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Hi, I'm Chris and I'm Mike and this is the Donut Box podcast
Well, buddy, it is almost August when we release this episode. It'll be the last day of July so long summer
So long summer. Well, we can't really say that in Texas because it's still smeltering hot
In fact, August probably gonna be the hottest month this year of the year here. So it's about to be ripped. Don't stay dead
I'm saying man. Look the farmers all my neck. That's what it's saying. Okay. Well, welcome back to the Donut Box podcast
Hope you guys have been having a great week. I'm Chris and this is Micah
We are welcoming all those that are returning for listening to the Donut Box podcast. We got some great listeners
We've been hitting the Middle East pretty good
Hitting Australia pretty good. Where else have we been hitting? So we got the West Coast, right? We got Oregon, California
Even in Nevada. I tell you what we you know our home state of Texas
We really got to shout them out Oklahoma, New Mexico all the surrounding states pretty much
You know, we even got Mississippi all the way into Georgia, Florida all the way up to Virginia
And then we got our you know, I can't miss our Midwest states Iowa, Ohio
Indiana
Let's see. There's Kansas man. We got so many of them in there. I'm trying to think did I already say Iowa?
Yeah, you said Iowa, but yeah, we're so glad that you guys are with us on this journey
So let's kick it off with the old-fashioned donut, which is a story from our past now last week
We talked about boot camp part one this week. We're gonna talk about boot camp part two and if you missed part one
We used to work for a company. We shall not say their name
It's kind of like Voldemort he that shall not be named again
It's it's also like Beetlejuice if you say it three times you might have to go back and work. Yes
So we call it boot corral and work while working at boot corral whenever they opened up new stores
They would have these boot camps where the store would get built and restocked and
Different stores would go and help out and Mike and I have both been on one of those boot camps actual several several of them
And we're gonna tell you some stories from boot camp because I have an interesting one of where I got kicked out of my hotel room
Involuntarily, it was not my choice
Yeah, we've all had a few of those in there and you know, these are all the stories that
I really just I don't know some some of it or this fun and then some of it's like yeah
Not so much. So Chris, which one do you want to start off with man? Well, we'll tell
The first one of my first boot camp that I went to was in El Paso
El Paso is a rough town man. It's right there on the border of Texas and
Mexico, but I will tell you it's the best Mexican food you ever have eaten in your life
I heard it's not as bad as it used to be. I've heard it's kind of settled down a little bit
Yeah, I heard there's a lot of industry that's moved in there
And then of course the military base has kind of helped it out from what I've heard too
So El Paso was my first boot camp and it was actually kind of cool because a lot of the factories that make boots are down there
And so it was really cool to see that
but when I went down there, it was my first one and
I
Didn't really know what to expect and we had the Amarillo store helping us out
We went down there together and there was a guy named caveman and you'll hear caveman stories and a little bit
We shall not name his name, but I call him caveman because the dude was just Harry. He looked like oh my god. Yeah, I
Hate to say the Lord's man vain. Sorry Lord, but I tell you what this dude was Harry
He was like you have ever seen those like werewolf men not quite that Harry
But maybe just the scale down from that. It was like remember when Geico used to have those caveman commercials
they were like so easy a caveman could do it and
They had cavemen, but that's what this dude looked like like appearance wise and so we went down there and I remember
the boss had given us a task of trying to figure out where to put these fixtures and
the truck showed up with all the freight and the ladies were unloading the freight and I
We were just sitting there watching them and it was caveman and this other guy named Scotty
I'll say his name and Scotty had just gotten fresh out of jail
and so
We were just standing there and I was like, oh, yeah, maybe we should go help them
And I started to go over there and help him and caveman was like dude. What are you doing?
He was like don't go over there. He was like you're gonna make us all look bad
He was like, I'm not gonna have you show me up and it was just kind of like in a threatening manner
And I was like, okay. This is my first boot camp caveman has been here before so I guess it's okay
well, I got in trouble because the store manager of El Paso saw what happened and
I mean, he was in the right
I should have went over there and helped them and he yelled at us and was like was like you let those ladies
Unload that truck by themselves and of course you can't just be like well
He told me not to because that sounds like you're the like the tattle tail and you're like third grade
But I got chewed out and I don't know what it was about Scotty, but there was this
There was this lady there and she was like she had green eyes and I remember
The regional manager called her snake eyes because she had green eyes
He was like hey snake eyes and you would always call her that but snake eyes and Scotty had a little thing going on
But snake eyes was in a relationship with her baby daddy and I remember just hearing them talking about how they were gonna see each other
And I was just kind of caught up in it caught up in their gossip, you know when you're sitting there eight hours a day
Stocking boots. You just kind of entertain yourself and that was my entertainment
But yeah, I got I got in big trouble
And I remember the boss that I worked for he wasn't too mad about it
But he was like yeah, you should just went over there
But he didn't yell at me which was very surprising. I thought he would have yelled
Yeah, he's it was weird so that main boss and we've talked about him before
From our home store and everything he he was like really hardcore on us when he was you know back in our own store
But when we were outside of the store, it was almost like we were equals
He didn't really I don't know
He never like yelled at me or he never really like got on to me at all when we were at a time
It was actually pleasant being with him because he was more like a buddy than your boss
He was kind of cool like he was cool to hang with and he was like actually nice and he wasn't a jerk
Maybe just being at the store made him a jerk and maybe had a lot of pressure or what?
I don't know what it was. Yeah, maybe maybe when he's away from responsibility. It doesn't really matter, right?
I don't know but
More story about caveman so caveman
Yeah, he was also quite annoying and I mean man
He probably had what two brain cells to rub together between all that hair. I'll tell you that much
he literally was not a very smart dude at all and
So when I say he was annoying
But how would you explain it Chris kind of like what you were talking about there?
There was a lot of times he would screw up right and he would mess up and he was never really accountable for his own actions
But he would somehow drag you down with him, right?
And a lot of times is because you were in projects with him or you were having to
If we're being honest monitor him or watch him and make sure that he's doing it correctly
I don't know if you ever had to you were more of the like stalking side of things like getting all the product in
Oh, no, I had to be on a couple of projects with caveman
And I think they did that on purpose, but I was like man. I don't really know what I'm doing. This is like your seventh boot camp
This is my first
But yeah, it was like hanging out with a seventh with your seventh grade buddy that just keeps getting you into trouble
That's what it was like. Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. And I tell you this much so there was
Just like Chris had said I was inadvertently
I've kicked out of my room came came back one day with the sock on the door and when you're staying at a hotel
With all the rooms booked and primarily it's all you know the other folks from the company
Where are you gonna go stay where you gonna go? So I felt like Michael Scott
I went and hung out in the little room with the with the ice and the like soda and then I went downstairs and talked to
There's a front desk
Person anyways went and talked with them like for a long time, but you just sitting like waiting
So that pissed me off in the very next morning
I wake up and he had showered before I had and you got to think we're working 12 14 hour days
And we're it is weeks on in that you're spending in a hotel room with with this guy
He already doesn't smell great a ton and you know
you finally get into the room and
shower to get ready for this shift and
Like the whole tub was just hair like I remember it was just like standing on a carpet of this dude's hair and bro
I I lost it. I lost it and so me and a few other dudes
We conspired because he was taking everybody else off too, you know because he had so much hair
We went down to the Walgreens and we got near now. Do you know what near is near is basically like you spray it and just
melts the hair off pretty much have you and so
essentially we bought that and
We waited for him to fall asleep and he was
laying face down and
So we went in there and we kindly woke him up in the middle of the night by spraying narrowed his back and getting rid of a
Lot of that hair not exactly the best of things but boy was it fun and satisfying
But that's that was our entertainment like that's that's what we did for fun
Well, I don't know what it was about caveman, but the ladies loved him and he was not a good-looking dude
He was not he's nasty. Yeah, he was just ugly looking nasty and
When you're at boot camp this I never did this but when you're at boot camp
They say what happens at boot camp stays at boot camp. So you have married people?
Hooking up like a whole bunch of crap goes on. There's a whole bunch of stuff
So I remember there was this lady from like the Odessa store or whatever and I guess she was hitting it off with caveman
She was married whatever and caveman told me like because we were about to go to our room for the night
He was like, hey, man, he's I kind of need you to be a bro
And don't come back for a while and like I knew what what it meant and I was like, yeah, okay
All right, and so kind of the same thing I sat down in the lobby like I was watching TV and
Actually the store manager in Denver was like down there watching TV to he was like, what are you doing?
And I was like, I'm waiting to go back up to my room and he was like, why can't you go to your room?
and I was like, oh cuz I think there's gonna be some company there and he was like, bro
He was like fire you he's like, I just go in there and make them leave
He was like you shouldn't be getting kicked out of your room. He's like you're a good dude
And so I remember caveman gave me the text. It was like, hey, man, you can come back up
Well, I slept like super super hard
Really hard. I guess I'm time in the middle and I remember waking up
I remember like looking over and there being some lady in my room and I was like, what the heck is going on?
But I just like went back to sleep and then when I woke up this lady was like leaving our room and
It was that lady that was married and I was just like, bro
Like what the heck happened and I guess they were doing stuff while I was asleep
And I was just like bro like that's messed up and like the people that I had traveled with they were like, man
You could have came hang hung out in our room and I was like, oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that I didn't know that was an option
See most of the time, you know, you kind of didn't want to go knock on people's doors and be like, hey
What are you doing? Yeah, like most of the time everybody's doing their own thing, right?
I don't know at a certain point in the night everything kind of clicked up, but I
Okay, I'm gonna go into go into another one here. How much do we want to divulge on here Chris? That's the question
I don't know man. Keep it PG rated. Okay, so we went to this we went to this restaurant one time and
It was interesting because Chris was talking about El Paso and this was
This was probably my third or fourth boot camp and you know, they would always have these really big lavish dinners and everything
It's all paid for you know, and so
I'll put it to you this way
What happens is, you know, you have all the guys that build the store and then once it's time to come and
You know put everything on the shelves or stock all the shelves, you know
That's when a lot of the ladies from the other store would come
So the dinner would get really lavish whenever the ladies would get there. Did you notice that Chris?
It was just oh, yeah, for sure. It got super lavish. So we were there and
of course, I
Was underaged so like I you know couldn't couldn't really drink didn't doesn't mean that I didn't
But there was these two gals from El Paso and boy, they were they were wild like they were they were just crazy and
Both of them had Marine boyfriend husbands, right?
But just you could tell they were they were trying they were trying to get them a man, right?
like they you could just tell and
Of course, all the dudes were just goo goo ga ga over them just going crazy
And so we we go through dinner and everything
We get done with that we go to the club and
our
Manager like our regional manager got kicked out of this club a few nights before
so like we had already been ex-nade and
So we're standing in line and we're all about to give our ID cards and you know this guy is
Unmistakable like he's he's very tall and very and so
Next thing you know the bouncer says no that guy's been 86, which means you know
He's he can't come in and so
These girls I've you know, I've never seen this before in my life
She was just like you're just mad because we're gorgeous and all your women in your club are just ugly little skanks
and like just started going on this whole thing and
Meanwhile the assistant manager was like oh you think because he got kicked out for being loud
He's like oh you thought I was loud the other night
He starts howling like a wolf like how well
He starts howling meanwhile these girls are yelling and screaming and everything
It was it was crazy man. It was pretty nuts
It went from being at a nice calm kind of fancy dinner, you know to just
You know they were like taking their shoes off and because at this point
They're yelling and screaming to the point where other ladies from the club like they're able to see them through the door there
You know so they're pointing girls out and they're like talking mess to the girls
So these girls are like coming through the door. There's about to be this big old fight in the lobby
I mean it was just it was just crazy
Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken
I think this I think I don't remember if we told the story but this assistant regional manager
He saw you like punch one of those punching bag games that one time and then he wanted to start a fight with somebody who's like
Oh, okay. Oh, all right. All right. I got a divulge into this one since he brought this up
We were in if you've ever been to Midland, Texas, I've got some friends shout out Adrian if you listening
got some friends over in Midland, Odessa and
We were at this
Bar and it was in the strip club and it was litter or not strip club. Sorry strip mall just crop that out
it was in a strip mall and
It was called rednecks. I kid you not
It was called rednecks and it was just this really bad hole in the wall place
But we knew that it served underage so we went there
So
There's this punching bag machine in the back and me and caveman actually were back there just screwing around
Punching this thing and I punch this thing and it goes all the way up
And of course when you hit this thing just right it'll hit the top little button
You know, it says heavyweight thing ding ding makes bunch of lights and sounds and all sorts of stuff
so
We had been talking with this group that had been behind us and they were all oil field workers
And if you know anything about oil field workers, basically what happens when they if they hit their oil deposit early
Like if they hit oil early and get get what they need to get done done quickly
They get a bonus so these guys were out early
So they had this big amount of money to spend so they're in their shot shots, you know, they're celebrating having a good time
We had had a few with them everything like that
This assistant regional manager for whatever reason walks over to me and goes hey, so well, he wasn't assistant regional manager
He was regional manager, but he goes hey, so I got a question for you. I was like, yeah, what's going on?
He's like, I saw you hit that punching bag back there and I just want to know
If I punch this guy over in the face, you got my back and I was going hold on hold on
Why are you gonna punch this guy in the face because this guy was huge?
Like, you know this guy, you know the the manager was huge, but this was a big burly oil field
Got me big old guy like just dude. I wouldn't want to mess with and he's like you go have my back
It's like well, you're my boss. I kind of have to right and so
He goes over there and I'm terrified
He grabs the dude on the shoulder turns him around and you know, he says some non-family friendly things
So I'm not gonna say exactly what he said to the guy
But next thing you know, you know, I think the guy is gonna slug my boss in the face
Nah, he just he's so drunk or whatever. He just starts laughing at the guy puts his arm around there
It goes you stupid gringo another round of shots. They ordered another round of shots. We keep drinking everything's fine
What a crazy time man those boot camps were
Something else. I don't miss that time in my life at all
But you know good stories came out of it for sure. Yeah life experiences
Um, yeah, I wouldn't want to have to go back. But yeah, no fun times fun times and speaking of fun times
We are gonna move into our next segment, which is the jelly donut and that's our jail report
You know, I'm one thing I will say I'm very glad that I wasn't a part of anybody's jelly donut or jail report at any point
Because things got pretty crazy
But anyways, so this week we're gonna be talking about
Former police officers on reddit talking about their weirdest or craziest arrest stories that gotta love some reddit
Yeah, gotta love reddit. Yeah, it's a time killer, man
It is a time killer, but I like looking at reddit
So this person says my wife's grandfather was a retired police officer
He worked in the Monterey, California area in
1967 where there's this famous pop festival apparently and it's a huge event for the area and so
Basically, of course all hands were on deck for the police department. They're expecting fights drunk crowds pretty pretty crazy stuff
They were even expecting the Hell's Angels biker club to be there
And so what was weird about it and they kind of digress about funny enough the Hell's Angels actually kept things civil at this
occasion for years they actually helped police and they would also break up fights and things like that so
You know people are always scared of the Hell's Angels coming there, but they actually
Helped keep things civil
Wildly enough the police weren't the only ones that were worried about potential fights or had heard about potential fights
there was this sailor who was coming back to port and
heard about the festival and heard about the trouble and
So the police officers I don't know if he was drunk before he got on shore or after but he was drunk
When the grandfather responded to the call that somebody was
Out in the street with the weapon
In public so he showed up to the scene and he found the sailor drunk
Of course carrying a weapon and it was a large ball and chain style mace with a heavy spiked head
He claimed that he had it for self-defense
The sailor was then arrested and put into the you know drunk tank to sober up for a little bit
And then the medieval weapon was submitted into the evidence room. So next morning the sailor left
Sober, but he forgot his weapon didn't didn't go by and get his his mace and he never returned for it apparently so
The wife's grandfather was able to take it home. So he then gave it to his wife the person who's talking and
Because they had had a renaissance style wedding. So that was one of the gifts was the mace ball and chain from this event
Who has a mace ball and chain? That's weird. What is this medieval time? Bro? I just see him swinging that thing around like what the heck
That's a weird. I know right. I was just going man. That's that's pretty crazy. This one's pretty short
You'll think this one's pretty pretty funny. So this lady was a manager at a city pool
They had the cops called for a man because they were forcibly baptizing all the kids in the pool
That's pretty funny. So the the the the pool manager cleared the pool
And he said that he the the man who was baptizing the children wouldn't get out of the shallow or the
He wouldn't get out of the shallow into the pool
So the cops get there and they get into the pool so he swam to the deep end where he wasn't touching the bottom
so police literally just waited him out until he tired out and
They arrested him, but the rest was eventful
But it was a full standoff where he wouldn't get out of the deep end of the pool
How are you gonna be baptizing people quote-unquote?
Baptizing people and then refusing to listen to the police. That's messed up, bro
Like you can't orcibly baptize somebody that defeats the whole purpose. It's a choice
But that's I used to baptize my brother in the pool
I would hold him down for a little bit, but you know, that's what I think is funny about the entire thing, you know, there is some I
Think it's weird as an adult, but definitely as kids
Growing up in the background that we did. I don't think there is a kid out there that didn't do that
Like we did that in the pool. I've done that in the pool with a bunch of people
It's like I baptize you in the name of Jesus. I've seen a couple kids still do that like some of my church kids
I've seen them do it. Well, that's that's good. You're practicing. I guess
Yeah, I don't know man. It's just it's just a thing. So when I saw that I thought that was pretty funny
all right, so this person I got pulled over when they were in high school and
They bought an IBC root beer the one in the brown glass bottle, right and
And was on the way to school. They got pulled over by a cop and
Of course, they see the brown bottle and the cup holder asked them if it was beer and the cop
Didn't believe him when he said no so the kid hands him over the root beer
And the cop smells it and then says have a nice day took it with him and drink it
Wow, that's funny
At least the cop was like cool about it and stuff because it's like he could have been like, oh, yeah smell
But at least the cop was cool about it. He didn't have to take it though
He could have left it. It's like I got to submit this in evidence evidence at my belly
Anyways, so the next part this corrections officer had to book a chicken into the jail
This chicken was and it actually it was a rooster. So let me clarify that
But this rooster was booked and pretty much what happened was they failed to show
three consecutive hearings because
There was a ticket being contested in court about this chicken
blocking the city traffic at a certain point so
pretty much it became a chicken at large and
Apparently one of the neighbors found it and then animal control picked it up
And then it was booked into the county jail, but my thing is who writes tickets for a rooster like my thing is
Why would you do that? Yeah?
That's stupid. You must not have nothing going on, bro
You must not have anything going on at all. I'm just saying people people are a little weird
Or some police departments take things a little too much. So last one here
looks like
this police officer
It says that he witnessed this local person steal a roll of razor wire. So if you've ever seen razor wire
it's the stuff that's like on top of
Prison fences and things like that. They're real sharp stuff and
Apparently he threw it on his back and attempted to run away with it
He was only wearing jeans and a t-shirt and no protective gear at all
So the razor wire is you know, of course, it's really really bad. So it ended up tangled like
entangling him
As he was running and of course so he's getting cut and stabbed right but he's so devoted to stealing this thing
the cops watching this happen and he's like whimpering and yelling
explicatives and
He's just still running with it until eventually he drops it and runs away, but then they just followed the blood trail and arrested him for
the attempted theft
Kids if you know stealing is not good first of all
But second of all if you're gonna steal a razor wire, you might want to have like a protective suit or something
You know something's gonna protect you because that stuff will cut you up
All right, man, well, that's all that I had for the jelly donut shall we go into the donut hole? Let's do it man
alright, so on to the donut hole which is our
Mix it up segment where we can basically do whatever we want pretty much
What we're going to do is a little bit of sports trivia now Chris
I am going to go ahead and preface this and say I am not expecting you to know most of these items
It is okay. I just thought these things were a little crazy and so
It's also one of those things. It's
Interesting to see okay. Do you think this is true? Do you think this is false? So we're gonna go into it. You ready for it?
So number one true or false since 2015
75% of the Heisman trophy winners have either played at Alabama or Oklahoma
True but University of Alabama or Oklahoma true. Yeah. Yeah, that is true
That is true
So for those of you who don't know the Heisman trophy is like the pretty much the MVP
Or most valuable player trophy for college football in the United States
But yeah, 75% of the the players have been from Alabama or Oklahoma
Crazy, okay next one
The Philadelphia Phillies have won more world series than the Atlanta Braves true or false false
That is false Philly only has to Atlanta now has four so don't doing good so far. Oh
Nobody likes the Phillies just kid
All right, so here's the next one. Here's the next one
LeBron James has a career
Points per game average. So how many points you scored a game all through his career?
His average is higher than Michael Jordan's was for his career. Is that true or false? Oh
I feel like that's true probably that is actually false. Oh, thank God
LeBron James average for his entire career is points per game average is 27.2 zero points
Michael Jordan still leads the league
All time with 30.1 to so he averaged 30 points a game
It's pretty and that's why Michael Jordan is still the goat. I don't care who you want to debate with it's just a fact
Alright, thank you. So
Here's the next one true or false
No quarterback has ever won the Super Bowl the same year that they led the NFL in
That's a tricky one. No, no, no, no, no, I think that one is false because Tom Brady. I feel like has
led the league in past yards and
Gone to the Super Bowl multiple times. So I feel like that's a false statement
That actually is false
But you're actually wrong about the Tom Brady thing
So your your favorite person Patrick Mahomes broke that here this last Super Bowl when he just won
But before that point there was only six times that a quarterback had made it to the Super Bowl the same year that they
Led the NFL in past yards and they lost all six times. Well good for Pat Mahomes
Tim Duncan who he was a star for this the San Antonio Spurs the NBA basketball wise
It still has more career wins including postseason wins than the Minnesota Timberwolves having their entire franchise history
True false. Oh, I feel like that's a true statement. I feel like that's true
That is an absolute true statement Tim Duncan has
1158 wins overall and the Timberwolves entire franchise history is
1105 wins that's sad. That's very sad. You know what I think of when I think of the Minnesota Timberwolves
I think of air blood. That's the only thing I think of
I think about I
Think about Garnett back in the day when he first got there. All right
So next thing here
True or false over the last three seasons the Carolina Panthers are the only team to have thrown more
Interceptions then then touchdowns. Is that true or false?
I feel like there's another team that's thrown more interceptions than touchdowns
So I'm gonna but that's a very odd statement. I'm gonna go with true. That is true
So over the last three seasons the Panthers have thrown a 50 interceptions to only 46 touchdowns
That's bad. That's bad and they've had six quarterbacks in that time as well. Yeah, we don't talk about scam Newton
All right, the next one Dana White was on an elevator with a famous fighter named
Frank Trigg and they got into a fight for 10 floors. Is that true or false?
Um, I feel like that's false because I don't feel like Dana White could go for 10 floors
So I feel like that's false. That is false. But you know who actually did
Chuck the Iceman Liddell. No is Bruce Buffer
so story has it Dana White Frank Trigg and Bruce Buffer were all in an elevator and there was a a
Discussion that broke out and which Frank Trigg karate chop Bruce Buffer in the throat and I didn't know this but Bruce Buffer has apparently been
Fighting since he was 13 years old and so he literally
Fought the dude for 10 floors
But apparently at the end of the 10 floors when the elevator door open they shook hands and they've been friends since so you telling me
They could put that on TV and win some make some money off of that. They should have done that
That's what I'm saying. I would have loved to watch Bruce Buffer fight. All right, so the next one
Dwight Howard has more rings than Tim Duncan
I that is true. That is true. That is true Dwight Howard has more rings than Tim Duncan. That is false
Dwight Howard only has two rings Tim Duncan has five
Well shows you how much I know hey, no worries, but oh I was thinking of Dwayne Wade
Oh, that's who I was no worries. That's who I was picturing. No big Dwight Howard. It's all good
Oh, yeah with a little head and a big old body
That dude that dude. All right, so you ready for this
So the Hawks this is this true or false the Atlanta Hawks basketball the Atlanta Hawks the basketball team
Last season they started this they started the year one and one in two games
Two and two and four games three and three and six games all the way up to 30 games where they were 15 and 15
to further that
The Hawks went overall in their season. They went 39 of 39 and
To make things even better, sorry
No, that's that's pretty much it so 39 and 39 basically
They were all the way 500 throughout the entire thing. Is that true or false?
I feel like that's true because I was a very oddly specific fact
Yes, it was a very oddly specific fact and I probably should have made it a little bit more vague
To make it even more crazier though. You ready for this the Hawks average
Points per game was a hundred and eighteen point one points per game and their opponent's average against them was a hundred and eighteen
Point one so literally they were five hundred down the board including the points per game for them and their opponents an eerie juju
That's weird. Are we sure it's not scripted? It might be you never know everything scripted these days
Alright, so last one here here on July the 7th for the first time ever the Cubs beat the Yankees in New York
Is that true or false?
Man they had they've been around for a long time. I feel like that's false
It's actually true the Cubs had never won in New York up until this year July the 7th
That sucks, bro, and they've been around for like a hundred years
That's sad in that crazy some of these sports facts are just really really weird that you would not you wouldn't think
You wouldn't think but but you I mean those are those are our donut hole. You actually did really really well. There's
You know it was some weird
Stuff throughout a bunch of different sports. So that's pretty good me. It's really good. There you go, man
There you go. All right, man. Well, I can already tell you fired up you fired up
So what are we fired up for our?
What fries my doughnuts Chris what fries I'm fired up. This isn't what fries my doughnuts, but I am gonna touch on this
You notice how only
Older people get mad about having to use the self-checkout. Have you noticed that?
Why did why is that man?
Like I I see people complaining about having to do check out their own groceries and it's only older people and I'm like, bro
like
That shows you how little you value people that work at the grocery store because you're so
Upset that you have to check out your own groceries. Well, let me tell you something here
If you want the prices to say the same you're gonna have to check out your own groceries
But that's not what fries my doughnuts. You know what fries my doughnuts?
All right, and so just so you guys know Micah is not like very he's not overly obese
But he's also not like a string bean either. Okay, so Micah, let me ask you this
Would you consider it rude if someone that you kind of like?
Barely know or relatively know someone that you would call an acquaintance if they came up to you and said hey man
You need to stop eating so much. You got a little bit too much meat on your bones
You need to stop eating so much. Would you consider that rude? Oh, yeah?
No, that's absolutely rude now on the contrary and I see where you're going with this if it was somebody like you
You know, I'm not I'm not hurt by it
But like somebody that I don't really know or an acquaintance. Yeah, rude. Yeah, that's rude
So why do you tell skinny people? Oh, you don't eat enough. You're barely skidded bones. You just need to eat more
Why do you tell people that that's rude? I feel like that's rude
There are some people that are not able to put on weight no matter how hard they try
Like for me in it as an example, I just have a very high metabolism
It doesn't matter if I eat all the time. It doesn't matter what I do like I just can't put on weight
But people always want to comment on skinny people like oh, you're about to blow away. You're just skin and bones
I'm like you wouldn't tell that to a to a heavier person. Would you so why do you tell it to skinny?
Yeah, that's messed up man. No, it does happen a lot as well
It's just or even if you have seemingly lost weight like I'm not in the same boat as you but I've you know
I've gone and especially relatives if you go and visit relatives, they're like, oh my gosh, you're looking so fit
You're looking so fit
We need to really you know feed you while you're here because it just doesn't look and they start questioning your eating habits
They start questioning about what you do and it's like hold on hold on hold on, you know, I eat fine
I eat fine, you know, it's it's not that big of a deal
It's like maybe I wanted to lose a little bit of weight or something like that
But I totally get where you're coming from
It's not anybody's business and I'll put it to you this way my boy Chris
It is true
I've seen him eat a crack ton and I'm talking a literal ton and this man can't put on a pound like he can't it is
I'm not just talking about that
I feel like there's also a double standard because you know what also people do people go. Oh, you're so quiet
You need to talk more. Why don't you talk more?
But you wouldn't tell a person that talks a lot you wouldn't say hey you really need to stop talking
You need to be quiet like you shouldn't talk so much because if you did that that would be rude
And I just hate this double standard where it's like, oh, yeah
If you're skinny and you don't eat enough, there's a problem with you or if you're too quiet
There's a problem with you and it's like bro. Just let people be themselves like
There's gonna be loud people and there's gonna be quiet people and just because someone is quiet
That's just them bro. Like just let them be them and that's why I get so frustrated when people say that stuff
It's like you wouldn't tell a loud person to stop talking
Would you because then they would look at you as red and it evokes the same emotions
I mean you feel the same exact way on both ends. I'm sure yeah, exactly. I and it's like I
Am self-conscious about my weight because there have been people that are like, oh, yeah
What do you wear like a boys large and it's like no like I wear adult clothes
But like you wouldn't make fun of a I mean
I guess back in the day people did make fun of like overweight people and some people do and it's one thing if you're like
So morbidly overweight that it becomes a health concern like yeah, you should probably say something to your friend
But at the same time, but there's also a way to say it. Yeah
Exactly if you're genuinely concerned about somebody's like weight or something you should say something to them
But if you're just like one of these people that's just making comments like oh my you're about to blow away
We need to feed you more like you're gonna die and it's like no, I'm not like just stop
I get what you're saying cuz to me that's no different than you know going up to a heavy person and going hey tubs
McGee, maybe we need to put down the spoon in the fork and it's like geez okay, that's not cool
That's not cool man. Cuz you know on the on the contrary like Chris said
There's even some large heavy set people that can't control their weight a lot of the times listen
I I got a family member who was born big pretty much and just their their body is just built that way and
Some people just like exactly that's why I think you should just let people be
The way they are man now if it becomes a health problem like if someone is like having anorexia or bulimia and has like a legit eating disorder
Then yeah, you should probably say something but also to you also have to evaluate like what is my relationship to this person?
Like if I don't really know this person then chances are this person is not really gonna listen to me
But if I have a relationship with this person then yeah, like it's in your best interest to say something
But yeah, that's just right it's my doughnuts about this double standard and I'm getting tired of it
And I want to say something about it
But then it's like oh no that I'm the root one for saying something because they're just trying to help that's all they're trying to do now
And there's a way to say it too even if you don't know somebody right and for some reason you feel compelled like oh man
I you know I need to tell them because you know they look like they're
They have problems and you know
My mom had the same issues right or something right and you kind of kind of help out with it
There's a way to go about it. I feel like too like you don't say like oh man
You're just skin and bones you're just gonna blow away aren't you like there's there's a way you start off and say listen
I don't know you too well, and I might be way out of place with this
Just go ahead and let them know like hey
I already know where my place is and it's probably not to tell you this but hey
I feel like I probably should so I'm going to I feel like to me even afterwards
I'm not pissed at you like okay, you know, they're just telling me you know
They find it weird too, but they wanted to help out I get that but that's all that really fries my donuts
But yeah, we're gonna move into our next segment which is our mystery donut, and that's our improv segment
I think we got fortunately unfortunately on the books today
We sure do unfortunate or fortunately unfortunately one of my favorite ones
So let's go ahead and pick a scenario out of the hat and we'll we'll go back and forth
Okay, so uh, oh this is kind of funny with the jail report getting arrested
Okay. All right. Do you want to start you want me to start? Yeah, I'll go ahead and start
Fortunately my crime wasn't that bad so I should be getting out tonight
Unfortunately you have a long
history of past crime so you probably won't
Unfortunately, I know the judge so you know, I'll probably get a nice pass unfortunately
They will probably have to retry you because it'll count as a mistrial
Fortunately, I have really good lawyers. So if that happens, he'll just pay off the next guy
Unfortunately, you can't afford those lawyers because they're very expensive
fortunately what I got arrested for was
Robbing a bank so we're good funny wise
I'm fortunately the government seized all that fortunately I shipped most of it off to the Cayman so they don't know about that account
Unfortunately, your accounts got frozen because the person that you trusted to handle your money
Screwed you over just like in Rocky five. Okay
All right
Let's go to the next one. All right, we'll do one more. Uh, let's do
Let me think
Uh
On a road trip. Okay. All right
Fortunately, we are almost to our destination
Unfortunately, we only have 20 miles of gas left. Fortunately. There's a gas station right there
Unfortunately, the prices are $10 a gallon. Fortunately. I got a nice raise at work. So it should cover this
Unfortunately, your baby mob those garnish and your wages for past child support payments due fortunately
I'm not worried about that right now because I have some beef jerky that I'm gonna eat
Unfortunately, it was jack links and it was $12
Fortunately, I have the obertoes here as a pack. Unfortunately. They made a bad batch and it's gonna make you sick
Fortunately, there's this is a nice truck stop bathroom. Unfortunately. They're closed for cleaning
Unfortunately, I'm just gonna go upstairs to the other bathroom. Unfortunately a trucker took a large dump and it's
Unusable due to smell. Fortunately. I'm just gonna take a dump in the urn. All right. All right, you win
All right, yo, we are gonna move into our last segment, which is our eclair and that's our positive advice
It's so buddy. I'm gonna let you go first. All right. So
We've said this before we've said it before we're gonna say it again because listen this week
I've had some things happen with some people near and dear to my heart not Chris
But people near and dear to my heart who have gone too overboard with work stress anxiety
Panic whatever you want to call it
And so the thing is take care of yourself or it will catch up with you and I'm talking about your health
It will catch up to your health. Your body will make you stop at some point
And I'm not doing that to scare you but at the same time there's a lot of times that we have this mindset of let's just push through
Or let's just get this next thing done or let's just do this when your body's screaming at you telling you hey
You need to stop you need to take this day off. You need to take you know the rest that you need
It's the weekends. You don't need to be doing this and that and the other thing
You need to be resting so that you can be up for this next week
My thing is it's a lot easier said than done because a lot of times we have
Responsibilities and things that we're doing all you know a lot of the time
But we have to purposely make this time to rest or else
You know the thing is you might end up in an ER with the problem
And you don't want that to happen because it's not a fun place to be and so I'm just saying I'm just saying
Take care of yourself guys. Take care of yourself. It's really easy to overwork yourself. It's really easy to get really stressed out
it's really easy to get that blood pressure up and
You know if that's what it is find yourself that hobby find yourself that restful point
Find what you can cut out of your life so that you can have more time to rest
My eclair is be a thermostat not a thermometer and a thermometer reacts to the climate around it
Right that reads off the temperature but the thermostat sets the temperature around it
And so some sometimes it's so easy for us to be reactive instead of proactive
But we all have the ability to be the thermostat whether we're at work whether with
We're with our friends or whatever and that's simply by choosing like how we're going to let things affect us
Like everybody else around you may be slacking off at work
But you could be the thermostat and choose to do the right thing everybody else around you may be choosing to
Uh, you know have a bad day, but you could be the thermostat and choose choose to be positive
You know everybody else can be making bad choices and doing
Irresponsible things, but you could be the thermostat and choose how you want things to go
So don't be
Uh reactive be proactive and you set the climate around you and when you're a thermostat and you say you know what?
I don't care what everybody else is doing
Like I know I'm going to do the right thing and I'm going to have a good attitude
That stuff is contagious man and sooner or later people will catch that around you
And so be the thermostat not a thermometer good stuff man good stuff. Well, I'll tell you what man
We're almost to the end of this puppy
So we're going to talk about uh where we can go have a good time and that's tv trash can dot com tv trash can dot com
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It's it's been crazy. These things go by too quickly. Yes. They do man. I think we're only
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