Welcome back to Country Crimes.
Our detective, Clutus Brown, has been on the case.
He's narrowed it down to the last three suspects and he's about to do the question.
Let's take a look. Now when you were at Darlene's trailer,
I just gotta ask you, were you
there eating crawfish with the rest of them? Yes or no?
Now I wasn't there eating crawfish because I was too busy making my banana
pudding. You know the one where I'm making it for the church potluck because you know
I'm on the church board and everything and they asked me that they wanted me to
make some banana pudding and at first I told them no because of my fiber of my
algae and it just would tear me out. But I said yes because I just wanted to
serve those people. So no I wasn't eating crawfish because I was using I was using
all my time to make the banana pudding. Now let me ask you this, does that mean you
were in the same kitchen in the trailer where they were all sitting there eating
crawfish because that's only like two feet away? Now I don't know about no crawfish.
All I mean is I just know about the Nilla wafers and banana pudding.
Alright well listen now eating crawfish ain't a crime now but what is is the
fact that there was somebody out there murdered in the back. Now that was the
crime here. Now we know that y'all are all sitting there eating crawfish. Meanwhile
that body was decomposing outside so we know it was one of you. Alright so I
need you to either tell me what happened or I'm a book all three y'all. That's
what's gonna happen. Hi I'm Micah and I'm Chris and this is the Donut Box
podcast.
So Chris how you doing man? We're creeping up on season two coming to a
close almost a season three which is mind-blowing. That means we're almost to
another whole year another whole year closed. I know we keep talking about
that but that's a big feat. That is man and we want to thank all of our listeners
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Dakota's got one now so hey man we're really growing so really appreciate it
but yeah man you ready to get this thing started? Yep I'm ready to get it
started. Alright so we can jump into our first segment which is the old-fashioned
donut or a story from our past so Chris today we're gonna talk about some job
interviews that we had in the past isn't that right? Yeah job interviews you gotta
love them. Yeah so one job interview I want to talk about we'll start off with
Chris's and I'll preface this one because I actually drove him out to this
one because good friends like that like drive me out to the job interview I
don't even remember why I drove you out there but I just remember it was a
place there in Lubbock it was the country club there in Lubbock and I
remember there was a dishwasher position and that was your first interview
when we got to Lubbock wasn't it? Let me also put it into perspective for you we
had also been in Lubbock for three days already at that point and I was already
trying to get a job so I was on it boy this was like my second day third day I
was just looking I applied got a phone call at the country club and I just
remember that they were very uppity and I don't know why I didn't get the
dishwasher job maybe because I dressed too nice going into the interview I'm
not sure but it was at the country club and I was like you got a pretty mess
get pretty messed up to not get a dishwasher job at the country club so I
don't know what happened you know if I remember correctly I think they had a
problem because you said that you didn't have availability on Sunday and I guess
rich people got to have their food on Sunday that's probably what it was I
said I can't work Sunday mornings because of church or something like that
and then they were like yeah sorry about you I guess that's what it was I
forgot about that yeah well it's probably good that you didn't like you said
they were pretty uppity man I just remember pulling up in the parking lot
and everybody was real snooty and we went in my truck and I had this Dodge Ram
truck and like it wasn't a bad truck but you know it was a little rough around
the edges a little older and I just remember the looks that we got of like
oh boy definitely like oh there's the dishwasher kind of vibes it wasn't very
cool but I just remember looking at that place and thinking man they got a full
restaurant in there golf course and while dad's at the golf course it looked
like there was a spa but then there was also I just remember there's a pool with
like a big water slide and all sorts of stuff there too this big old nice pool
you can see it from the outside I was like oh this place is pretty nice but I
bet you it's expensive I bet you it's real expensive to be a member over there
yeah I bet you it is you know what's ironic the fact that I was pretty adamant
about not working Sunday mornings with most jobs and now I that's my prime time
day is I work Sunday mornings because I'm a man of the cloth so how funny that
works out yeah dreams do come true and you know you just do what you're working
for and now you don't have to fight with jobs for that Sunday off so that's good
but yeah man so I'll tell you what my first job experience or first job
interview because well we kind of talked about it for a moment and we've talked
about it in other episodes but you know Chris and I really wanted to get jobs
quickly and it wasn't just about the money listen on the home front we were
getting to work like dogs for free so we figured hey if we're gonna get work
like dogs we might as well go to go to work and get actual jobs and so I'll
tell you this much we went and my very first experience was right up the street
at the tractor supply it was right up the street from my house and I thought
alright and you know went in there and found the manager because at that point
I had a very stupid philosophy when it came when it came to trying to get
jobs right it was the you walk in there you find the manager and say I want an
interview and you'd be persistent and demanding so this guy you know I found the
manager I just remember he was on a phone with his like the first time I saw him
he was on the phone and he had like his leg like leg up on a bag of like feed or
something he was like on the phone he was like trying to look all important
like yeah yeah and it was like nobody else was in the store and he's like yeah
I'll interview you and so he like took me to the back right there and I remember
he goes alright let me ask you a question it's like so this person comes in we
have a lot of people that already know what they want so this person comes in
and they say I want this pair of boots and they're walking out the door with it
what do you what are you gonna do and I said well is there anything else like
around or anything like that you know like what what else could I do it's like
don't don't think about that it's like what would you do and I was like oh well
I guess I would ask him you know or I asked him can I take it up to the front
for you like you know do the customer service thing it's like wrong you ask
him if they want laces you ask him they want boot polish you ask him if they
want it's like but I asked you if there was anything else around like I don't
know what else is there available you know like I don't I didn't know and he
was just like he's just like yep you'd make a bad salesman you don't even know
how to upsell and he like went on this whole thing about how like you know I
would be a bad salesman and all this other stuff it was it was quite an
interesting experience and that was I don't know it was like a 15 minute
spiel I think he was just bored that morning I really do yeah what's funny is
you actually turned out to be a really good salesman when you were at a boot
corral so you turned out to be a really good salesman I think that job
philosophy philosophy of you just go in there you walk in there you find the
manager all that stuff I think that was passed down to you by your parentals in
your I'll call them out I don't care but it was it was not they were like they
were like yeah you want to just go to the job and you want to just tell them that
you want a job you don't need to apply or nothing so I wanted to work at like being
law enforcement so I went down to the county jail and I went up to the like
receptionist lady and I was like hey can I speak to someone about getting a job
and she was like well did you fill out an application and I was like no and she
was like well you need to fill out an application online or no one's gonna talk
to you and I was like I can't just talk to a supervisor right now and she was like
no need to fill out a job application I was like okay cool they'll so that's the
moment where I knew that theory or philosophy was a hogwash yeah no I
completely understand there was one and this was when I was trying to break into
the IT industry I actually got kicked out of a place just for like showing up
because it was so I'm not gonna lie I was a little desperate for a job and I was
you know taking advice and it was like no you just got to go in there be
persistent and so the thing is most most places nowadays and especially like the
IT job I was looking at were call centers right call centers if you've ever
been in them they have a security desk at the front and they have a locking door
for a good reason right you you don't want those people in danger and stuff
like that because of some you know things of the nature of the calls are
taking it's pretty much like you you know you're not getting past the secretary
pretty much unless you have an appointment or you actually have a job
interview or something's going on and so I just remember being like yeah and it's
just like I'm gonna sit here and wait and they're like okay well we'll just call
security then and have you escort it out it's like yep that job philosophy does
not work it's not no oh just be persistent no that's not how that works
they'll just kick you out but uh yeah those were interesting times I ended up
getting a job at the local breakfast place I started out as a busboy and well
since it's not called that anymore we could say the name of it in the past oh
the egg and I yeah it changed to a different name but yeah yeah the new
name's kind of dumb I'll be honest with you and then ended up from there I ended
up getting the job at boot corral we all know the stories with that but yeah
interesting times when we first got there that that manager was pretty dumb
and I'm very glad that I didn't get the job there because he actually sounded a
little worse than the manager we had at boot corral he sounded like he was a
piece of work to deal with well cool deal man we are gonna segue into our next
segment which is the jelly doughnut and that's our jail report so Michael what
do you have for us oh we got some dumb dumb dumb criminals we got to love those
this was actually a jailbreak the first one we're gonna talk about so there's a
jailbreak that didn't go as planned there was this it was actually a female
inmate in Ohio and they were initially arrested for breaking into an 85 year
old's home and assaulting them at gunpoint so of course they're waiting
for trial in jail and they tried to escape and surveillance video shows the
suspect standing on a chair and wiggling through the ceiling before falling
back down through the ceiling pretty much what happened they found a way into a
air vent like above in above their cell and was able to crawl up into the
ceiling and was trying to crawl their way to freedom but the air duct at a
certain point wasn't strong enough to wasn't strong enough to hold them and
they fell through and died down two stories so they tried to do the whole
diehard thing yes they did and didn't think about the fact that those air ducts
are pretty dang thin and spots yeah it for those of you don't know it's like
that's in pretty thin metal like in some points where it joins and things at
school but where it's been going along there like on the ceiling like that I'm
sure it's pretty pretty thin and pretty crazy so they got charged with escape
charges for escape and then destruction of property as well few years on to that
lovely so the next one a Michigan man was caught by cops because he apparently
urinated on a police car in Florida oh yeah heard about this you heard about
that one so apparently yeah the defendant was taken into custody he
relieved himself on a bumper of a search and squad car in downtown st. Petersburg
Florida he was really uncooperative during questioning he pleaded guilty and
was freed and posted a bond but pretty much what ended up happening they took
yeah that's that's pretty that's pretty crazy man how they can find somebody
based on that but apparently had warrants in Michigan too so they'll be peeing
they'll be peeing on cars you can try not to get caught by somebody especially
not cop cars I'm sorry I just when you said st. Petersburg Florida I know this
is a rabbit hole and my mind is going so many different places but it reminded
me of your Milo's character Micah used to have this Milo's character who was
Russian and always say you would always say I am from st. Petersburg not st.
Petersburg Florida st. Petersburg Russia and it was always any time I hear
st. Petersburg I think of the Milo's character yeah that's a that's a gym
from the past there sorry we took a little detour I'm sorry yeah no worries
no worries I totally get where that would come out though all right so here's
the next one a man wearing a vulgar t-shirt it says dumb ass on the shirt
was arrested after a stolen car chase so this was in Alabama and pretty much
there was a multi-state car chase and the accused car thief was so pretty much
there was a multi-state car chase and he was wearing this shirt that's literally
said dumb ass across it and they knew about it so they knew this guy had
stolen the car and basically they found in the next morning and they were
arrested at a local Wendy's in Georgia but apparently the car was stolen in
Alabama and they crashed it so apparently they crashed the car and they
crashed it into a store and then they went to Wendy's afterwards so basically
the t-shirt was a self-fulfilling prophecy about the guy I think it's funny
is they have a picture here of them standing in the Wendy's as they're
arrested with the with the sweatshirt and everything so yeah I don't know why
you'd wear a dumb ass sweatshirt and you know continue to wear it because they
they know who to look for at that point you know who needs that sweatshirt
red for red foreman off of that 70s show he always used to say that all the time
so there was a Bronx man who was wanted by New York police and was arrested in
Pennsylvania or Pennsylvania after he was found locked in the trunk of a car so
this guy was discovered in a challenger by an employee of an auto auction and so
apparently this car rolls into an auto auction and the guy from the auction
opens the trunk to take a picture there's a guy in there oh wow and so they
freaked out because the guy in the trunk wasn't moving a whole lot and you know
no telling how long he had been there because the whole auction you know
process however long that had been so the auction is about 90 miles west of
Philadelphia so you got to think like this too was from New York so this guy
was wanted for drugs weapons charges and all that and then so once they kind of
nursed him back to health at the hospital he was apparently extremely
uncooperative and refused to identify fingerprints at first but was forcibly
taken and they forcibly took him and yeah they found it was him and he's not
sharing how he got into the trunk of the car and how that happened you never know
trunk chicken and trunk hostages way to go so here's another one this is our
last one for now a Florida man got a little Florida man a Florida man is
wanted by the cops as he tried to throw them off by placing a big sign out of
his house that says Johnny Yates does not live here so it didn't work so the guy
was wanted by the Sheriff's Office on aggravated battery a false imprisonment
in tampering charges false imprisonment how do you charge somebody for false
and I guess he got somebody else put jail let's see so they showed up at this
guy's house and the afternoon on a tip and when they showed up and this was
this was what it says in the report when deputies arrived on the scene they
noticed a note on the dry erase board in front of the window saying Johnny Yates
does not live here and and so then the cops basically were like so does that
make you think like even in the report it says gee a dry erase board should we
even believe it and that's what the cops wrote down it's kind of crazy the
deputies questioned people like leaving the house and they confirmed that the
guy was in fact inside and so they end up getting them out but it took a hostage
situation and there was all this fugitive talk and all this other stuff
but yeah it all started off with a dry erase board saying this guy doesn't live
here but he does pretty much they smoked them out of the house like they use
what was called surrender smoke have you ever heard of that before yeah well that
guy was very self-incriminating so guess he was yes just put a thing is like he
does not live here like yes that really is gonna make the police go oh yeah let's
just turn around and go home that's not you know yeah oh what a dumb criminal
yep absolutely alright man boy that was the that was the jail report you ready
move on let's do it all right so we're gonna go to our next segment which is
the donut hole and boy we like quizzes don't we yeah we love quizzes so I'm
gonna put you through a 10 question quiz here and see how well you know and I
don't I don't know if I didn't know some of these so we'll see it's about sports
teams moving so this is baseball basketball football you know relocating
to different different areas the country do you think you know former teams and
where they might have moved from I'm sure baseball for sure but maybe some of
the other ones not so much we'll see we'll see all right man so the very first one
it's a pretty easy one what city did the LA Dodgers play in before they went to LA
was it Brooklyn Miami San Antonio or Newark New Jersey it was the Brooklyn
Dodgers that's correct it was the Brooklyn Dodgers and then they sold out and
went to California all right next question so what year and this might be a
little bit more difficult what year did the Vancouver Grizzlies move to
Memphis so now they're the Memphis Grizzlies in basketball was that 1999 2004
1993 or 2001 that's a little hard one
let me think about that I'm gonna go with 1993 it was actually 2001 so here's
another one and this is hockey so I don't know if you know hockey at all not
really so the Phoenix coyotes what was the formerly former version of that team
the Phoenix coyotes was it the Atlanta roosters the Quebec Nordics the Winnipeg
Jets or the Victoria Bison I'm just gonna go with C Winnipeg Jets that is
correct and actually was the Winnipeg Jets and they moved to Phoenix in 1996
you weirdly enough and I don't know how I know this but did you know Atlanta used
to have a hockey team and they were called the Atlanta thrashers you remember
them yeah I I thought they were still around no no no they moved to Winnipeg
and became the Winnipeg Jets like the second version of them it was like while
we were still living there they moved back the NBA's team the Philadelphia 76ers
used to be which team was that the Miami Swordfish the Austin Twarrows the
Fort Wayne Flyers or the Syracuse Nationals you know who used to be the
76ers before they became the 76ers I'm gonna go with Syracuse is it Syracuse
that's correct it was the Syracuse Nationals you don't pretty good don't
pretty good I'm just guessing to be honest with you I'm like Syracuse is kind of
alright so maybe you'll know this one what year did the Oakland Raiders move
from LA to Oakland initially now they're the Las Vegas Raiders but when did
when they move from Los Angeles to Oakland what year was that was that
1997 1994 the year 2000 or 1988 I'm gonna go with 1994 yeah you're right it was
1994 so the Oakland Raiders were actually there from the 60s to the 80s as
well then moved to LA alright which one of these NBA teams has never moved cities
before is it the New Orleans Hornets which are now the New Orleans Pelicans
the Sacramento Kings the New York Knicks or the Los Angeles Clippers I'm gonna
go with the New York Knicks that's correct yeah the Knicks have never moved
all the rest of the teams have moved but the Knicks have never moved alright so
we're moving right along which team did the Quiddurpeg or the I'm sorry Quebec
Nordics become in 1996 and this is another hockey question is it the Minnesota
Wild the Florida Panthers the Chicago Avalanche or the Dallas Stars I'm gonna
go with the Dallas Stars because Chicago Avalanche is a thing now is the Colorado
Avalanche yeah that's what I'm saying so my my guess is the Dallas Stars no it's
actually Ron the Nordics became the Colorado Avalanche in 1996 you said Chicago
Avalanche that's what you know I said no you literally said Chicago Avalanche
that's why I didn't guess it well I'll tell you what we got the we got the audio
evidence of what I said I think it's probably the technical difficulties to
it's going up we'll blame it on that but anyways Colorado Avalanche alright so
the very next one what was the last NBA team to move was it a the Seattle
Supersonic was it B the Charlotte Bobcats was it C the Vancouver Grizzlies or
was it D the Charlotte Hornets I'm going with the Seattle Supersonic I gotta
tell you you correct because that happened in our time and they became the
Oklahoma City Thunder exactly I knew as soon as you said it I was like I bet it's
the Seattle Supersonic good job there alright next one where was the
Baltimore Ravens previously located so where did they come from was that a the
Cleveland Browns be Salt Lake City C Portland or D Toronto well we know what
a Toronto because I wouldn't know NFL teams in Canada Salt Lake or Portland I'm gonna go with or Cleveland
hmm I think I'm gonna go with Cleveland that is correct so did you know there was
actually two iterations of the Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns we see now is
actually the second version of them the first version of the Cleveland Browns
they actually moved to 1995 and guess who their coach was at the time Bill
Belichick did you know that I didn't know that at all apparently the fans in
Cleveland like burning merchandise and and my hanging little figurines of the
owner and Bill Belichick because they were all pissed that they were moving and
then a few years later Baltimore won a Super Bowl and Cleveland still never
has yeah Cleveland's all salty about Baltimore but yeah so that was the
teams relocated oh I'll throw one more in there just just for kicks and giggles
why not were you gonna ask about the Houston Oilers is that what you're gonna
ask about no I can I can though okay which team did the Houston Oilers become
and this is ad hoc the Tennessee tight yeah and then the Texans came later on
yeah there was there were some other interesting ones out there yeah oh are
you happy that the Rangers won the the World Series it's pretty crazy was their
first one you know what's actually interesting they said that AI predicted
that the Rangers would win so they said like when the final four teams were in
the like playoffs they were they asked AI to create like a picture of the team
that's winning the World Series and they created the team they said it was the
Texas Rangers so I'm like hmm did was this rigged that's a conspiracy theory
that is a conspiracy theory just like we talked about a idea to slow down AI
needs to stop writing a script for a lot of this stuff too I mean Taylor Swift
Travis Kelsey that's an AI rigged thing if I've ever seen yeah man you ready to
move into some improv or actually what fries my donuts I bro listen it's been a
week I'm trying to skip segments and stuff over here that's crazy all right
now what fries my Chris besides me trying to skip segments what fries your
donuts man dude I'm telling you and I know that we maybe talked about this
last year but I am getting sick and tired of y'all y'all putting Christmas too
early I love Christmas hear me out I am not a Grinch I love the Christmas season
I love it I love everything about Christmas but literally we it's like we
just glaze over Thanksgiving and you know what I saw somebody post it made me
it made me really mad when I saw that it was a it said to all the Grinch's out
there Thanksgiving is a day Christmas is a season so you should get over it and
it's like bro like Thanksgiving should be a season to like we should we see
that's the problem with us we just be jumping too much into the commercialism
into the Christmas and we don't spend enough time being thankful yeah I think
everybody's lost the Thanksgiving spirit you know there's enough movies about
all people losing the Christmas spirit no no no we need a Thanksgiving movie that
reminds everybody the spirit of Thanksgiving that's what I think trash can
presents the reason for the season Thanksgiving here's the thing too bro like
and I swear it is happening early and earlier like my wife said she had to
set up Christmas like even before Halloween and so it's like it's getting
to that point where like Christmas is bleeding into like October now and I
don't like that I'm like it's a season like wait your turn it's like we can't
even enjoy the fall season no more because y'all are like oh yeah let's go to
Christmas let's go to Christmas and then you know what Christmas ends up
becoming a time of stress for people because they're like oh I gotta get the
best gift I gotta get the best crit Christmas present I gotta make all the
Christmas snacks I gotta make sure I take the family pictures with the magic
pajamas and it's like stressful and it's like I love Christmas don't get me
wrong but I think we need to go back to a season of Thanksgiving and that's
that's the problem with us now I'm not crazy about the Thanksgiving food at all
but I love the time of Thanksgiving of coming together and just like thinking
and thanking like God for the year yeah and we've kind of talked about I'm gonna
go back to the food for for just a second I know we've talked about
Thanksgiving food but which which parts of Thanksgiving food just kind of fry
your donuts of like why does everybody like this the cranberry relish the
stuffing you don't like cranberry sauce the stuffing I'm not a fan of turkey the
giblet gravy yeah I love I like turkey but it's not like if we don't have
turkey I'm not gonna be upset like I'm really what about ham you like ham yeah
I'm like for me I'm like Thanksgiving should be I feel like should we make
this food just for the sake of it maybe but I'm like what if your family decided
like hey we're gonna go to Thanksgiving and we're gonna make our own
Thanksgiving food and like this is gonna be our tradition like I don't think
there'd be anything wrong with that I'm down with that no not at all do whatever
you want to do I mean I I think the idea of having like a pot roast on
Thanksgiving's cool or you know whatever right there's all sorts of cool stuff you
can make on Thanksgiving but yeah I was just digressing for a second but yeah I
that is the hard part is Christmas has become yeah you're right Christmas is
very commercialized very stressful and it becomes a stressor for for a lot of
people I mean it's always kind of a stressful time for retail workers but
it's especially become extra stressful because just like Chris is talking about
you're having to set up earlier and earlier and earlier and not just that
but I was even in the story the other day and people were getting mad it's like
Christmas is right right in the corner why don't you have this stock then it's
like listen it at the time it was October it's like listen I know you're
trying to get the best deals and you're trying to already get things you know
squared away for Christmas but I've also feel like tell me if I'm wrong Christopher
but I feel like it's a thing now to it's not just like bragging like oh I got all
my Christmas shopping done early it's almost like a like I'm gonna shove it
in people's face I've heard that so much of like oh I've already got most of my
Christmas shopping done it's like yes we bro it's August like I mean that's fine
but you know really you know that's cool but I don't know tell me if I'm wrong
on that I don't know man I I think so too I just enjoy like the I love the
tradition part of Christmas like getting to be with family and doing your own
traditions and doing the fun things and I think that's what I like most about
Christmas not necessarily like having to go Christmas shopping and doing all the
Christmas part like I just enjoy like doing traditions and being together but
like I said man it's Thanksgiving bro and it's like Thanksgiving should not just
be a day it should be a season like I I fully believe that yeah absolutely and
you know I'm just saying may your Thanksgiving season be full of the
trash can traditions that we love like watching Jerry Springer on repeat and
you know making your own food and having time with family but we can save that for
our Thanksgiving special are we gonna watch Jerry Springer on Thanksgiving you
bet we are you bet we are I was like especially because we got I'm not gonna
advocate for other streaming services but we have another free streaming service
where you can Jerry Springer so yes yes we we're definitely going to be watching
Jerry Springer all right well cool deal man well I'm ready to go into improv if
you are oh yeah I'm ready to all right man so let's move into our improv
segment and we're gonna do our mystery donut so let me we've kind of haven't
done this one in a bit it's our ABC game we're basically we're going to tell
tale but we have to do it and start it off with each letter of the alphabet as
the next one goes so Chris do you have a scenario or something that we can go off
of I do but you can you can change it if you don't like it I think it's probably
probably because I've been watching a lot of hell's kitchen but on a cooking
show on a cooking show okay all right man you want to start you want me to
start sure sure all right I'm sorry an apple what in the heck am I gonna do with
an apple basting the turkey is very important to make sure that we win this
cooking challenge culinary is genius and I am a culinary genius do you see the
scallops are burning right now can you go take care of that except I'm over here
being sous chef so I got time to do all that frankly I don't really care what
you're doing I need to make sure that those scallops are not burning get out
of my face with that crap I really don't want to hear it how the heck did you even
get on this cooking show you've never cooked in your life I am a culinary
genius I said it already just because you have the gift of gab and you're good at
sucking up doesn't make you a certified chef kill me now am I gonna have to hear
this the whole freaking time listen if you don't get it together you're not
gonna have to hear this the whole freaking time because we're gonna vote you
off Mikey I'm sick and tired of your crap I think you need to go back to your
corner and not even you know go go work on whatever you're working on your pine
nuts or whatever I think you need to get out of my face or what what are you
gonna do please just help me get the scallops up there so that I don't burn
them quit your crap that's all I have to say I'm sick and tired of it just click
your crap really you're sick of my crap well you've been having to deal with
your bird salmon all day and you can't even boil water salmon salmon we're
going back to the salmon are we no no no week that was your fault cuz you're
asking for all 90 things I'm one person here I'm one freaking person tell me
that you're not just letting the salmon burn tell me it differently tell me that
you can cook unless you can prove I'm burning the salmon I'm not burning any
salmon that's on you very barely I say unto you get out of my kitchen what were
you trying to do speaking King James version x-rays or what you are gonna
need if you don't get out of my face because I gotta bust your skull you're
very lucky you're very very lucky that's all I have to say to you Zoinks the
scallops are burning there's a fire so you you always use like the xylophone or
you do zebra and I'm like that's what I was laughing about with the xylophones
I was like yep he took that one out of my book I said x-rays I made it I made
it work I was like I think I've said x-ray if you do but yeah x and z are very
hard like it's there's very limited words and then you have to fit it in real
quick side story so in elementary school I knew this girl and her name was Jamaica
but it was spelled with an X it was spelled like X a Y MCA and like nobody
knew how to say her name but it was like she was like my name's Jamaica and I was
like okay but there's an X here that don't that don't go together but whatever
yeah there's plenty of name stories that we could tell from from our past I will
say this it's on to our positive advice which is our so Chris I think I went
first last week so I'm gonna let you go first this week what what you got for us
yeah so I know this sounds a little repetitive from what we've said before
but there are different seasons in life right like sometimes there are seasons
of really grinding and then there's seasons of like you need to rest and
like just let your work rest because sometimes I just feel like you know what
I got to be grinding all the time but like when you think about planting or
cooking right you got to take a minute to like let those things rest or it's
not gonna be like fully developed right or like your car you know like if you
drive it too hard and too long you got to like let it rest and so it's okay to
let things rest and if you're in a season of where you're not feeling
productive like it's okay to sometimes let the work rest and just say you know
what I've been grinding and grinding and grinding but you know what I'm gonna
let this thing kind of take its course for a season and then I'll get back to
grinding so you don't want to grind so hard that you just like max it out or
burn it out you know yeah I totally get you which is great mine is it's also
really really easy in certain moments too it's kind of on the opposite front of
when you are tired when you are weary of taking shortcuts I'm just gonna advise
not to take shortcuts when you're when you're really tired and it's it's
especially present I'm trying to think of a good example but just like at the
house you know sometimes like I'll put it to oh there was there's a good example
like last week I was real tired so I put took the garbage out right but I
didn't tie it up all the way I guess I just missed it or whatever right and
animals got all into it and there was a garbage all over the place right and if
I would have just taken a little bit of extra time and you were guilty of it
right but it's easy you know it's easy to talk about it with small
things but in big things too it's when you're doing work or even there's been
a few times when I'm editing videos or something like that where you're like man
I could leave that part off and it's like no clean up that little edge you know
what I mean just clean up that little edge it's good to you know it's good for
yourself because at the end of the day you you think about it and be like man I
know I gave it a hundred percent but I got it exactly the way I want it so I
just encourage you to you know not take shortcuts even if it is like man I'm
tired and you probably do deserve to rest sometimes but even sometimes cleaning
up those extra little bits will will help you even more I don't know it helps
me but if you need to rest rest those shortcuts will always come back they'll
always catch up with you because then you have to do twice the work most of the
time it'll come back at one point or another but yeah man it's been a good
show TV trash can calm you've uploaded some new flight videos and helicopter
videos so go check those out right yeah so believe it or not the flight video I
did it's less than a week up and it's our highest-grossing video on YouTube
that's that's great have nerds unite over on our channel apparently so yeah what
do you think about that Chris hey I love it it's not my jam but it is some for
some people and apparently there's a very big community so I'm like you know
what you know got a cater to the fans that's what I said I'm just I'm just
saying if anybody's out there looking to sponsor me traveling and making flight
vids and you can help me quit my job you know yeah hook a brother out but anyways
we're towards that trash can travel hashtag trash can travel now but we
really appreciate you guys yeah go check out the website man it's been real fun
we've been having a good time lately traveling different places and yeah it
was awesome having a podcast in person last week man too that was great yeah
it was great it's always good when we get to do it live but you know takes me
back to our first stage the guest bedroom yeah absolutely absolutely and just like
hey you know wind up across from each other it's I'm not gonna lie to you it
is a lot easier like even tonight you may even notice some nuances in this
episode because you know we had some technical difficulties talking back and
forth it's always fun when that stuff happens have fun
sarcastically but we always make it work so it's always you always kind of think
back like man it'd be nice if you were in person but you know one of these days
again when this thing makes millions we'll be we'll be podcasting from from
poolside or something from the mansion yeah man so well I think it's time to
take this doughnut box out to the trash and I'm like it and this has been