1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 Trash Camp presents the United States Postal Service Boot Camp. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,200 Good morning ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:13,800 You've been listed in the US PS and we don't have any BS. 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,800 You hear what I'm saying? So those earrings gone. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,200 All those things that you've been having your worldly possession gone. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:24,800 You're behind now belongs to the US PS. Do you hear what I'm telling you? 7 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,200 Sir, yes sir. 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,200 You're gonna learn how to take the mail. You're gonna learn how to dodge the dogs. 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,600 You're gonna learn how to work in rain. Cause that's who we are. Have you heard the motto? 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,800 Sir, yes sir. 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,800 Rain, sleep. None of it. None of it's gonna stop us. It's not gonna stop you. Is it pit squeak? 12 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,000 Sir, no sir. 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,400 I don't know. You look pretty soft to me. You look like a bag of balls. That's how you look like. 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,600 Are you sure you're not gonna blow away in the first big win? Ha! 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,000 Sir, no sir. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:58,200 I don't know. I don't know. You and your buddy here. He looks like, oh man. He looks like he could be... 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:03,000 I don't know. He looks like he could be the old slick on I-15. What's your name? 18 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,600 Sir, Leonard, sir. 19 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:09,400 Oh man, you don't even know your name. You don't even know your name. What made you think that you could take mail? 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,600 Sir, because my dad was a US PS worker, sir. 21 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh, so your dad was in here. Oh, look everyone. We have a legacy US PS, sir. You think that's gonna get you somewhere? 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,200 Sir, no sir. 23 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,600 Is he the postmaster general? 24 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,800 Sir, yes sir. 25 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:29,000 Oh, well carry on then. What about you? What's your name? 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,600 Sir, Tom, sir. 27 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,600 Oh, Tom. Tom from where? 28 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,000 Tom from Missouri, sir. 29 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Tom from Missouri. Well, I'll tell you this much. What you should aspire to be, Tom from Missouri, is you should be this guy's dad. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:50,400 The postmaster general. It's the highest position you can get. I'm just telling you right now. All of you look like you might flunk. 31 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:56,400 So let's get day one started. Hi, I'm Michael. And I'm Chris. And this is the Donut Box Podcast. 32 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:17,400 We're on episode number nine and season three. We've almost hit double digits in season three. Times moving fast. 33 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:22,400 I like it, but I don't like it, man. I don't know. It's going a little too quick. Tell me what you think. 34 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Yeah, next thing you know, you'll be in season four. I feel like season three, it's always like that's when you really start delving into the story, right? 35 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:37,400 Like season one, you got the intro. Season two, it's like, okay, yeah, we're kind of continuing from season one. 36 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:41,400 But season three is when you get start doing the deep dive. You know who the real OGs are. 37 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:46,400 And we're thankful that all you guys have stuck with us a once in the day one. 38 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:54,400 And we'll remember all you guys, especially when it started with the international guys, everybody overseas over in Germany, you guys have been fantastic. 39 00:02:54,400 --> 00:03:01,400 Brussels, Belgium over into Australia, you guys have been really heating up as well over in Singapore as well. 40 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:08,400 And we've had some good hits over in Russia, even South America now. You know, we got some folks down in South America. 41 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,400 Where else we got folks here in the United States? 42 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:18,400 Definitely Virginia, Florida, and the Northeast has been a big one. Kind of the Pennsylvania, Washington, D.C., Maryland area. 43 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:31,400 The Midwest has still been going strong. Kansas, Nebraska, of course, Michigan, Iowa, Florida, Georgia, Texas, California, Seattle, Washington. 44 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,400 And if I get in shelter state out, I'm sorry, I apologize. 45 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:39,400 There's a lot of them. We got a lot of listeners. So it is what it is. But we appreciate every one of you guys. 46 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:44,400 Yes, we do. We appreciate every one of you. We thank you for viewers like you. 47 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Thank you. Anyway, all right, man. Well, are you ready to go into our first segment, which is the old fashioned donut or story from past today? 48 00:03:54,400 --> 00:04:01,400 We're going to learn a little bit more about Chris, actually, and one of his crappy jobs that he's had. We've all had crappy jobs, right? 49 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:06,400 Well, Chris, what crappy job did you have and how did you overcome that crappy job? 50 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:11,400 Well, you guys have heard the story about how I used to work for Chuck E. Cheese. 51 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:18,400 And I actually was talking about that earlier this week, and I was like, yes, I used to work for Charles Entertainment Cheese. 52 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:23,400 And everyone just started laughing. They were like, oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I was like, that's really his name. 53 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:29,400 It's in the handbook. They were like, really? And I was like, yes, I'm not making that up. They were like, oh, it was still funny, though. 54 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:35,400 I think it was the delivery. And I was like, okay, I'm not talking about Chuck E. Cheese because I've talked about it a good bit. 55 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:40,400 I'm going to talk about the first job that I got when I came to Texas, and I was at that job. 56 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:47,400 Honestly, it was probably just for a summer. I think it's the least amount of time that I spent at a job. 57 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,400 I think I only stayed there for four months. Yeah, it was four months. 58 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:59,400 I started in June and I left in September, and it was my first job in the restaurant business. 59 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:09,400 I had never worked fast food. Originally, I had gotten a job at Wendy's, and then my dad got me a grocery store job at the store that he worked at 60 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,400 because he did not want me working in fast food. But this was different. 61 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:22,400 And let's pause. That Wendy's was also quite the sketchy, and it was going to be for the late shift, too. So let's add that on there, too. 62 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:29,400 So I got my job at this place called the Egg and I. They are still there, but the name has changed. 63 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:36,400 And it was a franchise restaurant, and this place was a breakfast place. So they were only open from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. 64 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:42,400 And I started out as a busboy. Now, being a busboy, that's really not that hard. 65 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:49,400 To be honest with you, you just bust the tables, clean them off. You just got to keep up with cleaning tables. 66 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:55,400 And then I remember the dishwasher was very lazy, so sometimes you had to help wash dishes. 67 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:03,400 But you always had to fill the rack and get the rack prepped so that he could just run the dishes through the dishwasher. 68 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:12,400 And so that's where I started out. But I think I worked too hard and too good, and they were like, we see potential in you. 69 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:18,400 We're going to move you up to Wagerter. And I was like, oh boy, here we go. 70 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:25,400 Yeah, and I would come home and it was good because I would get paid in tips. I enjoyed that very much. 71 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:32,400 And I remember coming home and it was whenever we first moved to Texas, and me and Micah shared a room. 72 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:39,400 And I remember I'd come in every day with wads of cash and Micah would just be like, bro, what are you doing? 73 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:48,400 Yeah, I was just like, dang, because he would come in and even on slow days, it was still probably over 80 to 100 bucks. 74 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:55,400 Even on a slow day. But I remember there was one day, I think it was a Saturday, like a holiday Saturday or something. 75 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:59,400 I don't remember what it was. Maybe it was July 4th. I don't remember what it was for. 76 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,400 But you came home and it was like 4 or 500 bucks in cash. 77 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:09,400 I was just like, God, yeah. And I was still looking for a job at the time. This is before I got the job boot chorale. 78 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:14,400 So watching him come home with all that cash, it was like, dang, man, I want some of that cash. 79 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:24,400 It probably wasn't the best because there's a line in Napoleon Dynamite where Uncle Rico says, while you're out there playing patacake with your friend Pedro, 80 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:29,400 your Uncle Rico make 120 bucks. And I would always say that almost every day. 81 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:36,400 Yep. Yep. Because Michael would just be chilling like it was the summer. I think you had, I don't think football workouts had started yet. 82 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,400 So you were just like chilling, like playing video games. 83 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:44,400 And I was like, while you're over here on your Xbox, your Uncle Rico make it 120 bucks. 84 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,400 And I would always like wave the water of cash in his face. 85 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,400 It was nice to pay in cash. Like I enjoyed carrying cash on me all the time. 86 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:58,400 Like I still enjoy carrying cash on me. I just feel like, I don't know, there's something about paying with cash that just, I don't know. 87 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,400 It's different. 88 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:04,400 I don't know. It also makes you feel, it also helps me be more responsible. 89 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:09,400 Like it's easy to swipe a card, but when you look how much cash is coming out, it hurts. 90 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,400 You're like, that hurts. That hurts. I don't know if I want to spend too much more. 91 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,400 Again, it was, it was, I definitely had some embarrassing moments. 92 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:23,400 I think I've told you guys about this on the podcast, but I, it was, I think it was close to a holiday weekend. 93 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:32,400 And it was like kind of around lunchtime. And I accidentally knocked this ladies glass of orange juice over and it spilled on her white pants. 94 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,400 And oh boy. Yeah, I felt so bad about that. 95 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,400 I did not enjoy it because of course on the weekends, it would get really busy. 96 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:45,400 And so you'd be getting like triple sat, like because the hostesses wouldn't do their job. 97 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,400 So they would just sit you one table after another. 98 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,400 And which they weren't supposed to do that. 99 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,400 But so then you had to keep up with it. And it was just a lot. 100 00:08:55,400 --> 00:09:02,400 But I remember my, I had a signature. Do you remember what like what my signature thing was that I did while I was a waiter? 101 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,400 I don't remind me. I don't. 102 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,400 So I would always write Bible verses on their receipt. 103 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,400 That's right. On the receipt. That is right. I do remember that. 104 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:17,400 And I, and I remember the owner calling me in when they was like, you're writing Bible verses on receipts. 105 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,400 And I was like, yeah. And she was just like, keep it up. Good job. 106 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,400 And I was like, oh, okay, cool deal. 107 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,400 I thought I was going to get reprimanded, but okay. 108 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:32,400 Yeah, it was crazy because you got to experience like the stuff, like the drama that happened in the kitchen. 109 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:37,400 Apparently there was there was beef between this one kitchen dude. 110 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:43,400 Oh, I remember this. I remember you telling me this because I came and ate there. 111 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,400 I think that morning, like that same morning or something happened in anyways, go ahead. 112 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Yeah, it was wild. 113 00:09:48,400 --> 00:10:01,400 So one of them was a line cook and one of them was like a, like he was kind of like on the grill and everything, but he was dating one of the girls that was there. 114 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:11,400 And so our sorry, the guy that was working on the grill was, and I guess the line cook guy had like said something sideways to that girl. 115 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:22,400 And like the, the grill guy was off, but I guess the girlfriend had texted him and he came up to like the restaurant like while they were working and stuff. 116 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:39,400 And he just like deck that guy in the face and like they had a fight in the kitchen and it got so bad that like he had backed the guy up and like the line cook guy accidentally put his hand on the like on the stove because like he was trying to like catch his balance and he like burned his hand. 117 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Pretty good. 118 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:50,400 But what's crazy is the, the manager of the restaurant, like he had a big heart for like employing ex cons and stuff. 119 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,400 And like he really wanted to help give them a job and help them kind of get back into society. 120 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,400 And so we had a lot of ex cons working back there as you do in any restaurant. 121 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,400 But yeah, it was wild. 122 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,400 You saw a lot of stuff there. 123 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:12,400 Dude, I hated it because what I hated too was that we would have to share our tips with the hostess. 124 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,400 Yeah. 125 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,400 And I didn't like that. 126 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,400 Especially when they're doing their jobs, man, especially when they're not doing their job. 127 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:21,400 And I remember they started implementing a thing on Saturdays. 128 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,400 It was called expoing. 129 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:32,400 So like there's one person that's like at the plate place where they started the food and they're like checking it for quality, making sure that all the ingredients are on there. 130 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,400 Making sure that orders go out together. 131 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:38,400 And I remember we all had to be like on a rotation. 132 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:50,400 So like one Saturday, like a month or something, we had to, we had to do the expoing, but we would get like a share of the tips from the servers. 133 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,400 But I don't know. 134 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,400 I made pretty good friends there. 135 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,400 It was, it was a good time. 136 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,400 I enjoyed it again. 137 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,400 Did I tell this? 138 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:03,400 Have I told the story on the podcast about Ken Paxton's little campaign brunch? 139 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,400 I don't think you have. No. 140 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:14,400 There was this guy that was running for, was it, was it attorney general of Texas? Was that because he got elected? What was his position? 141 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,400 I believe it was attorney general. Yeah. 142 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:21,400 So he was the attorney general running for attorney general of Texas. 143 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,400 And his name was Ken Paxton. 144 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:29,400 And the guys in like he got moved from office and I think he's like facing some criminal charges or he's in jail. I don't know. 145 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,400 Yeah. He's, he's a straight up criminal. 146 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,400 He's, he's not a great guy. 147 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,400 Anyways. 148 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:51,400 Yeah. So I, even before I knew who this guy was, I had a personal beef with him because he had a campaign breakfast at the egg and I, and he like had all these people come in and it was me and one other person that we're like serving. 149 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:56,400 And I'm, I'm talking about like 25 to like 35 people. 150 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,400 It's just two people. 151 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,400 So we're like serving them, getting their breakfast, all that stuff. 152 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:12,400 And I guess there was some kind of miscommunication because the people that were there were under the impression that the breakfast was already paid for or it was going to be paid for by the campaign people. 153 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,400 But then the campaign people were like, no, we're not covering their breakfast. 154 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:22,400 And everybody like skipped out and like we had to comp a good bit of it because like nobody paid for it. 155 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,400 And we only got tipped $8 between the two of us. 156 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:31,400 So we got tipped $4 a piece for working all that time. 157 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Dude, it was, it was horrible. 158 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,400 So I vowed in my heart that I would never vote for Ken Paxton because. 159 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:42,400 Yeah. And my thing is, dude, if I remember correctly, it was like, it's not a big restaurant. 160 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,400 So they basically shut the place down for that time. 161 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400 Oh yeah, they did for sure. 162 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400 Crazy stuff, man. 163 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400 Well, I bet you're glad you're not having to work there anymore. 164 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,400 No, I'm not. 165 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,400 It was nice because I would be off by like two or two 30. 166 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,400 And so I could have the rest of my day to do like whatever. 167 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,400 So I'd go home, take a nap and then I had the evenings free. 168 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,400 And so that was like pretty cool. 169 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,400 But then I was like, I don't know. 170 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:11,400 I think it's because Mike got the job at bootcoural and I was like, man, I want to job at bootcoural. 171 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400 That's so cool. 172 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,400 And so I kept like begging and begging and begging for the job. 173 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:23,400 Like I would call, like to the point where I was annoying and I would call like every week after my application. 174 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,400 And so I actually got a job at Toys R Us. 175 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:31,400 Like I applied and I got the job at Toys R Us to work there. 176 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,400 And then I was going to take it. 177 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:40,400 And then the same day they got the manager from bootcoural called me and was like, Hey, well, 178 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,400 for good job. 179 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,400 Crazy stuff. 180 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:47,400 One of these other days, I should talk about how I got hired out at bootcoural and what happened there. 181 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:55,400 I mean, it's kind of a short story, but we'll move on to our next segment, which is the jelly donut. 182 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,400 Or today is going to be Taiyo Shoes because you tripping. 183 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400 So Chris, what you got for us? 184 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,400 Taiyo Shoes because you tripping. 185 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:07,400 These stories are about worse first dates or how people got caught cheating. 186 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,400 So there's always great stories on the internet. 187 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400 You got to love it. 188 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:21,400 So we say Taiyo Shoes because you tripping because either one people or sorry, one person or both people were acting a fool. 189 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,400 So you ready? 190 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400 Yeah, I'm ready. 191 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,400 These first three are about bad first dates. 192 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:34,400 So this lady says that for her first date, she went over to this guy's place to watch a movie. 193 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:40,400 And she says that as we were making out, he reached over and gave me a wedgie not once, but three times. 194 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,400 The girl left before the movie was over on a different first date. 195 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 What? 196 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,400 So he just decided, whoop, I'm going to pull them up. 197 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400 I don't know what it was, bro. 198 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Maybe it was unintentional. 199 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400 Maybe it was. 200 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400 I don't know. 201 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400 You got to. 202 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Yeah, we need more context to know. 203 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,400 But at the same time, it's like, already to have some like weird fetish. 204 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400 I don't know. 205 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:05,400 Maybe he was like, I was bullied in middle school, so now it's my chance to give somebody. 206 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400 I guess so. 207 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Yeah. 208 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400 Yeah, I don't know who knows, man. 209 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400 Who knows? 210 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400 People are crazy. 211 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:22,400 And then she, she also said on a different first date, the guy she was went out with, they were at a restaurant and the conversation was going well until the guy said, yeah, I don't really believe in happiness. 212 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,400 It just all seems fake to me. 213 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400 And it was like, all right. 214 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,400 So I'm going to just say this right now. 215 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,400 I don't know much about this young lady's dating life. 216 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,400 We've only heard two instances, but she might want to pick her man better. 217 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:40,400 Anyways, I'm just saying that because it sounds like she'd be picking some that are kind of out there. 218 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,400 Anyways, exactly. 219 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400 All right. 220 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400 This one is about somebody's Tinderella. 221 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Have you ever heard of what they're called? 222 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,400 Tinderella's? 223 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,400 Yeah. 224 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400 Yeah, I heard. 225 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,400 I've heard, you know, you're always going to find a great person on. 226 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 I don't know. 227 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400 I've heard a couple of people said that they got married because they met on Tinder. 228 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,400 You know, I met somebody there's people I used to work with. 229 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,400 They were a couple and they met on Tinder and they ended up getting married. 230 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 So I guess it does happen. 231 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:13,400 So this person met up with a guy from Tinder at a brewery and the guy was already clearly intoxicated. 232 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:19,400 He showed up on a street bike with a broken leg and a full cast. 233 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:28,400 The lady asked what happened and he told me that his baby mama ran it over after he bashed all the windows out of her car because she was cheating. 234 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,400 And she said that she left 10 seconds. 235 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:36,400 I mean, I can only imagine how he pulls up there and you know, broken leg. 236 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,400 He's already clearly intoxicated. 237 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:43,400 Been driving in a street bike, which is basically a crotch rocket and gets there. 238 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:49,400 And like, yeah, you know, I broke it because I was, you know, tells her the story. I'd be out of there too. 239 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,400 Be like, all right, this dude's clearly, yeah, I don't want no part of that. 240 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Wow. This one was a, so this was in the days of MySpace. 241 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,400 You got to love MySpace. 242 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 Oh, good on MySpace. 243 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:08,400 For those of you that are younger than 30 or actually 28, you probably won't remember MySpace. 244 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,400 But MySpace was the OG. 245 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:17,400 And the person said, so there was a feature where you were able to put like quizzes on MySpace. 246 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,400 Do you remember that? 247 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Yeah, yeah, or even surveys or whatever. 248 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:26,400 Yeah. So this one guy was looking at his girlfriend's profile and she had a quiz question on her profile. 249 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:32,400 And the quiz question was, who was the last person you kissed or was intimate with? 250 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,400 And the person that she listed was not his name. 251 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:40,400 So we were all together and we found out through MySpace that she was cheating on him. 252 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,400 Yeah. Through, through a MySpace quiz. That's great. 253 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:50,400 I remember you could find out a whole bunch of stuff from these like MySpace quiz questions or like surveys you go through there. 254 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,400 And they would be having some pretty like, risque questions and people would be answering them. 255 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,400 I remember that. 256 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,400 I'll tell you what the equivalent of that is now. 257 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,400 And it's like, I know that there's features to it, but we were actually talking about this. 258 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Venmo, you could tell out a whole lot about somebody from their Venmo, bro. 259 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,400 Like they got too many details on there. 260 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,400 I'm like, I ain't trying to see what everybody's seeing why I sent money for. 261 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400 Like, come on now. 262 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400 And who and why? 263 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400 And I mean, it lists everything. 264 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,400 And what day? And it's like, bro, Venmo be wild. 265 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 I wouldn't be surprised. 266 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,400 There was a few people it's like, oh yeah, I found out my girl was cheating on me. 267 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400 But like we talked about that too. 268 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,400 But oh yeah, my girl was cheating on me or something like that. 269 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400 You didn't find out because of Venmo. 270 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah, there actually was a person that found that out because she saw the number, I guess, on his phone. 271 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,400 And she tried putting it on Facebook and nothing popped up. 272 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,400 And then she put it in Venmo. 273 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,400 And so then Venmo brought the name up. 274 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,400 So then she was able to put the name in Facebook and then found out who it was. 275 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400 Oh, I do remember that. 276 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,400 I do remember that story. 277 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400 Yeah, I think that was on another jail report we did. 278 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400 All right. 279 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400 This next one. 280 00:19:54,400 --> 00:20:04,400 This guy had a first date with a girl who told him, actually I'm engaged, but I'm not 100% sure if my fiance is the right one. 281 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,400 So I'm going to go out on a few dates to see if I changed my mind. 282 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,400 And he got the check. 283 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 284 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,400 Whoa. 285 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,400 So pretty much it's like, you know, he proposed to me. 286 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,400 I said, yeah, I'm not 100% sure. 287 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,400 So I figured I'd take a few dates and see if I'm just certain. 288 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,400 That story. 289 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400 Yeah, that is the story. 290 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400 Man, people are wild. 291 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,400 I'll just put it to you this way. 292 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:44,400 If if somebody's asking you the question, I know in a lot of situations we put, especially females into a lot of pressure situations, like, you know, getting down on one knee in front of a whole arena, like I understand why you have to say yes in that moment. 293 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,400 But for the most part, girl, you gotta say yes. 294 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:56,400 Well, if you're talking about, but you know, that gets into a whole nother thing and it will fry as my donuts, but that's safety of marriage just is it. 295 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400 They will fry as my dough. 296 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:02,400 This next one, you will really appreciate this one on how do you say it? 297 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,400 Qatar? 298 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400 Qatar? 299 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400 How do you say it? 300 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400 Qatar. 301 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400 Yeah, Qatar, the country. 302 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:20,400 So on Qatar Airways flight from Qatar to Bali, Indonesia, a woman accessed her husband's phone and discovered that the man was cheating on her. She reportedly used her husband's own fingerprint while he was sleeping. 303 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:29,400 And the article also reported that the woman was a knee, knee, created and causing outbursts when she discovered her husband's infidelity. 304 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:39,400 She caused such a scene that the plane had to make an emergency landing in Chennai, India and the entire family, including the husband and their child were kicked off the flight. 305 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,400 And after the family was removed, the flight resumed its course to Bali. 306 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Man, oh man, you know, I tell you what, there's a lot of outbursts and crazy things that happen on planes. 307 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 I don't know what it is, man. 308 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:56,400 I feel bad for those flight attendants because think about it, they're the ones that got to deal with that directly. 309 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,400 They ain't paid enough to be referees. 310 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,400 I haven't said this the whole time, but Taiyo Shoes because you tripped. 311 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,400 Yeah, why have we said that Taiyo Shoes because you tripped. 312 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:09,400 How in the world, my thing is you better wait until you get off a plane. 313 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,400 I've never understood why people want to cause problems on a plane. 314 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,400 Or you know, you understand that you're going from one place to another. 315 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:21,400 That's got a bunch of basically a private army on both sides, right? 316 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:27,400 Like, especially if you go into the United States, in this case, they're going to Singapore, but every security, you know, you know that you're going to have to go to the United States. 317 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,400 You know that you're going to have to go through immigration and all this other crap. 318 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,400 If you've been causing problems, they'll just take you off and take you to jail. 319 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,400 No problem. You know, I mean, I don't understand why people want to cause problems. 320 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,400 All right. This next one involves someone from the military. 321 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,400 What? I thought military people were so faithful. 322 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,400 Yeah, I thought they were perfect. 323 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400 All right. So this guy, he was in the military. 324 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,400 He came home off of a deployment. 325 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,400 He had been gone for a year and he noticed that his ex-wife was acting weird. 326 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:08,400 He said about three days after he returned, he had a notice from his unit stating that his vehicle had had three like tickets, like violations at another base. 327 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:13,400 That was a few hours away in the past few months. 328 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:21,400 When he went in to find out what the deal was, why he had the tickets, all three of the tickets had photos attached to them for speeding through a checkpoint. 329 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:31,400 All three were of his wife and some other guy. And in the third picture, she was kissing him and the guy was driving that guy's car. 330 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,400 So the other guy was driving the military guy's car. So he was... 331 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,400 Yeah, I can imagine so. And another taste for Jag there. 332 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,400 Yeah, apparently it's really easy to get divorced in the military. 333 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,400 So very quick process if you go through Jag. 334 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,400 Anyways, that's crazy, man. 335 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:54,400 One last one. This one I appreciate very much. I very much appreciated this story. 336 00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:04,400 So this girl, her and her boyfriend went to Mass together and her boyfriend starts crying during Mass and he just ran out. 337 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:11,400 So they were attending Mass to become parishioners so that they would be able to get married at that specific church. 338 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:17,400 And Mass only had 10 minutes left so she stayed the last 10 minutes to give him time to collect himself. 339 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:24,400 When she met him in the car, he told her that he had been seeing someone else for the last two years and was cheating on her. 340 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:31,400 And they had been together for like six years. So the last two years of their relationship, he was cheating. 341 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:39,400 And he said that he felt so convicted and so guilty when he was in church that he had to tell her and he had to be honest. 342 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:47,400 So my man got convicted by the Holy Spirit during Mass and he had to tell his girlfriend that he was cheating on her. 343 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:53,400 At least he did the right thing by admitting it. What he did was wrong. 344 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,400 That's hard to do. That's hard to do. Mad props to him but I'll tell you this much. 345 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400 Were they still together? Have to say? 346 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,400 Probably not. I mean, it was like a two-year relationship. 347 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,400 I'm sure if it had been like a one night deal, they probably could have got. 348 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,400 Or even a few weeks or something like that. 349 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,400 They probably could have got through it. I don't know. Maybe they did get through it. Maybe she was forgiving. 350 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,400 I don't know what their life was like. 351 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,400 But all right, man, are you ready to move into the donut hole? 352 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400 Yeah, man. Let's do it. 353 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:27,400 So next segment is the donut hole or whatever the heck we feel like talking about or quizzing about or whatever. 354 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400 So Chris, what you got, man? 355 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,400 I got a quiz for you and you're going to very much enjoy this quiz. 356 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,400 It is about the TV show Gunsmoke. 357 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,400 Oh, okay. 358 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:43,400 Micah is a self-proclaimed gunsmoke aficionado. I feel like he... 359 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,400 I don't know about all that. 360 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,400 I feel like you've seen a lot of gunsmokes. 361 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:53,400 Okay, I have seen a lot of gunsmoke but I feel like, okay, who knows? We'll see how we are when we get there. 362 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,400 If you don't know what gunsmoke is, gunsmoke is aired in the 50s. 363 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:05,400 It's a western show about a marshal and their antics and all that good stuff. 364 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:11,400 And, you know, it's one of those shows that your grandpa watches but Micah finds that to be a comfort show for him. 365 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Yeah, I'm a grandpa at heart. I don't know what to say. 366 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:20,400 Did you know it actually was on the air for like 20 years? So it started in the 50s and ended in the 70s? 367 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,400 I mean, shoot, the guy who played Matt Dillon had gray hair by the time it was over with him. 368 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,400 Good stuff. Are you ready for the quiz? We'll see how well you know you're gunsmoke. 369 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400 Yeah, yeah, let's see it. 370 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:36,400 Which movie star was originally offered the lead role of Marshal Matt Dillon? 371 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:42,400 A. D. Martin. B. Clint Eastwood. C. John Wayne or D. Michael Landon. 372 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,400 Wasn't John Wayne that they weren't human-played initially? 373 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,400 Yes, that is correct. And he did the intro on the first episode or something. 374 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:56,400 I don't know. I haven't seen that one. I don't know if I've seen the first episode, to be honest with you. 375 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:02,400 I'll say this. All the gunsmoke that I've seen has been whatever reruns were on TV. 376 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400 Just a lot of TV work. 377 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:14,400 In what year did gunsmoke first air on TV? A. 1950. B. 1955. C. 1957 or D. 1959. 378 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,400 I'm gonna say 55. 379 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,400 That is correct. You are correct, sir. Two for two. 380 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400 Yeah. 381 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,400 Alright, this next one. It's a softball question. I know that you'll get it. 382 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:31,400 In which city does gunsmoke take place? Kansas City, Carson City, Virginia City or Dodge City? 383 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,400 I think it's Virginia City. No, I'm joking. It's Dodge City, Kansas. 384 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,400 Good old Virginia City. Wasn't that Bonanza? 385 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400 Yeah, that's the other TV western. 386 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:48,400 That's the other TV western. Anyways, we talked about this too. Have you noticed nobody likes the Cartwrights or Bonanza? 387 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,400 Anyways, we can talk about that later. 388 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:55,400 What was the doc's name in Gunsmoke? Doc Holliday, Doc Adams, Doc House or Doc Williams? 389 00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:02,400 Doc Adams was his name. And he was kind of a jerk, man. He would be making fun of people. 390 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:11,400 How many years did gunsmoke air on TV? I think you kind of said it earlier. A. 10 years, B. 15 years, C. 20 years or D. 25? 391 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,400 I'm gonna say 20. 392 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:19,400 Yeah, it went from 1955 to 1975. That's wild. It's like one of the longest running shows ever on TV. 393 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:31,400 TV shows ever? Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think about. And the characters stayed mostly the same, like Matt Dillon was the same, the person who played Kitty who was the local saloon. 394 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,400 A lot of the characters stayed the same. Didn't change too much. 395 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:42,400 Right. Apparently there is a character in there called Chester. Is that right? Is there a character named Chester in there? 396 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:48,400 Yeah, yeah. So you remember Festus, right? Like the Sierra sidekick? 397 00:28:48,400 --> 00:29:01,400 Don't say anything. Because I'm asking you a question about Chester. What was true about Chester? He was divorced. He had one eye. He was also the undertaker or he walked with a limb? 398 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,400 Oh, he walked with a limb. I'm pretty sure. 399 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,400 That is correct. 400 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:14,400 Yeah, he was kind of bow-legged and he was like, if you haven't seen the show, which I'm sure most people actually haven't, so it's like a sheriff and his sheriff's deputy. 401 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:23,400 And I don't know why, but all the shows at the time, including like Andy Griffith where there was a sheriff and a sheriff's deputy, the deputy was always kind of stupid or kind of came across stupid. 402 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,400 And so Chester and Festus were kind of, they were good at what they did, but they came across really dumb. 403 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 They were the comedic relief. Is that what it was? 404 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:41,400 Yeah, I guess they were the comedic relief, but then sometimes they would also get them into predicaments and it's just like, dang it. It's like, if you weren't an idiot, we wouldn't have been in this. 405 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,400 But anyways, go ahead. 406 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:53,400 Number seven, besides being a deputy, what other job does newly O'Brien have? A, Gunsmith, B, Blacksmith, C, Undertaker, or D, Banker? 407 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400 He was the Gunsmith. 408 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400 That is correct. 409 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,400 Dang, bro, you really know your Gunsmith. 410 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Okay, you got three more left. 411 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,400 Apparently I do. 412 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:07,400 What was the name of the saloon? A, Salty Star, B, Dusty Dirt, C, Long Branch, or D, Bootkill? 413 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,400 It was Long Branch. 414 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:17,400 Which place is actually never seen in Gunsmith? The Hotel, the Jail, the Barber Shop, or the Haberdasher? 415 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:21,400 Oh, that's a good question. You said it was go through the options again? 416 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,400 The Hotel, the Jail, the Barber Shop, or the Haberdasher? 417 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,400 They showed the hotel before. I guess the Haberdasher? 418 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,400 Yeah, you could do an Haberdasher. 419 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 You could do an Haberdasher, huh? 420 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400 Hey, good old Kovosso's. 421 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,400 All right, last one. Let's see if you can go 10 for 10. Perfect score. 422 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400 No pressure. 423 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:47,400 What was Chester's brother's name? A, Magnus, B, Marshall, C, Matt, or D, Ben? 424 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,400 Wasn't it Ben? Ben was Chester's brother? 425 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,400 It's actually Magnus. 426 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,400 I don't know where I got Ben from, but hey, nine for 10 is pretty good. 427 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,400 I'll take a one-off of not knowing who Chester's brother is. 428 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400 He was a very short character, actually. 429 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,400 Like, he was only on for a few years, and then it was festive. 430 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Well, most of the trivia quizzes I looked at, that was like one of the questions on everyone was like, 431 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,400 what was Chester's brother's name? And it was like, oh, Magnus. 432 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,400 Actually, no kid named Magnus. So maybe he was named after the show. 433 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,400 Yeah, who knows? Who knows? But yeah, great quiz. 434 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,400 I didn't know I'd knew that much. 435 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:26,400 It's one of those shows where you watch it a ton, or I've watched it a ton, but like, you know, 436 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:32,400 if I had to answer trivia, I don't know. But yeah, actually, that wasn't too bad. 437 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,400 I'm going to put you on blast. You want to tell them about the story about when we traveled to Dallas 438 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,400 and we watched Gunsmoke in the hotel? You want to tell them about that? 439 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:45,400 Sure. So we were sitting there in a hotel in Arlington, and we were flipping through the TV. 440 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:50,400 And I think we got to what? Like TV land or something where they'd be showing westerns during the daytime. 441 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,400 It was during the week. So it was just kind of daytime television. 442 00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:00,400 And it was the intro. And if you've ever seen Gunsmoke, it's literally, you see Matt Dillon, 443 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,400 the sheriff from behind, like you see his back and everything. 444 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,400 And he's in a standoff and he shoots the guy that it shows him. 445 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,400 And I remember Chris asking like, wait, what is this? And I was just like, oh, it's Gunsmoke. 446 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,400 I could tell that's Matt Dillon's ass anywhere. 447 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,400 And he just turned to me real slow. He goes, that was the gayest thing I think you've ever said to me. 448 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,400 And I realized, yeah, that probably was the gayest thing I've ever said to him. 449 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:28,400 It was a funny moment. And you were like, you're like, all the things I've said, you're like, 450 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:33,400 that one's the gayest that I've ever said to you. And I was like, yep, that is the gayest thing you ever said to me. 451 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,400 It was funny. It was a funny moment. 452 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,400 Good stuff, man. Yeah, you really know your Gunsmoke again. 453 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,400 Gunsmoke's one of those shows that you can just put on the background. 454 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:50,400 It is a little slow, but like, I mean, the stories are pretty good. I mean, it's classic American television. 455 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,400 When it's on TV, it's about an hour long episode apiece. 456 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:59,400 So it's, I mean, they're full on stories. I mean, like developing stories for a while. 457 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,400 So anyways, they have some good storylines. I mean, but and then there's some of them that are just kind of... 458 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:09,400 For sure. All right, man, well, we're going to move into our next segment, which is what fries my donuts? 459 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,400 What fries your donuts? 460 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,400 Man, this is incredibly specific and it's really not going to be much of a segment. It's more of a statement. 461 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:23,400 I cannot stand people pointing out when you're sleeping or when you're dozing off. 462 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,400 Like, why do people do that? Like, I'm tired. I got stuff going on, but I don't know. 463 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,400 It's almost like, I don't know about you, Chris, but it's almost like an embarrassment thing. 464 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:39,400 And so many times I'll be sitting there half asleep in my chair or something, and you'll be around family or, you know, 465 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,400 somebody that'll be like, oh, look at him. He's half asleep. And you can hear them talking about you and you go, 466 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:50,400 why the heck are you pointing this out? We all sleep. We sleep every night. Sometimes during the day, like I'm doing right now. 467 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:57,400 It's a normal bodily function. Like I'm tired. I don't understand why people like to point that out or be like, oh, look, he's sleeping. 468 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,400 He must be tired. Like it becomes like a topic of conversation. Have you noticed that, Chris? 469 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:14,400 Yeah, I have noticed that for sure. I do think that maybe it used to be like considered rude that if you would like fall asleep on somebody, 470 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:20,400 and I think that's where the tradition like comes from. But at the same time to, I hate when people do that, 471 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:28,400 when people talk about how you're like either not eating or like, look at him. He didn't eat anything. He hardly ate anything. 472 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,400 It's like, maybe I was just too tired to eat or maybe it's just like, you know what, like, I'm not hungry. 473 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:40,400 Maybe I'm just not feeling it. Maybe you're cooking is awful, Cheryl. Maybe I don't even want to be here right now. 474 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:47,400 No, it just, I don't know. It just kind of aggravates me because I feel like on a funnier note, even the older generation, 475 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,400 and maybe this is where it comes from primarily, but even members of the older generation, 476 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:58,400 it was such like a shameful thing to where if you catch them sleeping, like I remember a certain grandfather of mine who would be like, 477 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:06,400 you know, he'd say, oh, you fell asleep. No, no, no, no, I did. No, I did. And it was like a fight. It was always like, no, I just had my eyes shut. 478 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:11,400 And they'll try to convince you and convince you like, no, I wasn't sleeping. Like, honestly, what's wrong with you sleeping right now? 479 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,400 Like, nothing's going on. You're in your chair. Who the heck cares? Right? 480 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,400 I don't know. 481 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400 It's almost like a point of shame. I don't know. 482 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,400 Yeah, I'm like, nope. Just resting my eye. 483 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400 Yeah, I don't know. It just. That's what I always say. 484 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:28,400 Yeah, that's what a lot of people's. For me, I don't know. It just, it's just agitating because you're trying to rest. 485 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:36,400 And it's like, there's a lot of people that are, you know, taking notice. And I feel like it should be one of those things that just kind of drifts off into the background so you can, 486 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400 you can take your nap without everybody talking. 487 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:48,400 Yeah, I feel like it should be a thing or, but I do feel like bad whenever you are like entertaining or you're like going to visit family and you, 488 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:56,400 you know, you're like, I feel bad for taking a nap because I'm like, well, I need to be with them, spend time with them, you know, and it's like, no, like, you could go take a nap. 489 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,400 Like, it's okay. I ain't nobody going to think anything less of you. 490 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:04,400 But yeah, that's what fries my donuts. Like I said, it's incredibly specific, but there you go. 491 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,400 Oh yeah, buddy. Well, we are going to move into our mystery donut, which is our new product segment. 492 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,400 Yeah, my god, what do we got on the segment today? 493 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:24,400 Well, we have kind of a mix. Remember, for those OGs who've been with us for a long time, when we did improv, sometimes we would pull out scenarios or accents from a hat. 494 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:38,400 And then we kind of went to the improviser. Well, we're going to kind of do a mixture of both where we're going to pull an accent from the hat, and then we are going to have the randomizer give us an action or a scene or a situation. 495 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,400 So Chris, you ready to do that? 496 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400 Yeah, I missed the hat. 497 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,400 All right, so I'm going to let you pull the accent from the hat. So go ahead. 498 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,400 Let me see. Let me get it all mixed up there. Pretty good. 499 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,400 Oh, I feel like we haven't done this one in a while. A country accent. 500 00:36:53,400 --> 00:37:00,400 Oh man. Perfect. All right. And then let's see what the randomizer has to say when it comes to... 501 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:08,400 It's kind of specific, but we can make this work. Restarting a computer, or I guess working on a computer. 502 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,400 Oh, okay. That works. You want to start or you want me to start? 503 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,400 I can start. I can start. 504 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:24,400 What a hack's wrong with this thing. I come in here. Next thing you know, it's blue screen on me and says, uh-oh, we ran into a problem. 505 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:30,400 Yep. Yep, Jimmy Bob. I tried calling them IT guys to help me when I said, hey, my screen's black. 506 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,400 They told me something about pushing a button or something. 507 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:40,400 I said, well, what the heck do I pay you for? Can't you just log on to your little computer on your end and turn it on for me? 508 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,400 What the heck am I calling you for? 509 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Well, and my question is, you know, I couldn't understand what they were saying. 510 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:53,400 You know, I just wanted to say, listen here, Sanjay Gupta, you're going to tell me with your doctor powers and your skills how to do this. 511 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,400 You're going to win your magic IT one. It's going to be done. You understand what I'm telling you? 512 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:03,400 I paid too much money for this machine and I need it to turn on because I got certain things I got to do. 513 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:12,400 Well, this is the problem with America right here. Unless you can fix it with DD-40 and some duct tape, it ain't worth the thing, my friend. 514 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:18,400 That's why we get all this stuff from China. I'm telling you, American made. American made. We don't even need computers. 515 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:25,400 Computers are dead. I'm telling you, we need to go back to the old ways where we're just telling the ground by hand. 516 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,400 We don't need this technology stuff. It just breaks down on us. 517 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,400 Amen. Amen. Whatever happened to pen and paper, we used to think pen and paper all the time. 518 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,400 Now we can't even do that. We can't even, pen and paper, people don't even know how to write. 519 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:44,400 You know, you know, Jimmy Cooley down the road, he was talking to me about school. You know, they don't even teach him how to write cursive. 520 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:51,400 Yep. That's the problem with America. You know what? We'd have a lot more patriots if people learn how to write cursive. 521 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:58,400 I said, hey, you know what? We don't even need this technology stuff. When am I going to need stuff on an iPad? 522 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:03,400 When am I going to need to pay my bills online? You know what? I don't even like it that way. 523 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:10,400 I like to give them a check down at the water plan so that they know. Cheryl knows me up front. 524 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:16,400 She already knows. She already knows. Bill about you came in, you paid your check on Friday. 525 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:23,400 Now it's Monday and they call me and they tell me that they ain't got my payment. Nope. She knows. Cheryl's there. 526 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:30,400 That's what I'm saying. You go down to Power Company. I used to talk to Bill Jean over there and she knew me. 527 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:39,400 Then I go down to Cheryl just like you're talking about. Then I went over down to the lumber store and, you know, in the feed lot and they just, they know where to expect me. 528 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:49,400 Then I start showing up and it says, we don't take checks. You got to pay online. What do you mean I got to pay online? Who am I going to hit on while I'm there delivering my check? 529 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:54,400 I can't work with a computer, especially one that ain't turning on. 530 00:39:54,400 --> 00:40:01,400 Yep. Then my genius of a son, he says to me, dad, he says, you need to learn how to take typing class. 531 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:09,400 I said, boy, I've been working with my hands my whole life. I don't need no typing classes. I got two point of fingers right here. 532 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:16,400 I'll let my point of fingers do the work right there. Clickety clack, clickety clack, clickety clack. I don't need no typing. No typing class. 533 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,400 I know how to type. Try to tell me I don't know how to take typing class, boy. 534 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,400 What you need to do is take a class in manners because boy, I'm about to work with you. 535 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:31,400 I'll tell you this much. I'll be honest with you, Billy Bob, that boy years, he always been soft. He needs class on how to be a man straight up. 536 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:36,400 He's still living in your house. He's what, 25? That boy needs to be straightened up. 537 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,400 And then he's going to come in here and say, you need type class? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. That's problems. 538 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:49,400 I tell you this, you didn't hear this from me, but I got a paternity test and that boy ain't mine. 539 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:55,400 So I knew, I knew as soon as he mouth off and I say, yep, that ain't my son. That ain't my boy. 540 00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:00,400 I can stop playing child support, but I do it out of kindness in my heart. Good Lord tell him. 541 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:05,400 You know what? That makes total sense. Whenever I saw that boy the first time you said, that's my son. 542 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,400 I said, there's too much sense in there to be Billy Bob's son. That's what I said in my mind, but I ain't going to be me. 543 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,400 But it makes sense. It makes sense. 544 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,400 Well, Jimmy Dean, I'm going to figure out this computer stuff later. 545 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:22,400 My, my, my wife, she got us a reservation crack bail. We're late. I don't want to miss. I don't want to miss the chicken and dumplings night. 546 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,400 I'll just say this, you know what I'm about ready for? We're going down to the Golden K-Ral, I mean the Corral. 547 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:37,400 I keep going to call it the K-Ral, but you know, go down to the Golden Corral and get there early before all them other old people try to get there since it's 4.30. 548 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:42,400 You know what I mean? I'm going to try to get down there myself and we'll try to figure out this computer crack some other time. 549 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:48,400 Yep. That'll be perfect. Then you can go straight to your AA meeting right in the next, right in the next one. 550 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,400 Shoot. I done, I done quit that. You know I done quit that. I'm just there for the sound birthday. 551 00:41:53,400 --> 00:42:07,400 I'm sorry. I am proud. Man, you gotta, you gotta love Southern people. If you're an international listener, we make fun of the South, but I mean, I'm telling you, unless you live there, there's so many nuances and there's just so many things, but it's a good time. 552 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:17,400 It's a feeling. Like it's a, as the kids nowadays would say, it's a vibe. It's a vibe. Except it's not a, anyways. 553 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:28,400 Yeah. Alright. Well man, are you ready to go into our final segment, which is our Eclair segment? Alright man, so our Eclair segment, which is our positive advice. 554 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,400 So Chris, I think I went first last week, so go ahead and... 555 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:40,400 Oh yeah. This is a, this is more of a leadership positive advice, but always find someone that you can like multiply yourself. 556 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:53,400 So what I mean by that is like in leadership, you have things that you're doing, but the way to be effective in leadership and in business is to find someone that you can pass that along to and you're essentially multiplying yourself. 557 00:42:53,400 --> 00:43:07,400 So when you teach that person how to do what you're doing and how to lead and all that stuff, you then can give them stuff that you've already been doing and it frees you up so that you can pursue opportunities that you want to pursue, 558 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:15,400 whether that's you want to learn more of a different skill or you want to lean into a certain area of your business, whatever that has you. 559 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:29,400 But if you're just only trying to be the only one that is doing the work or the leadership and you think that it solely runs on you, your company, your legacy, your leadership, whatever that is, it won't last because it'll die with you. 560 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:35,400 So whenever you multiply yourself and you can pass that on, then that's what makes for a healthy legacy. 561 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:42,400 Now what Chris is trying to lead into is we have a wonderful business opportunity, including credit card readers. 562 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:51,400 Now, Chris and I have recruited five ourselves, we're going to have those five multiplied to 25 and those 25 are going to multiply from there. 563 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,400 So if you want to be on the ground level, I'm joking. 564 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,400 Anyways, no great advice Chris. 565 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:11,400 My EECLAR is sometimes in life you have to assess where you're at now and maybe the original plan is not where you're at and maybe that's not the goal anymore. 566 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:18,400 It's okay, life changes and goals change and goals change very rapidly. 567 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:25,400 One year could be one thing, one year could be the next, it could even be down to a few months, things can change. 568 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:35,400 But just be open to reevaluating and seeing where you're at because you can always keep elements of what you're doing that is working. 569 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:43,400 The other stuff that maybe is not working or maybe, you know, it's like I don't want to continue those habits or I don't want to keep going good or bad. 570 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:51,400 You know, you can always assess, cut out some of those bad things and move forward and or even sometimes there are any bad things. 571 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400 Maybe it's just not something you want to do anymore. 572 00:44:53,400 --> 00:45:02,400 So Chris, I think that successfully leads us into the next topic of conversation that we're going to have with our OGs. 573 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,400 Do you think we should start that? 574 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,400 I think we should man, we should let them know what's up. 575 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:12,400 So this is a fireside chat with Chris and Micah on the status of Trashcan Nation. 576 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400 No, we're not quitting. 577 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,400 No, we're not quitting. No, we're very much alive and strong. 578 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,400 Anyways, what we're going to do, so no more website. 579 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:28,400 Normally at this point in the podcast, we plug tvtrashcan.com and make it a whole thing. 580 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,400 You know what, Chris and I, we talked about it a lot. 581 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:44,400 And we're creating some goals on the side, you know, and things like that, some different things that we want to do, not only for the podcast, but for the YouTube channel, for the social media channel. 582 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,400 So there's more to come on that. 583 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:53,400 But for now, we're going to reallocate everything that was on the website to YouTube. 584 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:58,400 So just FY, there, no more, no more website, no more tvtrashcan. 585 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,400 But at the same time, it's, I think it's the best move for us. 586 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Some of the landscapes have changed. 587 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:10,400 Man, I feel like being honest. Should we tell them what the original goal was and what's changed? 588 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:19,400 I mean, if you want to, you can. I mean, I don't care either way just because I'm like, they probably didn't really know what the original goal was, but it's all good, bro. 589 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,400 Like, you want to tell them I'm down. 590 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,400 Why not? 591 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:35,400 The original goal and what we talked about with Trashcan TV was we wanted to be a streaming service a lot like what's out there now, like freebie, 2B, what's, what's some of the other ones, Chris, I'm trying to think. 592 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:47,400 Pluto TV is another one, you know, where we had our deliciously trashy shows like Maury, Jerry Spring or all that stuff free on tap and access plenty and things like that. 593 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:53,400 We found a way to do that through YouTube and things like that and try to get some licensing. 594 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,400 But, you know, I think we had the idea as well as everybody else. 595 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:04,400 And so Chris and I were talking about it and, you know, I don't think this direction, we don't think this direction, we want to go. 596 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,400 We want to continue with our content. We love the podcast. 597 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:26,400 And we want to grow and continue that. So I think it's more the moves are more to grow and continue the podcast and what we have and some of the other content we have coming out and not so much making it a platform or streaming service in the future. 598 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,400 So that was the original goal. That's what's kind of changed. 599 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:38,400 That's why we kind of moved away from the website and things like that. But hey, we're still available on all your favorite socials on YouTube. So yeah, come like, subscribe, follow. 600 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:45,400 We appreciate that. Thanks for taking a little extra time. That way we can tell you our little side note there. We really appreciate you guys. 601 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:53,400 And again, we love all of our fans, all of our listeners, even our haters, because y'all make us stronger. 602 00:47:53,400 --> 00:48:01,400 That's what I'm saying. I hate or can't do nothing. But hey, you know, stop this podcast. Alright, so but Jim, man, that's pretty much all I got. 603 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:33,400 Yeah.