1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,560 Trash can presents country-fried rap songs 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,040 and if I don't do nothing I'm a boss 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,440 counting all day like the clock on the wall 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,520 so go and get your money little duffabag boy 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,760 I say go get your money little duffabag boy 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:25,200 this why I'm hot this why I'm hot this why this why this is why I'm hot 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,640 I'm hot because I'm fly you ain't because you're not 8 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,640 this is why this is why this is why I'm hot I'm gonna need some help for this one 9 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,080 you gonna help me with this one oh yeah buddy we'll get it all down on the right 10 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,120 we're gonna do this thing all right yeah buddy roll like a big shot 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:48,480 shavitune dip like a NASCAR pit stop what fresh paint job yep fresh inside yep 12 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,280 outside frame in the trip wide heck yeah you got your jambu 13 00:00:53,280 --> 00:01:01,520 yeah let's go then let's go skater I'm Micah and I'm Chris and this is the Dono Box podcast 14 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:21,680 all right well welcome back to another great episode man summer's winding down 15 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,760 and it's almost August sorry for those of y'all that maybe teachers are like oh I don't want to 16 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:33,920 go back to school I don't even want to think about it I'm sorry summer's over almost but I'm excited 17 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,360 because that means fall is right around the corner I love fall time it's a great time 18 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:41,440 you know I've never been one to be like I need things to cool down a little bit but where I'm at 19 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:47,040 we need things to cool down a little bit I mean I'm ready for a little bit of cooler weather but 20 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:52,160 yeah I don't whenever I was a kid I hated this time of year because you have all the commercials 21 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,880 like back to school get your supplies and all this stuff and you're like listen listen I got a few 22 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:03,440 weeks left um well I guess I mean in Georgia we started early it was like August the third so it 23 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:10,400 was right around the corner but yeah we're so happy y'all are here and um man we got listeners from 24 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,720 all over the place where are some of the places they listening Chris oh of course California 25 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:20,560 gotta love our people in the UK gotta love our people down under uh gotta love people in Singapore 26 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:26,800 gotta love people in India and the Middle East peace in the Middle East uh gotta love our Canadian 27 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:33,520 listeners gotta love our people that are in the northeast and Maine and Boston and Pittsburgh 28 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:39,200 and Pennsylvania and Virginia that has been a hot region for us this summer so we love all you guys 29 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:46,240 yeah heck yeah and even the western part and the the Midwest here you know we got Oklahoma Kansas 30 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:51,280 our home state of Texas we can't call y'all the Midwest though um and then of course Colorado 31 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:57,280 New Mexico even out to California Oregon Washington we appreciate all you guys South Dakota it's 32 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,960 been great so yeah man we ready to get into this first little bit here let's do it all right man 33 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:09,040 is the old-fashioned donut which is a story from our past and what do we got this week Chris so if 34 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:14,800 you've been listening for any length of time you will know that Micah and I used to work at a western 35 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,440 worker store called the boot corral we can't name its name nor do we want to name it same actually 36 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:25,760 saw I just saw a commercial like literally an hour ago for that place and I was like boo boo it's like 37 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Beetlejuice you say its name three times you might have to go back to work there so we're a little 38 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:35,440 worried about that but yeah yep for sure so uh if you've been listening you know that we work at the 39 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:41,200 boot corral and we've mentioned it a little bit in previous episodes but we would do these things 40 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:47,680 called boot camps and uh get it have boot camps because we sold western wear stuff but anyways 41 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:55,120 anytime a new place or a new city was opening up a brand new store instead of it taking contractors 42 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,760 and doing of course they would have people to do like the electrical stuff and the plumbing like 43 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:04,880 professionals do that but as far as hanging decorations or like building the you know inside 44 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:11,120 of it and all that they used employees and so back then I used to think that it was like a 45 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,440 prestigious thing for you to go because the boss would only take like one or two people 46 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,680 and you would want to go to boot camps because number one you got paid more than you were at 47 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:26,000 the store unless you were a salesperson I was working in the back so I definitely got paid 48 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,640 more working at boot camp than I did uh working at my home store I'll speak to the I'll speak to 49 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,760 the salesperson pay it was good for sales people too basically we worked on commission 50 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:44,320 and so they would count it as you sold four thousand dollars worth of merchandise in a day so 51 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:52,320 like for myself I was at five percent commission so five percent of four hundred bucks and sometimes 52 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,320 we were working you know seven days a week so and you know we didn't have any bills at the time 53 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,320 because everything was getting taken care of they would pay for your hotel they would pay for your 54 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:08,640 food if you wanted to do like any entertainment stuff that was on you but Micah and I didn't 55 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:13,040 actually get to go to boot camp at the same time but we both went to different boot camps 56 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,960 and it was fun it was a fun time I mean of course it was work but tell them a little bit 57 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:21,360 because you went for the first part like the building part and normally I would go after 58 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:26,080 the building was done and I would help like train the employees and like help stock the store yeah 59 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:31,440 so when we first showed up most of the time the like Chris said the building was bare bones and so 60 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:36,880 most of the time if you've ever been to a uh you know a western warehouse store a lot of the time 61 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:41,200 there's lots of decorations on the wall and especially this one most of the time they had 62 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:47,440 rather high ceilings and that was kind of the floor design so my main job was hanging the 63 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:53,120 decorations most of the time and then several other jobs it was cutting the lumber and things 64 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,800 like that you know you kind of had to be a jack of all trades but most of the time it was hanging 65 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:02,400 whatever needs to be hung so they would come you know big prefabricated and then there were some 66 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:08,240 that you had to put together and they were pipes do you remember that Chris they were literal pipes 67 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:13,440 and you had to put them together like the like the fixtures uh yeah so like the fixtures on the 68 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,520 wall that had you know they would have like big Wrangler signs or you know whatever the brand name 69 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:24,080 was and um everything was built with pipes so I remember you know you almost you felt a little 70 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:30,160 weird being in a retail store with this big pipe wrench and um you know having to work with pipes 71 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:35,120 a lot and because a lot of the the racks and everything were or pipes as well but yeah you 72 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:41,040 would come in there and it would just be empty uh we would get the the blueprint and essentially you 73 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:47,840 would work uh 12 13 14 hours a day sometimes at the very beginning trying to get everything done on 74 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:52,000 time and you know sometimes you'd go in there and like the air conditioning wouldn't be hooked up just 75 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:57,680 yet or I think the worst one was like the bathrooms weren't done yet in one so we had to use a port 76 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:02,320 of body like everybody had to use the port of body um including the construction guys because 77 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:07,360 they weren't done with the building and so that got really interesting really fast but yeah I mean 78 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:12,400 it was it was an interesting construction job it was probably a lot easier than most construction 79 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:16,880 jobs because it was inside but you know building a lot of the shelves building a lot of the you 80 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:21,280 know interiors hanging a lot of the things. Tell me about the owners when they would come in because 81 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:27,920 this was like whenever they opened up a new store it wasn't just like the uh boot corral I almost 82 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:33,520 said the name it wasn't the boot corral uh just like little stores that came it was like everybody 83 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:38,640 like the owners would come people from corporate like it was a big deal for them to open this store 84 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:44,320 and like yeah it would be people from all over the company to all over the state um all over 85 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:48,400 different states too wherever they had their stores you I mean you would meet people from 86 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:55,920 all over the place at these at this deal we had the family would come in and um you know certain 87 00:07:55,920 --> 00:08:05,280 members of the family were nice um basically there was a hierarchy right um so the main guy who started 88 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:10,320 it he kind of wasn't really in it anymore he was elderly and so he kind of just was letting his 89 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:16,480 his kids and his his wife run it um his wife was I believe in her 70s or 80s at the time 90 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:21,920 but she was sharp as a tack man she was in charge of actually hanging and getting the decorations 91 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:27,440 um because it was in a way it was kind of like cracker barrel to a certain extent so you know 92 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:32,240 how they had kind of those old decorations like there would be like an old tractor seat or like 93 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,880 you know something like that she would always come in and be in charge of kind of getting those 94 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:43,840 antique decorations and putting those in place uh instead of the main you know branding decorations 95 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:50,240 if that makes sense and so she was pretty cool and then um her granddaughter would come but I'll 96 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:58,640 tell you this much the the owner sons were a little particular and when I say a little particular 97 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:03,760 they were a lot of particular and so a lot of the times you know it would be two weeks of building 98 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:09,680 first before they would come in and that's really where the crunch would come in is where they would 99 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:15,280 come into town because of course their eyeballs are on everything so you want to make sure everything's 100 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,240 perfect not just that but they want to be at a certain level of progress by the time they get there 101 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:25,120 so I mean it's definitely a lot of pressure and like those first two weeks knowing hey you know 102 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,360 ownership's coming and they're going to be inspecting all of this and I mean when I say that they were 103 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,360 sharp as a tack like the whole family was they would they would literally be on the other side 104 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,200 of the store they would point at something and say that's a half an inch off and make you go change 105 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:43,040 it am I am I wrong Chris yeah literally I remember one time it was something that was a quarter of an 106 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:51,200 inch too long and I remember even like the store regional manager I and we've talked about him an 107 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:58,480 episode about him getting kicked out of clubs and bars but that's that guy but he was like really a 108 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:03,360 quarter of an inch like he was like that's ridiculous he was like doughnut that's ridiculous a quarter 109 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:08,640 and a inch a quarter of an inch it's like it's not that gonna hurt nobody but yeah they were very 110 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:15,760 particular about it and uh Micah almost I mean you probably could have married into that family 111 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:22,320 the granddaughter had eyes for you my man she did yeah she did yeah she did she would like 112 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:27,440 there was a reason that I was hanging the decorations on their team for the most part I'll 113 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:35,520 just say that and I got coffee in the morning and nobody else did yeah he was the certain he was the 114 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:42,000 chosen errand boy it was probably like a fantasy for her she was like oh you're this poor stock boy 115 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:49,760 yeah it's the it's the the poor laborer in the the rich uh business owner's daughter 116 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:58,640 story uh long story short I was not interested I'll be honest um and so nothing ever came of that 117 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:06,240 and I accepted the coffee though I'm I am glad that uh that you are married to your wife now 118 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:12,080 she's a phenomenal lady and I'm glad things played out for you but you know at the time I 119 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:17,120 probably would have been like you dummy you gotta marry into the boot corral fortune you know how we 120 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,440 talk about how we want all this money all the time we could have been having that fortune you 121 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:26,000 should have just took one for the team is all I'm saying I should have I should have but you know 122 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:35,200 my life would have been 13 mwz from then on out not not yeah anyways um yeah it was it was just 123 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:42,720 crazy stuff but I'll tell you this much there was another side of boot camps you know we would work 124 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:49,120 a lot but it was definitely a work hard play hard kind of attitude that's where certain managers got 125 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:56,640 kicked out of the certain clubs at times was during the off hours right um you you really find out 126 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:02,640 about some of these people when you get them out of town and get them off yeah and to uh people would 127 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:08,240 buy beer and just want to unwind which like I'm cool with and even at the time like I'm I'm not a 128 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:13,600 big drinker now and but at the time I was just like man I'm not a drinker and it has nothing to do with 129 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:18,560 like being better than anybody I just don't like it but they would love to drink and like that's the 130 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:23,680 one thing they knew about when they were like yeah that guy doesn't drink but I remember one time we 131 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:32,160 had literally just gotten done with a day and we were waiting on the regional store manager to like 132 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:37,200 give us the credit card or to go to dinner because like he was the one that was paying for all of it 133 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:42,480 and we were waiting and they were just like drinking in the parking lot and then one beer turned into 134 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:48,480 like seven and by that time everybody was drunk and then the person that I was with was like I'm 135 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:52,960 just gonna go grab the keys from that person and I've got to grab the credit card and we're just 136 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:58,080 gonna go to dinner on our own and we'll drop them off at the hotel but yeah definitely a lot of work 137 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:03,920 hard play hard uh I most of the time you did get to come home on the weekends unless you went someone 138 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:10,240 somewhere far like Colorado or you know you got you had to stay through the weekend but I remember 139 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:16,320 the one time I did go to Denver like we went to the zoo and we hung out and it was great on our 140 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:21,440 off day and so like it was a good time it was definitely a lot of work especially when I got to 141 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:26,720 like the stocking part of it because you had to stock a whole empty store and so that's all you 142 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:32,560 were doing all day was just like prepping boots tagging boots like by the end I was like man I'm 143 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:38,480 so sick of boots I'm just you know we we need to do a part two of this we have characters among 144 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:44,000 characters that I didn't even realize we haven't divulged on from from bootcourral experiences 145 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:51,680 from uh I mean boot camp experiences uh but last thing that I'll say is yes so I would say probably 146 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:59,360 the the time that sticks out in my mind we went up to Colorado Springs and we had some off time 147 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:08,080 right and it was with a particular person and Chris knows who this person is and um so we go to a 148 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:14,000 casino and I'd never been to a casino and you have to think I'm also um I'm also going to divulge 149 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,840 this it was also underaged right so I was 18 years old actually I think I was 19 no I was 18 150 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:27,680 18 and so essentially what happened was um go to a casino walk in there and biggest thing that I'm 151 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:32,240 thinking is okay I'm with a bunch of adults you just got to act like an adult too like act like 152 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:40,640 you belong there nobody will ask questions right so we get around the corner and you know nobody's 153 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:45,360 asked for iid there's no stand there's no nothing it's like oh wow okay so we're getting to the 154 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,840 casino floor but the guy that I am with is just winging out oh my gosh we're in a casino we're 155 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:54,320 in a casino I've never been in a casino before is that blackjack over there have you ever played 156 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,720 craps and then sure enough what do you know it it was just here comes the security guard and he's 157 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:04,960 like come let me see your id and so then we had to show my id and we got kicked out and so then we 158 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:10,640 had to sit in the car for 12 hours and that's what happens sometimes is uh if you weren't old enough 159 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:16,880 to get into the bar the club and you were driving it's like sorry bud enjoy the truck enjoy the 160 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:22,160 parking lot yeah I'll tell another story about that at a different time because I got kicked out of 161 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:28,320 my room uh not by my own choosing but I'll tell that story a little bit later but yeah bootcamp 162 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:34,640 was uh interesting so this was bootcamp part one we'll probably do a bootcamp part two but yeah man 163 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:40,720 I think we're gonna head into our next segment crazy so yeah man next segment is the jelly donut or 164 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:51,760 the gel report and that's your turn this week Chris so what's going on in the world of crime 165 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:56,400 okay so you know how we were talking about Burger King last week and how they fell off 166 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:02,480 yeah I might have figured out why and I'll tell you why an assistant manager of a South Carolina 167 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:08,240 Burger King was arrested after she allegedly served customers french fries that had been in the trash 168 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:14,000 can so this lady was charged with tampering with food a felony for allegedly taking french 169 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,800 fries from the trash and adding them to the container where freshly cooked fries are placed 170 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:24,720 and then dumping just uh regular cooked fries on the top uh apparently there was a disturbance at 171 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:29,920 the fast food place and at the scene they found two women screaming at restaurant staff threatening 172 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:35,760 them and using profanity when the women refused to calm down at officers request they were both 173 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:42,240 arrested and charged with disorderly conduct but apparently uh the ladies were upset because they 174 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:48,640 had figured out that the manager was putting french fries from the trash uh with regular fries you 175 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:54,400 know violence is never the answer but I also understand why you would be extremely mad man 176 00:16:54,400 --> 00:17:01,360 if I found out that you served me uh trash fries like that I'd be mad too I'd be real mad yeah 177 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:08,320 it's really messed up man all right this next one uh this guy was in Virginia and he walked into a 178 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:14,000 local medical center uh apparently he was missing one hand and he was covered in shrapnel and blood 179 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:20,160 he pleaded for help claiming that he had been in a lawn mower accident but after the FBI did some 180 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,880 investigating they discovered that was not the case they learned that the man who had previously 181 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:30,240 been convicted on charges related to explosives had actually planned to kill quote unquote hot 182 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:37,440 cheerleaders with a homemade bomb but his ploy went awry when he blew himself up instead uh so the plan 183 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:43,120 literally literally blew up uh in his face so it blew his hand off so I guess he was like 184 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:47,680 planning some revenge on some maybe some people that had turned him down or made fun of him and 185 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:53,280 he was making a bomb and it literally blew up and blew his hand off how would you do that um some 186 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,760 people are just crazy I mean my thing is if you're trying to blow people up you deserve to get your 187 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:03,280 hand blown off yep exactly all right this next one this happened in Texas uh this person fell victim 188 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:10,480 to a fake facebook post put out by the police stating that certain drugs such as meth have been found 189 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:16,800 containing Ebola the news alert told people who had purchased meth or heroin heroin recently to 190 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,840 bring it to the local police department for screening this way they can test the meth for Ebola 191 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:27,680 or sorry Ebola uh the lady fell for the fake news and decided to head to the local police 192 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:34,720 department to have her meth check for Ebola and she was charged with possession of Ebola I think 193 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,880 that's the most creative like sting operation I've ever heard that's pretty funny yeah that's 194 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:44,640 that's crazy did you ever hear about the one two um I don't remember what town it was but they were 195 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:51,840 hosting the Super Bowl and they basically sent everybody in their registry who had uh felony 196 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:56,800 warrants said basically you want free Super Bowl tickets come pick them up and so they 197 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,640 so everybody's like yeah I'm gonna go to the Super Bowl so they go go and they all get arrested 198 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:10,320 pretty much my thing is how did police get away with that and it not be entrapment because that's 199 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:15,600 intentionally lying to people like I know that there is wiggle room in gray areas but I don't 200 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,560 understand that oh I don't either I mean where is the line there's a lot of sting operations you 201 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,040 know what these people are doing isn't right and I'm not saying that it is but there's a lot of 202 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:31,840 sting operations where you're sitting here going man you know it does look like entrapment um one 203 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,280 being you know when they do the bait cars and things like that I'm not saying I'm not saying 204 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,520 everybody's gonna go around stealing cars but when you leave the door open and leave it running 205 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:48,400 with the keys in it you know aren't you entraping people into trying to you know like oh that's 206 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:54,240 an easy target I mean even if you have the I don't know it's a whole discussion there all right man 207 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,520 I think you're gonna maybe appreciate this a little bit because it's an inside joke 208 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:06,400 between us but you'll just have to hear the names of the people when I'm reading it okay 209 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:12,720 so this next one this 12 year old named jasmine got into a relationship with a guy who truly believed 210 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:20,160 he was a werewolf uh the guy's name was Jeremy and he legitimately believed he was a werewolf 211 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:27,840 and together Jeremy and jasmine killed jasmine's entire family um jasmine started seeing jeremy 212 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:33,200 who was 11 years older than her this is when her parents began to realize a change in jasmine's 213 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:38,560 behavior they decided to not let jasmine see Jeremy anymore as they should because that's 214 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:44,560 little rape and incest within its sick which is when jasmine devised a plan to get rid of her 215 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,960 family so that her and jeremy could finally be together they followed through with the plan 216 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:54,960 leading jasmine to spend 10 years in prison before she was released um and jeremy was uh sentenced 217 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:02,560 to life in prison so that's wild man yeah that is what I've heard of stuff like that um what's crazy 218 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:09,120 to me is the fact that you be murdering or conspiring or conspiring to murder and things and you get 219 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:14,800 like 10 years um you'll you'll watch some of these shows and it's like yeah brutal murder and everything 220 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,040 and it's like oh yeah they'll be eligible for parole next year and it's like you know I thought 221 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:24,800 you got sentenced to life yes you have the opportunity to parole but you know if if it's life with 222 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:30,720 parole I mean you could be getting out in like 20 years but I mean the girl was 12 like so I mean 223 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:35,840 she fully didn't understand what she was doing I don't think she did oh and I do believe that 224 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,720 you need to give kids a chance because in our country unfortunately they do be locking up kids 225 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:48,000 for life that probably shouldn't be you know you make mistakes as a kid but um I don't know there's 226 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,760 there's a lot of weird stuff with our judicial system but that's a crazy story too yeah but uh 227 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:59,440 we knew a guy named Jeremy and that sounds like something he would do man that sounds like something 228 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:07,280 he would do yes it does that guy was very very interesting um he even faked being a marine 229 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:13,280 that was even more interesting all right uh last one a former member of romania's parliament was 230 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:21,120 sentenced uh to two years in prison for attempting to bribe voters with chicken uh apparently this 231 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:27,920 person was named as the chicken baron by local news they resigned from parliament uh post late 232 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:33,600 earlier in the month and apparently that was part of his campaign was like vote for me and I'll give 233 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:41,040 you some chicken but apparently like he had bought 60 tons worth of chicken and was giving it help 234 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:48,160 to people that would vote for him so I don't know man that's wild it didn't happen here on our soil 235 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:53,360 because my first thought as bad as this I'm sitting here going so he just bought a a bunch of kfc 236 00:22:53,360 --> 00:23:03,280 and it's like but right so it's probably uh yeah but that's that's crazy he's just like vote for me 237 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:09,600 get some chicken it was in romania so I'm sure it was probably something different yeah man well 238 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,880 we're gonna hop into our next segment which is the dona hole and I got a game for us and I think 239 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:20,560 you're gonna like this no it's not about planes but it is about one of your favorite tv shows the 240 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:26,560 office it's the office trivia if you are an international listener and you have not seen the 241 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:32,720 american version of the office it's great I love it and Micah loves it too and we're gonna see how 242 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,040 well you know it something else too just just for a second do you know they have so there's like the 243 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:43,920 british version I saw they now have like an indian version too like an india based office have you 244 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,400 seen that no I just knew there was the british version first and then the american version came 245 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,880 second so it's all it's all spreading but yeah let's do this thing I'm excited for this all right 246 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:58,960 man I'm gonna give you a softball question for this first one all right Michael Scott got in trouble 247 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:07,840 for impersonating a comedy routine from which comedian a chris Tucker b sinbad c chris rock or 248 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:14,720 d eddie murphy hey it's the chris rock bit man yeah don't repeat it because you can't say then you'll 249 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:22,800 get then you'll get every time that's all I can say all right she did not appear until later on in 250 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:33,360 the series but Erin from the office what is actually her first name a phyllis b pam c kelly or d 251 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:38,720 angela you said what's her what's her actual first name yeah what's her first name because in the 252 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:45,120 in the series or in the episode she actually has a same first name as somebody in the office 253 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:52,000 and she's like i'm gonna go by Erin so i'll read you the options again yeah i read a a phyllis 254 00:24:52,560 --> 00:25:02,000 b pam c kelly or d angela i'm gonna go with wasn't it wasn't it kelly it is it is correct it is kelly 255 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,640 yep all right next one this one might be a little bit harder for you what is Pam's favorite yogurt 256 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:18,480 flavor a mixed berry c cheesecake or sorry b cheesecake c strawberry banana or d blueberry 257 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:24,480 it's mixed berry oh there you go you're three for three man watched it too much apparently you're 258 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:32,640 definitely gonna get this one what did michael offer to scott's tauts instead of scholarships a 259 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:41,280 waffle makers b toasters c headphones or d computer batteries computer batteries final answer yeah man 260 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,640 you know your office trivia for sure those poor kids i can only imagine you know you you get good 261 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,920 grades and you work really hard and it's like it's it's time to get your college paid for it's like 262 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:58,560 uh yeah that's not gonna happen and you like they threw that whole celebration for me didn't say a word 263 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:06,880 yeah mr scott what you gonna do what you gonna do make our dreams come true all right next one 264 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:15,680 what is the name that jan names her daughter so what did she name her daughter a athena b helena 265 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:24,720 c astrid or d persephone astrid or as they as they accidentally mistaken asked her yeah five for 266 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:32,720 five all right next one who came in first place in the michael scott dunder mifflin scrant maritapalmer 267 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:39,760 memorial separate celebrity rabies awareness pro and fun run race for the cure who came in first 268 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:50,880 place a oscar b andy c dwight or d tokyo it was uh toby yep there you go all right next i should 269 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,760 have made these harder man i was trying to give you like some easy ones but i guess maybe next time 270 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,760 i'll make a little bit harder you're gonna have to ramp it up next time apparently ryan caused a 271 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:07,200 fire at the office while heating up what a a bagel be a cheesy pita c popcorn or d cheese 272 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:13,360 pizza and uh you just gotta break out and ryan started the fire i think that one is probably 273 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:19,120 on my maybe not my top five but maybe my top 10 episodes i do like that one i just thought that 274 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:25,280 it was funny that the white got really really jealous over nothing jan broke what of michael's 275 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:34,000 at the dinner party party a his george forman grill b his comedy tape c his window or d his mini tv 276 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,320 his mini tv and he she threw a dundee at it oh there you go you get bonus points because uh 277 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:46,960 you knew what she also broke so i was i might be sure throwing a trick question there all right 278 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:56,240 number nine which of angela's cats did white kill a sprinkles b muffins c mittens or d whiskers 279 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:04,400 it's uh sprinkles oh yeah there you go all right let's see if you can go 10 for 10 last one which 280 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:12,160 holiday did michael have an intervention with meredith a halloween b valentine's day c christmas 281 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:18,480 or d thanksgiving it was the marocan christmas dang dude you're a super fan i need to like change 282 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:23,600 it up or something that i don't ask me any questions about after michael leaves because 283 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:30,080 you know like the robert california and the um what's her face phase i wasn't i didn't i didn't 284 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:36,240 really know too much about that one that's when the show went downhill for sure uh what what is the 285 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:41,600 name of michael's movie just a bonus question do you remember hold on it'll come to me in a second i 286 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:48,160 know it's about um golden face right or no threat level midnight that's there you go man well i made 287 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,520 those too easy i made those way too easy for you hey we're gonna have to revisit it and we'll have to 288 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,480 do some like weird nitty gritty stuff he's gonna get it it's gonna be a really hard question to be 289 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:04,880 like what was on jim's computer screen during numj 290 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:09,280 what is your favorite episode of office favorite one definitely has to be episode two diversity day 291 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:15,600 which it would totally get canceled nowadays but it's definitely i would it's the funniest one 292 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,880 for sure just cool deal man well we're gonna move into our next segment which is what fries my 293 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,680 donuts and buddy what's got the heat turned up this week well really fries my donuts and cue 294 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,160 the uh the sound clip here you can't handle the truth people can't handle the truth you can't 295 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:39,920 handle the truth that's what fries my donuts i'm telling you people have taken a back seat to the 296 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:46,160 truth and traded it for people's quote unquote feelings here's what i'm going to go into a lot 297 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,280 of it has to where my frustration is a lot of it has to do with work but there's a lot of it that 298 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:58,880 spreads into other areas of life as well you can't just come out today and i'm not talking there you 299 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,680 know there's a difference in being a jerk and being a hole about things but you can't even come out 300 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:09,120 and state basic truths like here's where we are you know i tried to go out and work and say here's 301 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:15,600 where we are this is the problems that we're having it's like ooh that was a little bit too abrasive 302 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,920 that was a little bit too abrasive what the truth telling them hey this is where we're at 303 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,400 you know i didn't tell them that they were pieces of crap for where we're at said that we were on 304 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,560 it was understandable where we're at but see nobody can take that anymore nobody could take 305 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:36,080 that constructive criticism and uh for me people just can't handle a lot of the times getting told 306 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:41,760 hey that's not going to work hey you're potentially wrong for some things you can't handle the truth 307 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:46,560 of the situation have you experienced that a lot chris in your day-to-day life where you'll talk to 308 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:52,080 somebody and it's like you're just telling them how it actually is but instead they're sitting here 309 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:58,240 like ooh that's that's just too abrasive and that hurts my feelings it's like i mean but it is what 310 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:03,760 it is all the time especially in the profession that i work in man working in ministry dealing 311 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:09,840 with that stuff you can say it the nicest way possible and like be like hey man i really love 312 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,320 you but like hey i'm seeing like i'm kind of worried about you because i see this and this and 313 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,760 this and this is not healthy people like ooh like just let me live my life why are you trying to be 314 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,880 so controlling it's like i'm not i'm literally trying to help you but people do not want to get 315 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:31,920 their feelings hurt people want to be okay in their toxicity if that makes sense and that's a 316 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:38,800 whole nother tangent but yeah i get it yeah it just it really fires me up because it's it's very 317 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:44,880 very simple um if we put and you know you've you've probably heard me say the same verbiage but if we 318 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:52,240 put the same energy and how much we get mad and get hurt when people come at us and how we perceive 319 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,360 people come at us right and most of the time people ain't even coming at you they're saying hey this 320 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:03,360 is where we can approve upon things and that's you know there's been so many times where it's 321 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,560 hey this is where you can improve upon things there was even another situation this was an 322 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,880 outside of work situation where i was telling a particular person you want to know how to fix 323 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:17,440 the situation i will give you the roadmap i will literally lay it out in front of you and tell you 324 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:22,560 here's how to do it here's how to do it here's what this person needs and here's how to do it 325 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:28,080 and that person's literally just sat there bold-faced and just was like oh and just wasn't really 326 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,560 wouldn't really pay attention to it it's like no i don't think that's what it is 327 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:39,360 and you're sitting here going i know that you know that this is the truth but you're avoiding it 328 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:46,320 because you're uncomfortable and i understand being uncomfortable makes you want to avoid things 329 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:53,360 but the more people avoid stuff it just makes the problem that much bigger so i just i never 330 00:32:53,360 --> 00:33:00,400 understand it's to me i'd rather have that conversation up front it's uncomfortable yes 331 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,000 but there are ways that you can make that conversation just like i was talking about with 332 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,960 the work situation i called a bunch of people out right but i didn't call anybody out by name 333 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,520 and what i told them is i said listen the processes that we're going through it's understandable why 334 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,240 these things are happening it's nobody's fault i'm just saying we need to call these out to make 335 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,960 sure that there's no gaps or anything that we're missing and that we're not you know that there's 336 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:29,200 nothing that is not on your radar to be fixed but see people get so hurt by that of oh you're 337 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,080 challenging me and you think that i'm not doing a good enough job it's like that's not what it is 338 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:40,480 at all it's you know we're trying to help where you're at and trying to make you know i i guess 339 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:46,000 tell me if i'm wrong on this one man but i feel like the iron sharpens iron mentality is not used 340 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:52,000 too much anymore because my thing is a lot of times you know iron sharpens iron and sometimes it 341 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,360 hurts you know when you strike iron or you strike um a metal upon a metal it's it's not a pretty thing 342 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:05,360 and it's going to hurt and it's going to reform some things right and uh i i understand that a lot 343 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:11,200 i understand that a lot of times that's reserved for you know close friends and things like that but 344 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:18,320 at the same time it just blows my mind how competent or how complacent some people are in just being 345 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:25,360 where they're at like you said in that toxic mindset and you know they know it's the truth 346 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,240 but they don't want to change anything about what they're doing well we're in a day and age where 347 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:37,360 truth is no longer absolute and people are always like oh it's my truth it's my truth and it's like 348 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:44,240 i understand that to some degree but it's like no there are some things that are just this is just 349 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:51,120 the straight up truth like and it's wrong and the truth hurts where do where do we lose the whole 350 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:57,360 you know life isn't fair i think that's the biggest thing is everybody tries to make it fair for 351 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,320 themselves right of okay i'm gonna make this for myself because i feel like that's fair for me 352 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:09,040 it's life isn't fair i mean you it's inevitable you're gonna get the the crap into the stick 353 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,800 at some point that's just how life is it's you know there's nothing that we can do about it you 354 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:21,680 can make your own reality and substitute it with your own how you know i you know you can reject 355 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,000 reality and substitute it with your own is what i'm saying but it just doesn't it's not gonna do 356 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,960 anything you're still in our it's you're still in the world with everybody else's reality and some 357 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,280 things just don't change and the world being unfair is not one of those things that's ever 358 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,120 going to change and maybe that's why a lot of people are miserable because they're like oh this 359 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:44,160 is my this is you live it in some farcical really want because chocolate factor is what you're living 360 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:49,760 in and then you get to the real world and you find out man this isn't how it is but oh it should be 361 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,640 like this because this is my reality and you get mad that that's not how the way things are but what 362 00:35:54,640 --> 00:36:00,480 in reality you're living in a farcical world you're living in willy wonka's oopaloo poland yeah you 363 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,280 think you're augustus gloop and you're not 300 pounds falling in a chocolate river but you halfway 364 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:11,600 down the stream buddy boy that's where you at yeah i i think it's just we're in a day and a age and 365 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:18,000 try not to pull the pastor card but there's a scripture that says people will turn away from 366 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,680 the truth and they will hear things that tickle their ears so people just want to and i'm all about 367 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:30,480 encouraging people and stuff but it's like oh yeah you can encourage me encourage me encourage me 368 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,360 but the minute that you tell me that there's something in my life that i might need to fix 369 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:41,600 then it's like oh i'm church hurt or oh i'm i'm hurt you're offending me and it's like no i'm just 370 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:48,000 pointing out some like roadblocks it's like people if the people on the titanic knew that there was 371 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,320 this big old iceberg at the bottom wouldn't you want to be like hey dude you're about to run into 372 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:58,480 an iceberg and it's like nah we're okay like it's okay but the truth of the matter is like no you're 373 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,800 about to hit that and i think that's why a lot of people are miserable man i think that's why 374 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:09,360 they are because things aren't in reality like how they think it should be and it's like man that's 375 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:15,760 just the way the world works and you know i i can imagine why i mean you're probably right it's 376 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:22,560 gotta be a pretty miserable existence to you know have that and to a certain extent i'm sure all of 377 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:30,160 us think the world doesn't quite right because it doesn't but you know it's again we're gonna go back 378 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,840 to the balance of everything right you don't want to go too far one direction and too far the other 379 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:41,840 all i'm saying is you don't want to go too far the direction of holding your ears and going i know 380 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:48,560 that's the truth but i'm going to la la la la la until it goes away and it doesn't or you know you 381 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:55,120 have the opposite extreme which is not good either so it's uh yeah that's that's really fires me up 382 00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,480 man i i guess you know what really comes to the root of it is uh people's lack of effort whenever 383 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,480 you're uh you're working really hard on things on yourself you know while you're on the job 384 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:10,480 thing this is like a way in left field way in left field and we're probably going down a rabbit hole 385 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,920 but i've been seeing a lot of things on tiktok that's like um don't give your job two weeks notice 386 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,640 because they don't have to give you two weeks notice to fire you while i see that like i understand 387 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:26,320 the logic of that but how do you feel about that you still again life isn't fair right it's not set 388 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:33,040 up fair and so the jobs aren't set up fair it's it's just one of those things man you want to give 389 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:37,360 those people now you know if you feel like you've been wronged or you need to get out of a situation 390 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:42,480 because you're in danger you know that's one thing to be like screw you i'm never coming back um but 391 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:47,040 i'm a firm believer in it's a very small world and you never know who you're going to come in 392 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:53,600 contact with you know again and so if you tell them you know deuce's i'm gone i'm not going to give 393 00:38:53,600 --> 00:39:00,560 you two weeks and they have to find somebody on the fly say a few years go by and you know you 394 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:06,320 may be either working with that person or that person may be your boss again or even a co-worker 395 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,840 that was working with you that you know had to work a double triple shift because you you know 396 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:20,080 quit on them essentially or or or hypothetical situation you know you you quit that job you 397 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:25,440 screw over that person you never know you go into the bank one day you want a home loan you want a 398 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:31,360 loan on your house who's the loan officer that you run into that person you never know yeah you 399 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,640 never know it's that's what i'm saying it's just small world stuff you just never can trust doing 400 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:42,640 something like that i would always give the two weeks and as much as you may want to as much as 401 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,720 i've wanted to chew people out it ain't really worth it man because a lot of times if you're having 402 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:51,360 a bad experience at a job most of the time the people that are over you are unhappy anyways and 403 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,880 so you chewing them out would give them the satisfaction and you know just walk away well uh 404 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,760 yeah so we're gonna move into our next segment which is the mystery donut and that's the improv 405 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:08,000 segment i think this is our free improv so let's pull some accents out of the hat what do we got 406 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:14,000 so we got the new york accent one of my favorites i swear you put that one in there three times just 407 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:20,000 so that you can like hopefully draw it more than more than the other ones listen after this week 408 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,040 i really need to be a little new york um sorry to our new york listeners it's probably uh 409 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,840 uh wonderful to your ears or it just blends in i'm not too sure if we're actually good at it or not 410 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:36,160 and then the location so remember how we added some weird locations oh yeah at a salmon fishery 411 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:42,960 what the heck a salmon fishery man that's where that's the location i'll let you start at your weird 412 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:49,280 salmon fishery that nobody i mean i could pull another one if you want no that's the one that 413 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:55,200 pulled out hey i i just want to make sure that we're being original here okay but out of salmon 414 00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:01,360 fishery where are we in 1892 in boston mason's alaska bud 415 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:12,080 what do you know that's gonna be breezy in alaska job opportunity no okay all right anyways 416 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:19,920 we're building the whole story for video over here all right hey yo you've seen the size of 417 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,120 these salmon over here let me tell you this you come over here you're gonna get some smoked 418 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:30,400 smooka del tell you that much hey viddie i don't know why you brought me out here to this frozen 419 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:36,080 god forsaken alaska i'm freezing my nuts off over here well you think this is traded joe's over here 420 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:41,040 you think you can wear your stupid little hat over here with your little muffin you know your 421 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,600 ear muffs and everything you think you look cool over here with your salmon factory self you and 422 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,720 your little son listen here if you keep talking i'm gonna turn you into a hat with your little 423 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:56,240 bucky beaver big bucky mcbuck face looking so listen i wish you would i wish you would with 424 00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:01,120 your little twig looking face you look like a rat that's what you look like you look like a rat out 425 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,360 of your mother's subway all right that doesn't even make any sense but i'll tell you this much 426 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:13,360 screw you your mom must like rats because uh she sure does like my rat face all the time but uh 427 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,680 i don't even know why uh i don't even know why you brought me out here what are we doing at this 428 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:23,280 salmon fishery we gotta uh whack somebody or something you know i figured we come out here 429 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:28,880 there's a little family get together with our with our kids show them what we do for a living and uh 430 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:35,440 yeah you know there is uh there is a little job over here and uh we didn't want to tell you this but 431 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:42,000 uh you'll be in retired today so let me get this straight after all i do for you and your family 432 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:50,720 i brought you in i fed you i treated you better than my own godson christopher i buy you i wipe 433 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:59,280 you behind i buy you snacks take you to the yankees games take you to the horse races and this is 434 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,920 the things that i get listen i talked to mr vinnie down at the at the deli you know he was telling me 435 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:09,120 he was telling me you're wearing a wire now i found out from uh from old agent harris down the road 436 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,680 he was telling me you're wearing a wire too what are you gonna say about that first of all you're 437 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:20,640 talking to agent harris that guy is a known rat so maybe use the one that's wearing the wire listen 438 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:27,760 i'm the boss i'm the boss of this family okay i could talk to whoever i want just because i'm 439 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:35,520 talking to federal agents doesn't mean that i am anyway suspicious i'm above suspicion in every way 440 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:39,840 you're the one in question first of all you ate the boss or nothing your wife holds your nuts you 441 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:44,800 got to take out a love you got to go down to harry potter's greek gods bank just to visit your nuts 442 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:50,080 on a saturday are you telling me you're the boss you want to talk about wives you think your wife 443 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:57,040 ziti's so great i spit in that ziti i piss in that ziti that ziti's nothing that ziti has been in my 444 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:02,400 generation for 150 years you know what i don't need this i'm believing i'm taking the first 445 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,320 playing back to hoboken i'll be taking a last-minute line to a freaking prick all right and that was our 446 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:14,880 that was our improv so again it's so hard not to cuss there's so many things i want to let fly 447 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:20,560 but we're a family show and we're dedicated dedicated to family friendly brought to viewers like you 448 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,920 thank you all right we're going to move into our last segment which is our eclair which is our 449 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:32,240 positive advice i think it's your turn to go first so when you get tired and trust me after this week 450 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:36,960 i'm tired uh just make sure you're planning good stuff for yourself and what i mean by that is 451 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,640 even when you're really really busy and can't find you know quote-unquote can't find time for 452 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:48,080 yourself what i've noticed is it's really easy to get buried into your phone or get buried into 453 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:53,280 something else right it's just like i'm gonna i'm gonna just um as the kids call it nowadays i'm 454 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:58,160 gonna doom scroll on instagram for a little bit you know with this 30 minutes worth of time that 455 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:03,440 i've got right but in reality that's not really helping you relax right you need to do something 456 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:12,240 that is good for you um what i've been doing here lately is i've been as sweet as it sounds i've 457 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:19,360 been cooking right so every time that i'm just having some you know bad time i'll cut some stuff up 458 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:24,400 cook try something new and it gives me that satisfaction of man look i tried something new 459 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,640 it turned out good and i nourished myself with it and i don't know there's a certain bit of 460 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:33,200 satisfaction to that you got to find your thing and especially whenever you're tired and beat down 461 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,280 if you're gonna spend your energy on something the little energy that you have make sure it's 462 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:42,400 something that's going to fulfill you oh yeah for sure uh do something that you enjoy that charges 463 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,600 you that gets you going and mine also ties into that and it's to take advantage of those low 464 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:54,240 times take advantage of those of those slow times because those times are uh you know we go through 465 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:58,960 highs and lows and we go through busy times and we go through slow times right now for me it's a 466 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,680 little bit of a slow time i know it's about to get busier but i'm trying to take advantage of it 467 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,400 and it's weird for me it's weird for me to be like oh man i don't have as much work to do today or oh 468 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:13,200 i left work a little bit earlier today but i know throughout the whole rest of the year i'm going 469 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,440 to be slammed and i know that i'm going to be working a lot of hours and so it's like take 470 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:24,240 advantage of those little times um because they're not always there forever so again enjoy your life 471 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:31,920 rest take advantage of it man but uh yeah what else you got for them today man so tv trash can 472 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:37,200 dot com tv trash can dot com i'll tell you this much man we're going to be trying some new stuff 473 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,520 here lately we've been messing around with some animations and some different things so you know 474 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,680 that that's not coming pretty soon i would imagine that's going to be hitting the website at some 475 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:50,240 point so be on the lookout for that but yeah uh follow us on all your favorite sites wherever 476 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:55,440 you're streaming from we appreciate it but yeah man tv trash can dot com go check it out are you 477 00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:02,880 telling me that we could potentially get a danie oven show for real we will not have a danie oven 478 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:08,160 show okay that is something that i refuse that is a side character and all right man 479 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:15,440 we're gonna take this donut box out to the trash i'm chris and i'm mica and this is the donut box 480 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:31,440 my dad give two thumbs up if you want to show for the old smoker