1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,560 Introducing the iPhone 95 coming out in two days, two days. 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,360 Sir, it's time for you to upgrade. 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,160 I literally just got the iPhone 15. 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,800 Like, I've been waiting like two months just to get it in and I finally got it in. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,240 Are you telling me there's a new iPhone? 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,920 Oh, sir, sir, sir, sir. 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:24,920 The iPhone 15 has been obsolete for at least, at least six and a half months now. 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,960 At least six and a half. 10 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,960 But didn't it just come out seven months ago? 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:33,840 Indeed it did, but you know, if nobody has told you, the shelf life of cell phones nowadays 12 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,000 are looking like anywhere between half a month to a month. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,520 So I would plan to upgrade every, you know, monthly period. 14 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,440 So we just skipped from 15 to 95? 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,280 Like I thought the camera on this 15 was supposed to be like Hollywood level. 16 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,560 Like what's the difference with this new iPhone? 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,080 Okay, this is just between you and me, sir. 18 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:59,360 But pretty much the only difference is the number has gone up on the device's model number. 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,720 I mean, they kind of did well with the camera. 20 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,760 They put a little film on it. 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:09,960 But yeah, it's the brand new operating system. 22 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,880 Yeah, that's what it is. 23 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:12,880 Well, how much is it? 24 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,440 That'll be $14,299. 25 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,120 And oh, by the way, if you don't buy it and then you buy it Android, we're going to shame 26 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,920 you tremendously for it. 27 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,600 Well, I guess I'm going to have to take out a second mortgage on my house and sell my 28 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,600 kid off. 29 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,240 But I guess it's worth it if I can have the iPhone 95 because that's what everybody else 30 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,240 is doing. 31 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,200 We have our mortgage refinances standing by. 32 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,960 Go ahead and go to booth number three and we'll get the process started. 33 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Hi, I'm Chris. 34 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,960 And I'm Michael. 35 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,960 And this is the DonutBox podcast. 36 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:56,080 Apple stores are creepy. 37 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,080 I don't know about you. 38 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Have you been in them? 39 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,480 They're a little weird. 40 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,680 It's interesting you say that they're kind of culty. 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,920 I feel like you're like in this weird like Twilight Zone, like all white. 42 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,520 Like it's, I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I feel like it's a little culty. 43 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,520 Everybody dresses all the same. 44 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,480 It's supposed to have that, you know, kind of futuristic look to it. 45 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Yeah. 46 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,400 Anyways, anyways, but welcome to the show. 47 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,960 It's the DonutBox podcast. 48 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,600 It's Monday boarding and we really appreciate you for joining us. 49 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,240 And yeah, Chris 99. 50 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,480 We're almost there, man. 51 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,200 One more episode will be at 100. 52 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,200 That's next week. 53 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,400 And I want to go ahead and send a shout out to all those that are dealing with the war 54 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,920 and Israel and all that stuff. 55 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:42,380 And I want to pay a reaction over everybody we sent our thoughts and prayers to our Israeli 56 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,380 friends. 57 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,380 But yeah, it's 99. 58 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,380 Next week is 100. 59 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,560 We want to thank all of our listeners. 60 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:52,480 I think our highest listener is in a place called Council Bluffs, Iowa, very small town, 61 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,120 Council Bluffs, Iowa. 62 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,920 You know, I'm going to just kind of sidetrack for a second. 63 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,260 Those of you in Council Bluffs, Iowa, let me know who you are because, eventually, I 64 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:05,160 want to come see an Iowa, Iowa state game whenever you're old, you know, one of these 65 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,500 years and see how that is because it seems pretty cool. So, you know, maybe we can link 66 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:14,500 up all while we're out there. But where else we got people listening from? 67 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:21,000 Nebraska, Georgia, Florida, Pennsylvania, Washington, California, South Carolina, of 68 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,220 course, our home state of Texas, Canada, where else internationally? 69 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:32,860 Worldwide. We can't leave out Belgium because Belgium has been fantastic. Frankfurt, Germany, 70 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:38,640 and we talk about a few of the European countries out in Saudi. Then we go down over to Australia, 71 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:43,360 up into Singapore. Man, we all around. I mean, the continent of Africa has been blowing up 72 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:50,600 for us. It's been fantastic. We really appreciate all the support. And, man, we can't wait to 73 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:55,800 get started. This one's going to be a good one. I mean, 99 is going to be great. 100 74 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,800 is going to be fantastic. We got some good stuff in the store for you guys. You ready 75 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,840 to get started on that? Let's do it, man. 76 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,040 All right, man. So let's move into our first segment, which is our old fashioned undone 77 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,120 or a story from our past. So, Chris, we've done it before. We're doing it again. It's 78 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:16,040 episode 99 and it is Boot Corral Part 7. We got some more people we got to highlight because 79 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,680 let me tell you something. We've got some characters that we knew. 80 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:25,080 The boot corral bag is like Mary Pop's Poppins bag. You can just keep pulling stories and 81 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,120 stories and stories out of it. Yeah, because we actually talked before and was like, you 82 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,280 know, I think there's a few more people. And once you get started talking, then you figure 83 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,040 out about five, six more people you could talk about. You go, okay, well, we got a few 84 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:42,480 segments out of this. So to start this one off, let's talk about a couple, Christopher. 85 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,560 Let's talk about a couple. We haven't talked about any boot corral couples, have we? Like 86 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:53,120 any exclusive ones. No. And the thing about boot corral, as is in most retail places, 87 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:59,680 fast food places, any of those type places, there's always workplace romances, always, 88 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,440 always, always. But there was a couple that I guess they had been there. They had been 89 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:10,040 together for a while when we first started. Yeah, I would call. So the main, the guy of 90 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:17,680 the relationship was a dusty fella is what I'd call him, kind of a short guy. And he 91 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:23,000 was addicted to a little nose candy. I'll tell you that much. And crack cocaine for 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,320 the people listening at home. Anyways, he was he was quite the character all the time, 93 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:32,320 always showing signs, but he was slinging boots left and right. The lady, she actually 94 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:38,720 was interesting because she was like, going to the university there in town and getting 95 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,320 like a really high degree, she was going for her doctorate, I believe at the time, which 96 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:48,200 was kind of weird, or she could have just been saying that I'm not really sure. But 97 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:53,800 she had had like all these, it seemed real because her previous job was like in that 98 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:59,120 role. And it seemed like kind of just a college job. But at the same time, it was it was kind 99 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,240 of a weird situation to elaborate on that a little bit, Christopher. How are these people? 100 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:10,320 They were very, they were like the potsters of boot corral. There was a lot of drama associated 101 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:15,160 with them. And what was it was worse than high school? Yes. What was interesting is they 102 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:21,600 both worked together as sales people on the sales floor. And I don't know how that affected 103 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,480 their relationship because working on the sales floor at boot crowds, very cutthroat. 104 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:31,560 It's like being in a bunch of in a shark tank, basically, because people are always trying 105 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:36,840 to steal your sales. And as a reminder, it's all commissioned. So you don't sell, you 106 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:42,240 don't make money. So it's a pretty competitive environment. I just remember a lot of people 107 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:50,040 did not like her. I don't know what we're going to call her. We'll call her Lizzie McGuire. 108 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:54,080 That's what we'll call her Lizzie McGuire. Not a lot of people liked her because she 109 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:59,200 always started drama. And I think she kind of put her nose where it didn't belong. And 110 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,240 there were the crazy thing about working in the back room. And Micah can attest to this 111 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,440 is that's where everybody would go to spill the drama and spill the tea. I guess we were 112 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:14,160 there like safe space, but everybody was always coming back there talking crap about Lizzie 113 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,160 and Dusty. 114 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:20,720 So yeah, we found out about all this stuff that went on. I remember one particular occasion, 115 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,720 you know, I don't know, it's bad to talk about people's addictions. And I'm, you know, if 116 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:31,960 you're out there and you got some addictions, go go get some help. And, you know, it's not 117 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:38,280 worth it. But it's not funny. But the funny part about the whole thing was you would 118 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:45,400 watch primarily Dusty's up and downs when it comes to, you know, what he was doing. 119 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:50,040 And I remember one particular time how it worked was, I don't know why it was like this 120 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:54,880 at Boot Corral, but when we all worked in the back like Chris was talking about, it 121 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,840 was prepping all the stuff to go out and go on the shelves, you know, shirts will come 122 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,600 in with clips all over and we got to take the clips off sometimes needles to take all 123 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,560 the needles off of them, all sorts of stuff, put the tags on all that stuff, right, do 124 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:12,320 that same with boots and jeans. And so what ends up happening for whatever reason, a lot 125 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,520 of stores, if you do that in the back, you would then, you know, once you're done with 126 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:21,360 that process, those same people would take it out and then put it on the shelves themselves. 127 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:26,040 For whatever reason, they would make the commission salesman do that, right, they would, we would 128 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:31,840 push out the new stock of stuff, the salesman would have to come and distribute it to the 129 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:38,440 shelves accordingly. I really don't know why that was, but hey, there it is. Also, the 130 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:44,720 summertime was a really slow time period. Nobody's really buying anything. Most people 131 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,160 just come in there to look that sort of thing and it's just very, very slow compared to 132 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,440 the holiday season, things like that. Chris, do you remember the day we rolled out the 133 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:56,960 cart? He got very mad. He was very mad. He came back there, yelled at us, and he used 134 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,880 some non-family friendly words and was like, I don't know why you guys are pushing out 135 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:06,000 this blankety-blank cart. What are y'all doing? Y'all are full of blankety-blank. 136 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:13,680 Yeah. And then he like tried to, so this rack that we pushed out, it was kind of a rudimentary, 137 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:17,320 they put it together with pipe, right? So it's just kind of all these pipes together 138 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:22,680 with wheel fittings at the bottom. It's kind of rickety, it's kind of weird. But I just 139 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:27,280 remember he tried to like grab it and slip it, but he like failed to do so. So it was 140 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:33,480 just incredibly funny, but you never want to laugh at somebody who's raging like that. 141 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:38,680 But yeah, it was just crazy. He would kind of get into these things. But yeah, you would 142 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:44,760 hear all about their spats and stuff like that. And both of them, the thing that I remember 143 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:50,200 the most was they were both like hotheads. I remember that completely. And so they would 144 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,160 come back there and start talking about it. And it'd be over like the smallest stuff. 145 00:09:54,160 --> 00:10:02,280 I don't know, man. It was pretty volatile. Them two people were, they definitely were 146 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,680 not meant for each other. And they definitely brought out the worst in each other. 147 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:09,800 Yeah. Anytime they'd come back there or anytime anybody come back there, we'd be like, man, 148 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,200 that's crazy, bro. 149 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,080 Oh, I do remember one time, and this is a big thing. So I remember Dusty got really 150 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:22,240 mad at Lizzie McGuire. What ends up happening? He had, you have a section that you have to 151 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:27,960 clean up, right? Or keep straight and things like that. And I mean, this manager that we 152 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:32,680 had that we've talked about before, he expected things to be immaculate. Like I'm talking, 153 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,640 there was an order that the boots went. It was like they all had to be what was called 154 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,680 boarded, which means you literally had to take a two by four and make sure all the toes 155 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,640 were lined up completely. There was a specific way that it had to go. And I remember she 156 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:51,680 got so mad Lizzie did and tore his entire like I'm talking like pulled them all down 157 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,960 and made him like redo it. And it was the back wall too. And the back wall was like 158 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,240 really, really tall. She got a ladder and like pulled it down. And it was before it 159 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,560 was like right before his shift. And I just remember like he was real mad. And the only 160 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,760 rule that the manager had was like, if you're gonna argue, argue in the back. And I just 161 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,120 remember they came back there and they were like yelling and screaming like, you don't 162 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:17,560 have to do that kind of crap. And I'm paraphrasing because it's a family show. But yeah, it was 163 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:23,280 very interesting times with them very interesting times. Do you want to introduce the next set 164 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,960 of characters or character? So we're going to start with a character, but it's going 165 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:33,520 to link in to the second character and we'll explain. So there was the first one. What 166 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:40,400 did we got to call her? Dolly? We call her Dolly. Yeah, sure. So pretty much this gal 167 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,760 for all of our Southern folks, she had what was called the Jezebel spirit. She was an 168 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:50,600 attention seeking person. She definitely was an attention seeking person. We'll go with 169 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:58,200 that. But she was kind of she also had a few screws loose as well as a lot of our characters 170 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:05,240 did. That's Dolly, right? The next character, what do we want to call him? I've got many 171 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:10,960 names, but none of them are family friendly. We'll call him Jimmy. Jimmy. Okay. Jimmy, 172 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:16,920 you want to talk about he was a he just wasn't the smartest guy out there. He was pretty 173 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:24,520 he was a he was a good old boy, good old boy, ranch hand, but dumb, dumb as rocks. What 174 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:29,560 a dip in his mouth. You know, the word not saying if you do dip, but it's just like 175 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:36,880 he was just that typical guy. Anyways, so old Jimmy was he wasn't married, right? Like 176 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:42,960 they were just I think that was just his girlfriend or fiance. So had a kid and pretty much what 177 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:50,200 happened was do you remember like exactly what happened? Yes. So from what I remember 178 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:55,560 their son was eating and I remember he was choking on some french fries. I remember that's 179 00:12:55,560 --> 00:13:00,440 what happened. He choked on I think a french fry or something. And I think they were like 180 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,440 trying to get him like they tried the Heimlich maneuver or whatever and he was like turning 181 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:10,120 blue and like he was he was like choking to death. And so they were like trying to rush 182 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:16,800 him to the hospital because like they didn't know what to do. And apparently wasn't Dolly 183 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:22,480 the one that was babysitting or like looking after? Yes, Dolly was the one that was babysitting. 184 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:29,680 And I remember like while they were trying to take Jimmy's son to the hospital, Dolly 185 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:34,120 kept like blowing up their phone like she kept calling it and calling it and calling 186 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:40,080 it calling it. And like she was just like going crazy and blowing up their phone. I 187 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:45,280 mean they're trying to like rush their son to the hospital and and she's blowing up their 188 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,600 phone like they're not going to pick up and she was getting mad because they wouldn't 189 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,400 pick up. Yeah, she she got like so mad. And if I'm not mistaken, like she if I remember 190 00:13:54,400 --> 00:14:00,160 she came back to bootcrow like that same day and was just like hysterical. But it wasn't 191 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:06,040 really the weird part about it was now that I recall. You know, sometimes when you when 192 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,600 you think about things now that you're an older and as an adult, it's like, you know 193 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:13,200 what, that's kind of weird that that's what it was. But I remember her not exactly being 194 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:19,920 like, Oh my God, like this child is deceased. But it was more like, Oh my God, they're going 195 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:24,800 to blame me. Yep. Yeah, that's what it was. I remember that was the whole thing was like 196 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,960 she was like, Oh my God, they're going to blame me. And they're going to think that 197 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:32,800 it was me. And it's my fault. And it's not it's not my fault. And she was just like 198 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,680 trying to convince everybody. It's just like, dude, it's okay. Like it's it was a bad accident. 199 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:44,600 But like it wasn't any sort of remorse of like, Oh my God, the child died. Like, it was like 200 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,920 a feel sorry for me feel bad for me. They're think they're going to think that I killed 201 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:55,400 Wyatt. And like, it was like she came up to the store just being hysterical and like 202 00:14:55,400 --> 00:15:00,040 purposefully caused a scene just so she could get attention from people. And I guess get 203 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:06,120 people to feel sorry for her. But like you said, it was more of like, Oh my gosh, I can't 204 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:10,720 believe like I hope Wyatt's okay. Like I really hope which is was the kid's name. And it's 205 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:16,720 like I really hope he's okay. I'm worried. It was more like, I don't want to be the bad 206 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:21,480 guy or I'm the victim here pretty much, which was which was really, really nuts, which then 207 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:28,960 gets over into the other interesting things that happened with her. There was an occasion 208 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,720 where she had friends up there, of course, and one of her friends who was off of work 209 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:39,160 came up there and says, Yeah, does anybody know of a guy who can install a door and a 210 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:47,200 lock? And of course, naturally, we're like, Okay, why? And it was because Dolly, which 211 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:55,320 she had this boyfriend, right? And he was some Air Force ROTC little square dirty kid, 212 00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:00,240 which was kind of interesting because they just really didn't match up. But she was like 213 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,440 really controlling to so I can imagine that it was just like, Oh, she was just going to 214 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:11,280 control his by anyways. So they end up kind of on again off again. And she apparently 215 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:17,280 went nuts. And he wouldn't let her into her house. And so she kicked down the door. And 216 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,440 apparently she like I'm talking full on kick down the door to where they had to replace 217 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,720 the door and the lock. And what they were freaked out about was, apparently, this guy's 218 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:33,000 parents were out of town, and was going to come back into town. And so they were winging 219 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,280 out because they're like, We need this door in this lock, because apparently, you know, 220 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:44,160 naturally, the parents did not like her at all. I wonder why, right? And I just remember 221 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,120 the whole thing is like, they're going to press charges. They're going to press charges 222 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,360 like, Well, you should have been not kicked down the dang door. 223 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:55,560 Yeah, she was literally she number one, she was crazy. And number two, she thought like 224 00:16:55,560 --> 00:17:01,160 everybody in the world wanted her. And we were just like, Like, she wasn't like, she 225 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:06,960 wasn't like, ugly, she wasn't like, like, ugly. But she was, you're just like, bro, you're 226 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:13,120 crazy. Like, like, not at all, dude. Yeah, she was wild. But she thought she thought 227 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,840 like every boy wanted to go out with her, which was not the case. 228 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:21,880 What I thought was really nasty, too, was she was like super, super into the general manager 229 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:28,360 that was like 15 years older than her and married. And she was always like, Oh, my God, 230 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:33,520 he looks so good in them jeans today. It's like shot. It was nasty. 231 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,200 Okay, here's the thing though. Here's the thing that it wasn't just her. There were 232 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:43,440 a lot of people at that store that acted that way. That is true. It wasn't just her. But 233 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,840 still, now that I'm older, I'm just like, that's really weird. It was gross. I'm not 234 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,480 saying it's not gross, but I'm saying she she was not the only one. Okay, you're right. 235 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:57,760 You're right. There were there were a lot of cashier ladies that were like, Oh, yeah, 236 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:03,000 I'm going to break him and his wife up. And I just like, Okay, we talk about book crowds. 237 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:09,280 Crazy times, man. That retail world is just something else. It's its own little as much 238 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:14,200 as I'd like to it's just its own little micro society over there that's it's doing its own 239 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:21,160 thing. And I don't know, you know, everybody, it's like being an extremely small town. And 240 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:26,720 you just know everybody's ish inside. Like whether you want to or not, that's the problem. 241 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,200 There's a lot of times like, man, I really don't care about your stuff, but you're you're 242 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,360 involved because they're in the back room yelling about it. But like I said, you're in the back 243 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,080 room and a lot of people go back there to vent because they're like, Oh, yeah, you're not going 244 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:43,360 to tell anybody that was where everybody wanted to go vent. I knew things about people that I 245 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:48,520 didn't really care to know about. And I was just like, man, I'm just trying to get my job done 246 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:53,320 and go home. That's all I'm trying to do. I don't really care about this drama. And to be honest, 247 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:58,160 shout out Zacharame and cheese because we know you listening. But I tell you this much when we 248 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:04,400 were in the back, that was part of the fun was I ain't gonna lie, we were some potsters too. We 249 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:09,640 did stir the pot up. Listen, if there's if there's already a catalyst, you might as well just, you 250 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:14,280 know, let it react, baby, let it react and see what happens. But then again, you know, we're 251 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:21,200 we're minimum wage workers, and we were quite bored. But, um, thank man, every time we do this 252 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,600 segment, I can't believe how long we were able to talk about I could keep on going and going and 253 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:30,160 going, but we already had 20 minutes of what's maybe we'll save a little bit more for 100 episode, 254 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,440 or we'll save a little bit more for the three year anniversary. I don't know who knows, maybe 255 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:40,800 we'll do like a two hour special. Yeah, a tribute. Or do you remember? I don't know why that I'm 256 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:46,080 remembering this, but home improvement where it's just like a tool time salute. It's just like a 257 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,920 donut box salute. You ready to move to the next segment? Yeah, we're going to move into the next 258 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:55,720 segment, which is the jelly donut. And that's our jail report. Micah, what do you have for us? It's 259 00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:00,400 not the jail report this time, right? It's not the jail report this week. I figured we could talk 260 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:06,120 about something. Um, I mean, jail stories are very interesting too. But I figured we could talk 261 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:13,200 about Reddit stories about people cheating. And guess what we're going to call it? They belong to 262 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:18,840 the streets. If you don't know what that they belong to the streets means, it means basically, 263 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:27,920 you are a worker that receives money in exchange for coitus. That's what 264 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:33,520 Yeah, there you go. And the most scientific nomenclature he could possibly imagine. That's 265 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:40,280 right. We're pulling out our SAT vocabulary today. All right. So the very first one here. So this 266 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:48,640 lady says my ex husband and his family smoked a lot of weed still do drugs and out of K kids. His 267 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:55,040 sister kids and nanny were visiting from out of state for a few weeks. So when it was time to fly 268 00:20:55,040 --> 00:21:01,600 home, they wanted to take some of the weed that they had purchased on the trip with them. However, 269 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:07,680 of course, they don't want to take it on the plane. So her ex husband asked her, Okay, can you pick 270 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:13,120 it up and drop it off for them? Like drive with them and drop it off? Wherever the heck they're 271 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:19,080 at. So apparently she made the trip with them and drove back. She agreed to do so. She says she 272 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,040 doesn't really smoke, but she agreed to carry it with her because of course it's your spouse. Are 273 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:28,360 you going to tell your spouse like, No, I'm not going to do that for you. So apparently on the way 274 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:38,240 back, she finds this surprise note from a lover in the car. So she pulls over at this truck stop 275 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:43,680 and starts reading this letter from this lover and about how they had a fantastic time on this 276 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:51,040 weekend and everything and how this particular date July 2nd was going to live in this person's 277 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:58,280 memory forever. Well, this person then remembers he was supposed to be at a business trip in Montréal. 278 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:04,760 On the on the second yet, of course, she comes and finds out digging and pretty much what happens 279 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:10,800 was she he was indeed cheating. He actually just went to a neighboring town and apparently had his 280 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:19,560 fun. And meanwhile, when she found this out, she was still on the way there. So she had a car full 281 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:25,920 of weed on the way to this person's house. She says she dumps it on the side of the road and 282 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:31,920 apparently she moved on with her life. And 15 years later, she's never been happier. Fantastic 283 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:38,560 for that. But dang man. So she he tasked her with taking drugs cross state lines and all this other 284 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,960 stuff. That's what I was about to ask. I was like, was she moving it across state lines? Because 285 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:49,160 some states, you know, weed is not a big thing. But in other states, it is. And if you're moving 286 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,840 it across state lines, I'm pretty sure it's like a felony. Oh, yeah. And it's like a federal felony 287 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,480 too. Because you move it across state lines is no longer a state deal. But I'm assuming it doesn't 288 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:03,200 say that directly. But I'm assuming so because, you know, why wouldn't they just taking it back 289 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:07,280 with them? I mean, I guess they don't want to fly and take it through TSA with them. But at the same 290 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:13,120 time, I don't know, I figured there's other means that you can figure it out. But who knows? Yeah, 291 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:18,160 send it in the postal service. Just kidding. That's a good way to get caught. Yeah, man. Well, 292 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:24,000 I wonder if he was cheating on her while she was on that little trip. Oh, potentially, potentially. 293 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:31,520 But here's what I would say. If he's if he's making you do extra work, and banging chicks on the 294 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:38,560 side, he belong to the streets. Okay, next one. And they definitely belong to the streets because 295 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:45,120 that's where they work. All right. So an acquaintance of this person apparently came home from work 296 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:53,600 one day and found the Mrs. Doing the dirty with that person's dad. Oh, that's nasty. That's that's 297 00:23:53,600 --> 00:24:00,400 like Jerry Springer story right there. Oh, bro. That is a low like anytime you have a family member, 298 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:08,240 but if it's like the dead. So what ended up happening was and sorry, kids, not a happy ending. 299 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:14,000 But apparently it blew up all over Facebook became local drama craziness and all this other stuff. 300 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:24,320 So the wife then divorces him and gets with the dad and ends up with the dad. And then apparently 301 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:32,800 she cheated on the dad later on. Cheetah's going to cheat. So she she played the son played the dad 302 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:38,000 like a fiddle. Did she cheat on him with a brother? That would be funny or a cousin. That would be 303 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,840 great. Um, well, she belonged to the streets and the dad belonged to the streets. There's so much 304 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:48,240 wrong with that. There's so much wrong with that. Like you got to be just real, you're real sick in 305 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,880 the mind, which Oh, not supposed to be celebrity gossip, but you heard that's pretty much what 306 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:59,040 happened with dog the bounty hunter, right? He had a girlfriend. Yeah. So his wife, you know, 307 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:07,360 old tickle bitties, she she passed away, right? And unfortunately, so he's like gets with somebody 308 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:12,800 pretty immediately. It was like his son's ex girlfriend from like years ago. And he like 309 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:18,240 gets with her. I'm like, Oh, how can you do that? And how can you do that in good conscience? 310 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:24,400 Not okay. How can you do that to Leland? Can't do it. Can't do it. Can't do it. Funny thing. It 311 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:30,960 was it actually was Leland. I thought that was his only son. No, he's got other sons. Like he's 312 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:35,120 no, he's got other sons. Like the other the other dudes that work for him. I'm pretty sure like, 313 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:41,280 hold on now, I'm thinking of my dog, their family is no like that one dude that works for him is 314 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,320 like, well, there's his brother, the ponytail guy, well, they all have the older ponytail guys 315 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,280 his brother. But I thought that he had like an older son that like helped him. Anyways, anyways, 316 00:25:52,320 --> 00:26:00,240 this is a dog the bounty hunter trivia. That's next segment. No, I'm joking. All right. So the 317 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:05,680 next story here, this one's kind of a short one. So this person's wife was acting unusual for a few 318 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:11,840 weeks. And she would spend time by herself on the weekend, say that she was going home, or I'm 319 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:18,160 sorry, she was going on drive after she had got home from work. And basically what would happen is 320 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:26,400 she would drive around, drive around, drive around, drive around, right? Come to find out. So this 321 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:32,720 person, her husband decided, you know, something's not right. I can tell something's going on. He 322 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,520 bought a voice activated digital recorder and stuck it in the car. I didn't know the I mean, 323 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:43,600 I could imagine those exist. But how did he hook that up without her seeing it? That's my question. 324 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:49,440 What is that even in tail? What like, what is that? I don't know voice activated digital recorder. 325 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,840 I'm thinking. So like, it goes to her, it kind of like a Alexa, like, you know how Alexa 326 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:02,320 recognizes your voice? I don't pretty much what happened from there. He uses this digital recorder 327 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,800 to see what was going on the conversations that she was having, at least within the car, and come 328 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:16,160 to find out she had a another life as a she had a another job, apparently, again, like, talking 329 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:21,840 dirty over the phone pretty much. That's not cool at all. Could they tell she's in a car? I mean, 330 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,000 aren't you driving around? Could she like you want a cell phone in a car? Like, I don't know. 331 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Me personally, if I'm in a cell phone, or if I'm talking to somebody and they're in a cell phone 332 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,800 in the car, I can tell, right? Like you could tell. Maybe she had one of those heads. You 333 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:41,280 real fancy headset. I don't know. But yeah, apparently, it was this whole secret side business. 334 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:46,640 And on top of that, he found out that she was cheating with about three other dudes as well. 335 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,680 That's horrible. So it was a whole secret life that got uncovered by this voice activated 336 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:56,960 digital recorder. That's wild. She belonged to the streets. It'd be one thing if like he was at 337 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:02,160 least getting the benefits of the money that came in with it. But if that's not the case, yeah, 338 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,640 she belonged to the streets. It's a private bank account. It's a private bank account. Here's this 339 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:12,960 last one. This person was in the Navy, and they went on deployment or if for those of you don't 340 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,440 know, basically, either going out to the field to do training, or they might be going to war, 341 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:23,120 just depending on what time it is and what's going on. So they go on deployment for about six 342 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:30,000 months after recently being engaged. And one day, get a letter from the fiancee's best friend, 343 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:37,920 saying that she caught her fiance and the best friend's boyfriend together. So apparently, 344 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,560 what ended up happening is they ended up writing back and forth and eventually comes out how she 345 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:49,040 caught him. And apparently, the fiancee begged her best friend, not to tell her, how are you still 346 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,560 friends with this person? Here's my question. Are you still friends with this person after 347 00:28:53,600 --> 00:29:00,960 you cheat on them with with the fiance? But anyways, so when this guy gets back from deployment, 348 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:06,000 goes back to the States, the plan was to play it off like he didn't know anything, right? Like 349 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,960 they were just going to play it off. But too many of the friends like apparently the moment he got 350 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:17,200 home too many of his friends intercepted them and said that it wasn't just the one guy. And so 351 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:25,520 they went through this whole thing. And eventually goes and meets with the fiance and made this whole 352 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:34,080 confrontational. And pretty much what happened was she felt that she acknowledged that she cheated, 353 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:39,600 but she felt that she still deserved the ring because of the work that she put in prior to when 354 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:47,280 she cheated in the relationship. So wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that a military spouse or 355 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:54,960 fiance cheated on their person while they were deployed? This is just a rare case. Wow, I can't 356 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,600 believe that happened. Well, if there's anything that's if there's anything that's good about that 357 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:05,440 story, the best friend and this guy once he got back to the United States that kind of had a 358 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,160 revenge fling kind of thing and apparently it worked out and they're now married for 32 years. 359 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:17,520 Oh, good for them. Good for them, I guess. So out of the street dweller comes the queen of the 360 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:24,320 situation. It's like what our friend C Rizzle said. He said the army just has it so easy for you to 361 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:30,560 get a divorce. It's just standard. It's just standard. Walk in, walk out, same day, sign this, 362 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:39,680 sign that. Pretty nuts, man. Pretty nuts. I just can't believe that for me, people are just real 363 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:45,520 sick. It's one thing if you're going to cheat, right? But this person, this lady, was cheating on 364 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:51,680 her fiance with her best friends. That's messed up, man. How can you do that to your best friend, 365 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:58,160 too? That's just terrible. But obviously, not great. Sick people in this world. But yeah, man, 366 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:04,320 she belong, she belong to the streets. Are you ready for the next segment, which is the Dota 367 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,800 Hoist? What do you got for us? So this one's actually going to be interesting. We haven't done 368 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:14,480 this before, but it's almost like a, I mean, I kind of know, but maybe I'll get to learn something, 369 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,920 but it's almost like a getting to know you about some music. Okay. And what music you like. It's 370 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:24,640 just going to be real quick. We'll just kind of talk about it. I will just say upfront, not Taylor 371 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:30,720 Swift. I figured that much, but we're there on that front too. So pretty much what I'm thinking 372 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:36,400 is I'm going to name the genre. And we're going to talk about the favorite song from the genre as 373 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,800 a whole, and the favorite artist from the, and here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying all 374 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:47,120 time, like, and here's my gauge on it, you might gauge a little different, but my gauge on it was 375 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:54,160 if I had to say, what have I played on my Spotify? Or what have I played and listened to the most 376 00:31:54,160 --> 00:32:00,160 out of my whole life consistently in that genre? Okay. Something like that. So kind of a precursor. 377 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:05,520 So, you know, the first one is going to be hip hop rap, and we can even throw R&B in there if you 378 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:10,880 want it. If you got an R&B, you can't throw R&B in there because that's a two separate. Okay. Then 379 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,080 we'll just do rap and hip hop. What's, uh, so what's the favorite song and artist for you, Chris? 380 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:22,320 And if you need time to think about it, I can do mine. Rap and hip hop, probably the most that I 381 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:37,440 listen to. That's so hard. It's either got to be, uh, T.I., Ludacris, or, um, man, that's just our, 382 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:43,440 or GZ. It's probably, am I, am I, my song, my favorite song? Oh, I got two of them as a whole. 383 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,880 I'm so hood or put on by GZ. Those are good ones. Those are good ones. So mine are kind of close. 384 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:55,120 Um, my favorite song of all time. It has to be, and it's a GZ song too, is I Love It by Young GZ, 385 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,880 because I think I played that, because I was listening to that the other day. I think that's 386 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:05,840 been probably one in every hip hop rap playlist I've ever had, and it gets played pretty consistently. 387 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,000 My favorite artist, it took me a while, but I'll tell you this much. Um, 388 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:16,480 future is pretty consistent. Like most artists, like even Young GZ, I used to love Young GZ, 389 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:21,840 and I really wanted to answer that as, as my favorite here, but at the same time, I really 390 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:26,000 don't like a lot of his new stuff. I like a lot of his new stuff. There was a kind of a certain 391 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:32,640 point where it's like, and I'm done. At least future, future, like now, he sounds a little goofy, 392 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,040 but who don't? Like he's kind of bearable goofy. Yeah, you're a, you're a future kind of guy. 393 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:42,880 Yeah, I think future is pretty good. Um, all right. So the next one, we're going to talk about 394 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,640 country music, kind of swing to the opposite end of the pendulum song and artist. Probably song, 395 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,600 neon moon, probably. Um, country is like a loaded question because I'm like, man, if you're talking 396 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:01,840 about like old country, what kind of country, right? Cause you got what kind of country? Yeah. 397 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:09,840 Probably favorite artist maybe is Alan Jackson. I think I have the most country songs of his on my 398 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:16,720 Spotify playlist, but probably neon moon or Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson. 399 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:24,160 Lay down, yeah. I like that song too. Um, so for me, you're going to think it's 400 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,600 pretty, pretty darn obvious of what I'm about to pick. Conway Twitty. Yeah. Conway Twitty is the 401 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:34,560 artist and I'll say this. This was not because of family guy. It's because Conway is an iconic 402 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:41,600 freaking, like he just, he just is like, he just a Lou just oozes seventies country. I don't know. 403 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,240 It's just, it's a different era. I think he reminds you of some of your family members. I think 404 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,960 that's why. Yeah, maybe that's the case. Maybe that's the case. Uh, we'll talk about that uncle 405 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:58,240 some other time. Um, my favorite song though is, uh, you're going to laugh hard too. It's country 406 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:04,560 bumpkin by Cal Smith. I don't know why. I really don't know why that it's, it's the lyrics that get 407 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:11,200 me every time. I don't know. Oh, you know, it's the one that gets me every time. Oh, please don't 408 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:18,320 take the girl. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, he's daddy. He's taking that country bumpkins of sad song too. 409 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,800 I'll tell you this much. Uh, you know what country song kind of makes me mad and this is a 90s 410 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:29,440 country song, but, uh, it's the one where it's, um, that ate my truck in her drive. Like something 411 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:35,600 about the next line after that, it ain't my trip in her drive. It ain't my day tonight. What the 412 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:41,200 heck is it ain't my day tonight. I'm sorry. It ain't my night tonight. You could have put anything 413 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:46,080 else that would have fit there, but it ain't my day tonight. Okay. Sure. That's what we're gonna go 414 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:51,600 with. All right. Uh, if some producer let that out, um, that's, that's, that's my little beef on it. 415 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:56,240 You know, it's really hard whenever I was thinking about these and narrowing it down to who would I 416 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:01,760 save my absolute favorite is. You got like three or four that's like, you know, it could kind of go 417 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:07,760 a few different directions pretty quick, but, um, I agree with that Alan Jackson. I actually like Alan 418 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,960 Jackson a lot. He's got, he's got a good variety of music. Of course I'm going to be cliche and say 419 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:20,880 George straight to a certain extent. I don't know. George Jones was good. Like he, he was the old 420 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:28,240 geezer type. Anyways, um, it's like, did you ever watch Jean Altree? Anyways. Um, all right. So next 421 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:32,480 one, uh, and this one's a little interesting. We're not going to do artists for this one. 422 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,600 Let's talk about our favorite us patriotic songs. Like what, what were some that like stood up and 423 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:44,160 it's not just one. Oh yes. I already know. I'm telling you. God bless the USA. Yeah. Because of how 424 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,280 cheesy it is. That is my favorite us patriotic song. You know what mine is and it's very, very 425 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,720 close and I get yours. That one was on my list too. I'm proud to be an American because I'm 426 00:36:54,720 --> 00:37:00,720 proud. Yeah. Go do that's the same one. That's the one that I'm talking about. God bless the USA. 427 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:04,320 That's the one that I'm talking about. Wait, what is it called though? Officially though, 428 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,200 God bless the USA. So I'm proud to be in America. I'm looking it up. Yeah. I was like, hold on now, 429 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,840 because that's where it gets confusing. Cause I'm like, now that I think of it, the lyrics are the 430 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,120 same, but I'd be thinking of it with no, it's, it's God bless the USA. That's the title of the song. 431 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:24,640 Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was a blunder. Anyways, but yeah, no, that one's, 432 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:29,280 that one's absolutely my favorite. Is it because of the little music video they used to show at 433 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,240 the beginning of school that was really, really cheesy too, that went with it? As well as I do 434 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:41,120 like the Marine battle. Yeah, that one's good too. I've had to hear the army one too much. 435 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,640 I will say this though, our national anthem be kicking, especially the symbols. The symbol 436 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:53,360 action in the national anthem is under fricking rated, especially rockets, red glare, you know, 437 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:58,160 you got the big drum, you got the symbol. It's great. I don't know. My wife will tell you too, 438 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:03,600 weird part is, and the reason I threw this genre in here is because if I get really stressed out 439 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,840 or something is going on, I'll just start singing like patriotic. And she's like, why does it always 440 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,720 go to patriotic music? Maybe it relaxes you. Maybe growing up on a military base. It's like, 441 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:18,320 I don't know. If I don't, if I'm not in control, America is in control. And if I'm thinking that 442 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:24,880 way, then we all have problems. All right. No, no, God's in control. God's in control. If you want, 443 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,680 we can, we can move on. Or if you want to throw another genre on there, we can too. I will tell 444 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:37,360 you two genres. All right. I'm going to say, because rock is very broad, I'm going to say my 445 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:46,000 favorite punk rock band is Breaking Benjamin. Or I do like the song, My Own Worst Enemy by LIT, 446 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:53,360 Sleep It With The Light Song. And then my favorite R&B artist, I got to say it. I know he has a 447 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,480 controversial past, but Chris Brown. I have a lot of Chris Brown on my Spotify. Oh, I thought 448 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:04,160 you were about to say R Kelly. No, no, sir. No, sir. That's a bad word. We don't, we don't say R. 449 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:09,200 You know, I'm going to admit one thing. I do have a GZ song in my playlist that features R Kelly. 450 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,680 And it's just like, I don't like it, but I like the song. So we got to keep it. Okay. You can 451 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,560 separate the music from the artist. It's okay. Well, and I figure this is how you make, this is how 452 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:23,280 you help yourself sleep at night. You know, I figure he's just featured in it, right? So it's not that 453 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:29,280 big of a deal. All right, man, you ready to move on to the next segment, which is our improv segment? 454 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:34,160 Yeah, let's go, bro. Let's do it. Improv it. Let's improv it up. So it's our mystery donut, our 455 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:41,120 improv segment. So it is our time to do random, the randomizer. So we're going to do a free 456 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:47,520 improv with the randomizer. So we're going to take three sections here. I know you can't see it, 457 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:54,240 but let's try to do, let's see, what do you think about a profession, a location, and an emotion? 458 00:39:54,240 --> 00:40:00,160 Yep, let's do it. The profession is a waiter or waitress. Okay. At a funeral in progress. 459 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:05,600 Oh, that's, and they're stressed. Oh, they're stressed. Okay. All right. You want a starter? 460 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,880 You want me to start here? I can go ahead and start. All right, go for it. 461 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,160 Do you really think they're going to pay us all this much for serving all these stiffs sitting 462 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:21,200 here? I mean, I mean, look at this. It's not even, I'm so it just, oh man. And they asked for the buffet 463 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:27,040 and they called us and they said, Oh, we need this. Oh, we need this at three hours. Pack up and go. 464 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:34,320 So the manager's like, I need you to go. It's just, it's just so stupid. And you know, my thing is, 465 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:39,440 I don't understand why we have to be the ones to go do this. It's a funeral, right? Like, 466 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,720 why do we have to be all nice and catering to a funeral? Oh my goodness. Don't even talk to me 467 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:50,480 about the buffet right now. The fruit salad has too many grapes in it. My croissants are barely 468 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:57,200 done and I can just barely get this chicken to be medium rare. It's just, it's just so, it's just, 469 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,960 listen, my anxiety has been flaring up all day. First of all, that solar eclipse really freaked 470 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:08,000 me out, man. Okay. Cause whenever I was here, maybe that's why this person died. Oh wait, 471 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,400 as long as I don't have to be there with the body too. Like I hate bodies. I hate bodies. You know, 472 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:17,440 when I was going to church, that Nazarene vow was definitely one that I wanted to take because I 473 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,640 didn't want to be nowhere near dead bodies. Oh my gosh. Seriously, Justin, you want to talk about 474 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:28,000 your anxiety? My anxiety is through the roof. Talk about, you want to talk about anxiety. Talk 475 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,240 about how you have to talk to your therapist about how you could not play catch with your dad 476 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:37,920 because he was too busy at work all the time. And now you have a father issue. Okay. Don't talk to 477 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:45,120 me about anxiety. Dang it, taco. You have to bring it up. I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of this place. 478 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:51,840 I was thinking of everything that has to go on. He did every day about a funeral. There's been 479 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,360 a kid or a funeral. Oh my gosh, Justin. Are the quiches out of the oven yet because, oh my gosh, 480 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:08,320 this room is dying. Huh? No pun intended. Here's my question. If, uh, if, if we can't do this, then, 481 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,560 you know, what is it really for? Will they, will they give a two for one special on the whole? 482 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:18,160 If I just end it now. Well, that is so depressing. Talk about being a Debbie Downer. Seriously, 483 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,640 Justin. Go over there and make sure that the punch is stirred up. I'm going to go over here 484 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,360 and make sure that the beef Wellington is coming out. Dang it, Paco. You know I like to be dramatic. 485 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:34,240 Excuse me. I am the dramatic one. Drama. Yes, me. Hello. Everybody knows the attention's not on me 486 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:40,480 at this funeral. It's on that dead guy in there and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Sick of it. 487 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,960 And you know what? They asked me to come. I don't understand why they didn't ask, oh, 488 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:50,400 Chris S. to come and do it. He's over there sitting in the front row. I know it was his dad 489 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,520 that died. Okay. But he could be in here and he could be doing the flaming yawns. I mean, 490 00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:00,560 that's all I'm saying. We're down a sous chef because his, his dad decided to die. Oh my gosh. 491 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,000 Seriously? Yeah. He looks so drunk. Hello. Look alive. All right, man. I was enjoying doing those 492 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:11,680 improv. So that randomizer is pretty, pretty cool. It gives you kind of some weird ideas that I'll 493 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:18,400 tell you this America after 99 episodes, it gets a little difficult sometimes to keep on writing 494 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:23,840 suggestions and put it into a hat for improv each week because the scenarios and situations, 495 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,400 you don't want to repeat them, you know, we want to keep you guys entertained as much as possible. 496 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,760 So the randomizer is cool because like it's a great time. We're going to move into our final 497 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,720 segment, which is the E Clare. And that's our new advice. All right, buddy. What do you got for us 498 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:44,400 this week? For my E Clare this week, just remember when things are metered, don't take it personal. 499 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:51,520 And what I mean by that is so many times in life, you know, we've talked about taking breaks and 500 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:57,200 taking time for yourself. We've also talked about, you know, putting boundaries and setting limits 501 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,960 for ourselves. When I say metered, I work in the world of IT, right? So the word metered 502 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,240 really means to be cut off or cut short, right? Or, you know, we're not going to ask as much of 503 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:13,680 you, something that I at least deal with. And I don't know about everybody else. But is I've 504 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:18,960 drawn back to certain points and said, you know what, I'm working too hard. I'm going to pull back 505 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:24,880 a little bit, right? But then I get really upset when it's they give somebody else a responsibility 506 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,840 or they do. Have you ever experienced that Chris, where it's like, you know what, I'm going to, 507 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,560 I'm going to say, you know what, I need to take a little bit of a break. I'm not going to do that. 508 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,960 And what what I'm talking about, and of course, most of the time when we do these E-Clairs, we're 509 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,400 talking to ourselves. So I'll just be transparent. You know, it's an occasion at work where I turned 510 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:50,720 down a, like a project, right? I already got so much stuff going on. I had to say no, listen, 511 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,600 I can't take that on right now, right? And that is a okay to do. And if you're at a place where 512 00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:00,960 it is not okay to do, start looking elsewhere because it's probably toxic environment anyways. 513 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:08,960 But here's the thing, that project came along, right? I get a little less busy. A very lucrative 514 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:14,080 project comes along a very resume boosting one that looks very good. You're like, ooh, I would like 515 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:20,480 to be on that. But then you go and say, you know, I'm in for that. And they're like, you know, 516 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:26,320 but you just told them that you need to rest and take a break. And it's frustrating because you go, 517 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:32,240 but but but but but not in this situation like this situation is different. What I'm trying to 518 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:37,280 say with all of that is sometimes it's telling you still need to rest a little bit more. Because 519 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,640 I don't know, man, I've been in that situation before. And when you get metered or when you get 520 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:48,320 cut short, you feel like, man, you know, I'm not doing my full potential. But guess what? You heard 521 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:54,480 how I said a second ago, my workload got less. If I'm being honest, it actually didn't. What made 522 00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,160 me upset about it was, you know, it's one less thing that I can't say, oh, man, I've got this 523 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:06,480 feather in my cap, right? And that's okay to not do that. And rest instead of doing that. 524 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:11,280 So all that to say this, when you're being limited or when you're being metered because 525 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:18,640 you've asked for it, take that time. But two, don't get upset. Yeah, it's like a good analogy 526 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:24,720 is probably when your phone is dead and you put it on the charger and you're at 7%. 527 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,960 You got your phone charged up to 7%. I don't know how many people let their phone get that low. 528 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:36,960 But, um, me all the time. But your phone is at 7%. You're like, holy crap, I'm going to go watch 529 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:43,040 the game on my phone. Your phone's still only at 7%. So you still can't do it as much as if you were 530 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,920 at 100%. And as much as you may want to watch the game, it's just better off if you keep it on the 531 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:53,200 charger, let it charge up. And guess what? There's always things like replays. There's always ways 532 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:58,400 that you can still do what you need to do while taking care of yourself at the same time. My 533 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:04,800 eclair is sometimes you have to get back to basics and remind yourself of the why of why you're 534 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,840 doing things, especially if you're doing things like a goal or maybe you're trying to start your 535 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,800 own business or you have a job career that you really want to pursue and it's your dream, 536 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:21,680 whatever it is, your dream or like I said, your business or whatever it is. Sometimes you just 537 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:26,400 got to remember why am I doing this because you'll get caught up in the grind of it of trying to 538 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,880 make things happen. Life will get the way you'll get burdened down, you'll get discouraged. And 539 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,760 if you can always remember the why of why you do stuff, then it helps you motivate you and push 540 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,960 you and be like, you know what? I'm starting this business. You know what? I may have had failures. 541 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,600 This may have not been going the way that I wanted it to go, but you know what? I really have a passion 542 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,240 for whatever your business is and that's why I'm doing this and that'll help give you those 543 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:56,640 those recharges and those moments where you want to quit when you want to give up. So just make 544 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,480 sure you always go back to the why and remind yourself the reason why you're doing things. And 545 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,920 I hope you in those moments when things are kind of down or you're kind of bleep. Heck yeah. 546 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:11,840 Great stuff. All right, man. TV trash can dot com. That's TV trash can dot com. Come check us out. 547 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:19,040 So by this point, I'm not going to say that I'm really, really close to a lot of stuff. But listen, 548 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,800 I'll put it this way guys, I'm a perfectionist. I want to make sure that it looks really, 549 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:28,480 really crisp, really, really clean. So I'm putting up I'm doing my best on these playing videos. I 550 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:33,680 got several of them actually going to come out. I'm going to stagger them. So my trip to Nebraska 551 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,080 will have that one up too. So it'll be good TV trash can dot com. Come check it out. 552 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,320 We also got all the good stuff on there, all the show stream and all that good stuff. 553 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,400 Really, really appreciate you from wherever you're listening to from Spotify, from Apple Music, 554 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:56,560 from RSS, from wherever YouTube. Please join us for next Monday for 100th episode. I promise 555 00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,960 we're not going to do what all the other TV shows do for their 100th episode and just put 556 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,840 different sound bites from the other episodes because that's what a lot of TV shows do. 557 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,960 Have you ever done like I always skip those episodes where I'm like, 558 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,960 yes, I've been seeing this all season long. I don't want to watch the best moment. 559 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:18,480 The only ones that I think is a little different. Have you ever seen the ones where it's like 560 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:24,000 maybe they'll do one of all the deleted scenes? Like I'm thinking of primarily the only one I've 561 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,960 seen it done on is who's line is it anyway? Right? They've done a, when they were in Britain, 562 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:35,840 they actually did a series. It was like the series finale one or whatever. And pretty much it was, 563 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,440 yeah, it was all the ones that didn't actually make it on TV, but were like still funny. 564 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,880 And I thought that was pretty cool. It's like, do that. You know, I want to see, 565 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,960 I want to see stuff that necessarily hasn't been done. So yeah, man, 100th episode, 566 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:54,560 we got some great stuff planned. So come back and check it out for a few surprises, 567 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,360 see what's going to be happening. And then just very shortly after that, 568 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:03,600 we'll be celebrating two years, two years in November. So it'll be really, really, 569 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,920 I mean, it's downhill. It's real quick. I can't even believe it's been almost two years. 570 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:12,400 And I can't believe we about to hit triple digits, something else to my man. I'll just say this. 571 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:18,800 It's incredible. Triple digits means after we get past that point, we can never go past double digits 572 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,440 ever again. It's going to be great. Well, I don't have anything left. You got anything left? 573 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,160 No, man, I'm just over here stating the obvious with some things. So, hey, 574 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,160 we'll just take this donut box out to the trash because obviously we're just picking at crumb. 575 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,760 So I'm Micah. And I'm Chris. And this has been the donut box podcast. 576 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:44,720 Now I'm lying here with Linda on my mind. 577 00:50:48,640 --> 00:51:02,320 And next to me, my soon to be the one I left behind. And Lord, it's killing me to see her crying. 578 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:17,280 She knows I'm lying here beside her with Linda on my mind.