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What do you say Private Pile?

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Sir Jelly Donuts, sir!

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Uh, Jelly Donuts!

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Hi, welcome back to our radio show.

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Make over my money with your host Dave Scamsey.

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Let's go over to Dave's to see how he's gonna help people get out of their mess this month.

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Hi, I'm Dave Scamsey. We're gonna go to the phones.

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Alright, let's go to the phone first, Colin.

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Uh, yeah, I have ended up in $400,000 in debt.

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I may or may not have gone to-

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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$400,000!

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Let's talk about that a little bit.

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What's your financial situation?

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And, uh, how did we get into this debt?

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Yeah, see, I was hustling a guy in a game of pool

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and I may or may not have run into a loan shark

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that may or may not have worked for the mob

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and he said that if, uh, I get a couple of jobs for him,

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you know what I'm saying? He would help bring down the debt,

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but, uh, it's about $400,000.

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I understand. How many points are we talking?

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Is it- does it have a growing interest?

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Yeah, it's at about a, uh, 500% interest,

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so, uh, the rate, the loan rate is not too good.

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There's only a few things I have to say for you, sir.

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One, you're going to die.

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Okay, go ahead and terminate the call. Next caller.

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Yeah, I'm just calling because I'm really freaked out

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because I'm like, I think just $100 in debt.

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Um, I normally pay off my credit cards,

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but I just couldn't pay it off this month

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and I'm just $100 in debt.

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I just need some help to know how to pay off that debt.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay. And what was your name again?

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My name is Dale Evans.

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Do you see the inside of restaurants a lot?

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I do. Me and my wife actually like to go out

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to a lot of restaurants and eat.

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Well, you better get used to it

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because you're going to need a second and a third job.

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That's what I have to say for you.

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Hundred and- oh my goodness.

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You shouldn't have been in it in the first place.

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Where'd you get that $100?

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I know it wasn't a credit card.

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If you followed in my programs,

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you wouldn't have a credit card at all.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no.

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My 20 year old outdated practice has tell me

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that that's not what happens.

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Well, most hotels need a credit card,

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so that's why I did.

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Thanks for listening to Make Over My Money

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with your host, Dave Scamsey.

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Hi, I'm Chris.

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And I'm my good.

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And this is the Donut Box podcast.

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Well, buddy, it's October and it's episode 98 for us.

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Two more away from 100.

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It's crazy to think, but I'm excited.

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Me too. I am too.

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And man, I can't believe we're creeping towards 100.

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It's incredible.

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We're almost there.

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We got some big things planned for that,

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but that's in a couple of weeks.

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Super excited for it.

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But man, super excited for everybody

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that's listening from here and around the world.

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Where are some of the places they're listening from, man?

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Well, we actually have people listening in Africa,

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Australia, over there, and France,

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in the UK, in England, in Ireland, in Belgium.

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Man, we've been really big in Canada lately.

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Our Canadian listeners have been growing more and more.

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We're actually big in Florida, South Carolina, Georgia,

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New York, Virginia is always a big one.

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I'll tell you what's really, really weird.

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Going back to Canada right quick,

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I'd be getting some Canadian humor,

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so maybe they'd be getting us.

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I don't know. Who knows?

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But anyways, so of course we got our home state of Texas,

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down south, Georgia, we got Florida, New Mexico,

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man, we even got the West Coast, California.

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You already said Oregon, Washington, but yeah,

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we appreciate it, man.

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We appreciate all over the place.

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Well, let's hop into our first segment,

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which is the Old Fashioned Donut,

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which is a story from our past.

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Now, if you've been listening for any length of time,

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you'll know that me and Micah grew up in church.

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And we used to have this thing once we got

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They're called small groups now

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that meet in people's homes,

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but back then they called them cell groups.

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This was when that idea was first coming about.

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Basically what it is is like,

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of course you go to church on Sunday mornings,

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but then you would meet in people's houses

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throughout the week to get more Bible study.

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and then we would have a small group that we went to.

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that were launched at our church.

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Chris was a part of it a little bit more before I was.

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So, okay, here's the story.

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I failed the fourth grade,

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so there was fourth grade the first time,

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and the second time, maybe I've said this before.

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So anyways, Chris got to go one year before me

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because it started in middle school.

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So he got a year's worth of experience.

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I did, I did.

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And our first small group leader, his name was Tony.

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We actually followed him through a small group

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until we got to seniors in high school.

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And so tell him a little bit about small group time

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at Tony's house that you remember.

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Cause did you, you first started at Tony's, and then you went

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to the other leader that started his cell group, right?

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He that shall not be named.

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Well, not like it's a bad thing,

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but it's a source subject, I guess, but not really.

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But anyways, so started over at Tony's,

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and it was a pretty cool time, man.

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It was a time where, I guess it was my first experience

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getting to hang out with people from different schools.

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Like he kind of did with church, but not really.

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Like I feel like a lot of our friend group,

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like yeah, you went to a different school,

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but I feel like a lot of them either went to a private school

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or Christian school, or like I felt like they weren't

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necessarily different school as in like public school,

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same county kind of thing, right?

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I guess, I don't know.

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I just know it was always me and you hanging out.

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There were, there were rotating friends that came in

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and out of our friend group, but yeah.

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I do, what I do know is that we would have pizza

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every single Thursday night, and he would get little Caesars,

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but he would charge us, was it a dollar a slice

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or was it like two bucks a slice?

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It was a dollar a slice.

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Two, I wouldn't, yeah, two would have been too much,

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but it was a dollar a slice.

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And the pizza itself cost five bucks.

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So my man was making capital money on that.

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He really was, he was making a profit off of the,

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but you also have to think not everybody would bring

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a dollar, but they would still eat pizza anyway.

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Yeah, you gotta pay for their share.

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You gotta pay for their share.

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I remember a few of them little punks

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paying for their share anyways.

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you know, we were all pretty good friends,

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I would say at some point, but you would do things together.

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out in like a field or something, go play basketball.

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I remember there was like a bunch of people

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that were into archery and weirdly enough,

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we went behind the guy's house

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and he had a archery range back there.

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But he like lived in this little town house.

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I mean, nobody was really back there, but still anyways.

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It was essentially like a Bible study.

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Cause do you remember the philosophy

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of what they were talking about with cell groups

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and things like that?

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It was almost like a pyramid scheme sounding.

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Like they were talking about all the different cells

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flowing upwards and then,

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cause our leaders had a cell group with like other leadership

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and it kind of flowed upwards all the way to the top

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and almost like in, you keep branching out

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and that's how you keep gaining members.

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Do you remember they talked about that whole deal?

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But I mean, it's like with anything,

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it's growth is good, right?

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Like, so I think the whole concept was like,

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you go from the biblical teaching about like

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making disciples, right?

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Cause Jesus made disciples that made disciples

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that made disciples.

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So it's like, that's, I didn't find it too weird.

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It's not that weird to me.

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It wasn't like, oh, you have to be part of our church

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to go to heaven.

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That's when it gets culty.

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But I do remember that,

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and now having been an adult and having had hosted

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a group of middle school boys in my house, man,

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like props off to them.

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I know the way that they did keep us in line

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is Tony would have a towel and he would pop us with a towel

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if anybody got out of line.

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And so we usually stayed in line pretty good.

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But then there was another one of the adult leaders

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that wanted to start a group of middle school boys

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that wanted to start his own middle school cell group.

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for in Tony's group for there for a while.

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Yeah, he decided he was going to start his own.

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Him and Tony were good friends.

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And they were like, yeah, we're looking for new people

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to go to that group.

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And what did me and Micah look at that as?

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As an opportunity to goof off.

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Cause we were like, ooh, if we're in this cell group,

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he's not going to care as much.

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So we get to basically do whatever we want.

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And that's pretty much what happened.

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We were right.

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That's exactly what happened.

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We goofed off so much in that small group.

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I mean, I'm telling you, do you want

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to tell them about the stories about some of the stuff

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that you would do in that small group?

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So one, we played all sorts of video games.

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And I'll just say this, it wasn't like they

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were extremely bad video games.

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But they were just video games we didn't necessarily

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have access to.

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Like Guitar Hero was one of them.

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The other one was a game called Pain.

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Do you remember that game?

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Yes.

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Pain is basically a human slingshot.

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So you are slingshotting this human being in this city.

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And you're trying to get him to hit as many objects

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or as many people as possible or break as many bones as possible.

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It was actually a pretty fun game.

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Like we would aim for like this subway place.

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And we would take out this grandma that was like walking

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with a walker.

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And so we were just like, yeah, we loved this game, Pain.

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But we would just goof around.

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We really wouldn't listen in small group.

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We would wrestle.

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Like I remember there was a whole thing.

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We would definitely wrestle.

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Those were also the times where we decided

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to act out my uncle's divorce with a stuffed bear

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and the small group leader's dog.

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And we would just reenact some scenes

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that I knew about my uncle's divorce and we dramatize it.

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I don't know why, but our other small group members

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sounded very entertaining.

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And they joined in on it.

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And they wanted to be different roles in the story

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of my uncle's divorce.

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Was it because we were just that bored?

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Like I think because, you know, I don't know.

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So what ended up happening?

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It's not like the dude was a bad guy or anything.

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What happened was he had a very demanding job at the time.

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So he took on this role of being a youth leader.

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And I don't think he realized how much that entailed,

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especially since it was, I mean, it was once a week,

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but it was still like he would come,

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he would basically come home and be like,

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do whatever you want.

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Tired.

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He would just like chill out.

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Yeah.

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He would just like, all right, let's just hang out.

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We didn't really do a lot of small group stuff.

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And there were times where we would go to the old small group

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Tonys because they lived just right across the street

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from each other.

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And we would go over there and we would combine small groups

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sometimes.

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I think those were the nights where he was especially tired.

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I know this is bad, but I would always be kind of

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disappointed to be like, dang it, we're actually doing stuff

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tonight.

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But we enjoyed it.

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We enjoyed that because we were like, yeah,

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we get to just hang out, get to do whatever we want.

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I mean, Mike and I have such creative minds.

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And we had no filter.

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And so we were like, yeah, we're just

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going to do whatever we want.

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And I want to segue one more second here.

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I remember got in trouble because do you remember

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that jib jab video?

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Yes, that's exactly what I was just about to say.

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You read my mom.

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You were just talking about the jib jab video.

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Great minds think alike.

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But there was a website.

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It's still an existence.

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I just don't think it's as big.

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But basically, you could put your face

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into different scenes and stuff.

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Or on celebrities' bodies.

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So it would be like President Bush or like,

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at the time, Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama doing something.

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Or it would be like a famous celebrity music video.

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And so put your face on it.

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Yeah.

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And so we got a hold of Snoop Dogg's video

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called Essentials Seduction.

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And we just put our faces on there.

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So we were in the music video.

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If you've never seen it, it's like a retro 80s.

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Like it wasn't from the 80s, but it was like a retro 80s.

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We put our faces on it.

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And we watched it over there.

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And I remember this particular leader just

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scolded us for that.

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He was like, this is a very bad song.

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A good bit.

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You fellows should not be listening to it.

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It's like, yeah, we're 13.

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We probably shouldn't be listening to it.

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And we didn't even really understand what they were

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talking about.

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But we're like, hey, I put my face on top of Snoop Dogg's body.

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And I'm doing what Snoop Dogg is doing right now.

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Pretty much.

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It was a good time.

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But I do know that I guess he got tired of it.

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And so that small group dissolved.

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And it ended up being Tony's small group again.

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I don't remember how long this.

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I think the small group lasted a year.

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It had to have lasted only a year.

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Yeah, it wasn't too long.

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But it was a good time while it lasted.

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But yeah, we went back to Tony's.

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And it was good reuniting with some old friends.

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And by that point, it was interesting about that cell

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group.

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As we went on, we kind of became the OGs of it.

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Because a lot of people dropped off or stopped going.

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Or even graduated, went to college,

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went off into the world a little bit.

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We were with that small group for a long time.

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And then somehow, I don't know what happened.

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But they stopped meeting in people's houses.

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And then they started meeting back at the church.

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I guess it was just too hard for people to go to other people's

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houses.

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Or maybe it was a liability issue.

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I don't know what it was.

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But everybody started meeting back at the church.

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And so when they started doing that, it wasn't as fun.

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As weird as it may sound.

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And a lot of people are probably like, oh, man,

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you meet in people's houses.

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That's kind of weird.

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But it had a real personal feeling to it.

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And I mean, once we started gathering back at the church,

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I started feeling, I don't know,

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it wasn't as good.

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I don't feel like the camaraderie was as good.

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Yeah.

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I go to a small group, an adult small group, at church now.

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And we meet in somebody's home.

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And it is more personal because people bake goods.

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Or people will have potlucks, which everybody brings stuff.

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And it does feel more like you're getting to know those people

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on a deeper level.

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And so I do prefer meeting in people's homes,

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as opposed to just meeting at the church.

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But for those of y'all that aren't even involved with the church,

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well, y'all probably like, well, this is why did y'all decide

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to talk about this?

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But this is part of our lives.

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It was a fun time.

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My favorite part of the small group

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was when Micah would set an alarm on his phone

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to make it look like people were calling him.

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And no one was really calling him.

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But he was like, OK, guys, I got to take this.

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And it would be literally in the middle of us,

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or somebody teaching or something.

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Ladies and gentlemen of America and around the world,

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I'll be the first to say it.

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I was in a tension.

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Oh, I wanted attention.

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And yeah, it was pretty dumb, pretty silly stuff.

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Tell you that much.

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It was a good time.

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Like I said, my favorite part was reenacting my uncle's divorce

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with this stuff bear.

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And I still like, as I could just chalk it up to, man,

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we were kids pretty much.

403
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But at the same time, I was like, why the heck did we do that?

404
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I don't even know.

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We were bored.

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We had creative minds.

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There had to be some kind of creative outlet for us.

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That's true.

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It's not like the TV was on.

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It's just like, do whatever you want.

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It's just like, well.

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And most of the time, it's like, well,

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we've already wrestled for like 15 minutes.

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We're pretty tired.

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Well, we're going to move into the next segment, which

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is the jelly donut.

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And that's our jail report.

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Who do you say private pile?

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Sir, jelly donut, sir.

420
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A jelly donut.

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All right, so this first one, this is about a shark heist.

422
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Have you heard about this?

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This happened probably, I think, when I say 2018, actually.

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And this happened not too far.

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It's kind of in your neck of the woods, kind of like in the big

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San Antonio area.

427
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Oh, was that the sea world?

428
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No, it actually wasn't at the sea world.

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It was at the aquarium.

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So there was a shark heist.

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So apparently, someone actually took a shark.

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It was like a big shark.

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It was a 16-inch female horn shark that

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was taken during a heist that aquarium officials said

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was no spur of the moment.

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The suspects staked out the pool for more than an hour

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to wait for the right moment.

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So they looked at the cameras.

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And apparently, there was a guy and a girl

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who had a baby stroller.

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And then there was this other guy that came up to the tank.

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And he just grabbed it.

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They put it in the baby stroller,

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like wrapped it up everything to make it look like a baby.

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They put it in the truck.

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They also caused a distraction because while that guy was

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grabbing the shark in the other tank or the other like,

448
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you know how they have like tanks or pools

449
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where you can like pet the animals or whatever?

450
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Well, in another one, they literally took some bleach

451
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and they dumped it in that other tank.

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So all the employees were focusing

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on trying to get all the other animals to safety

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on that one tank.

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So it was easy for the guy to grab it.

456
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And so they went and looked through the videos.

457
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And they saw the guy take the shark.

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And they actually confronted him in the parking lot.

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And he said, oh, no, that's my baby.

460
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It's in the truck.

461
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But like, they didn't have any proof.

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So they kind of had to let him go.

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But they dialed 911.

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And they called the police.

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And they got the license plate.

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And so they followed these people to a home.

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And apparently this guy had like a whole like aquarium tank

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in his garage.

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And like, he was like taking other animals.

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And he was like, I think either trading them or selling them

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like on the black market or something.

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And so they got the aquarium lady there.

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And she actually said that she hadn't encountered him before

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because he pretended to be from some saltwater company

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and was like trying to check their saltwater level.

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So I'm pretty sure that's how he was like scoping it out.

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And she got like a really bad feeling from him.

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And so she was like, oh, I don't know.

479
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But then two weeks later, they had the shark heist.

480
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That's pretty crazy.

481
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I mean, the shark, one, the shark must not

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have been incredibly big to be able to get swiped

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and then put into a baby stroller.

484
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But at the same time, I hear that illicit trade

485
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for animals and things could be pretty lucrative.

486
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I hear it could be a lot of money in it.

487
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Yeah.

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Well, they said the shark was in one of those petting tanks

489
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and so the shark was used to getting pet.

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And so it was easy for someone to just grab them.

491
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But yeah, it wasn't even two feet long.

492
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So it was pretty easy.

493
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But they identified her and got her back to the aquarium

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and it all worked out.

495
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So that's wild that people wanted to have a shark heist.

496
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That's pretty crazy.

497
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All right, this next one.

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This happened in Palm Beach County.

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The rest of these happened in Florida,

500
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just so you know, the rest of these are Florida man stories,

501
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which you got to love.

502
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All right.

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So this suspect stole a black vehicle,

504
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which was left with its engine running around 4AM

505
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from a gas station in Palm Beach near the Palm Beach Airport.

506
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And apparently this person realized

507
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that there was a baby in the car.

508
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So the hijacker went to another gas station,

509
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dropped the baby off with the clerk,

510
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and then proceeded to again, steal the car and like book it.

511
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So this person kind of had a conscience.

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They were like, oh, crap, there's a baby in the car.

513
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I'm stealing this car.

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So I need to return this baby.

515
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I mean, good, but dang.

516
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Yeah, I know.

517
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So the clerk immediately dialed 911.

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They did.

519
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,020
They did get apprehended the suspect.

520
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:21,260
So but I mean, like good for him, but he stole a car.

521
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:25,020
Like, but at least he had enough of a conscience to not.

522
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:30,740
Also, FYI kids stealing a car never really gets you anywhere.

523
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:32,900
Them suckers get tracked down too easy.

524
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,860
Just FYI.

525
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,340
I don't care what Grant theft auto tells you.

526
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,500
I don't care what it tells you.

527
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,940
All right, this next one, the holidays

528
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,860
are a time to reconnect with old friends.

529
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:48,300
But breaking into a jail may not be the best way to do that.

530
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,060
In Indian River County, Florida, they

531
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,900
arrested a man after he allegedly

532
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,660
tried to break into the county jail by ramming his car

533
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:59,100
into the front door and then try to climb a fence.

534
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:03,020
The guy was taken into custody and treated for minor injuries.

535
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,940
The police said that the guy told him

536
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:08,860
that he was high on a synthetic drug, blocka,

537
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:12,700
and he just wanted to visit his friends who were in jail.

538
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,180
They said the damage was at least $5,000.

539
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,220
But they said even if the guy had managed to climb the fence,

540
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,220
he would have had to scale another fence

541
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,980
and then get through a locked door at the building

542
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:23,140
where his friends were at house.

543
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:26,340
So I've never heard of someone trying to break into jail.

544
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:28,300
Well, I mean, the good thing is he probably

545
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,780
got to see his friends once he got arrested.

546
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,260
So there you go.

547
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,660
But that was my whole thing whenever

548
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,300
he drove through the front door, I

549
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:41,140
was sitting here going, what kind of drugs are you all?

550
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,940
There's no way he did that.

551
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:45,420
He was on blocka, blocka, flock of lane.

552
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,260
OK, last one.

553
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,620
A Florida man was arrested after allegedly kicking swans

554
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,500
at a park and he was doing karate practice.

555
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,700
Kicking swans.

556
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:57,980
Yeah, he claimed that he was practicing karate

557
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:02,380
and he was kicking swans in the head.

558
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,260
This happened in Orlando and this guy was from Jacksonville

559
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:10,500
and he was reported to have kicked some swans in the head.

560
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:15,100
Why do I feel like this is like an anime kid or something?

561
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,380
I looked at a picture.

562
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:18,500
I mean, the guy was probably on drugs.

563
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,620
Like he didn't look like an anime kid.

564
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620
Again, I'm sorry.

565
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:25,980
Animal cruelty is not funny, but like the story is funny.

566
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,100
So they said that.

567
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,340
Kicking swans.

568
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,180
He's over here by the lake.

569
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,460
Anyways, Bruce Lee and some swans.

570
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:36,780
Said witnesses told the police that he kicked two swans

571
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:41,500
in the head and another in its butt as hard as possible.

572
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,660
Said that the man kicked a swan in the face.

573
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:49,100
Looked at the witness and laughed while he was doing it.

574
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,340
Attack other animals.

575
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:53,820
So he was just doing this in front of other people.

576
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:57,380
Like he was just going around just like walloping geese

577
00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:00,020
in the head with his foot and then just.

578
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:03,580
What's bad is like I could just see him like practice.

579
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:06,140
Like like you said, being an anime kid and like doing

580
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:11,460
the karate kid moves and like crane kicking a swan in the face.

581
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:15,020
Like he'd be taking that karate way too serious.

582
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,620
If you ever see a guy in the park kicking some swans

583
00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:21,340
or even some geese walk away kids walk away.

584
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,420
Again, animal cruelty is not funny,

585
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:27,340
but it's just like the image of him kicking swans

586
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,180
is what's funny to me.

587
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:29,940
Oh man.

588
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:33,820
Okay, let's move on to another subject.

589
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,620
All right, we're going to move into our donor hole.

590
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,780
And I have a quiz for you, but it's not like a get the right

591
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,740
ones, right?

592
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:45,020
This is more of a like get to know you kind of quiz.

593
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:47,220
Oh, get to know you.

594
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,660
It's like a would you rather type quiz.

595
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,940
All right.

596
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:57,940
So first question, who would you rather be roommates with?

597
00:24:57,940 --> 00:24:58,440
Slap.

598
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,620
No, I'm just kidding.

599
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,500
No.

600
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:01,940
All right.

601
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:04,220
This first question in all seriousness,

602
00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:07,980
would you rather retire early and live a short life

603
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:11,860
or retire later in life, but live a super long life?

604
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:16,300
So but the time frames of living after retirement,

605
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:19,380
like the years are kind of the same.

606
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:22,420
Maybe like you retire later than most people,

607
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,620
but you live like longer than a lot most people,

608
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,420
if that makes sense.

609
00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:27,420
Then I would do that one.

610
00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:32,380
Yeah, I would work a little longer, but be retired and have

611
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,380
longer to spend it.

612
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,140
You wouldn't want to retire early?

613
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:36,540
I mean, I do want to retire early,

614
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:39,540
but if it means that I'm shorter time to spend it,

615
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,460
what's all the use of working it?

616
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,380
Yeah, that's true.

617
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,900
OK, this one's not a would you rather one.

618
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:48,340
But if you could eat at only one restaurant for the rest

619
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,140
of your life, what would it be?

620
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:52,100
My first thought would be like, full of a chow.

621
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,660
But I'll tell you what, I couldn't

622
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:56,940
have the meat sweats every day like that.

623
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:58,020
Oh, man, that's hard.

624
00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:59,740
You don't have like a certain restaurant.

625
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:02,340
Would you want to eat at Firehouse only for the rest

626
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:02,740
of your life?

627
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:03,940
Well, you can't really.

628
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,820
The only other ones that come to mind,

629
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:10,300
I would probably get tired of pretty fast.

630
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,980
Because the first one was like, oh, what a burger.

631
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:17,260
But at the same time, I'm going to get tired of greasy food

632
00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:18,140
pretty quick.

633
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:22,420
So man, I don't know, I guess.

634
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,220
I picked this local joint.

635
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:25,620
It's a little Mexican cafe.

636
00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:26,540
How about that?

637
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,580
I could do that every day.

638
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:31,420
If you could meet any famous person dead or alive,

639
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:32,660
who would you want it to be?

640
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,060
And I want to go to cliche.

641
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,180
You got all of minor presidents, of course,

642
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,540
from George Washington Action.

643
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:42,540
I just want to hear, OK, we've heard the stories about crossing

644
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:43,020
the Delaware.

645
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,900
What was that actually like in real life?

646
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,380
Cold is a mess, I imagine.

647
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:47,380
But what else was it like?

648
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:48,180
Just say one.

649
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:48,980
Just say a couple.

650
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:50,060
Name a couple.

651
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,900
Lincoln, that must have been hard.

652
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,740
Talk about experiences.

653
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:58,340
And I mean, even his road to getting elected is pretty crazy.

654
00:26:58,340 --> 00:27:00,780
So we could just leave it at those two.

655
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:02,940
Would you rather have telekinesis, which

656
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,620
is moving things with your mind or telepathy,

657
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,060
reading people's thoughts?

658
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:07,980
Oh, telepathy.

659
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:10,300
Let me know what you're thinking.

660
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,540
Yeah, we kind of already do that.

661
00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:13,140
I know.

662
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:14,700
I would rather have telekinesis.

663
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,260
I'd rather move stuff with my mind.

664
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:19,540
I don't really care to know what other people's thoughts.

665
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:20,340
Like I do.

666
00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:21,340
That sounds really bad.

667
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,220
I really do care what other people are thinking,

668
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,140
but I don't want to have to know what everybody's thinking.

669
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:27,580
But Chris is also lazy.

670
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,980
You know what he wants to do?

671
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:32,300
He wants to be able to sit in bed and go chips

672
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,260
and do a little motion with his head

673
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,580
and have the chips come to him.

674
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,540
That's what I'm not going to say.

675
00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:38,700
That'll get me in trouble.

676
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:43,420
OK, would you rather work a weekend overtime shift

677
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:47,940
with your annoying boss or spend a full day with your most

678
00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:51,060
disliked person or the person you dislike the most?

679
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,100
Oh, man, overtime with the boss.

680
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,020
Oh, yeah, the person I'm thinking about,

681
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:58,180
I couldn't deal with more than about two hours.

682
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:01,460
Listen, I can't deal with them like an hour virtually

683
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:04,620
over a team's meeting without wanting to choke the mess out

684
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:04,860
of them.

685
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:08,100
OK, well, there you go.

686
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,340
All right, would you rather have a pause button or a rewind

687
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,380
button on your life?

688
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:15,340
I don't really want rewind, to be honest.

689
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:18,060
So I guess pause because it's always

690
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,460
good to have the moment, like live the moments while you're

691
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:24,780
in them because there would be times that I want to extend more.

692
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,820
But I mean, there are some things that

693
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,780
would be cool to go back to, but not one

694
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,340
to where I'd want to have that exclusively, I don't think.

695
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,980
There you go.

696
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,420
Minds me of that movie, Click, which is a sad movie.

697
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:36,620
It's kind of sad.

698
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:37,340
Yeah, it is.

699
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,780
You fast forward your whole life.

700
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:39,460
Two more.

701
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:43,220
Would you rather travel the world for free for a year

702
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:46,500
or have 50 grand to spend on whatever you want?

703
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,700
It's a tough one.

704
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:51,220
At this point in life, so here's the hard part.

705
00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:55,180
The free spirit in me was to go take the 50,000 or not.

706
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:56,820
Don't take the I'm sorry, not take the 50.

707
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,740
Go traveling and do whatever you want, right?

708
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,940
And then the other part of me is like, no, no, no.

709
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,460
The real answer, what you would actually do

710
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:08,260
is you take the 50 grand and down payment for housing.

711
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,460
Yeah, but here's the thing.

712
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,500
You travel the world.

713
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,700
Those are experiences.

714
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,180
You're never going to forget those.

715
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:15,580
That stuff, like that's.

716
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:17,780
Yeah, like it's just there.

717
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:18,700
I mean, that's true.

718
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,460
Like the I feel like you have the experience.

719
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,900
The other thing too is the I'm I'm

720
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:27,380
think make so much money, make so much boo-coo's of money

721
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:30,620
to where you still do that and have your cake and eat it

722
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,060
to it just might take some time.

723
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:34,540
But you only have 50 grand to spend.

724
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:38,860
All I'm saying is 50 grand could get you some stuff.

725
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,940
At least get some check blocks on some goals, maybe even

726
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,980
do a facilitator career change.

727
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,900
All right, last one.

728
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:48,260
Would you rather work at your job, your current job right now,

729
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,220
but you make double for a year?

730
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,460
You can't take any vacations though.

731
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,780
Or you have the year off and you are just

732
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,380
earning your current salary.

733
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,740
Oh, you're off current salary.

734
00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,380
That's what I'm saying, bro.

735
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,620
Because I'm like, you think about it's like, yeah,

736
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:04,420
I could take that double salary and then take a vacation

737
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,060
after the year is up.

738
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,660
But like, that's a long time to grind without a vacation.

739
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:09,380
Oh, yeah.

740
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:12,740
And especially because you know what will happen is you'll go

741
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,580
and say you're going, OK, I got this.

742
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,260
I got this.

743
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:18,020
And like all the stuff that will have never

744
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:21,220
hit the fan before at that place will hit the fan.

745
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,300
Like, you know it will.

746
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,140
And it'll test you every step of the way.

747
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:26,500
Yeah, it's like you still get the normal days off,

748
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,700
like your normal two days off.

749
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,500
You just don't get to take like vacation or anything.

750
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,340
Yeah, it's still be time.

751
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:34,420
Thanks for playing the little game.

752
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:38,700
We're going to transition into what fries my donuts.

753
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:42,380
I've heard that you got a lot that's frying you up this week.

754
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:45,180
Yeah, so you know what I'm sick and tired of hearing?

755
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,380
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Travis

756
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,940
Kelsey and Taylor Swift.

757
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,180
Shut up.

758
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:52,820
That's all I got to say, Chris, on that one.

759
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:54,500
That really fries me up.

760
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,220
You know what fries me up about it?

761
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,820
You can't even watch football anymore.

762
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:01,500
Like, I remember.

763
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,220
OK, I do remember there were other celebrity couples.

764
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,060
One that I can remember very probably

765
00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:08,700
was Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

766
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,900
You remember this one?

767
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:10,700
I do.

768
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,780
And yeah, they showed Jessica Simpson at the game.

769
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:16,260
But I kid you not, it's like every chief's touchdown,

770
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:19,300
when the game starts, it's like, oh, Taylor Swift's here.

771
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,420
And then it's like, you come back from a commercial break.

772
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:24,140
This is what Taylor Swift was doing with Patrick Mahomes'

773
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:24,940
wife.

774
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:28,740
And it's like, oh, are we watching E news about what

775
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,020
Taylor Swift is doing up in the press box?

776
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,020
Or are we watching an actual game?

777
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,340
It's almost like it's taking a backseat to this whole thing.

778
00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:36,740
And not just that.

779
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:42,020
But then the commentators, it does sound like E news.

780
00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,140
I don't know who this is.

781
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,780
Joan Rivers or whatnot.

782
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:48,020
But they sitting over here talking about this is the relationship

783
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,700
America needs right now.

784
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:50,300
No, no, no.

785
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,660
You know what America needs right now?

786
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,700
You to pin that camera back down to the field where it belongs.

787
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,700
That's what I got to say.

788
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,660
I think what the problem is is that our culture is so

789
00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:01,980
obsessed with entertainment and being entertained.

790
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:05,980
That simply watching a football game or a sports event,

791
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:09,260
now they think it's quote unquote boring.

792
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,460
So now they have to have something to get ratings.

793
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:15,500
And it's all a business now because we have to get ratings.

794
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,940
And it's like, Taylor Swift is bringing ratings

795
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:21,020
or bringing new eyes on the product that no one else has seen.

796
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,140
And I'm like, yeah, but like who cares, bro?

797
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:26,420
Like, honestly, I'm going to go out and say it.

798
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,740
I don't see the hype about Taylor Swift.

799
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,900
I think we should cancel Taylor Swift.

800
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,340
I don't think she's that good.

801
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,820
I don't think she's that talented.

802
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:37,620
There is nothing that I'm like, oh, crap, like, holy crap.

803
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,980
Taylor Swift is like, freaking awesome.

804
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:43,300
But now you got all these basic people that are just like, oh,

805
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,940
my gosh, I love Taylor.

806
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,260
And I don't know what I don't know what that's about.

807
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:48,020
I don't either.

808
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:53,140
I just, for me, I don't care that a football player is

809
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,100
dating or I don't care.

810
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:55,980
That's fine.

811
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,260
You can mention it.

812
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:59,140
But a mention is one thing.

813
00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:01,100
Making the whole dang game about it.

814
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,660
But to your point, I will say this too,

815
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:05,780
it was the Atlanta Falcons.

816
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:08,420
You know what they did at one of their games here lately?

817
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,460
They had.

818
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,060
They did the Toy Story thing.

819
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:11,580
Well, yeah.

820
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:12,340
I saw the Toy Story thing.

821
00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:14,740
They did the Toy Story thing, which to be honest,

822
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:15,900
that was pretty dumb.

823
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:19,220
But I get it.

824
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:22,500
But at the same time, I didn't really like it.

825
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,540
The other thing, so the Atlanta Falcons in their stadium,

826
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:30,340
while the game was going on, had wrestling actually.

827
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,700
Had an amateur wrestling.

828
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,500
They set up a ring and all this.

829
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,500
But the game was ongoing while this wrestling was happening.

830
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,660
They had one of their, because up in Atlanta,

831
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:43,460
in their new stadium now, they kind of have a ring up top.

832
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:47,140
And that's like, it's kind of a jumbletron all the way around.

833
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:50,020
Some of the screens were to the wrestling.

834
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,060
Some were to the football game.

835
00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:54,420
And you're sitting here going, and there's even been others,

836
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:56,940
like in LA, in LA's new stadium.

837
00:33:56,940 --> 00:34:01,940
They've played like the professional video game guys.

838
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:05,420
Like, they're streamed while the game's going on.

839
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:09,060
And I'm sitting here going, what's amazing is,

840
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,180
these people paid good money to be there

841
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:13,220
to watch a football game, you would think.

842
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:16,020
Yeah, I don't know what the deal is going on with that.

843
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,420
It's very annoying.

844
00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:20,980
But my deal is like, they made it that big of a deal

845
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:23,660
about Travis Kelsey's other girlfriends.

846
00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:24,740
Like, I don't think they have.

847
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:26,300
Like, I honestly didn't know.

848
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,540
No, I don't know who he's dating.

849
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:29,060
Yeah, I don't know who he is.

850
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,380
Like, I know the name.

851
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,620
And I'm not even that connected to football,

852
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:33,780
but I know the name.

853
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,980
But then I was like, oh, like, I don't

854
00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:38,300
think they made that big of a deal about his other girlfriends,

855
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,820
but because it's freaking Taylor Swift.

856
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:43,660
And my thing is, like, is she just dating him

857
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,100
to get the attention?

858
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:50,660
Or is he dating her so that the NFL can get attention?

859
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,460
Like, to me, I'm like, yeah.

860
00:34:52,460 --> 00:35:00,500
I don't know, man, because it's just, it's kind of like WWE.

861
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,460
The storyline has been coming for a while

862
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:05,140
because Travis Kelsey said some stuff of, like,

863
00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:06,060
I don't even remember.

864
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,420
Something about, like, getting a telephone number

865
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,860
or some crap like that.

866
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,500
And then it was just like, oh, they're flirting back and forth.

867
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,420
And then Taylor Swift was like, oh,

868
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,700
I might take you up on your offer to come to a game

869
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:17,200
or something.

870
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,820
And I was like, oh, they're dating.

871
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,020
And then she showed up to one.

872
00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:22,620
They're like, oh, it's all confirmed.

873
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,820
It's like, oh, my gosh.

874
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:27,620
Here's the thing about WWE is their job is to entertain.

875
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:31,420
So if you get another celebrity in there, in the mix,

876
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,660
you try to get a Logan Paul, whatever, I get that.

877
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:36,380
Because you are trying to entertain an audience.

878
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,140
And you're trying to get a new audience.

879
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,300
Sports, unless the game has changed,

880
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,380
you are literally just, you're sports.

881
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:43,980
It's sports.

882
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,300
You're just playing the game.

883
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,340
You're enjoying it.

884
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,500
Like, you're not, I mean, yeah, there's

885
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,860
some aspect of entertaining about it.

886
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:54,500
But it's like, I just want to watch football.

887
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,940
That's exactly what I'm mad about.

888
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:59,460
But the NFL's trying to capitalize primarily

889
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,620
on a lot of these newfound fans.

890
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:06,420
Because historically, if we're being 100% honest,

891
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,940
it's male dominated, right?

892
00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:12,420
And the female partners typically

893
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,660
may not be into football.

894
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:16,260
Some are, but a lot aren't, right?

895
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:17,820
But now they kind of can be.

896
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:20,260
They might not have to know anything about football.

897
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:23,740
But all they know is that Taylor Swift is dating that guy.

898
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:26,180
And all of a sudden, now they have something to like.

899
00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:27,780
Now all of a sudden, the ratings are up.

900
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:30,820
So now they're going to beat this horse till, I mean,

901
00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:33,100
it's a bloody pulp.

902
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,740
And it's just, it's sickening because it's just,

903
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:39,220
it's not even, it's worth a mention, sure, of like, oh,

904
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:40,420
look, he's dating Taylor Swift.

905
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,580
But that's not what it's about.

906
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:43,620
I'm going to say it one last time.

907
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:46,500
I'm going to officially say it and be unapologetic.

908
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,900
Taylor Swift is as boring as watching Pete try.

909
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:51,580
Boring.

910
00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:53,060
There's nothing exciting.

911
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,980
There is nothing exciting about her.

912
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,420
Yeah, she might have some good songs.

913
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,540
Every artist has some good songs.

914
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:00,980
That's not hard to do.

915
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:05,740
You give me somebody like Bruno Mars or like a Beyonce

916
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,660
or Rihanna like that person.

917
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,940
I'm like, okay, that person is like revolutionized music.

918
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:13,060
You give me somebody like a Michael Jackson.

919
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,780
That person's revolutionized music.

920
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,380
Taylor Swift.

921
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,380
No, Blaine, just like her fans.

922
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,140
It's a stage presence thing.

923
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,060
Basin.

924
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,100
To me, just like her fans.

925
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,780
To me, everybody's like, oh, she has great stage presence.

926
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,660
But I mean, you see what she kind of does.

927
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:31,100
She has the same moves and same maneuvers.

928
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,020
I don't know.

929
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:35,540
It's just if you're going to pay all that much money

930
00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:39,980
to go to a big old stadium and be packed out, I mean,

931
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:43,180
go ahead and if you're a fan of it, that's cool.

932
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:46,660
But at the same time, it's just like, I don't know.

933
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,420
It ain't that great.

934
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,340
She says basic as her fans.

935
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:50,700
And I'm going to say it.

936
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,980
I don't care.

937
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,420
I don't like Taylor Swift.

938
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:56,820
Dude, I know that this is like totally going down a rabbit hole.

939
00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,740
And I promise we'll go to the improv segment.

940
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,980
But did you know that there is a genre?

941
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:06,420
I found out this week there is a genre called divorced mom music

942
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:08,180
and divorced dad music.

943
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,140
Have you heard about this?

944
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:14,220
Is it supposed to be music with a sad twinge to it or what?

945
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,860
No, that's not even it at all.

946
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:20,460
Basically, what I found out is it's just millennials' favorite

947
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:21,300
songs.

948
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,540
Now, divorced dad music is just like punk rock

949
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:31,300
from Breaking Benjamin and Lincoln Park and Creed.

950
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,220
That's apparently divorced dad music.

951
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:40,380
Divorced mom music is like Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Rihanna,

952
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:45,340
some of the jams that we like to bump, like rap jams.

953
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,420
That's divorced mom music, apparently.

954
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,740
And I was like, that's just millennials' songs

955
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,740
that they had growing up.

956
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:53,500
Like Missy Elliott, one, two step was on there.

957
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,220
And I was just like, are you serious?

958
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:58,300
Was this on Spotify or what?

959
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,380
Yeah, but somebody asked me about it.

960
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,060
They were like, are you listening to divorced dad music?

961
00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:06,260
And I was like, what is that even mean?

962
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,340
I was like, and I asked, I said, why

963
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:12,300
does this music, why is this music associated with divorced

964
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:12,940
dads?

965
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:16,100
And they couldn't give me an answer.

966
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,020
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

967
00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:20,500
We live in strange times.

968
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,700
I think it's just something Gen Z came up with.

969
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:26,460
We live in strange times where things are called weird stuff.

970
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:27,540
I don't know, man.

971
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:28,460
I don't know, man.

972
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:32,180
But hey, we get to make up our own stuff in this next segment.

973
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,500
And that's our improv segment, which is our mystery donut.

974
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,460
So I like that transition.

975
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,460
Thanks.

976
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,780
I tried.

977
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,940
All right, so I'm thinking we do fortunately,

978
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:47,020
unfortunately.

979
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,860
What do you think?

980
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,100
I feel up.

981
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:55,260
All right, so I could just do we want a scenario?

982
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,620
Or I could just start with something.

983
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,660
We can just go with it.

984
00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:59,260
Let's do a scenario.

985
00:39:59,260 --> 00:39:59,760
OK.

986
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:06,220
At the garbage dump.

987
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,500
That's oddly specific.

988
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:07,980
OK.

989
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,340
I'm always oddly specific.

990
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:13,300
I don't know why you're always surprised about this.

991
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:13,900
Let's go.

992
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,580
You're starting.

993
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:19,380
Fortunately, I'm at the garbage dump

994
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,900
and don't have to hear about Taylor Swift and Travis

995
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,140
Kelsey anymore.

996
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:26,020
Unfortunately, this whole place reminds you

997
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:28,940
of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey because they are adult.

998
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,820
You know, I did set you up for that one.

999
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:41,380
Fortunately, you see, like, how do I even come back from that?

1000
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:43,700
Fortunately.

1001
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,780
Just make a statement.

1002
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:45,900
Just make a statement.

1003
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,940
Isn't that the first part of that statement?

1004
00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:51,860
All right.

1005
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,860
All right.

1006
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:58,540
Fortunately, the rats aren't as big as they were yesterday.

1007
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:02,820
Unfortunately, they're a lot bigger than they were last week.

1008
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:05,860
Fortunately, that homeless guy from down the block

1009
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:08,300
has been cooking a micro-artillery chickens.

1010
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,420
So we're good.

1011
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:12,140
Unfortunately, it's going to take us forever

1012
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:16,140
to find that bookshelf that your wife said to not throw away.

1013
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,260
Fortunately, I hope she's forgotten about that

1014
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,540
so that it's not even a problem.

1015
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,980
Unfortunately, your wife has the memory of an elephant

1016
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:25,540
and she's not going to forget.

1017
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:28,540
Fortunately, you're right.

1018
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,540
But we're not going to say anything.

1019
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,980
So it's still going to work out.

1020
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:34,300
Unfortunately, you not saying anything

1021
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,980
is the problem of your marriage.

1022
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:39,260
Fortunately, you don't know the problems of my marriage.

1023
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,340
So f off.

1024
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:44,020
Unfortunately, I do know the problems of your marriage

1025
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,420
because your wife told me.

1026
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:50,220
Dang, well, I'm going to have to confront her then.

1027
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,340
I got a scenario.

1028
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,140
All right, let's do it.

1029
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:53,980
Halloween.

1030
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:57,100
OK, let's do it.

1031
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,580
Fortunately, I don't have to take the kids

1032
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:01,020
to trick or treating this year.

1033
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,820
Unfortunately, they're bored at the house

1034
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:04,900
and driving you crazy.

1035
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,340
Fortunately, I'm just going to put them to bed early

1036
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:09,900
so that they can just be quiet.

1037
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,340
Unfortunately, the next door neighbors

1038
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,300
are running the haunted house and they looked out the window

1039
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:15,940
and got scared.

1040
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,580
Unfortunately, well, we have the lights off.

1041
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,940
So nobody are sorry.

1042
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:23,140
Fortunately, it's yeah, it is fortunate.

1043
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,060
Fortunately, we have the lights off.

1044
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:28,140
So no one's going to come to our house tonight.

1045
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:31,900
Unfortunately, they take that as a sign of no candy

1046
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:33,540
and the egg and toilet paper.

1047
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:37,380
Fortunately, that's OK because my kids will just

1048
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,420
clean it up in the morning.

1049
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:43,140
Unfortunately, all your kids are sick with 103 degree fever.

1050
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,420
Fortunately, I have great insurance.

1051
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:48,140
So I'm going to take over the doctor and get the medicine.

1052
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:51,580
Unfortunately, all the eggs are starting to rot

1053
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:52,900
and smell really bad.

1054
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:56,180
Fortunately, this is a great service project

1055
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:58,860
for my community group to help me with at church.

1056
00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:03,580
Unfortunately, your kids gave them all this illness.

1057
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,100
Fortunately, I'm just going to pray

1058
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,660
and they're going to be all better.

1059
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:11,140
I'm not going to go where I was going to go there.

1060
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:13,380
So we can move on.

1061
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:15,740
Let's do the last scenario.

1062
00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:17,820
I think we've done this in another one.

1063
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:19,460
But hey, we're almost to 100 episodes.

1064
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:22,500
We can repeat scenarios even with some games.

1065
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,260
But at a car dealership.

1066
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,820
OK, you go first.

1067
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,820
Fortunately, my credit is good.

1068
00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:29,380
So I should have low payment.

1069
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:31,500
Unfortunately, you're going to have

1070
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,340
to put down a $5,000 down payment still.

1071
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:38,220
Fortunately, I have $10,000 to put down because I plan to court.

1072
00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:40,060
Unfortunately, I forgot to tell you.

1073
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:42,460
I took $5,000 out of your bank account

1074
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:44,020
because I needed some cash.

1075
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,460
Fortunately, I knew you were going to do that

1076
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,900
because you've done that in the past.

1077
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,060
So I have another $5,000

1078
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,460
cashed away in another account.

1079
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:54,180
Unfortunately, that account is frozen

1080
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:58,140
because I took some cash out that your accounts were locked

1081
00:43:58,140 --> 00:43:59,140
because it was fraud.

1082
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:02,100
Fortunately, there's a bank account in the Caymans

1083
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:06,740
that nobody has any clue about that has millions.

1084
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,980
Yeah, millions.

1085
00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:11,380
Unfortunately, the feds do know about that bank account,

1086
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,140
my friend.

1087
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:15,500
If the feds are listening, what money?

1088
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,780
They don't know about anything.

1089
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,060
And even if they do, they can't get in the Caymans.

1090
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:23,100
So fortunately, it's in the Caymans, so we good.

1091
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:26,220
Unfortunately, you're going to have your ear

1092
00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:28,340
talked off by all these salesmen today.

1093
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:31,500
Fortunately, at least that gives me a free vacation

1094
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,900
since I have to sit through the timeshare seminar.

1095
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,060
Unfortunately, I don't understand

1096
00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:39,100
how we ended up at a timeshare when we were supposed

1097
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,340
to be buying a car today.

1098
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:44,740
Things transition when things happen, fortunately.

1099
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:47,860
Unfortunately, your logic makes zero sense to me.

1100
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:50,700
Fortunately, it doesn't have to make sense

1101
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:53,060
because I've got millions in the Caymans.

1102
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:55,380
Unfortunately, I'm leaving this conversation.

1103
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:56,300
Boo.

1104
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,380
All right.

1105
00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:00,260
We're going to move into our last segment, which

1106
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,380
is the E-Claire, and that's our positive advice.

1107
00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:04,820
And I think it's my turn to go first.

1108
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:05,820
I don't remember.

1109
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:06,980
But I'll go first.

1110
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:09,900
Sometimes it's good to just evaluate things

1111
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:13,460
and evaluate how things are going and make little tweaks.

1112
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,540
It doesn't mean that things are going absolutely horrible.

1113
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,860
But you always want to be growing.

1114
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:20,660
You always want to be changing whether that's work,

1115
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:24,620
whether that's personal, professional, whatever.

1116
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:27,340
But you just need to sometimes stop and just evaluate.

1117
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:29,220
Say, hey, how is this going?

1118
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:30,500
Has this been going good?

1119
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,060
What have we been doing good?

1120
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,500
What is an opportunity for us to change things

1121
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,860
and then make those necessary adjustments?

1122
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,700
You might be like, you know what?

1123
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:40,860
I just need to make a little change here

1124
00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:44,140
or a little change there or stop doing this or start doing

1125
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:44,640
this.

1126
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,820
And it's just no big deal.

1127
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:47,940
But when you make those little changes,

1128
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,620
it shows growth and progression.

1129
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:52,420
And so make changes.

1130
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,780
But stop and evaluate.

1131
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:57,140
But when you stop and evaluate, also celebrate your wins

1132
00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:59,460
because that's a good thing too.

1133
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,060
It's hard to do that in a moment.

1134
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:03,140
Mine kind of piggybacks off of that.

1135
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:07,300
And mine for this week was just because you

1136
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,700
don't see any tangible results in what you're doing

1137
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,580
doesn't mean that you're moving forward.

1138
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:15,140
Sometimes it takes preliminary steps.

1139
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:19,740
And even if you're looking at it in a progression,

1140
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:24,260
sometimes in life it's not from step one to step two.

1141
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:27,460
There's step one A. There's step one B.

1142
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,660
And those are always the most frustrating types

1143
00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,780
because you have to check all the blocks before you

1144
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:33,220
get to the next step.

1145
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,620
But just because it doesn't seem like it's moving forward

1146
00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:38,580
doesn't mean that it's not moving forward.

1147
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:40,260
As long as you put an effort forth,

1148
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:42,620
it's going to keep moving forward.

1149
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:43,580
Don't give up.

1150
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:44,460
That's good, man.

1151
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,740
That's good stuff.

1152
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:49,220
Well, we have enjoyed this podcast episode.

1153
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:49,980
It's been great.

1154
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,460
We always have a great time.

1155
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:53,020
At least I always have a great time.

1156
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,380
I know Micah does too.

1157
00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,860
So we hope you guys have enjoyed listening to us.

1158
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:59,140
Thank you for continuing to support us.

1159
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,460
Tell them what we got.

1160
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,340
TV trashcan.com.

1161
00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,660
And TV trashcan.com.

1162
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:06,580
Go ahead and go and like and subscribe us over there.

1163
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:08,860
Now, it's cool, man.

1164
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,820
We've got other videos coming out.

1165
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,500
Of course, we've got Church Rescue.

1166
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,140
We're going to be coming out with a part two here coming soon.

1167
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:19,420
And then we've got some different flight videos coming out too.

1168
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,780
Put some trash can travel.

1169
00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:22,180
So keep an eye out for that.

1170
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:27,340
Of course, each Monday, this episode, and other episodes

1171
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,740
of the podcast will be coming out.

1172
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:30,260
So keep an eye out for that too.

1173
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:32,060
But man, it's always fun.

1174
00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:33,060
It's always good.

1175
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:35,820
But TV trashcan.com, go check it out.

1176
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,100
That's pretty much all I got, man.

1177
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:37,740
All right.

1178
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:41,420
Well, let's get ready to take this Donut Box out to the trash.

1179
00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:42,380
I'm Chris.

1180
00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:43,220
And I'm Micah.

1181
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,780
And this has been the Donut Box Podcast.

1182
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:59,900
Williams Beach Bups.