In America each year an estimated 350,000 bars are opened and shut through the process.
We have one owner named Chip Williams, retired military vet who decided to buy an abandoned
Chuck E. Cheese and turn it into a bar called Tappers.
But lately with the failing economy things for Tappers haven't been going so well.
So Tappers has called in John Tappert to help rescue them the bar.
Chip has agreed to open the doors, bust open the books and make a phone call for Tappert
to save him a bar rescue.
Last night John Tappert and his team had a recon.
There was a rat, there was a rat in the beer can.
Listen that's unsanitary.
My wife came in here.
She was a patron.
And next thing you know you have an old biker man in your hand saying I want to rub on something
I can't mention on this family show.
I doubt dare you.
You'll be lucky if you see me come in tomorrow.
After cleaning all night and reorganizing the bar John Tappert has agreed to show up
again this morning.
Let's get everybody in.
Now I know I wasn't a very nice guy last night but it just infuriates me with things
like that happen.
Especially when you're getting somebody sick.
But anyways I want to introduce you to my team.
They're all experts here and I don't want anybody snickering or looking in a type of
way.
We're here to be friends and I'm going to make you some money.
Now tomorrow what we're going to do we're going to have our stress test.
So I need everybody good and working.
Hi I'm Chris and I'm like this is the box podcast.
Well buddy it's another great episode and now I can finally say it now that we are a
couple weeks or removed but my buddy Michael just got married so congratulations.
Thanks married life doesn't feel much different but it's it's good.
And yes everybody has asked me how's married life.
Yeah the answer is pretty much the same.
It's like felt like before except there's a paper with a signature now.
I'm very upset that you did not let me have the opportunity to ask you so how's married
life but that question is very annoying.
But hey it was a great wedding.
It was a good time to get to celebrate with Michael and his new bride.
But yeah so just wanted to shout that out so congratulations man.
Thanks man and everything worked out great and then went on the honeymoon so I was excited.
Shout out to our great state of Florida.
You know we do a lot of general reports on you and I can see why.
There's some interesting folks down in Florida but we love you Florida.
There's such diverse mix down there and we can talk about that later but it's just like
I love just you can have your true blue Floridians.
You can have your country folk and at the same time you can have the dudes from New York
with the gold chain and a little bit of hamburger meat hanging out.
It's great.
Yeah it's great but we want to welcome all of those that are listening.
We also want to thank our returning listeners.
We've had people in Iowa and Nebraska a lot in the Midwest also in Boston in Maine in
Canada Frankfort Germany Singapore Kansas Oklahoma Texas of course California Portland
Oregon Washington so we want to thank all of our listeners man.
We've had such great growth these past almost two year well a year and a half I guess I
should say but we're going to go into our segment first segment which is the old fashioned
donut story from our past.
Now I know all of us have probably done this where we have stayed up for 24 hours intentionally
or unintentionally but when we were kids Mike and I used to spend the night mostly at Micah's
house but one night we just decided we are going to fix ourselves on this goal of staying
up for 24 hours because neither of us had done it.
Well I hadn't done it before maybe you had before but I had never done it before.
I may have told you that I had before but no I hadn't.
I tried a bunch but I'll tell you what as a kid it was really really hard to stay up
all night.
It was really really hard.
Well you also told me that you had a watch that could detonate a bomb in North Korea
anytime you pushed it and you'd be like yeah and then you'd push it and be like yep there's
a bomb going up in North Korea right now and even as like a third grade I was like yeah
I don't think that's true.
Yeah it was a little bit of an embellishment there.
I used to embellish a lot actually since we're telling tales on myself.
There was also another time where I would set alarms on my cell phone when I first got
one like when I was an early teenager to pretend that people were calling me.
That was great.
There you go.
So let's tell them a little bit of how we made the time pass during this 24 hour challenge
because I mean it's sometimes once you start getting it at like two three o'clock in the
morning you start fading a little bit you gotta find some interesting ways to keep yourself
up.
Now I'll tell you this much so what were we I think we were probably like 15 16 maybe.
No it was earlier it was way earlier than that we were probably like fourth or fifth
grade.
You think it was that okay.
Yeah it was that early.
Well I know that we literally I know that we at first we did what we weren't supposed
to do and we watched adult swim when Cartoon Network like crossed over into adult swim
and it was always like King of the Hill first and then it like moved into like Family Guy
and I think it was like Family Guy for a while until like midnight right and then midnight
it went into like anime and we weren't really into anime.
So it was like up until midnight was pretty easy and you also have to think too we spent
a lot of time at each other's houses so we like would stay up pretty late and you know
play video games or whatnot watch TV.
So essentially we got to like midnight and I remember like midnight was where it kind
of got a little hard and I'm trying to think what else we did like at that point you might
have heard in some of the other stuff that's when certain infomercial started coming on
and that's where certain prank calls tended to happen.
Well before midnight we actually called Pizza Hut before they had caller ID and we ordered
a pizza for the next door neighbors and then whenever the pizza hut guy would go deliver
it they'd knock on the door and they'd be like oh wait we didn't order a pizza and the
guy was like okay and so then we would watch him and wait for him to leave and then Rydez
is about to leave then we called the place and be like hey like so we haven't got our
pizza yet like what's happening and that happened a couple times before they figured
out that it was just kids messing with them.
But we also watched I remember we watched the very first episode of Dave Chappelle like
we didn't know it was the first episode of Dave Chappelle but it just came on and we
were like what the heck is this and it was the Clayton, Clayton Bigsby episode which
is pretty that's what he's pretty infamous for and I remember just being like this is
hilarious and but I was like this is really bad we're not supposed to watch it either.
So Micah decided that it was gonna be funny to pull a little prank on his friend Chris.
Yeah something something else that was interesting about me and if any psychologist listening
maybe maybe this is one for you.
I don't know why but there was times where I would like pretend to sleepwalk and freak
Chris out and be saying some weird things just to just to freak him out.
That wasn't cool to me but Chris over some of the things that freaked you out bud.
One thing that happened was like you would just point to the TV you were like oh there's
a there's water on the TV and I was like there's not any water on the TV you're like yeah
there's water on the TV and like you would like it would do me the point like it was
starting to get a little creepy and I started getting scared and it just didn't happen
that one night it lasted for like a good six months and I didn't even find out that it
was fake until like I don't know.
I think it was that trip of coming out to Texas maybe when you told me about the door
tube so I'm not sure I don't remember.
Yeah I think I was in the mood of like yeah let's get some things up my chest because
I wasn't exactly the best of friends at the time.
Well I mean it was one of those things we were kids too so I don't know kids be doing
stupid stuff.
Yeah I also remember that we would like go out and sit on the roof because Mike I had
a upstairs bedroom and so like you could just open the window and like the roof was like
right there and so you could just go out there and sit out there on the roof.
All I remember about that is like it was dark it was dark it's nice I'm glad we didn't like
fall off or anything but yeah we would like climb out the window and go sit out there
and just chill out especially I don't know summer nights were cool like temperature wise
you know I mean like it would kind of cool off it would feel nice and I don't know we
had like a downstairs porch but the thing is you would have to like go by my parents bedroom
and stuff and they would like know you're moving around they make a big deal about it
so it was easy enough just to go out on the roof.
I remember we kept it pretty quiet too because I like I knew that if Mike's parents knew
that we were staying up that late because it was the summer they would still be mad
though but I remember we said we both were like well what time did you wake up this morning
we both said seven like okay we have to stay up till seven the next morning so I remember
about like four six that's when I was really starting to fade you like I was really starting
to fade I was like oh well I do remember four o'clock rolled around and the reason I remember
four o'clock is because I had never seen Reno 911 and I remember Reno 911 came on and I remember
like I was I was really fighting it and I was really dozing but like what really helped
me was there was one scene in particular and I don't know why I couldn't tell you anything
else about the episode but the dude on the scooter leaving the garage it's like he'll
never catch me alive and he was like on this little bitty scooter and I don't know it made
me laugh so hard it like kept me awake for another 30 minutes.
Yeah I remember like we were like okay let's watch let's watch two movies because that
will get us to the time limit like by the time these two movies were over and I remember
it was Rat Race and it was the Fast and the Furious I think either the first one or the
second it was either one of those two.
It was the it was the first one I think.
But I remember like at 6.30 I was like baiting back I was like oh I gotta I gotta do it but
we finally got to 7 and then I remember sleeping for like a good long time like I slept till
like 3 in the afternoon.
And I remember my parents were mad because they were like why'd you sleep till like 3
in the afternoon and then they figured it out but something else remember there was
like those stale cookies I don't know why like the stale cookies like helped us stay
awake too for some reason.
I don't know I guess sugar in the system.
I mean I'm not trying to talk crap dude but like all the chips all the chips in the cookies
that you have were stale because they would keep them in the laundry room like all the
chips and the soda and the and they would have the soda and like these two liter bottles
and so whatever you would open the soda it would taste like dish detergent.
I always remember that our laundry detergent.
I'll put it to this way too literally we would have those for so long because for whatever
reason they would buy that but if you like ate or drank it in a timely fashion then they
would get upset.
So really the only time that I could have it was like when Chris was around and even
at that like that time of the night we had to like hide it right.
I remember like we drank a root beer one time that it sat in there for forever and it was
flat it was all gross and get out and I had to like hide the two liter bottle so that
they wouldn't find it and get in trouble.
I don't know what the deal was with that but yeah all the chips were stale all the soda
was flat.
So that is a that is a story about the 24 hour challenge we both completed it and but I just
remember I don't think I've ever intentionally stayed up for 24 hours like it has been but
it's been like because of work or because like I've had some projects or stuff that I
had to get done it's never like oh I'm just going to stay up and see if I can stay up
for 24 hours.
Bro yeah same here and most of the time it's either been because of work actually mainly
just because of work and it's it's strange I'll tell you that much especially when you
don't have a choice like your body fights it even harder like when you don't feel like
you have a choice I don't know if you're not busy like if you don't keep yourself really
busy it's like it literally fights it.
Just another side note I don't know if you remember this I don't know if your parents
let you watch Fear Factor but I remember they did a fear factor episode where not only did
they have to do like the fear factor challenges but they also had to stay up for 48 hours
like straight and if they fell asleep then they were out and I was sitting there and
just like watching them you know it's just like man just like sitting there in between
challenges has to be just so rough you know like that has to be just so rough your body
is just like fighting it everything's all quiet and you know it's just terrible.
I did over nights for two years and like while I was doing them it was fine but then like
once I got off night shift and I got acclimated I was like man I don't I would do it if I
had to but I would not want to go back to night shift ever again.
Yeah I totally get that totally get that but Jamman we can move on to our next segment
and that's our jelly donut.
So Chris what do you got for us for our jail room?
Since you wanted to shout out our Florida friends earlier in this episode and you just
recently came back from Florida.
All of our arrest stories are from Florida.
Heck yes yeah I just say this I can see why like I don't know why I can just see why between
the Florida heat and I don't know the amount of drugs that be down there too.
I don't know I saw a lot more people kind of hide down there than I was prepared for
more than Texas level I would say but maybe I'm just exaggerating but we do love Florida.
Alright well this first one Florida man in Emerald City was arrested because he tried
to smuggle a cat into a strip club.
His name's Everett and he tried to enter the Emerald City Gentlemen's Club with his cat
and he was refused entry.
He then promptly called 911 and when deputies arrived and spoke to him he appeared intoxicated
and refused a taxi.
Charges included misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after
warning and resisting arrest without violence.
So it was really just because I'm pretty sure they didn't let him in the club because
number one they're not going to let a cat in the club.
Number two he was probably very...
Yeah they're only going to let one kind of cat in that club so I understand that but
that's crazy.
He must have been pretty out of his mind he's like yeah we're going to take Mr. Mittens
with us.
To the club.
Yeah so good times, good times.
Alright this next one Florida man was put in jail after he decided to improvise during
an alleged robbery at the Waffle House.
Oh you know it's going down at the Waffle House.
You know how that goes.
And just going to the Waffle House it's like you better be on your guard.
I love the Waffle House but especially if you go in late that's when you see the really
interesting stuff at the Waffle House.
You're very liable to see dinner and a show.
We saw high speed pursuit next to the Waffle House one time.
Got to eat my pancakes and watch high speed pursuit so that's great stuff with the Waffle
House.
There you go.
The Madison County Sheriff's Office said a Waffle House employee called them to the
restaurant after a man tried to rob them.
The sheriff said that they said witnesses told deputies that the man entered the Waffle
House with a small dog pointed his hands into a finger gun and yelled get on the ground.
Y'all are getting robbed.
Rodriguez that's the man that was trying to do it robbed the place.
Then said he was high and drunk before grabbing some napkins and leaving the restaurant.
Deputies found the would be armed robber at his home where he admitted to robbing the
restaurant of its napkins according to the sheriff's office.
He now faces charges for unarmed robbery and assault.
He tried to rob them with the finger guns.
He tried to do the Michael Corleone but it didn't work out for him.
It didn't work out but hey he made it away with his 72 cent worth of napkins there.
You know napkins can be valuable in certain markets.
But I tell you this much if you're going to rob the Waffle House at least make it to go
right.
Like A. I need some hash browns.
Go ahead and place an order and be like I need that chip chop.
Let's go out the door if you're going to rob the place at least get some food with it.
Right.
Okay this next one Lord man is chasing is facing charges after he allegedly hit his wife with
a Christmas tree after she asked him to help her make the Christmas dinner.
Richard this is a 52 year old man was arrested by police on multiple charges including domestic
battery.
The report stated he was reported to have lost his temper.
He began packing his things and went outside to his vehicle.
He then returned to the home because he had been drinking and it told his wife that she
was going to leave the house instead.
When she tried to leave the residence deputy said that Richard shoved her and then picked
up a Christmas tree in the corner of the room and threw it at her striking her.
The authorities said that he then blocked the front door to prevent her from leaving.
Wow man like and you know what's funny the mug shot of this dude like he has a Santa
Claus beard which is kind of ironic.
I'm just sitting here listening to the whole story it's like now he gets kicked out he
walks out there he's like no no no I'm gonna be kicked out he walks back in there and he's
like you're leaving now then she goes fine I'll leave he she tries to leave he goes
oh you know what try to throw this Christmas tree at her or did it say hit her with it
hit him with it or throw it at him.
It says that he just threw it and then it struck her and he's so it's just like he
full on chuck this Christmas tree at her and then was like locked the door and said baby
baby baby don't leave I didn't mean to throw that Christmas tree at you that's what that
sounded like.
I wonder how big the Christmas tree was for him.
It must not have been very big I mean my thing is if it was I don't know I don't know some
of those fake Christmas trees are pretty light too so.
Yeah you never know man that's the first story I've heard of a person getting assaulted by
a Christmas tree so.
Alright this next one his name is Jerome and he was a dollar general employee he allegedly
poured bleach into his co-worker's drink after an argument.
When deputies arrived at the store video surveillance reportedly showed Jerome pouring bleach into
the Pepsi can while the victim was in the bathroom.
He also reportedly wiped the can off walked away and came back to spit in the co-worker's
drink so he got an argument and poured bleach in it spit in the co-worker's drink and yeah
that's crazy bro.
Man what did that guy say to him good grief put bleach in there and then also spitting
it too and hide the evidence and stuff dang.
I don't know looking from the mug shot he looked like one of those dudes that could be
set off easily so you could just tell.
Maybe working at the dollar general's got his temper shortened I don't know.
I don't know man.
Alright two more so this guy named Tracy was accused of stealing over a thousand dollars
worth of toothbrushes from a Walgreen store.
Deputies said he later admitted to throwing the toothbrushes off the long key bridge in
the Florida Keys.
The moto behind the incident they don't know what it was so how did my man steal a thousand
dollars worth of toothbrushes.
My thing is did they have that much in one singular store because my thing is most of
the time when you go to a drug store like that I don't think they have a thousand dollars
worth of merchandise and even if they did wouldn't you think that he was having to take the whole
shelves with him almost to get all that.
Well think about it too he might have been stealing battery operated toothbrushes so
that could have been a higher.
But do you think that they would have thousands of dollars worth of battery powered toothbrushes
all in their store all at once.
I don't know it's kind of interesting maybe he hit a few stores stealing from them or
maybe it was one of those things where they were stalking and they had a big box of them
or something and they stole a big box.
But yeah we were just in the keys and the long key bridge is interesting there's a lot
of like fishing spots down there you know off of the bridges where people can go fishing
I could totally see where somebody would just step on one of those little fishing spots
and throw something off.
For sure man.
All right this next one a guy got kicked out of Disney World for making a dad joke.
Oh Disney they serious.
This guy had a tough time dealing with the staff after he made a few requests he was
saying at Disney property and at one point the dad joke that he could build a math he
could build a meth lab in his room and the time it took for the staff to help him as
it turns out they took that very seriously and later that night the police officers
raided his room subsequently banned him from all Disney property.
So he was just making a joke but like I mean it was probably in very poor taste to make
that joke but at the same time it's like come on like who thinks that there's actually
going to be a meth lab built at Disney properties you know what I mean.
Yeah and by just some rando dude like that and I don't know just off of some comment
like yeah it's just dumb taking things out of proportion but I feel like Disney's taking
a lot of things out of proportion with a lot of the political stances they're having to
take with the state that they're in and all this other stuff so I think they're in a sense
trying to like nail people to a proverbial cross for something you know what I mean
they're like they're trying to go overboard to show people a lesson I don't think that
that stuff works.
Yeah but to be banned from the properties just for making that comment man it doesn't
make sense to me.
Yeah you know and there could be more to the story where maybe the guy was a jerk the entire
time and like was harassing different staff and they were just like you know what this
guy's gone and that was the final straw but who knows.
Yeah we just never know so yeah that is the jail report so I guess we're going to hop
into the donut hole and I got a good movie review for you guys because there's actually
some good movies that are out now.
There's actually a lot of movies out that are good right now but I'm going to review
the new Flash movie because it was actually very phenomenal it was very good so this is
the first actual real Flash move that we have gotten it's starring Ezra Miller and I would
just be honest with you I like the TV Flash a lot better than Ezra Miller but the whole
premise of the story is that you know if you are a comic book nerd and you know anything
about the Flash, Flash's mom was killed and his dad was framed for it but it really wasn't
Flash's dad that killed her it was the reverse Flash but his dad spent in like 20 years in
jail or whatever or sorry spending life in jail for this murder right and so in the movie
it's coming up on his dad's like parole hearing and they're trying to get new evidence for
him so Flash is like you know what I'm going to go back in time and try to stop my mom
from dying well if you've gone or watched any time travel movie you know that that's a big
no no big big no no right so he opens up the whole Flash point the whole Flash meta universe
and the multiverse and he gets into a different universe and he's trying to get his way back
but he ends up running into himself because in the universe that he got kicked into his
mom's alive and that's the only universe that she's alive and so he's running into his 20
year old self and then trying to help him get powers but I'll tell you why this movie
is great for none other than Michael Keaton Batman Michael Keaton is Batman in that universe
dude it's been like 30 years since we see Michael Keaton put on the Batman uniform and he was
absolutely yeah a stellar he's old he's old but he was absolutely phenomenal man age don't
matter as long as you good yeah so he has always been my favorite Batman and you can
argue whether or not it's good or not he's the best or what but this flash movie was
really good because DC has had a track record of making really bad live action movies but
this one was actually pretty good it was funny the pacing of it was good the storyline was
good it kept me engaged what I really liked about this is that they tied in a lot of the
DC movies so like they even tied in Christopher Reeve Superman they tied in the original
flash they tied in different supermans and batmans from like all of the years and so
you get I'm not gonna spoil it but there are more than just a Michael Keaton Batman that
shows up Ben Affleck is the Batman at the beginning and his Batman was actually pretty
good in this movie it was garbage before but like we've never really gotten to see a movie
on the flash and it was really cool with the CGI just kind of get to see the how they slowed
down the flash and like his movements and everything those flash moves so fast like I said I don't
really care for Ezra Miller as the flash but I thought it was a pretty good movie so there's
been a lot of people that have kind of been on the fence with it I'm like mmm I don't
know if I should go see it or not so well you know I might actually see it because I'll
tell you this if there's any superhero that I actually liked it would be the flash I don't
know I've always thought that the prospect of being able to run you know faster than
a speeding bullet is what's good about this flash is I know in a lot of the comics and
in the animated series flashes kind of a jerk wad and kind of like cocky but this one he's
like more of an awkward flash and so it's kind of cool to see and so I really liked
it I thought they did a good job of getting you engaged on the emotional roller coaster
which is always a big win for movies and then if you don't go see it just go see it for
Michael Keaton Batman because I mean obviously they used a stunt double for you know all the
fighting scenes but to see him in that role and to be Batman to put on the mask and to
be Bruce Wayne was actually phenomenal.
Michael Keaton Batman yeah Michael Keaton Batman is probably my favorite too I don't
know I'm just gonna say it I think the George Clooney Batman was definitely the worst one
in my opinion which one was like the absolute worst Batman.
I don't know that's probably Ben Affleck from Batman and Batman vs Superman.
I don't think George Clooney was a horrible Batman I just think he had a bad movie I think
that's probably what it is.
And that could be but I don't know I just he was probably the one that I did not like
the best my favorite villain still has to be Danny DeVito as the penguin that just if
there's ever a character that matches that's always my favorite I don't know he made a
great character for me.
Yeah I like Christian Bale as Batman he's a pretty good Batman I think Robert Pattinson
was a pretty good young Batman just starting out I think probably I don't know who the
best Bruce Wayne would be.
Val Kimmer Batman is like kind of like mid for me in the middle.
I don't know Christian Bale listen I'm going to take a moment to say Christian Bale is
quite underrated.
I mean the fact that the dude literally you know he's done so many American movies to
the point where you totally forget that he's you know got a British accent and literally
he's able to play that off so well.
You think about somebody like Batman or even Bruce Wayne where he's having to use different
voices and things like that on top of changing your accent that takes talent.
That takes a lot of talent it is it does take a lot of talent so we'll see I was very excited
when I heard that Michael Keem was going to be Batman and reprising that role so very
exciting but we're going to move into the next segment which is what fries my donut
buddy what fries your donuts.
This is a part two people in the airport are people in general really not carrying all
that stuff.
Bro I just got to tell you I saw some craziness at the airport this last time.
I literally saw a I think probably the craziest one was a woman who was letting her kid run
all around to the point where other passengers were having to corral the kid.
Also she left the child in their stroller in the TSA line like literally like pulled
off the TSA line it was like oh I got to get out of line and so literally she just left
her child walked out of line and then cut everybody to get back to the child and got
back into her place the TSA line and I'm talking like just excuse me excuse me excuse me right
like but just full on left her child don't know where she went off to but she was gone
for a good five ten minutes.
That's crazy man I hate that that's very annoying yeah every time I travel I realize the stupidity
of people in large masses and it gets on my nerves.
Yeah me too well and it's one of those things to where everybody's huddled up at the you
know the screens and everything trying to figure out okay where their flights going
and all this and you know I understand this but my thing is where's the confusion right?
One of the connecting places that we connected through was Dallas Lovefield and Lovefield
is not it's not DFW right and it's not huge it's literally one terminal it's it's a hallway
it's pretty much what it is right and so for me it's I don't know how you get lost it's
like you you want to go to gate 32 just keep following the numbers till you get to 32 but
it's amazing how many people don't understand this and I don't know man you tell me but
used to I feel like whenever people were walking and this is for the store this is for anywhere
but there's a natural flow and order and you literally you walk like you drive right you
literally walk on the right hand side if you go in a certain way in whichever direction
you're going you're walking on the right hand side it's a in America yeah British I'm sure
it's opposite left hand side walk everywhere but what's amazing to me is the fact you're
walking in the airport you're walking in stores and people are walking opposite directions
of you and that's fine but they don't move out of your way like they're in the wrong
but they also don't move out of your way then they also look offended like oh man you're
in my way it's incredible not just that but I hate how everybody huddles up around the
gate and it makes this big old pocket outside of the gate have you seen that so when you're
trying to walk to the airport it's like there's this big massive people and it really shrinks
the terminal hallway right there to our now you have to go around this big massive people
that's around the gate even though they could all be sitting down or dispersed a little
better it's just like there's just no understanding and bro I couldn't not I could not be a flight
attendant I'm just saying I'm just telling you I think I would choke the living Wi-Fi
to somebody especially because they're announcing things right like you get on the plane and
they're like you need to put your carry-on luggage and face down because the overhead
bin can't accommodate it sideways they're saying it over and over and over and I just
watched these people constantly just putting it in sideways putting it sideways and the
flight attendants are constantly having to be like this and they're like announcing
over loudspeaker like nobody's listening to nothing and you know it's just it's incredible
to me just the amount of people they're just like oh they're just going to take care of
me I don't really have to listen or do anything they'll just guide me in the right place and
I don't really care and yeah it's just it's incredible to me and then not just that but
one more thing about the kids I don't mind kids I really don't but parents control them
I mean we're on a tin can and a screen tube with this kid you know what I mean everybody
around this kid and these people don't care it's incredible their kid can be screaming
to the top of their lungs and they could be just doing whatever and it's just like they
don't care they're sitting over there playing on the phone doing whatever they don't care
I think also to going back to the walking thing you see people running through the airport
like move out of the way they're obviously trying to catch their flight they're obviously
in a hurry but I've been that person that's like oh crap like I got to get to my next
gate because my flight got late whatever and like people don't move and I've literally had
to shove people physically shove people to the side to get out of my way because of
that I mean and then they get upset with you like they get upset with you like oh what
are you doing and it's like bro I pay attention and understand because if you were in the
same situation you'd be mad I'm not moving out of your way one thing too is like I don't
know I want to say it every time like when people stand up when when they're still like
at the back of the airplane yeah like they're standing up and like they're like they're
in my room that's that's the thing like I'm standing my seat I'm chilling but it's like
it's gonna make it so much easier you're gonna have it to be waiting anyway so it's gonna
make it so much easier if you just sit down and we just go row by row and I instead of
us waiting like oh yeah do you go do I go what what's going on it's like no just go
row by row it's incredible to me it's incredible to me that a lot more airlines have not put
more efficiencies in place to get people on and off quicker but at the same time I understand
they don't want to impede people's I guess freedom and tell them what to do but at the
same time it's it's terribly inefficient it's terribly inefficient a lot of the time and
what drives me nuts oh this was something else to getting on the plane it's you know
if you need something from your carry on bag you better be grabbing that sucker before you
go down the jetway or if you figure it out there's a line during the jetway you better
be grabbing it while you're on the jetway there I've seen so many people bro that will
be you know they're holding up the rest of the people getting on the plane and they're
like grabbing their charger they're grabbing their whatever from their carry on bag before
they put it in the overhead it's like bro now you got a line of people behind you that can't
get past you and like it's not just a line of people on the plane it's a line of people
up the jetway and into the terminal okay it's like we gotta move bro like you want to get
this plane out on time you do this enough time you have enough people do this we will
leave late because of this crap yeah I think that's the thing it's like bro I think that's
just it people don't listen they're like oh well you know I don't have to listen the rules
don't apply to me and if everybody does that then it's not efficient but oh last thing and
I know I keep going going I took a five in the morning flight a 530 in the morning flight
the common courtesy was just astronomically low courtesy is no longer common I think my
friend but my thing is the people being loud and obnoxious on a 530 in the morning flight
the majority of the people are tired they turn off the lights on those flights for a reason
because most people are going to sleep and we had this one we had this high school group
of about 40 kids have you ever heard of hosa the like healthcare student associate or
whatever so like all these little pre-ap kids who thought they were hot crap and they were
sitting over here like are you in about bones at 530 in the freaking morning and you know
there's a bunch of Karen mom chaperones like okay is everybody here we need to take a head
count and guess what it's southwest so literally you get to pick your own seats well they had
taken all the a group so they got to pick the seats first so we had no choice but to sit
amongst them pretty much oh my gosh it was just like I'll put it to this way I don't
normally drink and I don't normally drink in the morning but I was halfway tempted to
get a bottle of something on the way on the way back because it was I mean they were like
I said they were arguing about bones bro they were arguing about what bones and like the
density of the marrow and stuff and I'm glad that y'all are that passionate but at 530
in the morning I want to strangle somebody for talking about that something you know
what I mean and they were loud and obnoxious and crazy it was nuts crazy stuff man well
we are going to move into our mystery don't know which is our improv so we have our game
our bad presentations game so we're gonna pick a thing to presentations each and then
all right we're gonna give bad presentations so do you want me to pick yours I'll pick
yours first and you can go first I need a bad presentation on a lawnmower brand new from
the cutting co we've got the lawnmower 2000 you know what you don't even need to worry
about it because it doesn't turn on it has no motor in fact it has no blades it has no
nothing you know what it does have though it has these metal shards that shoot into your
left anyways I can't say where it would shoot but it's gonna shoot you right in your manhood
it's gonna make you hate your life and that's what it does repeatedly it doesn't cut your
lawn it just makes you cut yourself and ate yourself but I already do that now funny enough
story I just got to go into a side story not that the former's happened to me but I did
have this old lawnmower and the deck of it gave out to where I literally it rusted through
and so I would like run over stuff like rocks and stuff and it fling rocks on me terrible
so yeah that's the word you go all right what's mine the world's worst lamp are you tired
of not being able to see when you're trying to read at night well look no further we have
a lamp for you but guess what it's not gonna even light on and guess what to it's also
gonna charge you three hundred dollars extra on your life bill because it uses so much
energy and it's also shipped from China so when you buy it you're gonna have to spend
four hundred dollars on shipping and it's not gonna get here for another year so buy
this lamp now I'm clamoring for it is it nineteen ninety nine three easy payments three easy
payments of only nine hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents oh boy that's
a deal all right all right what's my next one is pitch me a movie idea a bad presentation
from the idea all right listen I've got this idea for a movie no no no it's good it's good
it's good here's what it is okay so there's a light socket right now I want you to hear
me out it's the light it's the life of a light socket okay you get what I'm saying you get
what I'm saying you know it flips on and off right but there's a life there every flip
has a meaning and I think we need to capture that in our next movie and flip on and off
and once that electrical surges we tell the story of each surge you get what I'm saying
do you understand you feel what I'm talking about do you feel the electricity behind this
movie that sounds like every movie that's made today just kidding just kidding do you always
hate those movies where they put the best parts in the trailer I hate the I hate those movies
where it's like yeah I have a feeling you guys just put the best parts in the movie the
trailer like I've already seen this movie I don't need to go see it especially when it's
one of those quote unquote heartwarming films and they'll put like a few comedic bits in
there and you go oh well this has like Seth Rogen in it or something and it looks like
it'll be funny and no no no the two or three times those were the jokes those were the
punchlines the rest is very serious or I hate whenever they show up idea for a movie and
you have you still have no idea what the movie's about you're like what is this even about
I know I just watched a trailer for it but what is this about it's like that one sharp
tank pitch it was like that that was that was it alright so the next one pitch me a bad
idea for a pin like a writing pin well you see this pen right here well it has a couple
features to it you can click it on the on position or you can click it again and it's
in the opposition it takes about point five milliliters of ink it's got a nice screen
oh I forgot this is the best part of the pen you can it's got this nice grip thing here
so that way your fingers don't get blisters and it also has this nice clip on it to where
you can clip it on your shirt or your notebook or you know pocket you could even clip it
to your tie if you're feeling kind of risky so yeah buy this pen you know Christopher
I like you I like you I really do now I've been talking to your competitors over here
at the BIC the B IQ you know I'm talking about and they told me they can get me 10 of those
for what you charge it for two so what do you gotta say about that well see it's not
about quantity it's about quality these pens just write different they just write better
now I want to know what's different about your ink over there they use in a little bit of
50 40 mixture you know I'm saying I just want to know what's so special about your ink I
don't know I just got this job so I can pay it it's just like bro just buy the pen I'm
sick of tardy that's how a lot of sales situations are they'd be hey but those gel pens do be
right better though I will say I would take one of those pens over I'm particular find
a good pen I'll take them over those big pins any yeah now you find it you find a good pen
you stick with it and then you're very sad once the ink runs out and I've never had one
of those fancy pins where you can just replace the ink so but or somebody steals it yeah that's
true too many people pin thievery is a thing in fact I can't really talk I think part of
my pins that I got probably came from somewhere else inadvertently I don't think people steal
them on purpose maybe sometimes but in my case it's like alright with it accidentally put
in my pocket and be like oops I grabbed somebody's pin somewhere it happens man but we're gonna
move into our eclair positive advice I think I think it's my turn to go first this week
I don't remember it's been a while thanks buddy you're so nice my positive advice is and it
sounds very cliche but just worry about you you can't control what other people do or
think a lot of times we spend so much time being like well so and so isn't doing this
or so and so isn't acting this way or so and so said this and they may be mad and it's
like yeah you know you can't really control what they do but you can control what you
do and I think if we stop focusing on what other people are doing and start focusing
on what we can do and how we can respond to those situations I think our life will be
a lot easier it's like you know without going into too much detail be a mica experienced
that a lot during the wedding it was like oh well these people are gonna do this oh well
well we're just gonna do our thing and it's okay it's all good so I think that's kind
of a thing and that's something that I'm learning is like hey just just worry about you can't
control what other people do and just go with the flow because if you go on other people's
time frame you put in your anchor and sand it's gonna be loosey-goosey and you know you
won't be considered unfortunately but yeah man so mine kind of springboards off of yours
a little bit and mine is look for the signs and people and I'm not just talking about
the black and white and what people are saying to your face so often people will say something
to your face and the next thing you know they're acting to certain type of way it's one of
those things to where you have to look beyond what they're saying and look at the signs
and see how they're actually acting talk is cheap a lot of the time and you know people's
actions will show even in the quiet moments people's character will show out more than
anything and so you have to look for those signs and not just again what people are
saying because that's just a shell and that could just be a part of the agenda but people's
actions will really show you exactly what they want and what they want from you and
if the intentions are good or bad so just keep looking keep an eye out and it's great
if you trust people enough to take them at their word but at the same time make sure
that their actions are following up with it so you're not getting taken advantage of
that's a good word man well hey we are chugging along man we've been doing great we are about
a year and a half almost going into the two year mark man so it's been a good time we're
so excited for all that's coming up and I'll let you go ahead and plug the website tv trashcan
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