1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,880 Trash Camp presents Backwoods Bachelor. Last week on Backwoods Bachelor, 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:11,080 Cletus narrowed it down from 20 girls to 15 girls. With Charlotte winning the 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:15,720 tractor race, she is now in buying for first position. Let's take a look. I'm 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,300 going to take her on a steak dinner date to the buffet. You know, they got that 5 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:24,960 for the 9.99 so we're going there this weekend and I don't want y'all fighting 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,600 about it now. Listen here, Darrell. I tell you something, you better not be going and 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,920 thinking that you're his number one just because you want some steak and 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,080 tractor race. He gonna come home with me and that trucking company, that's all mine. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:42,120 You better take your little grabby hands off of it. Well sister, I don't know who 10 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:49,560 the heck you think you are. I'll tell you something. Listen, that's my man. If 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:54,160 anybody don't have me smoke eight barbaros days, it's gonna be with him. Well, 12 00:00:54,160 --> 00:01:00,920 Cletus, you have five buckets of KFC to give to the first five girls that you 13 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,360 feel like should get a secure spot for next week. These five girls will not 14 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,880 have to compete in the challenge this week. Who are you giving your five buckets 15 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:23,520 of KFC to? Oh my, it's a hard decision. Can I tell you what? I have some of this. I just, you know, I'm looking at this chicken going. I hope there's more in the back because I really want something for myself. I really don't want to be giving out of this chicken way but 16 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:37,920 I'll tell you what. You, you, you and Darla I guess and then Charlene because she's a, oh man, 17 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,240 all right. Yeah, you come up here get this chicken. See which five girls make it to 18 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:51,520 the next round on Backwoods Bachelor. Who's gonna get married to me? Hi, I'm Chris and 19 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:56,640 I'm Michael and this is the Donut Box podcast. 20 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:09,320 Well, we're back for another wonderful week, man. We are rolling right along. We 21 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:13,360 are almost into September. Praise the Lord. That means fall is right around the 22 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:18,520 corner. A little bit of a confession, man. People have been drinking pumpkin spice 23 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,520 lattes that's already been rolling out. My wife came home with a bag of those. 24 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,200 They're almost like candy corn but those pumpkins, those candy pumpkins and I was 25 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:31,600 like, what are you doing? It's August and it's Texas so it's still over a hundred 26 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:36,080 degrees outside so it's not fall by any stretch of the imagination. I'll just let 27 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,520 you know that right now. It's still a scorcher down here. Yes, it is. Well, we 28 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:44,000 hope that every bullen is doing well. We're so excited for you guys to be here 29 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,880 with us and we got a great episode but before that we want to thank our 30 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,960 listeners from all around the country. Where do we got some good listeners? We're 31 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,240 gonna start in the Midwest because I was starting the East Coast, West Coast or 32 00:02:55,240 --> 00:03:03,120 South, whatever. So we're gonna talk about South Dakota, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri. 33 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Listen, we've also got, so I will kick it out to the West Coast. You know, we've got 34 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:15,200 California, Oregon, Washington which are all great, New Mexico, Texas and then 35 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:19,200 even down further South you go all the way to the other corner. We got 36 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,640 Florida, Georgia up into Mississippi all the way, I mean all the way up into the 37 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,840 Northeast too. I'm telling you, we got them all over the place. What about 38 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,080 internationally, Chris? We can't forget our friends in Canada. We also can't 39 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:37,760 forget our friends in the UK, Brussels, Belgium, Frankfurt, Germany and Ireland, 40 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,240 England. We love all of you guys as well as our people in the Middle East and also 41 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:47,000 our people in Australia. We appreciate you guys. Really sorry for your horrible 42 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,760 impressions of your accent but hey, it's fun. Exactly. We got a great episode for 43 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:56,040 you guys today and we're gonna kick it off with the old-fashioned donut which is 44 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,320 a story from our past and if you've been listening for a while you know that Mike 45 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:05,400 and I used to work at the boot corral and we have great stories. We worked there. 46 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,760 We only worked there, at least I only worked there for like a year and a half 47 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,680 but we met so many interesting characters and so today we're gonna do 48 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,400 some more boot corral part eight. I think we're on part eight of it. 49 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,440 We've just been making it all the way through. We're just doing the expose on 50 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:26,760 almost everybody. So you know, let's start off with a former manager of ours 51 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:32,480 and we're going to call him. What would you like to call him? We'll call him Brian. 52 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:38,740 That's what we'll call him. Brian. Okay, Brian the manager and he was kind of 53 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:44,680 the, how do I put this? There was the main general manager, then there was three 54 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:49,920 assistant managers. He was kind of the low man on the totem pole, mainly because 55 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,920 he was an idiot. You know what I call him? You know what John Tappert calls 56 00:04:53,920 --> 00:05:00,000 these people? A stupor visor because he was dumb and he was just a 57 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,720 supervisor. He really wasn't a manager. He was just there to make sure that the 58 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,680 store didn't burn down. He was a dumb dumb. I mean I remember there was a lot of 59 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,880 times. So actually my first and only write-up that I ever got at the boot 60 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:17,160 crowd was because of him. Actually it was because of another guy that we had 61 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,520 talked about before. I don't remember what we called him, but it was the guy 62 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,720 with the yellow truck that worked in the back with us. You know who I'm talking 63 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:31,080 about. Oh, San Angelo? Yeah, exactly. Anyways, he basically wrote us up 64 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:38,040 because this guy had mis-tagged a bunch of jeans. Basically, you know, we were in 65 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,280 the back putting all the price tags on and he said, oh no, I know how to put them 66 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:48,160 on correctly and you had to match them up to the styles. I'll put it to this 67 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,240 way. Once you've done it for a while, you can eyeball it and say, okay, that's what 68 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:55,000 this style is and that's what this style is. But he was brand new. So he just went 69 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,480 to tagging and so he tags all this stuff wrong. Well, I mean this is 70 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,080 over a hundred pairs of jeans. So we had to pull all this off and not to mention 71 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:09,320 this was when he mis-tagged it was like 830 at night and we closed at 9. And what 72 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,160 they like to do is they like to count the till and be out by 915, right? 73 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:20,080 Something like that. And so we had to stay till like 10, you know, and basically 74 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,160 we got written up for taking store hours even though it was technically this 75 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,520 guy's fault for putting this guy in charge of tagging. I don't know what 76 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,000 he was thinking. Yeah. The only thing I really remember about Brian, I almost said 77 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,400 his real name. The only thing I remember about Brian is I remember somebody 78 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:42,680 said something. He was like, oh yeah, well my fiance calls me Sautrita Grande, 79 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,840 which means big sausage in Spanish. And I just remember thinking like, what the 80 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:52,640 heck? But here's the thing about Brian, right? Brian seemed like he was having a 81 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:57,200 stable life. Seemed like things were kind of going his way. Had a fiance that 82 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:03,840 seemed to be nice, right? But as we all know in retail stores and stuff, there is 83 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:09,080 a lot of workplace romance that are going on and people are having a lot of 84 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:14,120 affairs. Well, Brian was having an affair with one of the cashiers and it really 85 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:19,000 puzzled me because this cashier was like way out of his league. Way out of his 86 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,360 league. And I was like, you're choosing to have an affair with this guy? And yeah, 87 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,280 it was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. It was terrible. I didn't really 88 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:32,200 understand. And eventually they got found out and his fiance broke up with him. 89 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:40,960 Oh Brian there. The other thing that I remember about old Brian is we, of course, 90 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,320 this is when Chris and I both worked in the back doing the stocking and the 91 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:51,080 shelving and the like the jazz, getting all the things in order. You would always 92 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,640 cringe. And I still cringe sometimes when I hear the air brakes of an 18-wheeler 93 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:00,080 because when an 18-wheeler would pull out to the backside of that building, that 94 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,400 means you got a big order coming. And you never knew when these things happened. 95 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:09,600 The corporate office would just send it out there to us. And so we got, I don't 96 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:14,440 even remember how much it was. It was like 120 boxes of jeans and it was just 97 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:20,680 jeans. And it was the stock up for the holiday season. And it was a massive pile. 98 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:26,040 I mean we had the whole stock room just full of boxes. And it was so 99 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:31,200 high to get some of these boxes down. We had this big wooden stick. We 100 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:35,360 had to go and kind of lift it down and whatnot. Well we couldn't get this top 101 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:39,800 box. It could kind of have fallen and gotten cock-eyed. So old Brian decides, 102 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:45,520 give me that stick. Almost a hold my beer kind of moment. And he, you know, 103 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:52,280 chucks this stick like a spear up into the, you know, up to this box. And you 104 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:58,360 got to think, he also, it's the part that I'm leaving out, he also asked me to 105 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,720 stand underneath it to catch the box when it comes down. And that was my 106 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:08,480 idiot mistake for being like, yeah sure. So first the stick comes and hits me in 107 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:14,160 the face. Second, the entire pile of boxes came on top of me. You remember 108 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:18,600 that? Yeah, I remember that. And it was also hard because there wasn't that much 109 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,920 room in the back room. And whenever that truck would show up, it almost would be 110 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,880 on a Friday, like right when you were done. And you're like, oh yeah, we're done. 111 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:31,800 And whenever that truck showed up, you were guaranteed to work the weekend. You 112 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,920 could build a fort with the amount of boxes that came out of that truck. But 113 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,480 yeah, I remember that. I just remember being like, yeah, that probably wasn't the 114 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:43,920 smartest move. And I was like, how did you become a supervisor? But what I, 115 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,320 what I thought was great about that moment is he told me right after I got 116 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,840 walloped in the face, and of course they lift all the boxes off of me. I remember 117 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,760 Chris was super concerned like, oh my gosh, are you okay? And I was fine. Like it 118 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,000 was, it was no big deal. Like I didn't even have any scratches, nothing. It was 119 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,920 just more of a crazy experience to have an avalanche of boxes on top of you. And 120 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,600 he was just like, yeah, well, I hope you know, if you tell anybody you were already 121 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,520 fired, and he tried to do this whole like state law says that pretty much if it's 122 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,640 your negligence, then you're fired on the spot. And because you were staying, he 123 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,120 was trying to cover himself, but it was yeah, he, he was not too bright. And then 124 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:29,240 I think he either got fired or he quit. But then he tried to pretend that he was 125 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:36,600 a sales rep for a boot company. And then whenever we were a very high caliber boot 126 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,920 company that makes like really expensive boots, like if you can get on as a rep 127 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:45,080 for one of them, you know, that's a, that's a big deal. I'll just say that. Yeah, 128 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,920 but then we, then that story got uncovered when we were at boot camp and we 129 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,200 were like, hey, is Brian working for you guys? And they were like, who never heard 130 00:10:54,200 --> 00:11:00,720 of one last story about Brian. And we screw we can spend as much time as we 131 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:08,840 want on this. It's our show. So Brian shows up one time and he's bragged about 132 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:15,040 how he had won this rodeo at one point bull riding in particular. And knowing 133 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:21,040 Brian, he was for lack of a better term, he was a B. S. Or you know, he, he really 134 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:26,800 would tell some tall tales. And so we were like, yeah, sure. And so he goes, no, 135 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,320 no, no, I have the buckle to prove it. And we're like, okay, we'll bring in the 136 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:35,440 buckle so we can see it. So he brings in this buckle. And ladies and gentlemen, 137 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,680 I'm just going to tell you something. There are buckles that you can buy at 138 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:42,760 places like the boot corral, things like that. They're nice. They're, you know, 139 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:47,280 100, 125 bucks. And you can put an engraving on them and things like that. But 140 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:52,960 real, true live events are customized, like really customized, different. 141 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,600 They're not going to look like the ones you just picked up from the store, if 142 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:01,280 that makes sense. And so he comes with like one that you could pick up from 143 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:06,560 the store. And it looked like he engraved it. I mean, it was a bad engraving 144 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:12,280 too. Like it wasn't even because the letter wrapping, if it's kind of in that 145 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,680 circular motion, you know, if it makes sense, like a half circle, like a 146 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:20,920 banner looking thing. And it looks like he took a small rotary tool or 147 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,560 something with a very fine in and tried to sketch it in there. But I mean, the 148 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:29,760 lettering was all off and it was like champion. And his name on the bottom, 149 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:35,760 but it didn't say what a champion it was a year, a location, anything like 150 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:40,400 that. It just had, you know, the like the little bull rider emblem on there. And 151 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,360 I remember we just, we called upon it was like, yeah, but he was just like, no, 152 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:48,880 I won the event. We could never get him to tell us where it was or anything 153 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:53,360 like that. Yep. That was Brian. Let's move on to our next person that we're 154 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:58,080 gonna share about. Okay. So next person's gonna be, and I'm gonna be brief on this 155 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:05,320 person. We're gonna call him Jaylin. And I don't know. This guy was a little 156 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,820 interesting. He, how would you, how would you describe him? Like, I know you 157 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,760 didn't really know him, but like, what were, how would you describe him? 158 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:19,520 Imagine if a homeschooler kid who had never had any freedom before. 159 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:24,680 No, no, no, a homeschooler that was raised by his grandparents, like who'd never 160 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:29,520 had freedom entered into the real world. But when I say real world, like working 161 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,840 world, right? Like didn't go to college with nothing wrong with that. Experimented 162 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:38,560 with a few drugs and here's where he's at life now. Would you, would you say that's 163 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:45,080 what that's where he is? All right. So, and there was this other person and, you 164 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,920 know, we don't really talk about her because she wasn't a, you know, didn't 165 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:53,440 really do anything character wise. I have a name for her, but we're not gonna call 166 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:59,680 her that. We'll call her Marilyn. All right, Marilyn, there you go. All right, so we 167 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:04,280 all decide there's a lake outside of town and it's about an hour drive and we 168 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,880 all decide, you know, it's Friday night. Let's go down to the lake and, you know, 169 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,320 pack the cool and full beer, go down to the lake and have a good time. So it was me, 170 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:18,720 Jaylin and Marilyn and we took my truck, drove down there and, you know, had a 171 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,760 few beers, had a good time. You know, I'm not gonna lie, I like Marilyn, but I'll 172 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:28,280 be honest. Jaylin was like infatuated with her and so we're out there fishing and 173 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:33,560 whatnot and I mean we're not catching anything and I mean we're like late into 174 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,160 the night. It's like one or two in the morning and you got to think this lake 175 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:44,680 is in a canyon and so it's extremely dark and where the dock is sometimes it's 176 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:51,160 50, 60 foot down and so we're sitting on the dock just kind of talking and this 177 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:55,080 dude just starts stripping his clothes off. Just straight starts stripping his 178 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:59,800 clothes off and we're going, what in the heck are you doing? And he's like, you 179 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:04,880 know, why don't y'all come with me and we're gonna go skinny dipping. It's like, 180 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:12,000 yeah, heck no. Not gonna do that in the, you know, dark canyon nasty water that is 181 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:19,120 this place and so he proceeds to jump in and I want, you know, he had had quite a 182 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:24,840 bit to drink obviously and you know, he dives in there and it just terrified me 183 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:29,560 because it's, like I said, it's pitch black water. You can't see him at all and 184 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:36,160 he goes down and bubbles are coming up but he's not coming up and so I, there 185 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,680 for a split second you're sitting here going, man, I'm gonna have to dive in 186 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:43,360 after him and try to find him like what, you know, what's going on. Finally he 187 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,960 comes up, he's calling me to come in here. You know, meanwhile, Maryland just 188 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:55,160 mortified because this dude was not a, he was a very dumb and nasty dude. Like 189 00:15:55,160 --> 00:16:03,040 he's not a, I don't know. He wasn't a good looking guy at all. At all. So 190 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,320 shortly thereafter she's like, yeah, I'm ready to go home and I was like, yeah, I 191 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,280 totally get you. So we drove back and I just remember they both fell asleep on 192 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:20,840 me and around like about an hour out and man it was a such a hard drive. The other 193 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:26,240 dumb part before we move on from Jalen is there was this girl and I kid you not, 194 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:37,080 this girl will call her anyways. So he actually got her name tattooed on him. 195 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,840 Wasn't dating her or anything. Do you remember that? No, I don't remember that 196 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:45,400 at all. Literally she signed her signature somewhere. He was trying to get with her 197 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,080 and she signed her signature somewhere. He's like, oh my gosh, it's so beautiful. 198 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,880 Like I'm gonna get that tattooed on me and she thought it was a joke and he 199 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:58,080 literally took her to a tattoo parlor, had her do one of the little tattoo sheets 200 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:03,080 with her signature and got a tattooed on his chest. That's wild, bro. Crazy. 201 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,640 He was dumb. Alright, we'll speed through the other thing. Yeah, just real quick 202 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:13,160 because there's only a couple of stories. We can use Sam's name. I don't think 203 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:18,440 he'll mind. So our boy Sam, we got to talk about him. Man, he was a big 204 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:24,160 swole dude. Super fun to be around but no particular stories with him besides the 205 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:29,960 fact that he would do things like, you know, he would like fart in his cowboy hat 206 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:35,240 and like, you know, put it down by his back and fart in it. Then he would scoop it 207 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:40,960 and put it in people's face. It was pretty great. And then there was 208 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,360 like some other things. He was a big wrestling fan so he'd be trying to 209 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:48,160 wrestle in moves on and stuff but he would hide. There was like this little 210 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:54,280 cove area where the belts were and you kind of hide back there and so he would 211 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,960 wait till you're walking by there and he would smack the mess out of your chest. 212 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:03,200 If he knew it was you, he would just smack the mess out of your chest. He would 213 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,680 always let you get him back though, like at a certain point, but it was always 214 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:12,920 it was always real fun. And then yeah, he was just a fun dude, man. I enjoyed 215 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,800 hanging out with him. He made, he was one of those dudes that made work fun, you know. 216 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,320 And he was actually like a real cowboy. Oh yeah, he did a lot of that stuff. I mean, 217 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:27,160 after he left, he went and ranched again for a while. So, but I know he got a lot 218 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:32,280 of injuries doing some of that stuff. But yeah, that's our boy Sam. So, if you 219 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,960 listening, shout out. Alright, last one. We could probably use his name too because 220 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,800 he don't know we're talking about him because I know he's listening. Oh yeah. 221 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,840 He's a Donut Box OG. Yes, he is. And we know that shortly after posting this, he's 222 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:52,680 probably listening to it. So, Mr. Zack, you know, all what I'm gonna say is our 223 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:59,560 boy Zack, we used to work in the back together and super hard worker. He's from, 224 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,600 he's from this little, little town. We used to give him grief about that. But I'll 225 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,640 tell you this much. This man, we used to love some Genghis grill. I don't know what 226 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:13,480 it was about Genghis grill. Like, to me, it was pretty good. It was okay. But this 227 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,600 man was like, we're gonna go to Genghis grill. I think we went for a week straight 228 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,760 one time. And it was after we got back from a boot camp too. Because we would 229 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:27,200 always go to Genghis grill on a boot camp, I feel like. And so I think he went, 230 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,120 he was like, this place is great. Found out there was one there in town. So man, 231 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,880 we just tore that place out. The waitresses knew us by name. And I think 232 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:40,800 they got a little annoyed at us coming in so often. But hey, it was, it was real 233 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:46,320 fun. That place closed down now. So, yes it did. Yes it did. But yeah, he's a cool 234 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,840 dude. So we know you're listening. Shout out to you, my friend. Hope you're doing 235 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:56,800 well out there. BMN, that's part eight. Good stuff, pal. Great stuff. See, we could, 236 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,560 we could talk about that forever. I'm just sitting over here like, dang, we already 237 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:05,560 had 20, 20 minutes. That felt like nothing. Sir, yep, it's good. So I think we're gonna 238 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:10,880 segue into our next segment, which is the jelly doughnut. And that's our jail 239 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:19,400 report. This jelly doughnut, it's all about cookie 240 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:25,080 cops. All about cops that got arrested for doing bad stuff. I've been watching the 241 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:30,040 show called Betraying the Badge. And it's all about dirty cops. And so I think it 242 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,440 would be interesting to see it from the other side of the tracks, right? Not all 243 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,520 cops are dirty, but you know, there's a couple of bad apples on the wrong side of 244 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:45,000 the badge. This one, these two guys, they, in the 80s and 90s, they actually worked 245 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:51,160 for the mafia as hit men for the mob. And this was in New York. And these two 246 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:56,880 officers, Stephen and Lewis, they committed at least eight murders for the 247 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:03,840 Lucacee crime family, accepting 375,000 to leak information and to take out mob 248 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:09,440 enemies. So they actually worked for the NYPD's organized crime homicide unit in 249 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,520 Brooklyn. So which is actually kind of funny because they were doing the 250 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:19,600 opposite of what their job entailed. But apparently Lewis was related to several 251 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,440 prominent crime family members, but he never mentioned it on his application. So 252 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:30,280 while working for the Lucacee family's boss, Anthony, both of them tracked down 253 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:34,560 and murdered prominent members of rival families. But their spree wasn't limited 254 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,720 to just mobsters. They also killed a diamond dealer, a painter's union leader, 255 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:43,280 and a man suspected of leaking mob secrets to law enforcement. But here's where 256 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:49,640 they got caught. In the mid 90s, they made a mistake when Stephen was asked to 257 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:55,000 hunt down one of Anthony's enemies, a man named Nicholas Guido, and he pulled the 258 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,240 address of a different innocent Nicholas Guido and he killed the wrong Nicholas 259 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:05,080 Guido. Wrong Guido. Yep. In the mid 90s, massive crackdowns led to arrests in 260 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:10,400 every major New York crime family. And these guys moved to Las Vegas, claiming 261 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,480 they were tired from mob activity while actually dealing drugs and 262 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,800 unsuccessfully playing the murders of former mobsters to protect their past. 263 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:25,240 Apparently in the end though, Anthony, the crime family boss, he snitched on both 264 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,600 the cops and that's how they got caught. It's pretty crazy, but I will say this. 265 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:36,160 It doesn't surprise me, you know, there's got to be a way that these 266 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,840 families keep operating and that's to keep people in law enforcement. Yep. You 267 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,960 got to keep them in your pocket. All right, this next one. This guy is 268 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,880 called, his name is Rafael Perez and he's the dirty cop who stole $800,000 worth 269 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,360 of cocaine and he's actually the inspiration for the movie Training Day. 270 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:02,960 So Denzel Washington and the writers modeled this character after this guy. 271 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:08,440 So in 1995, Rafael Perez quickly earned a reputation for being an aggressive 272 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:13,280 officer who kept his ear to the ground as a member of LAPD's Crash, which is 273 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,200 Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums. It was an anti-gang task force. 274 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,480 Man, you got to love the dang acronyms. I don't know. So he was working primarily 275 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,920 at night with minimal supervision and he had absolute power and authority and 276 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,400 apparently him and his partner actually shot and framed an unarmed 19-year-old 277 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,280 gang member named Javier that left him paralyzed from the waist down. So do you 278 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,960 remember in the movie the Snoop Dogg character that was in the wheelchair? 279 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:47,720 Well, that's who that guy is based off of, right? So there was also rumors that 280 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:54,640 the LAPD were working with Death Row Records who was owned by Sug Knight. So 281 00:23:54,640 --> 00:24:01,480 yeah, apparently they thought that there was security. Apparently Perez stole six 282 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:06,240 pounds of cocaine from an evidence room on March 27th in 98. Detective's 283 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,480 attention turned on him. In May of that year, the LAPD created an internal 284 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,280 investigation that was focused on prosecuting Perez. The task force 285 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:20,440 investigators arrested Perez on August 25th, 1998 and the first thing Perez said 286 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,440 was, is this about the bank robbery? Apparently there was a bank robbery that 287 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:30,920 happened earlier that year where three men stole $722,000 from the Los Angeles 288 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:37,480 branch of America, a Bank of America and so they found that he was guilty of it. 289 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:43,160 So yeah, man, that's where that character comes from from inspiration from 290 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,000 training day. Getting a bunch of side money apparently. Yeah, man, it's crazy. 291 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,440 I actually liked that movie and I'm like, even though Denzel Washington is like a 292 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,280 bad guy in them, I really like his performance in it, but I think it's a 293 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,920 good movie. It's one of my favorites. Listen, Denzel's a great actor. Did you know 294 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,960 they're making the Equalizer 3? I think that's gonna be his final one and then, 295 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:08,280 not his final movie, but his final Equalizer and yeah, so it's gonna be 296 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:13,240 interesting to see him in that. I'll tell you what, we're on a Denzel thing, but I think 297 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,760 Book of Eli was really, really good too. That was a good movie. Very good. Alright, 298 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,320 I will save the other stories for next time, but yeah, Crooked Cops, man, it's 299 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,800 always crazy when you hear those stories. It's interesting to hear, right? Oh, 300 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,640 heck yeah, because you always, you know, I was here about cops arresting people, but 301 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,640 you know they'd be doing bad, so it's always nice to hear a little bit of 302 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,640 justice coming at you. But yeah, man, you ready to move on to the next segment? Yeah, 303 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,600 man, and I think you're gonna like this because we are doing an office trivia 304 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:50,080 part too, and I made the questions even harder. Oh man, let's do this thing. For 305 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:55,040 those of y'all that have not listened to that episode, Michael went 10 for 10 on 306 00:25:55,040 --> 00:26:00,480 the office trivia, and so I decided this time I'm gonna beef up the questions and 307 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:06,160 see if I can get him to not get one. Man, this is gonna be interesting. Alright, are 308 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:11,320 you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it. Alright, question number one. What did 309 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:18,120 Kelly give out at her America's Got Talent Watch party as gifts? A, sweaters, B, 310 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:25,200 coffee mugs, C iPods, or D mini TVs? B, coffee mugs with people's faces on it. 311 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:31,160 That is absolutely correct. There you go. Alright, next one. Who got banned for life 312 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:39,320 from Chili's? A, Todd Packer, B, Meredith, C, Michael Scott, or D Pam? D Pam, she had 313 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:44,440 too much good time at the Dundee's. Dang, I thought I was gonna stop, stump you with 314 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:50,760 that one. Alright, let's see if this heats up. Number three. Which Harry Potter book 315 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,720 did Dwight say he would bring on a deserted island? A, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's 316 00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,480 Stone? B, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? C, Harry Potter and the Prisoner 317 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:05,680 of Azkaban? Or D, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? So he changed his answer, but I'm 318 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,280 pretty sure it was C, Azkaban, because he started off with Sorcerer's Stone, then he 319 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:16,800 sent Azkaban. Yup, that is exactly right. Man, I don't know how much harder I can bake 320 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,640 this, or you're just a... I'm seeing this too much apparently. You should go to those 321 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:27,320 office trivia nights, man. I think you would win some money for sure. Is that a thing? 322 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,120 That's a legit thing. Can you win money? Yeah, I think you can win money if you win it all 323 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:39,200 the way. Alright, number four. What is Dwight's all-time favorite movie? A, Schindler's List? 324 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:45,880 B, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back? C, The Crow or D, Lord of the Rings? C, The Crow. 325 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:51,200 Hang man, I didn't think you would get that one. Alright, number five. What does Dwight 326 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:58,080 say is the scariest animal? A, a lemur? B, a jellyfish? C, Prang Mantis or Diaz Sloth? 327 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,200 Oh man, I actually don't know this one, I don't think. I'm gonna say Diaz Sloth, but 328 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:09,000 I think it's wrong. That's false, it's actually a box jellyfish that he said was the scariest 329 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,760 animal. So I did get one wrong. You got me on one of them here. Yup, I don't know if 330 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:18,440 you'll get this next one though. This one is kinda, I think it's in season seven, so 331 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:24,480 I'm not sure. In one of the episodes, the cast, or sorry, the cast of the office shows 332 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:32,120 up to Andy's performance in a musical. Which musical did Andy star in? A, Sweeney Todd? 333 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:38,680 B, Grease? C, Sound of Music or D, Cats? It's Sweeney Todd. It is Sweeney Todd. Good 334 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:44,280 job. I didn't think he'd get that one. Cause Michael didn't get a part. Set number seven. 335 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:50,880 What is not one of the impressions that Michael Scott does in the office series? What is not 336 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:57,160 one of the impressions that he does? A, Chris Rock? B, Michael Jackson? C, Eddie Murphy? 337 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:02,800 Or D, Richard Pryor? It's gotta be Eddie Murphy, cause he did Richard Pryor I'm pretty sure. 338 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,600 It's actually Richard Pryor, he did do Eddie Murphy, cause he be like Shred, I'm a dokey 339 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,560 shrek? That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Cause I definitely know 340 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:17,000 he did, he definitely did the Chris routine. We definitely know that. I actually watched 341 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,760 that episode last week. It was kind of funny. Diversity date. That's one of my favorites. 342 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,560 I actually liked the Dundee's one too. I think that one's one of my favorite, like 343 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,080 the first Dundee's. Which, which are the first Dundee's? The one that, the one that 344 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:36,840 Pam gets really drunk at? What is Dwight's favorite TV show? A, 24, B, 345 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:44,480 Battlestar Galactica? C, Heroes or D, Stargate Enterprise? Battlestar Galactica. Yes sir. 346 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:49,760 Which I've never, I've never seen it. I've never seen it. When Michael goes to New York 347 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:55,600 to interview for the corporate job, which celebrity does he see? Does he not see that 348 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,800 walks by? Okay. Do you understand the question? I can, I can tell you before you ask this. 349 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,080 Who is it? Conan O'Brien. Yes sir. Okay. 350 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,000 He thought he saw Tina Fey. He thought he did. That was going to be one of the choices 351 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:19,520 out there. Alright. Number 10. And what subject is Meredith PhD? A, school psychology, B, physics, 352 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:26,640 C, family studies or D, teaching? It was physics, right? Nope. It's school psychology. And that's 353 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,400 ironic because her son's terrible. Yep. Exactly. Well, that was pretty good. You only got two 354 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:37,000 wrong man. You really do know your office stuff. I mean, those two are like very bizarre. 355 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:43,440 Well, and I think found out about Meredith PhD like in the later seasons, right? Because 356 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,840 I'll be honest, I'm really good office stuff, but up until about Michael leaves in a little 357 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,120 bit after that. Yeah, we won't talk about that. That's a whole thing. It's not what 358 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,720 fries my doughnuts. That's next, but it's not about the office. Well, that's a great segue 359 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:02,800 into what fries my doughnuts. So Michael, what fries your doughnuts? Oh, people trying 360 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,200 to impose their will, even though you tell them straight up here's what I want to do. 361 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,360 There's a listen, I've already said this a few times. I'm pretty sure I probably have 362 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:19,280 gone on this right before. But this time, I'm just going to let you know, it is okay 363 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:24,960 for people to not want to celebrate holidays or personal holidays or things like that. 364 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,480 It is okay for that or birthdays or birthdays. That's what I mean by personal holidays. We'll 365 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:35,200 just we'll just bust into this thing, right? So I'll be honest, I had a birthday not too 366 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:41,000 long ago. Some years are okay. And what I mean by that, some years are like, Yeah, I 367 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,720 want to celebrate through something nice. This was one of those years to where I don't 368 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,920 know, it's busy. There's a lot going on. I just really didn't want to do anything. It's 369 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:55,680 just another day of the week. Don't feel anything special. So let's just, you know, great, let's 370 00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:03,560 move on, right? Oh, man. When you tell people that, it's like, you get the opposite effect. 371 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,480 I kid you not, I had people coming out the woodwork. Oh, happy birthday, happy birthday, 372 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:14,120 happy birthday. I intentionally did not tell my office, right? Like everybody at work didn't 373 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:21,400 tell them nothing. And I had to go up there. And wouldn't you know it, man? Somebody saw 374 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,080 that it was going to be it on the calendar. And it's like, Why didn't you tell us? Why 375 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,960 didn't you tell us we were going to have a party then when you tell them like, Hey, it's 376 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,520 not that big of a deal. I just didn't want it to be a big deal. You know, I just it's 377 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,160 just another day of the week, man, they're just like, That's so sad. That's so sad. And 378 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,160 then all of a sudden it's like, Next thing you know, it's like, he's depressed. It sucked 379 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,880 it's rock with him. It's like, Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, what I'm telling you is some days 380 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:52,920 and some years, yeah, go all out. But you know, this year was a Friday where I'm turning 381 00:32:52,920 --> 00:33:00,680 the new age. It wasn't a big of a deal. Like I don't know. And it's just a lot of times 382 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,360 it's tradition for tradition's sake. And I'm not going to go after Christmas or kind 383 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:11,520 of, but that's part of what I don't like about Christmas. Christmas is become such a corporate 384 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,080 holiday. It's really not what it's supposed to be about. Like say right now, most people 385 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,960 if I say, you know, my family is not exchanging gifts for Christmas, everybody's like, Oh, 386 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:27,120 my gosh, that's so sad. That's it's man, you don't necessarily have to do that. Now, it's 387 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:32,960 very nice to do that. But people get so bent out of shape when it's not that perfect mold 388 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:38,240 of what it's supposed to be in their mind. And you know, especially like a birthday, 389 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:43,880 it's supposed to be this big thing for me. Birthdays aren't that big of a deal. You know, 390 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,840 the people in my life, I'll be 100% honest with you, the people in my life that give 391 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:54,160 me, you know, the best, I got to have the best relationships with, I guess, the best way 392 00:33:54,160 --> 00:34:01,320 I can put it. They celebrate me 365 days a year, not just one day of the year, you know, 393 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:07,400 one of the best things I ever did was I took my birthday off of Facebook, right? Because 394 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:14,360 it really shows how many people really do know. And the thing is, it doesn't really 395 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:18,080 matter when it comes really down to it. Most people don't know it's your birthday. Most 396 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,080 people don't know. And that's okay. And for me, that's where I was at this year was just 397 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:28,520 like, Listen, I want it to be low key. I don't want anything to happen. But to get back to 398 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:33,840 what fries my donuts, you know, I was taken to a dinner where I was promised because like 399 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:39,160 I told everybody, Listen, I don't want a party. I don't want to celebration. I, you know, 400 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,080 if we're going to go to dinner, you know, it's that we made it through the work week. 401 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,200 Let's just celebrate the fact that we made it through the work week. And you know, that's 402 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:52,480 about it. Boy, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, what man, you know, let's 403 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:57,320 give you your gifts. Let's do this. It's like, man, what I tell y'all, what I tell y'all, 404 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,000 I don't know that really, that really fires me up because it's like, it's a very simple 405 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,760 ask. I totally get it, man, because it's like, you asked me what I want for my birthday. 406 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,680 And I told you, I don't want it to be a big deal. That's what I want. Or when people, 407 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,240 when people are like, how can you go to the movies by yourself? How can you go to dinner 408 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:20,080 by yourself? That's so sad. That's so depressing. And you're like, not really not for me. Maybe 409 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:25,720 that's depressing for you. Maybe it's depressing for you to not celebrate on your birthday. 410 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,960 But it's like, for me, totally cool with it, man, totally cool with it. But that's the 411 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:35,560 thing. People are like, they want, it's like they're almost living vicariously through 412 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,200 you. It's like, they want what they want. They don't really care about what you want. 413 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,920 And it's like, when you tell them what you want, they're like, no, you don't want that. 414 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,280 But I just told you what I want. I don't get it. 415 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,240 And you know, they try to make it out. Like a lot of what made it out is just like, listen, 416 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,440 you don't know, and this is for your own good that we're going to do this. And it's like, 417 00:35:54,440 --> 00:36:00,000 is it really for my own good or is it just making me mad at you? I mean, what it really 418 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,040 is what it really boils down to is it's about them because they want to make themselves 419 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,680 feel better because they feel like if they don't do something for your birthday, then 420 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:15,360 they're an awful person. Right. So it's more about them than it is about you. 421 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,880 Which it is sad, but it's just, it's real, it's real simple. And I'll just, you know, 422 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:26,040 I'll just shout out the rude ones in my life. Whenever I told them and Chris is one of them, 423 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,160 my lovely wife is another. But you know, when I told them, hey, listen, you know, this 424 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,240 year ain't the year. We're going to do something else next year. You know, Chris sent me a 425 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:39,600 gift and he sent me a text on the day just like, I hope you enjoy the day. That's perfect, 426 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,600 man. Can't ask for any more or any less than that. You acknowledged it. But at the same 427 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,120 time, you didn't make this big old deal about it. You know, I had people literally called 428 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,680 me multiple times and then they were upset with me. It's like, man, why didn't you answer 429 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:57,560 my call? It's like, because I told you, I don't, when I say I don't want a big deal. 430 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,000 I don't want the calls with the singing and all the other stuff. You know what I mean? 431 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,680 Anyways, I didn't get off. Yeah, I totally get that. And that's why I didn't make a post 432 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,720 on Facebook. I didn't do that. I didn't shout it out on the podcast because I was like, 433 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:13,920 man, I know he doesn't want that. Like he doesn't want that attention. And that's totally 434 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:18,000 cool, man. Like if you don't want that, that's like totally cool. Some people are different. 435 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,360 But you got to respect what people ask for. You got to respect their boundaries. And just 436 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:28,200 because it's not your cup of tea, doesn't mean that you have to push and impose your 437 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,920 will. Or that anything is wrong with the person. I think that was the biggest thing too was, 438 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,240 you know, it was the assumption of like, oh, something must be wrong with him. No, nothing's 439 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:41,960 wrong with me. It's just the, just the way I feel. Everybody's got their own feelings. 440 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,200 But anyways, man, that's what fries my donuts. And I'm ready to move to something more fun, 441 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:53,840 like improv. Let's do it, man. And I'm just going to be straight out honest with you guys. 442 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,680 We're not picking nothing out of the hat. We're not doing a randomizer. We're just doing 443 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:04,720 this. We haven't rehearsed this. We know what accent we want to do. And we know the location, 444 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:09,320 what location we want to do. And it's been as Christopher pointed, it's been stirring 445 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:15,400 in our spew. No, the word I use was I said, it's been marinating in my spirit. That's 446 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:22,400 what I said. It's been stewing. It's been cooking for a good minute. And so the location 447 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:30,640 first is the casino. Gotta love the casino and it's our wonderful preacher of voices. 448 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:35,280 What do you think, Chris? I'm excited for this. I think it's great. I think it's going 449 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:45,080 to be good. I'm ready. Are you ready? Oh, I'm ready. Okay, I'll start. Oh, oh, past 450 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:52,080 the judge. We're here today at the Lucky Stripes Casino. And I'm feeling a boss spirit. That 451 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:59,560 the Lord wants to bless me today. It says in Proverbs that the man may cast the dice, 452 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,360 but the Lord chooses where they fall. And I'm going to cast them dice and he's going 453 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:09,080 to make it fall on a seven or he's going to make it fall on a 11. Can I get an amen? 454 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,760 Amen, brother. And I'll tell you this in Proverbs two, it says the blessing of the Lord brings 455 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:20,080 wealth without the painful toil. And so what I'm going to tell you is when I'm at the blackjack 456 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:26,640 table, I'm going to be asking the Lord to return the ace and return the 10 so that I 457 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,840 can reap my reward without the toil. Can I get an amen on that one? Let me get an amen. 458 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:38,640 I might be going over to them slot machines and I'm filling in my spirit. Then I'm going 459 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,720 to get three fruits and I'm not talking about the fruit of the spirit, but I'm talking about 460 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:48,920 those three little red cherries. I'm going to make that ding, ding sound and it's going 461 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:54,520 to be a good day. Oh, oh, pastor chambers. It's been, oh, it's been really marinating 462 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:59,120 on my soul. I got to talk about what's in numbers and I'm not talking about the numbers 463 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,680 on the big key no board. I'm going to talk about what happens in numbers. It says that 464 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:11,400 the Lord is pleased with us. Oh, sweet Jesus, that he shall bring us into the land and give 465 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:18,160 it to us. A land that flows of milk and honey. Say it again, milk and honey. And you know 466 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:23,480 what else he said? He said in Matthew, for where you, for where the treasure is, your 467 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,920 heart will be there also. And last time I checked my heart, the rest of my body is here 468 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:34,240 today. So that means the treasure is mine. The treasure is mine. Say it to the Lord. 469 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:41,720 And it says that with the devil, God can turn for good. And the devil might make to give 470 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:47,720 me a three and it might give me a 10. But the Lord's going to turn that into a 21 black 471 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:55,680 check. Can I get an A-B? Amen. I tell you this much. One more thing. Just as Solomon had 472 00:40:55,680 --> 00:41:01,360 the wives and the cocky binds, what I have to tell you right now is I've been very impressed 473 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:07,200 with the women that I've seen in the casino today. But you know, it's not good to toss 474 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:17,320 the line of love into a pool that is sewage. But I'll tell you this much. I'm taking applications 475 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:24,120 for wives and cocky binds. But Brother Demrease is picky. So don't expect anything. I'm telling 476 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:30,800 you, brother, I gotta get this set. Or I gotta get this 11. Because I need some money. Because 477 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,560 I might have an alimony paper. I might have a Ferrarian paper. I might have an Air Force 478 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:43,880 One paper. And I need the Lord to provide that. And a from the casino machine. So that I can 479 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,800 make those papers. Oh, I feel you, brother. I feel like we need to pray and pray it through 480 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:55,720 right now. You ready to start? Let's go. Dear God, we come here today at the Lucky Stripes 481 00:41:55,720 --> 00:42:02,920 Casino. Lord, we come to you. We ask for favor. We ask for favor at the horse track. We ask 482 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,920 for favor at the Blackjack table. We ask for favor at the slot machines, Lord God. I pray 483 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,640 that you would not just give us the proof of the spirit, but that you would give us 484 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:18,400 the proof of them little red cherries so that I can make my alipony payment this week. And 485 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,960 Lord, just as you said, you will provide a manna from heaven. You provide even though 486 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:32,160 I just took out the last $200 that this minister has. I guarantee that the Lord will multiply 487 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:38,960 because he knows his humble servant has given the tithes and the offerings. So I pray the 488 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:45,960 blessings of the Lord as I crisp this $200 in my hand. And we're going to go to the highways 489 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,680 and the bowways if we have to. And we're going to gamble at the different casinos. And we're 490 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,000 going to switch it up. It don't have to be the Lucky Stripes. It could be the triple 491 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,800 seven down the road. It could be the monarch casino and result. It could be anywhere on 492 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:07,480 the street. But I tell you this much, Lord, I guarantee because all I feel it in my bones 493 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:13,000 that you're going to give us a bussing tonight. Blessings in manna. Amen. Oh, God. People say 494 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:20,080 hey. And that was our improv segment. Hey, we're not being blasphemous or making fun 495 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,520 of preachers that we grew up with. Man, I grew up with people that were like that. 496 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:31,680 It was just like, man, your theology is way off. You're using God's name for some bad 497 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,880 stuff. Yeah. Basically, they would be able to apply it. The biggest part of that joke 498 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,280 to, especially with like the scriptures and stuff like that is they would take these little 499 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,360 snippets of a scripture and like apply it to something that they're doing that's just 500 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,680 terrible. And you're sitting here called. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not what it's 501 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,200 supposed to be. But anyways, yeah, so we're going to move on to our last segment, which 502 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,400 is our E. Clair. E. Claire segment. That's our positive advice. And so, buddy, what do 503 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:04,280 you got for us when starting a change? And you know, there's a lot of times in life where 504 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:09,240 you like man, any change something, whether that be a routine, whether it be something 505 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:15,240 big like a career, whether it be housing, whatever it may be relationships, it's easy 506 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:19,480 to go all in and say, I'm going to change everything. I'm going to literally strip out 507 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:26,120 all the old go in with the new make a complete change. It's important to remember if you're 508 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:31,200 going to change anything in your life, see what you already have set up. A lot of the 509 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:37,240 times you've already done work in some area of your life there. So the biggest thing is 510 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:41,840 see what pieces you have in place and what you can, you know, nothing's wrong with that. 511 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:48,360 Like taking, for example, the routine, right? Daily routines can be hard, and especially 512 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:54,360 to get in them and then to stay consistent. A lot of the times, you know, sometimes you'll 513 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,760 try one, it doesn't necessarily work, you know, you need to make a change. Well, the 514 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,720 biggest thing is maybe there are some aspects of that schedule that you were saying, man, 515 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:07,760 you know, that actually worked pretty well. I liked getting up at this time. I liked making 516 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,560 breakfast for myself and doing this. And then you find the areas where it didn't quite work 517 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:18,160 and that's where you make the change. But a lot of the times are biggest, I guess, instinct 518 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:23,280 is to go, well, that didn't work. Let's just trash the entire thing and start over. And 519 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,920 I'm here to tell you, you don't have to start over a lot of the times. Most of the time, 520 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,480 if you've tried something, you've already done the work or at least accomplished a little 521 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:36,080 bit of something than what you're looking for. So just just see what you already have 522 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:40,640 and try to make those pieces work. Yeah, for sure, man. Mine is, I know it's 523 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,600 not Thanksgiving, but man, we got to stop and be thankful and look at our life and 524 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,960 count our blessings and see all the things that we have. Because a lot of times we go 525 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:54,440 through life and we're like, oh, man, my life sucks. Or we look on social media and we're 526 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,680 like so and so has a better life than me, right? But when you stop and actually think 527 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:04,120 about it, think about, man, I got food. I got a car. I got clothes. Like I have more 528 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:10,320 than, you know, one pair of shoes. Like think about all the stuff you have and like you're 529 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:15,000 like, I'm in good health. You know, I have family. I have friends. And when you start 530 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,720 thinking about all that stuff, you can really see that your glass really is a lot poorer 531 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,240 than you thought it was. And I used to always hate when I was having a bad day when people 532 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:27,040 were like, well, someone else is having it worse than you. But it's like, it's really 533 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,880 true. And I know that doesn't help all the time. But when you're thankful, you start 534 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,480 to look at the glasses more full instead of looking at it as empty. So just remember 535 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,760 to count your blessings and be thankful and you realize that your life is a lot cooler 536 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:45,120 than you think it is. Yeah, heck yeah. And I mean, even in those hard days, sometimes 537 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:50,800 it's even good to look at personal growth in whatever facet because listen, you're a 538 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:56,920 better person than you were just just a few weeks ago, just a few years ago. So, you know, 539 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:01,840 it's good to look back and say, man, you know what, we've we've come a good, good portion 540 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,640 of a way. Even if you've regressed in some departments, definitely have learned some 541 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,040 lessons along the way that you can relish in. But yeah, man, so let's talk about the 542 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,800 exciting stuff. We're going to talk about the website. We're going to talk about some 543 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,400 other things. But what else are we going to talk about, man? Oh, you want to tell them 544 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,680 about the new thing that we just finished working on? Oh, man. So we have an animated 545 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:29,680 show that we literally just got a first part done with. And we want to set a date on one 546 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,880 that's going to go live, Chris. Yeah, man. Tell them when it's going to go live. Oh, 547 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:44,000 I'm sorry. Okay. Here it is. Be looking for it on September. Should we do it on September 548 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:52,480 11? No, that's kind of bad. That's kind of bad. September 18, September 18, that Monday, 549 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,480 that Monday. So we can do it on that Monday. I'll put a countdown timer on TV trash can 550 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:02,160 dot com, our website there. And so we'll have that counting down. Let's give a preface 551 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:09,120 of what it is. And for those of you who have seen the show and Chris kind of made it alluded 552 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:15,320 to it a little earlier, John Taffer and bar rescue. This isn't the same thing, but it 553 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:22,160 is. It's our concept of a show in an animated form called church rescue. And it talks about 554 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:29,320 a church that is going under in the first part of how it will get rescued. Don Churchill, 555 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:35,080 watch it. It's going to be great. It's our first animated video. Of course, we have the 556 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:42,280 more parts coming out soon. So be looking for that. Church rescue part one, September 557 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:48,280 18th. Look for that. And we'll drop the other two parts after that. So be looking forward 558 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:53,520 to that. Man, it's going to be great. Super excited about that stuff. But yeah, TV trash 559 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,160 can dot com all the socials. We appreciate you from wherever you're listening from, whatever 560 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:04,000 platform, whatever method. It's great. We appreciate you. And man, I think we think we're 561 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000 good. Take this doughnut box. That's the trash. You got anything to add? That's it. All right, 562 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:25,640 I'm Chris and I'm Michael and this has been the box podcast.