1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,640 Trashcan presents buying a car at a used car lot. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:05,640 Hey, how you doing? 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,240 I, I, I welcome looking at used cars. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,000 I saw you looking at that mercury out there. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,400 You, uh, you interested? 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,600 Look buddy, I'm gonna be right up front with you. 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,800 I don't like salespeople and I'm just here to get a car. 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,120 I know what I want. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,120 $3,000. 10 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,120 That's all I'm spending today. 11 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,120 $3,000. 12 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,120 Well, you're in luck. 13 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,680 We got plenty of good options out here. 14 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,960 You know, that mercury out there, that, I'll be honest with you. 15 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,960 100% honest with you. 16 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,960 That is no good. 17 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,640 I'll tell you what I do have. 18 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:38,120 I got to be a dog-dram 1500 now. 19 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:42,560 It is an 80 second with 400,000 miles on it. 20 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:47,400 But I'll tell you this, it's all highway miles and it was all by an old man. 21 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,640 That's all it was for. 22 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,640 Just by 100. 23 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,640 That's it. 24 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,440 So, and that thing, it's right on, right on par. 25 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:55,440 $3,000. 26 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,440 Not a penny more. 27 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,440 And you know what? 28 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,440 Who knows? 29 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:04,560 We can see what we can work out and see if we can get you maybe a warranty of some kind. 30 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,560 I don't know. 31 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,560 Look, buddy. 32 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,840 That's a lot of miles for me, man. 33 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,400 I'm really looking at this Saturn, this 2018 Saturn. 34 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,400 What do you think about that? 35 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:20,800 I'll tell you what, that Saturn right there, that one right there is $42,000. 36 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,560 So, that's a little out of your range. 37 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,320 But I'll tell you what I'll do. 38 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,320 Oh, oh, oh. 39 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 I'm sorry, sir. 40 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,080 I gave you the wrong idea. 41 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,760 I'm putting $3,000 down. 42 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,760 I'm not. 43 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,760 Oh, my gosh. 44 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,760 All right. 45 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,760 Okay. 46 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:41,160 You gotta understand, most of my clientele over here, they're no credit bag credit kind 47 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,160 of thing. 48 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,680 I didn't know you were one of them kind of people, Richie Rich. 49 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,680 All right. 50 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,840 So, let's talk about the fixed $3,000. 51 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:53,880 I'm thinking like 155% interest, something like that. 52 00:01:53,880 --> 00:02:02,760 I think it should be 2% interest and I want you to throw in a free car wash and free oil 53 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,760 changes. 54 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,760 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 55 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,760 I'm going to go back there to my manager. 56 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 We're going to go talk. 57 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,480 And then there's coffee and chips in the break room. 58 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:15,000 If you're just so inclined to go over there and get some coffee and chips while I'm out 59 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,560 there, I'm going to go talk to the manager. 60 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,000 We're going to see what we can do. 61 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,600 But I'll tell you what, in the meantime, I'm going to run you credit. 62 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,200 Hi, I'm Micah. 63 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,200 And I'm Chris. 64 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:37,560 And this is the Donut Box Podcast. 65 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,560 I'm telling you, that's how dealerships be going, man. 66 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,920 I don't like going to the dealership. 67 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,320 I don't either, man. 68 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,920 And they're like leeches, bro. 69 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,960 As soon as somebody pulls up, swarming around them, swarming around them. 70 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,360 But hey, man, we're back for another great episode. 71 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,560 I think it's episode 39 of season two. 72 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,160 So we're chugging right along. 73 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,560 91 overall. 74 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,240 So we almost do 100, man. 75 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:03,840 So we want to thank all y'all for them all across the United States and around the world. 76 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,360 Where in the United States have been really big? 77 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,360 Oh, man. 78 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,960 Up in the Northeast has been great. 79 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,680 Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Massachusetts. 80 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,440 Maine has been a good one. 81 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,640 Texas, Florida. 82 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:21,840 Of course, Iowa, Nebraska, California, Seattle, Washington, Oregon. 83 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,000 Got to love all those places. 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,120 East Coast got a shout out Virginia, of course. 85 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,720 And I think you set up into New Jersey and all that good jazz. 86 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:37,200 But yeah, man, all around the world, we got Brussels, Belgium, Singapore, down in Australia. 87 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,200 It's great. 88 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,000 You know, we really do appreciate all of it. 89 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:46,720 And so, man, are we ready to get started with this episode and the old fashioned donut? 90 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,720 I'm ready. 91 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,720 I'm ready. 92 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,720 I'm ready. 93 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,720 I'm ready. 94 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,080 Okay, don't leave that in, I guess, maybe. 95 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:56,600 Anyways, for our old fashioned donut today, which is a story from our past, we're going 96 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:01,320 to talk about some, and you know, football season is starting, American football. 97 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,400 So if you're not really interested in it, I understand. 98 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,600 But we're going to talk about some memorable occasions when we first moved to Lubbock, 99 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:13,680 Texas, and went to our first series of tech games that first year in the 2013-2014. 100 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,360 Can you believe that it's been 10 years ago? 101 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,600 Yeah, 10 years ago. 102 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,320 And I'm just going to preface this by saying I have blocked a lot of that two year span 103 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,320 out of my life. 104 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,400 And so I don't really remember it that much. 105 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,560 I remember a little bit of it, but I don't remember it that much. 106 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,560 That's okay. 107 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,120 I've retained those good, good memories of me going berserk in the stands. 108 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,000 So we can talk about it. 109 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,600 And the first one, I guess we have to really start with the first game that we went to. 110 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:45,480 Now, the first game that we went to, let me talk about the hype that was going on at the 111 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,480 time. 112 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,360 There was a man, and his name was, well, I mean, he's still around, but there was a 113 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,360 man named Cliff Kingsbury. 114 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,280 And he was the first year head coach. 115 00:04:55,280 --> 00:05:00,880 We had had this whole thing, you know, as a tech football team, this guy named Tommy 116 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,880 Tuberville. 117 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:08,080 We didn't like Tommy Tuberville, and he left very abruptly, which was good, good riddance 118 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,440 to Tommy Tuberville was the drizzling craps. 119 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,520 What he was, he was, we had the opportunity to key his car. 120 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,360 We should have anyways, I digress. 121 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:24,760 So you know, we'll tell the Tommy Tuberville story some other time, but pretty much what 122 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:31,680 happened was Cliff comes into place and he was the youngest coach in the entire college 123 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,560 football league there. 124 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:38,120 And how old was he was like 30 something like he had just gotten out of the NFL and been 125 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:45,240 coaching a few years and he was like in his 30s, late 30s, but he was single. 126 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,680 I remember all the ladies were all over him. 127 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,960 And the biggest stick and the biggest thing, you know, all the t-shirt said is our coach 128 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:53,960 is hotter than yours. 129 00:05:53,960 --> 00:06:00,240 I even remember the billboard on the big garage there in Lubbock across from the stadium 130 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:05,520 said our coach is hotter than yours with like the Cliff Kingsbury glasses. 131 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,240 He wore kind of like a special style of glasses. 132 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,880 So all the single moms wanted him, man. 133 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:18,360 All the single moms from age probably 25 to 55 wanted Cliff Kingsbury. 134 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,880 And I'll talk to you about this too. 135 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,240 I mean, like the hysteria, I don't know. 136 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:28,040 Like I've heard about like Elvis hysteria in no way was Cliff Kingsbury like Elvis hysteria. 137 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:33,440 But what I mean is, you know, watching, we would go to the games and there would literally 138 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:39,160 be women in wedding gowns with, you know, marry me Cliff signs. 139 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,400 Do you remember that? 140 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,200 Like literally, I mean, there was ladies in wedding dresses like Mary. 141 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,520 I remember that man. 142 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,520 But you know what? 143 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:50,520 I hate to bust some people's bubbles, but there were rumors that he did swing for the 144 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,520 other team. 145 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520 So I don't know. 146 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,240 But I don't know if that's sure or not. 147 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,160 I remember that was that was the thing and a lot of single moms when they found that 148 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:03,800 out or found out the rumor, I should say, because this is all rumoring into your window. 149 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,800 They were a little disappointed. 150 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 They were a little sad. 151 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,440 But anyway, sorry, side note. 152 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,600 Love it's a gossip town, man. 153 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 It's funny. 154 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:18,120 It's it's like a, you know, it's like a medium sized, you know, small town. 155 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,120 Everybody talks. 156 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,880 Everybody talks and rumors go around. 157 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,880 It's funny. 158 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:22,880 It's messed. 159 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:28,520 So and I remember going to our first game and if you've never been to Lubbock, the stadium 160 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,920 is called Jones AT&T Stadium and we'd been outside of the stadium. 161 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,680 We'd actually been in the stadium when it was empty. 162 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:42,040 Just, you know, as tourists, I guess, and we. 163 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,280 So this was our first game atmosphere. 164 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,560 And I remember going through Raider Alley with all the people and of course the cheerleaders 165 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,160 and the food and stuff like that. 166 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,280 At the time, I really wanted to go to tech. 167 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,680 Like that's where I wanted to go to school. 168 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,960 So I was sitting there like, man, you know, this is this is where it's going to be here 169 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,600 in a few years. 170 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:03,520 And hindsight, I was excited at the time, but now being at this age, I'm like, oh boy, 171 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,000 I'm glad I didn't go there because I would have gotten in a lot of trouble. 172 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,640 But that's, you know, different, different story. 173 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,800 Let me put this into perspective for you. 174 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,280 And again, my memory is starting to come back. 175 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,000 Starting to clarify. 176 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,400 Micah loved Texas Tech so much. 177 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,680 Let me let me strike that. 178 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:29,920 He loved Texas Tech football so much that he took a worship song that we sang in church 179 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:34,120 and he replaced it with Jones AT&T Stadium. 180 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,600 And the song goes, no place I'd rather be, no place I'd rather be than here in your 181 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,600 love. 182 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,360 Tell my Jesus, but he replaced it with no place I'd rather be than here in the Jones, 183 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,360 here in the Jones. 184 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:49,640 I also, and I'm going to drag you into this as well. 185 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:56,040 We also painted our chess with the double T. If you remember that. 186 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:04,360 We nothing, we nothing, you, you, I never, we nothing, you. 187 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,720 Someone say I was pretty crazy. 188 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,640 You know, I've toned down a good bit. 189 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,880 You know, I even went to tech games years later and wasn't, wasn't that crazy. 190 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:20,920 But I'll tell you, the first experience we ever had, you know, it was against central 191 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,920 Arkansas. 192 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,920 No, it wasn't central. 193 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,920 It was a FCS school. 194 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,600 No, it was like Sam P. Stephen at Boston. 195 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Right. 196 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,320 That's what it was. 197 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,880 And so, yeah, we played them. 198 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:38,480 And I remember that year it was like the, the song they had going in the stadium was 199 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,080 all the lights by Kanye. 200 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:44,160 You remember that, it was like that's, that was like the song that they played all the 201 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,720 day and time. 202 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,720 And they had like a specific intro. 203 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,040 It was, it was pretty cool. 204 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:54,640 But like just seeing the traditions in person, because I had watched it on TV for years, 205 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,640 right? 206 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,800 And you know, there's the mass writer and you know, the players go out and it's a whole 207 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,160 big thing and to go fight Winsong and stuff like that. 208 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Man. 209 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 210 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,720 Please don't tell me that you're about to skip over the, the tradition that you don't 211 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,360 want to talk about. 212 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,080 Tell me, tell them about it. 213 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,640 Tell them what the, what, tell them what the student section brings. 214 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,800 I'll let you tell them. 215 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:22,120 Tech fans are crazy, aka probably why Michael painted his chest with a double T on it. 216 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:27,200 I probably at the time Michael probably would have got a Texas Tech tattoo like right on 217 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,200 his neck. 218 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,200 Oh, I was thinking about it. 219 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,200 I don't know about neck. 220 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,560 I, you know, I've never wanted a neck tattoo, but I definitely thought about getting a. 221 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:37,440 He would have got it on his chest on, on the left side, right near his heart. 222 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,440 That's what he would have done. 223 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,960 I could have saw that, but all right, sorry. 224 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,480 I don't know why this is, I'm just providing color commentary for this, for this episode 225 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,880 because I don't really remember much. 226 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:54,080 So I'm just here for comedic purposes, but the student section is so crazy that the students 227 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:59,040 bring in tortillas and sometimes batteries and they take the tortillas and they throw 228 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,880 them at the other team's players. 229 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,760 So if you're playing Texas Longhorns, they take the tortillas and they throw them on 230 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,760 in the field. 231 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,440 They throw them at the Texas Longhorns players. 232 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,040 I knew you weren't about to glass over that little detail. 233 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,000 They do it every game, but it's kickoff wise. 234 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,640 Every time there's a, you know, the opening kickoff or whatever they'll throw tortillas. 235 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:22,800 But yeah, they're pretty ruthless to, because I mean the student section is right behind 236 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,080 the opposing teams bench. 237 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:30,440 So the moment they run out and everything, you know, you're getting booed by 65,000 and 238 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,360 a bunch of, you know, fans in the student section there. 239 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,800 So there's a bunch of crazy stuff that happens. 240 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:41,400 Like, you know, we experienced that and of course, you know, Tech 1 and whatnot. 241 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,400 And so it was pretty exciting. 242 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,960 And at that point, they had already had one game. 243 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,760 So you know, we knew they were going to be kind of decent. 244 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,920 You didn't really, you know, we didn't think anything about that. 245 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,560 We only missed one game that year and that was due to Boot Corral. 246 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,560 If you remember, he's talking about that. 247 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:04,840 But besides the first game, I'll tell you what else I remember TCU that year because 248 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,520 they were ranked and we weren't ranked. 249 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:13,400 And if you don't know the college football system, there's ranking system. 250 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,640 And basically if you're in the top 25, that means, you know, you're the top 25 out of 251 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,760 over a hundred schools. 252 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,200 So that's pretty good. 253 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,120 So we actually beat them and it was at night. 254 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,960 I remember it was a night game and there's something really, really special about football 255 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,520 in that stadium at night with 65,000 people. 256 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,520 It's pretty nice. 257 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,520 Yes, it was. 258 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 Yes, it was. 259 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,480 I got a confession to tell you, bro. 260 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:40,040 I'm going to do it right here on this podcast, right here, right now. 261 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:45,880 Do you remember when I was working and I was a waiter at the time and I told you guys, 262 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,920 I was like, Hey, y'all going to have to pick me up from the restaurant because I have to 263 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,640 work an extra late shift because of the game. 264 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,880 You guys remember that? 265 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,520 I was just going to hang out with my girlfriend. 266 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,120 I wasn't really working late. 267 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,640 I never told you this, but I'm telling you here on the podcast, it doesn't surprise me, 268 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,920 but it's all good. 269 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,200 Order under the bridge, sir. 270 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,480 Order under the bridge. 271 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:11,800 But the other thing that we have to talk about with this tech experience as well is the people 272 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,400 that sat in front of us. 273 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,320 So we had season tickets that year, that first year. 274 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:21,680 And I'll tell you the people that sat in front of us, I guess you could call them legacy 275 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:26,080 techers, right? 276 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:31,560 Basically the whole family, there was like a grandpa and like the kids and grandkids. 277 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,840 And the grandkids like currently went to tech. 278 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,920 So it was like a three generation like they all went to the school. 279 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:41,000 But I guess the grandfather played there or something. 280 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,720 I'm not really sure who he was, but you got to think when you're season ticket holders 281 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,720 with these people, you see them every game, even though there's only six or seven of them, 282 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,040 you see them every game. 283 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:55,160 But man, they would be tailgating out there and they would always come in, you know, right 284 00:13:55,160 --> 00:14:02,240 when after the game would start and they would only stay until what like mid second quarter. 285 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,680 But it was because especially the grandfather, he would always get just so mad. 286 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,080 He'd be like, come on writers, this is the worst I've ever seen. 287 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,520 And he would just get really mad. 288 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,360 And then he would leave and he'd be like, all right, that's it. 289 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,960 I can't take them or and he would leave. 290 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,960 You remember that guy? 291 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,000 I mean, in his defense though, tech was sucking pretty bad. 292 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,280 Compared to 2008, tech has been bad, man. 293 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,640 Oh, for sure. 294 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,640 But watching beyond the come out this year. 295 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,320 So I'll just tell you that much. 296 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,320 Just watch. 297 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,840 But what we'll do is, yeah, that was that was some fun memories, man. 298 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,520 Do you have any other times that you can remember? 299 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,680 No, just that one. 300 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:45,080 I will tell you this, man, since last year, Rick Flair got partnered with the gorilla, 301 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,120 was one of the big lawyers here, and he showed up at a couple of games. 302 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:54,680 And I guess like Rick Flair is like so connected to Lubbock now that at Red Raider Outfitter, 303 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,720 they started selling his shirts like with Rick Flair on it. 304 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,920 And he has a WWE belt and it has Texas Tech logos on the WWE belt. 305 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,480 And it's like 100 years of Texas Tech and Rick Flair. 306 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480 And it's like, whoa. 307 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:10,400 And I was like, never in my life would I have thought that Rick Flair would have been on 308 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,000 a Texas Tech shirt. 309 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,760 But you know, he had to make them Malamoney payments. 310 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,040 Got to keep the liquor flowing. 311 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,040 Oh yeah. 312 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:22,440 And one more thing I'll say on it is there's a study done about universities and their athletic 313 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:28,000 department is what they call their front porch to the university. 314 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,240 And it's a proven fact that their athletics is primarily football and basketball. 315 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,160 If you're a good football and basketball school, or at least if you have a big following, you'll 316 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,800 always get a lot of students just because of that. 317 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,480 So I'm sure they're trying to promote it as much as possible because, bro, it's hard 318 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,720 to, you know, who to be honest, if I'm from the rest of Texas, who wants to go out to 319 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,720 the desert, bro? 320 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,080 Like who wants to go out to Lubbock? 321 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,200 Tech football is the only thing sports wise that sucks about tech. 322 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,200 Everything else is good. 323 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,200 Basketball is good. 324 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 Baseball is good. 325 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,080 Oh, their track team is incredible. 326 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,400 Their track teams like national champions every year. 327 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Yep. 328 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,080 Golf team, tennis team, cheerleading team. 329 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:09,520 Like they are like everything except for the football is good. 330 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,720 But that's what's getting all the money. 331 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:17,000 Yep, because that's where all the money is and the rest of the college athletics world. 332 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,440 But anyways, man, so if we're good with that, we can go ahead and move on to our next segment 333 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,120 if you if you get to roll. 334 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120 Let's roll. 335 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120 Roll out. 336 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:35,560 All right, man, we're going to do the jelly donut next, which is our jail reports. 337 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,240 Oh man, we got some interesting ones. 338 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,440 Here's where we're going to start off with. 339 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:46,880 So this is a real life jail report, not just an arrest story, but a jail report. 340 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:52,560 So this man, his name is Mr. Ham, is what we'll call him. 341 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,320 He got a little taste of freedom when he escaped the jail. 342 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,920 But you know what he did? 343 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,120 Had himself a good time. 344 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:04,120 And then he returned the same night, about seven hours later, actually. 345 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:10,920 So he had been initially in jail for theft of property, burglary and or burglary of a 346 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,640 motor vehicle and failure to pay child support. 347 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:20,720 So the Sheriff's Office says that Ham escaped about 10 p.m. and returned to the jail around 348 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:26,800 three a.m. after having a night at the bar and boosts Phil fun and apparently went and 349 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,600 saw his wife. 350 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,680 So it wasn't clear how he escaped custody and he never let them know apparently how he 351 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,040 escaped custody. 352 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:39,800 But apparently he's likely to face additional charges, even though he did come back. 353 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:46,320 Now, Chris, do you think he should be charged extra for his one night of freedom there? 354 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,640 I think he should be charged extra. 355 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,640 I think so, man. 356 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,240 It's like you got to give him reason to not break the law. 357 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,760 You got to give him reason to not want to come back, right? 358 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,720 So if it's like, oh yeah, crap, I was out. 359 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,640 And then it's like, crap, now I'm back again, man. 360 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,920 I'm going to learn. 361 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,640 Everybody says they're going to learn their lesson. 362 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,040 Everybody says it, but like to actually learn your lesson. 363 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,760 You know what I was going to say at the beginning when you were like, this is the jelly donut, 364 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,760 the jail report. 365 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:17,200 What if we were like the jelly donut, the jail report, a story from my past? 366 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200 Just kidding. 367 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,160 But sorry, back, sorry, back. 368 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,960 My mind is like, like the matter had it right now, down a rabbit hole. 369 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:30,200 But I do think that he should be charged because, man, you got to make jail and prison like 370 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,040 a reason not to come back, man. 371 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,760 Like, I know the system is broken, but you got to make it a reason to not want to break 372 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,760 the law. 373 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,280 Yeah, it's real broke right now. 374 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280 All right, man. 375 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,360 Well, the next one, now this is a really viral video and maybe some of you have seen it. 376 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,040 I don't know if you've seen it, but it also makes for a good story. 377 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:53,640 So there was a Lantanail Salon robber that was ignored and unfazed by patrons and leaves 378 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,640 empty-handed. 379 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640 Have you seen that video? 380 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,880 I'm very confused on what the video is about. 381 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,320 I don't understand. 382 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:08,280 So a nail salon robber, so a dude's coming in robbing a nail salon, gets ignored by the 383 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,800 patrons in the store. 384 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:15,320 Like he runs in there, pulls his gun out and says, everybody on the ground demanding everybody's 385 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,360 money and they all just look at him and they don't do anything. 386 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,640 So he just turns around and leaves. 387 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,960 Oh, that's funny, bro. 388 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,960 That's hilarious. 389 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,560 They were like, oh, you little smart time robber. 390 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,760 Oh, big bill was here last week. 391 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 Right? 392 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:36,040 Well, and the funny part is, so there are some patrons sitting there and then there's, you 393 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,040 can kind of see in the video some of the shop texts that are working there, you know, the 394 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,520 nail texts there. 395 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:46,960 And then there's somebody at the cash register, like the little Asian man at the cash register, 396 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:52,360 and he's like on the phone with somebody and he just kind of, you know, the person comes 397 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:57,440 in, you know, hard charges in with a gun and demands everybody's money, kind of goes to 398 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:03,160 the left of the screen and the little Asian guy on the phone just kind of peeks around 399 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,040 the corner like, what is that guy doing? 400 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,640 And just stays on the phone, keeps talking. 401 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,920 Everybody just keeps talking. 402 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,880 There's two ladies on a couch. 403 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,720 He walks right up to them, demands some money and they just look at him like they don't 404 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,480 understand what he's talking about. 405 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:21,200 And he just kind of turns around like, what the heck do I do now? 406 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200 And he walks out the door. 407 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,120 He must not have been intimidating enough, bro, because it doesn't matter what language 408 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120 you're speaking. 409 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,680 You can tell somebody's like, if they got a gun and they're like forcibly doing it, 410 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,840 man, that must have hurt his ego though. 411 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,600 Oh, I bet, man. 412 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:42,440 I bet because I mean, could you imagine going in there full floors with a gun, you know, 413 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,120 that I'm sure that takes a lot of ramp up, you know, I mean, that you're breaking the 414 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:51,040 law, you're putting yourself at risk and losing your freedom for a while and, you know, over 415 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,000 some money and stuff like that. 416 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,440 And you go in there and they're just like, bro, don't even stop yourself. 417 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,960 Oh, oh, oh. 418 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,280 So this is not jelly donut related, but it is kind of a crime that what happened. 419 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,320 You hear about the Michael Orr stuff, man. 420 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:12,840 Oh, yeah, about something about that he really wasn't adopted and that the movie was not true 421 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,920 about the blind side was not true or something. 422 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:24,280 Basically the two parents, quote unquote, they were they said that they adopted him, 423 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,600 but they just signed a conservatorship, which basically just means that you're a legal guardian 424 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,880 and you can basically take all their their money. 425 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,880 All right. 426 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,880 So let me let me pause the situation right here because that movie came out in like what 427 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,160 2008 and now we're just hearing about this. 428 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,160 Did he age out of his conservatism? 429 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,720 Well, like I don't understand what the whole is like. 430 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,880 Oh, yeah, we're just now hearing about this. 431 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,600 Like this movie came out in 2008. 432 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,600 You know what I mean? 433 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,600 I don't know, man. 434 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,120 I mean, I don't know the full details on the story. 435 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:57,480 I just know that I was just like, dang man, like, but apparently they've been siphoning 436 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:03,080 that money and a lot of that movie deal went directly to the parents or at least the proceeds 437 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,960 and the funds and a lot of a lot of it didn't go to him. 438 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:10,200 And apparently he was OK with it because he thought, you know, he was taking care of him. 439 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,720 But apparently they had a falling out and he found out that they had never actually 440 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720 adopted him. 441 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,000 That is what I'm reading. 442 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,280 OK, I don't know, man. 443 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,360 Something don't pass my sniff test. 444 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,360 So I don't know. 445 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360 I'm not saying it's true. 446 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,600 I'm not saying it's not. 447 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,880 But I don't know. 448 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880 There's two. 449 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,880 Sorry. 450 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,880 There's three sides to every story. 451 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,880 So we'll see what happens. 452 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,880 Crazy stuff, man. 453 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880 All right. 454 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:36,000 So next back to and I guess that was civil jail report. 455 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 That doesn't make sense. 456 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,080 But you know, you get what I'm saying. 457 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080 Civil court stuff. 458 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,640 All right. 459 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,800 So a Georgia murder suspect is tracked down after leaving his phone behind at a Dine and 460 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,000 Dash scene. 461 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:54,760 So there was a Georgia man and just as it sounded, he was busted after he left his phone 462 00:22:54,760 --> 00:23:00,000 with a photo of his face on the lock screen at the restaurant where he and his friends 463 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,640 did a Dine and Dash and they ran up about a hundred and fifty dollar tab, which prompted 464 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,840 them to call the police. 465 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,400 So the police got the phone, saw the picture of who it was, which was a selfie of himself 466 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:20,040 and so they went and tracked him down and then saw that he was wanted on a murder charge 467 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,040 and boom. 468 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:29,400 I heard you the first time, but just for comedic purposes, where was this at? 469 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,480 Atlanta, Georgia. 470 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,640 That tells you all you need to know right there. 471 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,840 You know what the place of the restaurant was? 472 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,640 The restaurant was called? 473 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640 Waffle House. 474 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880 The Juicy Juicy Crab is what it was called. 475 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,240 If you got juicy in your gang, bro, I don't care what it is. 476 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:51,960 If you call yourself juicy, anything, I ain't going to go into your restaurant, bro. 477 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,880 And then you call yourself Juicy Juicy. 478 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880 I know, man. 479 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,880 I saw the name of that place. 480 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,560 It was like the Juicy Juicy Crab. 481 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560 What the heck? 482 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560 All right, man. 483 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,680 All right, we got a couple more here. 484 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:12,880 All right, so a man was busted for smuggling dozens of live birds in large hair curlers 485 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,640 at JFK airport. 486 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,240 I've actually read that story. 487 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,280 I've heard of that story before. 488 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,240 You've heard about that one? 489 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:28,920 So apparently, you know, long story short, these birds were endangered. 490 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:33,880 He was smuggling them from Guyana, which is in South America, and US Customs and Border 491 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,200 Protection's found them. 492 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,080 He wasn't criminally charged and only had to pay $300. 493 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:43,920 But yeah, it was the hair. 494 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,800 Looking at the pictures of it, you know, they have the seized pictures of the hair curlers 495 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,160 and how he did it and whatnot. 496 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,680 Like, dang, man. 497 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,720 Pretty elaborate, pretty crazy. 498 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,920 But if I was looking at that, I'd be like, yeah, what the heck is this? 499 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,920 What is this? 500 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920 I don't know. 501 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,640 I'm always amazed at human ingenuity, man. 502 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,120 But I'll tell you this much, man. 503 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,400 Apparently there's a massive industry for selling endangered birds, birds, eggs, stuff 504 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,400 like that. 505 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,920 Like it's a big block market business. 506 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,640 You make lots of money off of it. 507 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,080 Yes, sir. 508 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,640 And some types of dogs, too. 509 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,040 Yeah, that makes sense. 510 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,720 People are crazy for animals. 511 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,320 All right, man. 512 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,440 Last one. 513 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:35,280 So this lady, she gets 15 years for robbing a bank to finance a plastic surgery. 514 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:42,120 So she had already had, okay, so here's this woman and she's from Alabama. 515 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,360 I don't know how you pronounce her name, Fassie. 516 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:48,240 That tells you everything you need to know right there, ladies and gentlemen. 517 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,720 She was found guilty this week on two counts of arm robbery for holding up a Mississippi 518 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,480 Bank that she allegedly committed to fund her plastic surgery. 519 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:04,120 Apparently she pled guilty to it and she's going to get 15 years. 520 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,360 Oh, it was down at Gulfport. 521 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:14,240 So, but yeah, apparently she did a full heist style and she had actually pulled it off, 522 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:22,400 but they alerted to her by a hidden alarm and so they went and caught her. 523 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,720 Apparently she handed the clerk a note that says you have one minute to give the money 524 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,520 and don't be wrong or you die. 525 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520 That's wild. 526 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,920 Bro, life is not a video game. 527 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920 I'm telling you. 528 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,440 What I've never understood is just kind of interesting to me. 529 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:44,440 Bank robberies nowadays are so much less, you know, it's not running there with a gun 530 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,840 and I'm sure it's because there's so many security mechanisms, right? 531 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,920 But every bank robbery you hear about nowadays seems like, oh, they passed them a note. 532 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,280 It's like, oh, here you go. 533 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,760 I mean, my thing is, at this point, if you would tell her, if they're passing you a 534 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,560 note, I'm already pushing the button. 535 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,720 I'm like, oh yeah, okay. 536 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,600 Don't be passing me no notes now. 537 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,680 That's 101 in banking school. 538 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,680 101. 539 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:09,680 101. 540 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,680 Don't be taking no notes. 541 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,760 All right. 542 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,520 So yeah, man, that's our jail report, our jelly donut. 543 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,240 And so we're ready to move into our next one, I think. 544 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,680 Which is the donut hole, tell them what you got, buddy. 545 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,240 Man, so we're going to go back to American football. 546 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,240 Oh, man. 547 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,240 Okay. 548 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,880 So this time we're talking about the NFL, the national football league or the professionals. 549 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,920 So we're going to do a little mixed bag, man. 550 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,560 I'm going to ask you a few trivia questions about the NFL, see how much you know and no 551 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,560 pressure. 552 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,560 Some of these are kind of hard. 553 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,560 And some of these are just like, really? 554 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,760 I didn't know that. 555 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,640 And then we're going to talk about, so last year we did some picks, which didn't quite 556 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640 go well. 557 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,120 So what we're going to do is we're going to make less picks this year. 558 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,480 But we're going to make it short sweet to the point, have four main picks. 559 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,480 That's it. 560 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,480 And I'll explain that later. 561 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,480 So you're ready to do it? 562 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,480 Yeah, let's do it. 563 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480 All right, man. 564 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,880 So the first thing in the trivia, who was the NFL player who has the most Super Bowl 565 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:10,760 rings or most Super Bowl wins in NFL history? 566 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,800 Is it a Charles Haley? 567 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,920 Is it B Joe Montana? 568 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,400 Is it C Tom Brady? 569 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,760 Or is it D Adam Vinitieri? 570 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,360 Man, that's wild. 571 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,760 I feel like Adam Vinitieri has been on some teams. 572 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 I don't know. 573 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,720 I'm just going to go with Tom Brady. 574 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,720 Yeah, you're correct. 575 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,520 Tom Brady has seven. 576 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,840 Vinitieri has five. 577 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,880 Actually, the rest of them on that list that I listed was five. 578 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,000 All right. 579 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,200 So who, and this one's going to be a hard one, who has the most NFC championship 580 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,200 wins? 581 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:53,400 So in the playoffs, the game that gets you to the Super Bowl, NFC championship wins. 582 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,640 Which team has the most all time in NFL history? 583 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,440 Is it the Vikings? 584 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,400 Is it the Dallas Cowboys? 585 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,120 Is it the Los Angeles Rams? 586 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,120 Or is it the San Francisco 49ers? 587 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,640 Well, I'm going to go with the 49ers. 588 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,080 Man, you're correct. 589 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080 It's 15. 590 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,520 They've won 15 NFC championships. 591 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,920 The rest have won 13 or less. 592 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,840 I was about to say, they're pretty good. 593 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,040 They're at least in it almost every year. 594 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,040 You know what I mean? 595 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,560 They're at least a contender. 596 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,160 So that's what I thought. 597 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,360 Yeah, San Francisco's, even on their down years, they're not terrible. 598 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,560 It's never like they've had stupid horrible seasons. 599 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,000 I mean, sometimes they do, but not consistently. 600 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,280 All right. 601 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:40,560 So on the adverse, who has the most NFC championship wins? 602 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,880 So the other side there. 603 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,080 Is it the Steelers from Pittsburgh? 604 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,920 Or is it B, the Miami Dolphins? 605 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,720 Is it C, the New England Patriots? 606 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,720 Or is it D, the Denver Broncos? 607 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,320 Oh, come on, bro. 608 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,320 It's the Pats. 609 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,320 Yeah, you already know. 610 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,800 The New England Patriots have the most AFC championships all time with 11. 611 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,200 This one's going to be an interesting one. 612 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,480 So you're three and oh so far. 613 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,480 Here's the next one. 614 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:12,840 Who is the team with the most Hall of Famers? 615 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,480 Is it A, the Chicago Bears? 616 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,960 Is it B, San Francisco? 617 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,040 Is it C, Dallas, the Cowboys? 618 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,120 Or is it D, the Seattle Seahawks? 619 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,120 Thanks. 620 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,320 Between the Bears and Cowboys. 621 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,560 We're going to go with Mike Dicka and the Chicago Bears. 622 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,120 Man, you're correct. 623 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,640 That's A, the Chicago Bears. 624 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,200 They had 30 Hall of Famers. 625 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:42,040 They do have 30 Hall of Famers as of right now, which is the most. 626 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,680 All right, last trivia question. 627 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,760 Are we going to make it a clean sweep here? 628 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,080 Let's see what happens. 629 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:55,600 Which NFL stadium has the largest capacity as far as people can hold at the same time? 630 00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:02,000 All right, is it A, SoFi Stadium, the one that the Los Angeles Rams play at over in 631 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 LA? 632 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,880 Is it B, AT&T Stadium, Jerry's World there in Dallas? 633 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,080 Is it C, Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City? 634 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:17,840 Or is it D, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, even though the New York teams 635 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840 play there? 636 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,360 Oh man, I want to say it's between SoFi and Dallas. 637 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:29,400 Man, I want to say SoFi, but I'm going with Dallas. 638 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,160 You are actually incorrect. 639 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,520 It is neither one of them. 640 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:38,560 It is D, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey with 86,000. 641 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,800 Well, there it goes. 642 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,760 Yeah, I was kind of shocked with that one too. 643 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,160 I was like MetLife Stadium really? 644 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,360 I didn't know they had the biggest capacity. 645 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,080 Now bonus question. 646 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,400 See if you get this one. 647 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,000 Which stadium has the smallest capacity? 648 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,200 And I will give you a hint. 649 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,760 It is a historic stadium. 650 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,800 So it's one of the really old historic teams. 651 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,800 What is it? 652 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,800 I don't know. 653 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,800 Give me some options. 654 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800 All right. 655 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:06,800 So historic teams, Chicago Bears, Soldier Field, Green Bay Packers with Lambeau Field. 656 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:11,320 Let's see, where's some other historic ones with historic fields? 657 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,720 Well it's not those two because I think it's the Chicago Bears. 658 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720 You're right. 659 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:22,120 It's Soldier Field and it's got the smallest capacity of any NFL stadium. 660 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,080 But it's also one of the oldest as well. 661 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,080 It's funny. 662 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,200 I've heard Green Bay with Lambeau Field. 663 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,480 It's such an iconic place and I kind of wanted to go watch a football game there because 664 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,880 it's really iconic but I've heard it's really uncomfortable and stupid cold. 665 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,760 So it's like, yeah, I'm okay. 666 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,360 I'll watch it from TV. 667 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,360 It's okay. 668 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,560 All right, man. 669 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,680 So here we go. 670 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,600 We're going to make our picks now and we don't really have to explain it if we don't want 671 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,600 to. 672 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:56,880 But the first thing we are going to pick is who will be in the NFC championship playing 673 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,880 against each other. 674 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:02,400 So the game right before the Super Bowl, who has made it through the playoffs and they're 675 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,720 the teams in there. 676 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,640 Oh, let's see. 677 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,920 I'm going to bet definitely not the Cowboys. 678 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920 I'm going to go. 679 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,120 And if you need me to go through the NFC teams, we can. 680 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,120 The 49ers are in NFC, right? 681 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:28,640 So 49ers and the 49ers and the Vikings. 682 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,640 And the Vikings. 683 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,640 I don't know. 684 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,640 I don't know why I picked the Vikings. 685 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,320 Hey, listen, that's part of the reason I like asking you because like I'm up on it, 686 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:41,320 you know, and so it'll be interesting because it's like, will the educated picks come through 687 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,520 or will the random picks come through? 688 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,560 Like, you know, what's going to happen? 689 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,560 But you know what I have? 690 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,600 I have something similar. 691 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,480 I actually have the 49ers in as well. 692 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,360 And I have the 49ers in the. 693 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:58,040 I hate the Eagles with the fiery passion, but what I can't deny is the fact that they have 694 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,400 a really good roster again this year. 695 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,640 And they made some really good draft picks as well. 696 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,440 And they, I think they'll be a little scary this year. 697 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,280 So we'll see. 698 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,640 So 49ers and Eagles is what I have. 699 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,320 And Chris has the Vikings and the Niners playing. 700 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,640 So hey, Niners are in both of ours. 701 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,960 All right, so now to the AFC championship. 702 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,920 And just to give you a preface, mine is the Chiefs in the Bengals. 703 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,320 You know what I'm going to say, man? 704 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,880 I'm going to say the Chiefs. 705 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,880 And you know what? 706 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,160 I'm picking the dark horse this year, the Jacksonville Jaguars. 707 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,840 Oh, you're going to do Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville Jaguars. 708 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,840 You know, that's actually, uh, it's not a bad pick. 709 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,000 We'll see what happens with that. 710 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Jacksonville was on the up and up last year. 711 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,120 So we'll see what happens with, uh, with old Duval. 712 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,760 Um, so let's see what happens there. 713 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760 All right. 714 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760 So the next thing. 715 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:54,480 So as we know, based on what we said, um, who would be in the Super Bowl based on the 716 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,880 NFC championship picks and the AFC championship picks that we just did, I'm picking for my 717 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,480 NFC side. 718 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,560 Um, I have the Niners going to the Super Bowl. 719 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:11,200 Realistically, I think the Super Bowl is going to be the 49ers and the Chiefs. 720 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,200 Realistically. 721 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:18,440 Now, what I really want 49ers and the Jacksonville Jaguars, you just want to see Jacksonville 722 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,120 a team that's sucked historically do well. 723 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,120 So all right. 724 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,480 So your picks are the 49ers and the Chiefs. 725 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,480 Mine, um, are going to be, I mean, it's actually the same thing. 726 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,120 The Niners and the Chiefs, uh, is what we're going to do. 727 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,600 So Chris and I are kind of on the same accord of who's going to do what. 728 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,120 We'll see if that actually works out. 729 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:42,560 So now the next thing, uh, we're going to do our dark horse teams. 730 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,240 Now let me explain the dark horse side of it. 731 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:49,600 It's not going to the Super Bowl, obviously, but it is teams that did not make the playoffs 732 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,080 last year that will this year. 733 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:57,040 My picks, the Broncos and the Lions, the Lions actually are going to make the playoffs 734 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,040 this year. 735 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,040 That's my picks. 736 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,040 All right. 737 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,480 I'm going to go ahead and just say it. 738 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,640 The, I don't know who made it, who didn't make it, whatever. 739 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,320 Uh, I'm going to go with the chargers. 740 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,720 I'm going to go with the Raiders. 741 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:16,480 I'm going to go with the Rams and I'm going with the Buffalo Bills, even though I know 742 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,440 they made it last year. 743 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440 That's what I'm going with. 744 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:25,320 The only two teams that he listed that did not make it last year were the Raiders and 745 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,240 there was one other one in there that you listed because the bills were definitely in 746 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,240 it. 747 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:38,280 Um, let's see the Rams, um, the Rams missed, but that was, they had a lot of injuries. 748 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,800 So you want to do Raiders Rams because we're going to pick two. 749 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Yep. 750 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800 That's what we're doing. 751 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,800 All right. 752 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800 Raiders Rams. 753 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,800 All right. 754 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,800 All right. 755 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800 There you have it. 756 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,520 So just to summarize before we move on to what fries my donuts, Christopher and I's pick 757 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,280 for this year for the NFC championship game. 758 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,640 We're going to have the Niners and Eagles and for Chris's pick, we're going to have 759 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,400 the 49ers and Vikings, AFC championship game for myself. 760 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:08,320 It's going to be the chiefs and the Bengals for Chris's, the chiefs and Jacksonville and 761 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,400 our Super Bowl picks are exactly the same, the 49ers and the chiefs. 762 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,040 And for me personally, I think the Niners would actually win this year if they did that. 763 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,920 Who do you think I didn't ask you that? 764 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,920 He's going to win the Super Bowl. 765 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,200 Who's going to go all the way to Jacksonville, Jack Wars. 766 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,240 Do you really want me to put that? 767 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,240 Yes. 768 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,240 Yes, I do. 769 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240 Fine. 770 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,240 I'm changing yours. 771 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,680 I want to say, I want to say remember when I said that? 772 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,680 It's fine. 773 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,680 Remember when I said it? 774 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,320 So you do you remember that when I said it on that podcast episode? 775 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320 You remember that? 776 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:44,600 So Christopher's updated picks are now the 49ers and you know, the 49ers and Jacksonville 777 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,200 and Jacksonville will win. 778 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,760 All right. 779 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:52,000 So and then our dark horse teams that did not make the playoffs last year and will this 780 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:58,320 year, the Broncos, the Lions for myself and for Chris, it is the Raiders and the Rams. 781 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,760 All right, man. 782 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,600 So we got them locked in. 783 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,600 We'll see what happens and move a report back to you at the end of the season. 784 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600 All right. 785 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:11,400 So our next segment that we're going to get into is our improv segment, which is our mystery 786 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,400 donut. 787 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,040 And Chris, we have something kind of new today, man. 788 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,040 Okay. 789 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,040 What is it? 790 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,960 We have something kind of new. 791 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,320 It's called the randomizer. 792 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:30,760 So pretty much what we've been doing is we will put, you know, a scenario and an accent 793 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:36,400 or something in a hat and we choose them both and then we go for it. 794 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:46,600 Now we're using technology, the randomizer to give us different locations, scenarios, 795 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,920 professions, relationships on how things are working. 796 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,760 And guess what? it's going to give us what we have to act out. 797 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,080 So Chris, are you excited for the randomizer and what it may bring? 798 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,080 Let's do it. 799 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,600 And just so you guys know what the professions we're taking that character, it doesn't matter 800 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,160 what accent they have. 801 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,160 They're just going to come out. 802 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,600 They're just going to be a character. 803 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,600 Yep. 804 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,960 Pretty much we're going to let it flow. 805 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,360 That's true improv, baby. 806 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,360 Anyways. 807 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360 All right. 808 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,520 So what we are going to do, let's go. 809 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,200 I think we should hit professions first. 810 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,200 What do you think? 811 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,200 I think we should. 812 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,600 So, professions. 813 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,680 So a computer programmer. 814 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,400 All right. 815 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,280 What location do we have? 816 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,720 At a country club. 817 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,120 So programmers at a country club. 818 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,920 Do we want to throw another one on top of it like we could do an emotion or an action 819 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,400 that's going on? 820 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,360 Um, programmers at a country club. 821 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,240 Yeah, let's do like a, I don't know, let's do an emotion or something. 822 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,240 Sad. 823 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,720 So we have. 824 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,680 Oh, that's great. 825 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,960 Sad programmers at a country club. 826 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:51,960 All right, man. 827 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,400 So you ready to get started with sad programmers at a country club? 828 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,400 All right. 829 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,400 I'll start us off. 830 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,360 Man, another freaking country club. 831 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,960 Why in the heck do we even bother? 832 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,880 I mean, that's, that's my thing. 833 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,560 Well, I'll tell you this, Jimmy. 834 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:17,320 As per my last email, I sent it out, making sure that the code was up to date at this 835 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:22,120 country club and making sure that they installed Windows 25. 836 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,240 But all I'm getting is calls about why is my computer running slow? 837 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,720 Why is my password changed? 838 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:32,040 Well, you know what I'm saying, if you would have read the freaking email, you would have 839 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,800 totally heard me. 840 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:39,920 You know, what, what, what I, what I never understand about you is I've hung out with 841 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,000 you outside of work and I know you have a normal voice. 842 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,800 I know that's not the same voice that you use outside of work. 843 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,400 Why would I work? 844 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,920 Do you sound like you have a stick up your ass? 845 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,080 Well, listen here, Jimmy. 846 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,560 Maybe it was because I was bullied and dirt-grade. 847 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,600 And when I use this voice, this voice gives me a sense of confidence. 848 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:03,360 It would, you would use this voice too if you've been laughed out of meetings, got a 849 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:08,760 wedgie, got your head stuck in the toilet, people through, through papers at you. 850 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,160 At least with this voice, I'm owning my role because everyone knows that I'm a nerd. 851 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,960 And I'm at least a nerd who knows what he's talking about. 852 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,840 So if this voice gives me a little self-confidence, I'm sorry. 853 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,680 Well, maybe we should all do that. 854 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,960 I mean, my thing is, you know, I don't even know why I'm a part of this stupid country 855 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,960 club. 856 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,720 Like, why are you a part of this stupid country club? 857 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,080 That's, that's really, that's really my question. 858 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:40,680 I was working on Python last week for, you know, Topgolf and they were like, you know, 859 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,680 are you a part of a country club? 860 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,640 And I said, yeah, but who the heck cares? 861 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,720 I mean, it's, you know, you pay a freaking thousand dollars a month. 862 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,160 What did they think were made of money? 863 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:57,560 Just because I make 225K as a full stack developer doesn't mean that I'm, you know, have a ton 864 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:02,760 of money and afford an expensive lifestyle. 865 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,680 And, you know, I can only get a Porsche. 866 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,360 It's not like I can get Lamborghinis. 867 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,080 You know what I'm saying? 868 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:14,240 Listen to hear, Jimmy, just because you don't have a choice in this, because your wife is 869 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:19,280 the mistress of the president, Jack Perry, and she's sleeping with him so that you can 870 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,600 get a free country club. 871 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,320 Listen here, buddy, some of us don't have that luxury. 872 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:29,160 Some of us have to work five jobs just to put food on our table. 873 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,640 And if we want to do something nice for ourselves, what's wrong with that? 874 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,640 What's wrong with that? 875 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,560 You should choose this as a privilege. 876 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,560 Not a right. 877 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,960 You're taking it for granted. 878 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,840 You're peeing where you sleep. 879 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:46,000 And you know, what really hurts me in our conversation here is I just, I don't understand 880 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,280 why you have to bring up my wife's only fans with the president. 881 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:56,360 I mean, yes, it's making us some money, but again, no Lamborghini. 882 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,360 Just Porsche. 883 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,760 Listen here, Jimmy, you are depressing. 884 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,440 You are just absolutely depressing. 885 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,680 And my therapist said I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. 886 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,000 So I'm going to go over there where the happy people are. 887 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,120 And if you want to just sit here and rain on everybody's parade, you let it rain by yourself, 888 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120 buddy. 889 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,120 Sounds good. 890 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,880 I'll just sit here and think about where I made my mistakes and the code that I did 891 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,680 earlier and in the rest of my life. 892 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,160 And that was our improv. 893 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,720 I think I was a little more angry than I was sad, but you had to have that. 894 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,200 You had to bring out the sadness. 895 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200 Yeah. 896 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200 That's what I was doing. 897 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,200 You had to bring out your sadness. 898 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,640 It was a great time. 899 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,000 So yeah, you know, that was that was pretty fun. 900 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000 I like the randomizer. 901 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Randomizer is pretty cool. 902 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,080 Um, it adds a little bit of couple different dimensions, you know, and imagine if we threw 903 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,600 some accents on top of that. 904 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,640 Yeah, pretty crazy. 905 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,440 So we'll definitely bring back the randomizer, I think. 906 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,200 But yeah, man, so we're on to our last segment, which is the E-Clear Donut. 907 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,380 I think that I went last for the time before our 90th episode first. 908 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:04,800 So I'll let you take it away. 909 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,760 My positive advice is no one to ask for help. 910 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,440 And a lot of us, we don't like to ask for help, especially us Godfearing, Texas. 911 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,640 We think we can do everything ourselves, God. 912 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,840 And the thing is, man, we need, we all need help. 913 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,600 There are things that we can't do on our own. 914 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,120 And if you try to do it on your own, you're going to be spinning your wheels and you're 915 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:30,680 going to wind up exhausted and you're going to wind up just totally out and empty and 916 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,600 not be able to be any use to anyone. 917 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,280 So it's okay to ask for help. 918 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,640 And as men, it's hard for us to ask for help because if we ask for help, people view us 919 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,840 as, oh, he's not a man. 920 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,560 He can't handle his business. 921 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,280 But the truth is we all need help sometimes. 922 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,120 And it's okay to ask for help and it's okay to receive help. 923 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,480 Everybody goes through those seasons. 924 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,160 But I'm of the mindset like, man, I got to help everybody else. 925 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:58,280 And that's just a detriment to me because I just be doing that so many times that I 926 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,880 forget to take care of my own self. 927 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,920 And so you just know when to ask for help. 928 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,440 And I'm speaking to myself. 929 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,160 Yeah, it could be, it could be definitely hard for sure. 930 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,160 And for what a lot of people don't know, a lot of these E-Clear donuts, we're talking 931 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,800 to ourselves a lot of the times and hopefully it's helping other people because sometimes 932 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,360 I don't know, man, some about the human nature. 933 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:23,080 You can talk to yourself about things or have good insights for yourself and you could pick 934 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,080 yourself up sometimes. 935 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,840 I mean, it's all in how you talk to yourself too sometimes. 936 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:34,800 All right, man, my E-Clear is, you know, a lot of people get really wrapped up and man, 937 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,120 I'm not doing anything to push forward. 938 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,280 Man I've been at this job for this long. 939 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,200 Man I've been a volunteer for this for two, three years and you know, they're not recognizing 940 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,720 me and we're not moving, I'm not moving forward anywhere, you know, things like that. 941 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,960 And there's two things that I want to say with that. 942 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,040 Sometimes there's a time for action and sometimes there's a time to be where you are. 943 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,720 You know, there are sometimes in life where you do want to take action and create your 944 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:06,720 own opportunities or even, you know, beseech opportunities and then there's sometimes where 945 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,440 you just got to grind it out and be where you're at in that moment. 946 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,560 And you know, sometimes it takes longer than others but you know, sometimes you're in a 947 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:21,680 season of doing and you might not be tangibly progressing, right, where you're like, man, 948 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:26,240 I got that new job with the raise or I got the promotion that I was looking for or I 949 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:32,920 got, you know, the volunteer role stepped up for me or you know, I'm now the lead in the 950 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:37,200 PTA or whatever the case may be, right. 951 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:43,640 You know, you can get that stuff but you know, it hurts when that's your goal and it doesn't 952 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,720 seem like you're going anywhere or getting close to it. 953 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:53,680 But like I said, sometimes it's being where you are and building up the experience because, 954 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,560 you know, sometimes we aren't ready for things. 955 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:02,280 Sometimes we have to build the experience first and being certain settings and environments 956 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280 for a while. 957 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,080 You know, some people don't know it might take a year or two years might even take 10. 958 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:13,800 It's all about how you persevere and it's about how you view opportunities and it's 959 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,600 taking those opportunities when they come about. 960 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,400 But sometimes it's just about being in the moment and learning those lessons along the 961 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,400 way. 962 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,920 I think we all go back to, you know, the theme of this podcast is balance. 963 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,160 And so also too, it's like, if you're not getting appreciated and it's been like 10 964 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,760 years is like, bro, maybe it's time for you to like, peace out. 965 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,920 Sometimes you just throw your pearls before a swine. 966 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:35,920 Oh, absolutely. 967 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,920 Absolutely. 968 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,920 Man. 969 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,480 Well, man, it's been a good episode. 970 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,440 So we'll talk about TV trash can dot com. 971 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:48,040 That's TV trash can dot com and go go take a look at us over there. 972 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,040 And of course we have our YouTube channel, which we have something special coming out 973 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,360 for that. 974 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,960 And you know, above that, we appreciate you for wherever you're listening from and whatever 975 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,520 platform you're listening from as well. 976 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,120 And you know, what else you got for him, man? 977 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,800 Just tell your friends, uh, fall is about to be upon us. 978 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,720 So that means that everybody's back from summer traveling, at least here in the States. 979 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,840 So yeah, share, share us, man. 980 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,840 Interact with us. 981 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,840 We'd love to hear from you. 982 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:20,240 Pump pump us out there because I know y'all are bored at work and need to listen to something 983 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,840 for an hour on Mondays. 984 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,560 But anyways, all right, man. 985 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,600 Well, we can go ahead and peace out. 986 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:51,600 I'm Micah and this has been the Donut Box podcast. 987 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:59,640 Enjoy.