1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,400 And welcome back to Tori live now to our host Tori Mitchell welcome to Tori Mitchell's show 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:11,880 We got 33 year old Jamarius and his girlfriend Shakita now 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:16,560 Jamarius says that his little baby two-year-old Davion 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,520 He is not the father ain't my baby 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:25,400 He says that him and his girlfriend Shakita were on a two week break and that there was a possibility 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:32,280 That Davion is not his what brings you to the show today man. It's good beyond show Tori 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,800 I watch you every week man. I'll tell you this but we were we were on this break man 8 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:44,520 And I know for that I know for that she was with another man man another two three dude actually 9 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:49,360 So I know that baby ain't mine. I mean look at it. It don't look nothing like me 10 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:55,440 And you bearish you know Davion is yours. You know he is yours. You know I ain't being with nobody but you Tori 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,920 He don't want to tell you that I caught him last we got another girl's house 12 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:05,400 He'd been cheating on me this whole relationship. So if anybody been stepping out. It's your marriage man 13 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:11,140 It wasn't like that. All I was doing was over there helping change the light bulb. You know, that's all it was 14 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:15,480 That's all it was over there change the light bulb. You know what I'm saying? Okay? Okay? 15 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:21,160 Well, we gave Jim Arias a lie detector test and we got the results of the paternity test 16 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:28,480 Let's go to the lie detector first. We asked Jim Arias Jim Arias. Have you ever cheated on Shakita in your two years of? 17 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:35,080 Relationship use answer. No the lie detector test determined that was a lot 18 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:39,880 Oh, I know you did 19 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,480 And I got the I got the results right here. Are you guys ready to find out the DNA results? 20 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:56,160 In the case of two-year-old Davion Jamarius you are not the father 21 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:04,720 See oh, I'm telling you I'm telling you hi, I'm Michael and I'm Chris and this is the donut box podcast 22 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,060 Man ever since Thanksgiving I can't get enough of 23 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,040 Mario that was pretty fun 24 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:25,160 That's how we spent our Thanksgiving as you heard from our previous episode, but welcome to the donut box podcast man 25 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:31,640 We we into season three now. How we feeling? It's been great man and our numbers have been skyrocketing 26 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:37,520 It was a good Thanksgiving. We watched Mario wet fishing played Liars dice, which is a fun game 27 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,680 But so it was a great Thanksgiving probably one of the best Thanksgiving's I've ever had if I do say so myself 28 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,560 It was very enjoyable. So yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Well, we welcome you here and 29 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Chris where are some of the places? 30 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:55,680 Do we get frequented from that we need to shout out actually we have a new listener in Phoenix, Arizona 31 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:01,400 So we want to shout them out. We want to shout out our people in Iowa, Nebraska and the Midwest Ohio 32 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:07,320 Canada, Texas, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Pennsylvania 33 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:14,400 And then I also I mentioned Canada, but where else internationally or we got people listening from all the way to Singapore 34 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,400 Australia's been a big one. We can't fail to mention over in Russia 35 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,760 We got all over the world man. It's pretty pretty amazing man Africa starting to blow up on us 36 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,720 I'm telling you it's it's great and 37 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:33,640 We're super excited and we just gonna get it right into it. So Chris you ready get into our first 38 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,920 segment which is our old-fashioned donut or story from our past 39 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:45,640 So this is what we're gonna call we're gonna start a new series, you know, we've had characters of the boot corral and 40 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:51,240 And now we're gonna have characters from church. I guess is the best way we're gonna call it, huh? 41 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,440 Yeah characters from church 42 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:58,280 I don't know if we want to change the names to protect that it not change the names but changing the name of the church to protect the innocent 43 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,680 I don't know what we're gonna change the name to but yeah 44 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:06,520 We could just call it our former church for now until we figure that out. We'll call it 45 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,120 We'll call it few hope 46 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Oh 47 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,280 All right 48 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,120 So we'll talk about this 49 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,120 Why is it accurate to that's the problem 50 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:32,440 All right, so let's talk about the first character. So number one we gotta talk. I'm not gonna change the first name 51 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:39,440 I'm not changing his name crazy Jeremy. Oh, yeah, crazy Jeremy. This guy was a guy man 52 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:46,620 I'm just telling you where do we start with him because he's we have to preface this this guy is a couple 53 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,200 Fry short of a happy meal like he is not all the way there 54 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,480 but like just his 55 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:58,840 Just imagine the weird kid at your school that thinks that he is like 56 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:05,800 Good like he like the way it's RTC kid. That's like, you know, really 57 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:14,160 He's really a dad made like he thinks he's in the military like like pseudo military like I don't know how exactly describe it 58 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:20,480 You know, I mean like here. I'll describe it. Have you ever seen those stolen honor videos where people pretend that they were? 59 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:28,160 Yeah, exactly buy the uniforms. That's yeah something like something like that. No, absolutely. Well, I mean 60 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:35,040 Yeah, I mean he had like forged dog tags and said that he was a sniper the Marines at one point stuff like that 61 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,440 So, you know crazy stuff like that, but 62 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:44,280 Man when we knew him that was a little after we knew him. That's all thanks to social media 63 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:50,180 Thank you social media you get to snoop around on people and see how how they're doing nowadays 64 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,720 But anyways Chris, what was some of your memories at? 65 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,320 This is primarily in our youth group 66 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,160 What what what do you remember about them? That was pretty off 67 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,960 So we used to have these things. I guess you would call them a lock-in 68 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:11,280 But it was like a spiritual retreat where you know, you would you actually stayed at the church overnight 69 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,040 So like they had air mattresses and all that stuff for you 70 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,240 You stayed there you ate there, but like you were taking like, you know 71 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:24,360 Trying to get closer to Jesus right for the weekend and so I don't know when it happened 72 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:29,000 I just remember that he was like playing around and 73 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:34,160 Someone told him to like knock it off in his room and like he wasn't knocking it off 74 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:38,920 he was kind of like egging on and they were like course course playing around and 75 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,440 I just remember he got shoved into a wall and 76 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:48,960 He got shoved so hard into this wall that they made like a life-size hole in the wall 77 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,680 Like that's how hard he got shoved into the wall 78 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,960 And I just remember everybody kind of freaking out because there was this massive 79 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:02,120 Life-size person hole in the wall and that's distinctly what I remember about him 80 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:08,360 But I remember like he would always come up to you and like talk to you about like the weirdest stuff, bro 81 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,920 Like it was just it wasn't even like I can deal with the conspiracy people 82 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:16,000 But it was just stuff that like didn't make sense. It was like, oh, yeah 83 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,240 It's like the people that are like, oh, yeah, I wrestled John Cena last week 84 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:26,400 And it's like no you did it like you would just come up with stories and it's like you did not wrestle John Cena 85 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,800 He's like yeah, I was there. I was at a WWE event and 86 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:35,080 And I was sitting ringside and John Cena saw me and he wanted me to come wrestle him in the ring 87 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:40,920 It's like that never happened either either that or you know, he'd really try to talk himself up 88 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:47,640 I remember one time he walked up to me and he goes, you know, I just came back from Thailand like six months 89 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:51,720 And you kind of think we see this dude like every week in youth group 90 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:56,360 So we keep it's not like you keep track, but you you could tell when people are missing, right? 91 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:01,920 He could tell this dude hasn't been missing. He goes. Oh, yeah, I just like came back from I don't remember 92 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,520 It's like two or three weeks in Thailand. Like, oh, yeah 93 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,560 And this is one of these kind of dudes like you could just tell right off the bat 94 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:14,360 This is the kind of guy you just kind of go along with right like you just like yeah, how was Thailand? 95 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,520 Yeah, sure and he was just like oh, it was great 96 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,920 He was just like the women over there are great 97 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,920 there's just all these women and 98 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:27,720 All you have to do is buy them food and and you could just go around with them and stuff and you're just like 99 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:33,920 What are you talking about? Yeah, and then like Micah said we saw his profile on Facebook 100 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:39,480 And he's still like pretending that he's like a Marine. I think he changed his picture to 101 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,280 Like, you know how there's the reface app 102 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:48,440 I think he refaced himself as like Tom Hardy or something like that and I'm just like bro 103 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:54,520 Like the stuff he'd be posting it's wild. It's like, oh dude couple fries short of a happy meal 104 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,280 It's a it's a little scary. It's a little scary. Um, you know 105 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:06,000 Glad I'll put it to this way. Glad we didn't get this way, but he's still like people from that era 106 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:11,520 He's still like we'll be putting all these posts out and he'll be tagging all these people and there will still be people 107 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:17,520 He probably hasn't talked to for 12 15 years that he'll tag in those things and I'm glad I'm not one of those people 108 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,920 Yep, I'm glad I'm not anyways you ready to move the next person. Yep 109 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:26,360 Let's do this was one of our Sunday school teachers and Chris thinks I have beef with them 110 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:33,840 I do a little bit, but um, dude you talk so much crap about him like every like every time you talk about mr. 111 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:38,040 Ken you just get so mad and you're like, yeah, that guy was full of crap 112 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:44,480 He was full of crap and I'm like dude. We were like in fourth grade. I'm sure he told us stuff that wasn't true 113 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:51,120 Yeah, basically I had poked some holes and some stories of his he was kind of he was kind of an outlandish guy 114 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:56,520 I'm not gonna lie to you. So and I think you what you had to be in fifth grade, right? 115 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:01,940 I think that's when you moved up is when you went from fifth grade. No, it was it was in fourth grade 116 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:07,560 I remember it was in fourth grade. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz I failed. That's right. Um, oh 117 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,640 Yeah, anyways, so 118 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:16,160 Um, what I remember about mr. Kenneth is he was full of stories just like this podcast 119 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,900 But he was full of stories like it was like every week 120 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:23,620 Tell me some tell me some things that you remember about mr. Kenneth and his stories 121 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,960 I don't really remember too much about mr. Kenneth 122 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,920 the only thing I remember is that we did a lesson about 123 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:35,160 Jesus washing the disciples feet and he washed all of our feet and we actually washed our feet 124 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,640 We didn't wash each other's feet 125 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,800 He actually washed our feet and so like I get the point that he was trying to make 126 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,800 But like that's the only thing I remember and then I just remember him showing us that video about that guy that almost died 127 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:52,740 While he was rock climbing and that's all I remember. Yeah, that was a little I remember that was a little traumatic 128 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:58,240 I went home thinking about that for a few weeks after that like that was pretty it is dude fell and 129 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,760 He what didn't have any like safety wire or anything 130 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:09,040 What was it like 80 feet down a ravine or something and like broke his back and this was especially scarred to me because 131 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:14,880 Just like a year or two before I had broke my leg and had you know big old cast up to here 132 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,760 So like I do it kind of that medical and this dude was like in a full-body cast and everything 133 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,880 I don't know as a kid. I was like, oh man. I really felt it. I felt it too hard 134 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,880 I don't know. I don't really remember too much 135 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:31,960 From mr. Ken. The only other thing I remember is after I had my accident on the scooter 136 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,620 Like I came in to church the next day because I was like you I'm horrible 137 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,320 I ain't gonna stay home because my parents was like do you want to stay home? 138 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:45,720 Like your face looks really jacked up and I was like, you know, I'm good and I came in and mr. Ken was like, are you okay? 139 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:50,240 Dude, like you look like you got into like a big scrape and I was like, yeah, I did 140 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,960 I was like, but I'm here because I'm a war I didn't say that but like in my mind 141 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,960 I was thinking I was like, yeah, I'm hard 142 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:01,720 Unless I did I'm showing up and I still think that the only thing that I remember is like I remember 143 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:06,820 Of course my mind always remembers when people BS me, right? But I remember there was one story. So 144 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,120 We also this was back in the days when Wednesday night church was a big thing 145 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,400 I kind of know if that's it doesn't seem like it's it happens too too much anymore 146 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,000 But like we had a Sunday school teacher there and to 147 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,720 Are I wouldn't say a Sunday school teacher like a Wednesday night teacher and that guy was mr. 148 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,920 Ken's brother-in-law and I just remember him telling a story about yeah 149 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:35,000 We were on vacation and we were looking out over the water and we saw all these sharks and everything 150 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,360 And we just started praying and we started praying really hard and 151 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:44,400 While we were trying to get down there and we went down there and everybody said, you know, all right 152 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:50,440 we started telling everybody there's sharks in the water and they wouldn't get out and so we started praying like Lord 153 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,920 Please show up the way that they finally all decided to get out and all this other stuff 154 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:59,040 And I was like what the heck is that like I just remember thinking to myself 155 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:05,240 Oh, yes, because you were standing out looking over a hotel like you can see all these sharks in the water 156 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:10,960 It's just like why but like all of a sudden it's like they just made the decision like oh you just start praying 157 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,600 They just like oh, you know what I just decide like I'm ready to get on out 158 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:20,320 You know and maybe there was more to that story of like they started praying next thing 159 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,360 You know they looked in the water like ever all the people looked in the water, but like oh shoot sharks 160 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:30,480 Maybe we should get out. I don't know bro. I think you need to I think you need to deal with your your issues with mr. 161 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,480 Ken. I don't know what's going on there. I 162 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,440 Have to go to therapy we gotta we gotta tell the one last one and this will be a 163 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,880 Continuation part because we can't tell all of it, but I'm gonna use his real name 164 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:48,720 This guy's name was Bernard go for he was a Sunday school teacher and his wife's name was big and 165 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,080 He was actually my parents Sunday school teacher 166 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,960 as well as Micah's 167 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:01,840 But what I distinctly remember about Bernard and Vicky and this includes Micah's 168 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,400 Maternal unit, I guess I should say 169 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,040 but but what I remember is that 170 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:15,560 Vicky came in and she was complaining about how her daughter had gotten sick and 171 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,520 Mike Micah's 172 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,320 Maternal unit said well, maybe if your daughter put on some more clothes 173 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,800 She wouldn't be so sick because she literally wears almost nothing 174 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,440 I remember that caused a big beat and caused a big 175 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,080 We're gonna disclose it first on the donut box podcast 176 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,400 I chickened out on this, but we almost sent an email from 177 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:44,120 From my mother parental units, you know email address over to Vicky 178 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:50,880 Because she left she left the computer open with her email up and so we're like bro 179 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:57,400 Let's send an email to Vicky pretending to be your mom and just starting all this crap 180 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:03,040 And it'd be like yeah, they can start it off with like where do you get offered like that? You know? 181 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,880 It wasn't it was I chickened out. I'll be honest with you 182 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:14,040 I was like now we shouldn't send it, you know hindsight hindsight. Yeah, but it was like yeah 183 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:19,520 Your daughter is a hussy and she's just fast and you need to control your daughter 184 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:26,200 You need to be a better parent and all that good stuff, but I I do remember I will say this my 185 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:31,920 My father walked out of Bernard's class because he got so mad because that Sunday 186 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,280 Bernard taught that you could lose your salvation, right? 187 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:41,280 And so my dad like he was like no like that's not true and my dad got mad and he walked out 188 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,000 And I remember like just seeing my dad like sitting in the car 189 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,760 Because I think we had already went to the early service 190 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,080 And so then we were gonna go to Sunday school and then just go home 191 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,320 And so I remember getting out of Sunday school and being like why is dad just sit in the car? 192 00:15:54,320 --> 00:16:00,280 He looked pissed and my mom told me was like yeah because Bernard said that you could lose your salvation. Okay 193 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,680 Bernard and Ficky Sunday school class. It was almost like a status thing especially when I first started going there 194 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:12,400 I don't know that was like I don't know if churches still have it, but it was like the Sunday school class 195 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,560 I remember they had the prime time space 196 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:20,760 It was the little the little Sunday school room with the windows to it dude their room was like huge 197 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,400 Yeah, their room was huge like it could like it could fit like a small church 198 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,600 It could fit like at least 50 people in there 199 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,840 Yeah, no for sure if not more because I mean it was it was actually three rooms 200 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,360 That had like little dividers in there that you could make into one 201 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:42,720 But it was always one because their Sunday school class was so big and even when they stopped doing Sunday school like our church 202 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:48,640 Stopped doing Sunday school and went to like small groups. Their Sunday school was still going strong on Sunday morning, bro 203 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:54,200 Yeah with and it was all I wouldn't say it was the same people, but it was a lot of the same people and 204 00:16:54,840 --> 00:17:00,760 What was crazy too is we even started having a coffee connection, right during that time 205 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:05,920 Was it during that time or I don't even remember now, but it was just like during that time 206 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,720 It's people still went to that Sunday school class a lot. It was just definitely that 207 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,800 Weirdly enough it was like that status thing like certain people went there 208 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:23,160 How do I describe it the gold bracelets of the church? You know I'm talking about I guess so it was like people from 209 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:28,800 40 to like 60 women went into that class. So it was like kind of the older upper 210 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:36,920 People now once you're past 60 in retirement age, you you just sat drinking coffee. You didn't even you didn't even go into church 211 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:44,000 You're like I've been around by that time you have some of their job like Frank Barone with ushering and get out of it 212 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:50,300 But yeah, so we'll have to continue on some characters because we have plenty of those we could tap into 213 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:58,120 Season three. We're divulging everything. I'm just kidding. Alright Chris. So our next segment is the jelly done or this week 214 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,400 We've got a different segment. What's up? So it's called you fellow 215 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,640 People places things that done fellow and I'm gonna say this I talked about this 216 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:17,120 Ludacris you done fell off my man. Yeah, what is the I'll let you go 217 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:23,300 I'll let you go, but cheese Ludacris used to be all like yeah get out the way get out the way 218 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,960 You see me on the highway get out of my way saying you know what if you don't get out of my way 219 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:34,100 I'm gonna drop you Ludacris used to be about cars about money used to be a thug thing. I 220 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:39,680 Understand rap battles. I understand that he did the Fast and the Furious series 221 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,120 I understand the man's trying to you know make a good living 222 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,800 But this fool is now in a Disney Christmas cheesy movie 223 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,520 And I watched the trailer for this movie and I said Ludacris 224 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,240 Bro, like you don't you don't fell off like it looked like a Hallmark movie 225 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:02,400 It looks like a very bad B rated movie and I get it Snoop Dogg like tried to make himself relevant 226 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,480 Snoop Dogg has gone on the straight narrow like I get it 227 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,320 But he's still relevant like you still like oh that's Snoop Dogg like Snoop Dogg hasn't changed 228 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:15,200 He could be an Amartha Stewart commercial be like yeah, he's still a gangster. He's still a Jeep 229 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:21,980 But you see Ludacris in this little white people Christmas movie and you're like oh my gosh, dude 230 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:29,560 And he's just making the same face the whole time like like like are you for real like he's making that face the whole 231 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:37,680 Movie and I'm just like bro Ludacris you don't fell off happen to you bro. What happened to you dang man 232 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:44,520 That's sad. You know who else you know what else done fell off USA a USA a you don't fell off 233 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,120 Bro now I know I'm talking about insurance and 234 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:54,080 USA a is for a limited like people you either have to add served in the military or 235 00:19:54,080 --> 00:20:02,320 Be related or married to someone that serves in the military and USA a used to have really good service and their prices were pretty good 236 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,720 But they be jacking like talking jacking them prices like the best guy 237 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,440 Hi, like and it's like they they don't let you know about it 238 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:16,280 And it's like bro is this how you're treating your your veterans or like veterans family members? 239 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,880 And then you try to call and talk to them about it, bro 240 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,200 They give you the run around there 241 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,240 I feel like they just got under new management and like they just don't care anymore 242 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:31,360 And it's like dude like you are like for what you're providing like dude you you are like jacking the rates sky-high 243 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,040 Through the roof don't fell off. Hey, what's going on? 244 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,320 I've got a neighbor who works for him to it apparently yeah 245 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:44,840 Last person that you don't fell off and Micah can attest to this a little bit John Cena 246 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:50,240 You don't fail off my man. You used to be the doctor of thug anomics, bro 247 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,280 You used to be like I'd be like yeah, you're cool 248 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:58,400 But now I get it you just came back into the wrestling arena first of all, bro 249 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,520 You need to get that ball spot covered up because it's bad if y'all ain't seen it's bad 250 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,640 They have it covered up in the movies and in the commercials 251 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:14,280 But John Cena wrestling dude his bald spot is bad bad bad and every time he needs to keep that hat on 252 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,200 He needs to keep the hat on every time he comes back into the ring. I get it 253 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:23,280 I know wrestling is scripted, but he's losing every match every I'm like John Cena 254 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,400 Can you at least win one and now you're doing these goofy kids movies? 255 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:33,920 You're do I granted he did Fred like back in 2014, but you're doing these awful 256 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:39,360 commercials with the bull like it's just bad you just I just feel like he turned into like a 257 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:46,680 Puppet I feel like that's what he turned into and I'm like this is not the John Cena of all this isn't that you can't see 258 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,400 Me John Cena. Oh, I could see you John Cena. I could see you and I don't like what I'm seeing 259 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,880 It's like Samson losing his hair once he started lose this hair 260 00:21:54,880 --> 00:22:01,840 He started losing them exactly and then I haven't seen it, but I heard that he was like in I guess 261 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Racy scenes with like Amy 262 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:11,720 Shuber or something and I was like he was like full-on you know getting it on with Amy Shuber and I'm like 263 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,960 Bro, like I thought you were supposed to be a family man 264 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,880 Like you were you're supposed to be a role model for kids like 265 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,800 Don't be doing like I can't I shouldn't tell you what to do and what not to do with your career 266 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,520 But it's like this is nasty 267 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:31,920 You can't you can't be building yourself up as this role model for kids and then like kind of tear that down 268 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:37,280 I throw that all the way for Amy Shumer business is business. I guess but yeah, those people don't fell off 269 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:43,400 We're gonna move into the donut hole. Oh, buddy. Do I have a quiz for you? Yeah, what's the quiz? Well since 270 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,920 Kiss the season to be jolly 271 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:53,240 I have some Christmas movie trivia for you now. How good are you on your Christmas movie? We're gonna try our best 272 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:59,720 I think I'm fairly decent. I've seen a good amount. I mean traditional, right? Yeah, most of them are pretty true 273 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:04,440 I didn't throw any that are like obscure like for Christmases or 274 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:11,240 Christmas with the cranks or like Fred Claus like those are kind of like their Christmas movies 275 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:16,920 But they're not like traditional Christmas movies. I try to keep them traditional. So you ready for our Christmas? 276 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,600 Have you seen national lampoon's Christmas vacation? Yes, I have 277 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,840 Do you like that movie? I do number one 278 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:30,760 How many lights were on the Griswold house in national ampoules Christmas vacation? Oh, hey 279 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,040 20,000 B 30,000 C 280 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,040 25,000 or D 35,000 it was 30,000. I think 281 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,800 There 25,000 25,000 okay. Yeah, no, it's okay. I just didn't remember this 282 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,160 The specifics be a alright 283 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:54,360 What is the name of the fictional movie that Kevin watches and uses to deceive the bandits in the first home alone? 284 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,680 What's the name of the fictional movie? 285 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,640 a 286 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:06,280 Merry Christmas you filthy animal be angels with filthy souls see a mobster Christmas or D no country for Christmas 287 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,280 I'm mobster Christmas 288 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Angels with filthy souls 289 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,560 Angels with filthy souls that makes sense it I just know it was a mob movie 290 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,560 It's all I know. It's a C said 291 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:24,040 I love that movie. It's funny. It's crazy that they made that whole movie up. Yeah, just just for that scene 292 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,320 It's pretty nuts. It's pretty good for yeah 293 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:33,480 Anyways, alright. Have you watched like the claymation like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Santa Claus is coming? 294 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,520 Yeah, alright. Yeah granted. It's been a long time 295 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:42,000 But yeah and Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. What does her me wish he was instead of an elf a? 296 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:48,320 A a dentist be Santa see a policeman or dea reindeer trainer. Why do I not remember this one? 297 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,200 Yeah, don't remember this at all. Hold on. No, no, no as a policeman, right? 298 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200 Dentists remember that 299 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,680 Apparently it's been a while. Alright, I think you'll get this one 300 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,160 What is the name of the head elf in the movie the Santa Claus? 301 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:13,600 a Barnaby be Benjamin see Brabis for D Bernard it's Bernard 302 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,080 All right 303 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,480 Have you seen jingle all the way? I think so which one? 304 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,320 Who's the that's what the art? That's what the Arnold Schwarzenegger? No, I have 305 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,400 Okay, well do your best to guess it. All right, and in jingle all the way 306 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,400 Which toy is the dad trying to get for his son? 307 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:42,080 a or remote control car be an action figure see a BB gun or D a rocket ship 308 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,280 so he's on the hunt to try to find a 309 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:51,360 Christmas gift for his son that he really wants on Christmas Eve. What was that Christmas gift? 310 00:25:51,840 --> 00:26:00,040 Man if it was a Christmas story, I'd say BB gun, but I know it's not that a remote control car an action figure a BB gun or a rocket ship 311 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,560 rocket ship 312 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:08,480 action figure turbo man, man turbo man. There you go. Let's see if you can get one right 313 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,760 What were the nicknames of the thieves in the first home alone? 314 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:22,800 What was their nicknames a the wet bandits be the sticky bandits see the max mask bandits or D the dark bandits? 315 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:29,100 The wet bandits. Yeah, I actually this the second one. I've gotten I've gotten both home alone ones right 316 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:35,860 Apparently really I know my home alone. Oh, you got the you got the home alone one wrong because you said a mobster Christmas 317 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,780 But it was angels for filthy. So oh, that's right. That's right 318 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:44,700 But you got but the sticky bandits is what they wanted to be in the second one. So, you know Joe Pesci 319 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:50,260 He's probably like my favorite actor of all time. I'm sorry. No, you're good. You're good. Yeah, he's pretty he's pretty good 320 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,260 I heard it was very hard for him to knock 321 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,540 I can imagine so just just his nature 322 00:26:55,540 --> 00:27:01,940 Anyway, how many sizes too small is the Grinch's heart? How many sizes too small is the Grinch's heart a 323 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:06,540 3d4 c5 or d2 3 324 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:13,960 His heart grew three sizes, but his heart was two sizes. I got confused 325 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:16,980 I know you love this movie 326 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:21,980 The main character in the polar express can't hear what a 327 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:30,260 a Elves singing be the train whistle see Santa's sleigh bells or D rangers flying Santa sleigh bells cuz he 328 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,700 Yeah, I kind of I hate that 329 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:40,580 It's just to me it's slow and I don't know I don't know yeah 330 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:46,700 Why do people do it if you like it cool, but yeah, I don't care for it 331 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:52,260 All right and Sam in the Santa Claus to Scott Calvin goes on a date where the woman sings a song 332 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:54,780 Which song does his date sing? 333 00:27:55,300 --> 00:28:01,100 A I feel like a woman by Shania Twain B. I will always love you by Whitney Houston 334 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:06,580 See let's get physical by Olivia Newton John or D dancing queen by dang 335 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:13,380 So long what so he goes on the date with Molly Shannon 336 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:18,940 Was what's it she's like weird and she sings wasn't dancing queen 337 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:27,820 I feel like a woman yeah, I have not seen that movie in so long this one has five choices, okay? 338 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,420 I just threw an extra choice in there 339 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:37,660 What was the highest grossing movie Christmas movie of all time the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time a 340 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:39,900 Christmas vacation 341 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:44,540 B the Santa Claus C Jim carries the grits to stole Christmas 342 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:48,580 D the polar express or e-home alone. I'm gonna say the Grinch 343 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:55,220 Actually home alone. It was home alone really so a movie from the 90s still holds up 344 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:59,660 It still holds that man. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was released on Thanksgiving week 345 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:04,540 I don't know what it is, but yeah a lot of people went out to the movie theaters to go see that movie 346 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:10,580 I guess apparently I know this much apparently I am bad at Christmas movie trivia, but hey 347 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:15,940 It is what it is. Okay, bro, but you know what you're not bad at what fries your donut 348 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:20,820 I don't like what fries your donuts this I tell you what it's hard to be mad at something that pisses you off 349 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:26,860 I'm gonna be specific as usual what fries my donuts is social media algorithms 350 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:32,780 Do you see what they're pumping out to us Chris and so my big thing my main one is Instagram, right? 351 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:36,300 I like scrolling through Instagram and normally there's pictures and whatnot and 352 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:41,420 You know if you scroll through my and Chris will tell you if you scroll through my Instagram 353 00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:46,660 There's a common theme planes and sports planes and sports. That's about what it is. So you tell me 354 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,380 Why I'm starting to get and it's not starting to get I get some weird stuff 355 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:57,540 I don't know about you Chris what fries my donuts is I'm starting to get these videos from sweatshops 356 00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:05,180 Somewhere in Asian countries where it's talking about oh and it'll be this this harsh look an Asian woman standing behind this person 357 00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:12,700 Working on some sort of press, you know very very fast and she's standing there and it's like oh this person was 20 minutes 358 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:17,060 Like I docked and pay it now. They're mad. Why the heck am I seeing this? 359 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:20,580 It's like then I scroll down another one 360 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:27,100 Then it's some dude in India serving street curry with their bare hand or mixing it with their bare hand and scooping in the bowls 361 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:32,740 Yeah, that's real appetizing now. I want to eat my lunch. I just prepared now. I'm you know resting 362 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:36,900 Anyway, so then I scroll down to the next one. I thought that was bad enough 363 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:40,660 Then it's like cows or animals with some sort of medical problem, you know 364 00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:46,900 They got some sort of swollen gland and it's like let me cut into this and squeeze and pus out why there's this on my feed 365 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,540 That's my question 366 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:53,900 Then we keep on scrolling down and then I get some random capital loan firm 367 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:58,740 Where they have all these characters and listen and by this point it comes up on my feed so much 368 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:02,540 I'm like weirdly invested because every time one of these dudes make a sale 369 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:06,060 They have to go and hit this little gong, right? 370 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:11,260 And they all have little nicknames like there's one called Edward Snowden and he looks like Edward Snowden 371 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:16,380 Then there's nice guy Tony, you know this place looks like it's in some back alley somewhere 372 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:21,820 It looks sketchy as mess, but it's just like yeah, this this guy funded somebody. I'm like what the heck is this? 373 00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:29,460 Why am I getting this crap and especially this time of year, you know what? I'm getting I'm getting two things primarily protests from around the world 374 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:35,140 People spraying paint on buildings and stuff and it's like this was a climate protest. I don't need to see that 375 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:39,300 I don't really care then the other thing is I'm watching all these people 376 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:44,260 There's so many fail videos about people frying turkeys and forgetting to defolk them 377 00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:49,940 It's like bro. I get it. You're an idiot and you forgot to deep all your turkey and now you're about to set your own house on fire 378 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:57,020 I understand that but that's all over the place. All I'm saying is social media start pumping out what I like planes and football 379 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,620 I'm a very simple guy. You're really screwing this up 380 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:00,500 I'm like well 381 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:06,340 What what have y'all been talking about at your house bro? Cuz that thing be listening like I'm like I know Facebook does for sure 382 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:08,340 Cuz when I start watching 383 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:12,060 Wrestling because I'll watch it like the day after and so if I watch like 384 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,620 Monday night raw and I'm in the middle of it 385 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:21,780 It'll start pop popping up on my Facebook like what the next segment is or like something pertaining to what I just watched 386 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:27,940 And it's like bro like I literally just watched this or I'm about I'm watching this and it already spoils it for me 387 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:32,300 So I have to like stay off on all social media and so I can still be surprised 388 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:38,100 But I don't like that that things listen and so I'm like bro like what did you click on something or like even if you just 389 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:42,780 Kind of hover over something for like two seconds then that stuff will start popping up into your feet 390 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:47,300 I promise and see what I think it is is here at my place. I've got some different 391 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:55,580 Internet configuration setups and so I'm wondering if it's basically like it doesn't know what to filter me ad wise 392 00:32:55,740 --> 00:33:02,360 So it just starts pumping me everything that they think I might be into food from India, you know 393 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,540 veterinary stuff 394 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:08,500 Some weird capital loan thing protests sweatshops in China 395 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:13,860 You know, I don't I don't know maybe they just think that it's like I don't know what he wants to watch 396 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:18,060 But it's like we'll pump out some stuff to him, but it's just a weird 397 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:22,100 It's a weird array of stuff all the other thing too is like people climb in towers 398 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:27,420 Like really tall like free climbing towers and things like this like bro that stuff trips me out 399 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:32,460 I don't like seeing that being thousands of feet up with the no safety net, but yeah, man 400 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:37,620 Pretty crazy. I don't like the social media listens either. There's plenty of evidence of that 401 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:40,100 Fortunately, yeah, I don't like it man 402 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:46,700 But I mean again, it's it's interactive the algorithm is taking over and bro again 403 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:50,900 I just don't like that everything is now is like you have to figure out the algorithm 404 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:57,980 So you can make your videos just hit right and I'm like, I don't like that like I don't like how social media has become a business 405 00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:04,660 I don't like that. I mean granted like again now every kid doesn't want to be a doctoral lawyer when they grow up 406 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:09,820 They want to be a youtuber so like there's nothing wrong with that, but it's like it's crazy how that whole 407 00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:15,780 Career has just become open. It's like people want to do what we used to just like 408 00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:21,620 You mess around to do on the video editor like they want to do those videos and for a living 409 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,300 And it's like bro 410 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:28,820 We used to just mess around and like just film that fun like we didn't try to do it make money off of it 411 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:31,220 We didn't even know you could make money off of it 412 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:37,460 It wasn't a possibility back then at least so pretty crazy stuff, but yeah man 413 00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:44,140 We live in interesting times, but I don't like how intrusive it is for sure 414 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:48,540 But yeah man on to more happy. No, you ready to do our improv segment 415 00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:53,860 Man, it's our mystery donut, which is our improv segment this week 416 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:59,500 We're gonna be saying doing bad sermons done. All right, you know, you got to have the little 417 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,500 Keyboard 418 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:02,700 Yeah 419 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:09,780 Yeah, I said we're doing bad sermons. So how it's gonna work is Micah and I I think we should do I 420 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:14,420 Picked two for you and then you picked two for me and so we'll go back and forth 421 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:17,940 but what we'll do is we'll pick either an object or 422 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:20,540 like a 423 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:23,100 Topic and that person has to come up with a 424 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:29,700 Sermon about that and to see how it goes because there are some people they they could turn anything into a sermon 425 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:31,540 I did that the other day 426 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:38,580 And I was just like it's it's funny. It's funny. So I have to preface this by saying we are not making fun of religion 427 00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:40,580 We're not making fun of Jesus 428 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:46,780 None of the things that we say reflect our views or the views of trash can TV or anybody or business 429 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,420 That's all a joke people. It's all a joke. Yeah, it's all a joke people. It's all a joke 430 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:55,180 So I got the first one for you. All right, okay? 431 00:35:55,900 --> 00:36:02,300 Your your item is an air fryer. Yeah, you got to make a sermon out of that. Oh lord Jesus 432 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:08,900 I'm gonna tell you the Lord came before me and he said by this air fryer 433 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,260 Because it's got the three speeds 434 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,300 It could get to three seventy five in two seconds 435 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:20,900 You can have the the blade spinning the Lord said it's gonna bless your chicken 436 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:25,780 It's gonna bless your fish. It's gonna bless your fries and most of all 437 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:32,140 It's gonna bless your family with the nourishment to your body and the body to his service not to yours 438 00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:37,220 But to his all right. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. All right. What is my? 439 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,140 Topic or my idol a pencil sharpener? Oh 440 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,620 All right, I got it see 441 00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:48,380 It says it that 442 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:54,140 That you gotta be as cunning as serpents, but as harmless as dogs 443 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:58,980 And some of y'all you're trying to write with a dull pencil 444 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:03,300 You trying to write but there ain't nothing there and that's what your life is like 445 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:09,820 When you're trying to take on out of it, but you got to connect to the Holy Spirit and let him be your pencil shark 446 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,300 It's our sharpens 447 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:16,500 So what man sharpens another and just like this sharpener? 448 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,420 I'm sharp as this pencil so it get right unless you've got somebody 449 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:24,500 To help sharpen you you great. We'll be right nothing 450 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:28,740 Some of you trying to write some checks that you can't cash cuz you ain't sharp 451 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,340 You dull as this pencil and if you want to write a check 452 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:36,760 Go ahead and sharpen that pencil and make it out to brother Jeremy 453 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:45,960 I don't know why I said Jeremy I said Jeremy, but it just 454 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,880 All right brother not crazy Jeremy yep, all right brother 455 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,760 Object is a Christmas tree 456 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:06,680 And just like a this Christmas tree it lights up your room you need to be the light and 457 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,160 In the in the forefront of God 458 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,440 I tell you I went to a place this week 459 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:19,240 And I saw some of you in there and you weren't the light that God needed you to be you work 460 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:24,440 That strong pillar with your roots in the ground and you didn't smell of citrus 461 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:31,000 Or whatever the green smell is on that tree you didn't smell of life you smelled of death 462 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,200 You smelled of rotten fish 463 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,520 Cuz you're drawing from the wrong pond 464 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:43,840 You'd got your waters tapped in through the roots the wrong way and the law it says you don't need to be on that 465 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,840 What you need what you need is the waters of life 466 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,120 And what you need is to be plugged into the wall of Jesus not in the wall of 467 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,400 No power cuz I don't you know oh 468 00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:02,360 We've all been plugged into the wall of the devil where there's no power you need to be plugged into 469 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:08,320 And to be that light and furthermore you need to be your highest form of yourself 470 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,080 Just like the angel on top of that tree 471 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:17,760 You need to be the ascended version of yourself and be the angel to your family to be the angel to your coworkers 472 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:23,120 To be the angel to your church to be the angel to you come on 473 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:29,360 I didn't know you were gonna go a whole other way with the angel, but that was pretty good. All right last one. What is what is my 474 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,240 Last one trash can trash can oh, okay? 475 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,840 alright 476 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,000 See 477 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,080 Jesus said that whatever you put in it's gonna come out 478 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,600 Some of you like this trash can't you keep put junk in there 479 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:51,960 You keep putting them rotten apple cores in there you keep putting bad relationships in there 480 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,960 You keep putting bad financial decisions in there 481 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,320 And you a trash can and you wonder why you start to spell 482 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,800 And you want to start you start to speak and you know what happens if you don't have the right garbage can in there 483 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,840 The bright trash bag you start to leak because that trash starts leaking and it starts spilling 484 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,040 And it started you got to you engage a whole house in your whole apartment 485 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:19,520 Cuz you don't let the bad stuff in and you can't go out so instead of being a trash can 486 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,280 Be a recycling container because guess what God can take that bad trash 487 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:30,760 And he can recycle it and he can make you new you can be a new creation in Christ Jesus 488 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,280 Can I get an amen amen Jesus? 489 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,040 Oh my god, I did not 490 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:42,040 Amen that recycling thing just came to me. It was great. That was good 491 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,720 I said it and I was like, oh, yeah, that's good. All right again 492 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:51,680 I have to say this so that we do not get in trouble or get sued none of these opinions are our real opinions 493 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,440 We're not making fun of church. It's meant to be comedic. We love Jesus 494 00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:02,000 And this is not reflective use of Micah Chris trash can or its affiliates or their workplaces 495 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,400 We are gonna move into our eclair, which is our positive advice of Michael 496 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,200 I'll let you start so well, I had a weird epiphany the other day and 497 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:15,360 I've ever left your sunglasses on your head or just your regular glasses on your head 498 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,440 And you'd be looking for them and looking for them everywhere and you just like aw man 499 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,160 I have no clue where they are and then you realize they're on your head and you feel like an idiot 500 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,700 No, I've never had that happen. I've had my keys it. I've had I've had my keys in my hand 501 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,700 You like what can you do? 502 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:35,860 But yeah, yeah, I have this habit of doing it where I put my sunglasses on my head and anyways 503 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:41,660 But just like when that happens sometimes you forget about the the people that are close to you in your life, right? 504 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:49,460 There there's such a necessity to you and you carry them around with you and you forget about them sometimes and they're really so close to you 505 00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:53,020 But unfortunately, you don't use them for the right purpose, right? 506 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:57,820 And what I mean by that is Sam put my sunglasses on top of my head and you know, I'm walking around 507 00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:01,060 I totally forget that they're there and I walk out in the sun and go geez 508 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:06,380 I really need my sunglasses right now and I totally forget that they're up there or you know 509 00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:10,900 Maybe if I even know there's even been times where I'll know that I'm up there 510 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,460 But my brain just doesn't click to put them down, you know 511 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:17,940 same thing with your loved ones same thing with people that you're close to is sometimes you forget, you know 512 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,940 They can be useful and that they're right there 513 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:25,500 to help and that you can now ask ask them for help and that it's okay to do so and 514 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:28,340 Talking to myself because it's hard to do that sometimes 515 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,700 It's really easy to want to be self-reliant 516 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:37,020 But like I said, sometimes it's easy to forget the people that are closest to you or just right there to be able to help you 517 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,260 So that is so true and mine kind of 518 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:40,980 Picking backs onto that 519 00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:47,620 We're coming up on the holiday season and a lot of people start stressing out about buying so many gifts and buying gifts for everybody 520 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:54,500 And they go into debt like because they want to spend so much money and it's like dude like I know 521 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:59,580 And it's hard for me because you're like oh man this person got me a gift. I should get them something 522 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:07,180 But a gift is that like a gift is something that is without strings attached and you don't have to go all out for everybody 523 00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:10,460 You know, of course the people that are closest to you 524 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,140 I want to make sure that they you know have nice gifts and stuff 525 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:18,580 But like even just baking them something or you know think about like maybe if you don't have a lot of money 526 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:25,660 You think about making somebody something or baking them something or you know encouraging them because people don't really remember 527 00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:29,060 What they got for Christmas, but they remember the memories, right? 528 00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:35,220 And so like whether it's taking someone out to lunch or maybe it's just like hey like we're gonna make this memory together 529 00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:40,500 We're gonna buy a colored by numbers and we're gonna paint together like that's a pretty cheap thing 530 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:44,220 So it doesn't have to be expensive. Just know that 531 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,460 during Christmas the whole reason for Christmas is about 532 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,900 giving but also about you know receiving 533 00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:55,140 You know Jesus and all that good stuff. So it's not all about the gifts 534 00:43:55,380 --> 00:44:00,260 So don't don't try to kill yourself making sure you got all your shopping list 535 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,140 That's all I got to say about that something else too, man 536 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:08,700 It could be something even as small as it's weird nowadays. Everything is so digital and that's cool 537 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,980 but 538 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,580 You know given somebody a framed photo of you and them 539 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:18,420 It could be a great gift too because that's not something that's given too often 540 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:22,140 Yeah, that's not something that's given too often and it's actually quite inexpensive 541 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:24,900 I mean you can go to I hate to sound cheap 542 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:28,560 But you can actually go to the dollar store find some cheap good-looking, you know 543 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:34,860 Frames and go get it printed out at like CVS or Walgreens were pretty cheap and makes a great gift too 544 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:42,940 But yeah TV trash can dot com TV trash can dot com. Yeah, go check out our YouTube got a whole bunch of videos up there 545 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,940 Streaming all that good jazz 546 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:47,580 It's been a crazy time 547 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:52,620 Can't believe the holidays are coming up so quick. That's what's and I mean I say holidays coming up 548 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:56,700 We're actually technically in the holiday season technically after Thanksgiving 549 00:44:57,220 --> 00:45:02,220 Christmas is right around the corner and you guys know what that means we get to do a Christmas episode 550 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,980 Those are always my favorite like the Christmas episodes 551 00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:10,900 Man like the first Christmas episode we did that's probably on my top, too 552 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:18,340 So I think it's it's one of the ones that I'm most proud of so yeah, man TV trash can dot com right? 553 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:23,060 Yeah TV trash can dot com and go check us out and in the meantime 554 00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:27,420 Keep all listening. We really appreciate you. I guess we can take this down a box 555 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:43,260 Let's do it. All right, I'm Michael and this has been the donut box