1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,920 Oh boys, it's so nice to have all you guys here. We haven't spent the Thanksgiving all 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,920 together in such a long time. Now, Jace, are you still talking to that girl Miranda? 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:19,760 Mom, that was like three years ago. I don't even know what you're talking about. And you 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:25,200 know, what's stupid is it's I'm always having to sit at this table. I don't even understand 5 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,480 like I why can't you just get a normal sized table for everybody? 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:35,120 Well, I'll tell you what's not what's crazy. What's not normally is is the inflation in 7 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:40,160 this country. I'll tell you that president Biden, he's just going off the charts. I tell 8 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,360 you, this country going to hell in a handbass. 9 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:48,960 There ain't nothing wrong with Joseph A. Biden. Okay. He is the leader of this free 10 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,720 world and you should respect him, Uncle Joe. 11 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:58,240 Mom, mom, seriously, where the roles I'm starving here last time. Timmy took the last role. That's 12 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,520 messed up. Timmy, you always taking stuff with your fat fingers. 13 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:09,680 Who invited Uncle Big? I don't even know. I don't even know what this guy's name is. 14 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,680 All I know is there's nobody in this family from New York. So I don't even know where 15 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,680 he came from. 16 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:20,000 Why in the world did we go from screw Joe Biden to now we're over to this area? See, 17 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,320 this is what makes Thanksgiving so interesting. But you know what? You're all wrong. 18 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:40,200 I'm Michael and I'm Chris and this is Donabox podcast. 19 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:45,040 Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful and you know what? I'm thankful for the fact that 20 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,960 we can do whatever we want because it's our show. Yes, we can. Yeah. Even if the intros 21 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:56,600 are goofy and whatever. But hey, welcome to our Thanksgiving special. Gobble, gobble, 22 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,920 mother trucker. Yeah. I guess it really doesn't apply to all 23 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:06,640 the people that are listening internationally. I had one person ask, I think one time was 24 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:12,000 like, so what do other countries do for Thanksgiving? And it was like, bro, they don't celebrate 25 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:17,440 Thanksgiving. It's an American holiday. So, well, I don't know how much longer it's going 26 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,720 to be American holiday because everyone just wants to blow right past Thanksgiving and 27 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:26,320 then just get to Christmas. But whatever, this isn't what fries my nuts. 28 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:32,520 Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. And I'll tell you why. It's a time to eat. It's a time 29 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:40,200 to be merry. It's a time to not do anything. And I'll just say it's a time to eat and you 30 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:46,240 know, you don't have to feel guilty and nobody should make you feel guilty. If anybody is, 31 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,120 you're not with good company and you should spend Thanksgiving next to you with somebody 32 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,640 else. Just say that. Yeah. Well, we want to thank all of our listeners, 33 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:57,120 those that are listening internationally and nationally. We want to shout out all you 34 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:02,360 guys. We're thankful for you. But since it is Thanksgiving, are you ready to get into 35 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,800 our first segment? Which is our old fashioned donut. We're going 36 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:12,640 to be talking about our trashy Thanksgiving experiences now. I will say this, I was thinking 37 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:18,120 about this earlier, Chris. We really haven't spent like too many Thanksgiving together. 38 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:23,720 Like we've had a few like where we've had the meal together and whatnot, but really 39 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:29,080 like in childhood, I don't, did we have a Thanksgiving where like maybe like church events, 40 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,840 but never like on Thanksgiving the day, right? No, I never really remember spending Thanksgiving 41 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:40,280 with you at all. Again, we started this podcast on Thanksgiving. So that's a good memory. 42 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:47,360 And I remember watching Jerry Springer and eating pot roast. I think the year before 43 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:53,240 that, which we've talked about in other episodes. Yeah. Heck yeah. So, but other than that, 44 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:58,960 as in childhood, yeah, didn't didn't really spend Thanksgiving too much, but did with 45 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:04,880 family and I'll say this, a lot of time it was dinner and a show or, you know, Thanksgiving 46 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,480 lunch or whatever you want to call it and a show. That's for sure. So, Chris, do you 47 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,400 want to start off with your story or do you want me to start off with mine? You can start 48 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:18,720 off with yours. Okay. So mine in particular, you got, you got to think some of my family 49 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:24,880 members are very, very interesting characters as we've already heard. But this particular 50 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:31,160 Thanksgiving is one where, you know, it's typical. Everybody piles into a really small 51 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:38,600 space. So Chris, you remember my house when we lived in Georgia and we had one guest bedroom, 52 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:48,120 right? And I remember this year, my grandparents came into town and two of my uncles came into 53 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:53,320 town. Now, why was this so significant? Well, because I was kicked out of my room and I 54 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:59,600 remember I had to sleep in the living room on the couch with like a bunch of the other 55 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:06,360 kids in there, which listen, slumber parties are all well and good, but until it gets to 56 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:10,880 like day four or five, like, yeah, it gets big, it gets pretty old and pretty tiring, 57 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:16,400 especially when you're the oldest one of the group. But all I, here's what I remember 58 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:24,560 about that. We were teasing about the, the fighting that happened, you know, during Thanksgiving 59 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:31,920 and the intro, but yeah, that's exactly what happened. So all like, so my father and my 60 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:37,960 two uncles all got to a big tiff like the whole entire time. And it was over, it was 61 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:42,200 over something like really, really dumb. And I just remember like two of them are in the 62 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,760 army and one was in the Navy and they were just like, that's why the Navy sucks. And 63 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:51,000 they're going on this whole thing. And it was just like, Oh, yeah, that's a great point. 64 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,160 I don't know. Maybe this sounds bad, but there was something quite entertaining about eating, 65 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:01,800 eating dinner, watching football and watching these idiots go back and forth about something 66 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,880 that doesn't really matter. 67 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:08,640 I will tell you, man, sometimes it's fun just to stir up the pie and just to, you know, 68 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:13,040 like I said, stir, stir it up and just watch them go at it. It's fun. 69 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:21,720 Oh yeah. And let me, that's a great precursor to exactly what I did. So I had an uncle who 70 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:27,920 he didn't want to talk about it, but pretty much at one point he was a fan of a different 71 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:33,440 football team, like a rival football team to the Dallas Cowboys because the quarterback 72 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:40,000 had the same name as him pretty much at the time. And so, but then he like switched back 73 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,440 to being Cowboys fan and like, you know, didn't want to talk about, Oh, I used to be a fan 74 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:49,240 of this for a while. The best way to stir up the pot is I would just, you know, act 75 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:57,000 like that in this kid and be like, Oh, uncle, you know, whatever. My dad told me that you 76 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:04,800 used to be an Eagles fan and just watch it go. That was just like a fuse. I just like, 77 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,800 I don't know that I would always start to fight. You'd be like, why are you telling 78 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,040 them that I would never be Eagles fan? 79 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:15,520 So what I'm hearing is, is that we've always been pot stirs ever from a young age. That's 80 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:20,000 what I'm hearing. Listen, we were bored children that needed entertainment and we knew how 81 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,840 to get it. Hey, that's what you got to do, man. I know that my brother likes to do that 82 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:29,480 with my extended family, but it's mostly about politics, you know, 83 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:34,800 Yeah, that's, that's the biggest thing that does come up on holidays. My, my other side 84 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:40,560 of the family is like really bad about that. And it's like always centered around politics. 85 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:46,200 And it's just like, you know, can we, can we eat in peace? But to finish up my trashy 86 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:53,600 occasion for Thanksgiving, the other thing that I remember was at this point, if you 87 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:58,480 remember, my folks had phases, we'll call them phases, right? Buying phases, they would 88 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:03,880 just buy different things. At this point, they were really into going to like the flea 89 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:11,480 market and buying like random stuff. So I remember like they bought this random, you 90 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:17,480 know, those like AV carts, like the plastic like audio video cards, it's kind of, you 91 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:22,840 know, to kind of transport stuff, maybe from one area to another. It was that. But I remember 92 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:27,680 it weirdly was kind of deep like a sink in the middle of it and it had like a drain in 93 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:33,840 there. And for whatever reason, my folks were like, Oh, this is perfect. We're going to 94 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:40,600 fill it with ice. And this is where we're going to serve all of our cold items on like 95 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:47,200 on Thanksgiving, not to mention it had been sitting in our backyard for a bit. You remember 96 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:53,000 that thing? You remember that thing? I remember that. Yes. And like that thing had been sitting 97 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,160 in our backyard. And I just remember it was like the day of they like they were like, 98 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:02,120 go out there with this like scrub brush and like scrub it out. And then we filled it with 99 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:08,520 ice and put like English pea salad and like cold pasta and some like other stuff on ice 100 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:15,280 in this, in this thing. And I'm sitting here going, you know, like, it was, it was jank. 101 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:19,080 It was really jank. Yeah. That's, that's crazy. Yeah. I definitely 102 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:26,360 do remember those phase phases. I'm going to try to be really good and be positive on 103 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,720 this podcast and not say what I want to say. Yeah. Cause we're giving thanks. We're giving 104 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:36,800 thanks. Giving nevermind. I'm not going to say. So my trashy Thanksgiving, it really 105 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:42,360 wasn't a trashy Thanksgiving, but it's probably one of the worst Thanksgiving's that I've 106 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:52,240 ever had in my life. So this was probably, I don't know, I had to be like 19 or 20 or 107 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:59,000 maybe I was even 21, but I didn't have a girlfriend. My girlfriend had broken up with me. I couldn't 108 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,480 go home for the holidays because I worked in retail. And so I had to spend Thanksgiving 109 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:11,800 by myself. I didn't have anybody that I could go over to their house, like nothing at all. 110 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:18,440 So you know where I went? I went to the, the cracker barrel on Thanksgiving day. And then 111 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:23,760 I went to the movies by myself and I went to go watch Creed, the new Creed movie that 112 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:29,840 just came out. And I remember calling my parents and now looking back on it, like I'm, I'm 113 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:34,480 pretty okay about like going to the movies by myself and like going to dinner by myself. 114 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,880 But I was like, man, it's Thanksgiving. I was like, I didn't have no family around. 115 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:44,120 I didn't have nobody around. It was pretty depressing. And for Christmas, I couldn't 116 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:49,360 go home either. So the following Christmas, I had to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Bdubs has 117 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:56,200 definitely saved me on a Thanksgiving and a holiday. So yeah, it was not fun at all. 118 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:04,080 It was sad to Bdubs or some wings. Hey, no, I get you, man. It sucks. Sound like you had 119 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:10,760 a Mr. Clark occasion a couple of years in a row. And that's, that's no fun. 120 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:16,280 Hey, it's okay. But like, like I said, I guess the girl that I was dating at the time, we 121 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:22,880 were like off and on. And so I think that was one of the times that we were off, I guess. 122 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,400 But yeah, I just remember having to like spend it by myself and I lived in my apartment all 123 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:33,000 by myself. And so it was a, it was not a great time. Definitely the worst Thanksgiving that 124 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,640 I've ever had. But I'm very thankful that now I get to spend Thanksgiving with people 125 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,120 that I love and I enjoy. And so it's a good thing. 126 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:47,640 Yeah. Hey, yeah. And remember, folks, it's always a choice. You can, you can make waves 127 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,680 and go see somebody else for Thanksgiving. It's okay. It can, it can happen. 128 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:56,520 Thanksgiving with people that you love and your friends, it may not be like your extended 129 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:00,600 family, but those are always the best man. Anytime you can hang out with your people, 130 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,440 family is more than blood. I say that all the time. 131 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:07,440 Now I will want one other thing though, that I will say, you know, this friendsgiving is 132 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:13,400 really picking up steam. Now there's a given and take on this because how many friendsgivings 133 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,160 have we been a part of or seen where it's like you don't necessarily like everybody, 134 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:23,600 but you're going to go for the collective group. So it's just like, be mindful of who, 135 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:29,320 who you around because still it's Thanksgiving, at least for me, it's my favorite holiday. 136 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:33,400 And you want to make sure you have a good time, not be around bums. 137 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:41,640 Yeah. For sure, man. For sure. Yeah, friendsgiving. I feel like friendsgiving is like so, what's 138 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:46,240 the word? Fake? Man, I don't know if it's like fake, but like in my mind, when I hear 139 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:50,640 friendsgiving, I just think of a whole bunch of people that aren't really friends that 140 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:57,000 just have to gather around the table and be nice to each other for like two hours. Like 141 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,800 there may be work acquaintances or like they really don't get along. But I feel like if 142 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:08,720 you have to call your get together friendsgiving, then you're not really friends. That's just 143 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:14,440 my opinion. I mean, I'm popular opinion. I'm not a, I'm not a big person on that. Now here's 144 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:19,800 the thing. Now maybe it's all about wordplay, right? Because if, if it still was a small 145 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:26,360 potluck, oh, I'm in, I'm in like Flynn. Don't say no more, but call it friendsgiving. I'm 146 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:32,840 a liry of it. But anyways, I'm going to move on if you are men. Yeah, let's do it, man. 147 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:37,000 We are going to move into our next segment, which is the jelly donut. And I think you 148 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:42,360 have something different. Yeah, right? It's a Thanksgiving special of, ooh, you brought 149 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:48,560 what? And it's talking about people on Reddit or people on Reddit talking about things that 150 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:54,440 were brought to a Thanksgiving meal. And we're going to talk about some of it and see, I'll 151 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:58,760 just ask you on some of the things, would you try it or does that sound disgusting or 152 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,440 what you think of that? Before we dive into it, has there been anything weird that somebody's 153 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:07,280 brought to a Thanksgiving that you were just like, oh, you brought that to Thanksgiving? 154 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,520 I'm trying to remember. Oh, oh yeah. So we spent a Thanksgiving. Now you got to think 155 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:18,640 this was overseas because I had family in the military. So we were overseas and I remember 156 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:26,080 we went to the north part of Germany and somebody served. It's not Ludifisk, but it's literally 157 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:31,400 the same thing where you put Jell-O. It's like a fish and Jell-O pretty much. Oh, the 158 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,080 Ludifisk always makes me think of the king of the hill. Episode with Bobby. Yeah, it 159 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,440 does. And I still don't understand how, why Bobby thought that was so great and had to 160 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:46,280 eat the whole entire thing. But anyways, no, it was literally like that. I just remember 161 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:51,040 bringing that out and I remember like the lady was real nice and basically she was like, 162 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:55,560 what can I make it? I was like macaroni and cheese. Somebody had to explain to her what 163 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:00,200 macaroni and cheese was and she was like, oh, okay. And she made macaroni and cheese. 164 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:06,840 So that was cool. But it was funny because all the other adults had to endure the gelatinous 165 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:12,280 fish there, which I'm not sure if it was good or bad, but just the idea of cold fish in 166 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:18,240 Jell-O is just not my bag. Here's the thing and then I'll get off of this. Anything in 167 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:24,680 Jell-O is nasty. Jell-O by itself is fine, but you put anything, chunks, anything, I'm 168 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:30,080 done. Okay. With the exception of like peaches in Jell-O. That's probably the only thing 169 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:34,600 I would tolerate. But yeah, sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hijack the second 170 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,200 thing. Still though, it's got to be, it's, my thing 171 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,960 is it's don't make it big peaches neither. It's got to be like decent size anyways. There's 172 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:47,320 a whole thing about that. All right. So the very first one. So this, this gal says, I 173 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:53,080 was dating this guy, was invited to his parents house for Thanksgiving and it was a surreal 174 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:59,640 experience. First off, his mom only served us black coffee to accompany the meal. No 175 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:04,840 water, no other drinks, just black coffee. The most horrifying part of the deal was her 176 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:11,080 famous stuffing, which was called the wet stuffing. And what it was called, what it, 177 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:17,400 why it was called that it was literally wet bread dressing, seizing with only salt and 178 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:26,040 celery seed and like not cooked. So basically it was just watery bread with salt and celery 179 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:32,840 seed around there. And they say that it was very hard to stomach. So what do you think 180 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,360 about that wet stuffing and only serving black coffee for the meal? 181 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,760 Yeah, that sounds like not a great time. And I'm not crazy about regular dressing as it 182 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:47,320 is, but like the fact that it's not cooked in it's wet. Yeah, not about that, bro. Not about 183 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:53,400 it. Yeah. And you know, I've read through some of these and I'll say this. I feel like a lot 184 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,240 of people, that's where the variations come in. It seems like the stuffing is what a lot 185 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:03,720 of people be trying to, trying to finagle and just be getting it wrong. All right. So this next one, 186 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:09,480 it was the first Thanksgiving with the husband's family and apparently there's a lot of red flags. 187 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:14,440 The family raved about the sister-in-law's cooking and about her famous stuffing once again. 188 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:20,600 So of course, naturally she was excited to try it out. Turns out her secret stuffing ingredient 189 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:26,840 was pineapple. Wait, wait, wait. So she put pineapple in the stuffing? Correct. Yeah. And so 190 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:33,000 the person says they weren't a huge fan of mixing sweet and savory, but not just that. The pineapple 191 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:41,800 made it even more mushy than normal and in between there it just was absolutely disgusting. So yeah, 192 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:48,120 put pineapple in the stuffing. Well, here's the thing. I'm not saying that it would be horrible, 193 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,480 but I could see where it might could be good. I don't know. I feel like that could go either way. 194 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:59,560 There might be potential for it to go good. All right. Yeah. I mean, I can, I think so. I think 195 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:04,440 the consistency is really what matters because they're talking about it being mushy. I don't know, 196 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,800 man. But if it's like, if it's like pretty firm, so for me, I guess that's kind of the thing with 197 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:14,360 me and stuffing. The first one where it was talking about being watery, I am absolutely out. I like 198 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:19,880 mine a little bit more firm, like almost like a casserole, if that makes sense. Like kind of firm, 199 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:25,400 but then when you like take it, it breaks apart a little bit. I don't know. Pineapple, it seems 200 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:31,080 like it would kind of break that up a tad, but who knows? I'd be willing to try it, but yeah. 201 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:37,000 Yeah. Who knows, man? All right. Next one. So this person's workplace used to do a potluck, 202 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:44,520 which I love potlucks. And people were encouraged to bring their favorite dishes. And so apparently, 203 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:49,000 there were a lot of people from other countries as well. And so it was a good chance to have them 204 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,320 showcase their culture and all that good jazz. So a person from another department 205 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:59,400 brought what they thought were rumb balls covered in coconut. So they popped one in 206 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:06,760 the mouth. Turns out it was a quail egg covered in a meat jelly paste and rolled in minced onion. 207 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,800 Who thought that was a good idea? Who invited that person? That's what I want to know. That person 208 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:17,480 needs to be banned from bringing anything from the potluck ever again. The person says that's 209 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:23,640 one of the worst things they've ever eaten. So apparently too, it left just that onion meat flavor 210 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:28,200 jelly taste for the rest of the day. They couldn't get it out of their mouth. Apparently it was popular 211 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,360 in this person's home country, but it was like, you know, they were just like, thanks for sharing, 212 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:37,560 but for the love of God, tell us what it is first. Yeah, dude. That's probably the weirdest thing 213 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:42,680 I've heard of. Like, no, don't don't do that. Don't do that. All right. So here's, here's this one. 214 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:50,360 So one year there was a company Christmas party and as a joke, one of the gifts that was given out 215 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:59,640 was a Twinkie cookbook. And so next Thanksgiving rolls around and again, company potluck happens 216 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:10,600 and guess what was served to them? A Twinkie stuffed turkey, courtesy of the courtesy of the 217 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:18,120 Twinkie cookbook. And so here's, here's what it is. You take the Twinkies and apparently there's 218 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:24,520 a certain number of them. You take the Twinkies, you cut them in half lengthwise, scoop out the 219 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:30,600 cream to save for later. You cut the Twinkie pieces into chunks and mix them into the regular 220 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:37,880 stuffing. Then you stuff the turkey roast. And then the last half hour you baste the bird with the 221 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:44,040 cream from the Twinkies. Okay. So like, I feel like the cream from the Twinkies, like in small 222 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:51,960 doses, like it might be okay with the turkey, but no, bam, like that's no, no, no, no, that should 223 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,480 never, never, not. Yeah, that's a bit much, man. I don't get it wrong. I like Twinkies, 224 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:05,400 but not with my turkey and not in the stuffing and not with not no. I'm, you know, I kind of agree 225 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:10,520 with one of the other people from up here and ready. I'm not really big on like mixing my sweet, 226 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:15,400 my savory. There are some things that are okay with it, like chicken and waffles. Like I like kind 227 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:22,280 of like syrupy waffles with some chicken. That's a good combo. But Twinkies and turkey, I'm good, 228 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:28,440 and I'm good. Here's the next one. So she had a bad boyfriend, apparently we'll just leave it there. 229 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:35,800 And, you know, they invited them over, or the boyfriend invited her over for dinner over there. 230 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:41,640 So she goes over there and there was him and the three roommates, when she gets there, and mind 231 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:47,880 you, this was at two o'clock in the afternoon, there was no cooking that had started. And the 232 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:54,600 kitchen and dining room were absolutely trashed. So pretty much what had had to start first of all 233 00:21:54,600 --> 00:22:03,000 was they had to scrub the kitchen and also the dishes for about three hours. That way they 234 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:09,640 can actually start cooking, which apparently she did most of the work. Because the guys said that 235 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:15,640 they were prepping quote unquote, and pretty much what in the happening after they cleaned and 236 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:22,360 everything, they only serve two things, a smoked turkey that one of their parents had sent in the 237 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:31,080 mail. And it was in a from a box. And it was ice cold. And pretty much it was dry and smoky as 238 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:37,960 well. So it was cold, dry and smoky and too salty. Then the second thing that was served was a green 239 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:45,640 bean casserole. That was nothing but four cans of French green beans and a block of velvita and a 240 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:51,160 ton of salt. Here's the thing, bro. If you get there at two o'clock, and you're cleaning by 241 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,400 five o'clock, bro, you better just get some pizza at that point. You better skip the traditional 242 00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:00,120 Thanksgiving meal. You better just make you some sandwiches. We'll try again tomorrow. Well, 243 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:05,400 she seemed like she should have known. She seemed like she went over to the frat house. I was 244 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,680 wondering why Thanksgiving didn't go well. It's a frat house, bro. It's a frat house. Do you think 245 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,640 that four frat dudes are going to know how to cook a Thanksgiving thing? And you think they're 246 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:21,720 going to keep their apartment clean? No chance, man. So yeah. Now, I would have just said, you 247 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,920 know what? Now, I'm going to do my own Thanksgiving. Sorry. Peace out. All right. Last one. This person's 248 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:33,640 stepdad's elderly mother brought sweet potato casserole Thanksgiving. Now this person said they 249 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,680 love sweet potato casserole. So she was really looking forward to it. When the miller served, 250 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,440 I took a bike and was shocked because it tasted really, really off, almost like some chemicals 251 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:50,680 of some kind was in it. Her mom was sitting nearby. I also had a strange reaction when she tasted it. 252 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:56,040 Somehow the two of us managed to get into the kitchen alone. They talked about it. And they 253 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:02,040 wondered if she actually put household cleaner into it. They went back to the dining room and asked 254 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:10,840 her what was in the casserole. She named off the usual and then black walnut. And then apparently 255 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:16,840 they were like, oh my God. Apparently black walnuts taste really, really bad. Did you know that? 256 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,720 No, I did not know that. Apparently that's what they were saying. She put in black walnuts and 257 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:28,360 taking them to be like pecans. And apparently black walnuts will make you think that you're 258 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:34,920 getting poisoned almost crazy. Yeah, some people should just not be allowed to bring stuff to the 259 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:39,080 Thanksgiving. Some people should be allowed to do that. And then some people shouldn't be allowed 260 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:44,280 to drive to the Thanksgiving meal. All I'm saying is this ain't what fries my donuts, but there 261 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:50,040 should be a legal age. I think when you should get it, when you can get on AARP, every five years, 262 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:55,560 they should be checking you ass as far as driving around, making sure you anyway, so that's a 263 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:01,400 different subject for a different day. Well, let's go ahead and move to the donut. All right, man. 264 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:08,440 So keeping with the Thanksgiving theme, and we skipped doing a quiz last week. So we got to 265 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:13,480 pick it up this week, right? So we have a Thanksgiving quiz. So are you ready for the 266 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,120 Thanksgiving quiz? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it. Okay, so the first one, and it's kind of have a 267 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:25,640 hodgepodge of questions. I included a movie question here because, you know, you might as well. So 268 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:32,200 believe it or not, Thanksgiving is a big time for movies to be released, especially children's 269 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:39,800 movies. What was very true? What was the number one Thanksgiving release of all time? Was it a Moana 270 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:48,440 B Toy Story 2, C Ralph Brace, the internet or D Frozen? Oh, it was definitely frozen, man. Yeah, 271 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:53,480 it was frozen. Yeah, you're correct. Yeah, frozen broke the charts. Yes, it did. I thought, yeah, 272 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:58,520 I do remember it being released from Thanksgiving. Yep, Thanksgiving is definitely a big time to 273 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:04,120 release kids movies. All right, so the next question, how long did the first Thanksgiving last? 274 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:09,080 So like the first Thanksgiving that ever happened, was it a one day, b two days, 275 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,960 C three days or D four days? I want to say I think it lasted three days. You're correct. Yeah, the 276 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:21,400 first Thanksgiving actually lasted three days total. Well, what did they eat on the third day? 277 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:27,720 Same stuff? Leftovers? Yeah, they just left, they just ate leftovers. You know how it is. 278 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:34,040 Which US President declared the first national Thanksgiving? Was it A, George Washington, B, 279 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:41,080 John Adams, C Thomas Jefferson or D James Madison? Well, according to your parental's book, 280 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:48,280 it was actually declared before America was a country. It was actually declared by King George 281 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:56,600 and they had a green bean casserole with stuffing and cranberry sauce. I'm going to go with 282 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:03,560 James Madison. Is that right? Actually, it was George Washington, but they actually didn't have 283 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:10,760 Thanksgiving all the way up until the late eight or early mid to late 1800s. Yeah, because I thought 284 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:15,880 Lincoln was the one who made it like an official holiday. Yeah, he did. Basically, it was a national 285 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,920 day of Thanksgiving, but it was before national holidays, like people took off or actually did 286 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,400 anything for them at that point. All right, so here's the fourth one. Did you ever watch the Macy's 287 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:31,960 Thanksgiving Day parade or did anybody? I feel like your mom kind of wanted to watch that. Well, 288 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:37,640 it depends. It's kind of like a hit or miss. Maybe you'll know this one. Which was the first large 289 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:44,120 scale balloon that was used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade? Was it A, Mickey Mouse? Was 290 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:53,800 it B, Betty Boop? Was it C, Speedy Gonzalez or was it D, Felix the Cat? Man, I feel like it's 291 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:59,800 Mickey Mouse. Actually, it was Felix the Cat. That was the first large scale balloon that was in 292 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:05,480 Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Which U.S. state produces the most turkeys in the United States? 293 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:14,440 Which U.S. state kind of already alluded to that, but A, Montana, B, Wyoming, C, Minnesota or D, Ohio. 294 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:22,360 Read the choices again. A, Montana, B, Wyoming, C, Minnesota or D, Ohio. Well, I feel like it's like 295 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:28,840 a weird one. Maybe Minnesota. I feel like Minnesota, maybe. Yeah, you're right. It is Minnesota. 296 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:35,720 Minnesota produces the most turkeys. Why is that? I have no clue. It doesn't say here. Just says that 297 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:42,680 that's what it is. I can Google it very quick. It's worth a Google, probably. Yeah, we'll Google it 298 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:49,240 after. Which famous Christmas song was actually meant to be sung on Thanksgiving Day? Was it A, 299 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:58,280 a holy night? Was it B, Silent Night? Was it C, Jingle Bells? Or was it D, all I want for Christmas 300 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:05,080 this year? Silent Night, maybe? No, actually, it was Jingle Bells. I didn't know that. But hey, 301 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,680 that kind of doesn't seem right. Maybe we should Google that one right now. We'll Google it after. 302 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,800 Yeah, for sure. Maybe you'll know this one. How long is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade route? 303 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:23,320 Is it A, half a mile? B, one and a half miles? C, two and a half miles? Or D, three and a half? 304 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:28,120 Three and a half miles. And it's actually two and a half miles. You're two and a half miles. 305 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,280 That's actually a pretty long parade route. That would suck having to wave and do all sorts of 306 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:38,440 crap that whole way. Which utensil wasn't used in the original Thanksgiving meal? Was it A, 307 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:47,480 a knife? B, a fork? C, a spoon? Or D, a plate? Oh, I feel like it's a plate. 308 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,560 It's actually a fork. Apparently a fork was not used in the original Thanksgiving. 309 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,800 What? So they had a spoon but not a fork? They apparently had a spoon and a knife but no fork. 310 00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:01,000 Like I said, last few. What percentage of Americans eat turkey for Thanksgiving? So 311 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:15,960 A, 66%. B, 76%. C, 86%. Or D, 96%. I feel like it's 86%. I feel like it's gone down. 312 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:23,560 Yep, it is 86%. You're right. Last and final one. What is the most popular destination to go in the 313 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,440 USA for Thanksgiving? So apparently if you're going to travel to Thanksgiving and stay 314 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:34,600 away elsewhere, what's the most popular destination? Is A, Los Angeles? B, Orlando? 315 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:40,920 C, New York City? Or D, New Orleans? I would say New York City because of all the people traveling 316 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:46,040 with a parade. Or even if not, it's Orlando, Florida. What? People want to go to Disney World 317 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:51,560 for Thanksgiving? Okay, good to know. Okay, just stay away from it. All right, but yeah, 318 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:57,480 interesting facts about Thanksgiving. It's a very interesting holiday but I, you know, 319 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:03,080 I've heard that you have something that fries your donuts and it's not exactly on the Thanksgiving 320 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:11,480 theme but it's got you fired up. So what's frying your turkey, buddy? Oh, I have to be very careful 321 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:18,360 with this because this can get me going. People that manipulate and use other people. I just do 322 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:27,160 not like that at all. And I don't like it because both Micah and I have had people close to us that 323 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,120 have been manipulative, that like to use things against you. And you know what I really hate? 324 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,200 And maybe it's because I've been watching a lot of documentaries about cults but I don't like it 325 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,320 when you have a problem with someone and you call that manipulative person out and they turn it back 326 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:46,920 on you and say, oh no, you're the problem. Well, I did this because it's your fault. And I just 327 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:51,000 don't like that, man. I don't like when people manipulate people. I don't like when people 328 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:57,560 manipulate people for financial gain or for religious purposes. I don't like that at all, man. It 329 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,280 really gets me going. It gets me really fried up. What do you think about that? Yeah, or even just to 330 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:08,840 control somebody because they're bored with their own life. That happens too. I don't know, man. It's 331 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:16,040 fries me up because most of the time, all this energy and all this effort that you use to control 332 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:21,720 people to get what you want, right? You could put the same amount of energy and getting so good at 333 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:27,480 what you do or work hard to get whatever that is that you're looking to get anyways. And you could 334 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:33,000 do it by honest means. Like I that's what I don't understand, right? Is there so many people that 335 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:40,040 don't want to do the work? And what it comes down to is a lot of times, these schemes look like get 336 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:44,680 rich quick schemes in a way, right? Like, Oh, I can get away with this, I can control somebody. 337 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,560 But really what it comes down to is it's a nasty repetitious pattern that keeps going and going 338 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:57,400 and going. But it's just, I don't know, man, people, it happens a lot. It happens a lot. I'm 339 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:04,680 going to call out a certain age group. It's a lot of middle age guys. They're tend to be the worst 340 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:11,400 and really portray some narcissistic tendencies. I think it was that generation. Well, here's the 341 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,680 thing that I don't, I don't like it all. I don't like when people also use guilt to try to manipulate 342 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:24,840 you too, man. And that was a big one with the boss at bootcrow and certain other person that we 343 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:31,000 both know. But, but yeah, they use guilt, right? Like they're like, Oh, yeah, well, Oh, I can't 344 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,560 believe you're going to do this. Oh, you make me feel so bad. You should do this because 345 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:41,000 da, da, da, da, da, da, da. They use your good nature, your good feelings and your good heart, 346 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,720 and they turn it against you, or they try to shove their own agenda down your throat and 347 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,880 throw it in your face after you clearly, and then when you try to start boundary or set boundaries 348 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,200 with them, they're like, Oh, yeah, I'm going to violate these because you ain't going to do nothing 349 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:01,160 about it. Or, Oh, I, I can guilt trip you into violating these boundaries. I just don't like 350 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:06,680 manipulate people, man. It's like, since I've been through it, like, and I'll say this, like, when 351 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:11,880 you're in it, it's like, it's so easy to get sucked in by it. And like, even though you know what's 352 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,360 right, like it's so easy to get sucked in. But once you get out and on the other side of it and 353 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:23,320 healed from it, dude, like, I can spot that stuff for a mile away and it dude, it like, lights me up. 354 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,960 I hate when I see other people being manipulated, gaslighted or taking advantage of, 355 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:34,280 Oh, yeah, it's, it's terrible. Yeah, you're totally right about the, the old boss from 356 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:39,560 boot corral. There was a lot of stuff like that. I'm just prime example, being a salesman, pretty 357 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:44,120 much, you know, we would, we would sell on commission. They would, if the customer would go up to the 358 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:50,040 front and you wouldn't have your card on their, on their merchandise, you wouldn't get credit for 359 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:56,280 that sale. And all that would go over to house, right? And so nobody would be collecting that 360 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:02,120 sale. And I remember, I was told, like, we need to get that house number down and we need to be, 361 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:07,560 like, helping more people and things like that. And I started doing it by like, really legal 362 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,800 means, but at the same time, and what I mean by that is breaking the rules that are in place, 363 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:17,880 because you think, Oh, and that's what they insinuate, like, do whatever means necessary to get this done. 364 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,520 And then when it comes time, you do things that maybe you're not proud of or don't want to do. 365 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,760 And then they'll be the same ones calling and breathing down your neck and being like, I can't 366 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,360 believe you would do this. And it's like, you're the one that basically told me enforcement to go 367 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:37,720 into this. It's like, no, I didn't know I didn't. And then I'll put it back on you. Like that was you. 368 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,800 And that you're just a terrible person for even trying to go that direction. And that's the kind 369 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,200 of people that's the kind of person he was. And that's kind of people that Chris talking about. 370 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:54,840 It's well, cool beans. Well, let's move into our next segment, which is our improv segment. And 371 00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:00,840 they're ready for the coffee shop. Yeah, except this time, it's going to be the Thanksgiving 372 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,800 table. Okay, I'm ready. I got some new voices and new characters I've been wanting to try. 373 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,120 All right, sounds good. So yeah, I'll let you get started then. Okay, do you want to go? 374 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:18,200 Oh, it's good being here. Oh, I tell you, did any of you guys see the base these Thanksgiving parade? 375 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,000 Did you see the big old SpongeBob float? I love when that guy comes up on the base 376 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:29,960 he's Thanksgiving parade. I've been watching it since I was five. I'll say this. Your mom's gay. 377 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:37,320 No, I'm just kidding. It's it's it's your boy, it's your boy Richie G. And I appreciate you. 378 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:44,760 Yeah. All I'm saying is I've been down here for just a little while and nobody's even said hello 379 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:50,280 to me. That's that's just just crazy. Am I part of this family or not? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 380 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:56,440 who invited this guy from Jersey guys, we don't invite people from Jersey. We know that the poor 381 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,480 man's Brooklyn. That's what they are. They're the poor man's Brooklyn. We don't invite no guys from 382 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,120 Jersey. So what are you doing here? You're Jersey Schmuck telling you to get out of from our 383 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,040 Thanksgiving table. We're trying to have a good time. We're trying to eat here. Have a little bit 384 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:15,160 of cranberry sauce, maybe a nice cannoli at the end for dessert. We don't need your Jersey stuff 385 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,680 stinking up our table. Hell fellas, we don't need no fighting at Thanksgiving table. I'll tell you 386 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:25,560 this much though. You're both Yankees. So you both suck anyways. So I don't know what the heck you're 387 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,200 fighting about. It's like, you know, it's like the blind leading the blind up there for y'all. 388 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,800 You're liberal. Yep, yep, liberal. Don't you go in the hell of the hand pass. You think Jesus had 389 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,480 Thanksgiving? You think Jesus is the disciples when they had Thanksgiving? You think they were 390 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,440 fighting like this? Nope. They sat down and Jesus said take this turkey and do this and remember 391 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,480 some of it. That's why we have Thanksgiving because Jesus told us that we need to have Thanksgiving. 392 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:56,440 Eat turkey. You know, I'm not really sure. I'm not sure. That's what Thanksgiving actually was. 393 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:02,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. I don't think you should be eating here with your high cholesterol. 394 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,400 Push your throat cancer and now your high cholesterol. I don't think you need to be eating here. I don't 395 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:13,080 think anyone needs to be celebrating on the land that was taken from my forefathers. Whoa, who invited 396 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:20,280 this guy? Chief, uh, sad face over there. My name is Daryl. We're in America. Your chief sad face. 397 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:26,600 All I'm saying is why, why do we keep adding people? There was some Scottish dude a minute ago. 398 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:32,520 Now we got Native Americans coming here telling us we can't eat and whatnot. I'm part, I'll tell you 399 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,440 that much, three and five hundred and twelve. So I got my card, Cherokee. 400 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:42,760 Did any of you guys bring the cranberry sauce? I can't help to see it over here. You know that my 401 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:48,280 favorite part of Thanksgiving is cranberry sauce. When my mom and I used to watch the Thanksgiving 402 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:54,280 Macy's Day Parade and my dad would come home drunk and pass down on the couch, my mom would make some 403 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:59,960 cranberry sauce to get him back to health and that was always the great Thanksgiving memory for us. 404 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:08,920 Who in the heck? Who, who, who was that? That's my question. Who, who was that? Because, you know, 405 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,960 it's starting to get sad. It's starting to get depressing in here. I don't know what's going on. 406 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:20,200 I really don't need more. It's just, it's just, it's just a little scary. And you know, this is my 407 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:26,200 family. I don't know who this is. Hey there, guys. Could you guys please pass the butter rolls? I only 408 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:31,320 see one left. All right, that's it. We're out of here. Everybody's gonna pile out. I'm sick and tired 409 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:38,840 of this, especially some weird clown shows up. Detective Chuckles. Oh, brother, can I get a Thanksgiving 410 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:45,480 Macy's Day prayer for this year Thanksgiving meal? Brother Williams, can you join me in the 411 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:51,720 Thanksgiving prayer as we bless this food so we can eat it? Oh, you know I can. Oh, Lord, we come to 412 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:59,080 you today with thank you Jesus that you died on the cross so that we can have this turkey, 413 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:05,080 so that we can have this stuff. So that we can have some of that green bean casserole Jesus. 414 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,600 And I'm praying that Sister Jenkins go come on by and bring the macaroni and cheese. 415 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:17,160 Thank you, Lord. And it's so Lord, we give you thanks for all this bountiful food and the bountiful 416 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:24,440 bank accounts that you're gonna give us in 2024 because we believe that all these brothers here 417 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:32,200 are gonna write a check to further the ministry so we can go out in the house and the byways 418 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:38,440 and collect more money and let there be significant contributions throughout the house of God. 419 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:45,480 Can I get an amen? And what I'd like to say, what I'd like to say next Lord is we want to thank you. 420 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:53,720 We want to thank you for all the Lord and the lady of the house tonight who is here and has 421 00:40:53,720 --> 00:41:01,480 prepared the food to nourish our bodies and our bodies to your service and I'll say this, smell 422 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:09,160 that macaroni and cheese. I just want to thank you because we know how blessed we are to have Sister 423 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:18,040 Jenkins back in cheese. I feel the Holy Spirit in here tonight and I'm just thankful. Oh, I'm 424 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:25,960 thankful. Oh Lord, oh, you gotta take it from me. And we pray on all these things. Amen. 425 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:32,520 Amen. That was our improv segment. We hope you guys have a wonderful Thanksgiving. We're gonna go 426 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,240 into our last segment which is our positive advice. Our email there. And so for mine, 427 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,680 I don't really want to give positive advice but I just want to say what I'm thankful for. 428 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:49,480 Oh, the cliche. Let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for. But we really do have a 429 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,280 lot to be thankful for and I have a lot to be thankful for. I'm thankful for my wife. We got 430 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,560 married this year. That was awesome. I'm thankful that I got to celebrate Micah and his wedding, 431 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:05,480 getting married to his wife. I'm thankful that we've gotten to hang out. I'm thankful for my 432 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:11,800 co-host, my best friend. He's awesome, man. Just the people that are in my life that love me. 433 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,440 Thankful for my job. Thankful just that I get to do what I love every single day and I'm thankful 434 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:23,320 that I've gotten to grow and I've got to learn a lot this year. But I've also got to help others 435 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,440 get to where they want to go. So man, I just have so much to be thankful for. And so yeah, 436 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:33,640 I just wanted to share what I was thinking. Yeah, well, I appreciate that, man. And I do have some 437 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:39,400 positive advice and that positive advice is, be thankful for what you... No, I'm joking. Kind of 438 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:46,600 like Chris. What do you really say? It's like, yeah, there's a ton to be thankful for and there's 439 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:51,560 not a lot to say on Thanksgiving besides like, man, it's a time for reflection and reflecting how far 440 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:58,200 we've come. Just talking about the podcast for a second. I mean, we hit 100 episodes this year, 441 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:07,000 right? We hit 100 episodes. We're putting a cap on season two right now. As this episode comes to 442 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:13,000 a close, we're closing a chapter and we're opening another one. And man, that's something to be 443 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:18,200 thankful for. That's something that we've been in good health and good spirits this whole entire 444 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:28,920 time and that we've been able to do this week in a week out. That's amazing. Yeah, I can go on and 445 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,960 on and on about that. But yeah, man, there's so much to be thankful for. But I'm really thankful 446 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:41,000 for this podcast. Even if it's just... I mean, right now it's a fun side project, right? But it's 447 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,400 always just amazing to be able to come in here every week. It doesn't matter if you're having a good 448 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:51,800 day, a bad day. Every time you get done with podcasts, you always feel great. So I'm really 449 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,600 thankful for what this podcast has done for me. Yeah, man. And like you said, we are putting a cap 450 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:03,160 on season two. This is the last episode of season two. And then next week, we'll bring you season 451 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:09,960 three. So we're excited for that. TVTrashCan.com. TVTrashCan.com. Anything you want to say? 452 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:17,400 Man, we got so much stuff to be excited for. TrashCan Travel's blowing up. We got all these 453 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,200 projects going on. Check us out all over the place. But other than that, man, I'm ready to close this 454 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:28,040 season up. It's been a great one. I'm ready to see what season three has in store. And I'm super 455 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:33,800 excited. So yeah, man, I'm ready to take this DonaBox out to the trash. All right, man. Well, 456 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:40,360 I'm Chris. And I'm Michael. And this is the DonaBox Podcast, the Thanksgiving sequel. Eat that turkey.