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Hi, I'm Micah.

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And I'm Chris.

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And this is the Donut Box Podcast.

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["The Cranic and the Cranic"]

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Well guys, welcome to the pilot episode remastered.

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We wanted to re-release our first episode.

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Not that our first episode was bad,

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but gaining a lot of experience in the two and a half years,

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you know, you learn a lot of things.

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And so we wanted to do the remastered version of it.

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It's going to be pretty much the same,

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but just with a little bit of twist.

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But before we do that, I think we

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should give our newcomers a little bit of backstory

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and history about who we are, the Donut Box Podcast,

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and what that even all means.

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Yeah, so let's first talk about our friendship

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and where we started.

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So Chris and I have been friends since about eight years

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old, the wonderful time of 2003, shout out to the early 2000s

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kids.

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We had a great time.

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Anyways, so we actually met at church.

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And we became friends pretty quickly.

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Took a minute, but you'll hear about that story a little later

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on.

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We actually didn't like each other at first,

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but became really good friends.

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And you know, I've had a whole bunch of wacky antics since.

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Yeah, so the reason why this is called the Donut Box

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Podcast is it's actually kind of a spin off of a TV web series,

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or I guess that we used to do.

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And I can't say the name of it, so we don't get sued.

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But we basically wanted each segment

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to be a different donut out of the box.

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And we wanted it to be a variety show.

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So we wanted it to be from everything from sports

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to stories to history to quizzes.

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You name it.

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And so each segment is a different donut.

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And each donut is a different topic

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that we talk about all throughout.

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So we are welcoming you guys to the pilot episode,

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Rhymaster.

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Are you ready to jump into our first segment, Micah?

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Our first segment is the Old Fashioned Donut,

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which is a story from our past.

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Now, you have heard that Micah and I became friends.

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And we hung out a lot.

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We've been friends for going on 20 years now.

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And it's crazy to think about that.

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So when we got to be, I think it was 12 or 13,

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that was kind of the age where my mom started giving me

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a little bit more freedom.

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And Micah had just seen this new cool, interesting movie

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with his parents, his parental units.

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And he was like, hey, man, you should definitely go see it.

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I want us to go see it together.

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I really liked it.

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It was a new Will Smith movie coming out.

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Do you want to jump in here?

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Yeah, I am legend.

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If you haven't seen it, it's actually a very, very good movie.

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Love the movie.

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And especially at the time, so kind of going back,

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meeting in church, we were, I wouldn't say sheltered.

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Chris was more sheltered than I was.

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I would say shout out to his mom who's probably listening.

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Number one fan.

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We love you out there.

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His parental units were a little bit more strict than mine

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were.

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So I really wanted to go see I Am Legend come out,

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saw all the ads on TV and whatnot.

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It was already PG-13.

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I was 12.

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I think I just, I don't remember.

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I think I was about 12.

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So went and saw it.

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And of course, talking to my friend was like, yeah,

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we got to go see it.

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But I already knew from the onset,

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it wasn't going to happen.

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We were going to have to pull some strings or something.

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Because when I say that Chris's parents were strict,

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I mean, they wouldn't even let him watch some things

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on Disney channel like that.

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So Raven, because she could see the future and things

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like that.

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You know, do you want to expand on that at all, Chris?

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Again, I wasn't sheltered, but they were a little bit more

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selective about what I watched.

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but around that time, there was a day

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where some movies didn't have any cuss words at all.

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I mean, I'm talking about like no D word, no H word,

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not even the A word, none of that.

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And so my parents didn't like me watching movies

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with curse words in them.

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from movies that had curse words in them.

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I know it's wild to think because now even kids movies

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have curse words in them.

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But my parents didn't really want me to watch movies like that

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or to watch any kind of scary movies.

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Definitely Zombies was kind of out of the picture for sure.

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And I knew that my parents would just absolutely say no

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if I asked.

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And they were the type of parents, like they

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had to go and watch it first.

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And so I knew when I went and asked my mom, I said, hey, mom.

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I was like, can I go see I Am Legend?

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And she was like, well, what's it rated?

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And I was like PG-13.

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And she was like, well, you know that if it's any PG-13 rated

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movie, me and your dad have to go screen it first.

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So I can't let you go watch it until me and your dad have seen it.

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And so Michael was like, hey, I want to go see this.

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I think he even said, hey, I think it was maybe around

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Christmas break.

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I don't remember what it was at all.

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But I just remember you being like, hey,

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let's go see the movie.

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And again, Micah now is not really a big movie person.

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And even back then, he wasn't a really big let's go to the movies

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kind of person.

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So for Micah to want to go to the movies, I was like, yeah,

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it must be good if my buddy wants to go to the movies.

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I'll tell you this much after watching the first time,

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big fan.

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So had to take my boy.

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And we had to devise a plan.

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it's not going to happen, my mom said no.

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Chris, I was a bad influence.

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I'm going to tell everybody right now, the whole world,

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I was the bad influence friend.

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Because what happened was we were very smart, both of us.

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But I feel like I would come up with some initial bits.

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And then Chris would come up with some parts of the plans.

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And so I don't know.

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I warped his mind.

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Poor guy.

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Just kidding.

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He's funny.

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I'll tell you what happened.

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I got the idea because I had heard my uncles and my dad,

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they were talking about stories.

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And they were talking about how they used to go watch movies.

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And they would just stay all day at movie theater hop.

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Nowadays, you can't do that because most movie theaters

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have reserved seats.

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And it didn't matter where you sat.

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And so they would say that they would spend their whole Saturday

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just hopping around.

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Like they would buy a ticket for one movie.

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to different theaters.

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So they would get to see like six or seven movies

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for the price of one ticket.

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And it was impossible for them to get caught

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because they would just hop around before anyone could catch them.

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And so I got part of my hair brain scheme.

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And I think Micah came up with this too.

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We said, how about we tell your mom

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that you're going to go see this one movie that's rated G.

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But really, what we're going to do

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is we're going to buy the ticket for that.

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So we have the ticket stuff.

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But we have the proof that you went to go see this G rated movie.

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But when we get in there, we're just

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going to go sneak and see the other movie.

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And the other best part of the plan

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is we had looked online.

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Because I believe your mom was taking your brother.

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And we had convinced her, yeah, we don't want to see.

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I believe it was National Treasure 2.

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Wasn't that the movie that we were going to go see?

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Yes, it was National Treasure 2.

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And they were going to go see National Treasure 2.

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And we said, yeah, we're not going to go watch National Treasure 2.

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So she said, OK, what movie are you going to go see?

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And we said, OK, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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ran 30 minutes longer and started before National Treasure 2.

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So it looked like, OK, they went into their movie.

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got out of National Treasure 2, it's like, OK, well,

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that movie's still going.

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But we had figured out as well, I Am Legend started

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after National Treasure started.

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It was only like 10 minutes after.

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It wasn't that.

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No, it wasn't that long after.

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So pretty much what we did was we sat there.

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We actually went to Alvin and the Chipmunks,

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watched the first 10 minutes or 10 or 15 minutes.

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there was only this little person at a podium attendant

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that gets you to the hallway of movie theaters.

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Once you get past that person, they

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don't know if you're going to the bathroom or whatever.

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I remember it was, I Am Legend was all the way

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at the end of the hallway to the left.

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And that's where it was.

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got there right as it started.

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And Alvin and the Chipmunks still had time.

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So did National Treasure.

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So we booked it back over there.

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And we actually made it back on time

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to make the last little bit of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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So that way, when my mom asked, how was the movie?

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We basically just told her in the beginning of the movie.

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And the end of the movie.

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I'm like, yeah, it was crazy how it ended.

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And didn't even see the middle part at all.

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And what was crazy, like you were talking about that hallway.

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I remember you said, I Am Legend was to the left.

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To the left.

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On the end of the hallway to the left.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks was to the right.

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So it was in the way opposite direction.

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And National Treasure 2 was on the same hall

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as Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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It was just like two or three theaters down.

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at the same time as my mom and my brother did.

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So we got in the car.

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And my mom was just like, hey, how did it go?

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And we were just like, yeah, this, this, and this.

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Now I will say, watching I Am Legend,

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it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

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There were a couple of jump scare parts.

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But honestly, there was like, I mean,

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I think they said maybe three cuss words.

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And they said it all in one, like one go at one time.

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And I remember just sitting, and they weren't even

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that bad of cuss words.

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I think it was like the D word or the A word or whatever.

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I remember just sitting there like, well, at least

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I got them all out of the way at one point.

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So I was like, eh, it's OK.

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It actually wasn't that bad.

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No, it definitely was not a bad movie.

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The storyline is great.

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If you haven't witnessed I Am Legend, you know,

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at this point, you can get it digitally.

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I'm sure you can get it DVD virtually from anywhere.

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Really, really good movie.

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I think Will Smith won some awards for that movie.

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But yeah, that was the time that we faked out Chris's mom.

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Now, we got to say one more bit to it.

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We got away with it clean.

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But Chris had some convictions, didn't you buddy?

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I did have some convictions.

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I was about to say, I was like, we can't leave out

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this part of the story.

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So I'm sure two weeks had passed.

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And I just remember I was sitting in math class.

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Math class was the last period of the day.

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I remember just sitting there doing my math homework.

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And all of a sudden, and I promise you,

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this was the first time I heard God's voice.

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And I knew it was God.

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I just remember doing math homework.

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And I just remember hearing a little voice that said,

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you need to tell your mom that you lied to her about the movies.

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And I was like, and I looked over at my boy Demetrius.

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I was like, Demetrius.

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I was like, did you say something?

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I was like, was that you?

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Demetrius was like, nah, you're tripping dog.

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And then I heard it again.

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It was like, you need to tell your mom that you lied.

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And I looked at Demetrius and I said, bro,

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I know that with you this time.

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And right as I'm looking at Demetrius,

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I hear that little boy say, nah, you need to tell your mom

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right after you get out of school.

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So I'm like, oh man, doing the walk, the long walk of shame,

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walking the green mile, knowing that I'm

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going to have to tell my mom when I get in the car.

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Because it was just like bothering me.

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It was just bugging me.

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And so I get in the car and I was like, mom,

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I was like, I got to tell you something.

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She was like, well, what is it?

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And I was like, mom, I'm sorry.

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I lied to you.

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And I just came clean.

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I spilled the whole guts and everything.

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I said, mom, I went and saw the movie

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that I wasn't supposed to.

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And I lied to you about it.

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She was like, well, was this your idea?

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Were you more influenced to do this?

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And I was just like, well, I was like, it was my idea.

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But Micah also went along with it and everything.

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She was like, that's why I pray for you boys.

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I pray that y'all are surrounded by good influences.

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That's why you need to choose your friends better,

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because who you're around affects the choices that you make.

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And I don't think my mom let me go to the movies again,

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by myself for a while.

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But actually, she wasn't mad, but she was more kind of

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disappointed that I lied to her.

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And I actually tell this story to my church kids.

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And it's funny because every time,

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I always capture them with this story.

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They are glued to my, their attention is glued to me.

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And no matter how many times I tell it, they're like, oh my gosh,

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I can't believe you did that.

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And I always have the kids ask, well, what movie did you go see?

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And I was like, it's not important.

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Doesn't matter.

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Yeah, let's leave that part out.

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Because they'd be like, really?

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That's it?

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I have legend.

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I watched that when I was five.

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Nowadays, right?

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Yeah, kids nowadays.

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That has no phasing for them.

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But yeah, when I tell them that story, they're like, oh my gosh,

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I can't believe you did that.

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Like, they love that story.

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They hear that story all the time.

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So it's definitely a good life lesson for sure.

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But it was definitely the time that we got away with it.

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That's a good story.

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Even though I did the wrong thing,

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it was still, you know, it's a fun story to tell.

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It's one of those, it really, I'm going to take a second here.

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It really kind of encapsulates our friendship.

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Like, we've had a bunch of stuff where it's always worked out,

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but we've always gotten into some high jinks, I guess.

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Or like, we've had some bright ideas.

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And, you know, in this case, it worked out well.

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Sometimes they don't.

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And you get to hear that in the rest of the podcast episodes,

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because we've divulged on a lot of them.

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I tell everyone, me and Micah share a brain sometimes,

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because we're all like, oh yeah, this is a good idea.

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And most of the time, like, it's either one of,

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like, we both have an idea, or like, we have part of an idea,

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and then it just becomes concocted.

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It's never been anything that's been, like, almost illegal,

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or, you know, like, there are some things

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that could have been life-threatening,

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but thank the grace of God that nothing bad happened out of it.

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But, like, it's never been anything

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that's like illicit, or immoral, or illegal,

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or anything like that.

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It's just mischief.

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It's more like stupid kid stuff, like, stupid boy crap,

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right, like, two good friends getting into some crap,

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but it's not really that big of a deal, you know.

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We never really were into anything.

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But the bad part is, is that whenever we have these ideas,

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and like, this is still true to this day,

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we're like, I was thinking the exact same thing, like,

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we're like, oh yeah, you should lie to your mama.

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I was thinking the exact same thing.

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That's a great idea.

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And then you're just like, oh man.

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And then what he's talking about about the compounding is,

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yeah, and then here's what we should do.

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And just like in this case, it probably worked out this way.

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We should lie to your mom.

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That guy at the podium, he's not going to notice

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once we're past there.

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We'll just make it like we're going to the bathroom, right?

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And we'll just skip the bathroom, go to the left,

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and there's I am legend, right?

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And that's how the plans always start.

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It's always like some sitcom TV mischief

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is what we get into.

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That's usually what it is.

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Yeah, exactly, exactly.

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Well, man, are you ready to move to our next segment?

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Let's do it, man.

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I'm ready.

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All right, man, so our next segment is the jelly donut.

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Who do you think private pile?

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Sir, jelly donut, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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Or the jail report.

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So Chris, we have some great Florida stories.

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I got to tell you, man, some good Florida.

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And some of these aren't even a rest stories.

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Some of these are just getting ushered out of places.

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But still, Florida hats off to Florida

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for just divulging all the information.

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I appreciate it.

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Yeah, thank you, Florida, for having

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such open policies about sharing your criminal records

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and criminal history.

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You know, I've always, I'm going to put this on.

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I've always never understood why people don't do this more.

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Even when I was in high school, we

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had the school newspaper, right?

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I always thought we should have the ISS report

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and plaster these people's faces in there and what they've done.

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I would love to read that.

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Wouldn't everybody read that?

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Oh, so-and-so is an ISS for punching so-and-so in the face.

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Get the exclusive story on page six.

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They did not like that idea.

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Anyways, all right, so our first story from Florida.

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A Florida woman is ushered out of a planning and zoning board

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meeting because she called for, and if you've never

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been to one of these planning and zoning board meetings,

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they're very, very boring.

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And most of the time, nothing entertaining goes on.

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They open the forum up to the public.

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And this lady walks up, blonde-headed woman.

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And she says, also, she was accompanied by an older gentleman.

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I'm looking at the picture now.

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Accompanied by an older gentleman, she asked the board

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to designate March the 10th as National Sugar Daddy and Mommy

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Appreciation Day.

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And- OK, my first question is, I know you're probably

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going to get into this, but why that date specifically?

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It doesn't say why specifically that date.

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But the quote said from the woman, you guys may not be aware,

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but Florida has the largest per capita population

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of sugar daddies in the US, she said, pointing out

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that South Florida has the most concentrated populace

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of aged benefactors.

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And so they should make March the 10th.

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And also, this request was made on March the 2nd.

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So I guess she was like, OK, a week from now,

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we should have this holiday take place.

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She didn't say what she wanted to take place with the holiday,

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but just a general thing.

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And the older man behind her was assumed to be her sugar.

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Well, at least she is standing by her man.

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Stand by your man.

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But here's the thing.

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Thanks, Juan.

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I mean, that makes sense, because there are a lot of retired people

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that go to Florida.

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And I'm sure they are very wealthy.

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And I'm pretty sure they are looking for some sugar for sugar.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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But at least she's trying to at least bring acknowledgement

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to it.

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I don't know what they would do on said holiday.

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I don't know if she wants a day off from work.

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I don't know.

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Well, she probably doesn't work, but at the same time,

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I don't know.

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What does this woman want?

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It's a different kind of work.

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It's a different kind of work.

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Maybe she wants all the guys to pull out their yachts

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and I don't know.

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Who knows?

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So like a 4th of July barbecue.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's a holiday to get together, drink.

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I'm a sugar daddy.

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I don't know.

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I have no clue what she wanted from that.

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Anyway, it's got a little Florida, man.

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They come up with some great stories.

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And it's organic.

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We don't even have to make this stuff up.

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All right, so this next one here,

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this is a good old fashioned police chase that was happening.

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Apparently, it was just like the real life Grand Theft Auto

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video game, as what it says here.

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So the chase ensued after deputies clocked a 22 year old

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driver going 172 on I-75.

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He was accused of ignoring deputies' lights and sirens,

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topping speeds of 210.

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What's he driving?

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That's my question.

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What was he driving?

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Was he a Lambo or what?

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Like, my goodness.

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My question is, and how do the cops keep up?

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Maybe that's why.

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I don't know, man.

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That's kind of an interesting story there.

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How do you get up to those speeds safely

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without running in or wrecking or losing control

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or running into somebody?

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How do you?

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That's my question.

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I don't know where this was at.

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It says, call your county.

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The only thing I know about call your counties,

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if you've seen Ace Ventura, Pet Detective,

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they had to go down and call your counties.

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If I know anything, if the movie's true,

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it's in the middle of the swamp.

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But I have no clue.

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Because I've driven in Florida plenty of times.

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And there's always too much traffic

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to be going that quick, even on the interstates.

513
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,040
So I have no clue how he got up that quickly.

514
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,760
But obviously, he was endangering public safety.

515
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,600
So they arrest him.

516
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,040
And on the drive to the jail, the driver apparently

517
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,120
told the deputy it felt like he was in the video game Grand

518
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:04,760
Theft Auto.

519
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,240
See, that's the problem, man.

520
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,360
People play in those.

521
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,480
Because it really is true.

522
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,960
You play enough of that.

523
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,720
Like, I've had the thought, what if I just run into this?

524
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,480
Or what if I just do this?

525
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,320
Like in Grand Theft Auto.

526
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,120
Oh, and especially if you played on days on end,

527
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,680
remember when we first got it?

528
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,600
Or we would have rented it from Hastings.

529
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,240
We can talk about that at a different time.

530
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,960
But when we rented it from Hastings the first time,

531
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,120
I remember even talking to you about it's like,

532
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,560
when I go out in public, it's like, oh, yeah,

533
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,200
I could just smash that window and break into the car.

534
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,600
It's like, why am I having these thoughts all of a sudden?

535
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,200
It's because I'm playing Grand Theft Auto, I guess.

536
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,600
All right, so you ready for this next Florida Man story?

537
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,280
Let's do it.

538
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,080
Shirtless Florida Man found climbing a tree in the Everglades

539
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,760
like Tarzan.

540
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,920
So apparently the police lost sight of him after a chase,

541
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,640
but it wasn't long before they found him.

542
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,080
And he was climbing a tree.

543
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,000
So he took off from, what the story sounds like?

544
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,800
It sounds like he took off into the Everglades, which is not

545
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,440
something you want to do, just FYI.

546
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,280
Took off into the Everglades.

547
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:11,120
And he started climbing this tree, very, very tall tree.

548
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,640
And basically the body cameras showed him

549
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,480
trying to come down from the tree.

550
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,560
And they had all the canines around him.

551
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,000
So I mean, it's only a matter of time.

552
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,440
You've got to come down from the tree.

553
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,200
That's exactly what happened.

554
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,520
Yeah, yeah, you can't be playing around with them.

555
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,880
But it doesn't say what he was running from them for.

556
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,800
I don't know.

557
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,240
Why would you climb a tree?

558
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,120
Especially when you're running from the police,

559
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,280
don't you know the canines are going to come out there?

560
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,200
Sounds like good old Florida, maybe some bath salts are going

561
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,160
on or something crazy in it.

562
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,840
The heat gets to you, I don't know.

563
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,200
So we're going to move on to our very last one here.

564
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,440
And we've actually reported on this before.

565
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,120
But hey, it's so good.

566
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,160
We're going to do it twice.

567
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,280
And especially when we're revamping the first one here.

568
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,920
Remaster, why not bring it up again?

569
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,680
A Florida man hides in a unused ice chest.

570
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,520
So it wasn't plugged in, apparently.

571
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,760
And uses a whiteboard in the front of his house

572
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,840
to try to evade deputies by saying

573
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,200
that he does not live here.

574
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,520
Yeah, Florida tried to evade deputies.

575
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,600
Like I said, he was hiding in a freezer.

576
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,240
One of those ground freezers, or what do they call them?

577
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,760
Like chest freezers, you know what I'm talking about?

578
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,600
It was unplugged.

579
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,200
He was hiding in there.

580
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,840
But the main bit, they come to the front door and it says,

581
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,520
Johnny Yates does not live here.

582
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,240
And yeah, deputies didn't buy it.

583
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,160
And so they began looking around the house

584
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,400
because they had a search warrant and found him

585
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,920
in the ice chest.

586
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,200
So they arrested him for some other warrants that he had.

587
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,760
But yeah, that's FY.

588
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,680
If you're running from the police and don't want them

589
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,000
to think that you're at the house,

590
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
don't put on a whiteboard.

591
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,400
Hey, I'm not here.

592
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,840
Yeah, don't do that at all.

593
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840
That's just not smart.

594
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,320
It's just not smart at all.

595
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,080
That's just that.

596
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:57,680
All right, man.

597
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,640
Well, that was our jail report or our jelly doughnut.

598
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,320
So you ready to move to our next segment?

599
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,800
Yeah, that's going to be the doughnut hole.

600
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,840
We talked about this on the OG version of the pilot episode.

601
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,040
But it's a sports story from the past or a sports figure

602
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,400
from the past, should we say.

603
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,840
And they're fall from grace.

604
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,040
OK, let's talk about this, Chris.

605
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,720
So Chris, and I grew up there too.

606
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,000
I don't know where I could technically say that I'm from.

607
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,200
But Chris was born and raised most of his life, Georgia.

608
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,400
And so this figure was a very prominent sports figure

609
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,760
in the state of Georgia.

610
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,320
By the name of Michael Vick.

611
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,360
Now, Chris, talk to us a little bit

612
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,040
about what Michael Vick meant to the Atlanta Falcons, the NFL

613
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,880
football team, and the state of Georgia period.

614
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,760
Basically, Michael Vick.

615
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,600
You got Michael Vick, and then there

616
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,680
wasn't a good quarterback until about Matt Ryan-ish.

617
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,480
So Michael Vick is a staple.

618
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,120
You can't not think about the Atlanta Falcons at that time

619
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,880
without thinking about Michael Vick.

620
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,280
And the sad part about Michael Vick

621
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,360
is Michael Vick was a revolutionary.

622
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,400
He was before his time.

623
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,640
He was what made him stand out.

624
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,400
Number one, he was left handed.

625
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,800
So that automatically makes him stand out.

626
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,480
Number two, he was among a group of quarterbacks.

627
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,240
There was maybe two others, Dante Colpepper and Donovan

628
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,280
McNabb.

629
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,640
And most quarterbacks are Caucasian,

630
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,240
but he was African-American.

631
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,800
And so that also made him stand out.

632
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,600
But also what made him stand out, too, being a quarterback,

633
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,240
was the fact that he was the first to kind of pioneer,

634
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,680
not pioneer, but like he was most known for being

635
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,840
a scrambling quarterback.

636
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,280
Now you see a lot of quarterbacks, they get out of the pocket.

637
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,400
But back in those days, the early 2000s and before,

638
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,440
it was always told to the quarterback,

639
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,200
stay in the pocket, stay in the pocket, stay in the pocket.

640
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,360
But Michael Vick was known for just rushing the ball.

641
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,640
He was a rushing quarterback.

642
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,400
He was good.

643
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,560
He was kind of revolutionary in that aspect.

644
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,400
Yeah, he was.

645
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,280
Best I can describe him was, and you

646
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,960
talked kind of about the other quarterbacks that

647
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,800
did it at the time, but not quite as,

648
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,960
Michael Vick was almost like the, how do I put this?

649
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,600
Like the playground or backyard quarterback,

650
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,520
if that makes sense.

651
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,200
Like the guy who was extremely elusive, very quick,

652
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,520
can get around there.

653
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,640
But you know what?

654
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,040
It garnered attention.

655
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,440
And a lot of people liked him for a lot of his abilities.

656
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,960
But at the same time, I remember even early on

657
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,400
before some of these issues that we're going to get into,

658
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,360
some people like my parental units.

659
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,840
And I think, Chris, you probably had something with your dad

660
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:47,360
at some point, where it's, that style wasn't popular back then.

661
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,840
Like it was new and cutting edge,

662
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,720
but it really wasn't popular.

663
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,200
A lot of people are, I don't know about that dancing around

664
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,680
back there and all this other stuff.

665
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,720
And just throw the ball.

666
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720
Don't be running around.

667
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,920
Don't be dancing around.

668
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,440
And just like Chris said, nowadays we have people,

669
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,880
you know, we're talking about the Super Bowl

670
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,840
and the playoffs that are coming up right now.

671
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,000
And the Ravens and Lamar Jackson.

672
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,080
Lamar Jackson is basically, like he's different than Michael

673
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,680
Vick, but Michael Vick paved the way for those styles to be in.

674
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,280
I digress.

675
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,440
So Michael Vick, I remember, man,

676
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,880
everybody had Michael Vick jerseys.

677
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,960
I remember he was extremely popular.

678
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,040
Everybody wanted to be him.

679
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,840
When I talk about even being on the recess playground, right,

680
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,320
how many kids were out there with their Michael Vick jersey

681
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320
trying to act like him?

682
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,840
I can think like a lot of them were trying to juke a job like him.

683
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,280
He was a lot like the Allen Iverson of the NFL at the time.

684
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,080
And if you don't know who Allen Iverson was,

685
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,280
he was in the NBA.

686
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,000
He was kind of in a weird way.

687
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,680
He was that differing rebel figure.

688
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,520
But as much as everybody liked him,

689
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,000
the tide started changing a little bit.

690
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,960
And Chris, what kind of happened when you started seeing it?

691
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,520
So Michael Vick was kind of a polarizing figure.

692
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,080
And I remember this is kind of what started it all.

693
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,840
And if you know anything about Michael Vick,

694
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,160
you know the big thing that kind of his fall from grace

695
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,120
that we're going to talk about in a little bit.

696
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,840
But what started it all was, I don't know what happened.

697
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,000
I maybe he had a bad game.

698
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,120
I don't know what it was.

699
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,440
But I think the fans were booing him.

700
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,280
And he just gave the double birds,

701
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,640
flipped them dirty birds on the way out.

702
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,480
And that was like a bit like that made the news headlines

703
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,720
on everything because it was unprofessional.

704
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,840
He was basically saying, I hate,

705
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,080
I hate this city of Atlanta.

706
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,760
I hate all my fans.

707
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,680
I don't even remember why he flipped them the birds.

708
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,520
Do you?

709
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,000
Yeah, so kind of.

710
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,120
So they had played the Saints, which were an indivision rival.

711
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,400
And I remember they were bad that year, like really bad.

712
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,040
They had only won three games and out of context,

713
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,840
I think this was out of 17 games.

714
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,320
You only win or 16 games.

715
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,160
You only win three.

716
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,880
That's not real good, right?

717
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:10,360
And so I think, there was a few fans that had stayed afterwards.

718
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,600
And I remember they were kind of yelling and screaming.

719
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,080
I'd watched it live.

720
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,160
Of course, it was on the news.

721
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,560
But yeah, he double flipped off the fans

722
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,200
as he was running out into the tunnel.

723
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,360
And even was cussing him out, too.

724
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,440
Which was just from what we were talking about before.

725
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,480
Everybody had their jersey.

726
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,520
He's very beloved.

727
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,040
Everybody really wanted to imitate him.

728
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,080
Especially at that time in the South and where it was,

729
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,400
that was extremely disrespectful.

730
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,120
Like that was extremely disrespectful to the fan base.

731
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,640
That was extremely disrespectful to Atlanta.

732
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,920
It was just extremely disrespectful all the way around.

733
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,960
I remember it was just like a punch in the gut to the fans

734
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,680
of the Falcons.

735
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,840
And even if you didn't like them, because I wasn't

736
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,320
a fan of the Falcons at the time.

737
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,840
But even then, it's like, ooh, that's messed up.

738
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,480
You're flipping off your own fans.

739
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,400
Like it's one thing if you're playing in the Superdome

740
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,960
against the Saints in New Orleans,

741
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040
and people are heckling you, and you flip them off.

742
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,360
That's already pretty unprofessional, but that's different.

743
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,800
But these are your fans in your building,

744
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,040
which is pretty crazy.

745
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,760
But then it was interesting because the story kept

746
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,400
divulging.

747
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,560
I remember that was the start of it.

748
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,560
And there was a few other things that happened.

749
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,200
I remember he got scammed by one of his managers at one point,

750
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,560
stole millions of dollars from him and all sorts of stuff.

751
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,400
He was like in the news a ton.

752
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,640
Whether he was the victim or actually doing it,

753
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,640
he was kind of always in the news.

754
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,680
And then the big thing happened.

755
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,160
And Chris, I'll toss it over to you.

756
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:42,680
Oh, yeah.

757
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800
I remember where I was when I found out about it.

758
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,840
Because weirdly enough, my grandfather, of all people,

759
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,880
actually told me about him.

760
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,280
My grandfather is not into sports at all.

761
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,600
But he was like, yep.

762
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,560
Did you hear about what happened to Michael Vick?

763
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,080
And I remember I was at a McDonald's eating ice cream

764
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,120
in Avery, Georgia.

765
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,600
I don't know why I remember that specifically.

766
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,120
It's one of the few memories that I have with my grandfather.

767
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,640
But he was like, yep.

768
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,600
He was like, Mike Vick got in trouble.

769
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,480
He's getting arrested for dog fighting.

770
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,040
So he was organizing dog fighting rings,

771
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,360
putting pit bulls up against each other

772
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,640
to fight to the death, which is horrible.

773
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,960
And so then I just remember that was a big thing.

774
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,560
And then I remember that caused a big divide.

775
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,960
Because I went to school.

776
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,360
That happened in the summer.

777
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,280
And I remember I went to school the next year.

778
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:33,000
And I remember seeing people still wearing Mike Vick jerseys.

779
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,120
And I remember just seeing this one guy.

780
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,760
And I was like, why are you wearing a Mike Vick jersey?

781
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,600
He was like, that don't mean he's still not a good player.

782
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,240
He was like, he made some of his mistakes.

783
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,800
And I was like, yeah, you write, you write.

784
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,920
But I remember that they made a whole big thing about his trial.

785
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,880
He was in the news.

786
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,280
They televised his trial.

787
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,240
Like it was like, that was his fall from grace, for sure.

788
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:54,760
Yeah.

789
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,360
And the defining moment in his career.

790
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,160
But he did get some redemption.

791
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,920
Because he did go to prison, I think, for three years.

792
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,840
Yeah, he did.

793
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,840
For a few years, I remember they, like you said,

794
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,600
they televised the court proceedings.

795
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,840
And then they also televised him going into prison.

796
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,120
And then the day he got out, I remember the day he got out.

797
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:21,000
And the question was, it was kind of unprecedented since OJ

798
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:21,800
and things like that.

799
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,920
But see, OJ was already out of his career.

800
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,640
What's going to happen with Michael Vick?

801
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,080
Like, does he have a career again?

802
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,400
Is he even able to play?

803
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,520
Because weird things happen with football players and things

804
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,720
like that, if you don't know.

805
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,680
Even three years, we don't know what kind of conditioning.

806
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,240
We're talking about the peak physical athlete before.

807
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,160
Three years, he could be a totally different person.

808
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,200
We don't know.

809
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,400
And but yeah, he ended up actually,

810
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,880
I don't know about his personal life,

811
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,080
but he seems rehabilitated and has done really well for himself.

812
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,840
Actually, he went back and played for the Philadelphia Eagles

813
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,440
and played for them for quite a bit, didn't he?

814
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
Yeah, he did.

815
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,160
But I don't think he ever recovered.

816
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,680
He did not go to, like, it wasn't the fame and the greatness.

817
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,840
No, no.

818
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,920
As he really was.

819
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,480
But he did kind of have a redemption.

820
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Yeah, you know, the people of Philly loved him.

821
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,720
He took them to the playoffs pretty far for a few years.

822
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,080
And he was still very talented.

823
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,360
And now he's a sports commentator, you know?

824
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,600
So it wasn't extremely detrimental to his career.

825
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,520
But still, people do remember.

826
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,960
I mean, I don't remember who it was.

827
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,480
But there was at one point where I saw somebody,

828
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,720
or we saw Michael Vick as a commentator talking.

829
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:38,280
And somebody said, oh, isn't that the guy who got caught dogfighting?

830
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,400
It's not a stigma that's ever going to leave him.

831
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,960
But yeah, that was a very interesting time.

832
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,760
Man, I remember it went from, that fall from Grace was so quick.

833
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,600
When that news dropped that, I mean, even

834
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,560
that he was getting indicted for doing that,

835
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,160
or his name was a part of, because there's a whole ring that

836
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,800
got busted.

837
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,400
It was like his brothers and like a whole bunch of other people

838
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,960
that got busted for it.

839
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,480
And once his name was on it, man,

840
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,400
I remember there was people giving the Michael Vick jerseys

841
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,760
to the dog pounds in the town.

842
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,800
And we're like in Atlanta.

843
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,840
And there was like, do you remember the news footage?

844
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,680
It was like people picking up dog poop with Mike Vick jerseys

845
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,120
and stuff.

846
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,200
It was crazy.

847
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:17,840
It was sad.

848
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,000
The only thing I remember, and this is the last thing

849
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,280
before he transitioned, but I just remember,

850
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:27,000
I loved playing as the Falcons on Madden 2005,

851
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,680
because I liked Warwick Gun and like,

852
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,840
Peerless Price and all them.

853
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,680
But I didn't like playing with Michael Vick

854
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,800
because he was left handed.

855
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,080
So that changed the whole way I had to move the quarterback

856
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,320
and look at the screen and play.

857
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,880
So that definitely changed the game.

858
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,240
So I was like, oh, man, I need to trade Mike Vick for some reason.

859
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,360
Crazyness, craziness.

860
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,560
But yeah, that was a crazy hero to fall from grace

861
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,800
to then kind of OK again story.

862
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,840
So interesting.

863
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,080
But we're going to move on to our next segment, which

864
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,400
is what fries my donuts.

865
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,360
And hey, it's kind of like Family Guy with what

866
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,160
grinds my gears, but our own version of it.

867
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,640
So Chris, what fries your donuts, man?

868
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,440
Well, I have to preface this.

869
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,720
Is it preface or preface?

870
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,000
Which I say preface.

871
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,720
I say preface.

872
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,120
I read it as preface.

873
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:16,640
I know.

874
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,120
I read it preface.

875
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,280
I read it that way too.

876
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,800
I get it.

877
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,840
But I've been corrected too many times.

878
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,080
I've got a teacher for a while.

879
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,480
Yeah, I have to preface this by saying,

880
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,640
I am not talking about my wife or Micah's wife.

881
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,960
They are not one of these people, OK?

882
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,200
So hear me on that.

883
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,360
Wayne trying to get in trouble.

884
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,760
I mean, it's not true.

885
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,200
I just don't want people to think that I'm talking about my spouse,

886
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:38,880
because I'm not.

887
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,240
That's true.

888
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,680
That's something we didn't have to worry about on the first one.

889
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,040
So I don't know.

890
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,760
I don't like the people that are in relationships with people

891
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,440
that just don't do anything.

892
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,560
Like they have no motivation.

893
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,640
They have no goals.

894
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,160
Their partner is just sitting on the couch.

895
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:00,520
And these people get so excited about their partner

896
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,720
doing the bare minimum.

897
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,720
They're like, oh, yeah.

898
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,680
Oh, my gosh.

899
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,000
So and so texted me today.

900
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,240
Aren't they just the best?

901
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,320
Aren't they so great?

902
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,520
And it's like, that's kind of the bare minimum.

903
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,920
Or, oh, so and so, they took me out.

904
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,800
And they got me McDonald's, and they brought me McDonald's home.

905
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,120
They are just the best.

906
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,880
And it's like, OK, that's always good.

907
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,000
But then everything else, it's like that person

908
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,520
doesn't have no job.

909
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,120
They just lying around doing nothing.

910
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,040
They're sitting at home playing Xbox

911
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,320
or just outspending all the money.

912
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,960
And then come to find out, she had to actually pay

913
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,600
for the McDonald's herself.

914
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,200
He just happened to drive her over.

915
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,160
Well, no, no.

916
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,760
He just used her car.

917
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,640
He just used her car and drove her by the McDonald's

918
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,520
while he was going to her other chicken.

919
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:50,520
Yeah, he just drove her car to the McDonald's and picked it up.

920
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,400
That's what it was.

921
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,960
Yeah, I don't know what it is about that.

922
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,680
But I'm like, why do these people just

923
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,560
stay with people like that, man?

924
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,080
I don't understand that.

925
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,280
They're just sitting around doing nothing.

926
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,640
And they're like, I guess they're moochies.

927
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,480
They're burdens.

928
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,640
They don't have any goal.

929
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,640
Yeah, and you know what fries my donuts, but it's not

930
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,640
gender specific.

931
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,000
But each gender got their own stuff going on with it.

932
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Now, I've seen too many guys that expect their women

933
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,120
to treat them like mom did them.

934
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,080
And listen, for a grown behind man,

935
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,720
you shouldn't be looking for a mom figure.

936
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,960
That's all I got to say on that.

937
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,880
I don't know about you, man, but that aggravates the mess out

938
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,320
of me because a lot of these guys that you're talking about

939
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,720
that sit around and play Xbox and whatever,

940
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:46,040
they want to not do nothing or even work a little part time

941
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,560
job, come home, play Xbox, have their meals cooked for them,

942
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,240
have their laundry done for them, have whatever.

943
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:58,160
And oh, baby, you know, you so great and have all of this.

944
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,880
And they wonder, you know, I don't understand that.

945
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,040
I don't understand that at all.

946
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,960
But that's all they want.

947
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,640
They want a mom, even emotionally too.

948
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,200
They act like a child.

949
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,960
And I want it all.

950
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Anyways, I'll digress off of that one.

951
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,600
But same thing, man.

952
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,520
There's a lot of ladies out there too that are exactly the same

953
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,560
way that be putting it all on the men's back.

954
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,480
You know what I mean?

955
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,800
And just because they use that.

956
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,240
Oh, I'm supposed to be the woman.

957
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,800
And I'm not supposed to do anything.

958
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,320
Man, that ain't right.

959
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,240
That ain't right.

960
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,200
It's each individual situation is where it's supposed to be.

961
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,960
Whatever relationship it is.

962
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,320
Listen, if that's the dynamic y'all work out,

963
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,120
that's about y'all.

964
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,080
But most of the time, y'all are just a bunch of dead beats.

965
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,360
And most of the time what ends up happening too,

966
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,200
how many times you've been sitting there watching Jerry

967
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,400
Springer or Mari, and it's like he ain't got no job.

968
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,040
He's got three kids with other people.

969
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,400
And he's sitting around doing nothing.

970
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,240
But oh no, I'm going to go back with him,

971
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,400
even though he's cheated on me three times.

972
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,120
Like, man, don't make no sense.

973
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,240
There's a difference in like, there's some season where like,

974
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,960
maybe someone's out of a job and they're still looking,

975
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,800
or they're trying to go to school and like you're supporting them.

976
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,600
But these are the same people that are like, oh yeah,

977
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,320
all women are just awful.

978
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,920
Or oh yeah, all dudes are just awful.

979
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920
They ain't nothing.

980
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,840
They're just horrible.

981
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,760
And da-da-da-da, I can't find a good man.

982
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,920
Da-da-da-da-da-da.

983
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,560
And my thing is like, and to paraphrase Kat Williams is like,

984
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,760
no, all the people you mess with ain't nothing.

985
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,120
They ain't worked that much.

986
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,840
And I'm like, you need to figure out what it is about yourself

987
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,720
that's attracting crappy people.

988
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,720
Because you want to be like.

989
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,240
Trash attracts trash.

990
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,320
Yep, exactly.

991
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,600
You need to have better standards for yourself, man.

992
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,720
But then they're always crying because they're like,

993
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,840
oh yeah, Jimmy cheated on me.

994
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,880
And it's like, yeah, because he has all the time in the world.

995
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,880
And then you ask Jimmy, why'd you cheat?

996
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,040
Well, you were never there.

997
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,840
You were never home.

998
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,440
And it's like, yeah, she was out making the bacon, bro.

999
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,840
She was out paying the bills.

1000
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,720
You weren't doing nothing to help.

1001
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,560
Like, of course, she's going to be not home

1002
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,760
because she's having to support your lazy behind.

1003
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,560
And that's what happens on the other end, too.

1004
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,000
There's a lot of times where it's the dudes out there

1005
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,920
working 16 hours a day.

1006
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,120
And then it's like, oh yeah, I've

1007
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,440
been cheating on you behind your back for six months or whatever.

1008
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:13,760
Why?

1009
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,360
Because oh, you ain't never there.

1010
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,080
And I want to go out and do stuff.

1011
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,320
Anyways, it happens all too often.

1012
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,440
Bro, why are you trying to bring up my past?

1013
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,520
Why are you trying to bring up my past?

1014
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,720
I'm bringing up my past.

1015
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,920
I don't know what you're talking about.

1016
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Anyways, we've had some experiences, the both of us,

1017
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,120
very similar on that front.

1018
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,800
So.

1019
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
We weren't the ones cheating, by the way.

1020
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,400
No, no.

1021
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,320
We were just to clarify.

1022
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,720
No, we know.

1023
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,320
We were the ones out working 16 hours.

1024
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,120
Yeah, we were the ones busting our humps.

1025
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,440
We weren't the ones getting to play Xbox.

1026
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,480
Let's move on.

1027
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,600
I'm good to move on if you are.

1028
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,160
All right, man.

1029
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,680
So we'll move on from what fries my donuts

1030
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,640
to a more positive, funny segment, which

1031
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,360
is our mystery donut or our improv segment.

1032
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,600
So first, our improv segment, we're

1033
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,160
going to do some free improv.

1034
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,600
And we're going to do scenes from a hat sort of thing.

1035
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,600
And we're going to pull an accent.

1036
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,040
And we're going to do a location.

1037
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,960
So are you ready for that?

1038
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,640
Yeah, I'm ready.

1039
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,280
All right, man.

1040
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,520
So it's old men.

1041
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,960
OK, I can do that.

1042
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,240
Waiting at the airport.

1043
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:16,800
That's great.

1044
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,560
I was just at the airport not too long ago, like three weeks

1045
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:19,880
ago.

1046
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,000
So that should be great.

1047
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,160
You already know how it is.

1048
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,120
You already know how it is.

1049
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,880
All right, so if you want, you can start it or I can.

1050
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,120
I'll start.

1051
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,160
Yep, yep.

1052
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,800
Even though we got here three hours early,

1053
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,280
we need to make sure we check the boards.

1054
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,680
Make sure our gate has a change.

1055
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,760
Make sure our gate has a change.

1056
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,240
You know, there's only five gates here,

1057
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,520
but we need to make sure it ain't changed.

1058
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,120
I was in Oklahoma City in the 1400s.

1059
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,280
I mean, the 1942.

1060
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,400
And there was three gates, and I had a problem with that.

1061
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,920
So I agree with you 100% before we go to that Cinnabon,

1062
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,840
we need to make sure that we've got everything

1063
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,920
that we need covered.

1064
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,440
Oh, Harold, I told you not to put your dentures

1065
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,760
in your checked luggage.

1066
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,800
Now you're just looking all crazy.

1067
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,840
You can't even eat nothing.

1068
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,320
You can't even eat that Cinnabon.

1069
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,080
You know why?

1070
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,880
Because your dentures are in that checked luggage.

1071
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,240
Told you should have put them in your carry-on.

1072
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,040
I knew I forgot something.

1073
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:12,960
Dang it.

1074
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,400
You know, I hope TSA didn't mess with that.

1075
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,720
Yep, well, you know what's just new administration.

1076
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,760
You know TSA, they're open.

1077
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,880
Spend our tax dollars, TSA.

1078
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,720
I'll tell you, it's government interference.

1079
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,320
What it is, government interference.

1080
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,120
Now, I don't think that's true.

1081
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,440
I think this, oh boy, I'm getting tired.

1082
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,280
Oh man.

1083
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:38,280
I think this administration just, I think, uh.

1084
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,360
Harold, Harold, wake up, wake up.

1085
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,200
You know you're at desk doorstep.

1086
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,040
You don't need to be sleeping next thing you don't.

1087
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,000
We're in room for tape to snatch you up.

1088
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,360
Know what the Bible says, don't you?

1089
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,240
Says he come like a thief in the night.

1090
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,280
That's what he's about to do.

1091
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,520
Steal you, steal you, don't take you to heaven.

1092
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,560
Take your desk doorstep.

1093
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,720
I wasn't asleep.

1094
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:01,720
I was talking about the Cinnabon.

1095
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,520
I already told you, I already told you.

1096
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,800
There ain't no Cinnabon here.

1097
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,520
Hey, what seat are you on?

1098
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,760
Are you boardin' in group seven

1099
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,080
or are you boardin' in group five?

1100
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,240
I don't wanna pre-board.

1101
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,920
Pre-board, pre-board.

1102
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,120
What you need is on pre-board.

1103
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,080
Pre-boardin' for Sissy.

1104
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,000
No back of my day.

1105
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,560
There was no such thing as pre-board.

1106
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,600
Back, there was no such thing as airplanes.

1107
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,800
Walked, walked, jumped into airplanes.

1108
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Like only airplanes you bein'

1109
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,880
as you flyin' over Nagasaki, Hiroshima.

1110
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,240
Know what happened to them, don't you?

1111
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,960
Poop, a poop.

1112
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,800
Not there no more.

1113
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,280
I'm more important than the woods new children

1114
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,960
and I need to be put on first into pre-board.

1115
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,960
Pre-board, pre-board.

1116
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,200
You ain't important than nothing.

1117
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,040
You know what?

1118
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,920
If wife left you, she took all your money.

1119
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,760
I told you, you shouldn't have sent that money

1120
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,120
to that Middle Eastern people

1121
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,520
that were sayin' that they love you.

1122
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,240
You knew she was 24 and she was askin' you to send you,

1123
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,960
send her money through Google gift cards.

1124
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,840
That didn't cause a red flag to you.

1125
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,640
You ain't, come on, come on, Harold.

1126
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,440
Now hold on, she said that she was an ousted queen

1127
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,080
and I needed to help.

1128
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,080
Now when a queen targets you and says, Lay, I need help.

1129
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,880
You, you're losin' now.

1130
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,080
Come on, come on, Harold.

1131
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaking of queens, you're Nancy.

1132
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,920
Let's go.

1133
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,160
They're already callin' us for pre-board.

1134
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,200
I thought you said you didn't like pre-board.

1135
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,520
I didn't, but I gotta will you.

1136
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,120
That's why I'm tryin' to get on first.

1137
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,640
Got an X-erode seat, so I got some extra leg room.

1138
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,840
Hope you can maneuver those doors.

1139
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,080
We got a board, right now.

1140
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,600
I wanna go to the Cinnabon.

1141
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,760
That was our improv segment.

1142
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,680
I love how you changed from this,

1143
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
from the Wetzel pretzel to the Cinnabon.

1144
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,560
Hey man, you gotta have some place

1145
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,880
that you go to in the airport.

1146
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,200
And I know that, so, Wetzel pretzel,

1147
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,600
I don't even know if it's in existence anymore.

1148
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,440
Have you seen one?

1149
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,280
Yes it is.

1150
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,120
Is it?

1151
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,960
I've seen one.

1152
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:44,600
And actually I saw it at, it was in the Orlando airport

1153
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,280
and I saw it at Disney World.

1154
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,680
Okay, okay.

1155
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,520
There used to be Wetzel's pretzels of like every airport.

1156
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,400
I don't know what happened and why there's not anymore.

1157
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,800
I think they got bought out by Auntie Ian.

1158
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,160
That probably makes sense.

1159
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,160
Cause there is an Auntie Ian's everywhere in the airport.

1160
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,560
And then there's, it also seems like there's a Cinnabon

1161
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,960
in most every airport as well now.

1162
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,080
But anyways, yeah.

1163
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,760
So we'll move on to our last segment,

1164
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,440
which is the Eclair segment,

1165
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:15,160
finishing off with our positive advice.

1166
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,760
So Chris, I'm gonna go ahead and start it off.

1167
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680
For my positive advice this week,

1168
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,160
we live in a time where we have technology

1169
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,440
that we've never had at our fingertips.

1170
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,480
And we have a ton of modern conveniences that,

1171
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,640
you know, I'll be honest with you,

1172
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,400
even 10, 15 years ago I couldn't dream of.

1173
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,320
When we were first doing our first, you know,

1174
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,680
when we were first doing our first variety show,

1175
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,920
I don't think I ever dreamed that we'd be doing a podcast

1176
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,840
or anything like that.

1177
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,920
Here we are and having the technology and, you know,

1178
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,680
I'm gonna break character for just a second.

1179
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,920
You know, in our first episode,

1180
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,880
Chris and I were actually in the same room.

1181
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,000
You know, podcasting together.

1182
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,280
He and I are at a great distance.

1183
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,880
I mean, he and I are 400 miles apart right now

1184
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,880
and we can speak to each other and coordinate this

1185
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,020
and get it done instantaneously.

1186
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,400
And so we live in a fantastic time.

1187
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:14,320
Don't let the negative bits of life deter you

1188
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,200
from understanding the good times that we're having.

1189
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,120
Now it might not be, you know,

1190
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,940
technology and things like that.

1191
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:23,720
We live in a time where there's so many good things

1192
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:27,040
happening, whether there's good things happening

1193
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,400
in your life, things like that, things can change.

1194
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,800
And before you know it, you're going,

1195
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,320
man, those are some good times.

1196
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,320
And I'll be the first one to tell you,

1197
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,320
I'm going through a portion of life right now

1198
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,800
where it's like, man, I thought I was working hard then.

1199
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,240
No, not at all.

1200
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,880
I was actually resting a lot more then than I am now.

1201
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,320
And I wish I had those times

1202
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,080
so that I can take some time to rest now.

1203
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,080
But you know, sometimes it doesn't happen that way.

1204
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,320
And so just enjoy the times while you have them.

1205
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,680
And cause you'll think back about them later.

1206
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,280
And it is so much better if you enjoy and cherish the times.

1207
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,480
And just enjoy the times that we're living, man.

1208
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,400
We've got, again, we've got everything at our fingertips.

1209
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,240
For sure, man.

1210
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,320
Good word, good word.

1211
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,280
Mine is, I'm going to keep it short.

1212
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,200
But mine is make your goals quantifiable.

1213
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,120
What I mean by that is everyone,

1214
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,640
and we're already into the first month of the year, right?

1215
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,480
Almost already wrapped up.

1216
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,800
But at the beginning of the year, everyone's like,

1217
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,520
oh yeah, I'm going to read more,

1218
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,080
or I'm going to work out more,

1219
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,960
or I'm going to be more, or I'm going to eat better.

1220
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,800
Okay, if that's your goal,

1221
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,240
you're not going to do any one of those three things.

1222
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,880
But if you say, you know what?

1223
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,880
By March, I'm going to try to do 100 pull-ups.

1224
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,240
Okay, well now you have an actual goal

1225
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,680
and you have an actual deadline

1226
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,120
and you have an actual number to that goal.

1227
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,640
Or if you say, you know what?

1228
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,760
By May 31st, I'm going to read,

1229
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,920
have had five books read.

1230
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,600
And I'm going to do that by reading two chapters a day.

1231
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,320
That's an easy attainable goal,

1232
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,920
but for you to just make general goals

1233
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,800
and not put any quantifying factors to them

1234
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,640
or any deadlines to them, you won't reach your goals.

1235
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,320
And so it's good to say, you know what?

1236
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,840
I'm going to eat more, or I'm going to eat less,

1237
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,360
or I'm going to work out more or work out less.

1238
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,560
I don't know what you're going to do,

1239
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,640
but you need to make sure you have an action plan

1240
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,880
and put feet to the path.

1241
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,880
And then stick to it, because then again,

1242
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,480
if you give yourself a deadline,

1243
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,120
you're more actually able to do that goal.

1244
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,200
And you're going to look at it and say,

1245
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,480
you know what? March is coming up.

1246
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,440
At this point, I need to either adjust this goal

1247
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,280
or I need to catch up to it.

1248
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,120
So yeah.

1249
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,240
Absolutely. And I'll just say one other thing

1250
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:47,080
about that consistency is key.

1251
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,360
It's very, it's easy.

1252
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,160
Everybody says starting is the easiest.

1253
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,000
No, that's not true.

1254
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,760
I wouldn't say that, or I'm sorry,

1255
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,480
that starting is the hardest part.

1256
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,720
No, that's not true.

1257
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:02,040
I honestly think staying consistent is the hardest part.

1258
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,480
There's so many things in life.

1259
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,680
I mean, it becomes easier over time.

1260
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,760
Take this podcast for instance, right?

1261
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,960
It was, I wouldn't say it was hard at first,

1262
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,760
but it definitely took me a lot longer

1263
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,680
to do everything that I do on a weekly basis.

1264
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,360
And I'm sure Chris is the same way

1265
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,640
to where to get this podcast edited up and running

1266
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,400
and everything that we need to do,

1267
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,120
it took me a lot longer at the beginning than it does.

1268
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:28,960
Now everyone-

1269
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,160
Oh yeah, it took me four hours to edit the first episode.

1270
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,560
Now you can crank that out and how much time?

1271
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,960
Pretty much an hour, an hour.

1272
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,200
See, you know, and for me, it's everything that I do.

1273
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,120
It's about the same thing.

1274
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,080
It's about an hour, but the first time took,

1275
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,200
you know, two, three hours.

1276
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200
So it's perfect in your craft

1277
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,480
and it's also not giving up and being consistent

1278
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because after a while, it becomes muscle memory

1279
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,480
and I'll put it to this way.

1280
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,560
Each week this comes and goes

1281
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,640
and I don't even think about it.

1282
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,800
It's part of my schedule.

1283
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,120
It's part of my plan.

1284
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,600
So it, and before you know it, that workout schedule

1285
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,680
or whatever that goal will be, will turn into that as well.

1286
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,800
But man, we had a great episode,

1287
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,480
great remaster of the first episode.

1288
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,020
It was a great throwback.

1289
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:13,280
We kept some things the same, changed some stuff,

1290
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,840
but I'll tell you what has not changed

1291
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,400
and that's where you can find us.

1292
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,520
Besides one place that has changed.

1293
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,980
No more TV trashcan.com, but you can find us still

1294
00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:26,480
on all of our socials, Facebook, Instagram.

1295
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,760
And then we're on YouTube, so go check that out.

1296
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,600
We'll have a few more shorts and some other things.

1297
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,800
Like us, give us a comment, subscribe.

1298
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,760
We'll have some posts and polls coming out,

1299
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,520
things like that to see what you guys like.

1300
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,320
Want to listen to more and see what you guys think.

1301
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,360
Get some opinions, that sort of thing.

1302
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,520
And then also be putting out some more stuff

1303
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,080
on YouTube, things like that.

1304
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,040
So it ought to be great.

1305
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,560
We're super excited because we're,

1306
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,680
we're boasting this new year.

1307
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,680
And it's coming quick, fast in the hurry,

1308
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,680
but we're excited for everything it's bringing.

1309
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,000
Got anything to add, Chris?

1310
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,800
I'm ready to make this out of the trash.

1311
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,640
All right, man.

1312
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,560
We're gonna take this donut box out of the trash.

1313
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,680
I like it.

1314
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:10,160
And this has been episode one remastered

1315
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,160
for the donut box podcast.

1316
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,920
We built this city on rock and roll.

1317
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,920
Built this city.

1318
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,920
We built this city on rock and roll.

1319
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:30,920
It's just another Sunday.