And welcome back to Tori live now to our host Tori Mitchell welcome to Tori Mitchell's show
We got 33 year old Jamarius and his girlfriend Shakita now
Jamarius says that his little baby two-year-old Davion
He is not the father ain't my baby
He says that him and his girlfriend Shakita were on a two week break and that there was a possibility
That Davion is not his what brings you to the show today man. It's good beyond show Tori
I watch you every week man. I'll tell you this but we were we were on this break man
And I know for that I know for that she was with another man man another two three dude actually
So I know that baby ain't mine. I mean look at it. It don't look nothing like me
And you bearish you know Davion is yours. You know he is yours. You know I ain't being with nobody but you Tori
He don't want to tell you that I caught him last we got another girl's house
He'd been cheating on me this whole relationship. So if anybody been stepping out. It's your marriage man
It wasn't like that. All I was doing was over there helping change the light bulb. You know, that's all it was
That's all it was over there change the light bulb. You know what I'm saying? Okay? Okay?
Well, we gave Jim Arias a lie detector test and we got the results of the paternity test
Let's go to the lie detector first. We asked Jim Arias Jim Arias. Have you ever cheated on Shakita in your two years of?
Relationship use answer. No the lie detector test determined that was a lot
Oh, I know you did
And I got the I got the results right here. Are you guys ready to find out the DNA results?
In the case of two-year-old Davion Jamarius you are not the father
See oh, I'm telling you I'm telling you hi, I'm Michael and I'm Chris and this is the donut box podcast
Man ever since Thanksgiving I can't get enough of
Mario that was pretty fun
That's how we spent our Thanksgiving as you heard from our previous episode, but welcome to the donut box podcast man
We we into season three now. How we feeling? It's been great man and our numbers have been skyrocketing
It was a good Thanksgiving. We watched Mario wet fishing played Liars dice, which is a fun game
But so it was a great Thanksgiving probably one of the best Thanksgiving's I've ever had if I do say so myself
It was very enjoyable. So yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Well, we welcome you here and
Chris where are some of the places?
Do we get frequented from that we need to shout out actually we have a new listener in Phoenix, Arizona
So we want to shout them out. We want to shout out our people in Iowa, Nebraska and the Midwest Ohio
Canada, Texas, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Pennsylvania
And then I also I mentioned Canada, but where else internationally or we got people listening from all the way to Singapore
Australia's been a big one. We can't fail to mention over in Russia
We got all over the world man. It's pretty pretty amazing man Africa starting to blow up on us
I'm telling you it's it's great and
We're super excited and we just gonna get it right into it. So Chris you ready get into our first
segment which is our old-fashioned donut or story from our past
So this is what we're gonna call we're gonna start a new series, you know, we've had characters of the boot corral and
And now we're gonna have characters from church. I guess is the best way we're gonna call it, huh?
Yeah characters from church
I don't know if we want to change the names to protect that it not change the names but changing the name of the church to protect the innocent
I don't know what we're gonna change the name to but yeah
We could just call it our former church for now until we figure that out. We'll call it
We'll call it few hope
Oh
All right
So we'll talk about this
Why is it accurate to that's the problem
All right, so let's talk about the first character. So number one we gotta talk. I'm not gonna change the first name
I'm not changing his name crazy Jeremy. Oh, yeah, crazy Jeremy. This guy was a guy man
I'm just telling you where do we start with him because he's we have to preface this this guy is a couple
Fry short of a happy meal like he is not all the way there
but like just his
Just imagine the weird kid at your school that thinks that he is like
Good like he like the way it's RTC kid. That's like, you know, really
He's really a dad made like he thinks he's in the military like like pseudo military like I don't know how exactly describe it
You know, I mean like here. I'll describe it. Have you ever seen those stolen honor videos where people pretend that they were?
Yeah, exactly buy the uniforms. That's yeah something like something like that. No, absolutely. Well, I mean
Yeah, I mean he had like forged dog tags and said that he was a sniper the Marines at one point stuff like that
So, you know crazy stuff like that, but
Man when we knew him that was a little after we knew him. That's all thanks to social media
Thank you social media you get to snoop around on people and see how how they're doing nowadays
But anyways Chris, what was some of your memories at?
This is primarily in our youth group
What what what do you remember about them? That was pretty off
So we used to have these things. I guess you would call them a lock-in
But it was like a spiritual retreat where you know, you would you actually stayed at the church overnight
So like they had air mattresses and all that stuff for you
You stayed there you ate there, but like you were taking like, you know
Trying to get closer to Jesus right for the weekend and so I don't know when it happened
I just remember that he was like playing around and
Someone told him to like knock it off in his room and like he wasn't knocking it off
he was kind of like egging on and they were like course course playing around and
I just remember he got shoved into a wall and
He got shoved so hard into this wall that they made like a life-size hole in the wall
Like that's how hard he got shoved into the wall
And I just remember everybody kind of freaking out because there was this massive
Life-size person hole in the wall and that's distinctly what I remember about him
But I remember like he would always come up to you and like talk to you about like the weirdest stuff, bro
Like it was just it wasn't even like I can deal with the conspiracy people
But it was just stuff that like didn't make sense. It was like, oh, yeah
It's like the people that are like, oh, yeah, I wrestled John Cena last week
And it's like no you did it like you would just come up with stories and it's like you did not wrestle John Cena
He's like yeah, I was there. I was at a WWE event and
And I was sitting ringside and John Cena saw me and he wanted me to come wrestle him in the ring
It's like that never happened either either that or you know, he'd really try to talk himself up
I remember one time he walked up to me and he goes, you know, I just came back from Thailand like six months
And you kind of think we see this dude like every week in youth group
So we keep it's not like you keep track, but you you could tell when people are missing, right?
He could tell this dude hasn't been missing. He goes. Oh, yeah, I just like came back from I don't remember
It's like two or three weeks in Thailand. Like, oh, yeah
And this is one of these kind of dudes like you could just tell right off the bat
This is the kind of guy you just kind of go along with right like you just like yeah, how was Thailand?
Yeah, sure and he was just like oh, it was great
He was just like the women over there are great
there's just all these women and
All you have to do is buy them food and and you could just go around with them and stuff and you're just like
What are you talking about? Yeah, and then like Micah said we saw his profile on Facebook
And he's still like pretending that he's like a Marine. I think he changed his picture to
Like, you know how there's the reface app
I think he refaced himself as like Tom Hardy or something like that and I'm just like bro
Like the stuff he'd be posting it's wild. It's like, oh dude couple fries short of a happy meal
It's a it's a little scary. It's a little scary. Um, you know
Glad I'll put it to this way. Glad we didn't get this way, but he's still like people from that era
He's still like we'll be putting all these posts out and he'll be tagging all these people and there will still be people
He probably hasn't talked to for 12 15 years that he'll tag in those things and I'm glad I'm not one of those people
Yep, I'm glad I'm not anyways you ready to move the next person. Yep
Let's do this was one of our Sunday school teachers and Chris thinks I have beef with them
I do a little bit, but um, dude you talk so much crap about him like every like every time you talk about mr.
Ken you just get so mad and you're like, yeah, that guy was full of crap
He was full of crap and I'm like dude. We were like in fourth grade. I'm sure he told us stuff that wasn't true
Yeah, basically I had poked some holes and some stories of his he was kind of he was kind of an outlandish guy
I'm not gonna lie to you. So and I think you what you had to be in fifth grade, right?
I think that's when you moved up is when you went from fifth grade. No, it was it was in fourth grade
I remember it was in fourth grade. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz I failed. That's right. Um, oh
Yeah, anyways, so
Um, what I remember about mr. Kenneth is he was full of stories just like this podcast
But he was full of stories like it was like every week
Tell me some tell me some things that you remember about mr. Kenneth and his stories
I don't really remember too much about mr. Kenneth
the only thing I remember is that we did a lesson about
Jesus washing the disciples feet and he washed all of our feet and we actually washed our feet
We didn't wash each other's feet
He actually washed our feet and so like I get the point that he was trying to make
But like that's the only thing I remember and then I just remember him showing us that video about that guy that almost died
While he was rock climbing and that's all I remember. Yeah, that was a little I remember that was a little traumatic
I went home thinking about that for a few weeks after that like that was pretty it is dude fell and
He what didn't have any like safety wire or anything
What was it like 80 feet down a ravine or something and like broke his back and this was especially scarred to me because
Just like a year or two before I had broke my leg and had you know big old cast up to here
So like I do it kind of that medical and this dude was like in a full-body cast and everything
I don't know as a kid. I was like, oh man. I really felt it. I felt it too hard
I don't know. I don't really remember too much
From mr. Ken. The only other thing I remember is after I had my accident on the scooter
Like I came in to church the next day because I was like you I'm horrible
I ain't gonna stay home because my parents was like do you want to stay home?
Like your face looks really jacked up and I was like, you know, I'm good and I came in and mr. Ken was like, are you okay?
Dude, like you look like you got into like a big scrape and I was like, yeah, I did
I was like, but I'm here because I'm a war I didn't say that but like in my mind
I was thinking I was like, yeah, I'm hard
Unless I did I'm showing up and I still think that the only thing that I remember is like I remember
Of course my mind always remembers when people BS me, right? But I remember there was one story. So
We also this was back in the days when Wednesday night church was a big thing
I kind of know if that's it doesn't seem like it's it happens too too much anymore
But like we had a Sunday school teacher there and to
Are I wouldn't say a Sunday school teacher like a Wednesday night teacher and that guy was mr.
Ken's brother-in-law and I just remember him telling a story about yeah
We were on vacation and we were looking out over the water and we saw all these sharks and everything
And we just started praying and we started praying really hard and
While we were trying to get down there and we went down there and everybody said, you know, all right
we started telling everybody there's sharks in the water and they wouldn't get out and so we started praying like Lord
Please show up the way that they finally all decided to get out and all this other stuff
And I was like what the heck is that like I just remember thinking to myself
Oh, yes, because you were standing out looking over a hotel like you can see all these sharks in the water
It's just like why but like all of a sudden it's like they just made the decision like oh you just start praying
They just like oh, you know what I just decide like I'm ready to get on out
You know and maybe there was more to that story of like they started praying next thing
You know they looked in the water like ever all the people looked in the water, but like oh shoot sharks
Maybe we should get out. I don't know bro. I think you need to I think you need to deal with your your issues with mr.
Ken. I don't know what's going on there. I
Have to go to therapy we gotta we gotta tell the one last one and this will be a
Continuation part because we can't tell all of it, but I'm gonna use his real name
This guy's name was Bernard go for he was a Sunday school teacher and his wife's name was big and
He was actually my parents Sunday school teacher
as well as Micah's
But what I distinctly remember about Bernard and Vicky and this includes Micah's
Maternal unit, I guess I should say
but but what I remember is that
Vicky came in and she was complaining about how her daughter had gotten sick and
Mike Micah's
Maternal unit said well, maybe if your daughter put on some more clothes
She wouldn't be so sick because she literally wears almost nothing
I remember that caused a big beat and caused a big
We're gonna disclose it first on the donut box podcast
I chickened out on this, but we almost sent an email from
From my mother parental units, you know email address over to Vicky
Because she left she left the computer open with her email up and so we're like bro
Let's send an email to Vicky pretending to be your mom and just starting all this crap
And it'd be like yeah, they can start it off with like where do you get offered like that? You know?
It wasn't it was I chickened out. I'll be honest with you
I was like now we shouldn't send it, you know hindsight hindsight. Yeah, but it was like yeah
Your daughter is a hussy and she's just fast and you need to control your daughter
You need to be a better parent and all that good stuff, but I I do remember I will say this my
My father walked out of Bernard's class because he got so mad because that Sunday
Bernard taught that you could lose your salvation, right?
And so my dad like he was like no like that's not true and my dad got mad and he walked out
And I remember like just seeing my dad like sitting in the car
Because I think we had already went to the early service
And so then we were gonna go to Sunday school and then just go home
And so I remember getting out of Sunday school and being like why is dad just sit in the car?
He looked pissed and my mom told me was like yeah because Bernard said that you could lose your salvation. Okay
Bernard and Ficky Sunday school class. It was almost like a status thing especially when I first started going there
I don't know that was like I don't know if churches still have it, but it was like the Sunday school class
I remember they had the prime time space
It was the little the little Sunday school room with the windows to it dude their room was like huge
Yeah, their room was huge like it could like it could fit like a small church
It could fit like at least 50 people in there
Yeah, no for sure if not more because I mean it was it was actually three rooms
That had like little dividers in there that you could make into one
But it was always one because their Sunday school class was so big and even when they stopped doing Sunday school like our church
Stopped doing Sunday school and went to like small groups. Their Sunday school was still going strong on Sunday morning, bro
Yeah with and it was all I wouldn't say it was the same people, but it was a lot of the same people and
What was crazy too is we even started having a coffee connection, right during that time
Was it during that time or I don't even remember now, but it was just like during that time
It's people still went to that Sunday school class a lot. It was just definitely that
Weirdly enough it was like that status thing like certain people went there
How do I describe it the gold bracelets of the church? You know I'm talking about I guess so it was like people from
40 to like 60 women went into that class. So it was like kind of the older upper
People now once you're past 60 in retirement age, you you just sat drinking coffee. You didn't even you didn't even go into church
You're like I've been around by that time you have some of their job like Frank Barone with ushering and get out of it
But yeah, so we'll have to continue on some characters because we have plenty of those we could tap into
Season three. We're divulging everything. I'm just kidding. Alright Chris. So our next segment is the jelly done or this week
We've got a different segment. What's up? So it's called you fellow
People places things that done fellow and I'm gonna say this I talked about this
Ludacris you done fell off my man. Yeah, what is the I'll let you go
I'll let you go, but cheese Ludacris used to be all like yeah get out the way get out the way
You see me on the highway get out of my way saying you know what if you don't get out of my way
I'm gonna drop you Ludacris used to be about cars about money used to be a thug thing. I
Understand rap battles. I understand that he did the Fast and the Furious series
I understand the man's trying to you know make a good living
But this fool is now in a Disney Christmas cheesy movie
And I watched the trailer for this movie and I said Ludacris
Bro, like you don't you don't fell off like it looked like a Hallmark movie
It looks like a very bad B rated movie and I get it Snoop Dogg like tried to make himself relevant
Snoop Dogg has gone on the straight narrow like I get it
But he's still relevant like you still like oh that's Snoop Dogg like Snoop Dogg hasn't changed
He could be an Amartha Stewart commercial be like yeah, he's still a gangster. He's still a Jeep
But you see Ludacris in this little white people Christmas movie and you're like oh my gosh, dude
And he's just making the same face the whole time like like like are you for real like he's making that face the whole
Movie and I'm just like bro Ludacris you don't fell off happen to you bro. What happened to you dang man
That's sad. You know who else you know what else done fell off USA a USA a you don't fell off
Bro now I know I'm talking about insurance and
USA a is for a limited like people you either have to add served in the military or
Be related or married to someone that serves in the military and USA a used to have really good service and their prices were pretty good
But they be jacking like talking jacking them prices like the best guy
Hi, like and it's like they they don't let you know about it
And it's like bro is this how you're treating your your veterans or like veterans family members?
And then you try to call and talk to them about it, bro
They give you the run around there
I feel like they just got under new management and like they just don't care anymore
And it's like dude like you are like for what you're providing like dude you you are like jacking the rates sky-high
Through the roof don't fell off. Hey, what's going on?
I've got a neighbor who works for him to it apparently yeah
Last person that you don't fell off and Micah can attest to this a little bit John Cena
You don't fail off my man. You used to be the doctor of thug anomics, bro
You used to be like I'd be like yeah, you're cool
But now I get it you just came back into the wrestling arena first of all, bro
You need to get that ball spot covered up because it's bad if y'all ain't seen it's bad
They have it covered up in the movies and in the commercials
But John Cena wrestling dude his bald spot is bad bad bad and every time he needs to keep that hat on
He needs to keep the hat on every time he comes back into the ring. I get it
I know wrestling is scripted, but he's losing every match every I'm like John Cena
Can you at least win one and now you're doing these goofy kids movies?
You're do I granted he did Fred like back in 2014, but you're doing these awful
commercials with the bull like it's just bad you just I just feel like he turned into like a
Puppet I feel like that's what he turned into and I'm like this is not the John Cena of all this isn't that you can't see
Me John Cena. Oh, I could see you John Cena. I could see you and I don't like what I'm seeing
It's like Samson losing his hair once he started lose this hair
He started losing them exactly and then I haven't seen it, but I heard that he was like in I guess
Racy scenes with like Amy
Shuber or something and I was like he was like full-on you know getting it on with Amy Shuber and I'm like
Bro, like I thought you were supposed to be a family man
Like you were you're supposed to be a role model for kids like
Don't be doing like I can't I shouldn't tell you what to do and what not to do with your career
But it's like this is nasty
You can't you can't be building yourself up as this role model for kids and then like kind of tear that down
I throw that all the way for Amy Shumer business is business. I guess but yeah, those people don't fell off
We're gonna move into the donut hole. Oh, buddy. Do I have a quiz for you? Yeah, what's the quiz? Well since
Kiss the season to be jolly
I have some Christmas movie trivia for you now. How good are you on your Christmas movie? We're gonna try our best
I think I'm fairly decent. I've seen a good amount. I mean traditional, right? Yeah, most of them are pretty true
I didn't throw any that are like obscure like for Christmases or
Christmas with the cranks or like Fred Claus like those are kind of like their Christmas movies
But they're not like traditional Christmas movies. I try to keep them traditional. So you ready for our Christmas?
Have you seen national lampoon's Christmas vacation? Yes, I have
Do you like that movie? I do number one
How many lights were on the Griswold house in national ampoules Christmas vacation? Oh, hey
20,000 B 30,000 C
25,000 or D 35,000 it was 30,000. I think
There 25,000 25,000 okay. Yeah, no, it's okay. I just didn't remember this
The specifics be a alright
What is the name of the fictional movie that Kevin watches and uses to deceive the bandits in the first home alone?
What's the name of the fictional movie?
a
Merry Christmas you filthy animal be angels with filthy souls see a mobster Christmas or D no country for Christmas
I'm mobster Christmas
Angels with filthy souls
Angels with filthy souls that makes sense it I just know it was a mob movie
It's all I know. It's a C said
I love that movie. It's funny. It's crazy that they made that whole movie up. Yeah, just just for that scene
It's pretty nuts. It's pretty good for yeah
Anyways, alright. Have you watched like the claymation like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Santa Claus is coming?
Yeah, alright. Yeah granted. It's been a long time
But yeah and Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. What does her me wish he was instead of an elf a?
A a dentist be Santa see a policeman or dea reindeer trainer. Why do I not remember this one?
Yeah, don't remember this at all. Hold on. No, no, no as a policeman, right?
Dentists remember that
Apparently it's been a while. Alright, I think you'll get this one
What is the name of the head elf in the movie the Santa Claus?
a Barnaby be Benjamin see Brabis for D Bernard it's Bernard
All right
Have you seen jingle all the way? I think so which one?
Who's the that's what the art? That's what the Arnold Schwarzenegger? No, I have
Okay, well do your best to guess it. All right, and in jingle all the way
Which toy is the dad trying to get for his son?
a or remote control car be an action figure see a BB gun or D a rocket ship
so he's on the hunt to try to find a
Christmas gift for his son that he really wants on Christmas Eve. What was that Christmas gift?
Man if it was a Christmas story, I'd say BB gun, but I know it's not that a remote control car an action figure a BB gun or a rocket ship
rocket ship
action figure turbo man, man turbo man. There you go. Let's see if you can get one right
What were the nicknames of the thieves in the first home alone?
What was their nicknames a the wet bandits be the sticky bandits see the max mask bandits or D the dark bandits?
The wet bandits. Yeah, I actually this the second one. I've gotten I've gotten both home alone ones right
Apparently really I know my home alone. Oh, you got the you got the home alone one wrong because you said a mobster Christmas
But it was angels for filthy. So oh, that's right. That's right
But you got but the sticky bandits is what they wanted to be in the second one. So, you know Joe Pesci
He's probably like my favorite actor of all time. I'm sorry. No, you're good. You're good. Yeah, he's pretty he's pretty good
I heard it was very hard for him to knock
I can imagine so just just his nature
Anyway, how many sizes too small is the Grinch's heart? How many sizes too small is the Grinch's heart a
3d4 c5 or d2 3
His heart grew three sizes, but his heart was two sizes. I got confused
I know you love this movie
The main character in the polar express can't hear what a
a Elves singing be the train whistle see Santa's sleigh bells or D rangers flying Santa sleigh bells cuz he
Yeah, I kind of I hate that
It's just to me it's slow and I don't know I don't know yeah
Why do people do it if you like it cool, but yeah, I don't care for it
All right and Sam in the Santa Claus to Scott Calvin goes on a date where the woman sings a song
Which song does his date sing?
A I feel like a woman by Shania Twain B. I will always love you by Whitney Houston
See let's get physical by Olivia Newton John or D dancing queen by dang
So long what so he goes on the date with Molly Shannon
Was what's it she's like weird and she sings wasn't dancing queen
I feel like a woman yeah, I have not seen that movie in so long this one has five choices, okay?
I just threw an extra choice in there
What was the highest grossing movie Christmas movie of all time the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time a
Christmas vacation
B the Santa Claus C Jim carries the grits to stole Christmas
D the polar express or e-home alone. I'm gonna say the Grinch
Actually home alone. It was home alone really so a movie from the 90s still holds up
It still holds that man. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was released on Thanksgiving week
I don't know what it is, but yeah a lot of people went out to the movie theaters to go see that movie
I guess apparently I know this much apparently I am bad at Christmas movie trivia, but hey
It is what it is. Okay, bro, but you know what you're not bad at what fries your donut
I don't like what fries your donuts this I tell you what it's hard to be mad at something that pisses you off
I'm gonna be specific as usual what fries my donuts is social media algorithms
Do you see what they're pumping out to us Chris and so my big thing my main one is Instagram, right?
I like scrolling through Instagram and normally there's pictures and whatnot and
You know if you scroll through my and Chris will tell you if you scroll through my Instagram
There's a common theme planes and sports planes and sports. That's about what it is. So you tell me
Why I'm starting to get and it's not starting to get I get some weird stuff
I don't know about you Chris what fries my donuts is I'm starting to get these videos from sweatshops
Somewhere in Asian countries where it's talking about oh and it'll be this this harsh look an Asian woman standing behind this person
Working on some sort of press, you know very very fast and she's standing there and it's like oh this person was 20 minutes
Like I docked and pay it now. They're mad. Why the heck am I seeing this?
It's like then I scroll down another one
Then it's some dude in India serving street curry with their bare hand or mixing it with their bare hand and scooping in the bowls
Yeah, that's real appetizing now. I want to eat my lunch. I just prepared now. I'm you know resting
Anyway, so then I scroll down to the next one. I thought that was bad enough
Then it's like cows or animals with some sort of medical problem, you know
They got some sort of swollen gland and it's like let me cut into this and squeeze and pus out why there's this on my feed
That's my question
Then we keep on scrolling down and then I get some random capital loan firm
Where they have all these characters and listen and by this point it comes up on my feed so much
I'm like weirdly invested because every time one of these dudes make a sale
They have to go and hit this little gong, right?
And they all have little nicknames like there's one called Edward Snowden and he looks like Edward Snowden
Then there's nice guy Tony, you know this place looks like it's in some back alley somewhere
It looks sketchy as mess, but it's just like yeah, this this guy funded somebody. I'm like what the heck is this?
Why am I getting this crap and especially this time of year, you know what? I'm getting I'm getting two things primarily protests from around the world
People spraying paint on buildings and stuff and it's like this was a climate protest. I don't need to see that
I don't really care then the other thing is I'm watching all these people
There's so many fail videos about people frying turkeys and forgetting to defolk them
It's like bro. I get it. You're an idiot and you forgot to deep all your turkey and now you're about to set your own house on fire
I understand that but that's all over the place. All I'm saying is social media start pumping out what I like planes and football
I'm a very simple guy. You're really screwing this up
I'm like well
What what have y'all been talking about at your house bro? Cuz that thing be listening like I'm like I know Facebook does for sure
Cuz when I start watching
Wrestling because I'll watch it like the day after and so if I watch like
Monday night raw and I'm in the middle of it
It'll start pop popping up on my Facebook like what the next segment is or like something pertaining to what I just watched
And it's like bro like I literally just watched this or I'm about I'm watching this and it already spoils it for me
So I have to like stay off on all social media and so I can still be surprised
But I don't like that that things listen and so I'm like bro like what did you click on something or like even if you just
Kind of hover over something for like two seconds then that stuff will start popping up into your feet
I promise and see what I think it is is here at my place. I've got some different
Internet configuration setups and so I'm wondering if it's basically like it doesn't know what to filter me ad wise
So it just starts pumping me everything that they think I might be into food from India, you know
veterinary stuff
Some weird capital loan thing protests sweatshops in China
You know, I don't I don't know maybe they just think that it's like I don't know what he wants to watch
But it's like we'll pump out some stuff to him, but it's just a weird
It's a weird array of stuff all the other thing too is like people climb in towers
Like really tall like free climbing towers and things like this like bro that stuff trips me out
I don't like seeing that being thousands of feet up with the no safety net, but yeah, man
Pretty crazy. I don't like the social media listens either. There's plenty of evidence of that
Fortunately, yeah, I don't like it man
But I mean again, it's it's interactive the algorithm is taking over and bro again
I just don't like that everything is now is like you have to figure out the algorithm
So you can make your videos just hit right and I'm like, I don't like that like I don't like how social media has become a business
I don't like that. I mean granted like again now every kid doesn't want to be a doctoral lawyer when they grow up
They want to be a youtuber so like there's nothing wrong with that, but it's like it's crazy how that whole
Career has just become open. It's like people want to do what we used to just like
You mess around to do on the video editor like they want to do those videos and for a living
And it's like bro
We used to just mess around and like just film that fun like we didn't try to do it make money off of it
We didn't even know you could make money off of it
It wasn't a possibility back then at least so pretty crazy stuff, but yeah man
We live in interesting times, but I don't like how intrusive it is for sure
But yeah man on to more happy. No, you ready to do our improv segment
Man, it's our mystery donut, which is our improv segment this week
We're gonna be saying doing bad sermons done. All right, you know, you got to have the little
Keyboard
Yeah
Yeah, I said we're doing bad sermons. So how it's gonna work is Micah and I I think we should do I
Picked two for you and then you picked two for me and so we'll go back and forth
but what we'll do is we'll pick either an object or
like a
Topic and that person has to come up with a
Sermon about that and to see how it goes because there are some people they they could turn anything into a sermon
I did that the other day
And I was just like it's it's funny. It's funny. So I have to preface this by saying we are not making fun of religion
We're not making fun of Jesus
None of the things that we say reflect our views or the views of trash can TV or anybody or business
That's all a joke people. It's all a joke. Yeah, it's all a joke people. It's all a joke
So I got the first one for you. All right, okay?
Your your item is an air fryer. Yeah, you got to make a sermon out of that. Oh lord Jesus
I'm gonna tell you the Lord came before me and he said by this air fryer
Because it's got the three speeds
It could get to three seventy five in two seconds
You can have the the blade spinning the Lord said it's gonna bless your chicken
It's gonna bless your fish. It's gonna bless your fries and most of all
It's gonna bless your family with the nourishment to your body and the body to his service not to yours
But to his all right. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. All right. What is my?
Topic or my idol a pencil sharpener? Oh
All right, I got it see
It says it that
That you gotta be as cunning as serpents, but as harmless as dogs
And some of y'all you're trying to write with a dull pencil
You trying to write but there ain't nothing there and that's what your life is like
When you're trying to take on out of it, but you got to connect to the Holy Spirit and let him be your pencil shark
It's our sharpens
So what man sharpens another and just like this sharpener?
I'm sharp as this pencil so it get right unless you've got somebody
To help sharpen you you great. We'll be right nothing
Some of you trying to write some checks that you can't cash cuz you ain't sharp
You dull as this pencil and if you want to write a check
Go ahead and sharpen that pencil and make it out to brother Jeremy
I don't know why I said Jeremy I said Jeremy, but it just
All right brother not crazy Jeremy yep, all right brother
Object is a Christmas tree
And just like a this Christmas tree it lights up your room you need to be the light and
In the in the forefront of God
I tell you I went to a place this week
And I saw some of you in there and you weren't the light that God needed you to be you work
That strong pillar with your roots in the ground and you didn't smell of citrus
Or whatever the green smell is on that tree you didn't smell of life you smelled of death
You smelled of rotten fish
Cuz you're drawing from the wrong pond
You'd got your waters tapped in through the roots the wrong way and the law it says you don't need to be on that
What you need what you need is the waters of life
And what you need is to be plugged into the wall of Jesus not in the wall of
No power cuz I don't you know oh
We've all been plugged into the wall of the devil where there's no power you need to be plugged into
And to be that light and furthermore you need to be your highest form of yourself
Just like the angel on top of that tree
You need to be the ascended version of yourself and be the angel to your family to be the angel to your coworkers
To be the angel to your church to be the angel to you come on
I didn't know you were gonna go a whole other way with the angel, but that was pretty good. All right last one. What is what is my
Last one trash can trash can oh, okay?
alright
See
Jesus said that whatever you put in it's gonna come out
Some of you like this trash can't you keep put junk in there
You keep putting them rotten apple cores in there you keep putting bad relationships in there
You keep putting bad financial decisions in there
And you a trash can and you wonder why you start to spell
And you want to start you start to speak and you know what happens if you don't have the right garbage can in there
The bright trash bag you start to leak because that trash starts leaking and it starts spilling
And it started you got to you engage a whole house in your whole apartment
Cuz you don't let the bad stuff in and you can't go out so instead of being a trash can
Be a recycling container because guess what God can take that bad trash
And he can recycle it and he can make you new you can be a new creation in Christ Jesus
Can I get an amen amen Jesus?
Oh my god, I did not
Amen that recycling thing just came to me. It was great. That was good
I said it and I was like, oh, yeah, that's good. All right again
I have to say this so that we do not get in trouble or get sued none of these opinions are our real opinions
We're not making fun of church. It's meant to be comedic. We love Jesus
And this is not reflective use of Micah Chris trash can or its affiliates or their workplaces
We are gonna move into our eclair, which is our positive advice of Michael
I'll let you start so well, I had a weird epiphany the other day and
I've ever left your sunglasses on your head or just your regular glasses on your head
And you'd be looking for them and looking for them everywhere and you just like aw man
I have no clue where they are and then you realize they're on your head and you feel like an idiot
No, I've never had that happen. I've had my keys it. I've had I've had my keys in my hand
You like what can you do?
But yeah, yeah, I have this habit of doing it where I put my sunglasses on my head and anyways
But just like when that happens sometimes you forget about the the people that are close to you in your life, right?
There there's such a necessity to you and you carry them around with you and you forget about them sometimes and they're really so close to you
But unfortunately, you don't use them for the right purpose, right?
And what I mean by that is Sam put my sunglasses on top of my head and you know, I'm walking around
I totally forget that they're there and I walk out in the sun and go geez
I really need my sunglasses right now and I totally forget that they're up there or you know
Maybe if I even know there's even been times where I'll know that I'm up there
But my brain just doesn't click to put them down, you know
same thing with your loved ones same thing with people that you're close to is sometimes you forget, you know
They can be useful and that they're right there
to help and that you can now ask ask them for help and that it's okay to do so and
Talking to myself because it's hard to do that sometimes
It's really easy to want to be self-reliant
But like I said, sometimes it's easy to forget the people that are closest to you or just right there to be able to help you
So that is so true and mine kind of
Picking backs onto that
We're coming up on the holiday season and a lot of people start stressing out about buying so many gifts and buying gifts for everybody
And they go into debt like because they want to spend so much money and it's like dude like I know
And it's hard for me because you're like oh man this person got me a gift. I should get them something
But a gift is that like a gift is something that is without strings attached and you don't have to go all out for everybody
You know, of course the people that are closest to you
I want to make sure that they you know have nice gifts and stuff
But like even just baking them something or you know think about like maybe if you don't have a lot of money
You think about making somebody something or baking them something or you know encouraging them because people don't really remember
What they got for Christmas, but they remember the memories, right?
And so like whether it's taking someone out to lunch or maybe it's just like hey like we're gonna make this memory together
We're gonna buy a colored by numbers and we're gonna paint together like that's a pretty cheap thing
So it doesn't have to be expensive. Just know that
during Christmas the whole reason for Christmas is about
giving but also about you know receiving
You know Jesus and all that good stuff. So it's not all about the gifts
So don't don't try to kill yourself making sure you got all your shopping list
That's all I got to say about that something else too, man
It could be something even as small as it's weird nowadays. Everything is so digital and that's cool
but
You know given somebody a framed photo of you and them
It could be a great gift too because that's not something that's given too often
Yeah, that's not something that's given too often and it's actually quite inexpensive
I mean you can go to I hate to sound cheap
But you can actually go to the dollar store find some cheap good-looking, you know
Frames and go get it printed out at like CVS or Walgreens were pretty cheap and makes a great gift too
But yeah TV trash can dot com TV trash can dot com. Yeah, go check out our YouTube got a whole bunch of videos up there
Streaming all that good jazz
It's been a crazy time
Can't believe the holidays are coming up so quick. That's what's and I mean I say holidays coming up
We're actually technically in the holiday season technically after Thanksgiving
Christmas is right around the corner and you guys know what that means we get to do a Christmas episode
Those are always my favorite like the Christmas episodes
Man like the first Christmas episode we did that's probably on my top, too
So I think it's it's one of the ones that I'm most proud of so yeah, man TV trash can dot com right?
Yeah TV trash can dot com and go check us out and in the meantime
Keep all listening. We really appreciate you. I guess we can take this down a box
Let's do it. All right, I'm Michael and this has been the donut box