1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mikey and Chris. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:09,520 You can't borrow any more, or Dave Ramsey will hit the floor. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:14,080 He'll kick you out of his door, living on loans. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:21,200 Living on loans, buying on time, without no bank money, you ain't worth a dime. 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:26,640 Like in old fashioned credit story rhyme, living on loans. 6 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:32,960 Hi, I'm Chris, and this is an Alan Jackson, this is the Donorbox Podcast. 7 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:37,040 Without somebody, nothing ain't worth a dime. 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:44,880 Just like in old fashioned story book rhyme, living on love. 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,280 It sounds simple. 10 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,040 Gotta love that good old song. 11 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,000 What's up man? 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 It's episode eight of this season. 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Yeah, long time no see. 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 New year, new me. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,520 Shut up, share them. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,480 Anyways, that's such a great video if you haven't seen it. 17 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:04,480 But hey, we would love to welcome all of our guests from around the world, 18 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:08,160 and here in our homes, I always said home state of the United States, 19 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,360 but that doesn't make any sense. 20 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,720 Our home country of the United States, we really appreciate that. 21 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,680 Shout out to our folks in the home state of Texas, all across the South, 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,480 and up and down the West Coast, Oregon, Washington, Cali, 23 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:27,920 all the way across the East Coast, all the way up in New York, Massachusetts, 24 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,760 even going Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, 25 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:36,240 all the way down to Florida, all the way into the middle of the country as well, 26 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,200 and the bread basket states, where else internationally we got, man? 27 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:47,440 Australia down under, France, Spain, the Middle East, Malaysia, gotta love them, 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:54,080 UK, Ireland, all those good places, man. So we're rocking and rolling, moving and shaking. 29 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,560 Yeah, man. So I'm super excited for this episode. 30 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,920 You ready to get this thing cracking? 31 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,480 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:04,080 All right, man. So if you haven't been with us before, we always start off with the best 33 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:08,640 donut, which is the old fashioned donut, which is a story from our past. 34 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,800 Here's what we're going to be talking about today, man. 35 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,480 We're going to be talking, first of all, actually, you know what? 36 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,000 I'm going to let you start it off. 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,760 It was a particular time you came over to my house and, yeah, everybody left, didn't they? 38 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:27,040 Well, this was one of the first times that I had went over to Micah's house whenever he first 39 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:33,200 moved here. I had been over a couple of times before. Most of the time, usually how it worked was 40 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:38,880 on Sunday after church. And again, if I ever have or not if I have kids, when I have kids, 41 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,440 and they ever do this to me, I will be like, don't ever do that to me ever again. 42 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,640 But we would put our parents on the spot in the middle of church. 43 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:51,280 We'd be like, hey, can I go over to Micah's house or can Micah come over to my house? 44 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,480 And most of the time, it was me going over to Micah's house just because they lived closer to 45 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:02,400 the church. So I would go over Micah's house. I've went over a couple of times. 46 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:09,280 But this particular time, and I know why, this particular time, I think there was a Sunday school 47 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:16,400 event. Remember Bernard's Sunday school class, the gold bracelets, they were going out for a, 48 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:22,240 I think it was a Sunday school event. I don't know. They were all getting together. And I remember 49 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:28,880 my parents were going out to Micah's parental units were going out. So they had the idea like, 50 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:37,440 hey, you can just drop me and my brother Matthew off at Micah's house. And so we were going to 51 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:42,880 have to have a babysitter though. Why did they give you a babysitter? Because you know what, 52 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,680 dude, they, you were basically a latchkey kid. They basically left you home all the time by 53 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:52,960 yourself. So why did they give you a babysitter? I think honestly, it was for the look of it, 54 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,600 because they probably didn't want to leave, you know, because what was the first thing that you 55 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:02,240 probably could say like, oh yeah, we were just over there by ourselves. Because yeah, most of the 56 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,480 time I didn't have a babysitter. Like there was there was no babysitter most of the time. It's 57 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,840 like, yeah, we going out and was mostly left by myself. I'm not really sure. Like I said, 58 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,400 I think it was just because they knew that you were coming over and it was just like, yeah, 59 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,160 let's just get a babysitter for the look of things. I don't know. Yeah, because my parents would have 60 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,560 never let me and my brother go over if there was no babysitter. They would have been like, 61 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:32,400 no way, Jose. But we had this particular babysitter and her name was Jessica. And I secretly had a 62 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:38,400 crush on Jessica. So I was excited about it. She was who didn't man. Let's stop there. Who didn't? 63 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:44,240 Okay, this gal she was okay. She was course was like a teenager at the time. Right. She was like 64 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:49,600 eight years older than us. Yeah. Yeah. But she was like a good friend of ours is sister, like 65 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:57,600 adopted sister. Shout out Patty ice. And yeah, man, it was who didn't have a crush on her basically 66 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:02,560 is what I'm saying. Like I mean, yeah, now she's now she's looking a little rough. I'll just say that. 67 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:09,280 But I don't know why we decided but you were what actually you were upset because you liked 68 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:15,680 her sister better because I think her sister let you get away with more stuff. Yeah, I think so. 69 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:20,640 I don't remember what it was. So these two sisters were also my tutors. Like they would come over 70 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,720 sometimes and like help me with my homework and things like that. And I always remember like I 71 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:29,920 liked her sister better. And I don't even remember why I don't know. I think it was because 72 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,600 you're probably right. She probably let me do more things or eat something I wasn't supposed to or 73 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:40,480 something like that. Well, so Mike and I my brother was like kind of there but like he just was 74 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,960 kind of doing his own thing. I think he was probably playing video games or something. I don't 75 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:50,400 but Mike and I had the great idea. We're like, you know what? We're going to make her night 76 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:55,680 a living terror. That's what we're going to do. We're going to just get on her nerves and make 77 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:02,080 her quit. And so I remember we did some other stuff but I remember I don't know what it was. 78 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:10,880 Michael lived in a basically two-story duplex and his room was upstairs and everything else 79 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,840 was pretty much downstairs and he was like, you know what? She likes pictures. So let's lower 80 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:21,440 down this. I remember it was your basketball cards that were framed. It was in like this black frame 81 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:26,000 and you were like, let's lower this down. Yep. You still have that in your house. 82 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,360 I still have it. I still have it. Yes, I do. Side note. Have you looked it up? Is it worth anything? 83 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,520 It's worth like 10 bucks. It's not worth any. If he would have signed it, it would have been better. 84 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:40,480 That's okay. That's all right. Well, so he was like, let's what we're going to do is we're going 85 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,960 to lower this down in front of her and we're going to distract her with this picture. I don't 86 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:51,200 know what our hair brain eight-year-old genius scheme was at the time. But she was like, we're 87 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:55,760 going to use this dog leash and we're going to lower it down. What happened, Michael? I just dropped 88 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:01,680 it on her head. I don't remember if I actually just dropped it or if I full on just thought, oh, yeah. 89 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:08,080 Because what I don't understand, and of course, again, we were like eight so it doesn't make too 90 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:15,120 much sense. Most things eight-year-olds do don't make sense. The dog leash was not as long as the 91 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:20,320 length that we were trying to lower it to. I just know that. That dog leash was definitely not long 92 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:25,920 enough. And so I don't know what the heck we were thinking, but yeah, we dropped it on her head. And 93 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:31,920 I'm sure that hurt. I mean, because the metal part hit her first. Like she got hit in the head with 94 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:37,600 the metal. Like on the top of the head. And she was mad, bro. Like I would be mad too as a 16-year-old. 95 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,360 She's like, what the heck are y'all doing? And I remember that was kind of like the end of the night. 96 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:46,720 It was like, yeah. It's like, oh, we stayed in the room after that. We didn't come on out after that. 97 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,400 Yeah. It's like, when people start getting hurt, you're kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 98 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:57,600 we better stop, stop. So I've got another side story about her. One more thing here. I remember 99 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:03,200 got older, right? And remember how we were talking about previous episodes being a part of the drama 100 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:08,480 department? Well, she was really big in that too, like the church drama department. And she always 101 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:14,000 had this specific role in this play or like in this, it wasn't even a play, it was a skit, right? 102 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,040 And it was supposed to be like all the things that temptations of the world that basically pull you 103 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:24,240 away. And each thing kind of straps you down and by the end, Jesus comes and takes all those things 104 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:29,920 and puts it on him and yay, Jesus got you kind of thing. I always had several roles in that too. 105 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,680 For some reason, I was always the guy with the money, like we had all this fake money and I 106 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,120 would like throw all this fake money at her and all this other stuff. You're the drug dealer. 107 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:42,400 That's what you were. That's true. I was the drug dealer. I never got to be the loser. There was a 108 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:48,080 guy that like was a loser. Never got to be that guy. I got to be Jesus once. And that was that was 109 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:55,440 a thrill. Anyways, I digress. So pretty much, I remember, bro, she would get into it, like 110 00:08:55,440 --> 00:09:00,320 really, really hard. There was one time because there's one portion of it where like she's trying 111 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:05,040 to get to Jesus and basically we're supposed to like throw her on the floor. And I remember, 112 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,920 she told us she's like throw me as hard as you can. It's just like, yeah, we're not going to do that. 113 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:15,600 And I just remember like sometimes there was one time she came up and like she was all bloody 114 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,160 because I mean it was like a carpeted floor and like she got thrown down and like she was like 115 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:25,920 scraped up and just like dang girl. Like she she took it real serious. And believe it or not, 116 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:30,560 speaking of, you were talking about me still having that Shaquille O'Neal picture. I was going 117 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:36,000 through some stuff not too long ago and I found a dollar bill from that play or from that skit. 118 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:41,120 Like a fake dollar bill and it had blood on it, bro. It was like, I guess it was from one of those 119 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:47,440 times that, you know, that we did that. So, you know, there's blood on that money. We'll still 120 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:53,760 count it. Just say that. Just so you just so you know what we're talking about, I will tell you 121 00:09:53,760 --> 00:10:00,880 every youth group in America at 2008 to like 2010 did this skit. So, if you want to know what we're 122 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:11,360 talking about, type in Life House Skit. Life L-I-F-E-H-O-U-S-E Skit and it'll pop up on YouTube 123 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,000 and you can see what we're talking about. But anyways, yes. So, I do remember, 124 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:22,160 I do remember that. We'll go into the next story in a minute, but I will tell you whenever I first 125 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:27,120 met Jessica and why I had a crush on her. I don't know why, but it was like one of our first Sundays. 126 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:33,440 This was way before you guys came. It was like one of our first Sundays there and my mom and dad had 127 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:38,000 met up with the Sunday school class and they were starting to get to know people. Well, 128 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,440 they were having this event at the lake and we went and there was like this tubing thing and 129 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:49,520 you had to wear like a life jacket or whatever. And so, we went on the boat and everybody got a 130 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:56,160 turn on the tube and I remember Mr. Reynolds, that's when we first met the whole Reynolds family 131 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:02,160 and my mom and dad were kind of worried about like me and my brother and they were like, 132 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:07,600 are they going to be okay? And Mr. Reynolds was like, yeah, it's like, Jesse will watch him. 133 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,000 Like, she'll stay in the back of the boat and she'll watch him. If anything, she swims like a 134 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:20,000 dolphin and she'll save them if they get in trouble. And I just remember being like, oh, 135 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,720 she's so beautiful. Like my eight-year-old little cell. 136 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:34,800 Yeah, just all story-eyed. It was like out of a movie in my head. That's how it was. But anyways, 137 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:40,320 we can move on to the next story. So, this next story is actually about a time, 138 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:46,880 Micah and his family, of course, they lived in that duplex. So, they wouldn't usually have a lot 139 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,600 of people over. Usually, it'd be like one or two families. But I can remember a couple times that 140 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:57,600 they had a good bit of people over and we got invited to a Super Bowl party over at their house. 141 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:02,800 And this is where I will let Micah continue to take the story. So, I just have to say one, 142 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:09,520 okay, we'll actually get into that. So, it was the Giants and Patriots Super Bowl. And we'll talk 143 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:15,600 of 2007. Yeah, it was the big year that the Patriots went undefeated and blotty, blotty, 144 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:23,440 blot and then they played the Giants. I just remember there was like a ton of people there. 145 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:27,200 And you got to think, we were also really sheltered. The first thing I remember about that is we, 146 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:33,760 there was this guy that was invited and he was one of my Perinco units friends from work. 147 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:40,880 It was the same guy that went on the moving trip with us that didn't do squat. But do you remember 148 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:47,840 that guy? He came and I remember I was shocked because he brought a cooler beer and that was a 149 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:53,600 no-no, right? It was like, oh, he's got beer. That's so bad. And I remember he was like, yeah, 150 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:58,720 I placed a bet on this other stuff. And I was like, oh, he sports betting too. Bro, I was like, 151 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:03,520 mm-mm, this guy ain't no good. This guy ain't no good. I remember that was like the first thing 152 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:08,400 that I thought about was just like, yeah, because he was like, yeah, I bet on everything, 153 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,800 including the coin toss. And I was just like, this guy is just, he's addicted to gambling 154 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:18,240 and to alcohol too. Look at him. He's already had two beers. And I was like being very judgmental. 155 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:26,320 Anyways, so I remember, like Chris was talking about that duplex there, most of the adults, 156 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:31,120 actually all the adults were downstairs and we were all up in my room upstairs. And I had a big 157 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:37,360 bubble TV, right? Like the big old school bubble TV. We were watching up there. And I'll never 158 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:42,640 forget the David Tyre re-catch, like the crazy helmet catch that's, you know, that game was known 159 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:49,280 for. I guess there was a delay in the TV from upstairs to downstairs because we saw it first, 160 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:55,120 like 30 seconds, I guess, ahead of time. And we were all going nuts. And then like 30 seconds later 161 00:13:55,120 --> 00:14:01,600 then we heard everybody else going nuts downstairs. But it was just kind of we were also with the guy 162 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:06,240 who was rooting for the Patriots. So he was quite mad when that happened. I do remember that as well. 163 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,320 One other thing I remember and we can get to what you remember as well with that. 164 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:20,320 For some reason, my parental units really liked getting wings from this one Chinese spot, 165 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:25,920 like up the road. I don't know why they liked it, but it was called Happy China. And they would always 166 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:32,560 go get a bunch of wings from Happy China. And bro, I'm not even sure those are wings for being honest. 167 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:38,720 Yeah, I don't know. All I know was like, I thought it was the coolest thing because, again, like all 168 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:45,120 the adults were downstairs watching the game. And we got to be like upstairs, like kind of having 169 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,520 our own thing, you know, and not having to sit around with the adults and like we could just grab 170 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,920 our food and like go upstairs. And I was like, this is really because we didn't have that like at home, 171 00:14:53,920 --> 00:15:01,600 you know. And I was like, this is so cool. And it was me, Mike, my brother, Matthew, that guy, 172 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:07,920 Aaron, that we were talking about that was a Pat's fan. And I think Patty Ice was there. 173 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:14,000 Or was it just the four of us? Was it Patty Ice or was it not? It wasn't Jay Rizzle. So it 174 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,880 either was Patty Ice or it was just us. I think he might have been there too, though. 175 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,280 But I just remember I was like, oh, yeah, this is great. Like it was one of those times where it 176 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:28,800 was just like, yeah, I don't know. Like for me as a kid, Super Bowls were kind of a big thing. 177 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:33,040 I'm just thinking about that. Like, even if it was just us at the house, my dad kind of made a big 178 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:38,000 deal out of the Super Bowl. Like even if we didn't really care what teams are playing, like us making 179 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,960 the snacks and like, you know, watching the game together, that was kind of a big deal for us. 180 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:47,680 Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that's a pretty common story across the United States. I mean, you know, 181 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:53,600 the Super Bowl gets so much viewership just from non football fans across the board. It's like, 182 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,840 everybody watched the Super Bowl. Everybody seems to watch the Super Bowl. It's pretty crazy. 183 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:03,760 What is your most memorable Super Bowl? That one that you just talked about is kind of one of mine. 184 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:10,800 One of mine for some reason, I remember watching the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Arizona Cardinals. 185 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:15,600 And really the reason that I remember that one so much, I really liked Kurt Warner and Larry 186 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:21,920 Fitzgerald at the time. In fact, I really wanted the Kurt Warner Bible back then. Like really bad. 187 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:26,480 You remember that? Like it was like a football Kurt Warner Bible. I didn't know he had his own 188 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:33,520 Bible to be honest with you. So there was that one. And then that Super Bowl, all I remember was 189 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:38,880 Arizona was up by a lot. Oh, and the coach was from Augusta too. Ken Weasen Hunt at the time was 190 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:43,520 from Augusta. So it was like, Oh yeah, like we want them to win. And at the time it was like 191 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:49,040 Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh was okay. Like they had Jerome Bettis and like coach Cowher and then 192 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:54,800 but I wasn't really a group for them. And Arizona had never won a Super Bowl either. And so I really 193 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,600 wanted them to win. They were up by a lot. But I just remember Pittsburgh coming back and winning at 194 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,720 the last second and and San Antonio Holmes had like a big catch in the corner of the end zone that 195 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:10,160 was debated of like whether it was catch or not. And I don't know. It was that was probably my most 196 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:15,520 memorable one. And I think that was just because the game was so crazy. And it also was just like 197 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:20,400 that last second touchdown was just kind of a deflator man. It was like, Oh man, what about 198 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:28,400 what about the halftime show of 2004? Just kidding. Just kidding. Oh, I'll never forget that. If you 199 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:36,400 don't know what that is, look it up. If you're not old enough to remember, look it up. Justin 200 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:41,360 Timberlake, Janet Jackson. That's what I'll say on that. And I'll never forget who was playing 201 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:48,000 there too. It was New England and Carolina. Yep. It was a it was a running joke for years. I don't 202 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,880 know if it's still a I don't think it's a joke anymore. I think they've kind of forgiven. Yeah. 203 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:58,400 And you know, to be honest, Janet Jackson is not very popular. Justin Timberlake definitely is. 204 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:04,000 But Janet Jackson is not as popular as she was at that point for sure. Yeah. Well, 205 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,800 we're going to move on to the next segment, which is the jelly donut. And that's a jail report. 206 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:21,360 So, Micah, what do you got for us? Well, man, we have arrest stories from the new year. So that's 207 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:27,920 always fun. So you're ready for this one. So this one is from the wonderful state of Florida. 208 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:38,080 So there you go. Florida 2024. We appreciate your story here. So this person was armed with a machete 209 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:46,080 and was reportedly walking down the street naked on in the early morning hours of the first. So 210 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:53,680 basically what happened was he gets arrested. And they asked him why he was walking down naked 211 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:58,560 down the street. And he said, I was going to chop down a fresh Christmas tree because the one that 212 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:05,840 we had at the house was dead. And where he was at was in the middle of town in the Orlando area. 213 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:12,720 So there was no no trees around there. And apparently when the cops pulled up initially, 214 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,440 he had the machete on the ground and he was doing push ups in a parking lot. I think it's like our 215 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:26,400 friend says in the video, I'll basalts. Yeah, I think so. I think so, man. Next one. I don't know 216 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:36,240 why this is a thing. But this person was arrested on the 31st. So it wasn't quite on the first. 217 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:44,560 But this happened at 617 p.m. And a male suspect and a female suspect. Now the female suspect 218 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:50,080 was in a wheelchair at the time. So the male suspect is pushing her into a grocery store. 219 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:58,800 And she then wields a machete. Now hold on, machete, not in a hatchet, I'm sorry. Wait, 220 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:07,280 it says machete up here. I'm not sure. In the in the in the headline, it says machete. And then in 221 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:12,320 the article, it says hatchet. So I'm not sure. But apparently she pulls out a hatchet and starts 222 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:18,480 threatening people behind the counter when the market store or floor manager comes up to try to 223 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:26,240 defuse the situation. So then the male confronts the floor manager and says, you're going to take me 224 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:34,240 to the safe. This point, the floor manager says no. And they tried to take a few the lady in the 225 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:39,760 wheelchair tried to take a few swipes out or with the hatchet, they called the police, the male fled 226 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:46,560 the female there. That's not funny. But left the female in the wheelchair there in which she was 227 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:52,880 then arrested. So and then they found him later. So she was legitimately in a wheelchair like, like 228 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:58,400 for real, for real. My thing is, I don't know why she didn't roll like try to roll away. She obviously 229 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:04,560 she had use of her hands if she's wielding machete. But she said, she said, you'll never catch me alive. 230 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:10,560 I'm telling you, bro. But my thing is what I think is crazy is just there's a there's a picture 231 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,680 here and I wish you guys could see it. But the picture is of him walking into the store. And 232 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:21,280 here's the lady, you know, you know, hatchet, it's definitely a hatchet or like a machete looking thing. 233 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:27,600 And like wielded out and the guy's pushing her in. And then the next picture that they show is the 234 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:33,040 guy running out the door and she's there, not facing the door like still facing towards inside 235 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,680 of the door. And she looks like where the heck did this guy go? And apparently shortly thereafter, 236 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,440 she got away. Props to the floor manager for standing her ground and being like, yeah, 237 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:46,240 no, I'm not taking you to the safe like props on her. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty, pretty interesting 238 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:51,680 situation there. All right, so this is for our international listeners. We don't talk about 239 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:58,400 overseas arrest a lot, but we got a few. So this guy got arrested after assaulting his father with 240 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:07,120 a sake bottle. This happened in Japan. So police in a Chicago, I think is what it says here. 241 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:12,320 So they arrested a 28 year old man of assaulting his 50 year old father by hitting him in the 242 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:20,960 head with a sake bottle. This happened around 1115pm on New Year's Eve. So just a few, you know, 243 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:28,160 45 minutes for the new year. So apparently the police were got to the scene. And the man who 244 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:35,840 was a employee of a paper company, Michael Scott, question mark, his wife had been visiting their 245 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:42,480 parents in their home and all four were drinking alcohol at some point. The man, the paper company 246 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:48,480 man and his father got into an argument in which the man his father and head with a sake bottle 247 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:53,440 with such force that the bottle broke and the man's father suffered a large gash to his head. 248 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,600 So the victim called the police on the son and the son was arrested on the spot and the police 249 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:03,040 are trying to sort it out. But what it looks like right now is the disagreement was over 250 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,680 some internal family matters is all it says. That's wild man. Saki will make you do some crazy 251 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,520 stuff. You got to be careful with that stuff. Apparently, but I mean, my thing is that's, 252 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:19,040 I don't know if anybody's actually tried to break an alcohol bottle before like a sake bottle or 253 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:24,160 even a beer bottle. It makes it look so easy on TV like, oh, you smashed over somebody's that, bro, 254 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:30,240 it's hard to smash those things. Oh, those bottles are dummied up, bro. Those bottles are 255 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:35,840 gimmicked up like the glass is soft. So it's there. Yeah, it's a different kind of bottle. Yeah, 256 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,640 I'm telling you because like we've tried wine bottles, all sorts of stuff. I mean, you can hit 257 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,360 those suckers up against trees and things and it won't break. Yeah, but here's the thing like, 258 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:51,440 and then, but then you like drop it like a little bit. Oh, yeah, bro. It's the same thing with 259 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:58,000 pasta jars. When I used to stock, I guess that's true. When I used to stock groceries, 260 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:04,240 I would like, I would have a pasta jar kind of like drop and it would like from a good distance 261 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:09,360 and it would not shatter. But then like you just like accidentally knock it off the shelf just a 262 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:14,880 little bit. Dude, maybe it's like the angle. Yeah, maybe it's maybe it's the point in which it hits 263 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:20,720 or you know, I'm not sure. But yeah, man, that's pretty pretty nuts. But apparently had a large 264 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:27,360 gas to the head, which I can imagine if you broke a bottle over a guy's head. All right. So this 265 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:35,040 next one, and I want you to give the best Australian accent for for this next location, and it's 266 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:41,600 Darwin. So go ahead and say Darwin, your best Australian accent, Darwin, the witch in a grub. 267 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,400 There you go. All right. So this happened in Darwin. A lady was arrested on New Year's Day. 268 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:52,880 Emergency services were called out just after midnight, because they were receiving reports 269 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:59,200 of multiple vehicles on fire in their driveway. And so this was a couple neighbors called fire 270 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:06,000 crews get there and extinguish the fire on multiple cars. It looks like three, according to the 271 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:12,160 picture, or at least the picture I'm looking at. So they get everybody and they also evacuated all 272 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:18,080 the homes, right? And so no injuries were reported. But a woman in her 50s was arrested at the scene. 273 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:26,640 And the police said they were called down the road where they viewed this woman putting 274 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:36,240 cotton swabs. Now you got to think this is a newspaper from it looks like yeah, it's from 275 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:41,920 Australia. So they're calling it cotton swabs. But from the look of it, it looks like one of those 276 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,800 kind of like a rag soaked in alcohol. And apparently they were she was lighting it, 277 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:52,080 putting it in their gas tank, and waiting for it to go, which then engulfs the car and flames. 278 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,960 So she did that to three separate cars. The reason is unknown when they asked her about it. 279 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:02,400 She said because I felt like it. Dude, somebody got some problems. Happy New Year's New Year, 280 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:10,400 new me. Yep. That's what I'm saying. All right. So next is police investigate a legal firecracker 281 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:17,920 incident as there's a few arrested on New Year's Eve. So a woman could lose her eye after a fire 282 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:23,200 cracker exploded in her face. So this is also in Australia. You guys in Australia, you know, 283 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:29,520 had a party on New Year's apparently. So this was just Southwest of Melbourne. And the woman was 284 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:34,720 hit in the face shortly after midnight where she was taken to the hospital. The man was arrested, 285 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:44,720 among others during the festivities. So apparently, this guy was had made his own fireworks 286 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:52,080 in his backyard. And part of the arrest was because he had hit other people with these fireworks, 287 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:59,200 because they were quote unquote malfunctioning. But from police's discovery, it appears that 288 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:05,680 they were intentionally set to go off and hit people somehow. I don't know how you find that out. 289 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:13,120 I'm guessing the way that he had him propped just kind of led him to that. But he was arrested on 290 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:20,000 on 20 counts of apparently he hit quite a few people. There was one that landed in a group 291 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:30,080 of people at a park off of Slender Street, that's what it says. And the Roman candle style firework 292 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:36,640 blew up, causing several injuries, including shrapnel to somebody's lower leg. Dang, that dude 293 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:41,280 deserves to be put in jail for intentionally trying to hurt people like that. That's really messed up. 294 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:47,680 So and he was also arrested. Apparently, he had some other day, bro. So I scroll down on this one. 295 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:54,160 So here's everything he was charged for. So he was charged for illegal creation of a weapon, 296 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:02,560 20 counts of various incidents, including assaults, things like that. But he had previous charges 297 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:10,000 for sexual assault, traffic offenses, robbery, and operating an illegal CBD trade. 298 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,120 Wow, that guy's got a long rap sheet. And apparently on New Year's, he wanted to have a 299 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,600 little fun and shoot some fireworks at his neighbors. What a guy. All right, last one. 300 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:27,600 So this one's kind of an interesting one. A man tries to steal a school bus. So this was 301 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,800 definitely after the New Year happened. It was about four in the morning on the first. 302 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:37,760 And Mr. Brian, that's his last name, he was running from police at the time, was arrested 303 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:45,120 because he was trying to flee and he was fleeing on foot. He got to a back lot of the Oskalea 304 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:54,400 County. I'm sorry if I mispronounced that school bus depot and was hiding in it. Apparently, 305 00:28:54,400 --> 00:29:00,800 police then started making their way through the lot and which one of the buses started to leave 306 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:08,480 and they started following him. When they finally caught up to him, he was at a racetrack gas station 307 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,720 attempting to fill up the bus because apparently he was about to run out of gas and that's where 308 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:18,400 they caught him. Wow, that's crazy, dude. So he was trying to get out on a school bus. 309 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,680 I like how the headline says try to steal school bus. It sounds like he successfully 310 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:28,560 stole a school bus and got down the street enough to get it to the gas station. Yeah, 311 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,720 it does sound like he successfully stole one. Pretty crazy, but yeah man, so these people are 312 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:40,240 starting off their new year right, you know, in lock up. I don't know. Pretty crazy stuff, man. 313 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,160 That's all I got, man. You ready to move over to the donut hole? Yeah, two more to the donut hole. 314 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:50,960 All right, man. So this, I did do a quiz this week. So this is kind of an interesting one. This is a 315 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:57,120 hodge podge of general knowledge that's typically based in the United States. So it's kind of just 316 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:02,800 a random hodge podge of stuff that are US based, but it kind of just bounces around. So are you 317 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:08,160 ready? Sure, I'm excited for this. All right. So the first one, the star, the lyrics of the Star 318 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:13,840 Spangled Banner were written to celebrate the Battle of Iwo Jima in World War II. Oh, that's 319 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,920 something else I should probably preference. These are all true and false as well. So none of them 320 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:23,040 are multiple choice. It's all just true or false. So the first one, the lyrics of the Star Spangled 321 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,680 Banner celebrate the Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II. Is that true or false? It's false. 322 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:34,080 It's the War of 1812. I think. Yeah. All right. You're right on that one. It is false. All right. 323 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:41,040 So the next one, this one's, like I said, these are random. Michael Jordan took a break from the 324 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:47,440 NBA to play in minor league baseball. Is that true or false? That's kind of a trick question 325 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:53,680 because he played major league baseball. So I don't, I guess it's true. Yeah, you got it right. 326 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:59,280 It is kind of a trick question. He did play minors, but it was for two games until he got 327 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,320 bumped up to the majors. I think it was more for a formality, right? But yes, Michael Jordan did 328 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:10,960 take a break from his career to play in minor league baseball and then major league baseball. 329 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,520 Okay. So the next question, this one's going to be one that I don't think you'll know, 330 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:22,480 but we can definitely try. Is it true or false? It snowed in Minneapolis, Minnesota in the month 331 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,760 of July. Oh, I believe that's true. It's actually false. Minneapolis has never received snow in 332 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:33,120 just three months and those three months are June, July or August. But any other time of the year, 333 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:39,440 yes, they get snow. So think about that. Even up till May or September, they're still getting snow. 334 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,960 That's why I don't live there. Yeah, that's pretty nuts. All right. So the next one, 335 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:48,400 one, Florida was one of the original 13 colonies of the United States. Is that true or false? 336 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:54,560 I think that's true. It's actually false. Georgia was the furthest one south. Florida was a part 337 00:31:54,560 --> 00:32:01,680 of Spain. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wasn't sure. Wait, you said 13 colonies? Yeah, the original 13 colonies. 338 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,320 Dude, I told, dude, I totally misheard the question. I thought you said it was going to be like the 339 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:13,840 14 colony, the 14. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not enough. Not enough yet. The original 13 colony. 340 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:19,760 Yeah, that's definitely false. Yeah. And no worries. All right. So the fifth one, Neil Armstrong 341 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:25,040 walked the moon the same year that Woodstock happened, the big music festival with all the 342 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:30,800 hippies. Was that true or false? The conspiracy theory theorist in me wants to say false because 343 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:39,120 it did not happen. But yeah, 1969, right? So it's true. Summer of 1969 both happened. Woodstock 344 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:46,240 and walking on the moon. The supposed walking on the moon. Allegedly. All right. Next one, 345 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,720 the White House is the largest office building in the United States. Is that true or false? The 346 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,080 largest office building in the United States? False. You're right. It is false, but do you 347 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,720 know what is the biggest office building in the United States? Titan Towers. I don't know. It's actually 348 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:09,120 the Pentagon, believe it or not. So which makes sense. It's a big ass place. All right. So number 349 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:15,840 seven, the US has invaded Cuba at some point. Is that true or false? I think it's false. I think 350 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,400 they tried to, but I don't think they've ever have. Apparently they did. It's apparently true. 351 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:25,840 And the US invaded Cuba during the Spanish American War of 1898. I was thinking about how 352 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:36,400 Jack Kennedy messed things up at Piggy Bay. Piggy Bay. Yep. All right. Got to pull that little 353 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:42,800 nugget out. All right. We got a couple of, we got a couple more here. So Ulysses S. Grant, 354 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:49,760 who was the big general, who then also became president, Union General that then became president, 355 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:55,280 had a brother named Achilles S. Grant, who was also a Civil War general. Is that true? That 356 00:33:55,280 --> 00:34:00,880 sounds true, bro. I mean, I believe it. In this case, it's actually false. He didn't have a brother 357 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,600 named Achilles S. Grant, unfortunately. But that does sound pretty cool. That does sound pretty 358 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,560 true. It sounds like something that definitely could be, especially because most of the time, 359 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:15,360 if you're a big general like that, it would also, it would also make sense that your brother's 360 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,720 pretty big on it too. A couple more left. The best selling vehicle in the United States is the Ford 361 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:26,880 F-150 truck. Is that true or false? Oh, I believe that's false. It's actually true, man. Ford F-150 362 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,280 is the best selling vehicle in the United States. What? I thought it would be like a Honda Civic 363 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:38,720 or something. You'd think, man, but apparently it's Ford F-150. All right. Last one here. Germany 364 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:46,000 had a, or sorry, Germany once had a colony and what is today central Wisconsin? Is that true or 365 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,920 false? I believe that is true. It's actually false, man. They apparently Germany never had a colony 366 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,320 here, but here in our home state of Texas, they had a few colonies. Yeah, I guess so. Why did 367 00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:01,200 horrible at that? Hey, that's okay. A lot of these were really random, so I'm not expected. They were 368 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,520 actually, you know, I picked this quiz because it's stuff we don't normally think about. There's 369 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:10,880 some weird ones in here. There's the quiz actually goes a little further. There's a whole bunch of 370 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:16,320 different ones, but like one of them is the two most populous cities in Pennsylvania. 371 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,040 Both start with the P. That's true. Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. All right, man. Well, we're ready 372 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:27,680 to move on. And so the next segment is what fries my donuts? What's got you fine? Oh, since we've 373 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,880 been quoting that new year, new me video, dude, I've been seeing a, not a lot, but what really 374 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:41,840 fries my donuts is I'll see certain people on Facebook and they are absolutely just blasting 375 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:47,600 like their baby daddy or like their baby mama or like just someone on Facebook, right? Like, 376 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,720 like they're, they're calling them out pretty much by name and like blasting them. And I'm like, 377 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:57,120 hey, like you shouldn't, you should probably shouldn't do that. But what gets me is these 378 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:02,080 people that comment on their statuses like, yes, make this shareable. It's like, yes, we support 379 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:07,040 you. And I'm like, instead of holding people accountable, we just want to, we just want to, 380 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:12,880 I think it's the toxicity that we want to encourage, man. I don't like people like that, 381 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,280 that are like, yes, make this shareable. So I could share it too. And it's like, dude, like, 382 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:22,560 what are you doing? And the, and when I say this, this is not like a 19 year old kid. Mind you, 383 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:28,640 these are like 30 and 40 year old people that these are grown people that should be way, way too old 384 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,360 to be doing stuff like that. I get it when you're 15 and you want to call somebody out on Facebook 385 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:39,120 and all that stuff. But at the same time in, that is not the form to do it. And I don't like people 386 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,440 that are supporting that toxicity. I don't like people that are like, yes. And here's the thing, 387 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:49,600 man, like people are always like, well, I'm going to be a new year, new me. And it's like, dude, 388 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,200 you're the same as last year. You know why? Because you got people that are encouraging you 389 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:59,120 to stay the same. If you really want to be different. Yep, they're enabling. Yep, that's 390 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:04,320 exactly the word they're enabling you. And the reason why you aren't growing is because you're 391 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,480 surrounding yourself with people that are enabling you to just be in your behavior and that aren't 392 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:13,360 challenging you to be better. You want to be better. You want to be what you want to be. 393 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,800 Go hang around people that are like what you want to be. If you want to be more positive, 394 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:23,920 hang around more positive people, right? If you want to be more disciplined or you want to be 395 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,360 more about business or you want to learn how to do a better business model, hang around people that 396 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,880 have good business models. I mean, I'm telling you, you attract what you hang around. And you know 397 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,760 what? Some of y'all attracted to gutter because that's what you hang around. And guess what, man? 398 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:46,720 I'm telling you, it's your product of your surroundings. I'm telling you, man, it's so 399 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:52,480 effective. You think, oh, you know, that's just who Uncle Joe is, right? He's an unsavory fellow. 400 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,040 But hey, you hang around them. That stuff's gonna start rubbing off. It just is what it is. I'm 401 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:03,040 just gonna keep it real brief and short. But just like you were talking about, I know exactly what 402 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,480 you're talking about, man. There's this girl on my social media. I've fallen head to just, 403 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:16,640 just, you know, I didn't block but unfriended and unfollowed. But she has four different kids 404 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,320 from four different dudes, I almost said five different dudes, and that'll make sense. But 405 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:26,720 it's about it's about how it feels sometimes. And so, but what is always constantly happening, 406 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:32,000 bro, is I always see her on social media, putting these guys on blast like her baby 407 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,720 daddies and whatnot. But not just that. It's like one minute they're like praising or she would be 408 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:43,440 like praising them. And then the next moment, it's just like he's a violent piece of crap. And like 409 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,840 my kids and all this other stuff. And then the next moment, she's like posting like send me my money 410 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,200 on cat or send me money on cash out. Because I guess we're not having Christmas now. And bro, 411 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,560 what pisses me off more than anything is it's what you're saying, man. She's a grown woman. 412 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:03,840 But you got four kids in this equation, like you got to do better for your kids. Like it's one thing 413 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,240 for you to be messing up on your own. But it's another thing to be subjecting your kids to a 414 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,800 bunch of this stuff. And a lot of the people you're talking about probably do have kids or people 415 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,480 they're responsible for. And man, that really fires me up because it just it's aggravating 416 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:24,800 thinking about these kids that are in this situation, and not having constant parental figures. 417 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:32,000 Because even her, she's all about herself and all about what's going on with with her situation, 418 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,640 right? And about the kids. So they technically don't have any parents right now, which is really sad 419 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,280 because she's all about herself. Let me guess, she's also one of those type of people that also 420 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,880 will post these motivational things that are like in 2023, we're leaving behind the negativity, 421 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:55,440 we're leaving behind, and then it's all like, I'm going to or posting a thing like I'm going to do 422 00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:02,400 better for myself and I'm going to have standards and then like, and then like two days later, 423 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:07,840 she's posting a picture with this dude that you know is a scumbag. Either that or she's posting 424 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:15,120 her new Onlyfans page that she just opened up. One of the two. And you know, the thing is, 425 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:21,520 I don't know, man, it's just it's like, she I'll tell you, but you're right, I'll tell you exactly 426 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:26,560 what she did. She full on the moment the new year hit, she put a whole inspirational quote, 427 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:33,040 but it was a biblical pay, you know, biblical inspirational quote about how, you know, 428 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,120 God's got to take out the trash, you're like, she's, I don't remember the scripture, but the whole 429 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:44,640 line she said was God's got to take out the trash before it's new and he took out the trash before 430 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,240 this year started and he knew what I needed. And then two days later, bro, she was with some other 431 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:56,880 dude and like it was you can just tell us just like, oh, yep, you right back in that same pattern, 432 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,840 right back to it. And that's the part that gets me fired up. And I know that we're taking a little 433 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,600 bit longer on this, but that's part that gets me fired up when they when people like or like, oh, 434 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,320 yeah, God takes these people out of your life or re and posting all this scripture and an 435 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,960 inspirational quotes, but they but they live in like hell all throughout the week. And I'm not 436 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:20,080 trying to like pass judgment on anybody, but you can't take the benefits of God without having 437 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,720 the relationship with God. And that's what gets me, bro, these people want to post all this stuff 438 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:30,320 and be like, oh, yeah, like, God's going to see me through and do it. And it's like, yeah, that's 439 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:35,280 true. But like, you can't just be living any kind of way you want, neither. You know why, bro? 440 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,440 It's because these people, again, it just shows how much about their self that they are. 441 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,560 It's them putting that out there. It really ain't about God. It really ain't about any of that. 442 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:50,160 It's the Oh, see, and especially because the culture we live in, especially in the South, 443 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:58,080 and that's where this young lady be living at. If if for, let's be honest, there's a farce out there, 444 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,960 if you post something biblical and Oh, you know, God's going to make a change, people just going 445 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:08,000 to believe that automatically, like, Oh, they're trying with God and everything, AKA that equals 446 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,680 they're trying. Nah, man, that don't mean nothing. Right? That'll be nothing. And I feel like so many 447 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,880 people put that sort of thing, or even if it's not Biblically based or God based, encouraging, 448 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:24,720 right? It's like, Oh, we'll see, they're really trying to be uplifting and encouraging. But man, 449 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:30,560 that's that's a farce. That's all farce. And it's all just to just to hide the fact that they're 450 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,840 still doing the same old things. But they're trying to make people think that they're doing 451 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:40,240 different. And what bothers me about that whole thing, if you put that same effort of all the 452 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:45,040 hiding and all the BS that they're trying, if they would just put that effort into bettering 453 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,840 themselves, it probably take them less effort to better themselves and be out of it on the other 454 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:55,280 end, then it would to hide all their crap and be a fake person in the process. But hey, 455 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,560 that's what fries my doughnuts, man. You know what I'm saying? And I'm going to try not to do 456 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,080 the passive thing, but you casting your nets on the wrong side of the boat, you casting it in 457 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,480 tender, you casting it in plenty of fish. And you wonder why you smell like the perch from Friday 458 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:19,280 night on a Sunday morning, telling you. Well, that's a great segue into our into our improv 459 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:24,160 segment, our mystery doughnut. And we're going to do the randomizer. Yeah, man, we gotta love the 460 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:31,040 randomizer. So we'll make this quick. But here's what we're going to do. We're going to do a 461 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:39,600 profession in the location doing an action. So let's start off here. So the profession. Oh, man, 462 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:46,320 is the corner. So what's the corner going to be doing? The corner is going to be having computer 463 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:54,880 trouble at a history museum. Oh, okay. That's pretty good. All right. That's a random you want 464 00:43:54,880 --> 00:44:03,280 to start it? Yeah, I'll start. Um, I think I'm going to have to call it because I got the records 465 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:09,280 for Ulysses S. Coriant mixed up with the records for Abraham Lincoln. I'm trying to pronounce the 466 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:16,000 cause of death on both of them. I say we just put it as stroke on both and be done with it. I don't 467 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:22,080 think we even need to bother with any of this. We obviously just I don't think we need to bother 468 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:28,720 with this. The historian in me wants to just put stroke, but the corner in me knows that I need 469 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:34,160 to do finish this job and see it through. Now there was a large hole on the top of Abraham 470 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,880 Lincoln's head. I wonder what that was all and you know, it really aggravates me about these 471 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:44,720 computer problems that were always having makes me want to it makes me want to load myself up in 472 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:51,440 a freaking car. Anyways, tell myself the cause of death and what time it is. Anyways, all I'm 473 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:57,120 saying is I'm sick and tired of being in the stupid museum talking about people who died back in 474 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:04,240 the 1800s. Yeah, he died from a stroke. I've been a coroner for 30 years and I know hole in head equals 475 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:10,720 stroke. Everything was so much easier in 1988 when we kept everything in files in our basements. 476 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:15,840 We didn't have to do none of this mumbo jumbo upload it to the computer and get it lost in the 477 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,520 data base. I can't even get in because I locked myself out of this computer because I forgot my 478 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:27,200 past. Hey, you remember the Rickman case? You remember the guy he hung himself in his garage 479 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,920 and nobody found him for three weeks and then bubbled up like a balloon and exploded all over 480 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:38,720 his garage. We had to take care of that. Like, here's my question. What pieces do we bring back? 481 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:44,640 That's that was my question. Is that the guy that all we found was his testicles and they were blue? 482 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:49,280 Yeah, that was the guy. That was the guy. The rest of them was just mush, but it was kind of all 483 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,880 around the room. So it was kind of hard. You know, they said perform an autopsy, perform an autopsy. 484 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,680 And here we are going, how the heck do we perform an autopsy with this piece or that piece? Well, 485 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:06,000 Richie, I think I'm going to have to go because it's 12 o'clock and there's a Cinnabon with my name. 486 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,680 I thought you were going to say a synagogue with your name on it. Anyways, that makes sense. 487 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,840 I guess I'll go to, I don't really understand why we're in a history museum in the first place 488 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:21,040 to try to figure out how certain people died in certain ages. But you know what is what it is. 489 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,600 We're coroners. We're weird. That was the improv. I can't believe I don't know why I said Abraham 490 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,520 Lincoln. Everybody knows how that fool died. Do you like how I was just like, you know what, 491 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,920 I've been a coroner for 30 years. I'll tell you, it's a stroke. It's a stroke. Yeah, 492 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,880 sounds like someone else I know. Well, we're going to move into our E. Claire, which is our 493 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:48,800 positive advice. And I think it's my turn to go first, maybe. Yeah. So my positive advice is to, 494 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:57,120 is to slow down and to not rush things so quickly because again, we've said this before, but a lot 495 00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:02,160 of times we say, Oh, I miss the good old days and we don't know that we're in the good old days 496 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,480 until they're gone. Right. So sometimes we just want to rush and rush and rush and get to the next 497 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:13,120 thing. But I have that problem. And so if you just stop and enjoy the moment, then you can be like, 498 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:17,760 you know what, this is great. And you won't be that person that's always looking back, right? 499 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,920 You're sitting in the moment and you're anticipating what's going forward and you won't 500 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,040 be one of those people that's like, man, I missed the good old days. It's like, yeah, 501 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,840 but you really didn't appreciate them when you were in them. So yeah, that's my positive advice. 502 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:36,320 Yeah. So mine is on a really, really different random note. But what's been going on here lately 503 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:41,840 is I've noticed there are so many people that are easily fleeced by certain things. And if I can 504 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:49,040 share some life experiences of how I've been fleeced before and what some signs are, that's 505 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:54,320 definitely going to be one. So my positive advice, look out for certain things. And one of the things 506 00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:01,120 to look out for if somebody is trying to tell you and overly tell you that something is what 507 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,240 something is like, you know, listen, I'm the best IT guy there ever was. If somebody is trying to 508 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:11,840 tell you that, something's wrong. Okay, I call it the delicious wrapper effect. When I was in high 509 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,880 school in the lunchroom, they used to serve us these chicken sandwiches on these chicken sandwiches 510 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,280 were gone awful. Like I'm talking they're really, really bad. But what I thought was funny is at 511 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,600 a certain point, because they weren't getting they couldn't get rid of them. Pretty much all the 512 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:30,400 students knew that the chicken sandwich was bad. And so they stopped serving the chicken sandwiches 513 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:35,840 just out in the open. They started wrapping them in these wrappers that said delicious all over 514 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:40,240 them, right? And I noticed a lot more people started getting them once it said delicious on 515 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:44,400 there. But then they were just utterly disappointed when they'd get back and go, This is the same 516 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:49,040 old crappy chicken sandwich, right? There are so many times in life where people would say, This is 517 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:54,080 the best thing that it ever has been. You know, just remember, if it's too if it looks too good 518 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,240 to be true, it probably is. And if somebody's trying to tell you they're the absolute best, 519 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:02,480 but there's no evidence to back that up. And yes, please look for the evidence. Like if this guy 520 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,320 says he's the best salesman in the world, but he's driving a pinto, like that ought to tell you 521 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:12,480 something, right? Right. So I'm just saying, keep an eye out. There's a lot of people out there 522 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,880 that'll tell you this is the best thing for you. I'm the best at this, you should trust me because 523 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:22,400 of this. This product is the best, you know, whatever the case may be. Heck, it could be family, 524 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,320 right? There's a lot of times family to tell you, Oh, you know, you should trust me because of this, 525 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,600 this and this. Yeah, yeah, just just keep an eye out for that sort of game is sold. Not cold. I'm 526 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:36,080 telling you, if you are the best, your work will show it, right? People will know you won't have 527 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,560 to say it. You won't have to put that label on yourself. Other people put it on there for you. 528 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,760 So yeah, man, it's been a great show. Yeah, man. So let's start plugging stuff. 529 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:51,520 TV trash can calm that's TV trash can calm. Listen, guys, we want you to interact with this a 530 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:56,080 little bit. If you want to talk to us, we got plenty of means to do that. Of course, you can 531 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,880 always comment or message us directly on Facebook or Instagram, even through YouTube, I believe you 532 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:07,120 can do that. And but if you don't want to do that, you want to send us an email with some suggestions 533 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:12,320 or what you think, or even a hey, how you doing, you know, you can always send that over to trap 534 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:19,280 or sorry, trash can TV one at gmail.com, trash can TV one at gmail.com. And of course, you got 535 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:24,240 the website at TV trash can.com. So go check that out. But yeah, man, we want to interact with you 536 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:29,200 guys because we see you guys listening, but we want to know what you guys think. And even if you 537 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:34,720 want to say what's up, of course, we'll give individual shout outs. So you know, let's have 538 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,640 a good time with this thing. We really want to break it out season three. So look forward to that 539 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:44,240 as well. One day, if we ever not if when we get big enough, we should do like a live show, you 540 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:50,160 know what I mean? Just do the podcast live in front of a live audience. Yeah, in front of a live studio. 541 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:55,360 Why? That's just what I was thinking. Well, I'm ready to take this to the trash can, aren't you? 542 00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:12,000 Yeah, man, I'm ready to take it out to trash. Well, I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this is the Donut Box Party. 543 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:38,480 She don't care about what's in style. She just likes way smiles. It takes more than marble 544 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:44,000 time living on. 545 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:58,960 Living on time without somebody.