1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,600 Welcome to the Sunday Night Slow Jams. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:10,400 Jamming all your favorite R&B hits all night long. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:15,880 We have this special Valentine's Day Sunday Night Slow Jams and we got some callers who 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,280 want to shout out some old expressions. 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,880 First caller, go ahead and make your shout out. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,880 Yeah, this is Gene. 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:39,880 And I want to shout out to my lady, Shanty, that trade park, and Vicky and Marcy in particular. 8 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,880 You know you my girls and I appreciate you. 9 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,880 Everything you do and the support of the All-Browhead. 10 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,880 Thank you, Gene. 11 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,880 We hope all those ladies out of the trade park are hearing that old expression. 12 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,880 Next caller. 13 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:59,880 And I called the other IT man but they said to call your number and here I am. 14 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,880 I think you're mistaken sir. 15 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:06,880 This is DJ Reddit on the Sunday Night Slow Jams kicking it back old school. 16 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:11,880 Oh, oh, D.O. I love your show. 17 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,880 What is your name sir? 18 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,880 Oh, Mr. Chan. 19 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,880 Mr. Chan, do you have a special person? 20 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,880 Do you have a special person that you want to shout out? 21 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,880 Give an oral expression to? 22 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Yeah, Mi Ho Chan. 23 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,880 Yeah, yeah, that's shout out. 24 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 Yeah, on your show. 25 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:35,880 Thank you, Mi Ho Chan is having a wonderful Valentine's Day. 26 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,880 Last caller. 27 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:44,880 Hey man, this is Darrell and I just want to send my oral expression out over to my main 28 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,880 lady, Tracy. 29 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,880 And you know what, we need to go get some Mexican food again that one. 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,880 Well Darrell, we hope Tracy has heard that oral expression. 31 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,880 We thank all of you listeners for listening to the Sunday Night Slow Jams. 32 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,880 Hi, I'm Chris. 33 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,880 And I'm Michael. 34 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:23,880 And this is the Valentine's Day episode of the Donut Box Podcasts. 35 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,880 Well, buddy, I don't know how you feel about Valentine's Day. 36 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:31,880 This is not what fries my donuts, but a lot of people celebrate this day, celebrate their 37 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:36,880 holidays, so we had to do a special Valentine's Day episode as per usual. 38 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,880 Yeah, you got to acknowledge the holidays where we acknowledge a fat baby that shoots 39 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,880 arrows and things like that. 40 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,880 But hey, here we are. 41 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,880 So Valentine's Day, gotta love this episode. 42 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,880 I'm very curious. 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,880 I know it's predominantly an American holiday, but do a lot of other cloutries around the 44 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,880 world celebrate Valentine's Day or is it primarily like the U.S.? 45 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,880 I have no idea. 46 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,880 That's a very good question. 47 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,880 You know what? 48 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,880 You guys let us know. 49 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,880 You can find us on Facebook, Instagram, at Trash Can Network, and you can let us know. 50 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,880 We can go ahead and plug it at the beginning of the show now that you've said that. 51 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,880 Yeah, well, speaking of around the world and all the countries and stuff, we want to shout 52 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,880 out all of the countries that are listening. 53 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:28,880 In Africa, over there in Australia, over there in the UK, Ireland, of course, France, Russia, 54 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:34,880 Canada, for sure, over there in the Caribbean, or Caribbean if you're Jack Sparrow, I guess. 55 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,880 But yeah, where else do we have listening stateside? 56 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,880 I need to know. 57 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,880 Are there more people that call it Caribbean as well? 58 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:46,880 The only time I say Caribbean is when I'm saying Pirates of the Caribbean. 59 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,880 That's it. 60 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,880 Yeah, maybe it's a Disney Jack Sparrow thing. 61 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,880 I don't know. 62 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:56,880 Anyways, so stateside, we got folks all the way up in Massachusetts, Maine, all the way 63 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:04,880 down into the southern parts of our country, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, 64 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:12,880 Louisiana, our home state of Texas, moving west, even into California, Oregon, and Washington, 65 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,880 and even in our northern states. 66 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,880 We've got a bunch of folks in Ohio, got a shout out Ohio, and in the middle of our country, 67 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,880 Iowa, man, Iowa has always been real big, so we appreciate you guys. 68 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,880 But yeah, all over the place, I didn't shout out Virginia, you always got to shout out. 69 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,880 Yes, we do. 70 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:33,880 And since Virginia is for lovers, that's a great segue to go ahead and jump into our 71 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,880 episode, and we're going to start off with the old fashioned donut, which is a story 72 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:38,880 from our past. 73 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,880 Now, since it's Valentine's Day, and we have a special Valentine's Day episode for you, 74 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:49,880 we're going to talk about a couple of, I guess, girls that had it bad for me and Micah. 75 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,880 Now, if you were listening last week, we both admitted that we did not have that much game 76 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:59,880 when it came to the ladies in our teenage years, but both of us kind of had some crazy 77 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,880 stalker situations, and I'm going to let Micah go first. 78 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:08,880 What he's saying is we had women we didn't want all over us, but the women we did want 79 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,880 didn't want nothing to do with us. 80 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:18,880 Anyways, pretty much this one here, how it started out, was it was a girl in my class, 81 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:25,880 and she was real nice, she was real nice, but really just wasn't my type. 82 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:30,880 And yeah, man, she was all me, man. 83 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:36,880 She wanted us to be in a relationship really, really bad to the point where every day at 84 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:41,880 school, she'd do my favorite snack and my favorite drink, and she would bring that every single 85 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,880 day. 86 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:51,880 Trying to win me over, I guess, and just knew every period of class that I had and would 87 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,880 walk with me everywhere. 88 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,880 I mean, it would be like texting me nonstop. 89 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,880 I mean, just a lot, a lot. 90 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,880 And I was a pretty heavy textor back then, and if I'm like, bro, you texting too much, 91 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,880 that's a big deal. 92 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,880 Yeah, you were like, I want people to text me. 93 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,880 I want them to text me, you know what? 94 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,880 But I didn't want them to text me that much. 95 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Oh, I did not. 96 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,880 And it was about anything and everything. 97 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,880 And you know, it wasn't the meaningful text. 98 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 I don't know. 99 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,880 It was that text that was just like, hey, hey, how are you doing? 100 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,880 What are you doing? 101 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 I'm sitting at my house. 102 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,880 What are you doing? 103 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 Oh, I just ate dinner. 104 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,880 That's cool. 105 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,880 What do you have? 106 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,880 And it just wasn't anything. 107 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,880 I don't know. 108 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:31,880 It was kind of that. 109 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,880 And at that point, you got to just to give some context. 110 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,880 I think I was 16 at the time. 111 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,880 Yeah, I was a sophomore. 112 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,880 I was 16. 113 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,880 And so we're going to pass that stage, right? 114 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,880 Especially where we were at with texting and everything like that. 115 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:54,880 At that point, you know, that was kind of middle school, like early high school, you know, 116 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,880 so you kind of coming out of that whole thing of just kind of just texting for nothing. 117 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,880 So whenever she just be texting for love, then it's just like, that's true. 118 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:07,880 We did use to like, we, we would instant message, like, be a Michael with like instant message 119 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,880 like, what's up? 120 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,880 It's like, nothing. 121 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,880 What are you doing? 122 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,880 It's like throwing a Frisbee. 123 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,880 Oh, that's cool. 124 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,880 What kind of Frisbee is it? 125 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,880 And then we just, you just be talking about nothing. 126 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,880 Like, I think you were like, it was so new at that time. 127 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Like, and it was so like innovative, I guess that it was, you just wanted to use it. 128 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,880 Like you didn't care what you were talking about. 129 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,880 So that's part of the reason why to. 130 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,880 Yeah, that's kind of weird to think about. 131 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,880 We could go into a whole thing on that. 132 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,880 Cause it was a, it was a transformation. 133 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,880 It's pretty crazy. 134 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,880 But anyways, so things, things kept moving forward and I'll be honest. 135 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,880 I wasn't really a great guy in this situation cause I was just like, Hey, I'm getting free. 136 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:55,880 I mean, it was Micah at 16 years old and Chris, I'm going to stop right there and briefly 137 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,880 describe what that was like, that experience. 138 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,880 Yeah, go for it. 139 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,880 Tell, tell the, let the world in on your 16 year old mom. 140 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:10,880 My 16 year old me was like, let's get some cookies and some Dr. Pepper every single day will make her feel like she good. 141 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,880 But you know, is what it is, right? 142 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:18,880 And so, bro, I remember dodging some like really, really crazy stuff. 143 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,880 And what I mean by that is she was like, yes. 144 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,880 So we had this like bonus period of school. 145 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:32,880 I don't know why it was honestly because so many people in our school are failing that they had to have an extra period to like have people from the previous 146 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,880 semester make up classes that they failed so they didn't have to go to summer school. 147 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,880 And so there was like this extra period. 148 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:45,880 But if you didn't have to do that, well, you got to do kind of all these extracurricular stuff like there was like weightlifting and but it wasn't a class. 149 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,880 If that makes sense, like you could have weightlifting class, but this was totally different anyways. 150 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,880 So she was on the school newspaper, right? 151 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,880 And so she had like this pass to basically get out anytime. 152 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,880 And she was like, yeah, like I can get you one too. 153 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,880 And like we can go out to the parking lot to my car and all this other stuff. 154 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,880 And I was like, I was like, yeah, that sounds good. 155 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:14,880 But every time it came time, it was just like, no, I'm just not feeling good. 156 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,880 Or it's just like, no, I don't want to get in trouble or my coach has me doing something. 157 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,880 It was always, it was always something, right? 158 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:26,880 And I mean, she just she just really, really wanted me. 159 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,880 I knew it's bad, but I knew I had to end it. 160 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:34,880 And the way that I ended it was not the best of ways, but she just was not leaving me alone. 161 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:44,880 Well, her in your defense, bro, she wanted to do like some, how do I put this, some not g rated things with you. 162 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:49,880 And she was she was like kind of forcing herself on you like that. 163 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:55,880 And she was definitely doing things and sending things that were unsolicited. 164 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,880 So she actually was technically my first kiss. 165 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,880 I don't count it because wait, I thought your first kiss was that girl in the chip aisle and by. 166 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,880 Okay, that was the one that I always count as the first one that was later on that year. 167 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,880 But the technical first one was her. 168 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:16,880 I don't I don't count it though, because it was very it was a bad experience, which we're going to go into right now. 169 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:23,880 So basically what happened was one day we get out of class and we had the same last class together. 170 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,880 And so we're going to the parking lot to our vehicles. 171 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,880 And she's like, yeah, like I want you to walk me to my car. 172 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,880 Okay, so I had I had practice. 173 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,880 And so basically it's like, okay, I'm gonna go out there and then I'm gonna come back. 174 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,880 So I go out there and she was like, you know, like we should take this different route. 175 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,880 And I didn't even think about it. 176 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,880 I was just like, yeah, whatever, that's fine. 177 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:52,880 And so there's this area in the back of the school that was very well known for not having cameras for obvious reasons. 178 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,880 And so we would walk back that direction. 179 00:10:55,880 --> 00:11:01,880 And I kid you not, she was just like, she just turned to me and just grabbed me and she was short too. 180 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,880 So and I'm a big guy. 181 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,880 I'm like six, three. 182 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,880 And I would say she was probably five foot. 183 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:13,880 And so she like turn and I mean, grab me like by the back of the neck and just like plenty one on me. 184 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:20,880 And what makes it just to this day, I don't know why, but she had banana lip gloss on. 185 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,880 And I remember that whole rest that night, I could not stop tasting banana lip gloss. 186 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,880 I just like wanted that off my lips so bad. 187 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:33,880 And so every time I like smell like that fake banana smell, it just, I don't like it, bro. 188 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,880 It just brings back. 189 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,880 Well, yeah, that's kind of crazy. 190 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,880 She kind of forced herself on you. 191 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:46,880 But you know, you know, at least you told her no eventually and not the bad happen. 192 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,880 Here's, here's how I got out of it. 193 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,880 I didn't quite tell her no. 194 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,880 She had this friend who was really fine. 195 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,880 Like, I mean, it was bad, but she was really fine. 196 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,880 And so I said, Hey, so what's the situation with your friend? 197 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,880 Could you put it a good word for me? 198 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,880 And then that day that's messed up, bro. 199 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880 That's cool. 200 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,880 Oh, it was really bad. 201 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,880 16 year old me was Chris. 202 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,880 I was not a good person at 16. 203 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,880 You can back would not do is that sort of thing now. 204 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,880 And if you're listening and you know who you are, I'm real sorry. 205 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,880 You were a little clingy to hope you'd be better than that. 206 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:28,880 Now, but anyways, as bad as you said that you were at 16, at least you didn't have a kid at 15 broke the cycle, broke the family cycle. 207 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,880 Anyways, keep going. 208 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,880 That's pretty much it, man. 209 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,880 So she, she left me alone after that. 210 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:42,880 The only other thing that happened was, you know, I ordered a yearbook that year and literally the only picture of me in the, and this was an expansive yearbook like this. 211 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:50,880 They, most people would get a slip of here's how many pages you're on kind of thing and most people would have three to four pages that they're on. 212 00:12:50,880 --> 00:13:00,880 I was on, it was my sports teams like the official pictures, you know, the hands behind the back pictures and then my school picture and those were the only pictures I had in the yearbook. 213 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,880 Like I didn't have any candid photos didn't have anything else. 214 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,880 It was literally what was necessary and that was it. 215 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,880 So that was her way of getting revenge, I guess. 216 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:14,880 Oh yeah, I was never in the yearbook unless it was my regular school picture. 217 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,880 I just avoided the group picture. 218 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,880 Well, yeah, that's interesting enough. 219 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:28,880 So mine, this was actually a Facebook stalk that turned into, I don't know what it turned into. 220 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:34,880 So I randomly got added by this girl named Jenny in California. 221 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,880 I don't know. 222 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,880 I don't know who she was. 223 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,880 I don't know how she knew me. Maybe we had some mutual friends that come and I don't know. 224 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880 Let's go back. 225 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:48,880 It's weird that we keep going back to social media in this conversation, but you also have to think too at the time. 226 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,880 Social media again was new. 227 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,880 And so it was kind of interesting to have friends from all over. 228 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:58,880 And so there was, I remember there was another chick, wasn't her name like Stevie or something. 229 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,880 And she would like add everybody like didn't matter who it was. 230 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,880 If it came to like, oh, and she would just add everybody had no clue who she was. 231 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,880 But I don't know. She just wanted to add everybody. 232 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 Anyways, continue. 233 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,880 I think it was kind of one of those situations. 234 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,880 Yeah, I guess I don't know. 235 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:21,880 So Jenny like messages me on Facebook, like, I mean straight out the gate, like, hey, you're cute. 236 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,880 And I was just like, okay, cool. 237 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:31,880 But like the thing about like her, like her profile was like so limited and like it didn't have that many pictures. 238 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:36,880 So like, I didn't really know like what she looked like or who she was. 239 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,880 And again, like you're 15 years old. 240 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,880 That's all you care about is what people look like. 241 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,880 But bro, like, like, so, you know, I don't know somehow we exchange numbers. 242 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,880 Like we texted a little bit back and forth, but she was kind of the same way. 243 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,880 Like just like just straight forward with it, everything. 244 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,880 Like it got to the point where like she was like posting on posting on my wall. 245 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,880 And I was just like, bro, like you got to chill out. 246 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:10,880 And like it got to the point where like people at church saw a couple of people in the youth group and they were like, hey, bro, like what's up with what's up with that girl Jenny posting on your Facebook. 247 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,880 And I literally said it. 248 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880 We said this forever. 249 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,880 It's like, man, that girl been giving me hash all week, man. 250 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,880 She would give me hash all week. 251 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,880 And we said that for like the longest time I said, I don't know what is up with Jenny. 252 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,880 You know, we also got it. 253 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880 I don't want to steal the thunder. 254 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,880 Were you about to talk about the voicemail she was leaving? 255 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 Oh yeah. 256 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 So she left me. 257 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,880 She would leave me like boys. 258 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,880 If I didn't pick up, I remember this one and it went, it goes like this. 259 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 Like it just started off. 260 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,880 It was kind of awkward and she just left the voice phone. 261 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,880 She was like, hey, buddy, how's it going? 262 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,880 I hope you're doing good. 263 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,880 And then like, I don't remember what the rest of the message was, but I just remember that. 264 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880 Hey, buddy. 265 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,880 I was just like, what? 266 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Who is this person, man? 267 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,880 Like who is this person? 268 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,880 Well, you're also leaving me like voicemails. 269 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,880 It started off with, hey, yeah, it was like two minutes long of a voicemail and she was 270 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,880 like talking to you as if you were almost there. 271 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,880 Like that's, that's what I remember because you would show and it wasn't just the one 272 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,880 like there was multiple and it always started off with, hey, buddy. 273 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:14,880 And that real like, yeah, it was, it was real weird because, hey, buddy. 274 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:19,880 So I went to the mall today and I was in GameStop. 275 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880 I was in GameStop. 276 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880 I was in GameStop. 277 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 I was in GameStop. 278 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:30,880 I was in GameStop and thought about you because you said something about your Nintendo and 279 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,880 like she just kept on talking. 280 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 Yeah. 281 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,880 So I did think it was like, even at like 15, it was like hard for us to like even talk 282 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,880 because like I lived on the East coast and she lived on the West coast. 283 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,880 So it was like three hours apart. 284 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,880 So like by the time like I'm out of school, she's still in school. 285 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,880 And by the time she gets out of school, like it's getting close to dinner time and time 286 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,880 for bed and all that stuff. 287 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,880 And like, I don't know, bro. 288 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,880 It was weird. 289 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,880 She was like, she wasn't, she wasn't on the level of Micah's stalker. 290 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:07,880 Like, I mean, it was good that we, it was like, bro, if she was there in person, if she 291 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,880 was there in person, she would have been that way. 292 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,880 Oh yeah. 293 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 She would have came by my house, bro. 294 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,880 She probably would have for sure, for sure. 295 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,880 But yeah, it's wild, man. 296 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,880 It's wild for sure. 297 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,880 You got to love it being 15. 298 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,880 And at that age, you're just looking for attention. 299 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,880 You're just looking for anybody that'll like you. 300 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:29,880 Like you said, the ones that you try to shoot your shot with, like they're not interested. 301 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:34,880 And then the ones that try to shoot your shot with you, like the two of them that do, like 302 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,880 you're not interested in them. 303 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,880 So it's, I don't know. 304 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880 It's always weird. 305 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,880 I know we've, I know we've gone over. 306 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,880 I got to tell you about one more, one more girl. 307 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880 This was great. 308 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,880 This was middle school, bro. 309 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,880 Middle school, there was this gal and again, she liked me. 310 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,880 I did not like her at all. 311 00:17:53,880 --> 00:18:02,880 She was, I hate to be so mean, but she was trailer trash, like straight up, like she was, it was just nasty. 312 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,880 Like if you remember Edna and Eddie and the canker sister, she was like the middle sister. 313 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,880 Like that's, that's who she was like. 314 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,880 Anyways, so she really was into me and all this other stuff. 315 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:22,880 And I'm not going to say how I downed her, but there was a little school project and yeah, anyways, we're not going to talk about how I insulted her. 316 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:37,880 But anyways, she very quickly flipped on like, oh, I don't like you and no more, but it's quickly turned into, oh yeah, I like you to then, oh yeah, my daddy's in jail and he's going to get out of jail and kick your behind and all this other stuff. 317 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:43,880 And I was just like, I wish your dad would and then like a few days later, she brought in this letter, like this handwritten letter. 318 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,880 It's like anybody mess with my baby girl's going to get it when I get out and all this other stuff. 319 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,880 And I'm like, yeah, then they'll put them right back in where he belongs. 320 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,880 And then she got real mad. 321 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,880 So that's how that would ended. 322 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,880 Gotta love your unfiltered self at that age. 323 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,880 Oh my God. 324 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,880 I just let, I let whatever fly. 325 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880 Poor people. 326 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,880 I would like to apologize to whoever had to catch that raffin. 327 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,880 Yeah, mostly me. No, I'm just kidding. 328 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,880 I'm just kidding. 329 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,880 Why the heck do you stick around then? 330 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,880 I know we're still friends to this day. 331 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,880 So, but yeah, man, I'm ready to jump into the next segment. 332 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,880 The next segment is not the jelly donut. 333 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,880 It's Taiyo Shoes because you trippin. 334 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:34,880 These are stories about people specifically, not really on Valentine's Day, but these are about people that were cheating in their, in their relationship and they got found out. 335 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,880 So, Taiyo Shoes because you trippin. 336 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880 Let's see what happens. 337 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,880 What's the story? 338 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:46,880 This first one, this guy created a fake Facebook profile, which apparently now that's like a, like to have multiple Instagram accounts. 339 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,880 Like, I guess that's the thing now. 340 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,880 But this guy created a fake Facebook profile and contacted other women. 341 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:59,880 Eventually, however, his girlfriend got wind of his fake profile because it was on the people you may know. 342 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,880 And it was recommended to her by Facebook itself. 343 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:12,880 When she saw his profile picture on the fake account and looked at his profile, she knew exactly what he'd been up to and the women that he was cheating with. 344 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,880 So, Taiyo Shoes because you trippin. 345 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 Man, that's terrible. 346 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,880 You see, that's why you can't be doing that stuff. 347 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880 You're gonna get find out. 348 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,880 Wow. 349 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,880 All right, next one. 350 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:32,880 So, this one person said that five hours after she broke up with her boyfriend, she said that her ex-boyfriend, I guess, updated his Facebook status to 351 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,880 Engage. 352 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,880 She thought he was just friends with this girl that he was engaged to. 353 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,880 Turns out it was much more. 354 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,880 The girl posted a photo of the ring and said, he finally asked and I said yes. 355 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:51,880 So, apparently they have been dating behind her back and then as soon as they broke up, that guy was like, well, I might as well get engaged now. 356 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880 Dang. 357 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 That's cold. 358 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880 That's cold blooded. 359 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,880 Cold blooded, man. 360 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,880 Cold blooded. 361 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,880 Taiyo Shoes. 362 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,880 She trippin. 363 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,880 All right, this next one. 364 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,880 Oh, it's about a military. 365 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,880 It's about a military veteran. 366 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880 What? 367 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880 Are you serious? 368 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,880 Are you saying, Christopher, wait a second. 369 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:20,880 Are you saying members of our military, our armed forces, could possibly be having some extramarital affairs while overseas or abroad for our country? 370 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,880 No, they could not be having, because they are the heroes of this country. 371 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,880 Okay, actually, it wasn't this guy. 372 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,880 It was actually his wife was cheating. 373 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880 Okay, so. 374 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,880 Well, I feel bad for making that comment. 375 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,880 Yeah. 376 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,880 Okay. 377 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,880 Don't laugh. 378 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880 This isn't funny, but it kind of is. 379 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:42,880 A military veteran had to have surgery on his testicles due to a possible tumor. 380 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880 Hold on. 381 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,880 Sorry, I took a drink at the wrong time. 382 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,880 Go ahead. 383 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,880 Due to a possible tumor, he had to have surgery and his girlfriend came to visit him to make him dinner. 384 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:58,880 So, the guy couldn't find his phone, so his girlfriend gave him hers. 385 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:07,880 While he's looking at the, while he's looking at chicken cordon blue recipes on the phone, an inappropriate picture from his friend, Ryan, comes up on a text. 386 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:16,880 While looking through the text conversations, he found out that Ryan and his girlfriend called his, his deployment a quote unquote, sexcation. 387 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:25,880 He kicked her out while still, while he was still in pain recovering from the surgery, and he wished that he had made cordon chicken cordon blue first. 388 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,880 So, yeah, apparently his girlfriend was cheating while he was on deployment. 389 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,880 Sad, but you know, that's kind of typical. 390 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,880 And he found this out while he was having surgery on his test. 391 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,880 Recovering from surgery on his testicles. 392 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,880 Not during the surgery. 393 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:46,880 All I'm saying is this, it's apparent he was recovering from testicle surgery, looking at chicken cordon blue recipes. 394 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,880 But anyways, go ahead. 395 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,880 Tie your shoes, because you tripping. 396 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,880 Yep. 397 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,880 Tie your shoes, because you tripping. 398 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,880 All right. 399 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:59,880 So apparently, this guy came home after working a double shift. 400 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,880 And he saw that the toilet seat was up in his bathroom. 401 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:09,880 He figured that, hey, I guess my wife hasn't used the bathroom in 20 hours or something else was going on. 402 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,880 In this case, the latter was true. 403 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,880 He found out that she had been cheating on him soon after and got divorced. 404 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,880 So he came. 405 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:22,880 So I guess this guy was a nurse or whatever worked in the medical field had been working for 20 hours, came home and was like, oh, yeah. 406 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:31,880 The toilet seat is still left up from when I left it 20 hours ago and was like, oh, I guess my wife didn't pee today. 407 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,880 But his wife was at home. 408 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,880 So I guess he found out that she was cheating through that. 409 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,880 Another toilet seat paper that's come to a close. 410 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,880 But that's unfortunate. 411 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,880 That's real unfortunate. 412 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,880 Really unfortunate. 413 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880 Okay, three more. 414 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,880 And these are very short. 415 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880 Okay. 416 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:52,880 A woman received a letter from a college she had never attended. 417 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,880 Inside she found a printed copy of her husband's entire text history with his lover. 418 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,880 She figured the sender was a scoring lover or another husband. 419 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,880 At the time, the woman was seven months pregnant. 420 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:11,880 So she got a letter in the mail saying it was from a college and maybe maybe the person worked for the college. 421 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,880 Maybe that's what it was. 422 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,880 Maybe so trying to send messages. 423 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,880 That's what it was. 424 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,880 See, listen, that's why you can't do that. 425 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,880 Can't do that stuff and always going to come back. 426 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:27,880 This lady, this engaged woman, she was looking for directions to this place. 427 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:34,880 And so she decided to get more accurate directions by going through Google Street View. 428 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,880 She saw something that looked shocking. 429 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,880 Her boyfriend was looking rather intimate with another woman. 430 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,880 She confronted him with the picture and he confessed. 431 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,880 Of course, they broke off the engagement. 432 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,880 I guess this guy was in the middle of cheating when Google came by to take the pictures. 433 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:55,880 And this woman just so happened to be looking up directions and look on Google Street View. 434 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,880 And there it is, her boyfriend with another woman. 435 00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,880 Man, what are the chances? 436 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,880 My thing is, listen, God wanted you to get caught. 437 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,880 If she found you on that day on Google Street View. 438 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880 Yep, last one. 439 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,880 Okay, this guy went to his girlfriend's house to surprise her. 440 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,880 He walked in on her asleep in bed with another man. 441 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,880 He calmly went to her side of the bed, gently woke her up and asked if she wanted some pancakes. 442 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,880 She didn't understand what was going on and said, yeah, sure, I want some pancakes. 443 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,880 Then the boyfriend says, what about this guy? 444 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,880 Does he want pancakes too? 445 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:33,880 And then he left and I guess they broke up. 446 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:39,880 So, and then this last one, after coming back from a grocery one, 447 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,880 let me restart, after coming back from a grocery run, 448 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,880 a woman found her boyfriend being intimate with one of his coworkers. 449 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,880 They were being intimate in this lady's apartment and in her bed. 450 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,880 In pure rage, she dumped an entire gallon of milk on them, 451 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,880 threw a package of hot dogs at the woman and clocked her in the head. 452 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,880 She threw a loaf of bread at his crotch and then threw them out of the house, 453 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,880 half naked in the sun. 454 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:06,880 Oh, this lady was a black lady. 455 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,880 I can tell you, bro, because black women, they don't put up with no cheating. 456 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:16,880 Like if they find you cheating, you're going to get, she's going to dump the eggs on you, the pancakes, like pancake mix. 457 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,880 She's like, oh, you want to be cheating? 458 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:25,880 Don't be dumping clothes into the street from the top floor, like letting it all out in the wind, throwing pictures out. 459 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,880 I love them, man, because they don't put up with nothing. 460 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,880 They'll tell you like it is. 461 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,880 If they don't like you, they'll tell you like it is. 462 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:39,880 But that's crazy, man. I can't believe that she dumped the eggs, dumped through the loaf of bread at him. 463 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,880 Everything. 464 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,880 Well, her dude needs to tie his shoes because he's tripping doing what he was doing. 465 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,880 He's tripping, man. 466 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,880 Well, we are going to move into the donut hole. 467 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,880 And I got a quiz for you today, man. 468 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,880 Gotta love quizzes. 469 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,880 What are we doing? 470 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,880 It is a quiz about Valentine's Day trivia. 471 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:02,880 So different questions about Valentine's Day history, origin, traditions, all that good stuff. 472 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880 We'll see if you can get it right. 473 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880 All right, sounds good. 474 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:11,880 All right, number one, about how many roses are sent on Valentine's Day each year? 475 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:17,880 A, 20 million, B, 30 million, C, 50 million, or D, 60 million? 476 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880 I'm going to say 60 million. 477 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,880 I think it's going to be the highest number. 478 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,880 It's actually 50 million, man. 479 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,880 You were just a little high. 480 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,880 So close by 10 million. 481 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,880 But yeah, I know it's going to be a lot, man. 482 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,880 Everybody likes to. 483 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,880 Well, I wouldn't say everybody, but a lot of people order roses. 484 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:38,880 Number two, what popular website debuted on Valentine's Day in 2005? 485 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:44,880 A, Godaddy.com, B, YouTube, C, eBay, or D, Amazon? 486 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,880 And you said it was what year? 487 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,880 2005 of Valentine's Day. 488 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,880 Oh, I know Amazon was already in existence. 489 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,880 What were the other options? 490 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,880 You said YouTube and what else? 491 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,880 Godaddy.com and eBay. 492 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,880 I'm going to go with YouTube. 493 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880 Yes, sir. 494 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,880 It is YouTube 2005. 495 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,880 All right. 496 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,880 Next one. 497 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,880 On average, how many marriage proposals are on Valentine's Day? 498 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:15,880 200 and 20,000, 500,000, 340,000, or 450,000. 499 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,880 450,000. 500 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880 Let's go 450. 501 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,880 It's actually 220,000. 502 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,880 220,000. 503 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,880 So actually not that many. 504 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,880 I mean, that's really not that many thinking about it. 505 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,880 I feel like if you do a marriage proposal on Valentine's Day, 506 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,880 do you feel like that kind of cheapens the marriage proposal? 507 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880 Do you feel like that? 508 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,880 I mean, I think it's pretty dang cliche, but I mean, some people are in on it. 509 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880 You know what I mean? 510 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:43,880 It's kind of that same thing as if you propose at a sporting event with like 30,000 people, 511 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,880 I mean, that puts the pressure on the other person to say yes, right? 512 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,880 So does that kind of cheapen it too? 513 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,880 Or if you propose on Christmas, again, I'm not a woman, so I don't know. 514 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880 I don't know how they, I guess it depends on. 515 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,880 It depends on the person, I'm sure. 516 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,880 If Christmas is like your favorite holiday and it's like that'll be my best Christmas present ever, I guess. 517 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,880 All right. 518 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,880 In Roman mythology, Cupid is the son of whom? 519 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,880 A. Zeus. 520 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,880 B. Hermes. 521 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,880 C. Venus. 522 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,880 Or Deepa Sight. 523 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,880 I'm gonna say Venus. 524 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,880 Yeah, it's Venus. 525 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,880 It is Venus. 526 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,880 I'm your Venus. 527 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,880 I don't know. 528 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880 I'm your father. 529 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,880 Listen, we ain't talking about no razor commercial. 530 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,880 All right, I'm just saying, I have no clue how I knew that. 531 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,880 All I know is Venus, something, something, God is a love. 532 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,880 There you go. 533 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,880 All right, which state produces the most red roses in America? 534 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:39,880 A. Utah, B. Minnesota, C. Florida, or D. California? 535 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,880 It's between Utah and California. 536 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,880 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say California. 537 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,880 Yeah, it's California. 538 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,880 You thought it was Utah because all the Mormons up there have to get all the flowers from the lady's son, 539 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880 but it is California. 540 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,880 I thought about it because of the Rose Bowl. 541 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,880 I was like, you know what? 542 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,880 What notorious gangster orchestrated the St. Valentine's Day massacre? 543 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,880 A. George Babyface Nelson. 544 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,880 B. Alcapone. 545 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,880 C. Bonnie and Clyde. 546 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,880 Or D. Don Corleone. 547 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,880 Don Corleone. 548 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,880 That's the best answer ever. 549 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,880 I don't think it was Bonnie and Clyde. 550 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,880 It wasn't. 551 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,880 Who's the middle one? 552 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880 I'll say Alcapone. 553 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,880 It is Alcapone. 554 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880 He did. 555 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,880 He did. 556 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,880 All right. 557 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,880 What major invention was pat-patotin? 558 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,880 Let me start that one over. 559 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,880 What major invention was patented on Valentine's Day? 560 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880 A. The cotton gin. 561 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,880 B. The light bulb. 562 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,880 C. The telephone. 563 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,880 Or D. The telegraph. 564 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,880 I'm gonna take a wild stab. 565 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,880 Let's do telegraph. 566 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,880 Oh, it's actually the telephone. 567 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,880 Telephone. 568 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880 Oh, grand bail. 569 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Look at it. 570 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,880 Yep. 571 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,880 He did it. 572 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,880 He did it. 573 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:51,880 William Shakespeare mentions Valentine's Day in which of his plays? 574 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880 A. Romeo and Juliet. 575 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880 B. Hamlet. 576 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,880 C. Othello. 577 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,880 Or D. Julius Caesar. 578 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,880 I feel like the obvious answer is Romeo and Juliet, but I don't think it was. 579 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,880 Wait, wait, wait. 580 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,880 Didn't they say, didn't they say something about it? 581 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,880 Julius Caesar? 582 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,880 Oh, no, no, no. 583 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,880 That's the Ives of Marv. 584 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,880 Is that your final answer? 585 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,880 Yeah, I'll go Julius Caesar. 586 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,880 No, no, no. 587 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,880 I'll go Romeo and Juliet. 588 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,880 Well, which is it? 589 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880 Romeo and Juliet. 590 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 Dang it. 591 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880 Okay. 592 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,880 It's actually Hamlet. 593 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:14,880 He's the one of those. 594 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,880 So it was neither one. 595 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880 Well, it shows how much I like Shakespeare. 596 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 All right. 597 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,880 Two more questions. 598 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,880 Who invented the first Valentine's Day candy balls? 599 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,880 A. Milton Hershey. 600 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,880 B. Richard Cadbury. 601 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,880 C. Willy Wonka. 602 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880 Or D. Henry Ford. 603 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,880 We're going to do old Hershey. 604 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,880 It's actually Cadbury. 605 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,880 Oh, Cadbury, huh? 606 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,880 Yeah. 607 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,880 Cadbury is. 608 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,880 They all under one roof. 609 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,880 They all under one roof now. 610 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,880 Yeah, they are. 611 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,880 All right. 612 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,880 Sweethearts, the ones with the writing on them. 613 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,880 The Sweethearts production was temporarily suspended in which year? 614 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,880 1998, 2009, 2014, or 2019? 615 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,880 I'm going to go 99. 616 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,880 It's actually 2019, and they stopped production. 617 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,880 I really don't make them no more. 618 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,880 See, it shows how much I know. 619 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,880 No, no, no, no. 620 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,880 They still make them. 621 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,880 Just for that one year. 622 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,880 They just temporarily suspended it. 623 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,880 Was it for COVID? 624 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880 I don't know. 625 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,880 I didn't say. 626 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880 I don't really like them. 627 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,880 I'll be honest with you. 628 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,880 Yeah. 629 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,880 I guess the tradition. 630 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,880 The writing and the nostalgia. 631 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880 For sure. 632 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,880 Well, man, that was our donut hole. 633 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:25,880 And speaking of Valentine's Day, I don't know what fries your donuts in Valentine's Day related, 634 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,880 but what fries your donuts this week? 635 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,880 Nah, it's not Valentine's Day related, but it kind of is. 636 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880 Man, you don't really fries my donuts. 637 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,880 The checkout experience at stores. 638 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,880 I don't know if you've noticed this, man. 639 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,880 It's become more cumbersome over the years. 640 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,880 It used to be you were able to walk in a store, pay, and leave. 641 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,880 The next thing you know, they're like, okay, we'll join our little club or join our rewards. 642 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880 Give us your little email, whatnot. 643 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,880 Bro, you can't leave a store now with just checking out. 644 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,880 Have you noticed that? 645 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,880 Sometimes the checkout is the longest bit. 646 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:06,880 I was in the store the other day and I had one item I needed to go get. 647 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,880 And this store did not have self-checkout. 648 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,880 Normally I'll do self-checkout if anything, but no. 649 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,880 So it was actually a hardware store. 650 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,880 Got one thing, go up to the checkout. 651 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,880 They're just like, yes, so do you have a rewards card with us? 652 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,880 And I was just like, no. 653 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,880 They're like, would you have a credit card with us? 654 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,880 I was like, no. 655 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,880 They're like, would you like to sign up? 656 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,880 And they asked if I wanted to sign up for both, right? 657 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880 It's like, no. 658 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880 And it's like, are you sure it just takes a few minutes? 659 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,880 I'm like, no. 660 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,880 And then they're like, OK, well, here you go, go ahead and pay. 661 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,880 And I don't know about you, but chip readers, we need to get this stuff into control. 662 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,880 There is not a universal chip reader out there. 663 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,880 I don't know. 664 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,880 Each one of those little machines works different. 665 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,880 And I work in IT and that stuff drives me nuts. 666 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,880 Nobody knows how to operate them. 667 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,880 And so what'll happen is you'll insert the chip and then it'll be like reinsert. 668 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,880 You'll reinsert it again. 669 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880 You'll reinsert it again. 670 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,880 And you have all these problems. 671 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,880 And the guy behind there is all getting huffy. 672 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,880 And you're like, listen, man, it's the day machine. 673 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,880 And then it's like, OK, try to swipe it when clearly the machine is telling you to insert the chip. 674 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,880 And I'm like, I don't think it's to the swipe step yet. 675 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,880 I don't know, bro. 676 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,880 It's like, just take my money so I can get my goods and services and leave. 677 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,880 This has all become way too much of a process. 678 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880 Yeah. 679 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,880 I agree with you on that. 680 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,880 And to be honest, there are so many people. 681 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,880 And again, it's a lot of older people that do not like self-checkout. 682 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,880 Me personally, I like self-checkout. 683 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,880 I mean, I don't mind because I feel like I can get it done faster myself. 684 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,880 I don't have to wait that long, you know, like I just, I don't know. 685 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,880 I like doing self-checkout, but there's a lot of people that don't. 686 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,880 And again, I don't have to get asked with all the million questions. 687 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,880 Like, do you want to receive or are you part of the rewards club? 688 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,880 Everybody has a rewards club now. 689 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,880 And it's like everybody. 690 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,880 I just want to pay for my stuff and go. 691 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,880 Or do you want to sign up for our credit card? 692 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,880 I'm like, no, no thank you. 693 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880 And that's the thing. 694 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,880 Everybody's got a credit card too. 695 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,880 And it's just like, I don't want to sign up for your credit card. 696 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,880 You know, I mean, heck, we were in big lots and they like, hey, you want to sign up for the big lots credit card? 697 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,880 It's like, no, I do not want to sign up for the big lots credit card. 698 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,880 Who goes to big lots, bro? 699 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,880 I mean, not going to lie, bro. 700 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,880 There are some fire things in there. 701 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,880 I go to big lots. 702 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,880 I mean, they got some pretty decent stuff in there. 703 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:34,880 It's like, I don't know, like at least the one that's around the corner, it's kind of like, this makes me sound some type of way. 704 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,880 So if you all are going to judge, you all are going to judge. 705 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,880 It's like a nicer dollar store. 706 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,880 Like think about the dollar store, but like a little bit higher stuff. 707 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,880 And then sometimes they got stuff that like got shipped to them from other stores. 708 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,880 So they actually got some decent stuff in there sometimes like name brand stuff. 709 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,880 I love Dollar Tree, bro. 710 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,880 I'll be the first to admit like you go in Dollar Tree and you're like, I forget. 711 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,880 Do you guys, you can get some good stuff in Dollar Tree. 712 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,880 You look like, man, I forgot Dollar Tree got this. 713 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:58,880 Oh yeah. 714 00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,880 It's pretty crazy. 715 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,880 It's great. 716 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,880 Everything ain't a dollar anymore. 717 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,880 It ranges up to five now, but it's still a good deal. 718 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,880 Yes, it is. 719 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,880 Yeah, man. 720 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,880 It just, you know what? 721 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:16,880 Actually, that is one place that I have been to and I, you know, Dollar Tree, have they asked about rewards or their credit card there? 722 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,880 No, they just have you pay out and you leave. 723 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,880 That's great. 724 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880 They don't have no extra. 725 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,880 Maybe it's because the cash registers are still from the 90s, but you know why? 726 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,880 Because they can't be having time to ask all those questions. 727 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,880 You know why? 728 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:35,880 Because they got an unstocked of five million carts that they have and all the boxes they have in the aisles. 729 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:42,880 They ain't got time to be asking all those questions and you know they only got two registers open and only one person worked in the whole store. 730 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,880 Exactly. 731 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,880 That's what I was going to say. 732 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:50,880 It's like, it seems like every day I go in there, a truck just dropped and there's only one person running the whole thing. 733 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880 So, you know, it is what it is. 734 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,880 There's been some times I've been through some tight aisles at the Dollar Tree, but anyways. 735 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,880 So yeah, man, those were the fries and my donuts. 736 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:04,880 I wish that, you know, more places would just let me pay out and go to where it's not so big of a deal. 737 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,880 It is getting a little bit better. 738 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,880 I don't know if you got a newer card. 739 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:20,880 I had some issues with one of my card because of fraud, but they gave me a new tap card and that makes it kind of nice because the machines that use tap, all you got to do is just kind of wave it and it works. 740 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,880 So you don't have to do chip, but I don't know, man. 741 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,880 The whole process is annoying, too cumbersome. 742 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,880 Yeah, I agree with you, man. 743 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,880 Anyways, man, we can move on to our next segment, which is our improv segment, which is the Mr. Donut. 744 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,880 So, Chris, what do we have today? 745 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,880 Oh, well, we have a special treat for you. 746 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:47,880 We have two preachers on Valentine's Day speed dating, not speed dating each other, but speed dating. 747 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,880 Does everybody know what speed dating is? 748 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,880 Is speed dating even a thing anymore? 749 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,880 Okay, I guess we need to explain what speed dating is. 750 00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:02,880 Back in the olden days when dinosaurs roamed the earth and there was no life. 751 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880 Before eHarmony and match.com. 752 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,880 Yeah, before Bumble, before Tinder, before any of that. 753 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,880 People would go to these events and they would be called speed dating. 754 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:19,880 So one person, like, it would be like girls would sit on one side of the table and then guys would, like, come in. 755 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,880 And they would, you would only get, like, three minutes to, like, I guess, get information from each other just real quick. 756 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,880 It was, like, two, three minutes to talk, find out about each other. 757 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,880 Then the bell would ring and then you would have to move to the next table. 758 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:38,880 And then, I guess, at the end, if you really like someone, I guess you could go back and get their contact information and make a date out of it. 759 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880 So, uh... 760 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,880 There you go. Speed dating. 761 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880 Speed dating. 762 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,880 Alright, man, so we got two preachers speed dating. You want to start it? 763 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:52,880 Old sister, I'm so glad God brought me here today. 764 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,880 It says there's a reason for the season. 765 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:01,880 And that season and that reason is Jesus and I believe that he brought me here today. 766 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,880 So baby, can I get your phone? 767 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,880 Because Pastor Johnson needs a wife. 768 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,880 Brother Dardell looks at you and says, your name is Tammy. 769 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,880 Well, I look at you and say, your name is baby. 770 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,880 Because you should be mine. 771 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:22,880 Oh, Lord, I look at you and I say, you so divine that you should be mine. 772 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:28,880 And Lord, I tell you what, I go to Saga Solomon and I go say what I can say on here. 773 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,880 Because, you know what, it's a family program. 774 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,880 And Saga Solomon is the furthest thing from a family program, but I'm a family man. 775 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:41,880 And I can do what you need me to do and be the man in Saga Solomon and have all the wives and concubines. 776 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,880 I mean, I'm sorry, you be the one and only for brother, for me. 777 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,880 Oh, how you do it, something. 778 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:54,880 Brother Johnson read in Proverbs this morning that he that find a wife, find is a good thing. 779 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,880 And baby, will you be my good thing? 780 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,880 Because I'm looking at your face and I'm hearing what you say. 781 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:07,880 And I know that you like to knit and I know that you like kitty cats and brother Johnson can compromise. 782 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,880 Because I can't deal with kitty cats because they make the sneakers. 783 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,880 They make my eyes wide. 784 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,880 They make the itch. 785 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,880 But for you, girl, pass the Johnson and put that aside and we can go to the. 786 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,880 Oh, girl, look at you. 787 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,880 You look so nice today in that dress. 788 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,880 I tell you something. 789 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:32,880 I was at the flea market this weekend and I saw something real similar to that. 790 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,880 And you know what happened? 791 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:41,880 It was reminding to me that God is the lamp into our feet and the light into our path. 792 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,880 And you know what? 793 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,880 He put you the light into my path. 794 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,880 That's why you wear that yellow dress. 795 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880 It's because you are the light. 796 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,880 You are my light. 797 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:58,880 And I would be more than happy if you came over to one, two, three Wippo streets past nine p.m. 798 00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,880 Don't call. 799 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880 Don't text. 800 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,880 Come by the keys under the mat. 801 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,880 Oh, yes, brother. 802 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,880 Don't know. 803 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,880 I can't help but hear your conversation because there are some doors that I can hold it open. 804 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,880 Then no man can shut up and he'll give you the keys. 805 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:24,880 And just like he gave me the keys to the kingdom and the keys to the church, I'm going to give you the keys to my apartment. 806 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:31,880 I'm going to give you my keys to the escalator, not the jack wall because I can't put you on insurance. 807 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:41,880 Because I just paid off the premium and I ain't trying to pay another dollar until I get that check coming from the give me building fund. 808 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,880 Can I get an A-B? 809 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,880 A-B, you look like the last one that come around. 810 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,880 Well, I tell you something. 811 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880 The rest of these don't matter. 812 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,880 The rest of these don't matter. 813 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,880 I tell you this much. 814 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:59,880 When it comes to me, it's the Lord first and family second and Lord, I'd love to make you second. 815 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,880 And you know what I'll have? 816 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,880 I'll have seconds of you, but I'll tell you something. 817 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,880 If you're going to let me be, I'm going to be worldly for a second. 818 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,880 I'm going to quote T.I. and I'm going to say, girl, you could have whatever you like. 819 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,880 You could have whatever you like. 820 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,880 I'm going to repeat multiple times just like you said in the song. 821 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,880 You know what, brother? 822 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,880 I think it's time to pray. 823 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:33,880 It's time to pray over all these ladies and to give the divine intervention to show who's supposed to be the apple of our eye and not supposed to be the pearls before swine. 824 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880 Can I get an A-B? 825 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,880 Let's do a prayer. 826 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,880 I'm here today just like you gave Isaac. 827 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:48,880 We ask that you put with problems 31 and I like that you bring us some roofs. 828 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,880 That you bring us some estus. 829 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,880 That you bring us some serials and that you bring us some merries. 830 00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:00,880 Lord and for the Delilahs and the Jezebel's that want to be knocking at our door. 831 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,880 We'll leave the porch slide on for them, but we ain't going to open the front door. 832 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,880 They're going to have to come in through the side door. 833 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:17,880 So, Lord, we ask that you bring that problems 31 woman and we believe that you said that if you asked, you shall head. 834 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,880 You said to light yourself in the Lord and he shall give you the desires of your heart. 835 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,880 And I feel like my desire is number 32. 836 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,880 With the polka dot dress, can I get an A-B? 837 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,880 And if you're listening, Lord, I just want to double up on what was said. 838 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:37,880 But you know what? I'll say this too. I want a Lord. 839 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,880 A Lord, I think the blessing should be two and three fold. 840 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:49,880 I want number 35 and number two and number 15 and number 12. 841 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,880 If you could give me all that Lord, I won't ask anything else the rest of the week. 842 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,880 You know what? Scratch that with the rest of the day. 843 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,880 I will ask nothing the rest of the day, the rest of the night, the rest of the hour. 844 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,880 What's going to happen at Lord? We just thank you. 845 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:11,880 We thank you for the hope and hope, sweetie, that you have brought around to this hotel for the speed dating process on this Valentine's Day. 846 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,880 And we just come before you. 847 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,880 Guys, people see. A-A-A. 848 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,880 Oh, man. Good stuff. 849 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,880 Again, I always feel like I have to purpose this with, this is a comedic bit. 850 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,880 It does not represent the views of trash can network or its affiliates. 851 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,880 Uh, yeah. I feel like I got to say that, man. I feel like I got to say that. 852 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,880 Yeah. In this day and age, a joke can't just be a joke. 853 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,880 But anyways, um, so yeah, so I guess that means it's time for our E-Claire. 854 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,880 Unfortunately, the last one out of the box, but hey, it's our positive advice. 855 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880 So Chris, what do you want to impart with people? 856 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,880 Uh, or in part two people on the way out? 857 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,880 Yeah, we've talked about it before, but sometimes, man, you just need to take a break. 858 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,880 Uh, and just kind of step away from the situation for a little bit, man. 859 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,880 Today, I'm not going to lie, man. You're like, oh, yeah, you work for a church. 860 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,880 There's no way you could get frustrated. 861 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,880 Man, I'm not going to lie to you today. I was getting a little frustrated, not with people. 862 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,880 I think I would, I think I was just tired. I think I was hungry. 863 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,880 I think I was just like, you know what, man? 864 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,880 Like I've been here a lot this week. I've been working hard. I've been working long hours. 865 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,880 I just need to kind of like take a little break. 866 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:23,880 Like I just need to step away from this work and to step away from this place for a little bit. 867 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,880 Uh, I need to go like clear my mind and, uh, go get something to eat. 868 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,880 Like I took a little bit longer lunch break and that's okay because like I've been, 869 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,880 I've been working like 50 hours this week. 870 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,880 So it was like, okay for me to take an extra bit of time on my lunch break. 871 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,880 So I was like, I'm going to take a little bit of time. 872 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,880 I'm just going to get my mind bright and then I'm going to come back. 873 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,880 And I found when I did that, like I came back in a better mood, like I was ready and motivated again, 874 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:52,880 but sometimes you just need to find those places where if you're getting like frustrated and kind of burned out, 875 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,880 just take a little break, step away from the situation and then come back to it. 876 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,880 Yeah, absolutely man. You know, it's interesting. 877 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,880 We don't talk about this beforehand, but mine is very, very similar. 878 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:08,880 And mine is if you don't understand what's going on or understand the next steps of a situation, 879 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,880 um, you know, give it some time, give it some time. 880 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:19,880 I was faced this past week with some pretty life altering information. 881 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,880 Right. And at first it's a really big shock. 882 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,880 And when you're in that moment of shock, it's like you go through every emotion. 883 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:34,880 You go through sad anger, happiness, you know, bright side, bad side, kind of everything, right? 884 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,880 But one of the things that's very common is you can't see heads from tails. 885 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,880 You can't, you don't know what's going to happen next, right? 886 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,880 Everything just, all your plans just kind of got turned up on its head. 887 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:52,880 And, you know, when that day and that time happened, the rest of that day was a very bad time. 888 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,880 But you know, what a difference a day makes. 889 00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:00,880 Yeah, it's a song, but what a difference a day makes 24 hours, right? 24 hours. 890 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,880 I don't know, man. The next day it was like there was a lot more clarity. 891 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,880 It was like everything was a lot calmer. It's like, okay, that's the situation. 892 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,880 The situation is sunk in and you start making plans moving forward. 893 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:21,880 But yeah, if it's one of those things where it's a very tumultuous or highly volatile situation 894 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,880 and you don't know the plan forward, it's all good. Just give it a little bit of time, right? 895 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,880 And everything should present itself to you. 896 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,880 Yeah, man. Good stuff. Good stuff. 897 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,880 Do you want to tell them where to find us and all that good stuff? 898 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,880 Oh, yeah, man. At the Trashcan Network. 899 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,880 Yeah, Trashcan Network on Insta, Facebook. 900 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,880 Man, we've been thinking about doing X. What do you think about X, Chris? 901 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,880 I don't know, man. X is like a dangerous place. 902 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,880 Normally Twitter. 903 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,880 I feel like it's a wild, wild west, man. Like you're just waiting to get shot. 904 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,880 Yeah, yeah. X is really, really interesting. 905 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,880 But I'll tell you this much. We've been doing a lot of interesting things over on YouTube. 906 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,880 And so go check that out as well. Subscribe to us over there. 907 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,880 And you know, talk to us. We'd love to hear feedback and all that good jazz. 908 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:12,880 But yeah, anywhere you want to find us, Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes, wherever you're listening, we really appreciate it. 909 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,880 But yeah, at Trashcan Network, really, again, really, really appreciate it. 910 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,880 So, yeah, man, I think it's time to take this donut box out to the trash. 911 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,880 Yes, but before we do that, this is my public service announcement. 912 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,880 Fellas, please do not wait till the last minute to go get your women Valentine's Day gifts or flowers. 913 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,880 I mean, you can do that. But if you wait till the last minute, it just shows no effort or no thought. 914 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,880 Actually put some thought into it. 915 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,880 If you're going to do it, if you're going to celebrate it, great. 916 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,880 Me and my wife, we don't celebrate it just because like we try to celebrate each other all year round. 917 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:51,880 But please, please, please, please make sure you don't wait the last minute because you will pay an arm and a leg. 918 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,880 And your girlfriend or wife will think that you did not think about her. 919 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,880 Also, another public service announcement. 920 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:08,880 If you're a lady, unless you know her a lot better than this, but if your lady says, hey, you don't have to get me anything or don't get me anything too big, please, you have to get her something. 921 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,880 Don't think that that's a free like, oh yeah, I don't have to get her nothing. 922 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,880 Nope. That's not what that means. Just apply. 923 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,880 No, it does not mean. No, it does not. 924 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,880 Well, it is time for us to sign off. I'm Chris. 925 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,880 And I'm Micah. 926 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:47,880 And this is the Donut Box Podcast.