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Hello, hello, hello!

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My name is Lily Monroe and thank you so much for tuning in to listen to Escort Confessions

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and to listen to my voice.

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So I know I have been talking about my adventures abroad and whatnot and I'm just gonna dedicate

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this podcast episode to something that's actually sex related, something that males can relate

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to and whatnot.

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So today's episode we're going to talk about sperm.

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Sperm, sperm, sperm.

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I love it.

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It's like such a fun word.

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Sperm, sperm.

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Anyways, so why is there, why do males have sperm in the first place?

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Well, for reproduction.

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And it's kind of funny because there's a lot of those little sperm guys, you know, swimming

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around and whatnot and only one of them actually fertilizes an egg.

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It's kind of crazy.

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It's not, it's not like why won't there be one if only one needs to fertilize an egg.

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Like I don't get it.

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But anyways, and let's see, what does a healthy sperm look like?

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I feel like some of you need to listen to this because it's super important.

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It's very important to be in good health and to know like, hey, do I have trouble with

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my sperm?

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That means something is wrong.

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So a healthy sperm needs to be a cloudy white color with like a jelly consistency of a raw

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egg.

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You can buy eggs at Walmart and I think the prices are dropping on the eggs right now.

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So yeah, just go, go to Walmart, buy an egg and see what consistency raw egg looks like,

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unless you already know.

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So, so there's that.

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And it should, it should be only one color.

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It should not smell and it should kind of, you know, ejaculate in fast and in one go

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from what Google says.

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I don't know.

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I think it's like one to three, you know, all of the sperm should be out in like one,

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two, three.

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So there's that.

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And unhealthy sperm and I have witnessed it, you know, like I do, you know, I'm a sex worker.

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So it's like, I see the types of sperm and especially with like the whole happy massages,

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I'm like, oh, this guy's sperm needs like work.

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He needs to go to gym and maybe switch, switch food habits, switch his diet.

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So a non-healthy sperm, it's a yellow color and it, now listen to this, yellow color semen

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could indicate that you have jaundice or high consumption of alcohol or food that contains

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high concentration of silver.

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If your semen is greenish yellow, it is an indication that there is a bacterial infection.

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So I am super important about health, about, you know, men's health, women's health, health

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in general.

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So if your semen is not white, white, it's kind of yellowish.

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You probably should switch diet and eat less junk food and eat, you know, consume less

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alcohol.

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One glass a week is fine.

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One glass a month is fine.

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You know, if you don't drink at all, that's freaking awesome.

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I'm freaking proud of you.

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And especially like if you're a recovering alcoholic, that's awesome that, you know,

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you're going to a better path of not being an alcoholic.

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And you know, alcohol doesn't do anything.

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It leads to bad decisions, especially one night stands.

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It's me in the past, but not anymore.

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And alcohol makes you tired.

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Alcohol makes you groggy, especially like the depending on your mindset.

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And like it makes you eat more.

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I mean, why do you need alcohol?

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I mean, like even if you're trying to go to sleep, like I drank some wine yesterday, leftover

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wine.

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It's been in my fridge open for like a week and I couldn't sleep.

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I'm like, I better just smoke a little bit of weed.

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It's so much better.

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Plus, you know, how many people, you know, who got on DUI and how many people do you

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know who got into a car crash while on weed while they're high?

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I don't know anybody, but I know there's a shit ton of DUIs and but that's a separate

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subject.

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But anyways, yeah, like unhealthy sperm, like it's yellow color.

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It smells like shit.

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It smells like it smells and I I hate that smell.

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I'm sorry.

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I do.

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So yes, which diet go start going to gym and it should it should turn into white cloudy

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color.

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So there's that.

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And there's that.

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And if you're one of those guys who got not neutered, but you know, if you tied tubes

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and whatnot, you should still have sperm.

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So and it's not going to get a girl pregnant.

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So yay for that.

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But yeah, that's about it.

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Honestly.

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Oh, oh, OK.

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So I'm kind of on Google at the same time.

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But what are four causes for male infertility?

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Smoking tobacco, using alcohol, being overweight, having sudden past or present infections,

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being exposed to toxins, overheating the testicles.

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Oh, ouch.

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Having experienced trauma to the testicles.

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Oh, yeah, that's yeah.

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So don't try to keep your balls in room temperature and whatnot and not get in trouble.

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So you won't get kicked into nuts.

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So yeah.

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So this concludes today's episode.

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Keep your keep yourself healthy, keep your sperm healthy, keep everybody satisfied and

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happy.

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So yeah.

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So thank you so much for tuning in today.

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My name is Lillian Monroe and I will talk to you guys next time.