1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,260 In America each year an estimated 350,000 bars are opened and shut through the process. 2 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:15,080 We have one owner named Chip Williams, retired military vet who decided to buy an abandoned 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,920 Chuck E. Cheese and turn it into a bar called Tappers. 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:24,600 But lately with the failing economy things for Tappers haven't been going so well. 5 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,940 So Tappers has called in John Tappert to help rescue them the bar. 6 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:34,520 Chip has agreed to open the doors, bust open the books and make a phone call for Tappert 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,960 to save him a bar rescue. 8 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,640 Last night John Tappert and his team had a recon. 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,280 There was a rat, there was a rat in the beer can. 10 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,160 Listen that's unsanitary. 11 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,760 My wife came in here. 12 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,760 She was a patron. 13 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,600 And next thing you know you have an old biker man in your hand saying I want to rub on something 14 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,720 I can't mention on this family show. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,240 I doubt dare you. 16 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,560 You'll be lucky if you see me come in tomorrow. 17 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:03,720 After cleaning all night and reorganizing the bar John Tappert has agreed to show up 18 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,720 again this morning. 19 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,720 Let's get everybody in. 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,720 Let's get everybody in. 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:11,160 Now I know I wasn't a very nice guy last night but it just infuriates me with things 22 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,160 like that happen. 23 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,560 Especially when you're getting somebody sick. 24 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,760 But anyways I want to introduce you to my team. 25 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,040 They're all experts here and I don't want anybody snickering or looking in a type of 26 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,040 way. 27 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,040 We're here to be friends and I'm going to make you some money. 28 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,960 Now tomorrow what we're going to do we're going to have our stress test. 29 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,560 So I need everybody good and working. 30 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:43,120 Hi I'm Chris and I'm like this is the box podcast. 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,520 Well buddy it's another great episode and now I can finally say it now that we are a 32 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:52,120 couple weeks or removed but my buddy Michael just got married so congratulations. 33 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:56,680 Thanks married life doesn't feel much different but it's it's good. 34 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,640 And yes everybody has asked me how's married life. 35 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,960 Yeah the answer is pretty much the same. 36 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,320 It's like felt like before except there's a paper with a signature now. 37 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:09,160 I'm very upset that you did not let me have the opportunity to ask you so how's married 38 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,640 life but that question is very annoying. 39 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,640 But hey it was a great wedding. 40 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:17,080 It was a good time to get to celebrate with Michael and his new bride. 41 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,840 But yeah so just wanted to shout that out so congratulations man. 42 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:26,520 Thanks man and everything worked out great and then went on the honeymoon so I was excited. 43 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,320 Shout out to our great state of Florida. 44 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,360 You know we do a lot of general reports on you and I can see why. 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,560 There's some interesting folks down in Florida but we love you Florida. 46 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:42,080 There's such diverse mix down there and we can talk about that later but it's just like 47 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,440 I love just you can have your true blue Floridians. 48 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,800 You can have your country folk and at the same time you can have the dudes from New York 49 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,600 with the gold chain and a little bit of hamburger meat hanging out. 50 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,600 It's great. 51 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,880 Yeah it's great but we want to welcome all of those that are listening. 52 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,520 We also want to thank our returning listeners. 53 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:04,680 We've had people in Iowa and Nebraska a lot in the Midwest also in Boston in Maine in 54 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:13,960 Canada Frankfort Germany Singapore Kansas Oklahoma Texas of course California Portland 55 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,280 Oregon Washington so we want to thank all of our listeners man. 56 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:22,440 We've had such great growth these past almost two year well a year and a half I guess I 57 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:28,520 should say but we're going to go into our segment first segment which is the old fashioned 58 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,040 donut story from our past. 59 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:37,360 Now I know all of us have probably done this where we have stayed up for 24 hours intentionally 60 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:43,120 or unintentionally but when we were kids Mike and I used to spend the night mostly at Micah's 61 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:48,920 house but one night we just decided we are going to fix ourselves on this goal of staying 62 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,960 up for 24 hours because neither of us had done it. 63 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,720 Well I hadn't done it before maybe you had before but I had never done it before. 64 00:03:55,720 --> 00:04:00,640 I may have told you that I had before but no I hadn't. 65 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:07,600 I tried a bunch but I'll tell you what as a kid it was really really hard to stay up 66 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,600 all night. 67 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,600 It was really really hard. 68 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,560 Well you also told me that you had a watch that could detonate a bomb in North Korea 69 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:17,080 anytime you pushed it and you'd be like yeah and then you'd push it and be like yep there's 70 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:21,880 a bomb going up in North Korea right now and even as like a third grade I was like yeah 71 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,640 I don't think that's true. 72 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,640 I don't think that's true. 73 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,720 Yeah it was a little bit of an embellishment there. 74 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:31,800 I used to embellish a lot actually since we're telling tales on myself. 75 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,760 There was also another time where I would set alarms on my cell phone when I first got 76 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:41,560 one like when I was an early teenager to pretend that people were calling me. 77 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,560 That was great. 78 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 There you go. 79 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:49,800 So let's tell them a little bit of how we made the time pass during this 24 hour challenge 80 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:54,240 because I mean it's sometimes once you start getting it at like two three o'clock in the 81 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,480 morning you start fading a little bit you gotta find some interesting ways to keep yourself 82 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,480 up. 83 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:03,440 Now I'll tell you this much so what were we I think we were probably like 15 16 maybe. 84 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,840 No it was earlier it was way earlier than that we were probably like fourth or fifth 85 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,840 grade. 86 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,480 You think it was that okay. 87 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,120 Yeah it was that early. 88 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:18,080 Well I know that we literally I know that we at first we did what we weren't supposed 89 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:24,120 to do and we watched adult swim when Cartoon Network like crossed over into adult swim 90 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:29,480 and it was always like King of the Hill first and then it like moved into like Family Guy 91 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,040 and I think it was like Family Guy for a while until like midnight right and then midnight 92 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,900 it went into like anime and we weren't really into anime. 93 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:42,120 So it was like up until midnight was pretty easy and you also have to think too we spent 94 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:47,200 a lot of time at each other's houses so we like would stay up pretty late and you know 95 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,000 play video games or whatnot watch TV. 96 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:55,600 So essentially we got to like midnight and I remember like midnight was where it kind 97 00:05:55,600 --> 00:06:02,280 of got a little hard and I'm trying to think what else we did like at that point you might 98 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,720 have heard in some of the other stuff that's when certain infomercial started coming on 99 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,640 and that's where certain prank calls tended to happen. 100 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:16,040 Well before midnight we actually called Pizza Hut before they had caller ID and we ordered 101 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:22,440 a pizza for the next door neighbors and then whenever the pizza hut guy would go deliver 102 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,360 it they'd knock on the door and they'd be like oh wait we didn't order a pizza and the 103 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,720 guy was like okay and so then we would watch him and wait for him to leave and then Rydez 104 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,440 is about to leave then we called the place and be like hey like so we haven't got our 105 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,800 pizza yet like what's happening and that happened a couple times before they figured 106 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,800 out that it was just kids messing with them. 107 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:47,440 But we also watched I remember we watched the very first episode of Dave Chappelle like 108 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,640 we didn't know it was the first episode of Dave Chappelle but it just came on and we 109 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:57,360 were like what the heck is this and it was the Clayton, Clayton Bigsby episode which 110 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,600 is pretty that's what he's pretty infamous for and I remember just being like this is 111 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:06,680 hilarious and but I was like this is really bad we're not supposed to watch it either. 112 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:11,560 So Micah decided that it was gonna be funny to pull a little prank on his friend Chris. 113 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:17,800 Yeah something something else that was interesting about me and if any psychologist listening 114 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,200 maybe maybe this is one for you. 115 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:25,000 I don't know why but there was times where I would like pretend to sleepwalk and freak 116 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:30,360 Chris out and be saying some weird things just to just to freak him out. 117 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:35,000 That wasn't cool to me but Chris over some of the things that freaked you out bud. 118 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,080 One thing that happened was like you would just point to the TV you were like oh there's 119 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,600 a there's water on the TV and I was like there's not any water on the TV you're like yeah 120 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,840 there's water on the TV and like you would like it would do me the point like it was 121 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,960 starting to get a little creepy and I started getting scared and it just didn't happen 122 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:57,720 that one night it lasted for like a good six months and I didn't even find out that it 123 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,760 was fake until like I don't know. 124 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,200 I think it was that trip of coming out to Texas maybe when you told me about the door 125 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,480 tube so I'm not sure I don't remember. 126 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,680 Yeah I think I was in the mood of like yeah let's get some things up my chest because 127 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,520 I wasn't exactly the best of friends at the time. 128 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,880 Well I mean it was one of those things we were kids too so I don't know kids be doing 129 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,880 stupid stuff. 130 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:25,160 Yeah I also remember that we would like go out and sit on the roof because Mike I had 131 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:30,600 a upstairs bedroom and so like you could just open the window and like the roof was like 132 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:34,280 right there and so you could just go out there and sit out there on the roof. 133 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,560 All I remember about that is like it was dark it was dark it's nice I'm glad we didn't like 134 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:44,120 fall off or anything but yeah we would like climb out the window and go sit out there 135 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:51,240 and just chill out especially I don't know summer nights were cool like temperature wise 136 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:56,600 you know I mean like it would kind of cool off it would feel nice and I don't know we 137 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:01,040 had like a downstairs porch but the thing is you would have to like go by my parents bedroom 138 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,840 and stuff and they would like know you're moving around they make a big deal about it 139 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,800 so it was easy enough just to go out on the roof. 140 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,960 I remember we kept it pretty quiet too because I like I knew that if Mike's parents knew 141 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,200 that we were staying up that late because it was the summer they would still be mad 142 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:21,400 though but I remember we said we both were like well what time did you wake up this morning 143 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,520 we both said seven like okay we have to stay up till seven the next morning so I remember 144 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:30,280 about like four six that's when I was really starting to fade you like I was really starting 145 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:35,360 to fade I was like oh well I do remember four o'clock rolled around and the reason I remember 146 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:42,800 four o'clock is because I had never seen Reno 911 and I remember Reno 911 came on and I remember 147 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,080 like I was I was really fighting it and I was really dozing but like what really helped 148 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:51,520 me was there was one scene in particular and I don't know why I couldn't tell you anything 149 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:56,480 else about the episode but the dude on the scooter leaving the garage it's like he'll 150 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,560 never catch me alive and he was like on this little bitty scooter and I don't know it made 151 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,720 me laugh so hard it like kept me awake for another 30 minutes. 152 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:08,120 Yeah I remember like we were like okay let's watch let's watch two movies because that 153 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,960 will get us to the time limit like by the time these two movies were over and I remember 154 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,440 it was Rat Race and it was the Fast and the Furious I think either the first one or the 155 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,040 second it was either one of those two. 156 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,520 It was the it was the first one I think. 157 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:26,200 But I remember like at 6.30 I was like baiting back I was like oh I gotta I gotta do it but 158 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:33,080 we finally got to 7 and then I remember sleeping for like a good long time like I slept till 159 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,600 like 3 in the afternoon. 160 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,800 And I remember my parents were mad because they were like why'd you sleep till like 3 161 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:43,040 in the afternoon and then they figured it out but something else remember there was 162 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:47,240 like those stale cookies I don't know why like the stale cookies like helped us stay 163 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,640 awake too for some reason. 164 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,560 I don't know I guess sugar in the system. 165 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:55,360 I mean I'm not trying to talk crap dude but like all the chips all the chips in the cookies 166 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:59,720 that you have were stale because they would keep them in the laundry room like all the 167 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:06,200 chips and the soda and the and they would have the soda and like these two liter bottles 168 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,200 and so whatever you would open the soda it would taste like dish detergent. 169 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,720 I always remember that our laundry detergent. 170 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:17,400 I'll put it to this way too literally we would have those for so long because for whatever 171 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:22,680 reason they would buy that but if you like ate or drank it in a timely fashion then they 172 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,680 would get upset. 173 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,800 So really the only time that I could have it was like when Chris was around and even 174 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,960 at that like that time of the night we had to like hide it right. 175 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,600 I remember like we drank a root beer one time that it sat in there for forever and it was 176 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:39,400 flat it was all gross and get out and I had to like hide the two liter bottle so that 177 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,600 they wouldn't find it and get in trouble. 178 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:48,000 I don't know what the deal was with that but yeah all the chips were stale all the soda 179 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 was flat. 180 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:54,280 So that is a that is a story about the 24 hour challenge we both completed it and but I just 181 00:11:54,280 --> 00:12:03,280 remember I don't think I've ever intentionally stayed up for 24 hours like it has been but 182 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,120 it's been like because of work or because like I've had some projects or stuff that I 183 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:11,240 had to get done it's never like oh I'm just going to stay up and see if I can stay up 184 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 for 24 hours. 185 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:18,800 Bro yeah same here and most of the time it's either been because of work actually mainly 186 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:24,240 just because of work and it's it's strange I'll tell you that much especially when you 187 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,200 don't have a choice like your body fights it even harder like when you don't feel like 188 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,480 you have a choice I don't know if you're not busy like if you don't keep yourself really 189 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,360 busy it's like it literally fights it. 190 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:42,600 Just another side note I don't know if you remember this I don't know if your parents 191 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,720 let you watch Fear Factor but I remember they did a fear factor episode where not only did 192 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:51,640 they have to do like the fear factor challenges but they also had to stay up for 48 hours 193 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:56,520 like straight and if they fell asleep then they were out and I was sitting there and 194 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,000 just like watching them you know it's just like man just like sitting there in between 195 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,320 challenges has to be just so rough you know like that has to be just so rough your body 196 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,800 is just like fighting it everything's all quiet and you know it's just terrible. 197 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:13,080 I did over nights for two years and like while I was doing them it was fine but then like 198 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,000 once I got off night shift and I got acclimated I was like man I don't I would do it if I 199 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,640 had to but I would not want to go back to night shift ever again. 200 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:27,880 Yeah I totally get that totally get that but Jamman we can move on to our next segment 201 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:33,880 and that's our jelly donut. 202 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,120 So Chris what do you got for us for our jail room? 203 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:43,920 Since you wanted to shout out our Florida friends earlier in this episode and you just 204 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,920 recently came back from Florida. 205 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,760 All of our arrest stories are from Florida. 206 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:56,680 Heck yes yeah I just say this I can see why like I don't know why I can just see why between 207 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:02,600 the Florida heat and I don't know the amount of drugs that be down there too. 208 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:09,000 I don't know I saw a lot more people kind of hide down there than I was prepared for 209 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:14,800 more than Texas level I would say but maybe I'm just exaggerating but we do love Florida. 210 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:21,120 Alright well this first one Florida man in Emerald City was arrested because he tried 211 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:25,280 to smuggle a cat into a strip club. 212 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:31,200 His name's Everett and he tried to enter the Emerald City Gentlemen's Club with his cat 213 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,120 and he was refused entry. 214 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:38,760 He then promptly called 911 and when deputies arrived and spoke to him he appeared intoxicated 215 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,720 and refused a taxi. 216 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:47,000 Charges included misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after 217 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,200 warning and resisting arrest without violence. 218 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:54,120 So it was really just because I'm pretty sure they didn't let him in the club because 219 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,640 number one they're not going to let a cat in the club. 220 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640 Number two he was probably very... 221 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:03,440 Yeah they're only going to let one kind of cat in that club so I understand that but 222 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,440 that's crazy. 223 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:09,360 He must have been pretty out of his mind he's like yeah we're going to take Mr. Mittens 224 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,360 with us. 225 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360 To the club. 226 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,560 Yeah so good times, good times. 227 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:18,800 Alright this next one Florida man was put in jail after he decided to improvise during 228 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,200 an alleged robbery at the Waffle House. 229 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,480 Oh you know it's going down at the Waffle House. 230 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,480 You know how that goes. 231 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:29,840 And just going to the Waffle House it's like you better be on your guard. 232 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:34,600 I love the Waffle House but especially if you go in late that's when you see the really 233 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,320 interesting stuff at the Waffle House. 234 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,120 You're very liable to see dinner and a show. 235 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,760 We saw high speed pursuit next to the Waffle House one time. 236 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:46,720 Got to eat my pancakes and watch high speed pursuit so that's great stuff with the Waffle 237 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:47,720 House. 238 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,720 There you go. 239 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,400 The Madison County Sheriff's Office said a Waffle House employee called them to the 240 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,880 restaurant after a man tried to rob them. 241 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,440 The sheriff said that they said witnesses told deputies that the man entered the Waffle 242 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:05,360 House with a small dog pointed his hands into a finger gun and yelled get on the ground. 243 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,840 Y'all are getting robbed. 244 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,160 Rodriguez that's the man that was trying to do it robbed the place. 245 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:16,400 Then said he was high and drunk before grabbing some napkins and leaving the restaurant. 246 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,080 Deputies found the would be armed robber at his home where he admitted to robbing the 247 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,400 restaurant of its napkins according to the sheriff's office. 248 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,120 He now faces charges for unarmed robbery and assault. 249 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,840 He tried to rob them with the finger guns. 250 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,280 He tried to do the Michael Corleone but it didn't work out for him. 251 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:39,040 It didn't work out but hey he made it away with his 72 cent worth of napkins there. 252 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,080 You know napkins can be valuable in certain markets. 253 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,160 But I tell you this much if you're going to rob the Waffle House at least make it to go 254 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,160 right. 255 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,720 Like A. I need some hash browns. 256 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,760 Go ahead and place an order and be like I need that chip chop. 257 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,960 Let's go out the door if you're going to rob the place at least get some food with it. 258 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,960 Right. 259 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:02,800 Okay this next one Lord man is chasing is facing charges after he allegedly hit his wife with 260 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:09,200 a Christmas tree after she asked him to help her make the Christmas dinner. 261 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:15,320 Richard this is a 52 year old man was arrested by police on multiple charges including domestic 262 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,440 battery. 263 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:21,600 The report stated he was reported to have lost his temper. 264 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,640 He began packing his things and went outside to his vehicle. 265 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,120 He then returned to the home because he had been drinking and it told his wife that she 266 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,120 was going to leave the house instead. 267 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:36,880 When she tried to leave the residence deputy said that Richard shoved her and then picked 268 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,320 up a Christmas tree in the corner of the room and threw it at her striking her. 269 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:45,320 The authorities said that he then blocked the front door to prevent her from leaving. 270 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,920 Wow man like and you know what's funny the mug shot of this dude like he has a Santa 271 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,320 Claus beard which is kind of ironic. 272 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:57,020 I'm just sitting here listening to the whole story it's like now he gets kicked out he 273 00:17:57,020 --> 00:18:01,240 walks out there he's like no no no I'm gonna be kicked out he walks back in there and he's 274 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:06,760 like you're leaving now then she goes fine I'll leave he she tries to leave he goes 275 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:12,240 oh you know what try to throw this Christmas tree at her or did it say hit her with it 276 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,800 hit him with it or throw it at him. 277 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,960 It says that he just threw it and then it struck her and he's so it's just like he 278 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:24,200 full on chuck this Christmas tree at her and then was like locked the door and said baby 279 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,400 baby baby don't leave I didn't mean to throw that Christmas tree at you that's what that 280 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400 sounded like. 281 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,520 I wonder how big the Christmas tree was for him. 282 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:37,360 It must not have been very big I mean my thing is if it was I don't know I don't know some 283 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,840 of those fake Christmas trees are pretty light too so. 284 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,800 Yeah you never know man that's the first story I've heard of a person getting assaulted by 285 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,640 a Christmas tree so. 286 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:54,560 Alright this next one his name is Jerome and he was a dollar general employee he allegedly 287 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,280 poured bleach into his co-worker's drink after an argument. 288 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:03,760 When deputies arrived at the store video surveillance reportedly showed Jerome pouring bleach into 289 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,960 the Pepsi can while the victim was in the bathroom. 290 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,400 He also reportedly wiped the can off walked away and came back to spit in the co-worker's 291 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:17,560 drink so he got an argument and poured bleach in it spit in the co-worker's drink and yeah 292 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560 that's crazy bro. 293 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:24,200 Man what did that guy say to him good grief put bleach in there and then also spitting 294 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,320 it too and hide the evidence and stuff dang. 295 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,800 I don't know looking from the mug shot he looked like one of those dudes that could be 296 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,560 set off easily so you could just tell. 297 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,600 Maybe working at the dollar general's got his temper shortened I don't know. 298 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600 I don't know man. 299 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:46,480 Alright two more so this guy named Tracy was accused of stealing over a thousand dollars 300 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,160 worth of toothbrushes from a Walgreen store. 301 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,480 Deputies said he later admitted to throwing the toothbrushes off the long key bridge in 302 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,840 the Florida Keys. 303 00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:01,760 The moto behind the incident they don't know what it was so how did my man steal a thousand 304 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,240 dollars worth of toothbrushes. 305 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:10,160 My thing is did they have that much in one singular store because my thing is most of 306 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:16,360 the time when you go to a drug store like that I don't think they have a thousand dollars 307 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:21,400 worth of merchandise and even if they did wouldn't you think that he was having to take the whole 308 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,800 shelves with him almost to get all that. 309 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,920 Well think about it too he might have been stealing battery operated toothbrushes so 310 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,400 that could have been a higher. 311 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:37,720 But do you think that they would have thousands of dollars worth of battery powered toothbrushes 312 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,000 all in their store all at once. 313 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:47,400 I don't know it's kind of interesting maybe he hit a few stores stealing from them or 314 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,240 maybe it was one of those things where they were stalking and they had a big box of them 315 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,560 or something and they stole a big box. 316 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,360 But yeah we were just in the keys and the long key bridge is interesting there's a lot 317 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:03,040 of like fishing spots down there you know off of the bridges where people can go fishing 318 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:07,320 I could totally see where somebody would just step on one of those little fishing spots 319 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,440 and throw something off. 320 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,440 For sure man. 321 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:15,880 All right this next one a guy got kicked out of Disney World for making a dad joke. 322 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,280 Oh Disney they serious. 323 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:22,280 This guy had a tough time dealing with the staff after he made a few requests he was 324 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:28,120 saying at Disney property and at one point the dad joke that he could build a math he 325 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:33,120 could build a meth lab in his room and the time it took for the staff to help him as 326 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:38,360 it turns out they took that very seriously and later that night the police officers 327 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,760 raided his room subsequently banned him from all Disney property. 328 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,960 So he was just making a joke but like I mean it was probably in very poor taste to make 329 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,160 that joke but at the same time it's like come on like who thinks that there's actually 330 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,120 going to be a meth lab built at Disney properties you know what I mean. 331 00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:01,640 Yeah and by just some rando dude like that and I don't know just off of some comment 332 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:07,680 like yeah it's just dumb taking things out of proportion but I feel like Disney's taking 333 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,000 a lot of things out of proportion with a lot of the political stances they're having to 334 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,480 take with the state that they're in and all this other stuff so I think they're in a sense 335 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:20,120 trying to like nail people to a proverbial cross for something you know what I mean 336 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,960 they're like they're trying to go overboard to show people a lesson I don't think that 337 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960 that stuff works. 338 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:29,000 Yeah but to be banned from the properties just for making that comment man it doesn't 339 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 make sense to me. 340 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,840 Yeah you know and there could be more to the story where maybe the guy was a jerk the entire 341 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,560 time and like was harassing different staff and they were just like you know what this 342 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,600 guy's gone and that was the final straw but who knows. 343 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:46,480 Yeah we just never know so yeah that is the jail report so I guess we're going to hop 344 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:51,560 into the donut hole and I got a good movie review for you guys because there's actually 345 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,240 some good movies that are out now. 346 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,360 There's actually a lot of movies out that are good right now but I'm going to review 347 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:04,080 the new Flash movie because it was actually very phenomenal it was very good so this is 348 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:10,160 the first actual real Flash move that we have gotten it's starring Ezra Miller and I would 349 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:16,120 just be honest with you I like the TV Flash a lot better than Ezra Miller but the whole 350 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:22,560 premise of the story is that you know if you are a comic book nerd and you know anything 351 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:27,800 about the Flash, Flash's mom was killed and his dad was framed for it but it really wasn't 352 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:35,040 Flash's dad that killed her it was the reverse Flash but his dad spent in like 20 years in 353 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:43,200 jail or whatever or sorry spending life in jail for this murder right and so in the movie 354 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,880 it's coming up on his dad's like parole hearing and they're trying to get new evidence for 355 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:53,560 him so Flash is like you know what I'm going to go back in time and try to stop my mom 356 00:23:53,560 --> 00:24:00,360 from dying well if you've gone or watched any time travel movie you know that that's a big 357 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:07,680 no no big big no no right so he opens up the whole Flash point the whole Flash meta universe 358 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:14,960 and the multiverse and he gets into a different universe and he's trying to get his way back 359 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:20,560 but he ends up running into himself because in the universe that he got kicked into his 360 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,280 mom's alive and that's the only universe that she's alive and so he's running into his 20 361 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,200 year old self and then trying to help him get powers but I'll tell you why this movie 362 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:35,160 is great for none other than Michael Keaton Batman Michael Keaton is Batman in that universe 363 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:42,720 dude it's been like 30 years since we see Michael Keaton put on the Batman uniform and he was 364 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:50,720 absolutely yeah a stellar he's old he's old but he was absolutely phenomenal man age don't 365 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,520 matter as long as you good yeah so he has always been my favorite Batman and you can 366 00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,360 argue whether or not it's good or not he's the best or what but this flash movie was 367 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:06,680 really good because DC has had a track record of making really bad live action movies but 368 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,680 this one was actually pretty good it was funny the pacing of it was good the storyline was 369 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:16,440 good it kept me engaged what I really liked about this is that they tied in a lot of the 370 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:21,520 DC movies so like they even tied in Christopher Reeve Superman they tied in the original 371 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:29,200 flash they tied in different supermans and batmans from like all of the years and so 372 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:35,160 you get I'm not gonna spoil it but there are more than just a Michael Keaton Batman that 373 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:41,640 shows up Ben Affleck is the Batman at the beginning and his Batman was actually pretty 374 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,840 good in this movie it was garbage before but like we've never really gotten to see a movie 375 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,360 on the flash and it was really cool with the CGI just kind of get to see the how they slowed 376 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:57,840 down the flash and like his movements and everything those flash moves so fast like I said I don't 377 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:04,080 really care for Ezra Miller as the flash but I thought it was a pretty good movie so there's 378 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,320 been a lot of people that have kind of been on the fence with it I'm like mmm I don't 379 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,920 know if I should go see it or not so well you know I might actually see it because I'll 380 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:18,640 tell you this if there's any superhero that I actually liked it would be the flash I don't 381 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:25,040 know I've always thought that the prospect of being able to run you know faster than 382 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:30,280 a speeding bullet is what's good about this flash is I know in a lot of the comics and 383 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:36,160 in the animated series flashes kind of a jerk wad and kind of like cocky but this one he's 384 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:41,720 like more of an awkward flash and so it's kind of cool to see and so I really liked 385 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,800 it I thought they did a good job of getting you engaged on the emotional roller coaster 386 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,960 which is always a big win for movies and then if you don't go see it just go see it for 387 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,040 Michael Keaton Batman because I mean obviously they used a stunt double for you know all the 388 00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:02,000 fighting scenes but to see him in that role and to be Batman to put on the mask and to 389 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,480 be Bruce Wayne was actually phenomenal. 390 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:10,280 Michael Keaton Batman yeah Michael Keaton Batman is probably my favorite too I don't 391 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:15,200 know I'm just gonna say it I think the George Clooney Batman was definitely the worst one 392 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,400 in my opinion which one was like the absolute worst Batman. 393 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:25,960 I don't know that's probably Ben Affleck from Batman and Batman vs Superman. 394 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,400 I don't think George Clooney was a horrible Batman I just think he had a bad movie I think 395 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,720 that's probably what it is. 396 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:38,400 And that could be but I don't know I just he was probably the one that I did not like 397 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:44,680 the best my favorite villain still has to be Danny DeVito as the penguin that just if 398 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:50,480 there's ever a character that matches that's always my favorite I don't know he made a 399 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480 great character for me. 400 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:57,240 Yeah I like Christian Bale as Batman he's a pretty good Batman I think Robert Pattinson 401 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:05,280 was a pretty good young Batman just starting out I think probably I don't know who the 402 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,400 best Bruce Wayne would be. 403 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,640 Val Kimmer Batman is like kind of like mid for me in the middle. 404 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,760 I don't know Christian Bale listen I'm going to take a moment to say Christian Bale is 405 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,260 quite underrated. 406 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:22,840 I mean the fact that the dude literally you know he's done so many American movies to 407 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:28,920 the point where you totally forget that he's you know got a British accent and literally 408 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,440 he's able to play that off so well. 409 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,720 You think about somebody like Batman or even Bruce Wayne where he's having to use different 410 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,560 voices and things like that on top of changing your accent that takes talent. 411 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:45,520 That takes a lot of talent it is it does take a lot of talent so we'll see I was very excited 412 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,960 when I heard that Michael Keem was going to be Batman and reprising that role so very 413 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:55,200 exciting but we're going to move into the next segment which is what fries my donut 414 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,480 buddy what fries your donuts. 415 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:05,160 This is a part two people in the airport are people in general really not carrying all 416 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160 that stuff. 417 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:12,920 Bro I just got to tell you I saw some craziness at the airport this last time. 418 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:20,760 I literally saw a I think probably the craziest one was a woman who was letting her kid run 419 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,520 all around to the point where other passengers were having to corral the kid. 420 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:32,800 Also she left the child in their stroller in the TSA line like literally like pulled 421 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,440 off the TSA line it was like oh I got to get out of line and so literally she just left 422 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:43,080 her child walked out of line and then cut everybody to get back to the child and got 423 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,760 back into her place the TSA line and I'm talking like just excuse me excuse me excuse me right 424 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:54,720 like but just full on left her child don't know where she went off to but she was gone 425 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,160 for a good five ten minutes. 426 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:01,640 That's crazy man I hate that that's very annoying yeah every time I travel I realize the stupidity 427 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,520 of people in large masses and it gets on my nerves. 428 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:09,280 Yeah me too well and it's one of those things to where everybody's huddled up at the you 429 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,960 know the screens and everything trying to figure out okay where their flights going 430 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:19,680 and all this and you know I understand this but my thing is where's the confusion right? 431 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,840 One of the connecting places that we connected through was Dallas Lovefield and Lovefield 432 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:31,320 is not it's not DFW right and it's not huge it's literally one terminal it's it's a hallway 433 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:37,440 it's pretty much what it is right and so for me it's I don't know how you get lost it's 434 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:43,720 like you you want to go to gate 32 just keep following the numbers till you get to 32 but 435 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,120 it's amazing how many people don't understand this and I don't know man you tell me but 436 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,800 used to I feel like whenever people were walking and this is for the store this is for anywhere 437 00:30:53,800 --> 00:31:00,240 but there's a natural flow and order and you literally you walk like you drive right you 438 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,440 literally walk on the right hand side if you go in a certain way in whichever direction 439 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:10,320 you're going you're walking on the right hand side it's a in America yeah British I'm sure 440 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:18,120 it's opposite left hand side walk everywhere but what's amazing to me is the fact you're 441 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,320 walking in the airport you're walking in stores and people are walking opposite directions 442 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:27,680 of you and that's fine but they don't move out of your way like they're in the wrong 443 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,040 but they also don't move out of your way then they also look offended like oh man you're 444 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:37,960 in my way it's incredible not just that but I hate how everybody huddles up around the 445 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:43,200 gate and it makes this big old pocket outside of the gate have you seen that so when you're 446 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:48,640 trying to walk to the airport it's like there's this big massive people and it really shrinks 447 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,920 the terminal hallway right there to our now you have to go around this big massive people 448 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,480 that's around the gate even though they could all be sitting down or dispersed a little 449 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:07,680 better it's just like there's just no understanding and bro I couldn't not I could not be a flight 450 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,200 attendant I'm just saying I'm just telling you I think I would choke the living Wi-Fi 451 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,800 to somebody especially because they're announcing things right like you get on the plane and 452 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:23,040 they're like you need to put your carry-on luggage and face down because the overhead 453 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:28,480 bin can't accommodate it sideways they're saying it over and over and over and I just 454 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,800 watched these people constantly just putting it in sideways putting it sideways and the 455 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,480 flight attendants are constantly having to be like this and they're like announcing 456 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:41,080 over loudspeaker like nobody's listening to nothing and you know it's just it's incredible 457 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,200 to me just the amount of people they're just like oh they're just going to take care of 458 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,440 me I don't really have to listen or do anything they'll just guide me in the right place and 459 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:59,120 I don't really care and yeah it's just it's incredible to me and then not just that but 460 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:06,720 one more thing about the kids I don't mind kids I really don't but parents control them 461 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:13,560 I mean we're on a tin can and a screen tube with this kid you know what I mean everybody 462 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:18,920 around this kid and these people don't care it's incredible their kid can be screaming 463 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:24,440 to the top of their lungs and they could be just doing whatever and it's just like they 464 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,960 don't care they're sitting over there playing on the phone doing whatever they don't care 465 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,640 I think also to going back to the walking thing you see people running through the airport 466 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,920 like move out of the way they're obviously trying to catch their flight they're obviously 467 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:41,600 in a hurry but I've been that person that's like oh crap like I got to get to my next 468 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,200 gate because my flight got late whatever and like people don't move and I've literally had 469 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,520 to shove people physically shove people to the side to get out of my way because of 470 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,840 that I mean and then they get upset with you like they get upset with you like oh what 471 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:59,080 are you doing and it's like bro I pay attention and understand because if you were in the 472 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,200 same situation you'd be mad I'm not moving out of your way one thing too is like I don't 473 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,720 know I want to say it every time like when people stand up when when they're still like 474 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:12,960 at the back of the airplane yeah like they're standing up and like they're like they're 475 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,520 in my room that's that's the thing like I'm standing my seat I'm chilling but it's like 476 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,520 it's gonna make it so much easier you're gonna have it to be waiting anyway so it's gonna 477 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:30,240 make it so much easier if you just sit down and we just go row by row and I instead of 478 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:35,000 us waiting like oh yeah do you go do I go what what's going on it's like no just go 479 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:42,120 row by row it's incredible to me it's incredible to me that a lot more airlines have not put 480 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:50,400 more efficiencies in place to get people on and off quicker but at the same time I understand 481 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,600 they don't want to impede people's I guess freedom and tell them what to do but at the 482 00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:01,120 same time it's it's terribly inefficient it's terribly inefficient a lot of the time and 483 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:07,800 what drives me nuts oh this was something else to getting on the plane it's you know 484 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,400 if you need something from your carry on bag you better be grabbing that sucker before you 485 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,320 go down the jetway or if you figure it out there's a line during the jetway you better 486 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,360 be grabbing it while you're on the jetway there I've seen so many people bro that will 487 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,920 be you know they're holding up the rest of the people getting on the plane and they're 488 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,320 like grabbing their charger they're grabbing their whatever from their carry on bag before 489 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,600 they put it in the overhead it's like bro now you got a line of people behind you that can't 490 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,120 get past you and like it's not just a line of people on the plane it's a line of people 491 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:44,680 up the jetway and into the terminal okay it's like we gotta move bro like you want to get 492 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,600 this plane out on time you do this enough time you have enough people do this we will 493 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:53,160 leave late because of this crap yeah I think that's the thing it's like bro I think that's 494 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,800 just it people don't listen they're like oh well you know I don't have to listen the rules 495 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:04,440 don't apply to me and if everybody does that then it's not efficient but oh last thing and 496 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:11,480 I know I keep going going I took a five in the morning flight a 530 in the morning flight 497 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:17,400 the common courtesy was just astronomically low courtesy is no longer common I think my 498 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:24,160 friend but my thing is the people being loud and obnoxious on a 530 in the morning flight 499 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,920 the majority of the people are tired they turn off the lights on those flights for a reason 500 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:34,760 because most people are going to sleep and we had this one we had this high school group 501 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:41,960 of about 40 kids have you ever heard of hosa the like healthcare student associate or 502 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:47,400 whatever so like all these little pre-ap kids who thought they were hot crap and they were 503 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:52,280 sitting over here like are you in about bones at 530 in the freaking morning and you know 504 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,720 there's a bunch of Karen mom chaperones like okay is everybody here we need to take a head 505 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:03,080 count and guess what it's southwest so literally you get to pick your own seats well they had 506 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,680 taken all the a group so they got to pick the seats first so we had no choice but to sit 507 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:14,160 amongst them pretty much oh my gosh it was just like I'll put it to this way I don't 508 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,560 normally drink and I don't normally drink in the morning but I was halfway tempted to 509 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,720 get a bottle of something on the way on the way back because it was I mean they were like 510 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:27,880 I said they were arguing about bones bro they were arguing about what bones and like the 511 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,600 density of the marrow and stuff and I'm glad that y'all are that passionate but at 530 512 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,600 in the morning I want to strangle somebody for talking about that something you know 513 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,960 what I mean and they were loud and obnoxious and crazy it was nuts crazy stuff man well 514 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:47,760 we are going to move into our mystery don't know which is our improv so we have our game 515 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:55,040 our bad presentations game so we're gonna pick a thing to presentations each and then 516 00:37:55,040 --> 00:38:00,320 all right we're gonna give bad presentations so do you want me to pick yours I'll pick 517 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:11,600 yours first and you can go first I need a bad presentation on a lawnmower brand new from 518 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:18,160 the cutting co we've got the lawnmower 2000 you know what you don't even need to worry 519 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:24,920 about it because it doesn't turn on it has no motor in fact it has no blades it has no 520 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:30,160 nothing you know what it does have though it has these metal shards that shoot into your 521 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:35,720 left anyways I can't say where it would shoot but it's gonna shoot you right in your manhood 522 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,920 it's gonna make you hate your life and that's what it does repeatedly it doesn't cut your 523 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:45,560 lawn it just makes you cut yourself and ate yourself but I already do that now funny enough 524 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:53,160 story I just got to go into a side story not that the former's happened to me but I did 525 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:59,560 have this old lawnmower and the deck of it gave out to where I literally it rusted through 526 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,200 and so I would like run over stuff like rocks and stuff and it fling rocks on me terrible 527 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:11,840 so yeah that's the word you go all right what's mine the world's worst lamp are you tired 528 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:17,840 of not being able to see when you're trying to read at night well look no further we have 529 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,880 a lamp for you but guess what it's not gonna even light on and guess what to it's also 530 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:29,320 gonna charge you three hundred dollars extra on your life bill because it uses so much 531 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:35,000 energy and it's also shipped from China so when you buy it you're gonna have to spend 532 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,320 four hundred dollars on shipping and it's not gonna get here for another year so buy 533 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:46,080 this lamp now I'm clamoring for it is it nineteen ninety nine three easy payments three easy 534 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:51,520 payments of only nine hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents oh boy that's 535 00:39:51,520 --> 00:40:03,960 a deal all right all right what's my next one is pitch me a movie idea a bad presentation 536 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,960 from the idea all right listen I've got this idea for a movie no no no it's good it's good 537 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:15,640 it's good here's what it is okay so there's a light socket right now I want you to hear 538 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:23,320 me out it's the light it's the life of a light socket okay you get what I'm saying you get 539 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:29,000 what I'm saying you know it flips on and off right but there's a life there every flip 540 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,760 has a meaning and I think we need to capture that in our next movie and flip on and off 541 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:41,960 and once that electrical surges we tell the story of each surge you get what I'm saying 542 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,880 do you understand you feel what I'm talking about do you feel the electricity behind this 543 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:52,080 movie that sounds like every movie that's made today just kidding just kidding do you always 544 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,320 hate those movies where they put the best parts in the trailer I hate the I hate those movies 545 00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,640 where it's like yeah I have a feeling you guys just put the best parts in the movie the 546 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,160 trailer like I've already seen this movie I don't need to go see it especially when it's 547 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:09,360 one of those quote unquote heartwarming films and they'll put like a few comedic bits in 548 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:14,320 there and you go oh well this has like Seth Rogen in it or something and it looks like 549 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,800 it'll be funny and no no no the two or three times those were the jokes those were the 550 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:25,240 punchlines the rest is very serious or I hate whenever they show up idea for a movie and 551 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:29,400 you have you still have no idea what the movie's about you're like what is this even about 552 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,600 I know I just watched a trailer for it but what is this about it's like that one sharp 553 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:42,000 tank pitch it was like that that was that was it alright so the next one pitch me a bad 554 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:50,760 idea for a pin like a writing pin well you see this pen right here well it has a couple 555 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:57,120 features to it you can click it on the on position or you can click it again and it's 556 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:06,560 in the opposition it takes about point five milliliters of ink it's got a nice screen 557 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:16,760 oh I forgot this is the best part of the pen you can it's got this nice grip thing here 558 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:24,120 so that way your fingers don't get blisters and it also has this nice clip on it to where 559 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:35,640 you can clip it on your shirt or your notebook or you know pocket you could even clip it 560 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:42,040 to your tie if you're feeling kind of risky so yeah buy this pen you know Christopher 561 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,440 I like you I like you I really do now I've been talking to your competitors over here 562 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:52,520 at the BIC the B IQ you know I'm talking about and they told me they can get me 10 of those 563 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,560 for what you charge it for two so what do you gotta say about that well see it's not 564 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:03,640 about quantity it's about quality these pens just write different they just write better 565 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:09,160 now I want to know what's different about your ink over there they use in a little bit of 566 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:14,120 50 40 mixture you know I'm saying I just want to know what's so special about your ink I 567 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:20,440 don't know I just got this job so I can pay it it's just like bro just buy the pen I'm 568 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,680 sick of tardy that's how a lot of sales situations are they'd be hey but those gel pens do be 569 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:30,520 right better though I will say I would take one of those pens over I'm particular find 570 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:35,320 a good pen I'll take them over those big pins any yeah now you find it you find a good pen 571 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,840 you stick with it and then you're very sad once the ink runs out and I've never had one 572 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:45,880 of those fancy pins where you can just replace the ink so but or somebody steals it yeah that's 573 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:51,280 true too many people pin thievery is a thing in fact I can't really talk I think part of 574 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,520 my pins that I got probably came from somewhere else inadvertently I don't think people steal 575 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:00,720 them on purpose maybe sometimes but in my case it's like alright with it accidentally put 576 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:05,080 in my pocket and be like oops I grabbed somebody's pin somewhere it happens man but we're gonna 577 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:10,920 move into our eclair positive advice I think I think it's my turn to go first this week 578 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:19,880 I don't remember it's been a while thanks buddy you're so nice my positive advice is and it 579 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:25,760 sounds very cliche but just worry about you you can't control what other people do or 580 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:31,280 think a lot of times we spend so much time being like well so and so isn't doing this 581 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:37,160 or so and so isn't acting this way or so and so said this and they may be mad and it's 582 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,800 like yeah you know you can't really control what they do but you can control what you 583 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:47,120 do and I think if we stop focusing on what other people are doing and start focusing 584 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,800 on what we can do and how we can respond to those situations I think our life will be 585 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:56,320 a lot easier it's like you know without going into too much detail be a mica experienced 586 00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:01,040 that a lot during the wedding it was like oh well these people are gonna do this oh well 587 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,960 well we're just gonna do our thing and it's okay it's all good so I think that's kind 588 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:11,400 of a thing and that's something that I'm learning is like hey just just worry about you can't 589 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,560 control what other people do and just go with the flow because if you go on other people's 590 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:20,920 time frame you put in your anchor and sand it's gonna be loosey-goosey and you know you 591 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:26,560 won't be considered unfortunately but yeah man so mine kind of springboards off of yours 592 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:33,520 a little bit and mine is look for the signs and people and I'm not just talking about 593 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:38,280 the black and white and what people are saying to your face so often people will say something 594 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:43,640 to your face and the next thing you know they're acting to certain type of way it's one of 595 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,240 those things to where you have to look beyond what they're saying and look at the signs 596 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:53,440 and see how they're actually acting talk is cheap a lot of the time and you know people's 597 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,400 actions will show even in the quiet moments people's character will show out more than 598 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,800 anything and so you have to look for those signs and not just again what people are 599 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,640 saying because that's just a shell and that could just be a part of the agenda but people's 600 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,880 actions will really show you exactly what they want and what they want from you and 601 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:20,360 if the intentions are good or bad so just keep looking keep an eye out and it's great 602 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,800 if you trust people enough to take them at their word but at the same time make sure 603 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,000 that their actions are following up with it so you're not getting taken advantage of 604 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:34,320 that's a good word man well hey we are chugging along man we've been doing great we are about 605 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:41,560 a year and a half almost going into the two year mark man so it's been a good time we're 606 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:47,440 so excited for all that's coming up and I'll let you go ahead and plug the website tv trashcan 607 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:55,240 dot com that's tv trashcan dot com so yeah come like and subscribe us on YouTube and 608 00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:00,720 of course we're on Facebook Instagram all that good jazz come follow us over there and 609 00:47:00,720 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