1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,840 Hello boys and girls, it's the ghetto wheel of money! 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,400 And we over here at the Piggy Impact on 128th and Block. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,280 So here's what we're gonna do. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,800 You know the rules, we're gonna have the wheel of money. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,960 We set it up right here in the Milton's gas station. 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960 We're gonna pull three people from the crowd 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,080 and we're gonna see what they're gonna win. 8 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,600 So what's your name? 9 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,960 Uh, my name's Devonte. 10 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,120 Eh, am I, am I on TV for real? 11 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,680 Yeah man, you on TV right now. 12 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,520 What you wanna say? 13 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,680 Oh shoot, I wanna shout out to my boy Pookie. 14 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,200 I wanna shout out my boy Little Balls. 15 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,400 I wanna shout out my baby mama Shadita. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,400 You know I love you girl. 17 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,400 And then I wanna shout out my star chick, 18 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,200 Iesha, you know I love you too girl. 19 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,080 You know, Sherita don't mean nothing to me 20 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,800 even though you caught her at my house last week. 21 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,200 But hey, how do I win this money? 22 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,760 Cause I'm trying to get that money and get paid son. 23 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,480 Ahaha, the ghetto wheel of money getting everybody, 24 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,360 they winning back. 25 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,800 Alright, so next person, what's your name? 26 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,560 Yee man, yee man. 27 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,400 I don't need to tell you my name. 28 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,720 But if you wanna call me something, 29 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,880 my name's Chris Cross. 30 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,560 I ain't gonna tell you my government name 31 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,280 cause I'm wanted in like five counties. 32 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,200 But my name's Chris Cross, Chris Cross. 33 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,120 Alright man, anonymous Chris Cross. 34 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,800 Alright, so next person, next person, 35 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,800 what's your name over here? 36 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,920 Yeah, boy, my name's Little Trail Mix 37 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,040 and I'm up in here mixing it on the words and tools. 38 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,360 I want you to check out, hey, you check out my mixtape. 39 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,960 You check out my mixtape bro. 40 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,640 I'll sell it to you for $10 bro. 41 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,160 Me and my boys, you trying to get hot. 42 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,000 Dude, we got that beat. 43 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,280 You want me to spin some balls for you? 44 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,040 Listen, all I'm telling you right now 45 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,360 is the only way you're gonna make that money 46 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,280 by spinning this wheel. 47 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,480 So let's go ahead and spin it. 48 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,960 Alright man, Damate, here's what we're gonna do. 49 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,720 So you got $300. 50 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,400 What we got over here is we got a mystery product 51 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,440 behind the counter over there. 52 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,280 Now what we're gonna do is you gotta spell it out 53 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,520 on the big board over here over Mr. Patel's head. 54 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,640 So what's gonna happen? 55 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,480 Give me a letter. 56 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,600 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 57 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,320 I'll give you a cue. 58 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,160 Give you a cue. 59 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,040 Uh, uh, uh, today, Junior. 60 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,520 Listen, I understand that we in the middle of this thing. 61 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,040 Alright, cue, cue. 62 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,120 Get out of here with the cue. 63 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,320 Alright, alright, you automatically output that. 64 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,960 Alright, third and final chance to win Ashley any money. 65 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,040 Because I've already kicked the first two out. 66 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,520 Go ahead and spin that wheel. 67 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,840 Alright, $400. 68 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,640 Let's, let's, come on, give me a letter. 69 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,320 Hi, I'm Chris. 70 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,160 And I'm Micah. 71 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,080 And this is the Dona Barks podcast. 72 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,160 Yeah. 73 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,000 Uh-huh. 74 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,080 Well, we're back with another hot episode 75 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,480 of the Dona Barks podcast. 76 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,920 Happy Juneteenth, everybody. 77 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,160 Whenever this is released, it'll be released on Juneteenth. 78 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,320 For those of y'all that don't know what Juneteenth is. 79 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,240 So basically in Texas, 80 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,080 after the Emancipation Proclamation was written and signed, 81 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,120 the people in Texas didn't know that was a thing. 82 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,440 And so there were still slaves in Texas. 83 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,000 And that Juneteenth is when they found out 84 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,160 that, hey, we're finally free. 85 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,760 So that's one of the last slaves in Texas 86 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,080 were finally freed Juneteenth. 87 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,800 So I think that's right. 88 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,640 Yeah, I think that's- 89 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,800 No, no, you're right. 90 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800 My question is, was it in poor taste 91 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,800 that we just did a jokes about ghetto and stuff like that? 92 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,440 But not really, cause- 93 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,840 Let me tell you something. 94 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,880 Ghetto is not a color, ghetto is a mindset, dude. 95 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,320 Ghetto is a mindset. 96 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,160 I love- 97 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,000 Ghetto people are funny. 98 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,880 You got high society people. 99 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,920 It doesn't matter what color they are. 100 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,760 I mean, most of the time they are predominantly white. 101 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,520 But ghetto people, you got ghetto people, 102 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,120 you got nerds of every race. 103 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,200 You got all different types. 104 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,640 So no, we are not stereotype. 105 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,960 Yeah, we love all of our types. 106 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,280 I just wanted to clarify, 107 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,560 we shout out everybody here, including the hood folk. 108 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,680 Well, you know what they say, I ain't got no type. 109 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,880 Cups with the ice and I do it every night. 110 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,200 That's a little throwback for you. 111 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,040 But yeah, we got a great show for you. 112 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,120 But before we do that, 113 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,960 give us a shout out of some of our people. 114 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,720 We got to shout out the international folks first. 115 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,800 Of course, we got Brussels, Belgium, right? 116 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,560 And then of course we got our Frankfurt, Germany, 117 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,080 and then Singapore has been really bringing the heat. 118 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,520 The heat map is just on fire with Singapore. 119 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,560 It's just crazy. 120 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,960 And then we got one in Australia. 121 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,360 And I hope they ain't offended by our Australian accents. 122 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,840 I'm sure they have been in the past. 123 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,440 That's okay though. 124 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,320 And we got some in the UK and over in Ireland. 125 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,800 I mean, we got a bunch of folks overseas. 126 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,240 And then here in the States, 127 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,280 we got ourselves Oregon, Washington, 128 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,080 California on the West coast. 129 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,840 And I mean, New Mexico is real hot. 130 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,000 Texas is always hot. 131 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 We got to shout out our home state and everything like that. 132 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,960 All through the South Georgia, 133 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,240 even all the way through the mid-America area, 134 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,880 which I don't, did you even know that was a name 135 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,240 of a region was mid-America? 136 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,400 That's a part of the United States. 137 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,280 Yeah, that's like the Midwest. 138 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,360 So that's how. 139 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,200 Yeah. 140 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,080 Yes, I knew that. 141 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,680 Most people actually don't know. 142 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,560 Just random note, I have no clue why I'm gonna say this, 143 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,680 but literally I was reading something about 144 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,040 how most people can't even name all 50 states 145 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,360 that live in the United States. 146 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,880 Well, I know I can't for sure. 147 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,680 I can't, I know them. 148 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,520 I know that they're there, 149 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,320 but there's a couple that I'll forget. 150 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Yeah, so we're gonna hop into our first segment, 151 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,920 which is the old-fashioned donut, 152 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,040 which is a story from our past. 153 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,440 And we have done some of our crappy jobs from our past. 154 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,200 We've done people from our past, 155 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,920 but today, Micah and I are gonna talk about 156 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,880 the crappy places we have lived, 157 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,400 like crappy houses, crappy apartments, 158 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:39,360 because everybody has lived somewhere that's crappy. 159 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,880 Now, in America, what you would probably consider crappy, 160 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,160 other nations would consider a great place to live. 161 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,640 But crappy as far as American standards go. 162 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,280 So I'm gonna let Micah kick it off for us. 163 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,400 Boy, so my very, very, very first apartment, 164 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,640 which I guess a lot of people's crappy apartment stories 165 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,400 are one of the first ones, 166 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,080 or probably the first one is pretty bad, 167 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,360 but moved in and literally, 168 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,640 I mean, typical problems like, 169 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,280 okay, bugs and stuff like that, not just that, 170 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,680 but neighbors are a big thing 171 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,320 when it comes to crappy apartments. 172 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:22,320 And the people that lived above us were meth heads, 173 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,840 really, really high on drugs all the time. 174 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,960 And so it was just, you would see some crazy stuff. 175 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,280 Like, I mean, we were on the back porch one time, 176 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,840 I was just sitting out there, 177 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,120 and this guy walks up to the porch, 178 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,520 and he kind of like stares at me, 179 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:43,200 and then he says, yeah, so I'm about to climb up. 180 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,720 You know one of those, it's, what do they call it? 181 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,400 The water drainage pipes? 182 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,360 Drain pipe? 183 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,520 Drain pipe, yeah, I don't know why I couldn't think of that, 184 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,680 but drain pipe. 185 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,160 Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a long day, 186 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,800 can't tell, just FY. 187 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,200 But drain pipe, and he was like, 188 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,480 I'm gonna climb this drain pipe to the second floor, 189 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,480 if that's all right with you. 190 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,000 I've got a key to get in, like, is that fine with you? 191 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,280 And I was like, I guess. 192 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,080 And so then here goes this dude, and I kid you not, 193 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,960 like a squirrel, he climbed up that thing, 194 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,480 and then he hopped the rail over, 195 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,080 and let himself into the apartment up there. 196 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,240 And I was going, okay. 197 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,080 I mean, it was almost like a super, 198 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,080 you know, like super naturally, 199 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,240 there's no way that on his own, 200 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,360 he was gonna be able to climb like that, you know what I mean? 201 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,880 But you would hear all sorts of other things, 202 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,640 like people getting body slammed up there. 203 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,840 That's what it sounded like, at least, 204 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,520 like people screaming and yelling and throwing stuff, 205 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,160 and just all sorts of craziness. 206 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,920 Like they threw this party one time too. 207 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,480 And literally they said, like they told us 208 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,200 about it ahead of time, which was cool, 209 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,080 but they told us, because we asked, 210 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,840 like when is it gonna be wrapped up? 211 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,520 Like when is the party gonna be done? 212 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,120 And they said, oh, well, we're thinking like 213 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,920 three, four in the morning, right? 214 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:07,160 It's like, okay, not exactly ideal, but okay. 215 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,520 And no, no, no, no, no, no. 216 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,760 At three in the morning, it was still like ramping up. 217 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,240 Like people were still showing up. 218 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,960 Like we had a view of the parking lot, 219 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,240 and people were still showing up with like cases of beer. 220 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,480 Like they just getting there, kind of like showing up. 221 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,200 And so we had to get up to go to work, 222 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,000 like four in the morning, not four in the morning, 223 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,600 I'm sorry, seven in the morning. 224 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,160 And you know, there's three in the morning. 225 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,000 So it's like, we're already getting a few hours of sleep 226 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,840 as it is. 227 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,560 And they were just being so loud. 228 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,640 They were like throwing stuff, 229 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,040 people like throwing stuff up the porch. 230 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,640 And when I say it was a party, 231 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,520 so literally there was about 50 people in one apartment, 232 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,960 like right above us. 233 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,240 So it sounded like the whole roof was like 234 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,160 gonna come down on us with how many people 235 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,160 will have their feet up there. 236 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,640 And I mean, people were dancing, 237 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,600 the music was bumping, all that stuff. 238 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,320 Man, it wreaked marijuana like really, really bad. 239 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,480 Like it was just, it was so bad. 240 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,360 And then the third floor also decided 241 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,840 they were gonna have a party. 242 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,040 And what did they do? 243 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,840 They had a live band at their party. 244 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:13,040 And I was sitting here like, what is going on? 245 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:17,880 So of course we went up there to the apartment upstairs 246 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:18,720 and we said, listen, 247 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,680 you all said y'all were gonna be wrapping it up 248 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,520 around this time, you know? 249 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,760 And their response was, well, if you don't like it, 250 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,360 call the cops then, call the cops then. 251 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,760 And we weren't trying to make no trouble. 252 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,600 It was just like, listen, 253 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,920 we gotta get some hours of sleep or something, man. 254 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,000 Like we gotta get up to work in a couple hours. 255 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,280 So we ended up calling the cops 256 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,760 and like the cops shut it down. 257 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,200 And then after that, they were like really obnoxious 258 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,400 about like being really loud upstairs 259 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,840 or like making things like harsh on purpose, you know what I mean? 260 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,720 But like the whole place was just, it was a mess. 261 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,440 When I first moved in there, 262 00:09:55,440 --> 00:10:00,440 they were, so you gotta think that I had just moved 263 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,240 out of my parents' house. 264 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,480 And this is my very first apartment. 265 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,400 And I had saved up for the deposit 266 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,640 and the first month's rent. 267 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,520 Well, here comes the second month's rent, right? 268 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,800 And I had been working this job, 269 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,720 well, the check bounced at this job. 270 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,960 Like I couldn't, and that's a totally different story, 271 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,520 but the check bounced. 272 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:27,000 And so I didn't have the means to pay the rent pretty much. 273 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,720 And so I told them, I said, hey, 274 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,880 you know, I'm gonna be a few days late. 275 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,680 I'm expecting it like the fourth or fifth. 276 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,000 If you can do me a favor and not tack on 277 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,720 those additional charges, you know, 278 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,760 that they have for being late, 279 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,280 like the late fees and things. 280 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,000 And they said, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, no problem. 281 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,240 I kid you not, man, the third came around, 282 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,320 the fourth came around. 283 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,720 On the morning of the fifth, 284 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,600 I had a notice on my door that was like, 285 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,240 pay within 24 hours or you're gonna be evicted. 286 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,840 And it was like, what? 287 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,520 And not just that, but of course, 288 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,840 they had been tacking on the charges the entire time, 289 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,240 even though they said that they weren't doing that. 290 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,480 And I mean, the place was just bad. 291 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,360 It just bugs real bad. 292 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,600 And then also, there's like a beach volleyball court 293 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,080 behind us and like all the dogs, 294 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,840 like that's where they went to the bathroom. 295 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,200 And so when you watch people play in their bare feet 296 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,080 and they're like, oh man, that's gross. 297 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,840 There was a rat in the pool one time. 298 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,600 And I mean, that wasn't a mouse, that was a rat. 299 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,920 Like it was massive. 300 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,960 Just the whole place was like falling apart. 301 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,040 It was just, nothing really about it was really cool. 302 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,960 And the, you know, we also, 303 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,320 I also had three roommates as well. 304 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:43,200 And so it was, and I was in the bedroom 305 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,640 that I had was the smallest. 306 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,300 And so it was just really, 307 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,200 I teased about it being the two man cell 308 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,880 because it was like no bigger than like a two-man cell 309 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,880 in jail. 310 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,160 Not that I know what that looks like, 311 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,400 but just it wasn't really big. 312 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,960 Like it was pretty darn small. 313 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,080 You could fit a, like a full-size mattress 314 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,120 and you barely had room to fit 315 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,720 like bedside tables next to it. 316 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,920 Like that's how small the room was. 317 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,360 Sounds like a crappy apartment. 318 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,800 My first apartment actually wasn't too bad. 319 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,400 The only thing was that like when I moved there, 320 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,920 they were still like changing management. 321 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,920 So the water was not that hot. 322 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,560 There was not a lot of hot water. 323 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,920 But once I had moved in there, 324 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,320 it was, it got fixed towards the end of the time 325 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,100 that I was moving out in the three years that I was there. 326 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,560 And so my neighbors were actually pretty good. 327 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,680 So my first apartment wasn't horrible. 328 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,480 So, you know, you guys have heard the story about, 329 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,360 you know, me getting married and then getting divorced. 330 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,360 And then of course now I'm remarried to a wonderful woman. 331 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,800 But whenever that divorce was going on, 332 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,440 I moved into an apartment 333 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,160 and it was actually nicer than the first one 334 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,800 I had ever moved into, but the management was horrible. 335 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,680 The management was absolutely horrible. 336 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,640 You couldn't get anything fixed at all. 337 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,500 And I remember, I was actually, 338 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,640 I don't remember where I came from, 339 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,880 but I remember Michael went to go check on my cat 340 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,720 and he was like, 341 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,200 Hey dude, did you know you got a hole in the ceiling? 342 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,420 And I was like, what? 343 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,880 And apparently the, cause I lived downstairs, 344 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,440 apparently the upstairs, whenever they went to the bathroom, 345 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,040 like the water just dripped and dripped and dripped 346 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,320 that it made the ceiling moist. 347 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,280 And so it got so moist that it ended up turning black 348 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,360 and it got moldy. 349 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,680 Like it was black. 350 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,360 And it ended up to where the whole, 351 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,400 like a good part of the panel, the ceiling fell down. 352 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,480 And like I put in request after request after request 353 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,440 and like I called them, put it as an emergency. 354 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,480 Like I did everything. 355 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,640 And it finally took me having to go into their office 356 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,680 and being like, Hey, if you guys don't fix this, 357 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,200 we're getting the city on the phone. 358 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,600 I will call, I have the city on the phone right now 359 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,400 and you guys will get in trouble 360 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,520 for unsafe living conditions. 361 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,120 Cause this is black mold, like this is horrible. 362 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,240 But the one thing I've learned with apartments is, 363 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,800 always get everything in writing. 364 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,400 Make sure you get everything in writing. 365 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,640 Make sure you take pictures and evidence of everything. 366 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,680 But what also made this apartment was horrible was, 367 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,720 again, I lived on the first floor, 368 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,760 but the second, the people that moved into the second floor 369 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,040 right before I moved out, 370 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,840 they were young people that had, 371 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,040 this was their first apartment. 372 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,400 So like they were running all the time. 373 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,320 They had dogs that would run back and forth. 374 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,280 And so it was just a clock, clock, clock. 375 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,360 And I'm fine with that, 376 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,560 but it was like at one o'clock in the morning. 377 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,480 And so I was like, man, I have to be to work kind of similar. 378 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,320 It's like, I have to be to work early. 379 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,480 And so like I would like, 380 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,920 bang on the ceiling with the brooms, 381 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,320 like I was that neighbor. 382 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,320 And I remember again, they had a party 383 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,400 and like they were just being absolutely so loud. 384 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,360 And I had to be to work at like four in the morning. 385 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,200 And so I went up there and I was like, 386 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,400 hey man, like can y'all just keep it down like please? 387 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,320 And so I ended up moving out like a couple months after. 388 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,520 And here's one thing, man, 389 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:04,520 like however you feel about weed or whatever, that's fine. 390 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,880 And if you want to smoke it in your own home, that's cool. 391 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,440 But like my neighbors now, 392 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,240 they like sit out on the porch, 393 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,800 like in between my apartment and theirs. 394 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,240 And they're sitting kind of closer to my apartment 395 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,720 and like they smoke weed every single day. 396 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,680 And so it stinks up my apartment. 397 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,680 And I'm like, bro, like, 398 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,320 and it's like the smelly weed too. 399 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,400 It's like that scone. 400 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,280 It's like running over a scone. 401 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,560 And you're just like, dude, like please just stop. 402 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,600 And like they let their dogs off the lease. 403 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,120 Like they set sit on the stairs smoking weed 404 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,200 next to my apartment and just let their dogs 405 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,440 just like run out, use the bathroom, 406 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,560 not on the lease, nothing. 407 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,440 And I'm like, man, if you have pets, 408 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,840 like put them on a lease if you take them out, 409 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,560 especially if you're in our apartment setting. 410 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,040 So yeah, man. 411 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,800 Heck yeah, I totally get you. 412 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,000 And I will say this, the, 413 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,040 I'm gonna say this about the city of Lubbock. 414 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,200 City of Lubbock was quite difficult 415 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:02,200 to actually navigate who actually would fix the problem. 416 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,160 You know what I mean? 417 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,480 Or who we could call out there 418 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,440 because we called so many people, 419 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,280 we did this in and they're like, no, that's not my job. 420 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,560 And it's like, but what else do you do? 421 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,560 And couldn't really give you a straight answer. 422 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,400 You remember that? 423 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,880 We called a bunch of people and they were just like, 424 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,120 yeah, that's not my department. 425 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,160 It's like, who would it be then? 426 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,000 It's like, well, try this person 427 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,600 and you would try like this other department. 428 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,920 They're like, yeah, that's not really me. 429 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,360 Try this other department. 430 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,320 And we just got to run around the whole time. 431 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,160 It's crazy, man. 432 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,680 But yeah, there's living in crappy apartments. 433 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,920 I mean, everybody's gotta do it 434 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,680 so you can appreciate the nice stuff 435 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,920 whenever you do have it. 436 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:42,920 So it's at least four walls and a roof and you know. 437 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,240 Oh heck yeah. 438 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,160 We're gonna segue into our next segment 439 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,280 and that's the jelly donut and that's our jail report. 440 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,680 So what do you got for us? 441 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,000 Well, just like last week, 442 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,960 we were gonna change it up just a little bit 443 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,320 and we are going to do something a little fun. 444 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,400 And this one is actually the got fired, 445 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,920 funny got fired stories or the best got fired stories. 446 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,920 Okay, that's interesting. 447 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,160 You're fired. 448 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,120 I wanna find the Donald Trump clip 449 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,760 and just play it after each time. 450 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,600 You're fired. 451 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,440 You're fired. 452 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,600 All right, so the first one, 453 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,400 and these are all from Reddit. 454 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,680 I don't know, I like Reddit. 455 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,800 It's a time killer. 456 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,880 I have to really be careful about it 457 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,320 because yeah, Reddit. 458 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,800 Anyways, so first one, 459 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,200 during my senior year in high school, 460 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,480 I was working at McDonald's. 461 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,040 It was right after Christmas and we were really busy. 462 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,200 I was there four hours and had two to go 463 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,680 and was supposed to get a 30 minute break. 464 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,840 Since we had slowed down, 465 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,120 I asked my manager if I could have a break. 466 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,280 The assistant manager said that nobody was taking break. 467 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,320 And I said, thanks a lot. 468 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,400 She told the assistant manager 469 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,240 and she was pretty sure that they were being intimate together, 470 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:59,760 the assistant manager and this other person here. 471 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:04,360 Instead of thanks a lot that the person had told her to F off. 472 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,240 So then they fired her on the spot. 473 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,720 And so they wouldn't even give her that side of the story. 474 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,720 So a week later, she started working at Jack in the box 475 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,720 and was a shift manager in six months. 476 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,200 And then did that a couple of years in college 477 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,240 and then moved up to assistant manager 478 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,760 and then general manager. 479 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,040 And then she remembered how badly 480 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,640 she was treated at McDonald's. 481 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,680 And pretty much that was what it was. 482 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,560 And she's talking about how much better 483 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,360 she did as a manager later on. 484 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,840 But yeah, pretty crazy stuff. 485 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,680 So, and that seems to happen a lot, right? 486 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,960 Where you might be sassy one moment, just like, thanks a lot. 487 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,520 And then a coworker or the manager 488 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,160 and the assistant manager, 489 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,040 it's like they had a little thing together. 490 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,360 So then all of a sudden it's like, oh, that girl, 491 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,600 she told me to F off. 492 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,960 And those places like McDonald's, they really don't care. 493 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,360 So then it was just like fired on the spot. 494 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,480 Well, let's not brush past the fact 495 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,600 that so many places break the law 496 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,160 with not giving you the break. 497 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,520 You're required to have a break, 498 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,560 for however many hours you work, like every 30 minutes. 499 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,800 And so there are so many places they get away with that. 500 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,400 It's nuts. Yeah, it's just nuts to me. 501 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,120 All right, so the next one. 502 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,920 A customer called in, and this is at a call center, 503 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,080 sounds like, a customer called in 504 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,400 and was having a medical emergency on the line. 505 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,760 And the person thinks that it was probably a heart attack 506 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,680 but wasn't sure. 507 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:32,320 And so she used the phone in the empty cubicle next to her 508 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,640 to call 911, stayed on both lines and got EMS with her. 509 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,160 She was then fired because she took too long 510 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,400 on the calls already, and this call was exceptionally long. 511 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,680 Then also she made an unauthorized outgoing call, 512 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,080 and then C, she gave the customer's personal information 513 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,520 that she had gathered previously in the call 514 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,160 to the 911 operator. 515 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,840 So for those three reasons, she was fired. 516 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,880 Dang, that's messed up. 517 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,240 I would be bringing a lawsuit 518 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,880 because it's like, if I didn't call 911, 519 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,760 I would be going to jail for not rendering aid. 520 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,880 I would be bringing a lawsuit, dude. 521 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,600 Yeah, isn't that crazy? 522 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,640 Isn't that crazy? 523 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,560 The next one, and this happens quite a bit, 524 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,240 this one's actually quite short. 525 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:16,360 So this person apparently didn't reply to a text 526 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,120 from their boss for about 20 minutes 527 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,480 during their granddad's funeral. 528 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,440 And so apparently because they didn't text them back, 529 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,200 they got fired. 530 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,920 I feel like there's more to the story to that, 531 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,560 but at the same time, some of these vindictive bosses 532 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,400 will use anything. 533 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,440 No, I've seen text threads where it's like, 534 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,680 where bosses are like, hey, can you come in today? 535 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,040 I really need you to come in. 536 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,280 And it's like, no, I'm sorry. 537 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,760 I'm at my girl's boss shooting, and it's like, well, fine. 538 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,120 If you don't want to be a team player, 539 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,760 then just consider yourself fired. 540 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,200 And it's like, bro, I hate those kind of bosses. 541 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,960 Minds me of the boss at a boot corral for sure. 542 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,800 Oh yeah. 543 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,600 The guilt trip and kind. 544 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,040 Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is. 545 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,200 It's like, oh, so you're just going to be a weenie 546 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,120 and just let your granddad's, you know, 547 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,880 affect you from coming into work? 548 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,240 It's just like, I've worked three years 549 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,520 through all my grandparents' funerals. 550 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,800 I had every grandparent die, and I didn't go to one. 551 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,000 I was here every day. 552 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,240 I didn't even cry a tear. 553 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,880 It's like, yeah, well, that's you. 554 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,120 So, all right, so yeah, we have some experience with that, 555 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:23,960 if you can't tell. 556 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,920 All right, so the next one. 557 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,800 I was driving cars for a shady car dealership 558 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,040 and was getting paid under the table. 559 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,360 And they were kind of doing this as a filler job 560 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,040 because they'd been laid off from their job, 561 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,760 so they were kind of in between. 562 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,720 They got a call from his uncle 563 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,160 that he was having a suicide attempt 564 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,120 and they were taking him to a psychiatric ward 565 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,400 at the local hospital, 566 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,600 but and wouldn't talk to anybody else but him. 567 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,680 And so he said, I told my boss, 568 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,360 I got a role, like, hey, 569 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,880 and he said something like, 570 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,880 your job comes before your family, 571 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,960 if you leave, don't come back, so I left. 572 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,800 The next morning he hung up and asked me why I wasn't, 573 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,920 or he called me up and asked why I wasn't at work. 574 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,920 So I hung up on him. 575 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,360 Yeah, I hate that place. 576 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,160 That's places that are like, 577 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,600 your work comes from your family. 578 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,760 Any place that says, you know, 579 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,680 your work comes from before your family, not true. 580 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,080 Not true, you need to get out of there. 581 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,200 And my thing is they're also paying you under the table, 582 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,120 so they obviously don't care enough about you 583 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,480 to even sign you to, you know, any paperwork 584 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,480 to give you any benefits or anything like that. 585 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,320 So obviously they're not really on your side anyways. 586 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,280 All right, so the next one. 587 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,160 My wife got fired for giving an entry-level donor 588 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,120 and she worked for an art gallery, 589 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,920 a bottle of water at a big dinner at an art auction. 590 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,920 Her boss had insisted that there be no water at the event, 591 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,240 but when this particular donor asked for water, 592 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,000 my wife went and found water for them. 593 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,600 The boss found out and fired her for insubordination, 594 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,200 saying that I demanded no water be had. 595 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,240 So apparently this lady's got fired 596 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,640 because one of these high society art people 597 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,880 didn't want water at the gallery 598 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,400 and she wouldn't got water for somebody. 599 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,920 What's wrong with people, dude? 600 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,200 It's like you're taking care of people, 601 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,160 like pure people like that. 602 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,800 You know, and I'm sure a lot of the times 603 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,760 people get fired and they're like, 604 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,040 I'm kind of glad that I don't have to deal 605 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,960 with that crap anymore, 606 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,200 because I'm sure if she was dealing, 607 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,600 if that's the reason she got fired, 608 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,560 she was dealing with some other stuff too there. 609 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,320 All right, last one. 610 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,440 My first job ever was as a dishwasher. 611 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,800 I was so proud and I was 18. 612 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,840 Of course, my parents didn't believe me, 613 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,000 so my mom called them and asked if it was true. 614 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,440 They fired me right then and there 615 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,440 because they felt that I was reliable 616 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,440 and he says that I have yet to let my folks live that one down. 617 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,880 But yeah, so apparently they fired him as a... 618 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,840 Wait, time out, time out. 619 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,320 What was the reasoning they gave her? 620 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,160 They fired this kid because they felt 621 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,240 that he was unreliable because his mom had... 622 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,560 Oh, you said reliable at first, 623 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,640 so I was like, what? 624 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,320 I think he meant unreliable. 625 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,440 Sorry, I thought I said unreliable, 626 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,560 but yeah, unreliable. 627 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,400 So essentially they felt that he was unreliable 628 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,480 because his mother called him. 629 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,640 I mean, I kind of see their point. 630 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,240 I'm not saying it's right, but I do see their point. 631 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,400 If I had a mom call up there 632 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,160 and she was calling up there all the time, 633 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,760 I'd be like, yeah, no, you're... 634 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,720 And I told the kid this before, I'm like, 635 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,720 your mom doesn't work here, you work here. 636 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,800 So, I mean... 637 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,240 I understand that, but apparently this was just like 638 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,040 a one-time thing and it was because his mom didn't believe 639 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,480 that he actually got a job. 640 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,360 So all that she was doing was calling up there 641 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,080 and be like, you actually employ him. 642 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,400 And so then they were like, ooh, you're unreliable. 643 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,920 So my question is, what did mom say? 644 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,320 Like, do you really employ him? 645 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,520 He's a lazy good for nothing. 646 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,240 I don't know. 647 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,560 For them to be like, ooh, he sounds a little unreliable. 648 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,520 Let's fire him. 649 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,160 Yeah, so a little bit interesting story is about 650 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,680 people getting fired for kind of ridiculous, goofy reasons. 651 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,840 So yeah, we can also move into the next one if you want, 652 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,680 which is the donut hole. 653 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:23,040 Which, Chris, we got some interesting one here. 654 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,280 I know you always love these conspiracy theories. 655 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Oh yeah, it depends on what it is. 656 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,040 Some of them are like, you are smoking too much crack. 657 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,400 When I hear these. 658 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,960 Yeah, well, this is why I love telling Chris 659 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,000 these conspiracy theories is because he'll give us, 660 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,440 you know, unfiltered opinion here. 661 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,640 So we're gonna start, and these are all ones that like, 662 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:50,640 maybe are a little popular, but not super popular, right? 663 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,680 So the very first one, what do you think about this, Chris? 664 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,680 Some people think that COVID-19 was engineered 665 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,880 by the media, that the virus is a hoax, 666 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,080 and it was engineered by the media to essentially, 667 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,160 because the media's ratings were down, 668 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,400 like news agencies, things like that. 669 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,320 And so essentially, they knew that this would create 670 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,640 mass hysteria and make their ratings go up. 671 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,920 So essentially it was a hoax 672 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,560 that they just made the whole thing up. 673 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,000 I don't think parts of that are true. 674 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,960 I do think some of that is true though. 675 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,080 I really do. 676 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,440 Oh, I definitely think it's embellished. 677 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,320 I think there's a lot that's embellished about it 678 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,960 to propagate it some more, but as far as it being 679 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,680 completely engineered by the media 680 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,880 and it being not a real thing, yeah, I don't think so. 681 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,280 Because listen, I've had COVID at one point, 682 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,560 and it's, I mean, you feel it, it's definitely a sickness, 683 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,960 and it's definitely not like something you need. 684 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,080 It's real for sure. 685 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,400 Do I believe that people made COVID in a lab? 686 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,040 Oh yes, I genuinely believe that they did. 687 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,680 I believe that 100%. 688 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,160 Oh, I do too. 689 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,240 And to be honest, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. 690 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,600 I won't go any further on that 691 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,600 because I can go down a whole rabbit trail on that, 692 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,720 but no, we're same on that. 693 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,720 I feel like that was definitely something 694 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,600 that was altered in a lab and accidentally released, 695 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,320 or maybe not accidentally released. 696 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,080 Oh, I don't think it was accidentally released. 697 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,280 I think it was all purpose, but, you know, 698 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,200 that's a different subject for a different thing. 699 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,920 That's a different conspiracy theory, right? 700 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,360 All right, so the next one here, 701 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,280 now you probably think this one's great, 702 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,800 that the earth has been sucked into a black hole. 703 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,760 And so right now, we're actually traveling 704 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,360 through the heart of a black hole, 705 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,720 and that is why we were seeing crazy phenomenons 706 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,640 that we haven't seen before, as in like weather 707 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,960 and things like that. 708 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,400 Okay, let me just stop you right there. 709 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,720 Let me just stop you right there. 710 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,480 These are probably the same people 711 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,880 that don't even believe in God. 712 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,880 It takes more faith to believe in that crazy crap 713 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,720 than to actually believe that God created a universe 714 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,640 and that work. 715 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,880 Now, I don't believe that 100%. 716 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,680 I believe that there's stuff going on on the earth, 717 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,200 but I don't believe it's because we're in a black hole. 718 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,840 Whoever thinks that is, won't be correct. 719 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,680 No, and I wanna say something else too. 720 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,840 Things about climate change, 721 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,560 I know that's a very hot topic issue, 722 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,480 but the things about climate change, 723 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,280 we understand that the earth goes through its ebbs 724 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,120 and flows. 725 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,560 I mean, it went through an ice age well before 726 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,280 we introduced a lot of the pollutants 727 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,840 that are damaging the planet now, so-called, 728 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,400 and melting the polar ice caps. 729 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,320 I get it, and there is warming, 730 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,360 but how much of that is natural, 731 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:36,360 and talk about holes, nose, own layer, and things like that. 732 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,680 Did you know that the planet Venus 733 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,480 actually had a stable atmosphere to one point 734 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,640 and literally their ozone got punctured 735 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,240 until now it's, it's where all the heat radiates in 736 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,080 and everything like that, but can't get back out. 737 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,880 That's why it's so darn hot. 738 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,600 So, but at the same time, 739 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,320 that was just the natural ebbs and flows of the planet, 740 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,840 not necessarily what we as humans have done. 741 00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,960 You know what I'm saying? 742 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,400 So, I think things are going on with the planet. 743 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,520 I don't think we're in a black hole. 744 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,200 I think it would be a lot more obvious. 745 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,880 I think we'd be seeing some weird, weird things 746 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,080 as we're traveling through it. 747 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,480 You know what I mean? As far as when you look up in the sky, 748 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,360 it wouldn't just be like the Milky Way at night. 749 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,840 We'd be like, it would look like we're moving 750 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,720 or like some weird things be happening. 751 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,120 I don't think it would just look normal 752 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,320 like it does right now. 753 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,800 You might have heard this one 754 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,840 and Family Guy has made a joke about it, 755 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,640 but Disney is actually a frozen 756 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,520 and he is going to come back at some point 757 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,800 and be reanimated whenever that, 758 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,680 I guess kind of like Futurama 759 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,920 whenever the little timer goes ding. 760 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,480 How much do you believe that Disney is actually frozen 761 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,560 and will be reanimated at some point? 762 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,280 I don't think he will be, 763 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,000 and we're talking about Walt Disney just for clarification. 764 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,240 I do not believe that he will be reanimated. 765 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,040 I do believe that he is frozen 766 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,240 because he was a weird dude, 767 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,000 not the best guy in the world at all. 768 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,160 Quite racist actually. 769 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,000 Very racist. 770 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,280 Hated Jewish people. 771 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,120 And so if you hate Jewish people, I'm not with you. 772 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,880 So yeah, but I do think he's frozen. 773 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,400 I heard he was very eccentric like that. 774 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,360 I can imagine, but I don't think, 775 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,280 I think at this point they were to, 776 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,320 it probably would have been for like the year 2000 777 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,720 or something like that. 778 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,120 And if the orders were to reanimate him, 779 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,720 they probably just defod them and just like, yeah, he's dead. 780 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,600 But anyways, all right, next. 781 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,920 This one's a little interesting. 782 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,240 And I didn't believe that, 783 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,880 I thought this was a joke, right? 784 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,720 But actually there's a whole campaign 785 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,920 that believes that this is a thing. 786 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,840 That Prince Charles of England, 787 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,920 or I'm not sure how the royal family is, 788 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,240 or is it like the Prince of Wales or some, I don't know. 789 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,240 Anyways, Prince Charles is a vampire actually. 790 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,800 I guess he's King Charles now. 791 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,320 Well, I mean, he's been around for a long time. 792 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,720 I would believe that, you know, 793 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,320 Queen Elizabeth was a vampire 794 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,280 because she was holding on for God knows how long. 795 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,280 But I mean, I think that's, I don't know. 796 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,240 I don't know. 797 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,000 Well, and the supporting theory behind it 798 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,640 is because many of the royal family in Charles's bloodline 799 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,320 were known to have a disease called Pormorpha. 800 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,640 It's an iron deficiency, 801 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,600 which causes people to be sensitive to sunlight 802 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,720 and a bunch of other kind of medical issues. 803 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,920 And so how they get around that is they drink others blood. 804 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,040 I don't know, maybe. 805 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,880 And that's how they're around so long. 806 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,720 They do some weird stuff. 807 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,080 I mean, one of them is a straight up pedophile. 808 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,920 Yeah, that's true. 809 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,880 And then they have somebody to wipe their butt for them. 810 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,440 Anyways, all right, so here's the next one. 811 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,000 The Nazis actually had a secret base in Antarctica. 812 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,320 I've heard this one before. 813 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,360 I've heard this one before. 814 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,720 I don't think that's true. 815 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,000 I really don't think that's true with how cold it is. 816 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,560 And I just don't think that that's true. 817 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,560 And to expand upon it, just for the viewers at home, 818 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,120 what it is is it was around the 1950s 819 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,760 that the Nazis had. 820 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,200 They said that there was a secret base in Antarctica. 821 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,440 And the 1950s is when the rumor started, 822 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,200 but they had the secret base in Antarctica 823 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,920 during the Second War that housed advanced technology 824 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,800 like UFOs and biotoxins, 825 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,080 things that they were testing 826 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,720 that they didn't want on the mainland, 827 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,760 that sort of thing, nuclear warheads, stuff like that. 828 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,880 However, there's been no evidence to suggest that it's true. 829 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,800 I don't necessarily think it's true. 830 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,280 I think it's one of those things. 831 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,440 I mean, it's the 50s, right? 832 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,360 You just got out of the war. 833 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,720 You're talking about a bunch of dudes who just got out of the war 834 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,160 and are still worried about stuff like that, 835 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,680 or, you know, ooh, there's a weapon stockpile 836 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,880 in Antarctica or something like that. 837 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,120 You know how that kind of stuff goes. 838 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,320 Yeah, it's like a whole bunch of third graders. 839 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,560 It's like, oh yeah, I heard Mrs. Jenkins, 840 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,800 she had fake eyeballs and she has to actually plug them in 841 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,720 and recharge them and they have lasers on them. 842 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,720 This one kid and be like, oh yeah, I heard last year 843 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,640 this one kid, he got made her mad and she obliterated him. 844 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,840 It's like from the sandlot. 845 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,840 It's basically from the sandlot when they tell the story. 846 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,160 Pretty much. 847 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,600 All right, a couple more here. 848 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,000 So the next one, this one is really okay, 849 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,560 but we're all living in the matrix just like the movie. 850 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,600 And literally we're just in a real life simulation 851 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,880 and we are, our body is actually somewhere else. 852 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,320 And this explains deja vu and that would be kind of the 853 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,840 glitch in the matrix, per se. 854 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,640 I think that person really just doesn't want to deal 855 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,240 with the reality of life, whoever thinks that. 856 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,120 And I mean, I think deja vu is, 857 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,640 I think you have like dreamed where you're at. 858 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,160 And I think that's, you know, maybe you're just like, 859 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,200 oh yeah, I've been here before. 860 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,480 Maybe you dreamed it and forgot about it. 861 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,360 I don't know. 862 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,360 That might count for deja vu, I don't know. 863 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,200 But yeah, I think whoever believes in that, 864 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,920 I just don't think they want to face real. 865 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,880 Definitely an interesting one, as is our last one, 866 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,160 which the last one is, the moon is not real. 867 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:15,720 Okay, don't even, that's just, that's just asinine. 868 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,560 That's asinine. 869 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,360 So this particular conspiracy theory has gained traction 870 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,000 that they say that the moon is simply a projection 871 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,600 because at this point, when the government started 872 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:31,600 projecting it in the 1800s, that literally, 873 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,200 who can say that they haven't been projecting it 874 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,720 since that point, and it's just that projection 875 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,560 that's been there. 876 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,440 But the moon controls the tides, right? 877 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,480 Is that true? 878 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,160 Yes, and not just that, here's something else 879 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,960 to refute this as well on the other end of this. 880 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,040 Think about this. 881 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,120 Most of the major scientists, most of the major tribes, 882 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,600 most of the major peoples who were earlier early on 883 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,760 tracked the moon phases. 884 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,600 And it was a way of life to track the stars, 885 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,160 especially the moon, because it's a giant, shiny, 886 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,920 or orbit around our planet. 887 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:17,080 So there's been plenty of documented cases that, 888 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,480 before, people have definitely seen the moon, 889 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,360 and it's not just a projection. 890 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,320 Yeah, I don't know, man. 891 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,440 I don't know what people think. 892 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,760 So this leads to a more popular one, 893 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,040 and this isn't on the list, but I'm just gonna, 894 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,080 do you actually believe that we've been to the moon, 895 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,600 or the popular conspiracy is that it was in a studio, 896 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,160 and essentially when we were in the Cold War with Russia 897 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,800 that we had to be first, so we did it in a studio, 898 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,360 and Neil Armstrong just hopped around the studio 899 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,200 for a little bit. 900 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,040 Yeah, I don't believe that we were the first. 901 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,960 I do believe that we went to the moon later. 902 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,240 I do believe that we have been to the moon, 903 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,480 but I don't believe that we were the first. 904 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,800 In 1969, I do believe that it was filmed in a studio. 905 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,080 I just think it was kind of one of those things of, 906 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,600 yeah, we have to be first, and we gotta beat Russia, 907 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,360 and they already said. 908 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,280 And they had already spent a dog and a monkey up there. 909 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,320 Yeah, they had already had Sputnik, 910 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,880 and dude, every time I hear that, 911 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,320 I hear it from Toy Story 2, it's like two words, 912 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,560 Sputnik wants to astronaut, sweat up, 913 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,520 children only want to play with Space Dots. 914 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,400 But yeah, so kind of some weird crazy conspiracies there. 915 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,880 The one that just gets me is like, the moon isn't real. 916 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,320 It's like, please tell me you're joking, 917 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,360 but people do believe this stuff, it's incredible. 918 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,600 Well guys, we are going to skip the What Fries My Donuts, 919 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,160 because we are just gonna have a positive episode 920 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,240 with a whole bunch of peace, love, and tranquility, my guy. 921 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,080 But we're gonna do our mystery donut, 922 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,800 and that's our improv segment. 923 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,920 So let's pull an accent out of the hat. 924 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,240 Oh man, it's New York. 925 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,280 Oh yeah, so let's see what these New Yorkers 926 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,960 have to do for their scenario. 927 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,760 I'm gonna pull one out of the hat. 928 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,480 Okay, I don't know who put this one in the hat, 929 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,840 but jury duty. 930 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,360 Have you ever been summoned? 931 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,280 Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? 932 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,960 So I have, but then they dropped the case, 933 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,440 or something happened with the case tour, 934 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,600 we didn't have to be a jury, so it didn't matter. 935 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,960 Like it happened like the very next day 936 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,160 after I got the full jury duty card. 937 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,720 Oh, okay, I've never gotten one, ever. 938 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,320 I was kind of excited to get out of work for a few days. 939 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,480 Yeah, exactly, but okay, do you wanna start? 940 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,920 Or I'll start, whatever. 941 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,200 Yeah, I can start. 942 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,600 You know, here's my problem. 943 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,680 I'm looking at this guy, and he's looking over here, 944 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,640 and I know he's guilty. 945 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,120 I mean, look, he's looking over here, 946 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,680 he's looking all sad eyes, 947 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,120 like he's little puppy dog Maki over here. 948 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,360 I know for a fact, he did it. 949 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,320 He literally got on that motorbike and he's sped away. 950 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,800 Listen, I can tell you that right now, 951 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800 just by the little skeevy look on his face. 952 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,720 Well, I'm gonna make a motion for the judge to dismiss me 953 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,040 from the jury duty because it's a conflict of interest. 954 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,000 I will be guilty by association. 955 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,360 This guy knows my cousin, Big Nose Barone, 956 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,080 who's married to his cousin, Maria, 957 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:26,080 who's married to her aunt, his uncle, their stepson, Christopher. 958 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,960 Are you telling me that you're related to Christopher as well? 959 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,880 Yes, I'm related to Christopher. 960 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,360 He's my no good nephew's cousin's uncle's aunt's 961 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,920 daughter's godson. 962 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,400 Oh, so you must be from Paloma. 963 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,520 Paloma? 964 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,600 What do I look? 965 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,920 That's where your family's from, yeah? 966 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,440 Paloma, does it look like I got the big nose? 967 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,040 That's my cousin, Big Nose Barone. 968 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,840 But I'm telling you, I know this guy probably did it, 969 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,880 but we can't rat out our own people. 970 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,560 That's just not the way of our people. 971 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,920 I understand, but look at his face. 972 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,040 Look what he did. 973 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,800 He was running around with the wrong crowd. 974 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,240 You don't understand what I'm saying? 975 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,600 You can't be doing that. 976 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,640 You can't be doing that. 977 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:12,200 By the boom, we bite him over, bake him some nice ziti, 978 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,280 we give him some cannolis. 979 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,480 It's all good, done. 980 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,920 We don't have to go through this jury business. 981 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,400 Listen, all I'm going to tell you right now 982 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,520 is we've got to do what's right. 983 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,800 We've got to do what's right. 984 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,840 Because you know who else is Italian, the judge in this case. 985 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,200 We're not trying to get somebody else in there, all right? 986 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,840 Hey, you know the code. 987 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,440 We don't whack anybody or send them off to the electric chair 988 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,440 without the consent of the Godfab. 989 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,400 You talking about Tony Tupino Tony? 990 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,800 Tupino Tony? 991 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,720 What are you, a bull run? 992 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,480 I'm not talking about Tupino Tony. 993 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,000 I'm talking about Don Caroleone. 994 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:51,560 Hold on. 995 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,760 What family you is? 996 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,160 I thought you were part of the same Kappa. 997 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,600 I don't know who you're talking about. 998 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,480 Caroleone. 999 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,760 Who the heck is that? 1000 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,840 All I'm saying is I was with your mother's family last night. 1001 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,520 Listen, we don't need to bring any of that, any of that. 1002 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,080 All I'm trying to see is who you're part of. 1003 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,560 Listen, I don't need any lip from your stupid mouth. 1004 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,840 Well, I'm going to get out of here and scram 1005 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,000 before Big Nose Bro comes and finds me. 1006 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,800 You know he's got to get the gab, 1007 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,000 and I'm not trying to be here for another three hours 1008 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,800 listening to his whole lecture. 1009 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,040 If I wanted to do that, I would go to mass. 1010 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,600 Listen, all I'm telling you is you probably 1011 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,000 get out of here stupid, but you're 1012 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,920 starting to get on my nerves. 1013 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,680 That was our improv segment. 1014 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,880 It's always very hard to keep it clean. 1015 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,000 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. 1016 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,760 It's hard to keep it clean because I just 1017 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,760 want to really, really be like New York. 1018 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,560 Shout out to our New York folks, even New Jersey folks. 1019 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,080 Y'all's accent is great. 1020 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,600 I love just walking around talking like that. 1021 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,160 It's a little weird down here in Texas, 1022 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,920 people give you looks, but it's fun to do it. 1023 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:55,120 I wonder if people up there want to talk like Texans. 1024 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,760 I bet you that's fun for them. 1025 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,720 Dude, do it. 1026 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,680 I would love to see it in New York or be like, 1027 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,440 I tell you, you would. 1028 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,160 I would love that. 1029 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,840 That'd be great. 1030 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,360 It'd be great. 1031 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,320 So we are going to segue into our E-Claire, which 1032 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,080 is our positive advice. 1033 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,040 And I don't remember who went first last week, 1034 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,160 but I'm going to be a nice gentleman and let you go first. 1035 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,080 Aw, I was about to say good because it 1036 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,480 was me that went first last week. 1037 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,600 But here, I'll go first again this week. 1038 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,000 So my E-Claire this week, I know it sounds like the whole 1039 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,680 cliche thing, but keep your eyes open for opportunities 1040 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,840 that are coming. 1041 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,240 And the whole Michael Jordan poster of you 1042 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,520 missing 100% of the shots that you don't take. 1043 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,000 Well, it's true. 1044 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,880 I thought that was Wayne Gretzky slash Michael Scott. 1045 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,040 No, so it was actually Michael Jordan. 1046 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,240 That's what I love about that show 1047 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,320 is he always be getting quotes wrong just like when 1048 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,240 he pulls up on the PT Cruiser. 1049 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,400 And he's listening to a Lady Gaga song, 1050 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,440 and he's like, it's Britney P. And anyways, Michael Scott's 1051 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,640 great. 1052 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,560 Shout out to the office. 1053 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,200 But yeah, no, it's one of those things, man, 1054 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,800 to where you just got to get out there and really 1055 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,320 keep your eyes open for the opportunities. 1056 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,240 Because sometimes you only get one. 1057 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,560 And I'll put it to you this way. 1058 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,920 I had an opportunity to come about via text message. 1059 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,520 And I kid you not, it was based on a decision 1060 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,560 that I made in my mind. 1061 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,040 And that decision and that gut feeling literally said, 1062 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,480 text them back and be like, why not me? 1063 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,200 Because it was about a job at one point. 1064 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,520 It was like, we're having a hard time finding this person 1065 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,880 and all this other stuff. 1066 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,600 And I knew that I could do the job. 1067 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,880 And it was a heck of an opportunity for me. 1068 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,520 It was way out of my league. 1069 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,040 But I said, why not me? 1070 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,040 And I ended up getting that job. 1071 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,800 I ended up not staying at that job too long 1072 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,760 for some other reasons. 1073 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,800 But at the same time, got me to where I am today anyways. 1074 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,560 So it was one of those deals to where 1075 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,160 if I didn't take that shot, if I didn't believe in myself 1076 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,640 and I didn't say, hey, why not me? 1077 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,680 Why not me being in that spot? 1078 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,960 Then I wouldn't be where I'm at right now 1079 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:03,200 and wouldn't have the growth and wouldn't have some 1080 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,440 of the features that I have that really helped me excel. 1081 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,160 Yeah, that's good stuff, man. 1082 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,840 I know this is really cliche and cheesy, 1083 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,840 but be real, be authentic, be yourself. 1084 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,920 And I've talked that to our kids today, 1085 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,280 just kind of letting them know, man, like, hey, 1086 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,120 all of us want to fit in, right? 1087 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,920 And I'm sure a lot of us have done some stupid stuff 1088 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,440 to fit in or we've lied about stuff about ourselves 1089 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,800 or we've kind of hidden parts of ourselves from others 1090 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,800 just to fit in and give you an example 1091 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,000 when I was in middle school, 1092 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,920 I wanted to be liked by the urban crowd. 1093 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,040 So I would wear, dress like they were wearing. 1094 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,400 I wear the baggy jeans, the flat bill hats. 1095 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,120 I think I wanted to get a grill at one part. 1096 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,440 Yeah, and I'd be talking like, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. 1097 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,280 Oh, I still want to get a grill. 1098 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,160 Yeah, I'd be like talking like, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, 1099 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,320 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's cracking my, you know. 1100 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,080 They let me say it, they let me say it, 1101 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,360 they let me say it, my friends like. 1102 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,360 They gave him the card, they gave him the card. 1103 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,360 I was a witness, they gave him the card. 1104 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,240 I mean, that really wasn't who I was. 1105 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,400 And I found out every time I tried to fit in 1106 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,800 and tried to be something that I was not, you know, 1107 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,680 I would get friends that weren't really the best friends, 1108 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,840 but as soon as I started being myself, you know, 1109 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,400 that's when the true friends came around. 1110 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,800 So just be yourself. 1111 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,240 Don't worry about who likes you and who doesn't like you. 1112 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,920 If you're just yourself, the people that really matter 1113 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,960 will like you for you. 1114 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,800 And I know that that sounds really weird and cliche, 1115 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,960 but we live in a fake society, man. 1116 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,160 And everybody wants to put on the Facebook 1117 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,120 and Instagram filter and make their life pretty, 1118 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,840 but just be real, be you. 1119 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,200 Yeah, that's all I got to say. 1120 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,280 Yeah, bro. 1121 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,640 We live in a fake society where being real 1122 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,640 will get you punished and that ain't cool. 1123 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,880 So, but anyways, that's why you gotta be real. 1124 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,920 That's why we love people on this podcast 1125 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,440 because we've always been, you and I both been the dudes 1126 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,960 that have, you know, swam against the current 1127 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,200 and swam against what's common or mainstream, 1128 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,400 done our own thing. 1129 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,200 So, and we enjoy our listeners being the same way. 1130 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,520 So yeah, man, so tvtrashcan.com, tvtrashcan.com. 1131 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,120 Of course, we got the Instagram, the Facebook, 1132 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,320 all that good jazz, YouTube, go follow us, like, subscribe, 1133 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,760 go talk to us over there, all that good jazz. 1134 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,920 What else we got to say, Chris? 1135 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,280 I think that's it, man. 1136 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,400 I think it's it. 1137 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,560 Just enjoy life. 1138 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,240 Have we have one on your something? 1139 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,120 Have we left no stone unturned? 1140 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,000 Oh yeah, exactly. 1141 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,040 Oh yeah, I was gonna make a father's day joke 1142 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,200 because neither one of us have a dad, 1143 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,920 but you know, I figured I would. 1144 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,840 But happy father's day to all the good dads out there. 1145 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,400 Mine's no longer with us and we won't go into the other one. 1146 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,720 Mine's a piece of crap. 1147 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,520 Anyways. 1148 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,920 Yeah, but anyways, guys, we're going to sign off. 1149 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,680 I'm Chris. 1150 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,440 And I'm Micah. 1151 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:16,920 And this is the Donut Box podcast. 1152 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:39,320 And don't forget to please, follow our channel on Twitch謝. 1153 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,600 Yep. 1154 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,920 Yep. 1155 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,600 Yep. 1156 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,920 Fuck yeah.