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Hi, I'm Micah and I'm Chris and this is the Donut Box podcast.

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So Chris, we're back for another week.

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Back going strong still.

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How you doing man?

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40 years long, 40 years strong.

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Just kidding, we ain't been doing this for 40 years.

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But we have been doing this for almost three years and it's always a great time in doing

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great.

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It's been a great week and I'm excited for this episode.

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Yeah, man.

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It's another Monday.

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I'm excited for this week and what it's got in store.

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But we got a whole bunch of good stuff talking to you this podcast.

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If you're new here, we appreciate you giving us a try, giving us a listen.

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But if you're returning, we got plenty of people returning from all around the world,

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man.

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We got international listeners.

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I know we got some Australia, Singapore out there and kind of this Pacific, I almost

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said specific.

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Do you ever get caught up saying the word Pacific like the Pacific Ocean?

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Yeah, my words run together sometimes.

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It happens, bro.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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It's easy to be like the specific oceans.

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Which one is specific?

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Are you talking about?

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Anyways, so over in the Pacific Ocean, we got them guys, man.

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We got a whole bunch of folks in Europe, Africa, all the different continents, man.

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How about here, stateside?

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Of course, we always have Florida, Virginia, New York, Philadelphia, Ohio, Chicago, Illinois,

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Detroit, Michigan, Texas, Kansas, Nebraska.

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Actually, it's some in New Mexico, some in Arizona, Washington, California, Oregon.

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And so, as they say in the song, it's just another manic Monday.

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Is that how it goes?

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Is that how the song goes?

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I think so.

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But I guess what else I'm hearing is it could be tropical where you're listening.

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It could be the desert where you're listening.

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I don't know.

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We got a lot of place in between, but we really appreciate you guys for listening.

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So we're going to go into our first segment, which is our old fashioned doughnut and crisp.

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That is a story from our past.

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In this case, you know, we've been talking about some characters, but this is kind of

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a character slash.

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I would you describe this what we did for a political campaign.

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We started our own political campaign.

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This is an election year here in the United States.

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If you are in the world and different countries, I don't know if it's an election year for

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you guys or maybe you don't have elections.

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I don't know different strokes for different folks, but so it is an election year for us.

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So we, Mike and I, we actually decided to spearhead a campaign, a presidential campaign

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for a right in candidate.

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Now this was back in 2008 and we were 2000 and late just kidding.

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That's that's that's a song, by the way.

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And so black eyed peas, the people that were running at the time was Barack Obama and the

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president and John McCain.

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I think I felt more this way that Mike, Mike, we also, we also have to talk, Chris, about

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where it actually like came from, came from.

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Because yes, that's who the candidates ended up being.

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But when we very first talked about it, remember, it looked like the candidate was going to

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be Rudy Giuliani for the Republicans.

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It still looked like Obama for the Democrats, but it looked like Rudy Giuliani.

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And I remember being like Rudy Giuliani.

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And I don't know.

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You remember that?

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And I remember Rudy Giuliani is just like, yeah, I would have anybody besides Rudy Giuliani.

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You know who I remember running to be honest with you that was running for the Republicans?

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Who?

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It was Mike Huckabee.

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Mike Huckabee.

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That's a funny, I actually met him and he signed a book.

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I don't know where that book is, but yeah, I actually met Mike Huckabee at Herman Kain.

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You remember Herman Kain?

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Oh yeah.

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Isn't he dead now?

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I think he is.

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John McCain.

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He was already pretty old.

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And there were, I think Chris Christie was running.

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Chris Christie always runs, but Chris Christie like just eventually ends up dropping out.

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I don't know what, why he still keeps running.

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Wasn't Ron Paul one of them too?

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It wasn't like Ron Paul running at one point.

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Yeah, Ron Paul always runs.

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I think it was him too.

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Oh wait, you know who else was running?

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Rick Santorum.

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Oh yeah, Rick Santorum.

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And if you don't know what Santorum means, go ahead and look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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You're welcome.

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And poor guy, that was his last name.

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But anyways, yeah, so this election was going on and needless to say, Chris and I were

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kind of up on the election stuff for whatever reason.

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I mean, how old were we?

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I'm trying to think like middle school, right?

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Like middle school, early high school.

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Yeah, seventh, eighth grade.

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So it's like we were kind of, you know, into it, whatnot.

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So it was like, man, really there's nobody out there, right?

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And so we need to find our candidate.

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And do you remember why we chose this person, Chris?

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Like before we say who it is, do you remember why we chose this person?

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I don't even remember.

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Being a middle school boy, I thought he was cool.

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And I think he just had an interesting life.

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And I don't know, man.

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We would always just talk about different people's lives.

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And I think that was just the running joke at the time we had.

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We would rotate like different people that was like a running joke.

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That sounds really mean, but we would just have like these running jokes with each other.

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And nobody understood them except from being Micah.

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And it was just, we just had different inside jokes.

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And this person was part of our inside joke.

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And I guess we thought he would be cool enough to be a presidential candidate.

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Well, in part two, explain to, I don't know, Chris and I, humor, most of the time, like

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you said, is just not understood by other people.

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So like even people in our families and stuff like that, if we told them the same joke,

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they'd be like, OK, I don't understand why that's funny.

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But just like different quirks about different people, like, I don't know, just different

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things are like, OK, yeah, that's kind of funny or like falls into a stereotype or something.

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To give you an example of what our kind of humor is, and I know this was definitely what

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influenced Family Guy.

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We did like Family Guy.

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But the more I'm watching like Mel Brooks films, I'm realizing, you know what?

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That is my kind of humor, like blazing shadows and Robin Hood men in tights.

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And like every time I like, yeah, I'm like, oh, this is definitely my kind of humor.

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But it's a weird kind of humor.

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But anyway, sorry, that's a rabbit.

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It's different.

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But yeah, anyways, so we started making this thing, but we decided to make the presidential

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candidate of our choice, Uncle Steve.

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Chris is Uncle Steve.

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Am I right, Chris?

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Yes.

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I'm serious about this.

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We took this and I mean, here's the thing, man.

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I don't know why Mike and I were like just bored teenagers, but we always decided to

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make our own fun or to create our own ideas.

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And so we were like, you know what?

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We are going to make a presidential campaign for Uncle Steve.

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And I don't think we ever told Uncle Steve.

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I think he found out about it, but I don't think we ever told him like, hey, we want

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you to run for president or we're going to put your name as a writing candidate idea.

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But we, but no, we spread the word though.

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We spread the word.

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Yeah, we definitely spread the word.

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We even had t-shirts made.

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Vote for Uncle Steve t-shirts.

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A lot of people thought, you know, oh, it was influenced by Napoleon Dynamite and vote

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for Pedro.

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Not really.

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That's what a lot of people thought.

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If you remember Chris, I was just like, no, it's more of a, you know, get, get, get

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some writing votes and whatnot like that.

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And I remember we had talked to our whole youth group and everything and everybody

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know who knew like Uncle, you know, vote for Uncle Steve.

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There's a lot of people that like walk up to us to be like, vote for Uncle Steve.

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It's like, yeah.

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And we even started a Facebook group for Vote for Uncle Steve, which is still up to this

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day.

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It is still up.

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I don't know about you, but I think a lot of people at, at my school or at least the

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people I talked to, they were like on board with this idea.

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Like they liked it.

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Like they were like, yeah, heck yeah, I'll vote for Uncle Steve.

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I don't know who that is, but I'll vote for Uncle Steve.

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And there was, there was even like adults because there was even adults that followed

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that page and everything.

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What do we get?

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Like 50 follows and likes and stuff like that back then?

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No, we got way more than that, dude.

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We got way more than that.

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We got almost 200.

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Almost 200.

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And for back then that's pretty crazy when social media was pretty brand new.

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So brand new.

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You know, it makes me wonder, like we'll never be able to find out, but I wonder who, like

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if there was anybody that actually wrote in Uncle Steve, because I know a lot of people

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that election year were not really happy with either choice.

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So I'm wondering if any of those 200 people that we influenced, at least what showed on

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social media, there was a lot more we probably, you know, that probably heard it.

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I wonder who actually wrote in Uncle Steve.

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We made the page, we put, I had a picture of me and my Uncle Steve.

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It's going to sound so cheesy.

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I had a picture of me and my Uncle Steve.

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That was the profile picture.

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And I remember Mike and I were admins on the page and we would just post like, like talking

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like we were Uncle Steve, like Uncle Steve was talking to the people himself.

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Uncle Steve had nothing to do with this.

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Real Uncle Steve had nothing to do with it.

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He had his social media managers.

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He just didn't know.

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He just didn't know he had social media managers.

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I think he didn't think it was kind of cool though, because let me be honest with you.

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At that point in my Uncle Steve's life, he didn't have a lot going for him.

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I mean, he had moved back in with my grandparents.

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He was going through a divorce.

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He was getting his kids every other weekend.

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I mean, I think Uncle Steve needed some wins to be honest with you at that point.

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You know, what if we carried him through?

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I'm not, I'm not saying that, but like, what if we were part of the reason that was just

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like, you know what, let's keep going strong for the presidential election.

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So, you know, even I remember, um, like after it was over with and he didn't win, I remember

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even talking with him, it was just like tough loss.

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I was like, I'm sorry.

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He did like, we actually expected him to win.

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And we were like, yeah, Uncle Steve, 2020 12, that's what we were like, yeah, 2020 12.

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He's coming back, baby.

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He's coming back.

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But even if that, maybe he was just like, Hey, there's at least two people that think

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I'm cool.

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It's probably what are you doing, right?

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He's probably like, yeah, these teenagers think I'm cool.

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So I'm going to be cool.

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But let me tell you how, how bored, uh, and how delusional Mike and I were.

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So there was this theme park that was in, it was technically in North Carolina, but

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it was like on the border of Tennessee, North Carolina and South Carolina.

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It was called Kara wins.

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And we were like, we're going to go to the highest roller, we're going to go on the highest

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roller coaster and we're going to shout vote for uncle Steve from the rooftop so that three

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states can hear the word about uncle Steve.

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Again, I don't know how delusional we were, but we did every roller coaster ride.

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We would shout vote for uncle Steve.

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And we even were uncle Steve t-shirt.

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Yes we did.

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We, we listen, we, uh, we were some pretty good marketers back then.

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I don't know.

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That was good stuff.

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I know this is kind of like taking, uh, like we've got some time.

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This is kind of like taking, taking a tangent thing, but do you remember when we created

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the character and it was after our, our main pastor and his last name was Bowen and we

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called him the Bowenator.

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You know, I still have that t-shirt made for him.

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Yes.

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I still have that t-shirt actually.

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I still have the, why did we come up with that?

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Uh, why did we come up with that character?

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So he was like a superhero.

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Yeah.

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So again, being really bored in church, right?

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And this was our usher phase and you know, if you've heard previous episodes, even just

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a few episodes back, we talked about being ushers and what that was like.

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Uh, this is when we were like up in the balcony area and kind of not seen.

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So we would sit there and do you remember like the top balcony where we would sit was

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kind of like this back corner?

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I mean, it really wasn't, I don't know how to describe it.

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Like it was this kind of like you couldn't really see, you could hear, but you couldn't

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really see and in the seat backs of every pew was the little, uh, ties and offering card

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where you can fill it out and say, okay, here's what, you know, department I want the money

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to go to and everything like that.

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So there was those and I just remember one Sunday picking up that little card and, um,

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if you remember another story we told about a particular person getting kicked out of

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the church.

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Um, we, oh, like we, we started making.

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Stories about, you know, um, like the ridding of evil kind of thing and like the, and like

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the pastor being like the ridding of evil kind of thing.

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I don't know how it started, but like it started as him being a superhero.

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Then it grew into like a superhero.

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He was like a Batman kind of superhero.

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So I don't know if you could call him a super like he had power.

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It was a vigilante.

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Yeah.

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For justice.

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Yes, he did.

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He drove a tank.

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Like I remember that was a mainstay.

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Like he would ride in a tank.

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I don't know if you remember that.

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I don't remember that.

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That's the problem with Mike and I.

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We take, we take people that we know and we turn them into like characters of themselves

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characters still to this day.

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But I mean, again, we probably missed our calling and writing for TV and movies because, uh,

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we take real life characters and turn them into, uh, into funny characters.

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Superhero pastors of vigilante justice.

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You know, stuff like that.

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Um, but yeah, that was, but I still have the T-shirt.

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Um, it's still held up to this day and like it's more of a work shirt now.

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Like I don't wear it in public, but every time I would go out in public, actually people

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would be like, who's the bowinator?

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And we'd have to like explain it.

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That's crazy.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Micah still has clothes from 10 years ago.

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It's wild.

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Oh man.

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10 plus years ago.

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In fact, I just got rid of something that was from the seventh grade, I think just, just

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for everybody's awareness.

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I haven't grown since the seventh grade.

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I was already massive in the seventh grade.

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Um, and so all the clothes that I had then, um, if it fit, it's one of those things when

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you were growing so fast, cause Chris will tell you like, I grew pretty fast in a very

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short amount of time.

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And so once I got up there, it was kind of one of those things of, I don't know, when

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you have clothes that fit, you hold on to it.

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And so now, now I'm to the point where, you know, I'm a full blown adult married, you

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know, and everything else.

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And I still got clothes from seventh grade.

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I think your parental units were so tired of buying you clothes every other week that

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they were like, okay, we're not buying you any more new clothes because you're all right,

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you're this size for a while.

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All right, you're good.

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You know what?

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We're going to go on a small other tangent and guess who got my hand me downs, you know,

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Chris and I are not, Chris and I are not blood brothers, but we're, we're pretty much

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brothers in any other fast.

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It's like my, anything that didn't fit me anymore went to Chris and his brother Matthew.

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So like a lot of my clothes.

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And I'm the older one.

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Yeah, put that in perspective for you.

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Yeah, pretty, pretty crazy.

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Like I said, I grew fast.

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So I was, I was a big kid pretty quick.

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It was wild.

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Well, sorry, we took a whole little rabbit trail, but back to uncle Steve.

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Yes, we did.

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So the thing is though, like what, what I didn't know or what I kind of knew, what I didn't

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know is like the whole, the whole time we were doing the uncle Steve campaign, Michael

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was also campaigning for Obama too.

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So it was kind of funny.

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He was putting out signs and I think that was more of your parental unit that was like,

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yeah, we're going to campaign for Obama and we're just, you're just going along with

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it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, that, that should be something else we talk about at another point because

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you know, that was actually a very interesting experience campaigning for Obama in the middle

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of Georgia.

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That was, that was an experience.

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Like, yeah, we, we could talk about that some other time.

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Chris wasn't there for, for that, but I'm kind of glad he wasn't because some of the

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stuff you saw was just like, woof.

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It's wild.

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And hear me like, I'm not, I'm not bashing Obama.

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I'm not doing any of that stuff.

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Like it is kind of cool.

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Like say what you will about Obama, but it is cool to have like lived through the first

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African American president and to like watch that and be able to remember that.

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And that is kind of cool to like, you always have that piece of history, which is kind

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of cool.

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So.

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Yeah.

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Think about that.

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We'll be able to tell our kids and grandkids.

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We remembered that and how much hate and everything is like, child, it's your birth

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certificate.

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And they were telling us to show him his birth certificate and all this other stuff because

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they didn't believe he was born in the States and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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It's always something it's like, it's like Bill Clinton, it's show me the paternity

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test, you know, Obama, it's show me the birth certificate, Trump, it's show me the taxes,

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tax results, right?

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Then Biden, it's show me the election results, you know, this sounds bad, but it's like Biden

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show me the CT scan results.

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Anyways, sorry.

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That's another that's another what fries my donuts about Bush, Bush Jr.

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Show me the breathalyzer test results.

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Sorry.

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Great.

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Dude, well, that's another one.

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I know we keep on going and we're going to finish this segment, I promise, but that's

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another era that was fun to live through was the Bush era.

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There was so many things on TV that was just even as a kid, you're going, what did he just

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say?

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Oh yeah.

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And then there was that time he was in, I don't remember what Middle Eastern country

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he was in, but somebody like someone stood up and threw a shoe at him.

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Yeah, I remember that.

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And he ducked and he avoided it and he kind of laughed it off.

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Or GIFs, GIFs, whatever, however you say those.

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Yeah, GIFs at the time.

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But I just remember he kind of like ducked it and smiled or like not really like smile,

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but just was like, OK.

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And then Secret Service took him out, dang.

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Anyways, all right, we move on to our next segment, which is our, sorry, our jelly donut,

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which is our jail report.

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So Chris, what do you got for us with our jail report this week?

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Well, we're actually taking, speaking of former president, we're actually taking a little

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bit of a detour and we're going in the words of a famous former president, you're fired.

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You're fired.

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We're going to talk about people that were fired in ridiculous ways.

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Oh man, I love these stories.

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Like I don't love these stories, but listen, a lot of times people get fired for some really

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stupid stuff and it, yeah.

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Anyways, go ahead, Chris.

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So this first one, this person says that they were told to wash the red truck in the car

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lot before they closed.

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They worked at a car dealership.

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And the guy said there were no red trucks.

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The boss said, the boss had a fit that it didn't get done the next day and that person

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was fired.

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He said, I guess I was supposed to know that the boss was red slash green color blind.

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So the guy, the boss said, Hey, go wash the red trucks in the parking lot.

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There were no red trucks and he ended up getting fired.

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And I guess the guy thought the green trucks were actually red.

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So he got fired because he was color blind.

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Wow.

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Well, that's a, that's a hard way to lose a job.

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And I think in training, somebody should let, let people know that the boss is color blind,

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you know, this next one.

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This guy says his first job was at a barbecue restaurant.

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The owner's daughter was super attractive.

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So he asked her out to dinner and a movie.

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And he said, he understood that her dad, the owner was a strict Southern Baptist.

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So he made sure to ask the father when she was due home.

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The daughter said midnight and he got her home by 11pm just to be safe.

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Apparently she was supposed to be back by 9pm and that guy was fired the next day.

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So he was fired for not getting her home on time, but he didn't know what the curfew

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was.

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And the daughter said midnight, but, and he got her home by 11pm, but apparently it

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was 9pm.

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Well, that's why you got to ask the dad because you never know what it's actually going to

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be.

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Sound like she was trying to be a wild child anyways.

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It does.

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All right.

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Next one.

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This one says my boss fired me for quote unquote, trying to do drugs when I asked to go get

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a Benadryl.

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This person said they had an allergic reaction at work and asked to go to the car to get

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their Benadryl.

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The boss said he didn't see the reaction and fired this person for quote unquote, trying

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to do drugs.

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If my throat wasn't swelling shut, I would have told them off.

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So they got fired for Bennett for trying to get allergy medicine.

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That's crazy.

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I don't know, man.

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It sounds like there's something else to that story.

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Yeah.

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That's what I was thinking.

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My, my, uh, that didn't pass the smell test as they say.

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I was like, eh, I think there was more to that story.

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Yeah.

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Cause there's, there's some, listen, we've all worked retail.

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We talked about boot corral, right?

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We've definitely worked with some of those people that will do things over and over and

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over.

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And then the day that they get fired, they're like, see, they only fired me for this small

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reason, but really it was like a compounding deal.

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You know, maybe they stepped out of work a lot like every day and it was always something

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different than that.

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It just like finally like, no, I'm tired of it and it just happened to be something potentially.

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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Like, uh, like, uh, San Angelo who took a nap in his truck every day and he got fired

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for I think the littlest thing.

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Anyways, sorry.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Next one, uh, this person says they were fired for hosting a Christmas party for their

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coworkers.

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It was a small 40 person company event and nothing was ever done to celebrate, uh, Christmas.

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So this person decided to take upon themselves to host a potluck.

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Everyone came except the boss.

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The boss said she felt it was not appropriate to socialize with quote unquote, the help

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and she fired that person the next day.

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Okay.

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So I do understand the whole like we shouldn't fraternize with, um, subordinates and things

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like that.

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But honestly, that's more for if they're having a house party, like you don't want to, as

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the boss show up to, to a house party or listen, they're all going after work to go get drinks.

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You know, like that's a little different.

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Right.

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Like as their boss, maybe you shouldn't be doing that sort of thing.

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But you know, if it's, if it's a Christmas party, I mean, companies have Christmas parties.

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Like that's not, and they're put on by the bosses.

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Like it's supposed to be something to show like, Hey, we appreciate you guys.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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I said, if it was a holiday thing, I was like, I don't see it, but if it was like a regular

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party party, then I understand the validity of it.

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But yeah, it's anyways.

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All right.

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This, let the Christmas parties live this last one.

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All right.

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This person says that they were fired from a bartending job once because they refused

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to take shots with the owner's wife, who was also their manager.

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They say she got so mad even though.

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Is that the owner from country nights?

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Yeah, it might be.

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They say she got so mad even though I tried several times to tell her that I drove to

483
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,560
work and couldn't drink.

484
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,200
She'd respond with, why don't you like to drink with me?

485
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,520
And then they got fired.

486
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,240
I applaud this bartender because they were like, Hey, I'm not drinking on the job.

487
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,760
And I like, I respect that.

488
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760
You know what I mean?

489
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Yeah.

490
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,680
It's hard to hold that line, especially when you're talking about the owner's wife.

491
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,440
It sounds like she was definitely kind of belligerent too.

492
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,960
Like it didn't sound like she was being nice about it.

493
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Not at all.

494
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,800
But that's all the you fired stories that we have.

495
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,800
That's crazy though.

496
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,120
I'm telling you, man, some of these people got some nerve.

497
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:46,040
I'm telling you, they got some nerve firing folks for some really dumb reasons.

498
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Um, I don't know if I ever told you, but I almost got fired from a job and, um, it was

499
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,960
all because of somebody else's fault.

500
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,240
Have you ever had something like that happen where it was like somebody else's fault, but

501
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,960
they basically liked that other person.

502
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,360
And so they needed to scapegoat.

503
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,360
Oh yeah.

504
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,360
Yep.

505
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,360
I've heard that before.

506
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,600
Got to hate those, but glad, uh, you know, it's crazy times out there, man.

507
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,600
Crazy times.

508
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,960
But we'll move to our next segment, which is the donut hole or Chris, it's whatever you

509
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,960
feel like doing.

510
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,240
What's the time we've been doing quizzes?

511
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,600
Are we doing another quiz today?

512
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,960
Oh, yes, we are, buddy.

513
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960
We are doing a quiz.

514
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,960
How'd you know?

515
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,440
Man, it was a lucky guess.

516
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
Lucky guess.

517
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440
But hey, what's the quiz?

518
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,280
Uh, so it's actually going to be Disney movie trivia.

519
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280
All right.

520
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
Let's see how I do on this one.

521
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,680
Let's see how you do.

522
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,680
Okay.

523
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,320
Uh, this first one, there's only two choices.

524
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,320
Okay.

525
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,600
Uh, the question is which foot did Cinderella lose her slipper?

526
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,760
The left foot or the right?

527
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,160
It was the left foot, right?

528
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,400
Yeah, you are correct.

529
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,720
That is very true.

530
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,720
Yeah.

531
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720
It is the left foot.

532
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,720
All right.

533
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:53,880
Question number two out of all the Disney movies, which of the title characters speaks the least?

534
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:59,120
So like the movie that has their name in the title, which of these characters speak the

535
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,120
least?

536
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:05,560
A Alice from Wonderland, B Dumbo, C Pinocchio or D Snow White.

537
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,640
Honestly, I thought you were going to say Pocahontas and I would have said that.

538
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,920
Uh, was it Snow White because she was sleeping?

539
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,080
No, it's actually Dumbo.

540
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,880
Dumbo doesn't say anything the whole time.

541
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,880
Oh, that's true.

542
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,880
You think about that.

543
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,000
But yeah, that's true.

544
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:24,320
Number three, when you wish upon a star, which is the theme song in every intro of a Disney

545
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,800
movie, so you know how they have the, yeah, right, the intro at the beginning.

546
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,840
That song is when you wish upon a star, that song originated from what movie?

547
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,800
A, Cinderella, B, Alice in Wonderland, C, Fantasia or Deep No Pio?

548
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,400
Run through the options again.

549
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,040
Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Fantasia or Pinocchio?

550
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040
It wasn't Fantasia.

551
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,040
I'm going to go Pinocchio.

552
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,040
Yes, sir.

553
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040
That is correct.

554
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,040
Yeah.

555
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,480
The one I know it from is Beauty and the Beast.

556
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,720
Okay.

557
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,720
That works too.

558
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,120
That's the one I always think about it with.

559
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,120
Anyways, go ahead.

560
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,120
All right.

561
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:03,520
Number four, which Disney movie was the first animated movie to be nominated for Best Picture?

562
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:09,120
A, Aladdin, B, the Little Mermaid, C, Beauty and the Beast or D Tarzan?

563
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,960
Was it Beauty and the Beast?

564
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,960
It was.

565
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,960
That is correct.

566
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,960
Yeah.

567
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,920
They nominated, it was the first animated movie to be nominated for Best Picture, which

568
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,920
is crazy.

569
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Yeah.

570
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:25,480
Which Disney princess was the first to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

571
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:32,360
A, Cinderella, B, Snow White, C, Sleeping Beauty or D, Ariel from the Little Mermaid?

572
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,360
Cinderella.

573
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,360
Actually, Snow White.

574
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,000
Ah, and her seven dwarfs.

575
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,440
I bet they didn't get their recognition, did they?

576
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,440
All right.

577
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,520
Which Disney princess does not marry into royalty?

578
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:52,720
Ariel, Cinderella, Mulan or Snow White?

579
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,120
What is it Mulan?

580
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,120
It doesn't?

581
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,120
Yeah, it's Mulan.

582
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,640
She marries that warrior guy.

583
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,640
Yeah, the warrior guy.

584
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,640
She don't marry no prince.

585
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,920
Let's get down to business.

586
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920
Okay.

587
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,920
Next one.

588
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:10,400
Which movie first featured the toy Barbie as a character?

589
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,120
A, Toy Story 2, B Aladdin, C Beauty and the Beast or TV Incredible?

590
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,120
It's Toy Story 2.

591
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,120
Yes, sir.

592
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,120
It is.

593
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,120
Yeah.

594
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120
All right.

595
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,120
This one you may not know.

596
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,240
It's kind of a later movie, but not too late.

597
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,480
How many piston cups has Lightning McQueen won?

598
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,120
A, 8, B, 10, C, 12 or D, 7?

599
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120
Wasn't it 8?

600
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120
Exactly 7.

601
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:38,240
I have seen cars and cars too, actually.

602
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,480
It's just been a long time.

603
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,480
Yeah.

604
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,480
Especially the first cars.

605
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,480
I've only seen the first one.

606
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,480
It's hard for me to really remember.

607
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,280
I don't really remember that movie too much.

608
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,720
I think because I was getting older.

609
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,720
Yeah, I wasn't.

610
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,720
I think.

611
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,720
Yeah.

612
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Well, you got to also think too.

613
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,320
We were also kind of watching different things at the time.

614
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,640
But we were kind of older, but I don't know.

615
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,040
For me, cars wasn't, I don't know.

616
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,120
It wasn't a kids movie that I was like, oh yeah, I love this kids movie.

617
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,040
Who composed the music for the Lion King?

618
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:14,760
A, Bill Collins, B, Billy Joel, C, Elton John or D, Huey Lewis in the news?

619
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,320
I know Phil Collins was Tarzan.

620
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,400
It wouldn't feel Collins again, was it?

621
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,400
No.

622
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,400
What were the other options?

623
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,400
Hold on.

624
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,880
Billy Joel, Elton John or Huey Lewis in the news?

625
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,880
Was it Elton John?

626
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880
It was Elton John.

627
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,880
Sir Elton John.

628
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880
Yeah.

629
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,080
So the first words that Mickey Mouse ever said on screen.

630
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:40,280
A, oh boy, be hot dog, see Yabba Dabba doo or D, oh boy.

631
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,280
Hot dog.

632
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,280
Hot dog, huh?

633
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,280
Oh boy.

634
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Hot dog.

635
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,880
That was okay.

636
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,520
Last one.

637
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,040
Which mythological god is the villain in Hercules?

638
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,240
A, Zeus, B, Hermes, C Poseidon or D, Hades?

639
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,240
It's Hades.

640
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,240
Played by James Woods.

641
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Yeah, James.

642
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,240
James Woods.

643
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,240
So underrated.

644
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,080
Yeah, it's a good movie.

645
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,520
Hercules is a good one.

646
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,200
There's a lot of like good jokes in there that like, and they're not adult jokes, but

647
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,440
they're like historical jokes that are hilarious.

648
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,640
I love Danny DeVito's character in there.

649
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,640
Oh yeah.

650
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,280
But then again, I just like Danny DeVito and most things.

651
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,680
So yeah, I think Meg is my favorite Disney princess.

652
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,920
Not gonna lie, bro.

653
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,920
Oh yeah?

654
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920
Why you say that?

655
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920
I plead to this.

656
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
Oh, okay.

657
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
All right.

658
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,920
All right.

659
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,920
You ready to move to the next one?

660
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,080
Yeah, that's all of them, man.

661
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,640
We're gonna move into the next segment, which is, What Fries My Donuts?

662
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,080
Micah, what fries your donuts, buddy?

663
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:42,280
Man, I cannot stand brown nosers or do-gooders.

664
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,320
You know what I'm talking about, man?

665
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,080
So I'm gonna give you a prime example, and I went through this today.

666
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:55,560
So I'm gonna spare you the rest of the story, but pretty much we have to make this presentation

667
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,440
for our bosses, bosses, bosses.

668
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,240
It's this really high big deal, right?

669
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,160
And there's this particular manager that, it's not really my boss, but it's somebody

670
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,560
you have to work with.

671
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,600
And again, I'm gonna let you know.

672
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:12,160
And the environment that I'm in, it's too many chiefs, not enough Native Americans.

673
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,520
You don't understand what I'm saying.

674
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,960
I'm glad you said that politically correct.

675
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,960
Yes, yes.

676
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,960
Anyways, I got corrected for that here lately about, you can't say Indians anymore.

677
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,920
Or another way to say is, what is it, too many cooks in the pot?

678
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,520
Yeah, or yeah, too many, too many cooks, not enough sous chefs, you know?

679
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,000
You need more folks chopping the onions.

680
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:40,200
Anyways, so we're in this, we've been prepping for this meeting for, I don't know how long.

681
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,240
And it's been a little bit, it's really not that big of a deal, but everybody's been

682
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,660
freaking out about it.

683
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:50,920
So we get to the actual meeting, and this guy in particular, so the boss's, boss's,

684
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,920
boss is there, and he made it very clear at the beginning of the presentation, okay,

685
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,640
I'm gonna save all of my questions till the end.

686
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,000
I want you to run through this whole entire presentation, like, what, just don't stop,

687
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
right?

688
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,320
Okay, and we were short on time because it's a big presentation, so they're like, just

689
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,320
make it quick.

690
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,800
All right, so we're running through the first slide.

691
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:19,240
The first slide takes 20 minutes, and the reason being is because this dude, good or

692
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:24,000
goody two shoes, I want to brown note the boss was just like, oh, oh yeah, what, what

693
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
do you think about this?

694
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,760
What do you think about this graph?

695
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,560
Oh, oh, doesn't this look good?

696
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,040
Oh, look at our metrics.

697
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,640
Doesn't that look fantastic?

698
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,120
And meanwhile, somebody else is presenting.

699
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,280
This is not the guy who's presenting.

700
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,680
Like this is, he's somebody else.

701
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,840
So like the guy who's presenting is like, and as you can see on this chart, we, we exceeded

702
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,720
this and this and this, and you know, it was going through it like that, and he would pipe

703
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,280
in C, see, look how great we did on this one.

704
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,160
See, isn't that fantastic?

705
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,000
And it was like wanting that instant gratification, and then once we got done with the slide, he

706
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,880
was like, so I want to ask like the guy who is just brown nosing, he was like, I just

707
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,960
want to ask, did we hit it on the money or is it just not up to your liking to the big

708
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,120
boss and like made him explain it.

709
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,480
And again, the boss goes, yeah, I think it looks fine.

710
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:18,240
I appreciate all the information that was put together and we can move on.

711
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,320
But please just continue, hold all the questions to see it.

712
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:26,920
I kid you not, that guy did that every single slide, cut you off, cut you off, cut everybody

713
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,240
off and we're just like, so what do you think about this?

714
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,640
Oh, how does this look like?

715
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640
Isn't that great?

716
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,880
Isn't that fantastic?

717
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:39,600
And then there was something else at one point, the boss says, oh, well, I need you

718
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,680
to this goody two shoes guy.

719
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,800
I need you to do an extra task for me and all this other stuff.

720
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,600
She's like, sure thing, boss, anything that you would ever want.

721
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,160
I'll just blow it out of the water.

722
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,160
He's one of those guys, right?

723
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,560
And you're just like, dude, just stop.

724
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,440
It's like, why don't you just make out with him already?

725
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
Yeah, I know, right?

726
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,600
Why don't y'all just get a room?

727
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,280
Because it's just so bad, man.

728
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,880
And I don't know what's worse, the fact that he does that or the fact that the boss eats

729
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,880
it up.

730
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,040
I don't know what it is.

731
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,520
That's the thing, bro.

732
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:20,320
Well, I mean, it is kind of, again, there are people that like their ego to just be

733
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,960
boosted up and stroke.

734
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:27,920
And so when you have people like that, they see that they're like, oh, yeah, that's my

735
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,920
way to promote you.

736
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,080
And see, for me, I'm right the opposite, though.

737
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,440
Like, I am a boss.

738
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,800
If one of my subordinates comes to me, and I've had to ask them to do this.

739
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,880
So a lot of the people that are under me are contractors, right?

740
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,720
And I have to make decisions of, OK, who's going to be hired full time for the company,

741
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,720
right?

742
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,720
And that's a big thing.

743
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,320
And there's only a certain amount of slots that come every so often.

744
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,920
And so a lot of the times what I'll do is I'll say, make me a presentation about yourself,

745
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920
right?

746
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,200
See, if they have, because normally that's the second interview, right?

747
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,880
The first interview, you do the normal stuff.

748
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,320
The second interview is, present me yourself.

749
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,520
Who are you as a person?

750
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,240
Because that will tell you a lot about, you know, you already kind of know who they are

751
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,400
as an employee, right?

752
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,200
But you also want to know long term investment wise, you know, blah, blah, blah.

753
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,560
We can get into all that.

754
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:23,440
But pretty much the people that come in there and have made their presentation and their

755
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:31,040
presentation is very not about themselves, but what they think I wanted to see from themselves.

756
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,000
That's always a red flag for me.

757
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,240
I don't know why it's always a red flag for me.

758
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240
Just be yourself.

759
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,360
It is a red flag, man, because those are the people that you can trust.

760
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,320
I would rather you like, tell me straight how it is.

761
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,080
Like again, I don't want people to be disrespectful.

762
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,440
And if you have people that are just like, belligerent and disrespectful, like in your

763
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
meetings, that's one thing.

764
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,360
But like, I want people to like, be authentic and real because I guarantee you that brown

765
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:59,240
noser guy, he'll probably be the first one to like, behind closed doors, talk bad about

766
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,240
the boss.

767
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,240
Like I can get him.

768
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,760
He's like the first one to talk bad about the boss when no one's listening.

769
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,720
And so those kind of people, those are snakes in the grass, man.

770
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,160
I don't want in them anywhere near me.

771
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,000
They're also the ones when you're in the trenches having to fight something, right?

772
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,560
Or you're having to really work on something or whatever.

773
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,360
A, they'll be nowhere to be found.

774
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,520
B, if they are anywhere to be around, they don't know what they're doing, right?

775
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,560
And so they're of no use to you.

776
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,680
And three, once you get done with whatever it is, this definitely the kind of guy that

777
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,160
would be like, see how great it is.

778
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,160
Look what we accomplished.

779
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,400
And it's like, you didn't do anything, right?

780
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:39,660
So I guess all in all, those people just drive me nuts because they're all about their

781
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,520
own recognition, not anybody else's.

782
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,680
And most of the time, you know, on the back end, they didn't do anything to get that recognition

783
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,520
either.

784
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:54,160
And now they're just brown nosing and their nose, you know, looks like the city of Cleveland.

785
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160
Just joking.

786
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
It's, it's,

787
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Hear me.

788
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,200
I don't, I don't mean this any disrespectful to the military, but they're called, they

789
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,640
call it, what's it called, military busy?

790
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Yeah.

791
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,040
Or you're just making yourself look, look like you're busy or look like you're working,

792
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,160
but in reality, like you're not doing a darn thing.

793
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,160
Yeah.

794
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:18,280
And in my industry, they call that being on meeting hold.

795
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,680
And what that means is you'll be in a meeting and people know what needs to be done.

796
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,000
Most of the time, people know what needs to be done in the first few seconds of what a

797
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,560
meeting is, right?

798
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,280
Most meetings that you have can be done in the email if people would actually read them,

799
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,280
right?

800
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,640
What you're having the meeting is because people don't do what they're supposed to do

801
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,840
on that front.

802
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,920
And so you're having this meeting, most of the time it could be wrapped up in three minutes.

803
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,720
But what happens is you have these guys like this brown noser guy, he is very much one

804
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:50,880
to do this, to where they will sit on these meetings and they will just talk, talk, talk,

805
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,120
and they'll pretend like they don't know about what's going on or be like, Oh yeah.

806
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,320
So about this, and you know full well based on previous conversations you have, they have

807
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,920
a full understanding of what's going on and you're sitting here going, you're just wasting

808
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,040
time, you're asking questions to waste time, right?

809
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:11,120
And nobody's going to tell you, you already know this information, right?

810
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,400
Because if you're asking, you know, everybody's natural response is just going to answer the

811
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,760
question.

812
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,360
And if you meet that with questions and questions before you know it, you're in a meeting for

813
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,920
30 minutes and it's a complete waste of time because everybody knew what they were supposed

814
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,680
to be doing from the first place.

815
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,880
And then when you get all the way down the line, that guy goes, Okay, now I understand

816
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,880
that's great.

817
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,040
I'm going to delegate this and then he delegates it to somebody else and then it doesn't even

818
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,120
matter.

819
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,320
So it's, it's just frustrating, man.

820
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320
It's frustrating.

821
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,320
Got to love it.

822
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,320
Fried your donuts.

823
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Can't stand those kind of people.

824
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,400
I can't either.

825
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,400
So be real all the time, even at your job.

826
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,760
So you ready to move on to the improv segment?

827
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,760
Let's do it, man.

828
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,760
All right, man.

829
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,360
Our next segment is the mystery donut or our improv segment.

830
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,000
So Chris, we're doing the randomizer today.

831
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:02,480
So we're going to do profession and a location doing something.

832
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,200
So we're going to put all those three together.

833
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Sound good?

834
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,440
Okay, let's do it.

835
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,880
So the profession, a pirate.

836
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,440
I don't know if pirates are profession.

837
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,400
Oh, yeah, are.

838
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,520
But so a pirate at the courthouse.

839
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,520
Oh, interesting.

840
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,520
Using a typewriter.

841
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,800
Nobody uses, people don't even know what a typewriter is anymore.

842
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800
Watering plants.

843
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,120
Okay, so a pirate at the courthouse watering plants.

844
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,520
All right, do you want me to start?

845
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,520
Yeah, go for it.

846
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520
Are you land lovers?

847
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:43,000
Has anybody seen the old watering can so that I may put moisture on this here plant?

848
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,400
Hey, it's over here.

849
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,600
The baton years are going dry.

850
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:55,320
Do you see that they dry since three or four night ago when we and my mates we were sailing

851
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,320
the blind seas.

852
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,440
We were looking for buried treasure.

853
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,400
We couldn't find one for we had all the scarlet view.

854
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,440
Are you talking like that?

855
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,440
Sounds like you got the runs.

856
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,080
Maybe why I'm talking like what you say?

857
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,520
I don't understand what you're saying.

858
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,720
It sounds like you're Yoda, but a pirate.

859
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720
Are hard.

860
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,720
Do you not see me iPad?

861
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,800
That's a big leg I have a pilot.

862
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,800
What are you?

863
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:23,160
I am just watering the plants are maybe we must do to the death because these here are

864
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,160
my place.

865
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,760
Well, draw your cutlass that are I shall I left me cutlass on me?

866
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,520
Jolly Roger on the flag.

867
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,120
You left the flag.

868
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:40,960
Um, are you better go get it from the flag?

869
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,800
I may be that might be a little bit hard to do.

870
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:51,040
Captain said that I must hoist myself up to the crow's nest and there's a little problem.

871
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,000
Your captain is a little scared of heights.

872
00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:00,120
Why are we still pirated and this here day and age of 2024 and watering outside of a

873
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120
courthouse?

874
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,120
I may be.

875
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,360
Have you seen the inflation prices?

876
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,360
That's not pirated.

877
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,360
I don't know what is.

878
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,920
I it's a racket.

879
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,080
You have to have a part time job and go out to sea.

880
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:16,440
Yes, maybe we have to go out at work and work and work on the government comes and they

881
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:21,040
board our boats and they shoot us with the cannon of the IRS and the tax done last week.

882
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,960
I was frisked by the Coast Guard.

883
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,960
They took all the money.

884
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,440
I may be.

885
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,680
I me heard that you like that kind of truth.

886
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,680
We're not talking about that.

887
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,600
That's a different subject.

888
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,920
That's my third job.

889
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,160
Well, maybe I must depart for my sea winches.

890
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:43,200
I need to go over to the happy pearl and have myself a grog and that was our improv.

891
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:48,640
I don't know how those two pirates made it out, man, but I like what he said.

892
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,640
It's true.

893
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,280
I mean, you know, the government is you got to have a second and third job with the way

894
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,680
inflation is going and they call me a pirate or you got to have a podcast.

895
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,800
Yeah, they call me a pirate.

896
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,600
But like he said, the IRS, they're the pirates.

897
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:08,080
Okay, man, so are you ready to move to our next segment?

898
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,080
Let's move.

899
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080
All right.

900
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,880
It's our Eklah, which is all positive advice.

901
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,000
Chris, what you got?

902
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,440
Careful what you ask for.

903
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:23,880
And you can ask for things, but I found that when I'm praying, then you got to be specific,

904
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,880
right?

905
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,080
Because here's it.

906
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,080
You do.

907
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,280
You do because here's the thing.

908
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,880
Like you have to be ready for the things when you pray for them or expecting them or

909
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,880
asking for them.

910
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,960
They may not be in the way that you expect it, right?

911
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:44,480
So recently I was asking God for just more like just to do more of my life and all that

912
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480
stuff.

913
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,840
And I'm about to enter into a season where he is doing more and putting a lot more on

914
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,840
my plate.

915
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,240
And I know it's not more than I can handle, but it's more than I'm used to handling.

916
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,560
And so it's definitely something that I'm going to need his help.

917
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:03,840
But just be ready when you pray those prayers, be ready to step into what comes with that.

918
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:10,280
And that's not a bad thing, but also to remember that you're probably living some of the prayers

919
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,600
and things that you've asked for a couple of years ago.

920
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:18,760
I'm thinking about it, the prayers that I prayed a couple of years ago and realizing,

921
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,920
hey, I'm kind of walking those out and living in those right now.

922
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:26,320
So that always helps you keep perspective when things aren't going the way that you

923
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,680
want them to go.

924
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,360
And you're like, man, my life is like not growing the way that I wanted to go.

925
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,040
But just remember, like you're probably walking in some of the prayers that you've already

926
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,040
prayed.

927
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,800
And so, yep, that's my positive advice.

928
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Yeah, sounds good, man.

929
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,720
And you definitely are right.

930
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,320
And one of the ones, I wouldn't say it's a mistake because, you know, no lesson that

931
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,940
you learn is a mistake or anything like that.

932
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:53,040
But I remember there was one time that I had a season where I was like, God, I want more

933
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,040
wisdom.

934
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,040
Give me more wisdom.

935
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,560
Don't be so arbitrary with things sometimes because, you know what that means, he's like,

936
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,800
oh, I'll give you wisdom.

937
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,800
All right.

938
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,520
He's like, I'll put you through some stuff.

939
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,840
And I mean, it's good, but at the same time, be careful what you ask for.

940
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,640
Definitely be careful what you ask for.

941
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,560
All right.

942
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:18,800
My positive advice is don't be afraid to fix the problems so many times in life.

943
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,960
It's really, really easy.

944
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,080
And I'm going to use this example, right?

945
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,560
I don't know why.

946
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,480
These small things are really easy to just let go as non-problems.

947
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,480
Okay.

948
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,680
I have the cell phone charger.

949
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,800
Okay.

950
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,560
And the cell phone charger at the end, it kind of split.

951
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,600
And you know, I wouldn't say the wires were exposed, but like the outer shells of the

952
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:46,000
wires were exposed more than you would want on a cell phone charger, right?

953
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,320
And I'm not going to lie to you.

954
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,120
I would plug in my phone, plug in my phone, plug in my phone and not even think about

955
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,120
it.

956
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,120
Right?

957
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,520
Not even think about it for some odd reason.

958
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:01,880
When in the other room, I have a box full of other chargers that I could just replace

959
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,880
the cord.

960
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,480
So finally, today I replaced the cord.

961
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,680
And I thought to myself, why the heck did I not replace the cord beforehand?

962
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,120
Well, that's a lot of kind of what happens in life, right?

963
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,600
There are these little problems that go on and you think, oh, well, that's not really

964
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,320
that big of a deal, right?

965
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,640
It still works.

966
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,640
It still works.

967
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,640
It's just a little different.

968
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,360
And you know that things might collapse on you or, you know, in this case, either, you

969
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,880
know, the best case scenario is the charger would go out, right?

970
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,000
The worst case scenario is some sort of electric shock or starting some fire, right?

971
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,880
That you're not supposed to, you don't want to have.

972
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:42,080
So the deal is just if you see those little problems, it's easy enough to nip them in

973
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:48,680
the bud because a lot of times what will happen is later on down the road, there will be a

974
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,680
big blow up or something that will happen.

975
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,880
And then all of a sudden, like what would have happened if it would have zapped my phone,

976
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,880
right?

977
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,120
That's a big lesson.

978
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,480
That's an expensive lesson all because I didn't replace the cord.

979
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,680
So just remember, there are things in life where it's easy enough to replace them at

980
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:12,640
the time versus having to do the hard lesson, the expensive lesson or, you know, the painful

981
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,160
lesson on the back end.

982
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160
It's true, man.

983
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,720
You got to take care of those things right away.

984
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,440
Even if you don't want to, I'm the same way, but I hear you, man.

985
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,040
Well, it's been a great show and we had a good time.

986
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,520
It's been great.

987
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,520
So tell the world about this.

988
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,760
Yeah, we had Pirates at a courthouse and yeah, we had Pirates at a courthouse and all sorts

989
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,760
of stuff.

990
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:38,960
But man, we are over at Trashcan Network, Trashcan Network at Trashcan Network for on YouTube,

991
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,600
you know, Facebook, Instagram, it's all the same there.

992
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,840
So go find us over there.

993
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:49,480
We got plenty of aviation videos being pumped out all the time, even sayings of words like

994
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,480
word origin.

995
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,320
So if you're ever curious about that, we did a donut hole on that a few weeks ago.

996
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,320
We're kind of putting out some short videos on that.

997
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,440
So if you want to go see that, you know, subscribe to the channel or pumping that stuff out,

998
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,920
you'll see it pop up on your notifications if you subscribe.

999
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,720
So we really appreciate that.

1000
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,880
Same thing with social media, Facebook, that sort of thing.

1001
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,200
That way you can keep up to date on everything that we're doing.

1002
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,480
Don't find us every Monday and yeah, man, that's all I got over here.

1003
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,480
Let's do it, man.

1004
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,480
Let's close it out.

1005
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,480
I'm ready to sign off.

1006
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:50,280
I'm Chris and I'm Micah and this has been the Dillna Fox podcast.