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Trash can presents being at the Cracker Barrel.

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Oh man, I don't know where my wife went. Where did your wife go?

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I don't know, probably somewhere near the center of the candles.

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All I'm saying is, have you ever actually seen anybody buy anything in here?

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Like I've never seen any of the stock move. Like it seems like it's been sitting here for quite a while.

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$40 for a sweater? Who's gonna buy a sweater at the Cracker Barrel?

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Who goes to shop for clothes at the Cracker Barrel?

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Here's my question. Why is it always like four seasons ahead?

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It could be December and they're already like surfin' sand.

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It's summertime and they got summer all over the place.

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And it's not even Christmas yet.

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I feel like it's always Christmas in the Cracker Barrel.

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It is too. Like they have their own little Christmas section

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and then they have like a weird Halloween section with a broom and things like that.

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Oh, you know what I just found?

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I literally just found a crossword or, you know, not a crossword puzzle.

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A jigsaw puzzle of the Last Supper.

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Now, let me ask you a question. Have you looked at the Last Supper?

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Who's this guy?

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I don't know. He's got the knife. I'm a summoning Judas, right?

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No, no, no. This guy's Judas.

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The guy with the money?

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Yes, he's got the money bear.

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I mean, I understand that, but I mean, why does the other guy got the knife?

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I don't know, dude.

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I mean, I guess it could be Simon Peter. He could have ear off.

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But I, you know, I don't know. This Da Vinci. I'm not a big fan of Da Vinci.

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Being at the cracker barrel and shopping.

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Sometimes you go back through and you look at the toys and you go,

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it was better back in my day.

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I'm Chris and I'm Michael.

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And this is the Total Pots Podcast.

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Christopher, we're having a podcast in the same room for the first time

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since like season one at some point.

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Shh.

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There's, they don't know that we record the podcast in two separate locations.

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Oh, did I just break the fourth wall or whatever?

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Just kidding. They know.

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Well, Micah is here visiting.

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It's nice to hear his voice to see him in the same room.

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It brings me back to a simpler time when we first started the podcast

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in your guest bedroom, being across from each other.

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We had to like get all the laughs and giggles and all the jokes out before.

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But now we're professionals.

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We can just go.

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And a lot of the times it's weird.

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A lot of times we had to like, you know, break it up and do several takes.

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Now most of the time we just recorded all in one go.

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It's pretty, pretty nuts how much things have changed.

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But it's 101 Chris episode 101.

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I'm going to go not on a quick tangent real quick.

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I will not go into the particulars,

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but I found out that Micah's wife knew about something that I didn't even know about.

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There was a story.

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Let's just say it involved a box full of mementos that I had no idea were in there.

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And there were some stories behind them that I had never heard.

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So it was a great time.

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You know, to be fair, I didn't even remember about the box.

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That's why ladies and gentlemen, you know, your significant other, your spouse,

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they're going to they're going to rat on you and they're going to know things

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and they're going to remember things that you don't even think that, you know,

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you don't even remember yourself.

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Well, it's been a great time.

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It's been great having them here laughing and joking and it's great to do the podcast live together.

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So yeah, let's jump in.

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All right.

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So first and foremost, thanks to all of our fans out there all around the world.

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But let's go ahead and jump in to our old fashioned donut,

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which is a story from our past.

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Now, Chris, we're going to kind of talk about a little bit of separate experiences,

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but college tours, man, college tours or even pre-college experience,

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looking at college and even being in college.

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Let's talk about that.

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We haven't really talked about our collegiate experience.

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Probably because it's a very short experience.

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Micah and I did not go to like a traditional four year school.

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We didn't do the typical graduate from high school and then go to college,

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live in the dorms.

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And I missed out on the college experience, which I'm there's part of me

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that's sad, but then there's part of me that's like, yeah, I'm kind of glad it worked out this way.

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That's what I think.

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Texas Tech, I think we would have definitely gotten to a lot of trouble.

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But yeah, so I guess I'll start first if that's all right.

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My first experience was actually like I just was talking about going to Texas Tech.

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We talked about a previous podcast on a trip to Lubbock.

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Chris's first trip to Lubbock, first time flying for him and everything.

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We went and toured Texas Tech, which to be honest, I don't even really remember that tour.

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Do you?

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I just remember I tried to hit on the tour guide.

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That's all I remember.

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And that did not go very well.

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No, because I was some little some little yeah, high school or she was like, yeah, right.

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I remember being like, oh yeah, I could definitely see myself going to school here.

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but they were like local community colleges like nothing like as big as Texas Tech,

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with the exception of the University of Georgia.

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But that's because I was at a music camp there and we toured the campus.

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But yeah, I didn't really do like the whole college touring experience.

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I knew that my heart was kind of set on Texas Tech.

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And so I actually toured Texas Tech a couple other times, but we ended up moving to Lubbock.

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And, you know, Chris had graduated before we moved to Lubbock.

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So did my senior year of high school actually toured Tech twice?

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I also toured a school called South Plains College.

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And that was the local junior college here in the area that kind of fed into Texas Tech.

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And they had two locations.

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One is out and I'm saying it's it's like I wouldn't say boony sticks, but it's pretty close.

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Yeah, it's probably like 10, 15 minutes outside of Lubbock.

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Well, no, I'm talking about like their main campus.

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Oh, yeah, their main campus.

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Now it's like 30 minutes away.

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It's 30 minutes away in a really small town.

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It's really interesting.

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Did you ever have any classes?

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Well, we could say the name of the town level land out here.

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Yes, I did.

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I had two classes out there on Monday.

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Let's go back to did you toured South Plains College?

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Um, I didn't tour it, but like I did all my registration and stuff because ladies and gentlemen out of state tuition is expensive.

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So I decided, you know what?

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I'm going to knock out the basics at community college and then I'm going to go and finish my degree.

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So I was like, yeah, I'm going to take the cheap courses at the community college and like I could pay cash for it.

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I'll tell you this much that is the best way to do it.

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It was really, really good.

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Um, so I actually toured South Plains and that was with, um, what did we call him in that episode?

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Uh, Fat Cat.

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Fat Cat.

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So he was in my class and we were going to, they would basically give you passes for the day.

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Uh, if you wanted to go and tour this junior college and it was the location out level and so we took that as an opportunity of 30 minutes outside of town.

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We can basically skip school all day, go over to level and what you didn't know is you had or what we didn't know is we had to like do certain criteria.

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You had to be at this place at this time.

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You had to do this and you had to meet the certain criteria to get the slip.

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So we had to like jump through all these hoops to like actually get the slip.

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But I just remember we sat in the gymnasium.

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What was it called?

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Like the Texan center or something like that.

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And I just remember sitting in there and they were just like, yeah, it's so great to go here.

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And I just remember it was just so long and it's just the whole thing was like, where do I get my slip?

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So that to say that, uh, we can miss school today.

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But it was, I wouldn't say it was a bad campus, like at least a level land campus.

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So there was the one that Chris was talking about that's 10, 15 minutes out of Lubbock.

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That one's the Reese campus.

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And what's interesting about that one, that one's on an old Air Force base, like a closed Air Force base.

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And the buildings and the classrooms are in old Air Force buildings.

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Interesting.

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It was, uh, it was definitely the, uh, better drive, but the better campus was at level land.

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That's where it felt more like college.

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Like I should, I would say Reese, it just felt like, okay, I'm going to classes.

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I don't really have anything in common.

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Most people are just trying to get in their classes, get in, get out.

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Uh, I did enjoy the level land campus because those were my, sorry, those were where my criminal justice courses were.

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I remember the professor had this rule about not wearing a hat inside class.

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That was like his rule.

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And I remember, uh, this kid decided that he was just going to not follow that rule and him and the professor got into it.

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And, uh, the professor was like, no, he was like, you're, this is my class.

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Like you're going to listen to my rule.

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He was like, he was like, you're just a cop.

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He was like, you're just a former cop.

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You amounted to nothing.

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And, uh, and the professor was like, buddy, with the attitude like that, you want to be a lawyer?

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He was like, you ain't got a mouth to nothing either.

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But I guess administration got on to him, uh, because the hat policy, uh, was no longer in effect after that.

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But I remember my senior, uh, not my senior, my final paper, we all had to write a final paper for the class.

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And you know what my final paper was on?

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It was about pimp based prostitution and about the effects of it and how it is a crime that needs to be eradicated.

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And so I wrote, I did like all this research on it about, uh, like pimping and prostitution and how we can make it, uh, non-existent.

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Yeah. Clean up the streets basically.

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That's, that's cool.

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Um, yeah, South Plains was an interesting time.

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And, um, the very first, my, my story went a lot the same.

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I saw that Chris was going to South Plains and, you know, he was also knocking his basics out for less.

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And of course, I'm a year behind, so I come into play and did you have to take a test, like an entry test at the beginning?

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It was like language and then, and then also math.

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What I didn't understand about that and what it was for was, should you be in remedial courses first before taking the actual course?

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What I didn't understand was, like, I understood for you coming from Georgia, right?

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The standards being different also did they need to gauge where you're at?

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For me, I spent the whole year in high school and they still did that.

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You know, and I even took SAT and had decent SAT scores and things like that, but they still for some reason, like, and I remember so like language was fine.

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And then like math, they were like, you barely grazed it, but you're like in the regular class.

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But I remember a lot of people had to take like the remedial classes for,

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Oh, I had to take remedial math because I missed a couple of questions and it was like, but also too, I had taken a year off.

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So I had, I had lost like a year of that math, but like the crazy thing was I was in that class and I was like getting straight hundreds.

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Like, so during this time, this was when I was like trying to get my own apartment.

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So I was working a full time job, going to school full time and working an overnight job.

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And so I was like not sleeping at all.

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And I just remember like, I totally forgot what day the math exam was and I got a zero on the math exam, but I still passed the class because my grades were that high.

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And so like, I would have like maybe 45 minutes, I think between my first class and my second class at the Reese class.

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And there was a person that worked at the boot barn, not boot barn.

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Sorry, that's a different, different company.

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The boot corral, thank you, that worked at the boot corral and she was taking classes there too.

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And so like, there was like this main lobby area and I was just like really tired.

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And she was like, I'll wake you up before your next class.

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And so she like, let me take a nap and she woke me up before my next history class.

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So she would basically do that like every day.

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Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty nuts.

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It was, it was interesting.

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So ended up getting in there, right?

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And a lot like you.

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So I had my classes were split up, like I had some and Reese, some and level and my dumb behind decides I'm going to have an 8am class in level and and expected myself to actually go through with it.

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I'll put it to you this way.

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I remember South Plains had a policy where you can change your courses up to a certain point, right?

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It was like 1520 days after, dude, I dropped that course so fast and rescheduled it for a while.

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I rescheduled it for another time slot.

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Like I think I missed the first two, three.

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My understanding was that like, I felt like you, you hated it.

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Like you were not like about it.

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You did not like enjoying stuff like me.

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Like I was like loving school.

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Like I didn't, I didn't love like not sleeping at all.

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And there was some other stuff personally that was going on.

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So it was a bad time of my personal life.

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To be honest, school is probably the best thing that was going on in your life at that time.

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Right?

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For me, I guess my thing was and you're right, I didn't enjoy it at all.

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I really didn't like it.

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I like the level and campus more than I like the Reese campus.

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Reese campus.

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So for those of you who don't know as well, I also grew up on a military base.

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Reese campus is literally a military base that they've slapped some desks in and it's like, let's call it a freaking school.

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I thought that's a bad thing, but it's very you walk into certain like the administration building was like the PX in the commissary.

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And or like the former PX in commissary.

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And it's the same setup as like a lot of other bases.

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So it's just kind of weird.

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Like it's just kind of weird.

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It's kind of weird vibe to it.

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Don't like tell me.

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Yeah, it was kind of a weird, it was just like, we're just going to show up, do our classes and go and that's how everybody was like at the level in campus.

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People wanted to hang out.

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People wanted to like, you can make friends easier.

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Like there was more social stuff going on.

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But I also think too, like you were making money and you were like working and making a lot of money.

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So you're just kind of like, I'd rather not be in school.

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And that year off, like I wanted to take a year off like you did.

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But I knew like I wanted to hit it hard as well.

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But same time after moving, then going to senior year, I'll be honest, I was just tired of school.

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I was just so tired of school.

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I was so tired of doing all the stuff, especially you turn around in the first part of college is typically basics and not anything that you really want to do.

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So it's, you know, like I said, my first courses were history, which wasn't a bad thing, but it was, I just remember English comp one, which is ton of papers, exactly what it is.

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And then you have, like I had math course, and then I had like one other one that I don't even remember at this time what it was.

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But it was doing that and working.

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Yeah, it was tough, but it was like, I just wasn't interested.

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I just wasn't engaged.

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It was the typical and I'll put it in the comments.

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I was like, I'm not interested in school.

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And I'll put it to this way.

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So it's a, it is a junior college, but something else, tell me this too.

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It was a junior college, sure.

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But did you notice that a lot of the people were kind of behind to a certain extent to our youth?

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Kind of where we were to the point where it was like, okay, they had to really cater to them.

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So you're really learning a lot of things you already knew.

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Yeah, that's how that's literally how it was in my English class, man.

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I was like, I'm good at answering and like doing great.

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I was getting a hundreds, like all my stuff and the teacher was basically like, okay.

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And like, he kind of pulled me a, or she kind of pulled me aside.

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It was like, all right, write this one paper.

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And if you write this one paper for me, you won't have to come to class at all until finals.

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And then you can write one paper and that'll be your final.

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And I was like, I did it and I never had to go back to that class at all until it was time for finals.

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You're way ahead of this class because I went to like a college prep school.

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And so it was kind of nice because I was like, oh, I got an hour freed up and I'm still getting credit.

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Thanks.

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That is really cool.

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I just, I just remember especially that English comp class too.

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I got to English comp one, one semester in English comp two, even moving to English comp two.

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I'm just going to, I know we're running on time here, but they would say, you know, MLA format, do this paper in MLA format.

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If you don't know what that is, thank your lucky stars.

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You haven't had to write a paper like that.

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Okay.

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Or even APA and you know, APA is a little different, but MLA format.

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And I remember they were like, you have to read your peers work and like grade them and you'd be reading it and you go, this ain't an MLA format.

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Like that's like the most basic of the thing that you have to do.

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You can put it in generators and it will literally generate it in that format.

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That's all you have to do and come to find out like you, I went to class and she had to do that.

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And she had to explain it to people of here is what MLA format is.

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Think about that.

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They made it out of high school, out of English comp one and into English comp two and they were still not familiar with.

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It was, it was kind of crazy, but.

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Yeah, man.

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Well, it was, it was definitely very interesting.

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One last thing.

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We can even part two.

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Yeah.

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One last thing.

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This was the time period where Fat Cat like to stir up a lot of stuff between, he was basically playing a BM bike against each other.

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Cause we would carpool on the way to college.

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Like, yeah, I heard Micah did this, this and this and I can't believe he's with this person and I get it.

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And he would just try to like get me all riled up.

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And then it turns out that he was doing the same thing of like, it was like, oh yeah, Chris said this when we were driving at school.

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Yeah.

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He was a pot stirrer, man.

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As fun as he was around.

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Yeah.

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He, he caused some problems, cause some problems.

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All right.

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Well, are you ready to move on?

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Let's do it.

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All right, man.

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It's time for our next segment, which is the jelly donut or the jail report.

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Who do you say private pile?

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Sir, jelly donut, sir.

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A jelly donut.

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What's going on, Chris?

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All right, man.

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Well, we got some Florida man stories.

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You always love those.

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All right.

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This guy got so drunk that he was taken to the hospital and apparently he was reported to be suicidal.

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And this guy was waiting for two hours to see a doctor and then he got frustrated and decided to steal an ambulance to get home.

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The police told the TV station it was one of the strangest thing that he's heard of since joining the agency says that the guy parked the ambulance in his neighbor's driveway to get back at them because he thought they had first reported them to the police.

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So the guy literally steals an ambulance to get home because he was tired of waiting in the emergency room.

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And so I guess he tried to park it in the neighbor's parking spot or like in their driveway, try to frame him, I guess, to be like, oh, he stole the ambulance and try to get back because they made the call in the first place.

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But how did he steal the ambulance?

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Did somebody leave the keys in there?

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Did he hot wire it?

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It doesn't say.

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Here's what I'm about to say, too.

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First responders be doing that all the time.

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I'm not trying to talk mess, but like a lot of the time these people are looking for crime of opportunity.

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And I'll just say this, I've seen plenty of police cruisers, fire trucks, ambulances sitting wide open or keys in them or even running.

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And it's like, okay, if he really wanted to, I can hop in there and ride off.

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But yeah, so there's no tellings, dude.

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There's no tellings.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

348
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Well, cool though.

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All right.

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This next one.

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Florida man climbed on top of a playground and he yelled a vulgar explanation of where babies come from as children playing nearby.

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Oh, he James Winston it.

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No, yeah.

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He, uh, yeah, he climbed on top of the playground and he basically told kids where babies come from.

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Apparently there was an officer that was already at this park.

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So they caught him pretty quickly, but they said they watched 30 year old Otis climb on top of a piece of equipment where children were playing Sunday and started shouting that babies come out of women.

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But he was using very inappropriate language and parents rushed to remove their children from the busy playground.

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Apparently he had been, um, I guess, stirring stuff up between couples in the park and he was just stirring a whole bunch of stuff up.

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But he kind of looked like he wasn't all the way there when I looked at the muck shot.

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He's instigate though.

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My gosh, man.

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He gave those children a little physiology lesson.

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But it's like he climbs onto the slide.

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It's like, hey, you cut this is how babies are made.

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I'm explaining to you.

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Ruin in those people's childhood.

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But I mean, if it makes them feel any better, uh, I was explained to the birds and the bees at Chuck E. Cheese.

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So, uh, story for a different day.

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All right.

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This next one, a man stabbed somebody, but he doesn't have any arms.

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An armless man stabbed somebody and he got arrested for it.

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I got to make the joke.

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Does that make him unarmed?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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An unarmed man.

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Yes, an unarmed man.

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A homeless Florida man with no arms has been arrested for stabbing a tourist with scissors using his feet, police say.

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Yep.

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Um, Mr. Crenshaw, who's a homeless artist from South Beach, Florida was arrested Tuesday and charged with aggravated battery after he allegedly stabbed Mr. Coronado, a visiting tourist from Chicago.

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According to a witness, Mr. Coronado was asking Crenshaw for directions when the man suddenly attacked him, stabbing him in the arm before fleeing on foot.

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Could you just imagine him running away with just his feet?

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Yeah.

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Well, after he just stabbed him with his feet.

385
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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So then they asked Mr. Crenshaw his side of the story and he told officers that he was lying down when a man came up to him and punched him in the head.

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Mr. Crenshaw says he pulled a pair of scissors from his suitcase with his feet and stabbed the man twice to defend himself.

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Punched in the head, huh?

390
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It's crazy.

391
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I mean, that's skillful.

392
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Very skillful.

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Okay.

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All right.

395
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Next one.

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In Palm Beach County, deputies walked up on Mr. Donald, who appeared to be working on his car.

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The deputies were there to arrest him on an open warrant for contempt of court.

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Mr. Howard told them he had to leave according to the report.

399
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He jumped in his car and drove away, making a U-turn.

400
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And when they pulled their guns, the deputies continued to search.

401
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However, though, Mr. Howard made pit stops along the way, burglarizing several homes, both unoccupied and others with owners who told him to leave their property.

402
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The owner of the home said she found three empty Capri Suns and a sweaty shirt scattered between her bedroom and her back porch.

403
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Apparently the guy had to stop and take a Capri Sunbreak in the middle of...

404
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It's tough work, man.

405
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It is, man.

406
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It's tough work.

407
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I don't know what to say.

408
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And it's not just one Capri Sun.

409
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It was three.

410
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It was three, man.

411
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There's not much in those little Capri Suns, though.

412
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There's not.

413
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Those little patches are deceiving.

414
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Yep.

415
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All right.

416
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Last one.

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A man gets arrested for eating pancakes.

418
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Oh.

419
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Yep.

420
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A man's desire to eat pancakes in the middle of the road got him in trouble with...

421
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In the middle of the road?

422
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Oh, that took a dimension.

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The Lakeland police received a call that a man was sitting in the middle of a crosswalk eating pancakes on a small TV table.

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He was disrupting the flow of traffic by causing an obstruction.

425
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Police came to the area, yet the man had left prior to their arrival.

426
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A video of the incident was posted on Facebook and the police were able to track down Mr. Thomas as the flap-jack eating man.

427
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Mr. Thomas admitted he ate the pancakes in the mother road as a prank, but he was charged with obstruction in the roadway

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disrupting the free flow of traffic.

429
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That's probably a misdemeanor and a ticket, I would imagine.

430
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I don't think that's... Do you think that's jail time?

431
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I don't think so.

432
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It depends on if he has any prayers, but it sounds like he did it.

433
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Yeah, it sounded like it's like a TikTok or something.

434
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Crap.

435
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Yep, but he just decided he wanted to eat pancakes in the middle of the road, in the middle of the crosswalk.

436
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My thing is, how I feel they shouldn't be ticketed, jailed, whatever.

437
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It's like, if you want to risk your life like that, I mean...

438
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There's more serious crimes that need to be prosecuted.

439
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I think they should just let that one go with a warning.

440
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That's a lot of manpower, right? To be trying to track it down.

441
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Even if it's one dude, you got one dude, and there's all sorts of other crimes out there that could be investigating.

442
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Yep, but anyways.

443
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Alright, Manuel, are you ready to move into the dump hole?

444
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Still, are we doing a quiz?

445
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Yes, you know how much we love our quizzes.

446
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It's always fun.

447
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This one is on fast food trivia.

448
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Is this going to show my true American side and I just know my fast food?

449
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Yeah, it's like more history of fast food though.

450
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What is your favorite fast food place? Is it Water Burger?

451
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Probably. Probably. Probably my least favorite, and I used to actually be okay with it.

452
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,500
It's probably like Panda Express. They've just burned me a lot, but anyways.

453
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,500
Yeah.

454
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,500
How about you? What's your favorite fast food?

455
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,500
Chick-fil-A, if you could consider them fast food, they're probably my favorite.

456
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,500
Jesus chicken, huh?

457
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,500
That's a lot of people's favorite. That's a lot of people's favorite.

458
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,500
Alright, question number one.

459
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:59,500
Which fast food restaurant was the first to have a drive-thru?

460
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:04,500
A, McDonald's, B, Burger King, C, Wendy's, or D, Hardee's?

461
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,500
I feel like... I do feel like it's McDonald's.

462
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,500
It's actually Wendy's.

463
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:13,500
Wendy's was. Oh, okay. I did not know that.

464
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:17,500
I guess old Dave decided he wanted people to roll up to the window, huh?

465
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,500
Yes, sir. Do you like Wendy's?

466
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,500
You know, they're okay.

467
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:26,500
They've just never been a first choice, and it's not for any particular reason, to be honest.

468
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:31,500
Like, it's not like they're bad, but if you give me a list of like, okay,

469
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:36,500
I want... if you want to go to fast food, Wendy's is just not one that's thought of or one that I pull into.

470
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,500
Would you rank Wendy's above or below Burger King?

471
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,500
Oh, that's hard.

472
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:44,500
Now, if you're talking about Prime Burger King, oh, Wendy's is way back there.

473
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:50,500
But if you're talking about how Burger King is now, they fell off, then yeah, Wendy's probably,

474
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,500
because Burger King has just really fell off.

475
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,500
Yes, it has. All right, number two.

476
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,500
Where was the first Burger King open?

477
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:06,500
A, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, B, Miami, Florida, C, Atlanta, Georgia, or D, Los Angeles, California.

478
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,500
I'm gonna go with LA.

479
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,500
It's actually Miami, Florida.

480
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,500
Actually, I probably shouldn't have thought of LA.

481
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,500
LA people aren't into that sort of thing.

482
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,500
They're into In-N-Out burgers. That's what they're into.

483
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,500
All right, so Miami, huh?

484
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,500
I wouldn't think it would be from such a tropical place.

485
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,500
Other spots, I would just think major city, but yeah.

486
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:24,500
You never know.

487
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:31,500
All right, which country has the most KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken locations per capita?

488
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:36,500
A, Jamaica, B, Switzerland, C, Malaysia, or D, Chile?

489
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:40,500
Oh man, the country I actually thought it was gonna be is not on that list.

490
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:44,500
Yeah, I thought about putting that one in there just to throw you off, but no.

491
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,500
Run through the options again?

492
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,500
Jamaica, Switzerland, Malaysia, or Chile?

493
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500
I'm gonna say Malaysia.

494
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,500
Man, it's Jamaica.

495
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,500
Jamaica has the most KFCs per capita, huh?

496
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500
Yeah, it's wild.

497
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,500
Is it a KFC on every corner or what?

498
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,500
I guess so, man.

499
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,500
I guess they really love their Kentucky Fried Chicken in Jamaica.

500
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,500
All right.

501
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:10,500
Number four, which famous celebrity worked at Dunkin' Donuts?

502
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:15,500
A, Paul Rudd, B, Elton John, C, Shaquille O'Neal, or D, Madonna?

503
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,500
I feel like it was Paul Rudd.

504
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:20,500
He worked at Dunkin' Donuts in Ant-Man, but not in real life.

505
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,500
It's Madonna.

506
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,500
Madonna worked at Dunkin' Donuts?

507
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,500
See, I didn't know that.

508
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,500
I did not know that.

509
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,500
See, we're just learning all sorts of fast food trivia over here.

510
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,500
Yep.

511
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,500
All right, really think about this one.

512
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,500
The restaurant was the first one to offer a kid's meal.

513
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:39,500
A, Burger King, B, McDonald's, C, Wendy's, or D, Water Burger?

514
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:43,500
I mean, I still feel like it's McDonald's, but it might be Burger King on this one.

515
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
Which one are you going with?

516
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,500
I'm gonna go with McDonald's since it's so prevalent.

517
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,500
You should have went with Burger King, dude.

518
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,500
You should have went with Burger King.

519
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:54,500
But see, my thing is, I guess they really just dominated the Tolly Game.

520
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,500
They must have, because I do remember Burger King having kid's meals,

521
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,500
but I just never remember it being as good.

522
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:03,500
Yeah, I guess McDonald's just decided to make it better.

523
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,500
All right, next one.

524
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:11,500
Which fast food restaurant was the first to introduce the concept of takeout?

525
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:16,500
A, Hardee's, B, Water Burger, C, White Castle, or D, Long John Silver's?

526
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,500
Long John Silver's?

527
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,500
No, sir, it's White Castle.

528
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,500
Ah, I should have went with White Castle.

529
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,500
It's always, you gotta go with your gut.

530
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,500
America, go with your gut.

531
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,500
White Castle, that makes sense.

532
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,500
Yep.

533
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,500
You ever been to Captain D's?

534
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,500
Yeah, I've been to Captain D's.

535
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,500
See, a lot of people like Captain D's.

536
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,500
It's okay.

537
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:37,500
Would you like, would you rather go to Captain D's or Long John Silver's?

538
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,500
Probably Captain D's.

539
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,500
Long John Silver's a little rough.

540
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,500
I don't know.

541
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,500
What I mean by rough is, something will always be tasting off about them.

542
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,500
I don't know what it is.

543
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,500
It's fast food fish.

544
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,500
If you go eat fast food fish.

545
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,500
Yeah, Captain D's the same way.

546
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500
All right, number seven.

547
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,500
In what year did McDonald's start selling breakfast?

548
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,500
A, 1952.

549
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,500
B, 1962.

550
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,500
C, 1972.

551
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,500
Or D, 1982.

552
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,500
Go with 72.

553
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,500
Hey, you got your first one right.

554
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,500
It is actually 1972.

555
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:14,500
All right, I really need you to use your head on this one.

556
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,500
Okay.

557
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:20,500
Which state in the U.S. has the most fast food restaurants per capita?

558
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,500
A, Tennessee.

559
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,500
B, Mississippi.

560
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,500
C, Texas or D, Alabama?

561
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,500
Those are all really, really good ones.

562
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,500
So per capita to Mississippi.

563
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,500
No, it's, no, it's Alabama.

564
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,500
They have a lot of restaurants in Alabama when you drive in through that.

565
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,500
I was like, yeah, there's a lot of fast food restaurants.

566
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:45,500
I'm sure Lubbock has like the most fast food restaurants per city.

567
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,500
Pretty sure.

568
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,500
Texas.

569
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,500
And Texas at least.

570
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,500
All right.

571
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:54,500
Which fast food chain was the first to offer online ordering?

572
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:59,500
A, Pizza Hut, P, Chick-fil-A, C, McDonald's or D, Panda Express?

573
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:03,500
I feel like it was Pizza Hut because Pizza Hut was real big on it for a while.

574
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,500
Yep, it is Pizza Hut.

575
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,500
All right, last question.

576
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,500
Which fast food chain started in a broom closet?

577
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:15,500
A, CCs, B, Pizza Hut, C, Papa John's or D, Little Caesars?

578
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,500
Wasn't it Papa John's?

579
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,500
I was about to say you better get that right because you worked for him.

580
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,500
Listen, they put you through a whole indoctrination.

581
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:28,500
It's a whole thing about Papa and the history of the whole thing and how he sold his car,

582
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500
then he bought it back and blah, blah, blah.

583
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,500
If you want to hear the full story, you can go, I'm not a big fan of Papa.

584
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,500
I'm not a big fan of Papa John.

585
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,500
Or Papa Murphy.

586
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,500
Or Papa Murphy.

587
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,500
Listen, Papa Murphy don't even cook it for you.

588
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,500
You got to take that ish home.

589
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:46,500
Well, did they, did they actually say that in like the training video that it started in a broom closet?

590
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,500
Well, they didn't call it a broom closet.

591
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,500
You know what they described it as?

592
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,500
They said it was a pizza shop or not a pizza shop.

593
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:58,500
It was a tire shop or whatever the heck the other business was that his dad owned.

594
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:02,500
And he had this side thing and he was like, can I sling pizzas from this side room?

595
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,500
But they never called it a broom closet.

596
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,500
Oh, well, okay then.

597
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,500
All right.

598
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:10,500
Well, those are our fast food trivia questions, man.

599
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,500
I didn't know too much about fast food.

600
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:16,500
I mean, some of them were kind of tricky, like unless you really, really know like,

601
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,500
So, like unless I'm a fast food expert.

602
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,500
Yeah, I'm not really like a fast food expert, I would say, but.

603
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:29,500
Well, before we get off to subject, what are some fast food places from Georgia maybe that you miss that aren't in Texas?

604
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,500
Or maybe it's like, actually anywhere.

605
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,500
Let's open.

606
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:36,500
Uh, crystals, which is basically like a white castle, checkers.

607
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,500
Oh, we're getting a Bojangles in town, apparently.

608
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,500
Oh, yeah, Bojangles.

609
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,500
There you go.

610
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,500
That's like a breakfast place.

611
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,500
Next time you go to come down, you have to go to Bojangles.

612
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:46,500
Yeah, for sure.

613
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:49,500
There's a place, they have the sweet tea that they sell in shops.

614
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,500
It's called Milo's.

615
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,500
Yeah.

616
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,500
It's basically in Alabama.

617
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:59,500
Like the food is not that great, but the sweet tea is like the best sweet tea ever.

618
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,500
Yeah, crystals, checkers.

619
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,500
Yeah, good stuff.

620
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,500
All right, man.

621
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:08,500
Well, we're going to move into what fries my donuts and what fries your donuts.

622
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:13,500
This is pretty simple, but people not having control of their animals slash pets.

623
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,500
And Chris, how many times, so you have cats.

624
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,500
So you're, you're not really, you know, on this boat.

625
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,500
I've got two dogs, right?

626
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,500
And I'll be honest with you, call me anti social, call me whatever.

627
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,500
When I got two dogs already pulling me certain directions.

628
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:29,500
Yeah.

629
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:35,500
If I'm approaching you like, Hey, and also it's an asking thing.

630
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:45,500
What I hate is people letting the dogs off leash one or two, just letting their dogs do whatever on leash and walk right up to you and make my job harder.

631
00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,500
What I can't stand is people not controlling their animals.

632
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:51,500
Literally dogs be running all over the place.

633
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,500
And I've ever, the worst ones for me, it's not big dogs, Chris.

634
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,500
Big dogs don't bother me for some reason.

635
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,500
It's always a small little yappy ones.

636
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,500
There's this one in my apartment complex.

637
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,500
And yes, I am getting very specific.

638
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,500
But it's a pug and I'm not a fan of pugs.

639
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:12,500
Listen, I want to punt that little mother trucker about 50 yards down the field.

640
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:18,500
But every time, you know, I'm outside, the neighbor lets this pug out, right?

641
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,500
And it's not a nice pug and it nips at your feet.

642
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,500
And you just want to kick the darn thing, but you can't because guess what?

643
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:27,500
That'll have you end up in court.

644
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:35,500
But, you know, at the same time, you know, I don't care if you let your dogs off, if you have a backyard.

645
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:39,500
If your apartment complex says it's okay or if there's a dog park.

646
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,500
But in my case, that's not the case.

647
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:46,500
And on the other thing, typically I'm not a stickler on this.

648
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,500
This is just a side note.

649
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,500
But people cleaning up the dog crap.

650
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:56,500
Like my thing is I'm not typically big of like, oh, you need to pick up that crap like every time, whatever, right?

651
00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:03,500
But the crazy thing to me is I've seen dog dookie in front of and they have these little dispensers, right?

652
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,500
Where you can take the little bags and the trash right there where they like change the trash bags frequently.

653
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,500
And you all you got to do is scoop it up, put it in there.

654
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,500
They don't even ask you to tie it up.

655
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,500
All you got to do is just scoop it up and put it in there and it's fine.

656
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,500
People will still leave dookie right in front of that thing.

657
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,500
And it's just like, that's the disrespect.

658
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,500
That's disrespect right there.

659
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,500
But anyways, I'm just saying people A, don't be taking care of them.

660
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,500
People be letting them dogs off leash.

661
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,500
They be just letting them do whatever.

662
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,500
It's like, bro, you got to get control.

663
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,500
Well, I think it's also like a courtesy thing.

664
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:41,500
And it's like, not everybody wants a dog coming up to them and like jumping on them or like, you know, and like, that's, that's just it.

665
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,500
You can say, oh, you're just a horrible person.

666
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,500
It's like, no, like I just don't want an animal jumping on me.

667
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,500
Like, I don't, I don't know your dog.

668
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500
Your dog doesn't know me.

669
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,500
I don't know what your dog is going to do.

670
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,500
So my first instinct is to protect the people that are with me.

671
00:35:54,500 --> 00:36:00,500
And if you're letting your dog off the leash and it's not your backyard and I'm not in your house, we're in a public space, man.

672
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,500
And it's like, something might set your dog off.

673
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,500
And then if your dog bites me, then I can sue.

674
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,500
And so I think it's like a courtesy issue.

675
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:10,500
Like, and like I said, I love dogs.

676
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:19,500
I don't have a problem with dogs, but I think it's, it's like that mindset or the people are like, oh yeah, like, I'm just going to let my dog do whatever I want.

677
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,500
But there's the same people that when you tell them you have a cat, they're like, ew, gross.

678
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,500
You're a cat person.

679
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,500
And it's like, I don't say that about your dog.

680
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,500
Like that's kind of, that's kind of rude, man.

681
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,500
Like that's just really.

682
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,500
But speaking of cats, you know, I'm, I'm opening this up to all animals.

683
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,500
It's not just dogs that happen to there's this person in my neighborhood.

684
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:40,500
And I'll just say this, there's a lot of stray cats in the apartment complex that we have, right?

685
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:44,500
And so we try to help out, re-home, get, get them out of there, at least bait or neuter, right?

686
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,500
Because you want to stop the problem.

687
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:52,500
Well, there's this one cat that we had been falling around and they had a, a collar on, right?

688
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,500
With a little tag, but we couldn't get close to them.

689
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,500
So finally I get close enough to seeing this person's tag.

690
00:36:56,500 --> 00:37:02,500
And I think I've said this, talked about this on the show at least one other time, but look to this person's tag,

691
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,500
get the phone number off there, call this person.

692
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,500
And they're just like, oh, which one did you find?

693
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,500
And it's like, wait, so there's multiple and they're all roaming.

694
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,500
And yes, that's exactly what the case was.

695
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:18,500
He was mad, like the owner of the cat was mad that I had his cat and you're sitting here going,

696
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:22,500
I'm thinking this cat's got a collar, he's away from home, lost, no, no, no.

697
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:29,500
And not just that, but this cat was a royal jerk to all the rest, the other cats and everything else.

698
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,500
And even he fall on said, he's like, yeah, that's my male cat.

699
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,500
That's the one that keeps getting all of them pregnant.

700
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,500
And he was all happy about it and everything.

701
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:42,500
And you're just like, dude, you're a minister society with that crap because the thing is, and like I said, I like cats.

702
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:48,500
But straight cats become a big problem, especially in an area that we live in, which is a big city area.

703
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:52,500
I'm telling you, they start multiplying, it goes everywhere.

704
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,500
And before you know it, there's cats crawling all over you.

705
00:37:55,500 --> 00:38:01,500
And it's just simple population control like you should have with everything else.

706
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,500
But my thing is, it's just not having control of it, not even caring about it.

707
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,500
It's what Chris said, it's a common courtesy thing.

708
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,500
You know, don't expect issues.

709
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,500
Yeah, don't be coming up near other people's dogs.

710
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:16,500
Plus, you don't know other people's dogs anyways.

711
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,500
They're putting a lot of trust, letting that dog off leash coming up to mind.

712
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,500
Luckily, they're nice.

713
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:25,500
But what happens the day when it's not a nice dog, rips that dog's head off or something, right?

714
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,500
Yep. And then you have to like protect your dog.

715
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,500
And so you end up hurting the other dog and then that person gets pissed.

716
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,500
It's like, nah, you should have had your animal on a leash.

717
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,500
Like I'm sorry.

718
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,500
And then you end up in Judge Judy or civil court somewhere.

719
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,500
And it's like, man, it ain't even worth all that.

720
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,500
I'm just trying to take my dog out.

721
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,500
Like I don't want any of that extra hassle.

722
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,500
So it just aggravates me.

723
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,500
It's just like, man, it's their simple rules.

724
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500
They're really not hard to follow.

725
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:55,500
Also, the other thing too is I've heard the argument, well, my dog just pulls me around.

726
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:59,500
Well, listen, if you have too big of a dog that you can't handle on a leash,

727
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,500
it's too big of a dog for you.

728
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,500
Shouldn't have got that big of a dog.

729
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,500
Simple fact.

730
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:07,500
Anyways, we could move on, but that's that's what fries my donuts, man.

731
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,500
Yep.

732
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,500
Crazy.

733
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,500
Well, we're going to move into our next segment, which is the hip-prob section of the street donut.

734
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,500
So what do you got?

735
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:18,500
Oh, man, we're going to do the coffee shop where we haven't done that in a while.

736
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:22,500
So we literally just going to have a bunch of different characters and we're going to go through it.

737
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,500
So what do you think?

738
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,500
What's, um, we kind of did a location last time.

739
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,500
It's a coffee shop.

740
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,500
But where, where's the coffee shop in?

741
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,500
The coffee shop is the coffee shop.

742
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,500
It's its own place.

743
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,500
It's its own magical place.

744
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,500
It could be wherever it wants to be.

745
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,500
Okay.

746
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,500
It's a magic coffee shop.

747
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,500
It's here right now.

748
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,500
Oh, okay.

749
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,500
Am I right?

750
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,500
Oh, okay.

751
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,500
All right, man.

752
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,500
All right.

753
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,500
So, uh, do you want to get started?

754
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,500
You want me to start it?

755
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,500
You can start it.

756
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:55,500
Been a while since been here.

757
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,500
I seem to like anybody in here now.

758
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,500
Oh, yes.

759
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,500
They are just letting anybody.

760
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:06,500
I'm so happy they let Hans in here because, oh, I come to this country so much coffee.

761
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,500
It's so not expensive.

762
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,500
Oh, it's so affordable.

763
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:10,500
The way I love it.

764
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,500
Last time I was here, I didn't have the German tourists.

765
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,500
No Hans Gutenberg up there.

766
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,500
I don't know what's going on with this place.

767
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,500
Go hell in handbasket.

768
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:20,500
No, no, the only thing that's going in handbasket is your liver.

769
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,500
Your cholesterol is through the root.

770
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,500
Nancy said that you need to slow down on the imponitis.

771
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500
Because guess what?

772
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,500
Your cholesterol is through the root.

773
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,500
Need to be put it up.

774
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,500
Cheerio.

775
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:39,500
I heard down the road that they had a pot shot and somebody shot up the stop sign up the street.

776
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,500
Pot shot?

777
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,500
What you talking about a pot shot?

778
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,500
Man, I tell you, it's like that all the time around here.

779
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,500
You know why it is, right?

780
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:53,500
The liberal media is trying to make it scarier with all this artificial intelligence, all this AI stuff.

781
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,500
They're trying to scare everybody.

782
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500
That's why everybody's going crazy.

783
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,500
You know what I think?

784
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:04,500
The biggest problem is they don't make stomas like they used to.

785
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,500
I remember my mom had a stoma and you could still smoke a cigar to that thing.

786
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,500
Now they have this little plastic bit.

787
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,500
It makes it incredibly hot.

788
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,500
Now I have to roll my own cigarettes.

789
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,500
Yo George, why are you always talking about stomas?

790
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,500
Why are you meeting here?

791
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,500
Why do you have to talk about your stoma over here?

792
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,500
I'm trying to over here finish my Danish.

793
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,500
My macadamia nut cookies over here.

794
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,500
It's grossing me out.

795
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,500
Can you stop, please?

796
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,500
It's a part of my life.

797
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,500
It's a part of...

798
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:46,500
George, it's just absolutely disrespectful whenever you are coming in here and you are talking about your stoma.

799
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,500
I mean, good God, man.

800
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:53,500
I am trying to make sure that I have an appetite. I haven't eaten in five days.

801
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,500
I didn't notice the cancer rates ramping around here.

802
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,500
I don't know why.

803
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:01,500
I mean, we got a guy sitting over here with stoma.

804
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,500
Then we got another guy over here with a little buzzer thing.

805
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,500
I don't know what the X going on with all this.

806
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:08,500
I tell you what, you know what's really good about this place?

807
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,500
Chicken fried steak.

808
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,500
I like chicken fried steak here.

809
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:14,500
You know, it's the only coffee shop you get chicken fried steak at.

810
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:24,500
It says on average that 5 million chicken fried steaks are consumed every year by 400,000 Americans.

811
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,500
Does that math add up?

812
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,500
Probably not because I made that up.

813
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,500
Oh, that's great. I really appreciate it.

814
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,500
I'll tell you this much.

815
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,500
Last time I was down at the bar, I had a...

816
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,500
Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about.

817
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:42,500
Who am I to trick you? Harold, I didn't know you liked to wipe over here for breakfast.

818
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,500
Oh, that's great. You're a great character.

819
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500
Hey, Shrek, listen here, buddy.

820
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,500
We don't want no newcomers.

821
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,500
It's always been the 5 of us.

822
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:54,500
Always. Sometimes 6. Sometimes 7.

823
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,500
But guess what? Samus is number 8.

824
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,500
Plection. We don't need no more.

825
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,500
8. That's the devil's number. That's the number 8.

826
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,500
It's 6 because guess who's here?

827
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,500
Hey!

828
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,500
Oh, no. I'm getting out of here.

829
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,500
Why is that guy Danny Evans playing?

830
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,500
There's that dude from TV. I hate that guy.

831
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,500
I'm out of here with all...

832
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,500
Listen, why does he keep showing up?

833
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:18,500
Hey, you ain't the 6th. You ain't the 7th. Get the heck out of here.

834
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,500
I'm sick and tired of it.

835
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,500
Hey, hey, hey. That's it.

836
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,500
First George with this stoma, now Danny Evans is here.

837
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,500
I've completely lost my appetite. I'm going home to Borea.

838
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,500
I heard she was baking some fresh stromboli.

839
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,500
Oh, no, ZD. No.

840
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:34,500
Alright, man. Well, that was our improv segment.

841
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,500
A couple new characters came out.

842
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,500
I liked your Scottish accent. It came out very nicely.

843
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:43,500
I've been working on it. I've been trying to look in the mirror and I'll be honest with you.

844
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,500
I have to stick to really short phrases because if I go too long,

845
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:51,500
you know when you're really trying to build an accent and you can only do it in really short spurts?

846
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:55,500
For some reason, I can only start with, oh, it's great. And then go from there.

847
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,500
So we're kind of working on that.

848
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:01,500
That's kind of what the Italian hours go like, hey, whoa, hey, oh, hey.

849
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,500
Or like Australian, I don't know.

850
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,500
There's a certain way you start it off with and you get it going.

851
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:11,500
But did you like, I'm calling him Bubba Jet.

852
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:15,500
Did you like Bubba Jet with the buzzer? He's a new character. I decided.

853
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:19,500
Well, you first did it. I didn't even know why it was really hard not to crack up

854
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:23,500
because have you ever known somebody like that in person or seen somebody in person

855
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,500
with one of those little buzzers on the throat?

856
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,500
Yeah. We're not making fun of those people.

857
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,500
It's really unique whenever they be talking. I'm telling you.

858
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:37,500
Yep, exactly. Well, we're going to move into our E-Claire, which is our positive advice.

859
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,500
My cop got to let you go first.

860
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:44,500
All right, man. Well, since we're here and spending time with Chris

861
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,500
and, you know, I'm here with my wonderful wife and everything,

862
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:51,500
you know, my positive advice is don't forget to spend time with friends,

863
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,500
take time, even if that means travel.

864
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:58,500
And don't be afraid to, you know, spend that money and have a good time

865
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:02,500
because you can get one way or the other.

866
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,500
We always talk about the balance, right?

867
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:07,500
You can get one way where it's like, OK, I'm really trying to hunker down.

868
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,500
And, you know, there's sometimes where you really need to save,

869
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,500
scrimp to what you need to do, right?

870
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,500
And then there's sometimes where it's like, man, we got a little bit of disposable income.

871
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:18,500
We'll save some. We'll do some fun stuff.

872
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,500
All I'm saying is if you got it, go have a little bit of fun with it.

873
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:25,500
Go see some friends. Go have a good time and let loose a little bit

874
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:28,500
because that's always, it's always a little healing, man.

875
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:34,500
It's always pretty good to get out of town one and also be able to, you know, go have a good time.

876
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:38,500
Yeah. Always to also reflect on things.

877
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:42,500
Mike and I were just talking about this this afternoon, but we were talking about, like,

878
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,500
can you imagine us, like, think about us 10 years ago and, like, where we were at,

879
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:51,500
like, in our situations and, like, where we were at 10 years ago is significantly different

880
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,500
from where we are now, like, in a good way.

881
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:57,500
And so sometimes, you know, I know probably Mike could kind of test this, like,

882
00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:02,500
you get caught up in your problems and you're like, man, like, I'm not doing as good as I should be.

883
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,500
But then you think back, like, oh, yeah, but at least I'm not where I used to be.

884
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,500
So as long as you're like, sometimes you got to reflect, right?

885
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,500
Put your, put your life in perspective and, like, we were talking about, like, yeah,

886
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:16,500
I remember I was worried about this and this and this and it's like 10 years from now.

887
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,500
Like, it's not even going to make a difference.

888
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,500
And so just remember that, like, when you're having a rough time,

889
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:25,500
just remember where you came from as long as you're, like, moving forward.

890
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:29,500
Now, if you're stuck in the same place or you're moving backwards, that's a different story,

891
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:34,500
but you always need to reflect and be like, the person I was now or the person I was 10 years ago

892
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,500
and the person that I am now is, like, two totally different people.

893
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,500
So that's a good thing.

894
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,500
Yeah, absolutely.

895
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:43,500
Well, I'll tell you what, man, TVTrashCan.com, TVTrashCan.com.

896
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,500
I can't believe we're wrapping up this episode already.

897
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,500
It goes so much faster in person.

898
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,500
It was really hard to keep everything in time constraints.

899
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:54,500
But anyways, TVTrashCan.com, we got new videos, new stuff coming out.

900
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,500
We working on some good stuff.

901
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,500
Didn't you just post a helicopter flight video?

902
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,500
Yes, I did.

903
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,500
Yes, I did.

904
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,500
The yellow machine flying around San Marcos, Texas.

905
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,500
This was pretty fun.

906
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,500
I had that a few months ago.

907
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,500
And yeah, it was when it was a lot hotter outside.

908
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,500
I'll tell you this much.

909
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,500
It was really hot in that helicopter.

910
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,500
I'll tell you that much.

911
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:21,500
It was a fun trip, so you get to take a look at that TVTrashCan.com.

912
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:24,500
Go check us out on YouTube, all the socials, all that good jazz.

913
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:28,500
Really stoked for however you're listening, wherever you're listening from.

914
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,500
It's dope.

915
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,500
Can't believe something else too, man.

916
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:37,500
It was interesting looking through the website and, you know, all the podcasts are listed all the way down.

917
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:42,500
After we had 100, it was interesting looking through that whole entire list and seeing how long that list is.

918
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,500
It's like, dang.

919
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:50,500
Pretty long, and also too, we're creeping up on the month of November, so our next episode will be dropped in the month of November,

920
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,500
which means we're getting closer to our Thanksgiving episode,

921
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:58,500
which also means we're getting close to the end of season two and the beginning of season three.

922
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,500
So I'm excited for year three.

923
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:08,500
And we'll talk more about this, like, on our two-year anniversary, but it's been a good second year, I'd say.

924
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:11,500
Expect some changes, but expect some things to stay the same.

925
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,500
We'll just leave it there.

926
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,500
That way you can build up some anticipation.

927
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,500
But yeah, man, got anything else for us?

928
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,500
Nope.

929
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,500
I think it's time to take this Donut Box to the trash.

930
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,500
All right, man.

931
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,500
Well, I'm Micah.

932
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,500
And I'm Chris.

933
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:51,500
And this has been the Donut Box Podcast.

934
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,500
Thank you.