Hello, hello, hello!
My name is Lily Monroe and thank you so much for tuning in to listen to Escort Confessions
and to listen to my voice.
So I know I have been talking about my adventures abroad and whatnot and I'm just gonna dedicate
this podcast episode to something that's actually sex related, something that males can relate
to and whatnot.
So today's episode we're going to talk about sperm.
Sperm, sperm, sperm.
I love it.
It's like such a fun word.
Sperm, sperm.
Anyways, so why is there, why do males have sperm in the first place?
Well, for reproduction.
And it's kind of funny because there's a lot of those little sperm guys, you know, swimming
around and whatnot and only one of them actually fertilizes an egg.
It's kind of crazy.
It's not, it's not like why won't there be one if only one needs to fertilize an egg.
Like I don't get it.
But anyways, and let's see, what does a healthy sperm look like?
I feel like some of you need to listen to this because it's super important.
It's very important to be in good health and to know like, hey, do I have trouble with
my sperm?
That means something is wrong.
So a healthy sperm needs to be a cloudy white color with like a jelly consistency of a raw
egg.
You can buy eggs at Walmart and I think the prices are dropping on the eggs right now.
So yeah, just go, go to Walmart, buy an egg and see what consistency raw egg looks like,
unless you already know.
So, so there's that.
And it should, it should be only one color.
It should not smell and it should kind of, you know, ejaculate in fast and in one go
from what Google says.
I don't know.
I think it's like one to three, you know, all of the sperm should be out in like one,
two, three.
So there's that.
And unhealthy sperm and I have witnessed it, you know, like I do, you know, I'm a sex worker.
So it's like, I see the types of sperm and especially with like the whole happy massages,
I'm like, oh, this guy's sperm needs like work.
He needs to go to gym and maybe switch, switch food habits, switch his diet.
So a non-healthy sperm, it's a yellow color and it, now listen to this, yellow color semen
could indicate that you have jaundice or high consumption of alcohol or food that contains
high concentration of silver.
If your semen is greenish yellow, it is an indication that there is a bacterial infection.
So I am super important about health, about, you know, men's health, women's health, health
in general.
So if your semen is not white, white, it's kind of yellowish.
You probably should switch diet and eat less junk food and eat, you know, consume less
alcohol.
One glass a week is fine.
One glass a month is fine.
You know, if you don't drink at all, that's freaking awesome.
I'm freaking proud of you.
And especially like if you're a recovering alcoholic, that's awesome that, you know,
you're going to a better path of not being an alcoholic.
And you know, alcohol doesn't do anything.
It leads to bad decisions, especially one night stands.
It's me in the past, but not anymore.
And alcohol makes you tired.
Alcohol makes you groggy, especially like the depending on your mindset.
And like it makes you eat more.
I mean, why do you need alcohol?
I mean, like even if you're trying to go to sleep, like I drank some wine yesterday, leftover
wine.
It's been in my fridge open for like a week and I couldn't sleep.
I'm like, I better just smoke a little bit of weed.
It's so much better.
Plus, you know, how many people, you know, who got on DUI and how many people do you
know who got into a car crash while on weed while they're high?
I don't know anybody, but I know there's a shit ton of DUIs and but that's a separate
subject.
But anyways, yeah, like unhealthy sperm, like it's yellow color.
It smells like shit.
It smells like it smells and I I hate that smell.
I'm sorry.
I do.
So yes, which diet go start going to gym and it should it should turn into white cloudy
color.
So there's that.
And there's that.
And if you're one of those guys who got not neutered, but you know, if you tied tubes
and whatnot, you should still have sperm.
So and it's not going to get a girl pregnant.
So yay for that.
But yeah, that's about it.
Honestly.
Oh, oh, OK.
So I'm kind of on Google at the same time.
But what are four causes for male infertility?
Smoking tobacco, using alcohol, being overweight, having sudden past or present infections,
being exposed to toxins, overheating the testicles.
Oh, ouch.
Having experienced trauma to the testicles.
Oh, yeah, that's yeah.
So don't try to keep your balls in room temperature and whatnot and not get in trouble.
So you won't get kicked into nuts.
So yeah.
So this concludes today's episode.
Keep your keep yourself healthy, keep your sperm healthy, keep everybody satisfied and
happy.
So yeah.
So thank you so much for tuning in today.
My name is Lillian Monroe and I will talk to you guys next time.