Trash can presents country-fried rap songs
and if I don't do nothing I'm a boss
counting all day like the clock on the wall
so go and get your money little duffabag boy
I say go get your money little duffabag boy
this why I'm hot this why I'm hot this why this why this is why I'm hot
I'm hot because I'm fly you ain't because you're not
this is why this is why this is why I'm hot I'm gonna need some help for this one
you gonna help me with this one oh yeah buddy we'll get it all down on the right
we're gonna do this thing all right yeah buddy roll like a big shot
shavitune dip like a NASCAR pit stop what fresh paint job yep fresh inside yep
outside frame in the trip wide heck yeah you got your jambu
yeah let's go then let's go skater I'm Micah and I'm Chris and this is the Dono Box podcast
all right well welcome back to another great episode man summer's winding down
and it's almost August sorry for those of y'all that maybe teachers are like oh I don't want to
go back to school I don't even want to think about it I'm sorry summer's over almost but I'm excited
because that means fall is right around the corner I love fall time it's a great time
you know I've never been one to be like I need things to cool down a little bit but where I'm at
we need things to cool down a little bit I mean I'm ready for a little bit of cooler weather but
yeah I don't whenever I was a kid I hated this time of year because you have all the commercials
like back to school get your supplies and all this stuff and you're like listen listen I got a few
weeks left um well I guess I mean in Georgia we started early it was like August the third so it
was right around the corner but yeah we're so happy y'all are here and um man we got listeners from
all over the place where are some of the places they listening Chris oh of course California
gotta love our people in the UK gotta love our people down under uh gotta love people in Singapore
gotta love people in India and the Middle East peace in the Middle East uh gotta love our Canadian
listeners gotta love our people that are in the northeast and Maine and Boston and Pittsburgh
and Pennsylvania and Virginia that has been a hot region for us this summer so we love all you guys
yeah heck yeah and even the western part and the the Midwest here you know we got Oklahoma Kansas
our home state of Texas we can't call y'all the Midwest though um and then of course Colorado
New Mexico even out to California Oregon Washington we appreciate all you guys South Dakota it's
been great so yeah man we ready to get into this first little bit here let's do it all right man
is the old-fashioned donut which is a story from our past and what do we got this week Chris so if
you've been listening for any length of time you will know that Micah and I used to work at a western
worker store called the boot corral we can't name its name nor do we want to name it same actually
saw I just saw a commercial like literally an hour ago for that place and I was like boo boo it's like
Beetlejuice you say its name three times you might have to go back to work there so we're a little
worried about that but yeah yep for sure so uh if you've been listening you know that we work at the
boot corral and we've mentioned it a little bit in previous episodes but we would do these things
called boot camps and uh get it have boot camps because we sold western wear stuff but anyways
anytime a new place or a new city was opening up a brand new store instead of it taking contractors
and doing of course they would have people to do like the electrical stuff and the plumbing like
professionals do that but as far as hanging decorations or like building the you know inside
of it and all that they used employees and so back then I used to think that it was like a
prestigious thing for you to go because the boss would only take like one or two people
and you would want to go to boot camps because number one you got paid more than you were at
the store unless you were a salesperson I was working in the back so I definitely got paid
more working at boot camp than I did uh working at my home store I'll speak to the I'll speak to
the salesperson pay it was good for sales people too basically we worked on commission
and so they would count it as you sold four thousand dollars worth of merchandise in a day so
like for myself I was at five percent commission so five percent of four hundred bucks and sometimes
we were working you know seven days a week so and you know we didn't have any bills at the time
because everything was getting taken care of they would pay for your hotel they would pay for your
food if you wanted to do like any entertainment stuff that was on you but Micah and I didn't
actually get to go to boot camp at the same time but we both went to different boot camps
and it was fun it was a fun time I mean of course it was work but tell them a little bit
because you went for the first part like the building part and normally I would go after
the building was done and I would help like train the employees and like help stock the store yeah
so when we first showed up most of the time the like Chris said the building was bare bones and so
most of the time if you've ever been to a uh you know a western warehouse store a lot of the time
there's lots of decorations on the wall and especially this one most of the time they had
rather high ceilings and that was kind of the floor design so my main job was hanging the
decorations most of the time and then several other jobs it was cutting the lumber and things
like that you know you kind of had to be a jack of all trades but most of the time it was hanging
whatever needs to be hung so they would come you know big prefabricated and then there were some
that you had to put together and they were pipes do you remember that Chris they were literal pipes
and you had to put them together like the like the fixtures uh yeah so like the fixtures on the
wall that had you know they would have like big Wrangler signs or you know whatever the brand name
was and um everything was built with pipes so I remember you know you almost you felt a little
weird being in a retail store with this big pipe wrench and um you know having to work with pipes
a lot and because a lot of the the racks and everything were or pipes as well but yeah you
would come in there and it would just be empty uh we would get the the blueprint and essentially you
would work uh 12 13 14 hours a day sometimes at the very beginning trying to get everything done on
time and you know sometimes you'd go in there and like the air conditioning wouldn't be hooked up just
yet or I think the worst one was like the bathrooms weren't done yet in one so we had to use a port
of body like everybody had to use the port of body um including the construction guys because
they weren't done with the building and so that got really interesting really fast but yeah I mean
it was it was an interesting construction job it was probably a lot easier than most construction
jobs because it was inside but you know building a lot of the shelves building a lot of the you
know interiors hanging a lot of the things. Tell me about the owners when they would come in because
this was like whenever they opened up a new store it wasn't just like the uh boot corral I almost
said the name it wasn't the boot corral uh just like little stores that came it was like everybody
like the owners would come people from corporate like it was a big deal for them to open this store
and like yeah it would be people from all over the company to all over the state um all over
different states too wherever they had their stores you I mean you would meet people from
all over the place at these at this deal we had the family would come in and um you know certain
members of the family were nice um basically there was a hierarchy right um so the main guy who started
it he kind of wasn't really in it anymore he was elderly and so he kind of just was letting his
his kids and his his wife run it um his wife was I believe in her 70s or 80s at the time
but she was sharp as a tack man she was in charge of actually hanging and getting the decorations
um because it was in a way it was kind of like cracker barrel to a certain extent so you know
how they had kind of those old decorations like there would be like an old tractor seat or like
you know something like that she would always come in and be in charge of kind of getting those
antique decorations and putting those in place uh instead of the main you know branding decorations
if that makes sense and so she was pretty cool and then um her granddaughter would come but I'll
tell you this much the the owner sons were a little particular and when I say a little particular
they were a lot of particular and so a lot of the times you know it would be two weeks of building
first before they would come in and that's really where the crunch would come in is where they would
come into town because of course their eyeballs are on everything so you want to make sure everything's
perfect not just that but they want to be at a certain level of progress by the time they get there
so I mean it's definitely a lot of pressure and like those first two weeks knowing hey you know
ownership's coming and they're going to be inspecting all of this and I mean when I say that they were
sharp as a tack like the whole family was they would they would literally be on the other side
of the store they would point at something and say that's a half an inch off and make you go change
it am I am I wrong Chris yeah literally I remember one time it was something that was a quarter of an
inch too long and I remember even like the store regional manager I and we've talked about him an
episode about him getting kicked out of clubs and bars but that's that guy but he was like really a
quarter of an inch like he was like that's ridiculous he was like doughnut that's ridiculous a quarter
and a inch a quarter of an inch it's like it's not that gonna hurt nobody but yeah they were very
particular about it and uh Micah almost I mean you probably could have married into that family
the granddaughter had eyes for you my man she did yeah she did yeah she did she would like
there was a reason that I was hanging the decorations on their team for the most part I'll
just say that and I got coffee in the morning and nobody else did yeah he was the certain he was the
chosen errand boy it was probably like a fantasy for her she was like oh you're this poor stock boy
yeah it's the it's the the poor laborer in the the rich uh business owner's daughter
story uh long story short I was not interested I'll be honest um and so nothing ever came of that
and I accepted the coffee though I'm I am glad that uh that you are married to your wife now
she's a phenomenal lady and I'm glad things played out for you but you know at the time I
probably would have been like you dummy you gotta marry into the boot corral fortune you know how we
talk about how we want all this money all the time we could have been having that fortune you
should have just took one for the team is all I'm saying I should have I should have but you know
my life would have been 13 mwz from then on out not not yeah anyways um yeah it was it was just
crazy stuff but I'll tell you this much there was another side of boot camps you know we would work
a lot but it was definitely a work hard play hard kind of attitude that's where certain managers got
kicked out of the certain clubs at times was during the off hours right um you you really find out
about some of these people when you get them out of town and get them off yeah and to uh people would
buy beer and just want to unwind which like I'm cool with and even at the time like I'm I'm not a
big drinker now and but at the time I was just like man I'm not a drinker and it has nothing to do with
like being better than anybody I just don't like it but they would love to drink and like that's the
one thing they knew about when they were like yeah that guy doesn't drink but I remember one time we
had literally just gotten done with a day and we were waiting on the regional store manager to like
give us the credit card or to go to dinner because like he was the one that was paying for all of it
and we were waiting and they were just like drinking in the parking lot and then one beer turned into
like seven and by that time everybody was drunk and then the person that I was with was like I'm
just gonna go grab the keys from that person and I've got to grab the credit card and we're just
gonna go to dinner on our own and we'll drop them off at the hotel but yeah definitely a lot of work
hard play hard uh I most of the time you did get to come home on the weekends unless you went someone
somewhere far like Colorado or you know you got you had to stay through the weekend but I remember
the one time I did go to Denver like we went to the zoo and we hung out and it was great on our
off day and so like it was a good time it was definitely a lot of work especially when I got to
like the stocking part of it because you had to stock a whole empty store and so that's all you
were doing all day was just like prepping boots tagging boots like by the end I was like man I'm
so sick of boots I'm just you know we we need to do a part two of this we have characters among
characters that I didn't even realize we haven't divulged on from from bootcourral experiences
from uh I mean boot camp experiences uh but last thing that I'll say is yes so I would say probably
the the time that sticks out in my mind we went up to Colorado Springs and we had some off time
right and it was with a particular person and Chris knows who this person is and um so we go to a
casino and I'd never been to a casino and you have to think I'm also um I'm also going to divulge
this it was also underaged right so I was 18 years old actually I think I was 19 no I was 18
18 and so essentially what happened was um go to a casino walk in there and biggest thing that I'm
thinking is okay I'm with a bunch of adults you just got to act like an adult too like act like
you belong there nobody will ask questions right so we get around the corner and you know nobody's
asked for iid there's no stand there's no nothing it's like oh wow okay so we're getting to the
casino floor but the guy that I am with is just winging out oh my gosh we're in a casino we're
in a casino I've never been in a casino before is that blackjack over there have you ever played
craps and then sure enough what do you know it it was just here comes the security guard and he's
like come let me see your id and so then we had to show my id and we got kicked out and so then we
had to sit in the car for 12 hours and that's what happens sometimes is uh if you weren't old enough
to get into the bar the club and you were driving it's like sorry bud enjoy the truck enjoy the
parking lot yeah I'll tell another story about that at a different time because I got kicked out of
my room uh not by my own choosing but I'll tell that story a little bit later but yeah bootcamp
was uh interesting so this was bootcamp part one we'll probably do a bootcamp part two but yeah man
I think we're gonna head into our next segment crazy so yeah man next segment is the jelly donut or
the gel report and that's your turn this week Chris so what's going on in the world of crime
okay so you know how we were talking about Burger King last week and how they fell off
yeah I might have figured out why and I'll tell you why an assistant manager of a South Carolina
Burger King was arrested after she allegedly served customers french fries that had been in the trash
can so this lady was charged with tampering with food a felony for allegedly taking french
fries from the trash and adding them to the container where freshly cooked fries are placed
and then dumping just uh regular cooked fries on the top uh apparently there was a disturbance at
the fast food place and at the scene they found two women screaming at restaurant staff threatening
them and using profanity when the women refused to calm down at officers request they were both
arrested and charged with disorderly conduct but apparently uh the ladies were upset because they
had figured out that the manager was putting french fries from the trash uh with regular fries you
know violence is never the answer but I also understand why you would be extremely mad man
if I found out that you served me uh trash fries like that I'd be mad too I'd be real mad yeah
it's really messed up man all right this next one uh this guy was in Virginia and he walked into a
local medical center uh apparently he was missing one hand and he was covered in shrapnel and blood
he pleaded for help claiming that he had been in a lawn mower accident but after the FBI did some
investigating they discovered that was not the case they learned that the man who had previously
been convicted on charges related to explosives had actually planned to kill quote unquote hot
cheerleaders with a homemade bomb but his ploy went awry when he blew himself up instead uh so the plan
literally literally blew up uh in his face so it blew his hand off so I guess he was like
planning some revenge on some maybe some people that had turned him down or made fun of him and
he was making a bomb and it literally blew up and blew his hand off how would you do that um some
people are just crazy I mean my thing is if you're trying to blow people up you deserve to get your
hand blown off yep exactly all right this next one this happened in Texas uh this person fell victim
to a fake facebook post put out by the police stating that certain drugs such as meth have been found
containing Ebola the news alert told people who had purchased meth or heroin heroin recently to
bring it to the local police department for screening this way they can test the meth for Ebola
or sorry Ebola uh the lady fell for the fake news and decided to head to the local police
department to have her meth check for Ebola and she was charged with possession of Ebola I think
that's the most creative like sting operation I've ever heard that's pretty funny yeah that's
that's crazy did you ever hear about the one two um I don't remember what town it was but they were
hosting the Super Bowl and they basically sent everybody in their registry who had uh felony
warrants said basically you want free Super Bowl tickets come pick them up and so they
so everybody's like yeah I'm gonna go to the Super Bowl so they go go and they all get arrested
pretty much my thing is how did police get away with that and it not be entrapment because that's
intentionally lying to people like I know that there is wiggle room in gray areas but I don't
understand that oh I don't either I mean where is the line there's a lot of sting operations you
know what these people are doing isn't right and I'm not saying that it is but there's a lot of
sting operations where you're sitting here going man you know it does look like entrapment um one
being you know when they do the bait cars and things like that I'm not saying I'm not saying
everybody's gonna go around stealing cars but when you leave the door open and leave it running
with the keys in it you know aren't you entraping people into trying to you know like oh that's
an easy target I mean even if you have the I don't know it's a whole discussion there all right man
I think you're gonna maybe appreciate this a little bit because it's an inside joke
between us but you'll just have to hear the names of the people when I'm reading it okay
so this next one this 12 year old named jasmine got into a relationship with a guy who truly believed
he was a werewolf uh the guy's name was Jeremy and he legitimately believed he was a werewolf
and together Jeremy and jasmine killed jasmine's entire family um jasmine started seeing jeremy
who was 11 years older than her this is when her parents began to realize a change in jasmine's
behavior they decided to not let jasmine see Jeremy anymore as they should because that's
little rape and incest within its sick which is when jasmine devised a plan to get rid of her
family so that her and jeremy could finally be together they followed through with the plan
leading jasmine to spend 10 years in prison before she was released um and jeremy was uh sentenced
to life in prison so that's wild man yeah that is what I've heard of stuff like that um what's crazy
to me is the fact that you be murdering or conspiring or conspiring to murder and things and you get
like 10 years um you'll you'll watch some of these shows and it's like yeah brutal murder and everything
and it's like oh yeah they'll be eligible for parole next year and it's like you know I thought
you got sentenced to life yes you have the opportunity to parole but you know if if it's life with
parole I mean you could be getting out in like 20 years but I mean the girl was 12 like so I mean
she fully didn't understand what she was doing I don't think she did oh and I do believe that
you need to give kids a chance because in our country unfortunately they do be locking up kids
for life that probably shouldn't be you know you make mistakes as a kid but um I don't know there's
there's a lot of weird stuff with our judicial system but that's a crazy story too yeah but uh
we knew a guy named Jeremy and that sounds like something he would do man that sounds like something
he would do yes it does that guy was very very interesting um he even faked being a marine
that was even more interesting all right uh last one a former member of romania's parliament was
sentenced uh to two years in prison for attempting to bribe voters with chicken uh apparently this
person was named as the chicken baron by local news they resigned from parliament uh post late
earlier in the month and apparently that was part of his campaign was like vote for me and I'll give
you some chicken but apparently like he had bought 60 tons worth of chicken and was giving it help
to people that would vote for him so I don't know man that's wild it didn't happen here on our soil
because my first thought as bad as this I'm sitting here going so he just bought a a bunch of kfc
and it's like but right so it's probably uh yeah but that's that's crazy he's just like vote for me
get some chicken it was in romania so I'm sure it was probably something different yeah man well
we're gonna hop into our next segment which is the dona hole and I got a game for us and I think
you're gonna like this no it's not about planes but it is about one of your favorite tv shows the
office it's the office trivia if you are an international listener and you have not seen the
american version of the office it's great I love it and Micah loves it too and we're gonna see how
well you know it something else too just just for a second do you know they have so there's like the
british version I saw they now have like an indian version too like an india based office have you
seen that no I just knew there was the british version first and then the american version came
second so it's all it's all spreading but yeah let's do this thing I'm excited for this all right
man I'm gonna give you a softball question for this first one all right Michael Scott got in trouble
for impersonating a comedy routine from which comedian a chris Tucker b sinbad c chris rock or
d eddie murphy hey it's the chris rock bit man yeah don't repeat it because you can't say then you'll
get then you'll get every time that's all I can say all right she did not appear until later on in
the series but Erin from the office what is actually her first name a phyllis b pam c kelly or d
angela you said what's her what's her actual first name yeah what's her first name because in the
in the series or in the episode she actually has a same first name as somebody in the office
and she's like i'm gonna go by Erin so i'll read you the options again yeah i read a a phyllis
b pam c kelly or d angela i'm gonna go with wasn't it wasn't it kelly it is it is correct it is kelly
yep all right next one this one might be a little bit harder for you what is Pam's favorite yogurt
flavor a mixed berry c cheesecake or sorry b cheesecake c strawberry banana or d blueberry
it's mixed berry oh there you go you're three for three man watched it too much apparently you're
definitely gonna get this one what did michael offer to scott's tauts instead of scholarships a
waffle makers b toasters c headphones or d computer batteries computer batteries final answer yeah man
you know your office trivia for sure those poor kids i can only imagine you know you you get good
grades and you work really hard and it's like it's it's time to get your college paid for it's like
uh yeah that's not gonna happen and you like they threw that whole celebration for me didn't say a word
yeah mr scott what you gonna do what you gonna do make our dreams come true all right next one
what is the name that jan names her daughter so what did she name her daughter a athena b helena
c astrid or d persephone astrid or as they as they accidentally mistaken asked her yeah five for
five all right next one who came in first place in the michael scott dunder mifflin scrant maritapalmer
memorial separate celebrity rabies awareness pro and fun run race for the cure who came in first
place a oscar b andy c dwight or d tokyo it was uh toby yep there you go all right next i should
have made these harder man i was trying to give you like some easy ones but i guess maybe next time
i'll make a little bit harder you're gonna have to ramp it up next time apparently ryan caused a
fire at the office while heating up what a a bagel be a cheesy pita c popcorn or d cheese
pizza and uh you just gotta break out and ryan started the fire i think that one is probably
on my maybe not my top five but maybe my top 10 episodes i do like that one i just thought that
it was funny that the white got really really jealous over nothing jan broke what of michael's
at the dinner party party a his george forman grill b his comedy tape c his window or d his mini tv
his mini tv and he she threw a dundee at it oh there you go you get bonus points because uh
you knew what she also broke so i was i might be sure throwing a trick question there all right
number nine which of angela's cats did white kill a sprinkles b muffins c mittens or d whiskers
it's uh sprinkles oh yeah there you go all right let's see if you can go 10 for 10 last one which
holiday did michael have an intervention with meredith a halloween b valentine's day c christmas
or d thanksgiving it was the marocan christmas dang dude you're a super fan i need to like change
it up or something that i don't ask me any questions about after michael leaves because
you know like the robert california and the um what's her face phase i wasn't i didn't i didn't
really know too much about that one that's when the show went downhill for sure uh what what is the
name of michael's movie just a bonus question do you remember hold on it'll come to me in a second i
know it's about um golden face right or no threat level midnight that's there you go man well i made
those too easy i made those way too easy for you hey we're gonna have to revisit it and we'll have to
do some like weird nitty gritty stuff he's gonna get it it's gonna be a really hard question to be
like what was on jim's computer screen during numj
what is your favorite episode of office favorite one definitely has to be episode two diversity day
which it would totally get canceled nowadays but it's definitely i would it's the funniest one
for sure just cool deal man well we're gonna move into our next segment which is what fries my
donuts and buddy what's got the heat turned up this week well really fries my donuts and cue
the uh the sound clip here you can't handle the truth people can't handle the truth you can't
handle the truth that's what fries my donuts i'm telling you people have taken a back seat to the
truth and traded it for people's quote unquote feelings here's what i'm going to go into a lot
of it has to where my frustration is a lot of it has to do with work but there's a lot of it that
spreads into other areas of life as well you can't just come out today and i'm not talking there you
know there's a difference in being a jerk and being a hole about things but you can't even come out
and state basic truths like here's where we are you know i tried to go out and work and say here's
where we are this is the problems that we're having it's like ooh that was a little bit too abrasive
that was a little bit too abrasive what the truth telling them hey this is where we're at
you know i didn't tell them that they were pieces of crap for where we're at said that we were on
it was understandable where we're at but see nobody can take that anymore nobody could take
that constructive criticism and uh for me people just can't handle a lot of the times getting told
hey that's not going to work hey you're potentially wrong for some things you can't handle the truth
of the situation have you experienced that a lot chris in your day-to-day life where you'll talk to
somebody and it's like you're just telling them how it actually is but instead they're sitting here
like ooh that's that's just too abrasive and that hurts my feelings it's like i mean but it is what
it is all the time especially in the profession that i work in man working in ministry dealing
with that stuff you can say it the nicest way possible and like be like hey man i really love
you but like hey i'm seeing like i'm kind of worried about you because i see this and this and
this and this is not healthy people like ooh like just let me live my life why are you trying to be
so controlling it's like i'm not i'm literally trying to help you but people do not want to get
their feelings hurt people want to be okay in their toxicity if that makes sense and that's a
whole nother tangent but yeah i get it yeah it just it really fires me up because it's it's very
very simple um if we put and you know you've you've probably heard me say the same verbiage but if we
put the same energy and how much we get mad and get hurt when people come at us and how we perceive
people come at us right and most of the time people ain't even coming at you they're saying hey this
is where we can approve upon things and that's you know there's been so many times where it's
hey this is where you can improve upon things there was even another situation this was an
outside of work situation where i was telling a particular person you want to know how to fix
the situation i will give you the roadmap i will literally lay it out in front of you and tell you
here's how to do it here's how to do it here's what this person needs and here's how to do it
and that person's literally just sat there bold-faced and just was like oh and just wasn't really
wouldn't really pay attention to it it's like no i don't think that's what it is
and you're sitting here going i know that you know that this is the truth but you're avoiding it
because you're uncomfortable and i understand being uncomfortable makes you want to avoid things
but the more people avoid stuff it just makes the problem that much bigger so i just i never
understand it's to me i'd rather have that conversation up front it's uncomfortable yes
but there are ways that you can make that conversation just like i was talking about with
the work situation i called a bunch of people out right but i didn't call anybody out by name
and what i told them is i said listen the processes that we're going through it's understandable why
these things are happening it's nobody's fault i'm just saying we need to call these out to make
sure that there's no gaps or anything that we're missing and that we're not you know that there's
nothing that is not on your radar to be fixed but see people get so hurt by that of oh you're
challenging me and you think that i'm not doing a good enough job it's like that's not what it is
at all it's you know we're trying to help where you're at and trying to make you know i i guess
tell me if i'm wrong on this one man but i feel like the iron sharpens iron mentality is not used
too much anymore because my thing is a lot of times you know iron sharpens iron and sometimes it
hurts you know when you strike iron or you strike um a metal upon a metal it's it's not a pretty thing
and it's going to hurt and it's going to reform some things right and uh i i understand that a lot
i understand that a lot of times that's reserved for you know close friends and things like that but
at the same time it just blows my mind how competent or how complacent some people are in just being
where they're at like you said in that toxic mindset and you know they know it's the truth
but they don't want to change anything about what they're doing well we're in a day and age where
truth is no longer absolute and people are always like oh it's my truth it's my truth and it's like
i understand that to some degree but it's like no there are some things that are just this is just
the straight up truth like and it's wrong and the truth hurts where do where do we lose the whole
you know life isn't fair i think that's the biggest thing is everybody tries to make it fair for
themselves right of okay i'm gonna make this for myself because i feel like that's fair for me
it's life isn't fair i mean you it's inevitable you're gonna get the the crap into the stick
at some point that's just how life is it's you know there's nothing that we can do about it you
can make your own reality and substitute it with your own how you know i you know you can reject
reality and substitute it with your own is what i'm saying but it just doesn't it's not gonna do
anything you're still in our it's you're still in the world with everybody else's reality and some
things just don't change and the world being unfair is not one of those things that's ever
going to change and maybe that's why a lot of people are miserable because they're like oh this
is my this is you live it in some farcical really want because chocolate factor is what you're living
in and then you get to the real world and you find out man this isn't how it is but oh it should be
like this because this is my reality and you get mad that that's not how the way things are but what
in reality you're living in a farcical world you're living in willy wonka's oopaloo poland yeah you
think you're augustus gloop and you're not 300 pounds falling in a chocolate river but you halfway
down the stream buddy boy that's where you at yeah i i think it's just we're in a day and a age and
try not to pull the pastor card but there's a scripture that says people will turn away from
the truth and they will hear things that tickle their ears so people just want to and i'm all about
encouraging people and stuff but it's like oh yeah you can encourage me encourage me encourage me
but the minute that you tell me that there's something in my life that i might need to fix
then it's like oh i'm church hurt or oh i'm i'm hurt you're offending me and it's like no i'm just
pointing out some like roadblocks it's like people if the people on the titanic knew that there was
this big old iceberg at the bottom wouldn't you want to be like hey dude you're about to run into
an iceberg and it's like nah we're okay like it's okay but the truth of the matter is like no you're
about to hit that and i think that's why a lot of people are miserable man i think that's why
they are because things aren't in reality like how they think it should be and it's like man that's
just the way the world works and you know i i can imagine why i mean you're probably right it's
gotta be a pretty miserable existence to you know have that and to a certain extent i'm sure all of
us think the world doesn't quite right because it doesn't but you know it's again we're gonna go back
to the balance of everything right you don't want to go too far one direction and too far the other
all i'm saying is you don't want to go too far the direction of holding your ears and going i know
that's the truth but i'm going to la la la la la until it goes away and it doesn't or you know you
have the opposite extreme which is not good either so it's uh yeah that's that's really fires me up
man i i guess you know what really comes to the root of it is uh people's lack of effort whenever
you're uh you're working really hard on things on yourself you know while you're on the job
thing this is like a way in left field way in left field and we're probably going down a rabbit hole
but i've been seeing a lot of things on tiktok that's like um don't give your job two weeks notice
because they don't have to give you two weeks notice to fire you while i see that like i understand
the logic of that but how do you feel about that you still again life isn't fair right it's not set
up fair and so the jobs aren't set up fair it's it's just one of those things man you want to give
those people now you know if you feel like you've been wronged or you need to get out of a situation
because you're in danger you know that's one thing to be like screw you i'm never coming back um but
i'm a firm believer in it's a very small world and you never know who you're going to come in
contact with you know again and so if you tell them you know deuce's i'm gone i'm not going to give
you two weeks and they have to find somebody on the fly say a few years go by and you know you
may be either working with that person or that person may be your boss again or even a co-worker
that was working with you that you know had to work a double triple shift because you you know
quit on them essentially or or or hypothetical situation you know you you quit that job you
screw over that person you never know you go into the bank one day you want a home loan you want a
loan on your house who's the loan officer that you run into that person you never know yeah you
never know it's that's what i'm saying it's just small world stuff you just never can trust doing
something like that i would always give the two weeks and as much as you may want to as much as
i've wanted to chew people out it ain't really worth it man because a lot of times if you're having
a bad experience at a job most of the time the people that are over you are unhappy anyways and
so you chewing them out would give them the satisfaction and you know just walk away well uh
yeah so we're gonna move into our next segment which is the mystery donut and that's the improv
segment i think this is our free improv so let's pull some accents out of the hat what do we got
so we got the new york accent one of my favorites i swear you put that one in there three times just
so that you can like hopefully draw it more than more than the other ones listen after this week
i really need to be a little new york um sorry to our new york listeners it's probably uh
uh wonderful to your ears or it just blends in i'm not too sure if we're actually good at it or not
and then the location so remember how we added some weird locations oh yeah at a salmon fishery
what the heck a salmon fishery man that's where that's the location i'll let you start at your weird
salmon fishery that nobody i mean i could pull another one if you want no that's the one that
pulled out hey i i just want to make sure that we're being original here okay but out of salmon
fishery where are we in 1892 in boston mason's alaska bud
what do you know that's gonna be breezy in alaska job opportunity no okay all right anyways
we're building the whole story for video over here all right hey yo you've seen the size of
these salmon over here let me tell you this you come over here you're gonna get some smoked
smooka del tell you that much hey viddie i don't know why you brought me out here to this frozen
god forsaken alaska i'm freezing my nuts off over here well you think this is traded joe's over here
you think you can wear your stupid little hat over here with your little muffin you know your
ear muffs and everything you think you look cool over here with your salmon factory self you and
your little son listen here if you keep talking i'm gonna turn you into a hat with your little
bucky beaver big bucky mcbuck face looking so listen i wish you would i wish you would with
your little twig looking face you look like a rat that's what you look like you look like a rat out
of your mother's subway all right that doesn't even make any sense but i'll tell you this much
screw you your mom must like rats because uh she sure does like my rat face all the time but uh
i don't even know why uh i don't even know why you brought me out here what are we doing at this
salmon fishery we gotta uh whack somebody or something you know i figured we come out here
there's a little family get together with our with our kids show them what we do for a living and uh
yeah you know there is uh there is a little job over here and uh we didn't want to tell you this but
uh you'll be in retired today so let me get this straight after all i do for you and your family
i brought you in i fed you i treated you better than my own godson christopher i buy you i wipe
you behind i buy you snacks take you to the yankees games take you to the horse races and this is
the things that i get listen i talked to mr vinnie down at the at the deli you know he was telling me
he was telling me you're wearing a wire now i found out from uh from old agent harris down the road
he was telling me you're wearing a wire too what are you gonna say about that first of all you're
talking to agent harris that guy is a known rat so maybe use the one that's wearing the wire listen
i'm the boss i'm the boss of this family okay i could talk to whoever i want just because i'm
talking to federal agents doesn't mean that i am anyway suspicious i'm above suspicion in every way
you're the one in question first of all you ate the boss or nothing your wife holds your nuts you
got to take out a love you got to go down to harry potter's greek gods bank just to visit your nuts
on a saturday are you telling me you're the boss you want to talk about wives you think your wife
ziti's so great i spit in that ziti i piss in that ziti that ziti's nothing that ziti has been in my
generation for 150 years you know what i don't need this i'm believing i'm taking the first
playing back to hoboken i'll be taking a last-minute line to a freaking prick all right and that was our
that was our improv so again it's so hard not to cuss there's so many things i want to let fly
but we're a family show and we're dedicated dedicated to family friendly brought to viewers like you
thank you all right we're going to move into our last segment which is our eclair which is our
positive advice i think it's your turn to go first so when you get tired and trust me after this week
i'm tired uh just make sure you're planning good stuff for yourself and what i mean by that is
even when you're really really busy and can't find you know quote-unquote can't find time for
yourself what i've noticed is it's really easy to get buried into your phone or get buried into
something else right it's just like i'm gonna i'm gonna just um as the kids call it nowadays i'm
gonna doom scroll on instagram for a little bit you know with this 30 minutes worth of time that
i've got right but in reality that's not really helping you relax right you need to do something
that is good for you um what i've been doing here lately is i've been as sweet as it sounds i've
been cooking right so every time that i'm just having some you know bad time i'll cut some stuff up
cook try something new and it gives me that satisfaction of man look i tried something new
it turned out good and i nourished myself with it and i don't know there's a certain bit of
satisfaction to that you got to find your thing and especially whenever you're tired and beat down
if you're gonna spend your energy on something the little energy that you have make sure it's
something that's going to fulfill you oh yeah for sure uh do something that you enjoy that charges
you that gets you going and mine also ties into that and it's to take advantage of those low
times take advantage of those of those slow times because those times are uh you know we go through
highs and lows and we go through busy times and we go through slow times right now for me it's a
little bit of a slow time i know it's about to get busier but i'm trying to take advantage of it
and it's weird for me it's weird for me to be like oh man i don't have as much work to do today or oh
i left work a little bit earlier today but i know throughout the whole rest of the year i'm going
to be slammed and i know that i'm going to be working a lot of hours and so it's like take
advantage of those little times um because they're not always there forever so again enjoy your life
rest take advantage of it man but uh yeah what else you got for them today man so tv trash can
dot com tv trash can dot com i'll tell you this much man we're going to be trying some new stuff
here lately we've been messing around with some animations and some different things so you know
that that's not coming pretty soon i would imagine that's going to be hitting the website at some
point so be on the lookout for that but yeah uh follow us on all your favorite sites wherever
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show okay that is something that i refuse that is a side character and all right man
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