big move.

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It was a move across states and everything.

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So we're looking to have a good time, but there's only one car and we didn't have access.

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They wouldn't let us drive this car around.

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Plus it had no AC so that really stunk.

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So we had to find our own fun and not to mention we were sharing a room with grandfather there.

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So we couldn't really do anything.

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We couldn't even watch Family Guy.

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Could we, Christopher?

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No, yeah, it was kind of weird that like I wish that grandpa would have got his own room,

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but you had of course parental units or cheapskates trying to save money, all that good stuff.

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I just remember we came into the room and he was watching this guy walk across the Grand

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Canyon on a tightrope with no harness.

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I remember Joe Losten was there.

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They were all gathered around the TV and they're like, yep, yep.

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They're like, this guy's got, he's doing this for the lower.

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That's what he's doing.

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being like, I thought this was a family show.

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This is inappropriate.

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It's like, no, it's just titled Family Guy.

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He got so mad and this was, I think this came on and it was like 930 at night, something

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like that.

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I don't know.

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And so it was, it was kind of a bummer.

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So I do remember that Hampton Inn, they be making cookies.

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So we would go downstairs and be getting some cookies from the front desk.

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And well, Chris, what do you want to say about what happened at the front desk?

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No, no, no, I'll let you tell it because I don't know about, I don't remember what happened.

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I don't remember how it even got to that point.

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So, so, you know, we're going to share a little bit here.

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So Chris and I had a rule back in the day, because you know, we're friends, you got to

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be wingman when you, when you're trying to get with the ladies.

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And so I remember I famously broke the rule because the rule was you help me, I help you.

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And a lot of times we'd be just hitting on random women and it's like, okay, yes, you're

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pretty fine.

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So you know what?

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It's my turn, right?

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So you're going to help me hit on this lady, right?

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And so I remember there was this particular lady at the front desk of the Hampton in there.

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And well, she flirted with you first.

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So I was like, okay, well, got to got a cussid to that.

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So I'm going to help you out.

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So we kept going down there for, you know, as a famous comedian would say some milky

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cookies.

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No, just mainly some cookies.

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Yeah, I don't even remember how it like progressed or even what she said or I don't know.

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I was at the time I was like, oh yeah, just Texas people are friendly.

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I just thought she was being friendly.

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But anyways, continue the story.

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I'm sorry.

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For sure.

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And so anyway, so that first night we, you know, we pack it in whatnot and help my boy

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Second day we turn around and this was in the middle of summertime and we went downtown

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San Antonio and I remember we went did the Alamo and then we also did.

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Ripley's believe it or not.

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And then we also did tower the Americas, which what did you think of all of those?

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The Alamos, you know, if you haven't seen the Alamo, it's great to go to her.

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Yeah, I love the Alamo.

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We, I went back recently, probably about two years ago and I was like, man, like just a

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history of it.

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Some people don't really care, but like it's a big piece of Texas history.

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So I, I, I think it's awesome.

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It's amazing.

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I think it's a great tour walk toward the boat tour, which is also with that.

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And then of course Ripley's believe it or not, like if you've never done it before or

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been to the wax museum, it's pretty cool to go to Tower of the Americas.

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I was just like, we had to pay to go walk up this tower.

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And I have a particular fear of glass elevators and there's a lot, a big lift up to, up to

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the top of this thing.

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a restaurant there.

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It's not that great to eat at either.

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I kind of made me sick afterwards too.

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Anyways, I digress.

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So I remember doing all of that.

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The other thing I remember, it was really, really hot.

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Like it was really hot.

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And a particular person in our party decided to be, I have a lot of delightful words that

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I'd like to describe her as in this moment.

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There you go.

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That's a great word.

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And she decided to be that way.

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And so it was really cramping our style.

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So we get back to the hotel and we start finding anything that is away from the hotel that

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is just in the vicinity.

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Well, what was next door was the Chuck E. Cheese.

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And you know, as Chris used to be a employee of Charles Entertainment Cheese, we decided,

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you know, why not?

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We kind of know the ins and outs.

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And I don't even know why didn't you still have like some tokens or something?

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I feel like you still had some tokens from then like when you moved.

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I still had a ton of tokens from when you had a cup full or something.

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And so we were just like, you know what?

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We might as well.

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And so we went over there and basically had a fun arcade time.

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And that's what we ended up doing the whole time.

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But to get back to the lady story.

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So Chris started macking on this other gal that was up in the Chuck E. Cheese.

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So he had his little hotel thing going on.

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And then he had the Chuck E. Cheese thing going on.

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And all I remember is just being like, you know what?

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It's just like, you know, because Chuck E. Cheese is supposed to be my term.

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But hey, it was one of those things to where it's like we had to.

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Yeah, I broke.

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I broke the rule.

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I broke.

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But he was nice about it.

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He asked.

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He was like, Hey man, can I break the rules?

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And he's like, Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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But she was into you too.

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So it was like, yeah, I know this sounds really bad.

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We had like a rule that we're like, I promise we were just 17, 18 year old kids that would

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just flirt with anybody that would give us the time of day.

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So but yeah, so, so yeah, I did ask Mike.

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I remember asking him, Hey man, I know that last time it was, it was my turn.

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But do you think it's okay if like we skip this time and you know, then the next time

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you'll get a double turn.

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It's just like, yeah, for sure, man.

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That sounds great.

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So, so yeah, it was, it was this whole thing.

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And so we ended up doing all of that.

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But what we end up happening was I just remember the majority of the time in San Antonio after

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that, we really didn't go out.

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I just remember we went to Chuck E. Cheese mainly.

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What else did we do?

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I think we went to what is now Boop Barn.

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It was Shepherds at the time.

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We did go out there.

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Also you have to mention too, when we went to downtown in San Antonio, it was crazy because

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the San Antonio Spurs had just won the finals.

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Oh yeah, because the Spurs had won the champion.

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Yeah, they had just won the championship.

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And if you've never been in a downtown area, now it wasn't like LA where they flip in cars

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and stuff's on fire.

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But you know, it still was very, it was still a really crazy time.

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I remember traffic being just out the wazoo.

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But and I remember there being a ton of people, ton of drunk people too.

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Yeah.

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So we got to pick back up off this story.

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So I don't know what happened.

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I don't know how it happened.

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I think I may or may not have gotten her number.

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I'm not sure.

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I don't remember.

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But I just remember her being like, hey, like I have to work the overnight shift, right?

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Like I'm going to be here hanging out.

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Like if you want to come hang out later.

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And I would just like, oh, okay.

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And she was like, yeah, like there's a movie that we're going to put on here, but I'll just

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be here hanging out if you want to come hang out.

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And I was like, oh, okay.

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So then I just remember talking with Micah because the thing about his parental units

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and his his and grandpa and grandpa grandpa.

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Do you, you just didn't want to tell him what you were doing because they'd ask you a million

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questions and they wouldn't let you get out of the hotel room.

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Even though you were like 18.

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I was like, I'm not leaving the hotel.

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I'm just going out of my room.

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And even if they did, they'd be doing some weird stuff like they'll be making rounds.

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Like you'd be sitting there with her and all of a sudden you'd be seeing them.

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It's like, why are you walking around?

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Anyways, go ahead.

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So then I just remember like going downstairs and I remember like we watched the movie and

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we talked, but but she ended up telling me she had a boyfriend.

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And so I was like, well, why the heck are you sit sitting down here with me watching

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a movie?

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So that's when I kind of like backed off.

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I like backed off and I was like, yeah, I ain't gonna like, I ain't gonna pursue this

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no more.

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Yeah, for sure.

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And that was that was always real interesting.

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How long was I gone?

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Do you know how long I was gone for?

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I don't remember how long I was gone.

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I think it was only like an hour.

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It wasn't that long.

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It wasn't that long.

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I also remember too, like we had to wait till homie fell asleep, grandpa fell asleep.

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I feel like we planned that out because you were like, yeah, I'll come for you.

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Like we got to wait till he falls asleep.

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So I didn't end up going down there till like 10 o'clock.

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Yeah, you know what we ended up doing?

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I shut the bathroom with the light on and if he was going to wake up, the whole plan

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was, yeah, he's in the bathroom.

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He's not feeling too well.

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And just to buy you some time.

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So thanks.

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Yeah, it was a good friend.

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It was a good friend.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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It is what it is.

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That's all about being a good wingman, right?

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But yeah, that that vacation was interesting.

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It was, yeah, I don't know.

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I guess that's the that sums up a lot of what happens with our friendship.

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You got to make your own fun.

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Like we kind of made our own fun on that trip, I guess.

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Yeah, because it was especially like they, they would be like, we're going to go back

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to the hotel and we're going to just hang out at like four o'clock and like being a

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17, 18 year old kid, well, you don't want to go hang out at the hotel.

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Like you're in a new city.

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Like you want to just go explore everything, but we didn't have a car.

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So it's like, all right.

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And that, and again, like Micah said, that's one of the things about our friendship is

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like, okay, what can we do to make our own fun that we're not going to spend a whole

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bunch of money doing?

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Like, that's always the challenge.

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And so, and when you do that, you find creative ways to have fun.

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And then you find like, sometimes hole in the wall places like we did with a couple

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of arcades and you're like, Oh, like this is actually a cool place.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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And, you know, and like Chris said, and cheap, I think that was the best part about Chuckie

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Cheese going into that was, I think it was once you did finally run out of tokens when

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that was, it was, I remember it being like $10 and it by two hours worth of games.

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So it was, it was a good deal.

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Back then before inflation, ladies and gentlemen, you could spend $10 and get like 200 tokens.

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Yeah.

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And one last funny story, I just remember this was the first time I'd ever seen this.

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One of my parental units, the one that wasn't being crabby, he actually found us at the

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Chuckie Cheese is like, Oh yeah, I went to come find you guys.

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It's like, yeah, you're, it's like your mom's B to B. And I was just like, dang, okay.

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And he, he like, I just remember he wanted to come hang out at the Chuckie Cheese and

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I was like, man, this is just sad.

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Even the adult can't take the freaking car and go somewhere fun.

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We got to hang out the Chuckie Cheese.

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Crazy times.

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So we're moving to the next segment, which is the jelly donut.

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What do you say private pile?

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Sorry, jelly donut, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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And that's the jail report.

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So I actually have a jail report for us today.

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Holy cow.

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What has this been?

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It's been quite a few episodes since we've actually had a jail report.

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Yeah.

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So, so yeah, I have a couple of stories.

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They're actually real arrest stories.

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And so here we go.

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The first one, um, this man got arrested on his wedding day.

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Oh man.

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Yeah.

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So the groom got arrested.

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A Nevada man was arrested after he forcibly removed his mother from his church wedding

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and carried her to her car where, when she objected to his impending nuptial.

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So she stood up, you know, that part where they say, if anybody objects, please speak

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up or forever hold your peace.

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He stood up and injected to it and he, uh, he told her to sit down and she didn't.

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And then he forcibly removed her to the car.

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So he got arrested for that assault or what here also to, it says a scuffle between the

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mother and son and soon when the mother tried to doubt 911 from her cell phone, according

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to a volunteer at the church, the mother said, as soon as I walked into the church, my son

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grabbed me by the neck of my shirt and drug me out of the church.

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The groom contends he simply carried her to a car because of leg problems, according

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to the report.

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The groom was arrested in charge with disorderly conduct and coercion.

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He was taken to the jail and later released, uh, wedding vows were not exchanged.

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The newspaper reported.

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So could you imagine having that on your wedding day?

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Yeah.

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Um, do you think they'll ever go through with the wedding or do you think that means they

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called it?

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No, well, that was a long time ago.

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So I don't know what happened.

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I don't know what the, uh, yeah, I don't know what the, uh, issue was.

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Yeah.

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Who knows?

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That's pretty nuts though.

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That would be a pretty crazy wedding day.

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Get, uh, get put in jail.

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Now let me ask you, what would you do in that situation?

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Get bailed out.

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Well, your situation is a little bit different.

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So yeah.

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Yeah, no, no for sure.

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But in that situation, man, I'd be doing a lot of thinking, I think, because, um, sounds

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like the other family's a little, little crazy there.

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All right.

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This next one, this, uh, this man got arrested for using an air mattress to cross the river.

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Oh, okay.

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So, uh, but I'll tell you why.

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So this guy, Mr. Bennett bought an air mattress at Walmart and then allegedly paddled across

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the St. Croix River to Canada.

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So Canadian official said they found him walking down a road in New Brunswick with his clothes

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stopping wet.

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Police said that, uh, Mr. Bennett had tried to cross legally to the country, but had been

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turned away at the border.

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Apparently his pregnant fiance was in danger.

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He told officials Bennett had pending criminal mischief charges in the States, which prevented

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him from crossing the border.

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Uh, Bennett was taken into custody and charged for the illegal crossing during the sentencing.

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Police said the judge noted that Bennett intended to come to Canada, come hell or high water.

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So yeah.

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So I guess the story is, is that, uh, his, his fiance was in trouble and he tried to cross,

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um, but got turned away and then he was like, well, I'm going to get into Canada one way

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or another.

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Well, I mean, I get that, but at the same time, yeah, that's, that's a heck of a thing

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to get detained for.

427
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I mean, you have a couple of family members that are banned from Canada.

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So yeah.

429
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And it makes you wonder why?

430
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Cause the story didn't add up, but the story you told makes a lot more sense of what could

431
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have happened anyways.

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But my thing is like, it's Canada.

433
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They're pretty nice up there.

434
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Like what do you have to do to be banned from Canada?

435
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I don't know.

436
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I, I've heard it was because, uh, had too many weapons in the vehicle and, and it freaked

437
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them out because they're from Texas.

438
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They had too many weapons in the vehicle.

439
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Yeah.

440
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I don't know.

441
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I don't know, man.

442
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All right.

443
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Hey, I don't know.

444
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Next one.

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Amanda Montana named Levi was wanted on forgery charges.

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So the great fall slash Cascade County Crime Stoppers put his photo up among a gallery

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of most wanted on April 3rd.

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A short time later, police noticed a man named with the same name had liked the photo on

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social media.

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So then they tracked him down and it was the same guy and they arrested him on April 24th.

451
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That's like, bro, you can't be like in your own picture on crime stoppers.

452
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Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, dumbass.

453
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That's stupid.

454
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Like how are you going to like your own picture on crime stoppers?

455
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Well, it sounds like, um, what was that one time on the jail report that we talked about

456
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that one lady who commented on our own pictures?

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Like you used the bad picture of me or whatever.

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It's just like, why are you doing that?

459
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And the police said, Hey, we'll be happy to come down and take a new picture of you.

460
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Yeah.

461
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This next one.

462
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And I have to put the disclaimer out there.

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The the situation and the crime, sorry, the crime itself is not funny, but the situation

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itself is something to laugh at.

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Okay, so the crime is not funny, but the situation itself, um, and the headline is funny.

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So a man, a man assaulted his wife with a McChicken sandwich.

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Um, it says a picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken

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sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife.

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According to a police report, uh, Mr. Hill admitted to police that he threw the sandwich

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at his wife because quote unquote, he does not like them.

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Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County jail.

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So the police met with Hill at the couple's home and Hill told them it was actually his

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wife who assaulted him.

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Hill said that his wife woke him up around 1pm with a McChicken in hand.

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He admitted to police that he was upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up

476
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some of the bun, again, he threw the bun at her again.

477
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Oh my gosh.

478
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:24,900
The wife went to the bathroom to clean herself up, but hold on, I gotta take a minute, but

479
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:31,060
Hill followed her and began recording using his cell phone, which he later shared with

480
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,980
police in the video.

481
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,980
Police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

482
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:41,980
Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when the opportunities arrived.

483
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,580
Oh, it's too good.

484
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:45,580
It's too good.

485
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,620
It's too good of a story.

486
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:52,980
According to the woman, Hill had forcibly smashed the bun into her face.

487
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:56,980
Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the

488
00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:01,220
woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive.

489
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:06,100
The report stated Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

490
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:11,100
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but the fact that my man assaulted his wife,

491
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:19,260
pregnant wife with a McChicken, man, the assault itself is not funny, but using a McChicken.

492
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,500
Oh, just the report itself.

493
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:28,300
This man said, B, you know, I don't like McChicken's frigging through it at her, picked the bun

494
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:34,260
up, throw it back at her, then smushed it up in her face, leaving mayonnaise residue.

495
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:40,620
Can you imagine, can you imagine you're a police officer on the 911 call and you're

496
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:47,700
like, yeah, there's a report of a man assaulting someone with a McChicken and then you show

497
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,700
up and they're just mayonnaise on the lady's face.

498
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:51,700
Shoot.

499
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,380
If I'm over here as the police officer, exactly.

500
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:57,540
I'm sitting over here going in here and McChicken.

501
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,540
You want to explain this to me?

502
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:04,660
I wouldn't, I wouldn't believe my ears if he explained it to me like that.

503
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,660
I wouldn't believe it.

504
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:06,660
Yeah.

505
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,700
Well, ladies and gentlemen, assault is never okay.

506
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:12,980
Especially with the McChicken, especially McChicken.

507
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,060
That's a waste of a McChicken, bro.

508
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:17,340
It's like, man, I don't know.

509
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,460
Anyways, you know, like McChicken's.

510
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:20,460
All right.

511
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:21,460
That was the last one.

512
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,460
I've got one.

513
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,460
I think I saved the best one for last.

514
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,460
Yeah, you did, man.

515
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,820
I think I got one actually real quick if you're okay with it.

516
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:28,820
We'll go on.

517
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:32,940
So, um, recently I moved, had some movers, whatnot.

518
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:37,820
And one thing I like to do with movers, including Chris, that was got wild stories, right?

519
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:41,020
So I was like, man, I bet you got some wild stories.

520
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:47,380
And this guy said, yeah, yesterday, in fact, so the day before this, he was moving, um,

521
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:51,220
this elderly couple, they had to be in their 80s.

522
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:57,220
And so they were moving and he said, um, he goes out to the truck and this guy, he was

523
00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:03,780
really ripped, but had tattoos and stuff, walks up to him and says, Hey, is, um, so

524
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:07,500
and so in the house and like asked for the guy by name.

525
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,820
And he said, yeah, I think that's his name.

526
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:14,540
And he pulls out this picture out of his pocket and says, is this him?

527
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:16,020
And he's like, yeah.

528
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:23,140
And whoever it was got on the radio and called bunch of people in six cars, pull up and go

529
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:26,300
and take this elderly man in custody.

530
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:31,900
And the wife was going crazy about, and meanwhile they're moving all this guy's stuff, right?

531
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:36,220
And the wife is going nuts about, no, no, no, this happened 20 years ago.

532
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:40,620
And the cop was like, nah, this happened just in 2020.

533
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:44,940
Apparently like he exposed himself to a bunch of kids or something like that.

534
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:50,740
And the, well, and the wife was trying to be like, nah, it was 20 years ago.

535
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:54,540
And it's like, nah, it was just, but yeah, they took him off, but it sounded like it

536
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:58,780
was a little bit more than that with the whole, it sounded like it was like an undercover operation

537
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,740
with like a bunch of vehicles and stuff.

538
00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:05,300
But they were, they were saying that was the craziest thing because he was just this old

539
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:10,700
man, like he was real feeble, like he could barely, barely walk.

540
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,420
Here they are hauling him off to jail.

541
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:19,500
And he was saying, the weirdest thing is, you know, we're in there loading, you know,

542
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,140
loading up their new house.

543
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:23,020
Like they had just bought a house.

544
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:28,980
And so they're sitting here going, so do we keep loading the house or do we stop and come

545
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:32,380
back another time or like what's going to happen?

546
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,380
But they end up doing the job.

547
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,220
And but I figure I was like, man, that's pretty nuts.

548
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,220
It's pretty crazy.

549
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,220
Yeah.

550
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,220
That's nuts.

551
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,940
You're over there and like, oh, that's going on.

552
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:42,940
You got to stop.

553
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,940
Okay.

554
00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:44,940
All right.

555
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,940
That's done.

556
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:46,940
Now I got to keep loading up your house.

557
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:47,940
That's wild.

558
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:48,940
Yeah, exactly.

559
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:49,940
Exactly.

560
00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:50,940
But yeah, man.

561
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:53,940
So I think it's time to move into our next segment, which is the donut hole.

562
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940
Chris, what we got there?

563
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:55,940
Is it a quiz?

564
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,940
We got a quiz.

565
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,660
You know, we got a quiz.

566
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:05,140
And if you remember, I don't remember if it was this season or not, but I did an office

567
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,140
quiz with you.

568
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:07,140
The TV show.

569
00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:08,140
Oh yeah.

570
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,140
Yeah, you did.

571
00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,140
We're doing the office part two.

572
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:16,700
And I'm going to ask harder questions because last time Mike, Micah went 10 for 10.

573
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:17,700
Got them all right.

574
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:20,140
He knows we're going to see how.

575
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:22,340
Yeah, we're going to see, man.

576
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,140
We're going to see how well I know this.

577
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:28,260
I tried to make it a lot harder, but we'll see how you do.

578
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,620
You might go 10 for 10.

579
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:31,140
I believe in you.

580
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,140
All right.

581
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:33,140
All right.

582
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:39,980
First question, which actor had to wear a wig for most of season three of the office

583
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:46,260
a Steve Carell who played Michael Scott, be Oscar Nunez who played Oscar Nunez.

584
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:52,420
See John Krasinski who played Jim Halper or D Rainn Wilson who played white Shrew.

585
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,580
I actually don't know this one.

586
00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:57,260
I'm probably going to take a guess, but I'm trying to think you said it was season three.

587
00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:01,780
I'm going to take a wild stab and say Steve Carell because season one, he had thin hair

588
00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:04,940
and then like the more the seasons go on, it was thick.

589
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:10,460
It was actually John Krasinski who played Jim Halper and he had cut his hair for that

590
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,140
movie Leatherheads.

591
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:19,380
And so for Jim, yeah, for Jim, he had to, he had to wear a wig for most of it.

592
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:23,460
And then I think in season three, that's when they were like, Oh, you got the haircut.

593
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,460
What's up, dude?

594
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,460
Like you look all nice and everything.

595
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:29,620
He was going to interview for that job and work.

596
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,620
Yeah.

597
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,620
I think so.

598
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:32,620
All right.

599
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:39,660
The actor was the first to be cast a Michael Scott be Ryan C Stanley or D Phyllis.

600
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:41,660
It was Ryan actually.

601
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,660
Right?

602
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:43,660
Yes, it was.

603
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:47,460
It was Ryan because the actor that played him was a producer.

604
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,460
He's a producer.

605
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:53,980
You know, it's really weird him and John Krasinski, the guy who played Jim or like childhood friends.

606
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:56,540
They like knew each other and childhood and whatnot.

607
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:59,500
And they didn't know they were going to be auditioning for the same thing.

608
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,500
Wow.

609
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500
All right.

610
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:06,020
So how many birthday parties are there at Dunder, Mifflin?

611
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,860
This goes from season one to season nine.

612
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:10,500
How many birthday parties total are there?

613
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:15,180
A 14 B 20 C 15 or D 17?

614
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:18,100
Gosh, I'm going to have to count it up now.

615
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:24,740
Two seconds because we know the very first one was the birthday party for Meredith because

616
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:25,740
it wasn't her birthday.

617
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:30,500
It was like a month off and there was, I'm going to count these internally.

618
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,660
So it's got to take me forever to say the minimum.

619
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,860
You said 15 was a choice, right?

620
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:36,860
I'm going to go with 15.

621
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,860
I think there was 15.

622
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,860
17.

623
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,860
Okay.

624
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:41,860
Next one.

625
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:45,860
What book did Michael buy Ryan for the launch party?

626
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,620
Was it A, Oh, the places you'll go.

627
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:54,260
B, somehow I manage C, green eggs and ham or D, total money makeover.

628
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:57,180
All the places will go.

629
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,340
It's actually green eggs and ham.

630
00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:03,820
I thought it was a, well, I mean, that would be more of a Michael Scott thing because it's

631
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:04,820
like, why didn't you buy him?

632
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:06,300
Oh, the places you'll go.

633
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,740
Well, didn't he throw it out the car?

634
00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:09,740
Whatever.

635
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:12,660
He found out that he was only invited to the virtual party.

636
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:13,660
Yep.

637
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:14,660
That's true.

638
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,660
All right.

639
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:20,420
Where does Michael move for his new life with Holly?

640
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:25,660
A, Nashua, B, Boulder, C, Philadelphia or D, New York?

641
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,660
Boulder, Colorado.

642
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:32,020
Which toy did, did Dwight Shrewd buy all of so that he could make a fortune during the

643
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,020
Christmas season?

644
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,900
Which toy did he buy up?

645
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:40,660
A, Princess Unicorn, B, G.I. Joe, C Barbie's dream house for D Beyblades.

646
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,660
It was Princess Unicorn.

647
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,260
There you go.

648
00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:47,260
My horn appears to sky.

649
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:48,260
I don't know.

650
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,260
I remember that.

651
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:53,620
Who does Dwight end up trapped in an elevator with?

652
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:57,740
A, Angela, B, Kelly, C, Pam or D, Phyllis?

653
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:58,740
Pam, yeah.

654
00:32:58,740 --> 00:32:59,740
Yep.

655
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,740
That is correct.

656
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,660
That established a peak corner.

657
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:06,380
What sandwich does Dwight, sorry, let me repeat that.

658
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:10,820
What sandwich does Dwight trick Michael into eating so that he can break into the Michael

659
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,500
Scott paper company?

660
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:19,780
A, tuna salad, B, an ultimate hero, C, a meatball parm, and D, ham and cheese.

661
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,780
It was the meatball parm.

662
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:25,620
Is there a worse sandwich?

663
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:29,140
Who got dumped at the Dundee's in season seven?

664
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:33,620
A, Michael, B, Kelly, C, Erin or D, Gabe?

665
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:37,020
That's the later ones.

666
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:38,020
Season seven.

667
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:39,020
Let's see.

668
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:41,500
I don't remember to be honest with you.

669
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,500
That's a hard one.

670
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,460
I'm going to take a stab.

671
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,460
Was it Gabe?

672
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:48,100
Was it Gabe?

673
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,500
It was Gabe.

674
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,500
It was.

675
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,100
I never liked that guy.

676
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,500
No, I didn't either.

677
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,860
Listen, I didn't like Andy, but I'd rather Erin be with Andy than Gabe.

678
00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:58,860
All right.

679
00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,860
Last question.

680
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:05,380
When Dwight receives the facts from himself in the future, like from his future or so,

681
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:07,700
what does the facts tell him not to do?

682
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,340
A, trust Jim.

683
00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:10,340
Don't drink the coffee.

684
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,340
Oh, there you go.

685
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,900
I didn't have to read them.

686
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:13,900
There you go.

687
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:14,900
That's correct.

688
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,220
Don't drink the coffee.

689
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,540
More instructions to follow.

690
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:18,540
I know that.

691
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:19,780
I know that one.

692
00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:23,020
I know these things way too, way too well.

693
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,020
Now where it gets a little fuzzy is the later seasons.

694
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,780
That's where it gets fuzzy.

695
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:32,300
And let's be honest, when old Saber buys it, it's not as good.

696
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,300
That's true.

697
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,100
Well, that was our donut hole.

698
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,900
And now we are going to move into what fries my donuts.

699
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,460
What fries your donuts, buddy?

700
00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:46,220
Oh, man, we've talked about this and I'm going to keep it brief.

701
00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:51,540
And maintenance people drive me nuts or just a part of not the people themselves, but just

702
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:56,060
apartment maintenance in general drives me absolutely bonkers.

703
00:34:56,060 --> 00:35:03,220
So Christopher, I'm going to try to summarize this succinctly here because as you know,

704
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,500
it's a long story.

705
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,940
So we've had a problem in our apartment.

706
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:13,820
We just moved in and we run our first load of washer and dryer and seems like it goes

707
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:14,820
okay.

708
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:19,300
It's a little funny, but then the washer stops working like the middle part, the agitator

709
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,140
that spins around in circles stops working.

710
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:26,300
And so of course, okay, well, it can't really wash clothes to a net.

711
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,380
So we put in maintenance requests for it.

712
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:33,260
Not to mention there's now a water spot in our ceiling and there was dripping water and

713
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:37,580
all sorts of stuff that started happening after we ran the dryer the second time.

714
00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:39,740
So this is a Saturday.

715
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,260
So we call the emergency maintenance.

716
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:44,780
They came over there like, well, just don't use the dryer and we'll be back tomorrow.

717
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:49,060
To look at the rest of it and fix the washer and dryer.

718
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,620
They didn't come back because that was on Sunday.

719
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:53,260
They didn't come back on Sunday.

720
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:57,660
I called the office and they said, oh yeah, like they're not going to be back around until

721
00:35:57,660 --> 00:36:00,100
Tuesday because it's the holiday weekend.

722
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:03,900
So they're off today and they're off Monday and they'll be back on Tuesday and they'll

723
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,620
come do it on Tuesday.

724
00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,340
So I said, okay, fine.

725
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:10,620
Tuesday comes and goes, I don't hear nothing from them.

726
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,120
Don't see them or anything.

727
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:17,020
So Wednesday rolls around and I called them Wednesday morning in the office and I'm like,

728
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:20,980
okay, are they going to be coming today and the lady up front said, yep, yep, they're

729
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:23,140
going to be coming shortly to you.

730
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,620
So be expecting them.

731
00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:27,380
Bro, I sat there and waited all day.

732
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:29,100
They didn't show up.

733
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:36,340
So then what happens on Thursday, I went up to the office physically and asked for the

734
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:40,900
manager and they said, oh, the manager's out all week.

735
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,900
They're out all week.

736
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,980
They only have one maintenance person to go around and a lot of ACs are out and whatnot.

737
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:49,500
So like they're, they're trying to handle that and then shorthanded, but they'll be

738
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,420
by sometime today, but definitely tomorrow for sure.

739
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,540
So Thursday goes, of course, they didn't show up.

740
00:36:56,540 --> 00:37:04,540
So then today, Friday, nobody shows up and this is about noon.

741
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:09,100
And so I told my wife, I said, you know what, I'm about to go up to the office and I'm about

742
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,300
to, you know, raise some hail.

743
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:15,380
We go, we go raise some hail because this is, you know, getting ridiculous.

744
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:18,180
And so it took me having to go in there.

745
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:23,060
And by the way, it's funny because I go in there and I said, I want to talk to the manager.

746
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,700
Well, the manager's not here right now.

747
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:28,980
Okay, we'll get them on the phone or something because we're going to have to talk about this.

748
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,980
And it's funny.

749
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:30,980
They were there.

750
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:33,820
Wouldn't you, wouldn't you know they were there in the office.

751
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:34,820
They come out.

752
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,820
How can I help you?

753
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:39,540
So then we go back in the office and I freaking tell them about everything that's going on

754
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:44,460
and how it's ridiculous and how it's a part of our lease and all this other stuff.

755
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,740
I'll spare you all the details.

756
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:51,180
You know what, 20 minutes, the maintenance guy came by only took them 20 minutes after

757
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:53,620
that little chew out for that to happen.

758
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:57,700
Sometimes you got to chew them out so you blew in the face till something freaking happens.

759
00:37:57,700 --> 00:38:01,260
But you know what's interesting, they came in here.

760
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:02,500
Here's what aggravates me.

761
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:07,900
It's like, Oh, so nobody's been here since Saturday and the maintenance guy was shocked

762
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:08,900
and I'm sitting here going.

763
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,340
That's what I've been trying to tell people.

764
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:14,380
Nobody's been by here since freaking Saturday.

765
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:20,860
And not just that, they fixed three of the five problems, but they fixed the dryer issue

766
00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:25,020
and stuff, but they left the West patch in the ceiling and they said they'll be back on

767
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,340
Monday for that.

768
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:29,260
And then not just that, but they're trying to convince me.

769
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,700
Oh yeah, the washer is not really broken.

770
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:35,540
It's the timer on the washer, not the washer itself or the motor on the washer.

771
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,300
And I'm going, I think you're full of crap.

772
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:41,140
And you just need to get me a new washer, but hey, it is what it is.

773
00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:47,340
And so anyways, man, all that to say this apartment maintenance and having to deal with

774
00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:49,580
it is just really, really crap.

775
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:55,420
I know you've had some bad experiences with it, but man, it's just, it's a doozy.

776
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,420
Yeah.

777
00:38:56,420 --> 00:39:00,660
I feel like they, with apartments like they are just like, wow, we have so many units and

778
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:06,180
all that stuff and we, um, and we, you know, we're trying to get to it, but they're like,

779
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,540
well, there's nothing you can really do about it.

780
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:10,940
So you got to, you're at our beck and call.

781
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:11,940
You're just like, what the heck?

782
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,620
And another thing, this is a sign note.

783
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:18,260
You know how they try to tell you, you need to be making, well now I think it's three

784
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,820
times the rent, right?

785
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:22,060
To be in there, right?

786
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:25,180
You know them girls enough is don't be making three times the rent.

787
00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:29,300
You know, they don't be making three times the maintenance dudes, neither.

788
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,300
Yeah.

789
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,780
And I'm just like, bro, but I think that's the hard part is like, it's hard to find

790
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:40,340
people for like apartment, apartment maintenance unless you're like either a, like just got

791
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:45,860
released from prison or B, you're like a young kid, like 19, 20 years old, right?

792
00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:46,860
Like not too many.

793
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,860
Yeah.

794
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,460
Trying to look for some cheap living jobs.

795
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:53,060
Like, so that's kind of hard.

796
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,060
Yeah.

797
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:58,100
Really the only people, the only reason people work apartment maintenance jobs and I thought

798
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,820
about it for a while is because of the cheap rent.

799
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:04,300
You know, a lot of places either give you a place for free every month or they will

800
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:07,740
give you something at a really, really reduced rent rate.

801
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:14,700
And you know, that is pretty beneficial, but at the same time, it can't be a great job.

802
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:19,660
As much crap as we're talking about, it can't be a great gig because you, I, you know, I

803
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:22,300
know some of the stuff that they got to deal with.

804
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:28,100
And but at the same time, it's, I think what also bothers me too, and this is more than

805
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:36,460
just the maintenance, this particular maintenance guy, bro, what drove me nuts is I told him

806
00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:40,460
a few times different things that were going on about this.

807
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:44,300
One part about it was the leaky ceiling that was happening.

808
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:49,900
The previous maintenance guy had told me, Hey, it's the return air that is sending the hot

809
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:55,660
air out from your dryer and it's sending it outside, but something must have built a

810
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:57,100
nest or something in there.

811
00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,580
And so the condensation, I thought it was kind of full of garbage, but I didn't walk

812
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:05,700
out there and see that, you know, the little vent thing that, you know, it's a vent covering

813
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:10,620
that like has a little flat, but it keeps things from coming into the vent pipe out there.

814
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:12,160
Mine was missing off of there.

815
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,160
So I noticed that.

816
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,260
So I tell the guy, you know, that's probably part of the problem.

817
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,820
You should probably fix that.

818
00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:21,860
Man, this dude didn't even listen and goes tells his, his little assistant like, Oh yeah,

819
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:24,940
go down there and see what little vent fans are flapping.

820
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,900
And he comes back up there and is like, Oh yeah, it's missing.

821
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,740
It's like, bro, I already told you that.

822
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:38,100
Not just that, but he did things like he had to replace my microwave door because the handle

823
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,340
broke on the first day when we were here.

824
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:45,220
So you replaced the door, but I'm glad I looked because a little while later I go to use the

825
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:50,020
microwave and he left all the screws in the mic, like screws and everything like in the

826
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,020
microwave.

827
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:52,660
I didn't take them back out.

828
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:57,100
So if I would have ran that thing, it would have been, it would not have been very good,

829
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,100
dude.

830
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,100
So it's just stuff like that.

831
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:03,540
And it's like, man, it's like, I want to have grace for these people, but at the same

832
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:06,780
time it's like that lack of attention to detail too.

833
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:10,380
And then you take this long to get back to me and then you're going to be like, Oh yeah,

834
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,380
we'll be back on Monday.

835
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:13,500
It's like, bro, come on.

836
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,500
This is just crazy.

837
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,740
Got to love apartment maintenance.

838
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:19,540
Ladies and gentlemen, gotta love it.

839
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:24,900
Well, we are going to move into our improv segment.

840
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,020
I'm ready to move on and that's our mystery donut.

841
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:31,620
And I think today we have a game questions only.

842
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,420
Yeah, there we go.

843
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,140
This one's a hard one.

844
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:36,820
We haven't done it in a little bit.

845
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,380
So questions only.

846
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:42,140
We can only ask each other questions.

847
00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,460
Do you want to start off with the topic or something?

848
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,900
Yes, I do.

849
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,740
How about at a graduation part?

850
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:52,420
Do you think there'll be cake?

851
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:57,780
Why, why did you bring potato salad when you knew that I was going to bring potato salad?

852
00:42:57,780 --> 00:42:58,780
Are those chips?

853
00:42:58,780 --> 00:43:02,620
How many times do I have to tell you it is a chip?

854
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,420
You not know what a chip looks like?

855
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:06,220
Does it look like I know what a chip looks like?

856
00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:12,220
Do you sometimes stop and think to yourself, maybe I should wait and ask this question

857
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,620
at a later time?

858
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:16,220
Do you really think through the questions that you ask?

859
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,220
Do you know who my parents were?

860
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:21,220
Do you know that?

861
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:24,220
Sorry, hold on.

862
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:25,220
I'm going to go back.

863
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:26,220
Dang, I got you.

864
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,220
Okay.

865
00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,220
Anyways, sorry.

866
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:29,220
All right.

867
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,220
All right.

868
00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:32,420
Next one, I'll let you choose the topic.

869
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,420
That's all good.

870
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:34,420
Okay.

871
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:35,420
Shopping for a cell phone.

872
00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:39,100
Shopping for a cell phone.

873
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:41,860
Do you guys have any special deals on cell phones?

874
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,940
Does this look like the latest model to you?

875
00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:45,900
How many gigabytes does this have?

876
00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:47,220
Does it look like I should know?

877
00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:50,500
Do you think that I can get a price cut on this phone?

878
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,500
What's the deal with you and deals?

879
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,660
Which is better, Apple or Android?

880
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,300
Why do you always ask that question?

881
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,180
Why wouldn't you ask that question?

882
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,940
Who the heck cares?

883
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:03,180
Wouldn't you want to know what kind of phone you're getting and what kind of price you're

884
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,180
paying?

885
00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:06,100
This is T-Mobile, isn't it?

886
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:11,820
Did you hear that AT&T is having a 59, 99 monthly special unlimited calls, unlimited tech?

887
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,700
Didn't you hear what I said?

888
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,700
This is T-Mobile.

889
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:17,060
Why can't you guys be more like AT&T?

890
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:18,780
Why all these freaking questions?

891
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:20,420
Do you remember Sprint?

892
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:22,660
Does anybody remember those guys?

893
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,660
Why wouldn't I remember them?

894
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,660
Can you hear me now?

895
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:26,660
Raising the bar.

896
00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:27,660
Okay.

897
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,660
That's a rise.

898
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:29,660
There you go.

899
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:30,660
Ladies and gentlemen.

900
00:44:30,660 --> 00:44:39,660
Hey, we can just start going with really old, yeah, slogans for telephone brands.

901
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:40,660
All right.

902
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:41,660
You want to do one more?

903
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:42,660
We'll do one more.

904
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:43,660
Let's see.

905
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,160
Getting an oil change.

906
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,580
Is this your best price?

907
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:50,700
Would you like to get our 59, 99 a year warranty?

908
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:53,580
Why are you always trying to have add-ons?

909
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:56,020
When was the last time that you got your brakes inspect?

910
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:58,100
Jesus, you and the add-ons.

911
00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:59,100
Why the add-ons?

912
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:01,660
Did you know that your air filter's going out?

913
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,540
Is that going to be another $50?

914
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:06,660
Would you think that I would charge you another $50 for the air filter?

915
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,500
Will that be cash or check?

916
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,180
How many miles do you have on your car?

917
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,420
How do you want to know?

918
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:14,860
Would you like for us to detail your windows while we're at it?

919
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:17,220
I don't have anything else to that.

920
00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,660
All right, ladies and gentlemen.

921
00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:19,660
That was questions only.

922
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:20,980
Well, there you go.

923
00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,980
Questions only.

924
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:26,500
That was, it gets hard after a while because you want to answer with the non-question,

925
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,500
but yeah.

926
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,700
But you can't do that because it's questions only.

927
00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:31,220
But you can't do that.

928
00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,420
Yeah, but I do like that game.

929
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:37,420
We're going to move into our E. Claire, which is our positive advice.

930
00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:42,300
And I'll go first this week, I think it's my turn, I'm not sure I don't remember, but

931
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,660
I'll go ahead.

932
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,980
And I'm preaching to myself.

933
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:49,460
I have told Michael this this week, we've talked about it.

934
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:55,300
My problem is, is that I focus on the 10% that I'm doing wrong, instead of the 90% that's

935
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,300
going well.

936
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,860
And that has been kind of a personal struggle for me.

937
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:02,460
And I tend to do that with almost everything and I don't celebrate the wins.

938
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:09,060
I tend to think that all the 100% is bad when really and truly it's just the 10% that needs

939
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,780
work or needs improvement.

940
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:12,220
And it's not that I'm failing.

941
00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:17,700
So just give yourself some grace when you're thinking everything is going wrong.

942
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,660
Focus on the 90% that is going right.

943
00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:26,500
And if it is the fact that, hey, you're failing or you're doing a bad job, I promise you other

944
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,020
people will let you know or tell you.

945
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:33,420
But don't be so hard on yourself and instead of just focusing on that 10%, focus on the

946
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:35,860
90% and celebrate it and it's okay.

947
00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:36,860
Yeah.

948
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,940
What do you think body Claire was going to be?

949
00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:42,180
Well, it was, we don't give each other enough grace.

950
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:46,900
We don't give, we don't give each ourselves enough grace that we would give each other.

951
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:54,300
So I was, you know, what I wrote down was, if a friend told you everything that you were

952
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:59,180
currently going through in reverse, what would you say to them?

953
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:04,700
And that was, that was a big thing that happened, you know, and I'm guilty of it too.

954
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:09,060
It's a hard way to think, you know, when other people, if other people were going through

955
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:14,060
what you were going through and they told you, would you be lenient towards them or

956
00:47:14,060 --> 00:47:16,580
how would you feel towards them?

957
00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:19,580
Would you feel that they were doing a good job or a bad job?

958
00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:24,620
And you know, if you look at it like that, a lot of times you give yourself grace and

959
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:29,660
you actually see yourself for what situation you're actually in.

960
00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:31,780
It's really, really hard.

961
00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:36,940
And, you know, most of the time for these other people, if they were other people, like a

962
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:40,820
friend like Chris, you would respond with compassion and, oh man, you know, you're doing

963
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:41,820
a great job.

964
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,140
Don't worry about it, that sort of thing.

965
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:46,660
But for some reason, we talk to ourselves very poorly and we just don't give ourselves

966
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:47,980
a lot of grace sometimes.

967
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:53,060
And so, you know, it's easy to focus on the negative like Chris was saying, but it's one

968
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:58,900
of those things to where you just got to give yourself the grace and lean into your support

969
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:03,860
network because, again, like Chris was saying, they'll tell you what's going on if you're

970
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:04,940
not right.

971
00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:10,700
But chances are, if you're already consciously aware of the 10% that's wrong and you care

972
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:14,580
about fixing that 10%, you don't really have anything to worry about.

973
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:20,380
The people who don't do what they're supposed to do don't really care about the 10% anyways.

974
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,380
So that's very true.

975
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:25,660
Well it has been such a great time, hasn't it Mike?

976
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:26,660
Yes, it has.

977
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:27,660
Yes, it has.

978
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:28,660
And you know what?

979
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:36,260
It's even better time over at the trash can nation on our social media pages on YouTube,

980
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,580
all that good jazz aviator society over on Instagram as well.

981
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:44,460
If you like to play and stuff, man, we have all sorts of stuff going on there.

982
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:47,660
Of course, you got plenty of playing stuff.

983
00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:53,620
Of course, you got podcast stuff and you know, we'd be sharing origins of sayings and all

984
00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:57,620
sorts of other stuff as well, which are pretty interesting.

985
00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:01,220
There's all sorts of stuff that we say all the time that you have no clue where it comes

986
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:02,860
from, right?

987
00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:05,860
So it is some cool stuff.

988
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,980
So anyways, man, check it out.

989
00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:11,500
Other than that, man, I think we're ready to take this donut box out to the trash.

990
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,500
What do you think?

991
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,620
I think so, man, keep this out.

992
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:17,260
All right, man, I'm Mike and I'm Chris.

993
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:43,260
This is me.