1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,200 Trash can presents getting stole the mixtape. Yo yo yo yo man yo yo yo yo bro 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,460 Hey, are you trying to check out my mixtape my boy little trail mixy on that track? 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:12,380 He be spitting them hot beats bro check this out check this out 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:17,780 Well, I was actually going to go to the Starbucks across the road and get me a venti iced 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,520 mocolate and 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:26,720 Cuz I just got my grocery shopping done and I really wasn't planning on buying any music or anything today 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:31,760 Yeah, man, you need this track bro bump that coffee bro. You need to put this on this gonna change your life man 8 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:36,480 This is gonna be a spiritual experience for you, bro. You're gonna like you're gonna have your life change 9 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,800 Well, my therapist did say I should try some some new things 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:45,400 So maybe if it is life-changing maybe I should change you know change my life and listen to it 11 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:50,960 So, you know what how you know, I will listen to it. Thank you very much. Yo yo yo big man big man 12 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,680 That's gonna be ten bucks that gonna be ten bucks. You think that was free 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:58,720 Oh, yeah, you made it out like it was going to be free and it's just something I can listen nah homie 14 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,320 They ain't nothing in life free the only thing that's free is death and taxes my man 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:08,880 So nah cop that ten dollars up. It's gonna be worth it though. It's gonna be worth it. Okay. Well, I guess I guess that makes sense 16 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:15,160 I'll go ahead and cough it up. Yeah, okay. Yeah, here's your ten dollars, sir. Thanks, man. Appreciate you God bless you man 17 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,600 God bless you. Yeah, man. Okay. Um, 18 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,360 I'm gonna go to my car and I'm gonna listen to this right now 19 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:27,560 I want to change my life. Maybe maybe it'll make me make me rich rich and famous rich and famous 20 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,560 Let's go ahead and pop this thing in and see what it sounds like 21 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:37,040 Yeah boy this little trim mix of the track. Yeah spitting in flows. Here we go. Yeah 22 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,200 Yeah, little big bird on the track two cop cop 23 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,040 booty time booty time 24 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,280 Booty time booty time 25 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:53,720 Booty time booty time booty time. Oh, I'm saying is paper paper paper paper. I love that paper 26 00:01:53,720 --> 00:02:00,840 Paper paper paper. Yeah paper. Yeah damn paper. Booty time little trimming paper paper paper 27 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:05,320 Hi, I'm Chris and I'm Mike and this is the Donut Box podcast 28 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:23,040 Well, buddy, it is almost August when we release this episode. It'll be the last day of July so long summer 29 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:27,760 So long summer. Well, we can't really say that in Texas because it's still smeltering hot 30 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:34,360 In fact, August probably gonna be the hottest month this year of the year here. So it's about to be ripped. Don't stay dead 31 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:42,880 I'm saying man. Look the farmers all my neck. That's what it's saying. Okay. Well, welcome back to the Donut Box podcast 32 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,160 Hope you guys have been having a great week. I'm Chris and this is Micah 33 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:52,800 We are welcoming all those that are returning for listening to the Donut Box podcast. We got some great listeners 34 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,920 We've been hitting the Middle East pretty good 35 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:02,400 Hitting Australia pretty good. Where else have we been hitting? So we got the West Coast, right? We got Oregon, California 36 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:07,640 Even in Nevada. I tell you what we you know our home state of Texas 37 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:12,720 We really got to shout them out Oklahoma, New Mexico all the surrounding states pretty much 38 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:18,640 You know, we even got Mississippi all the way into Georgia, Florida all the way up to Virginia 39 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:23,160 And then we got our you know, I can't miss our Midwest states Iowa, Ohio 40 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,080 Indiana 41 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:30,920 Let's see. There's Kansas man. We got so many of them in there. I'm trying to think did I already say Iowa? 42 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:35,560 Yeah, you said Iowa, but yeah, we're so glad that you guys are with us on this journey 43 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:40,520 So let's kick it off with the old-fashioned donut, which is a story from our past now last week 44 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:46,360 We talked about boot camp part one this week. We're gonna talk about boot camp part two and if you missed part one 45 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,120 We used to work for a company. We shall not say their name 46 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,680 It's kind of like Voldemort he that shall not be named again 47 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,720 It's it's also like Beetlejuice if you say it three times you might have to go back and work. Yes 48 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:04,440 So we call it boot corral and work while working at boot corral whenever they opened up new stores 49 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,800 They would have these boot camps where the store would get built and restocked and 50 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:16,020 Different stores would go and help out and Mike and I have both been on one of those boot camps actual several several of them 51 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:23,480 And we're gonna tell you some stories from boot camp because I have an interesting one of where I got kicked out of my hotel room 52 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,160 Involuntarily, it was not my choice 53 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:32,480 Yeah, we've all had a few of those in there and you know, these are all the stories that 54 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:39,560 I really just I don't know some some of it or this fun and then some of it's like yeah 55 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:44,360 Not so much. So Chris, which one do you want to start off with man? Well, we'll tell 56 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,520 The first one of my first boot camp that I went to was in El Paso 57 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,560 El Paso is a rough town man. It's right there on the border of Texas and 58 00:04:54,560 --> 00:05:00,040 Mexico, but I will tell you it's the best Mexican food you ever have eaten in your life 59 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,320 I heard it's not as bad as it used to be. I've heard it's kind of settled down a little bit 60 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,640 Yeah, I heard there's a lot of industry that's moved in there 61 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,120 And then of course the military base has kind of helped it out from what I've heard too 62 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:17,020 So El Paso was my first boot camp and it was actually kind of cool because a lot of the factories that make boots are down there 63 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,020 And so it was really cool to see that 64 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,880 but when I went down there, it was my first one and 65 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,440 I 66 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,880 Didn't really know what to expect and we had the Amarillo store helping us out 67 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:36,240 We went down there together and there was a guy named caveman and you'll hear caveman stories and a little bit 68 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:42,940 We shall not name his name, but I call him caveman because the dude was just Harry. He looked like oh my god. Yeah, I 69 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,880 Hate to say the Lord's man vain. Sorry Lord, but I tell you what this dude was Harry 70 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:55,120 He was like you have ever seen those like werewolf men not quite that Harry 71 00:05:55,120 --> 00:06:00,800 But maybe just the scale down from that. It was like remember when Geico used to have those caveman commercials 72 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,200 they were like so easy a caveman could do it and 73 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:10,720 They had cavemen, but that's what this dude looked like like appearance wise and so we went down there and I remember 74 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:17,200 the boss had given us a task of trying to figure out where to put these fixtures and 75 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:23,640 the truck showed up with all the freight and the ladies were unloading the freight and I 76 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:29,280 We were just sitting there watching them and it was caveman and this other guy named Scotty 77 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,560 I'll say his name and Scotty had just gotten fresh out of jail 78 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,640 and so 79 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,640 We were just standing there and I was like, oh, yeah, maybe we should go help them 80 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:42,000 And I started to go over there and help him and caveman was like dude. What are you doing? 81 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,880 He was like don't go over there. He was like you're gonna make us all look bad 82 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:49,280 He was like, I'm not gonna have you show me up and it was just kind of like in a threatening manner 83 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:55,320 And I was like, okay. This is my first boot camp caveman has been here before so I guess it's okay 84 00:06:55,360 --> 00:07:00,160 well, I got in trouble because the store manager of El Paso saw what happened and 85 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,080 I mean, he was in the right 86 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:08,000 I should have went over there and helped them and he yelled at us and was like was like you let those ladies 87 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,400 Unload that truck by themselves and of course you can't just be like well 88 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,840 He told me not to because that sounds like you're the like the tattle tail and you're like third grade 89 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,840 But I got chewed out and I don't know what it was about Scotty, but there was this 90 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:27,120 There was this lady there and she was like she had green eyes and I remember 91 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,200 The regional manager called her snake eyes because she had green eyes 92 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:37,120 He was like hey snake eyes and you would always call her that but snake eyes and Scotty had a little thing going on 93 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:44,400 But snake eyes was in a relationship with her baby daddy and I remember just hearing them talking about how they were gonna see each other 94 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:50,080 And I was just kind of caught up in it caught up in their gossip, you know when you're sitting there eight hours a day 95 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:55,320 Stocking boots. You just kind of entertain yourself and that was my entertainment 96 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,320 But yeah, I got I got in big trouble 97 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:02,440 And I remember the boss that I worked for he wasn't too mad about it 98 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,920 But he was like yeah, you should just went over there 99 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,960 But he didn't yell at me which was very surprising. I thought he would have yelled 100 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,800 Yeah, he's it was weird so that main boss and we've talked about him before 101 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:20,800 From our home store and everything he he was like really hardcore on us when he was you know back in our own store 102 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,360 But when we were outside of the store, it was almost like we were equals 103 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,200 He didn't really I don't know 104 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,360 He never like yelled at me or he never really like got on to me at all when we were at a time 105 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,280 It was actually pleasant being with him because he was more like a buddy than your boss 106 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,840 He was kind of cool like he was cool to hang with and he was like actually nice and he wasn't a jerk 107 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:43,560 Maybe just being at the store made him a jerk and maybe had a lot of pressure or what? 108 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:49,040 I don't know what it was. Yeah, maybe maybe when he's away from responsibility. It doesn't really matter, right? 109 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,040 I don't know but 110 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,440 More story about caveman so caveman 111 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,680 Yeah, he was also quite annoying and I mean man 112 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:03,120 He probably had what two brain cells to rub together between all that hair. I'll tell you that much 113 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,360 he literally was not a very smart dude at all and 114 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,760 So when I say he was annoying 115 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:16,240 But how would you explain it Chris kind of like what you were talking about there? 116 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:22,040 There was a lot of times he would screw up right and he would mess up and he was never really accountable for his own actions 117 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,280 But he would somehow drag you down with him, right? 118 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,480 And a lot of times is because you were in projects with him or you were having to 119 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:35,080 If we're being honest monitor him or watch him and make sure that he's doing it correctly 120 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:41,740 I don't know if you ever had to you were more of the like stalking side of things like getting all the product in 121 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:45,500 Oh, no, I had to be on a couple of projects with caveman 122 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:51,920 And I think they did that on purpose, but I was like man. I don't really know what I'm doing. This is like your seventh boot camp 123 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,560 This is my first 124 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:59,920 But yeah, it was like hanging out with a seventh with your seventh grade buddy that just keeps getting you into trouble 125 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:04,440 That's what it was like. Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. And I tell you this much so there was 126 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,800 Just like Chris had said I was inadvertently 127 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:14,160 I've kicked out of my room came came back one day with the sock on the door and when you're staying at a hotel 128 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:20,280 With all the rooms booked and primarily it's all you know the other folks from the company 129 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,560 Where are you gonna go stay where you gonna go? So I felt like Michael Scott 130 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:29,720 I went and hung out in the little room with the with the ice and the like soda and then I went downstairs and talked to 131 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,760 There's a front desk 132 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:37,480 Person anyways went and talked with them like for a long time, but you just sitting like waiting 133 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,800 So that pissed me off in the very next morning 134 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:45,480 I wake up and he had showered before I had and you got to think we're working 12 14 hour days 135 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,880 And we're it is weeks on in that you're spending in a hotel room with with this guy 136 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,580 He already doesn't smell great a ton and you know 137 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,080 you finally get into the room and 138 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,080 shower to get ready for this shift and 139 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:06,200 Like the whole tub was just hair like I remember it was just like standing on a carpet of this dude's hair and bro 140 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,160 I I lost it. I lost it and so me and a few other dudes 141 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:15,760 We conspired because he was taking everybody else off too, you know because he had so much hair 142 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:22,640 We went down to the Walgreens and we got near now. Do you know what near is near is basically like you spray it and just 143 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,160 melts the hair off pretty much have you and so 144 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,720 essentially we bought that and 145 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,440 We waited for him to fall asleep and he was 146 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 laying face down and 147 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:42,200 So we went in there and we kindly woke him up in the middle of the night by spraying narrowed his back and getting rid of a 148 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,000 Lot of that hair not exactly the best of things but boy was it fun and satisfying 149 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:51,440 But that's that was our entertainment like that's that's what we did for fun 150 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:57,560 Well, I don't know what it was about caveman, but the ladies loved him and he was not a good-looking dude 151 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:02,520 He was not he's nasty. Yeah, he was just ugly looking nasty and 152 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,160 When you're at boot camp this I never did this but when you're at boot camp 153 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:11,920 They say what happens at boot camp stays at boot camp. So you have married people? 154 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,680 Hooking up like a whole bunch of crap goes on. There's a whole bunch of stuff 155 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:25,440 So I remember there was this lady from like the Odessa store or whatever and I guess she was hitting it off with caveman 156 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:30,760 She was married whatever and caveman told me like because we were about to go to our room for the night 157 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,520 He was like, hey, man, he's I kind of need you to be a bro 158 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:39,200 And don't come back for a while and like I knew what what it meant and I was like, yeah, okay 159 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:44,880 All right, and so kind of the same thing I sat down in the lobby like I was watching TV and 160 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:50,600 Actually the store manager in Denver was like down there watching TV to he was like, what are you doing? 161 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,480 And I was like, I'm waiting to go back up to my room and he was like, why can't you go to your room? 162 00:12:54,480 --> 00:13:01,320 and I was like, oh cuz I think there's gonna be some company there and he was like, bro 163 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,280 He was like fire you he's like, I just go in there and make them leave 164 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,760 He was like you shouldn't be getting kicked out of your room. He's like you're a good dude 165 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:13,400 And so I remember caveman gave me the text. It was like, hey, man, you can come back up 166 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,320 Well, I slept like super super hard 167 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,680 Really hard. I guess I'm time in the middle and I remember waking up 168 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:28,360 I remember like looking over and there being some lady in my room and I was like, what the heck is going on? 169 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:33,520 But I just like went back to sleep and then when I woke up this lady was like leaving our room and 170 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,080 It was that lady that was married and I was just like, bro 171 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,000 Like what the heck happened and I guess they were doing stuff while I was asleep 172 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:46,400 And I was just like bro like that's messed up and like the people that I had traveled with they were like, man 173 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:52,520 You could have came hang hung out in our room and I was like, oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that I didn't know that was an option 174 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:58,040 See most of the time, you know, you kind of didn't want to go knock on people's doors and be like, hey 175 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,800 What are you doing? Yeah, like most of the time everybody's doing their own thing, right? 176 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:07,320 I don't know at a certain point in the night everything kind of clicked up, but I 177 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:14,200 Okay, I'm gonna go into go into another one here. How much do we want to divulge on here Chris? That's the question 178 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:21,640 I don't know man. Keep it PG rated. Okay, so we went to this we went to this restaurant one time and 179 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,360 It was interesting because Chris was talking about El Paso and this was 180 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:34,200 This was probably my third or fourth boot camp and you know, they would always have these really big lavish dinners and everything 181 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,360 It's all paid for you know, and so 182 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,440 I'll put it to you this way 183 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:45,920 What happens is, you know, you have all the guys that build the store and then once it's time to come and 184 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,960 You know put everything on the shelves or stock all the shelves, you know 185 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,680 That's when a lot of the ladies from the other store would come 186 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:57,520 So the dinner would get really lavish whenever the ladies would get there. Did you notice that Chris? 187 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:02,960 It was just oh, yeah, for sure. It got super lavish. So we were there and 188 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,520 of course, I 189 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:12,120 Was underaged so like I you know couldn't couldn't really drink didn't doesn't mean that I didn't 190 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:18,720 But there was these two gals from El Paso and boy, they were they were wild like they were they were just crazy and 191 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,160 Both of them had Marine boyfriend husbands, right? 192 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:28,640 But just you could tell they were they were trying they were trying to get them a man, right? 193 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,640 like they you could just tell and 194 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:35,960 Of course, all the dudes were just goo goo ga ga over them just going crazy 195 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,160 And so we we go through dinner and everything 196 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,440 We get done with that we go to the club and 197 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,000 our 198 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,200 Manager like our regional manager got kicked out of this club a few nights before 199 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,280 so like we had already been ex-nade and 200 00:15:55,120 --> 00:16:01,320 So we're standing in line and we're all about to give our ID cards and you know this guy is 201 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,280 Unmistakable like he's he's very tall and very and so 202 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,160 Next thing you know the bouncer says no that guy's been 86, which means you know 203 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,360 He's he can't come in and so 204 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,160 These girls I've you know, I've never seen this before in my life 205 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:24,040 She was just like you're just mad because we're gorgeous and all your women in your club are just ugly little skanks 206 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,600 and like just started going on this whole thing and 207 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:32,560 Meanwhile the assistant manager was like oh you think because he got kicked out for being loud 208 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,560 He's like oh you thought I was loud the other night 209 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,760 He starts howling like a wolf like how well 210 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:42,520 He starts howling meanwhile these girls are yelling and screaming and everything 211 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:46,440 It was it was crazy man. It was pretty nuts 212 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:53,000 It went from being at a nice calm kind of fancy dinner, you know to just 213 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,240 You know they were like taking their shoes off and because at this point 214 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:04,480 They're yelling and screaming to the point where other ladies from the club like they're able to see them through the door there 215 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,600 You know so they're pointing girls out and they're like talking mess to the girls 216 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,560 So these girls are like coming through the door. There's about to be this big old fight in the lobby 217 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,560 I mean it was just it was just crazy 218 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,840 Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken 219 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:23,080 I think this I think I don't remember if we told the story but this assistant regional manager 220 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:31,000 He saw you like punch one of those punching bag games that one time and then he wanted to start a fight with somebody who's like 221 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,400 Oh, okay. Oh, all right. All right. I got a divulge into this one since he brought this up 222 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:40,320 We were in if you've ever been to Midland, Texas, I've got some friends shout out Adrian if you listening 223 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,160 got some friends over in Midland, Odessa and 224 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600 We were at this 225 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:52,320 Bar and it was in the strip club and it was litter or not strip club. Sorry strip mall just crop that out 226 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,320 it was in a strip mall and 227 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,080 It was called rednecks. I kid you not 228 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,240 It was called rednecks and it was just this really bad hole in the wall place 229 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,880 But we knew that it served underage so we went there 230 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,880 So 231 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:11,920 There's this punching bag machine in the back and me and caveman actually were back there just screwing around 232 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,000 Punching this thing and I punch this thing and it goes all the way up 233 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,240 And of course when you hit this thing just right it'll hit the top little button 234 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,640 You know, it says heavyweight thing ding ding makes bunch of lights and sounds and all sorts of stuff 235 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,360 so 236 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:32,280 We had been talking with this group that had been behind us and they were all oil field workers 237 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:39,200 And if you know anything about oil field workers, basically what happens when they if they hit their oil deposit early 238 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,640 Like if they hit oil early and get get what they need to get done done quickly 239 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,400 They get a bonus so these guys were out early 240 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:53,320 So they had this big amount of money to spend so they're in their shot shots, you know, they're celebrating having a good time 241 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,040 We had had a few with them everything like that 242 00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:04,720 This assistant regional manager for whatever reason walks over to me and goes hey, so well, he wasn't assistant regional manager 243 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:10,680 He was regional manager, but he goes hey, so I got a question for you. I was like, yeah, what's going on? 244 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,800 He's like, I saw you hit that punching bag back there and I just want to know 245 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:21,280 If I punch this guy over in the face, you got my back and I was going hold on hold on 246 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,760 Why are you gonna punch this guy in the face because this guy was huge? 247 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:31,200 Like, you know this guy, you know the the manager was huge, but this was a big burly oil field 248 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:36,520 Got me big old guy like just dude. I wouldn't want to mess with and he's like you go have my back 249 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,320 It's like well, you're my boss. I kind of have to right and so 250 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,680 He goes over there and I'm terrified 251 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:49,760 He grabs the dude on the shoulder turns him around and you know, he says some non-family friendly things 252 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,920 So I'm not gonna say exactly what he said to the guy 253 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,760 But next thing you know, you know, I think the guy is gonna slug my boss in the face 254 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:03,200 Nah, he just he's so drunk or whatever. He just starts laughing at the guy puts his arm around there 255 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,560 It goes you stupid gringo another round of shots. They ordered another round of shots. We keep drinking everything's fine 256 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,760 What a crazy time man those boot camps were 257 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,400 Something else. I don't miss that time in my life at all 258 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,280 But you know good stories came out of it for sure. Yeah life experiences 259 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:28,000 Um, yeah, I wouldn't want to have to go back. But yeah, no fun times fun times and speaking of fun times 260 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,480 We are gonna move into our next segment, which is the jelly donut and that's our jail report 261 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:44,720 You know, I'm one thing I will say I'm very glad that I wasn't a part of anybody's jelly donut or jail report at any point 262 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,640 Because things got pretty crazy 263 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,400 But anyways, so this week we're gonna be talking about 264 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:57,600 Former police officers on reddit talking about their weirdest or craziest arrest stories that gotta love some reddit 265 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,520 Yeah, gotta love reddit. Yeah, it's a time killer, man 266 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,280 It is a time killer, but I like looking at reddit 267 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,360 So this person says my wife's grandfather was a retired police officer 268 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,280 He worked in the Monterey, California area in 269 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:19,800 1967 where there's this famous pop festival apparently and it's a huge event for the area and so 270 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:28,680 Basically, of course all hands were on deck for the police department. They're expecting fights drunk crowds pretty pretty crazy stuff 271 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,440 They were even expecting the Hell's Angels biker club to be there 272 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:40,760 And so what was weird about it and they kind of digress about funny enough the Hell's Angels actually kept things civil at this 273 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:46,560 occasion for years they actually helped police and they would also break up fights and things like that so 274 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,840 You know people are always scared of the Hell's Angels coming there, but they actually 275 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,320 Helped keep things civil 276 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:58,000 Wildly enough the police weren't the only ones that were worried about potential fights or had heard about potential fights 277 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,360 there was this sailor who was coming back to port and 278 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,560 heard about the festival and heard about the trouble and 279 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:12,400 So the police officers I don't know if he was drunk before he got on shore or after but he was drunk 280 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,360 When the grandfather responded to the call that somebody was 281 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,440 Out in the street with the weapon 282 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,040 In public so he showed up to the scene and he found the sailor drunk 283 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:31,920 Of course carrying a weapon and it was a large ball and chain style mace with a heavy spiked head 284 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,680 He claimed that he had it for self-defense 285 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:40,000 The sailor was then arrested and put into the you know drunk tank to sober up for a little bit 286 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,640 And then the medieval weapon was submitted into the evidence room. So next morning the sailor left 287 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:54,560 Sober, but he forgot his weapon didn't didn't go by and get his his mace and he never returned for it apparently so 288 00:22:54,560 --> 00:23:03,680 The wife's grandfather was able to take it home. So he then gave it to his wife the person who's talking and 289 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:10,880 Because they had had a renaissance style wedding. So that was one of the gifts was the mace ball and chain from this event 290 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:17,360 Who has a mace ball and chain? That's weird. What is this medieval time? Bro? I just see him swinging that thing around like what the heck 291 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:22,240 That's a weird. I know right. I was just going man. That's that's pretty crazy. This one's pretty short 292 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,480 You'll think this one's pretty pretty funny. So this lady was a manager at a city pool 293 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:33,560 They had the cops called for a man because they were forcibly baptizing all the kids in the pool 294 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:38,800 That's pretty funny. So the the the the pool manager cleared the pool 295 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:44,520 And he said that he the the man who was baptizing the children wouldn't get out of the shallow or the 296 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,640 He wouldn't get out of the shallow into the pool 297 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:52,320 So the cops get there and they get into the pool so he swam to the deep end where he wasn't touching the bottom 298 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,160 so police literally just waited him out until he tired out and 299 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,160 They arrested him, but the rest was eventful 300 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,720 But it was a full standoff where he wouldn't get out of the deep end of the pool 301 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,960 How are you gonna be baptizing people quote-unquote? 302 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,360 Baptizing people and then refusing to listen to the police. That's messed up, bro 303 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:16,600 Like you can't orcibly baptize somebody that defeats the whole purpose. It's a choice 304 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,440 But that's I used to baptize my brother in the pool 305 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:26,080 I would hold him down for a little bit, but you know, that's what I think is funny about the entire thing, you know, there is some I 306 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,920 Think it's weird as an adult, but definitely as kids 307 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:35,080 Growing up in the background that we did. I don't think there is a kid out there that didn't do that 308 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,960 Like we did that in the pool. I've done that in the pool with a bunch of people 309 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:44,800 It's like I baptize you in the name of Jesus. I've seen a couple kids still do that like some of my church kids 310 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,880 I've seen them do it. Well, that's that's good. You're practicing. I guess 311 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:54,340 Yeah, I don't know man. It's just it's just a thing. So when I saw that I thought that was pretty funny 312 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:58,400 all right, so this person I got pulled over when they were in high school and 313 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:04,240 They bought an IBC root beer the one in the brown glass bottle, right and 314 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,640 And was on the way to school. They got pulled over by a cop and 315 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:16,120 Of course, they see the brown bottle and the cup holder asked them if it was beer and the cop 316 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:22,440 Didn't believe him when he said no so the kid hands him over the root beer 317 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:27,600 And the cop smells it and then says have a nice day took it with him and drink it 318 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,800 Wow, that's funny 319 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,360 At least the cop was like cool about it and stuff because it's like he could have been like, oh, yeah smell 320 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,680 But at least the cop was cool about it. He didn't have to take it though 321 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,840 He could have left it. It's like I got to submit this in evidence evidence at my belly 322 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,880 Anyways, so the next part this corrections officer had to book a chicken into the jail 323 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,280 This chicken was and it actually it was a rooster. So let me clarify that 324 00:25:55,280 --> 00:26:01,120 But this rooster was booked and pretty much what happened was they failed to show 325 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,000 three consecutive hearings because 326 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,680 There was a ticket being contested in court about this chicken 327 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,280 blocking the city traffic at a certain point so 328 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,600 pretty much it became a chicken at large and 329 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,480 Apparently one of the neighbors found it and then animal control picked it up 330 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:28,920 And then it was booked into the county jail, but my thing is who writes tickets for a rooster like my thing is 331 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,920 Why would you do that? Yeah? 332 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,160 That's stupid. You must not have nothing going on, bro 333 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:40,200 You must not have anything going on at all. I'm just saying people people are a little weird 334 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,840 Or some police departments take things a little too much. So last one here 335 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,840 looks like 336 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,840 this police officer 337 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:58,200 It says that he witnessed this local person steal a roll of razor wire. So if you've ever seen razor wire 338 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,200 it's the stuff that's like on top of 339 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,240 Prison fences and things like that. They're real sharp stuff and 340 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,880 Apparently he threw it on his back and attempted to run away with it 341 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,680 He was only wearing jeans and a t-shirt and no protective gear at all 342 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:21,720 So the razor wire is you know, of course, it's really really bad. So it ended up tangled like 343 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,600 entangling him 344 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:31,960 As he was running and of course so he's getting cut and stabbed right but he's so devoted to stealing this thing 345 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,880 the cops watching this happen and he's like whimpering and yelling 346 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,360 explicatives and 347 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:46,440 He's just still running with it until eventually he drops it and runs away, but then they just followed the blood trail and arrested him for 348 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,440 the attempted theft 349 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,560 Kids if you know stealing is not good first of all 350 00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,480 But second of all if you're gonna steal a razor wire, you might want to have like a protective suit or something 351 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,280 You know something's gonna protect you because that stuff will cut you up 352 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:11,960 All right, man, well, that's all that I had for the jelly donut shall we go into the donut hole? Let's do it man 353 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,560 alright, so on to the donut hole which is our 354 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,280 Mix it up segment where we can basically do whatever we want pretty much 355 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,240 What we're going to do is a little bit of sports trivia now Chris 356 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:31,680 I am going to go ahead and preface this and say I am not expecting you to know most of these items 357 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:36,400 It is okay. I just thought these things were a little crazy and so 358 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,200 It's also one of those things. It's 359 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:46,200 Interesting to see okay. Do you think this is true? Do you think this is false? So we're gonna go into it. You ready for it? 360 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,680 So number one true or false since 2015 361 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,640 75% of the Heisman trophy winners have either played at Alabama or Oklahoma 362 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:05,160 True but University of Alabama or Oklahoma true. Yeah. Yeah, that is true 363 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,000 That is true 364 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,960 So for those of you who don't know the Heisman trophy is like the pretty much the MVP 365 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,120 Or most valuable player trophy for college football in the United States 366 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,280 But yeah, 75% of the the players have been from Alabama or Oklahoma 367 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,760 Crazy, okay next one 368 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:36,320 The Philadelphia Phillies have won more world series than the Atlanta Braves true or false false 369 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:44,760 That is false Philly only has to Atlanta now has four so don't doing good so far. Oh 370 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,280 Nobody likes the Phillies just kid 371 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,980 All right, so here's the next one. Here's the next one 372 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:54,780 LeBron James has a career 373 00:29:56,020 --> 00:30:00,500 Points per game average. So how many points you scored a game all through his career? 374 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:08,220 His average is higher than Michael Jordan's was for his career. Is that true or false? Oh 375 00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:15,660 I feel like that's true probably that is actually false. Oh, thank God 376 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:23,420 LeBron James average for his entire career is points per game average is 27.2 zero points 377 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,660 Michael Jordan still leads the league 378 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:30,740 All time with 30.1 to so he averaged 30 points a game 379 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:37,260 It's pretty and that's why Michael Jordan is still the goat. I don't care who you want to debate with it's just a fact 380 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,780 Alright, thank you. So 381 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,900 Here's the next one true or false 382 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:47,840 No quarterback has ever won the Super Bowl the same year that they led the NFL in 383 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:54,420 That's a tricky one. No, no, no, no, no, I think that one is false because Tom Brady. I feel like has 384 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,580 led the league in past yards and 385 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:02,660 Gone to the Super Bowl multiple times. So I feel like that's a false statement 386 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,740 That actually is false 387 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,820 But you're actually wrong about the Tom Brady thing 388 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:14,300 So your your favorite person Patrick Mahomes broke that here this last Super Bowl when he just won 389 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:21,060 But before that point there was only six times that a quarterback had made it to the Super Bowl the same year that they 390 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:25,420 Led the NFL in past yards and they lost all six times. Well good for Pat Mahomes 391 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:31,580 Tim Duncan who he was a star for this the San Antonio Spurs the NBA basketball wise 392 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:39,540 It still has more career wins including postseason wins than the Minnesota Timberwolves having their entire franchise history 393 00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:44,500 True false. Oh, I feel like that's a true statement. I feel like that's true 394 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,700 That is an absolute true statement Tim Duncan has 395 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:53,300 1158 wins overall and the Timberwolves entire franchise history is 396 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:59,580 1105 wins that's sad. That's very sad. You know what I think of when I think of the Minnesota Timberwolves 397 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:01,860 I think of air blood. That's the only thing I think of 398 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,940 I think about I 399 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:09,380 Think about Garnett back in the day when he first got there. All right 400 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,900 So next thing here 401 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:20,980 True or false over the last three seasons the Carolina Panthers are the only team to have thrown more 402 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:25,260 Interceptions then then touchdowns. Is that true or false? 403 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:29,980 I feel like there's another team that's thrown more interceptions than touchdowns 404 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:36,500 So I'm gonna but that's a very odd statement. I'm gonna go with true. That is true 405 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:43,380 So over the last three seasons the Panthers have thrown a 50 interceptions to only 46 touchdowns 406 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:51,180 That's bad. That's bad and they've had six quarterbacks in that time as well. Yeah, we don't talk about scam Newton 407 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:56,680 All right, the next one Dana White was on an elevator with a famous fighter named 408 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:01,580 Frank Trigg and they got into a fight for 10 floors. Is that true or false? 409 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:06,580 Um, I feel like that's false because I don't feel like Dana White could go for 10 floors 410 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:10,900 So I feel like that's false. That is false. But you know who actually did 411 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:14,540 Chuck the Iceman Liddell. No is Bruce Buffer 412 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:21,580 so story has it Dana White Frank Trigg and Bruce Buffer were all in an elevator and there was a a 413 00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:30,820 Discussion that broke out and which Frank Trigg karate chop Bruce Buffer in the throat and I didn't know this but Bruce Buffer has apparently been 414 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:35,180 Fighting since he was 13 years old and so he literally 415 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:37,580 Fought the dude for 10 floors 416 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:44,740 But apparently at the end of the 10 floors when the elevator door open they shook hands and they've been friends since so you telling me 417 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:49,140 They could put that on TV and win some make some money off of that. They should have done that 418 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:54,340 That's what I'm saying. I would have loved to watch Bruce Buffer fight. All right, so the next one 419 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:58,400 Dwight Howard has more rings than Tim Duncan 420 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:05,100 I that is true. That is true. That is true Dwight Howard has more rings than Tim Duncan. That is false 421 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:09,420 Dwight Howard only has two rings Tim Duncan has five 422 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:16,780 Well shows you how much I know hey, no worries, but oh I was thinking of Dwayne Wade 423 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:22,660 Oh, that's who I was no worries. That's who I was picturing. No big Dwight Howard. It's all good 424 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,540 Oh, yeah with a little head and a big old body 425 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:29,700 That dude that dude. All right, so you ready for this 426 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:38,420 So the Hawks this is this true or false the Atlanta Hawks basketball the Atlanta Hawks the basketball team 427 00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:44,540 Last season they started this they started the year one and one in two games 428 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:53,180 Two and two and four games three and three and six games all the way up to 30 games where they were 15 and 15 429 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:56,020 to further that 430 00:34:56,020 --> 00:35:01,420 The Hawks went overall in their season. They went 39 of 39 and 431 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,940 To make things even better, sorry 432 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:12,540 No, that's that's pretty much it so 39 and 39 basically 433 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,500 They were all the way 500 throughout the entire thing. Is that true or false? 434 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:21,060 I feel like that's true because I was a very oddly specific fact 435 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:26,380 Yes, it was a very oddly specific fact and I probably should have made it a little bit more vague 436 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:31,460 To make it even more crazier though. You ready for this the Hawks average 437 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:39,060 Points per game was a hundred and eighteen point one points per game and their opponent's average against them was a hundred and eighteen 438 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:47,340 Point one so literally they were five hundred down the board including the points per game for them and their opponents an eerie juju 439 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:52,580 That's weird. Are we sure it's not scripted? It might be you never know everything scripted these days 440 00:35:53,020 --> 00:36:01,100 Alright, so last one here here on July the 7th for the first time ever the Cubs beat the Yankees in New York 441 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,100 Is that true or false? 442 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:08,860 Man they had they've been around for a long time. I feel like that's false 443 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:15,060 It's actually true the Cubs had never won in New York up until this year July the 7th 444 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,940 That sucks, bro, and they've been around for like a hundred years 445 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:23,660 That's sad in that crazy some of these sports facts are just really really weird that you would not you wouldn't think 446 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:30,500 You wouldn't think but but you I mean those are those are our donut hole. You actually did really really well. There's 447 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,100 You know it was some weird 448 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:38,780 Stuff throughout a bunch of different sports. So that's pretty good me. It's really good. There you go, man 449 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:44,540 There you go. All right, man. Well, I can already tell you fired up you fired up 450 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:47,380 So what are we fired up for our? 451 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:54,800 What fries my doughnuts Chris what fries I'm fired up. This isn't what fries my doughnuts, but I am gonna touch on this 452 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,940 You notice how only 453 00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:03,100 Older people get mad about having to use the self-checkout. Have you noticed that? 454 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,900 Why did why is that man? 455 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:11,960 Like I I see people complaining about having to do check out their own groceries and it's only older people and I'm like, bro 456 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,380 like 457 00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:18,940 That shows you how little you value people that work at the grocery store because you're so 458 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:23,380 Upset that you have to check out your own groceries. Well, let me tell you something here 459 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:27,740 If you want the prices to say the same you're gonna have to check out your own groceries 460 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:31,780 But that's not what fries my doughnuts. You know what fries my doughnuts? 461 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:38,620 All right, and so just so you guys know Micah is not like very he's not overly obese 462 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:44,700 But he's also not like a string bean either. Okay, so Micah, let me ask you this 463 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:49,200 Would you consider it rude if someone that you kind of like? 464 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:56,040 Barely know or relatively know someone that you would call an acquaintance if they came up to you and said hey man 465 00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:00,260 You need to stop eating so much. You got a little bit too much meat on your bones 466 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:03,380 You need to stop eating so much. Would you consider that rude? Oh, yeah? 467 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:09,780 No, that's absolutely rude now on the contrary and I see where you're going with this if it was somebody like you 468 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,500 You know, I'm not I'm not hurt by it 469 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:17,220 But like somebody that I don't really know or an acquaintance. Yeah, rude. Yeah, that's rude 470 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:23,620 So why do you tell skinny people? Oh, you don't eat enough. You're barely skidded bones. You just need to eat more 471 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:27,500 Why do you tell people that that's rude? I feel like that's rude 472 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:32,380 There are some people that are not able to put on weight no matter how hard they try 473 00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:36,860 Like for me in it as an example, I just have a very high metabolism 474 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:42,860 It doesn't matter if I eat all the time. It doesn't matter what I do like I just can't put on weight 475 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:48,180 But people always want to comment on skinny people like oh, you're about to blow away. You're just skin and bones 476 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:53,380 I'm like you wouldn't tell that to a to a heavier person. Would you so why do you tell it to skinny? 477 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:57,300 Yeah, that's messed up man. No, it does happen a lot as well 478 00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:03,660 It's just or even if you have seemingly lost weight like I'm not in the same boat as you but I've you know 479 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:10,020 I've gone and especially relatives if you go and visit relatives, they're like, oh my gosh, you're looking so fit 480 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,540 You're looking so fit 481 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:17,620 We need to really you know feed you while you're here because it just doesn't look and they start questioning your eating habits 482 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:23,700 They start questioning about what you do and it's like hold on hold on hold on, you know, I eat fine 483 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:27,220 I eat fine, you know, it's it's not that big of a deal 484 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:30,580 It's like maybe I wanted to lose a little bit of weight or something like that 485 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,420 But I totally get where you're coming from 486 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:36,180 It's not anybody's business and I'll put it to you this way my boy Chris 487 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,100 It is true 488 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:45,100 I've seen him eat a crack ton and I'm talking a literal ton and this man can't put on a pound like he can't it is 489 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,540 I'm not just talking about that 490 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:53,140 I feel like there's also a double standard because you know what also people do people go. Oh, you're so quiet 491 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,540 You need to talk more. Why don't you talk more? 492 00:39:55,540 --> 00:40:00,660 But you wouldn't tell a person that talks a lot you wouldn't say hey you really need to stop talking 493 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:06,180 You need to be quiet like you shouldn't talk so much because if you did that that would be rude 494 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:09,780 And I just hate this double standard where it's like, oh, yeah 495 00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:14,780 If you're skinny and you don't eat enough, there's a problem with you or if you're too quiet 496 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,700 There's a problem with you and it's like bro. Just let people be themselves like 497 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:23,220 There's gonna be loud people and there's gonna be quiet people and just because someone is quiet 498 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:28,940 That's just them bro. Like just let them be them and that's why I get so frustrated when people say that stuff 499 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:32,180 It's like you wouldn't tell a loud person to stop talking 500 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,740 Would you because then they would look at you as red and it evokes the same emotions 501 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:41,700 I mean you feel the same exact way on both ends. I'm sure yeah, exactly. I and it's like I 502 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:47,300 Am self-conscious about my weight because there have been people that are like, oh, yeah 503 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:51,980 What do you wear like a boys large and it's like no like I wear adult clothes 504 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:54,860 But like you wouldn't make fun of a I mean 505 00:40:54,860 --> 00:41:00,740 I guess back in the day people did make fun of like overweight people and some people do and it's one thing if you're like 506 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:06,540 So morbidly overweight that it becomes a health concern like yeah, you should probably say something to your friend 507 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:10,060 But at the same time, but there's also a way to say it. Yeah 508 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:16,120 Exactly if you're genuinely concerned about somebody's like weight or something you should say something to them 509 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:21,260 But if you're just like one of these people that's just making comments like oh my you're about to blow away 510 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:27,180 We need to feed you more like you're gonna die and it's like no, I'm not like just stop 511 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:32,820 I get what you're saying cuz to me that's no different than you know going up to a heavy person and going hey tubs 512 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:38,980 McGee, maybe we need to put down the spoon in the fork and it's like geez okay, that's not cool 513 00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:44,220 That's not cool man. Cuz you know on the on the contrary like Chris said 514 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:50,260 There's even some large heavy set people that can't control their weight a lot of the times listen 515 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:56,900 I I got a family member who was born big pretty much and just their their body is just built that way and 516 00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:01,100 Some people just like exactly that's why I think you should just let people be 517 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:08,780 The way they are man now if it becomes a health problem like if someone is like having anorexia or bulimia and has like a legit eating disorder 518 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:17,180 Then yeah, you should probably say something but also to you also have to evaluate like what is my relationship to this person? 519 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:21,740 Like if I don't really know this person then chances are this person is not really gonna listen to me 520 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:27,380 But if I have a relationship with this person then yeah, like it's in your best interest to say something 521 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:31,620 But yeah, that's just right it's my doughnuts about this double standard and I'm getting tired of it 522 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,220 And I want to say something about it 523 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:40,100 But then it's like oh no that I'm the root one for saying something because they're just trying to help that's all they're trying to do now 524 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:46,820 And there's a way to say it too even if you don't know somebody right and for some reason you feel compelled like oh man 525 00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:51,220 I you know I need to tell them because you know they look like they're 526 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:54,060 They have problems and you know 527 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:59,400 My mom had the same issues right or something right and you kind of kind of help out with it 528 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,720 There's a way to go about it. I feel like too like you don't say like oh man 529 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:10,960 You're just skin and bones you're just gonna blow away aren't you like there's there's a way you start off and say listen 530 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,520 I don't know you too well, and I might be way out of place with this 531 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,480 Just go ahead and let them know like hey 532 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,120 I already know where my place is and it's probably not to tell you this but hey 533 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:26,520 I feel like I probably should so I'm going to I feel like to me even afterwards 534 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,320 I'm not pissed at you like okay, you know, they're just telling me you know 535 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,720 They find it weird too, but they wanted to help out I get that but that's all that really fries my donuts 536 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:41,720 But yeah, we're gonna move into our next segment which is our mystery donut, and that's our improv segment 537 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,520 I think we got fortunately unfortunately on the books today 538 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,080 We sure do unfortunate or fortunately unfortunately one of my favorite ones 539 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:54,640 So let's go ahead and pick a scenario out of the hat and we'll we'll go back and forth 540 00:43:54,640 --> 00:44:00,600 Okay, so uh, oh this is kind of funny with the jail report getting arrested 541 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,920 Okay. All right. Do you want to start you want me to start? Yeah, I'll go ahead and start 542 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,640 Fortunately my crime wasn't that bad so I should be getting out tonight 543 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,880 Unfortunately you have a long 544 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,160 history of past crime so you probably won't 545 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:24,240 Unfortunately, I know the judge so you know, I'll probably get a nice pass unfortunately 546 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:28,480 They will probably have to retry you because it'll count as a mistrial 547 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,200 Fortunately, I have really good lawyers. So if that happens, he'll just pay off the next guy 548 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,920 Unfortunately, you can't afford those lawyers because they're very expensive 549 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,920 fortunately what I got arrested for was 550 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,840 Robbing a bank so we're good funny wise 551 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:53,360 I'm fortunately the government seized all that fortunately I shipped most of it off to the Cayman so they don't know about that account 552 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:59,440 Unfortunately, your accounts got frozen because the person that you trusted to handle your money 553 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,400 Screwed you over just like in Rocky five. Okay 554 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,000 All right 555 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,480 Let's go to the next one. All right, we'll do one more. Uh, let's do 556 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Let me think 557 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,520 Uh 558 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,000 On a road trip. Okay. All right 559 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,520 Fortunately, we are almost to our destination 560 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:28,480 Unfortunately, we only have 20 miles of gas left. Fortunately. There's a gas station right there 561 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:35,520 Unfortunately, the prices are $10 a gallon. Fortunately. I got a nice raise at work. So it should cover this 562 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:41,520 Unfortunately, your baby mob those garnish and your wages for past child support payments due fortunately 563 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:46,400 I'm not worried about that right now because I have some beef jerky that I'm gonna eat 564 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,200 Unfortunately, it was jack links and it was $12 565 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:58,560 Fortunately, I have the obertoes here as a pack. Unfortunately. They made a bad batch and it's gonna make you sick 566 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:05,280 Fortunately, there's this is a nice truck stop bathroom. Unfortunately. They're closed for cleaning 567 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:13,200 Unfortunately, I'm just gonna go upstairs to the other bathroom. Unfortunately a trucker took a large dump and it's 568 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:20,400 Unusable due to smell. Fortunately. I'm just gonna take a dump in the urn. All right. All right, you win 569 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:27,200 All right, yo, we are gonna move into our last segment, which is our eclair and that's our positive advice 570 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,760 It's so buddy. I'm gonna let you go first. All right. So 571 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:36,080 We've said this before we've said it before we're gonna say it again because listen this week 572 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,240 I've had some things happen with some people near and dear to my heart not Chris 573 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:47,360 But people near and dear to my heart who have gone too overboard with work stress anxiety 574 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Panic whatever you want to call it 575 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:55,440 And so the thing is take care of yourself or it will catch up with you and I'm talking about your health 576 00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,080 It will catch up to your health. Your body will make you stop at some point 577 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:07,200 And I'm not doing that to scare you but at the same time there's a lot of times that we have this mindset of let's just push through 578 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:12,560 Or let's just get this next thing done or let's just do this when your body's screaming at you telling you hey 579 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:17,120 You need to stop you need to take this day off. You need to take you know the rest that you need 580 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,880 It's the weekends. You don't need to be doing this and that and the other thing 581 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,080 You need to be resting so that you can be up for this next week 582 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,160 My thing is it's a lot easier said than done because a lot of times we have 583 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,080 Responsibilities and things that we're doing all you know a lot of the time 584 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,600 But we have to purposely make this time to rest or else 585 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,960 You know the thing is you might end up in an ER with the problem 586 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:44,960 And you don't want that to happen because it's not a fun place to be and so I'm just saying I'm just saying 587 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:51,840 Take care of yourself guys. Take care of yourself. It's really easy to overwork yourself. It's really easy to get really stressed out 588 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,400 it's really easy to get that blood pressure up and 589 00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,320 You know if that's what it is find yourself that hobby find yourself that restful point 590 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,280 Find what you can cut out of your life so that you can have more time to rest 591 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:13,600 My eclair is be a thermostat not a thermometer and a thermometer reacts to the climate around it 592 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:18,080 Right that reads off the temperature but the thermostat sets the temperature around it 593 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:23,280 And so some sometimes it's so easy for us to be reactive instead of proactive 594 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:28,000 But we all have the ability to be the thermostat whether we're at work whether with 595 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:33,680 We're with our friends or whatever and that's simply by choosing like how we're going to let things affect us 596 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,480 Like everybody else around you may be slacking off at work 597 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,680 But you could be the thermostat and choose to do the right thing everybody else around you may be choosing to 598 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:47,120 Uh, you know have a bad day, but you could be the thermostat and choose choose to be positive 599 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:51,840 You know everybody else can be making bad choices and doing 600 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,240 Irresponsible things, but you could be the thermostat and choose how you want things to go 601 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,760 So don't be 602 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,880 Uh reactive be proactive and you set the climate around you and when you're a thermostat and you say you know what? 603 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,960 I don't care what everybody else is doing 604 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,440 Like I know I'm going to do the right thing and I'm going to have a good attitude 605 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,600 That stuff is contagious man and sooner or later people will catch that around you 606 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:19,040 And so be the thermostat not a thermometer good stuff man good stuff. Well, I'll tell you what man 607 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,360 We're almost to the end of this puppy 608 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:29,040 So we're going to talk about uh where we can go have a good time and that's tv trash can dot com tv trash can dot com 609 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:34,320 Also on our social pages instagram and facebook come find us man. We want to talk to you guys 610 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:41,200 We appreciate y'all and um, we appreciate any and all listeners from wherever you're listening from 611 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,200 Whatever um 612 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:49,200 Medium you're listening from whatever your favorite one is we appreciate you and yeah, man. I'm 613 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:55,040 It's it's been crazy. These things go by too quickly. Yes. They do man. I think we're only 614 00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:04,320 Well away from 100 which is kind of surreal for us and uh, we're gonna have a special 100th episode for you guys 615 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:11,440 Uh, we're 12 away, but yeah, also tell your friends about us and tell them to check out tv trash can dot com 616 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:17,280 Tell us to check us out on spotify youtube wherever you listen apple music wherever you listen to your podcast 617 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:22,080 We're working on some things for you guys and so we'll be rolling out some stuff for you guys soon 618 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:28,080 So we're looking forward to that but yeah, man. That's all I got you want to take this to the trash. Yeah, heck yeah 619 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,320 All right, I'm michael and I'm chris and this has been the donut box 620 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,120 box podcast little trail mix booty time