Hello, hello, hello! My name is Lily Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
And today I am going to continue talking about my Canada trip, so maybe you guys can get some tips.
And yeah, so let's see, after, well in the previous episode I've talked about how I lost my signal during my Toronto trip.
And then I got it in Montreal. And yeah, so after that I went, sorry, I drove to Quebec City, loved it, it was amazing, lots of history.
The weather was shit though, so I love going exploring super early in the morning because just to avoid the crowd, just so I can take more pictures, there's less pickpocketing, you know, stuff like that.
And yeah, and it's always, I don't know, I love mornings, they're great, like I love to start early, like I've, like during this trip I've been waking up religiously at 5am, if not 4.30am.
So I had so much time on my hands and I'm like, you know what, I'm going to be driving for at least 2 hours each day, I might as well explore in the morning before there's traffic.
So yeah, that's what I did in Quebec City. So when I got to Quebec at 3pm I texted my, another Airbnb host.
And after like 2 minutes of trying to message her, she didn't answer, so I'm like, oh my god, she scammed me, what's going on, where is she, where am I going to sleep tonight.
But yeah, then she answered and we're friends now, we got along so fine, like there was chemistry between us. And she also has ADHD, but a severe one, like severe one.
So yeah, but that's okay, she was super talkative, her room was amazing, and yeah, it was like I slept in the most comfy sheets ever, and the softest ones, the comfiest, softest, yeah.
And I took some nude pictures because I looked good that day, because she had a big mirror and there was good lighting, but anyways, anyways, we actually went to explore this amazing waterfall that it was, I thought it was better than Niagara Falls, just because it had better view in my opinion, it had better waterfall,
there were much less people there, and yeah, and it's like, there's this bridge of a waterfall that you walk on, I kept wanting to shake it.
Like, I don't know how many of you guys seen movie Shrek, but there is the scene where Shrek and Donkey are on the bridge about to rescue Princess Fiona, and Shrek starts swinging the bridge, that's what I wanted to do, but because I'm the villain.
But anyways, anyways, yeah, and it was just the most gorgeous view ever, and I took shit ton of pictures, it was cold, it was windy, but it was worth it, it was worth it, I'm surprised I did not get sick during this trip, I don't know, I guess this keto diet is doing wonders to me, to my body.
So, yeah, and then I slept so good that day, and in the morning I went to explore the rest of Quebec City, and went to Notre Dame of Quebec, and it was so gorgeous, like, look, I'm not religious or anything, but I mean, I do believe there's higher power and whatnot,
and I have not been to the service in years, but just going to the churches, you could just feel at peace, it's beautiful structure, beautiful architecture, and I don't like, when I take pictures, I also think about how many years, decades it took to build something that beautiful,
and the work that went into it, the people, like, what were the people doing besides building all day, what were their lives like back, you know, 18th, 16th century, you know, I think about all that stuff, when I travel, and yeah, and go to churches.
So, yeah, so I got to do a little bit of exploring in Quebec, and then I drove to Ottawa, which is the capital of Canada. I thought it was Toronto, just because Toronto is way more popular and way more talked about, but yeah, Queen Elizabeth II, rest in peace.
She decided a long time ago, well, no, I'm sorry, maybe it's not Elizabeth, I know it's one of the queens of England. She decided between three of those, like Toronto, Quebec, and Ottawa, which one would be the capital, and she decided to go to Ottawa, so I'm like, okay, cool.
And in Ottawa, I saw this amazing hotel, and it looked like a castle, and if you walk in, you'd be like, oh my god, this is so fancy, and they are not badly priced. Instead of, I don't know, I would imagine it would be like $500 a room, a night.
No, it was like $270 actually, it's not bad, it's still, you know, a little bit there, but it's not bad. Yeah, and I went to the Basilica of St. Nicholas, I think it was called, I don't remember if it was Basilica Church, but there was, I talked with a homeless guy there, he was like, this church was built a few hundred years ago, and I'm like, oh my god, wow, that's crazy, it's so gorgeous here, have a good day.
Have a good day. I'm like, I don't know, I tried to be nice to him and whatnot, but yeah, you know, just, yeah, random homeless guy, and he was super nice, so instead of creepy and stalkerish, yeah, and yeah.
So there was that, so I talked with a homeless guy at the church, and then walked through downtown. Downtown seemed so ghetto again, it's like, I don't know, man, why, why can they make cities look way more prettier?
But anyways, anyways, and then after a little bit of exploring around downtown, I drove to, back to Toronto. I stayed the night there, ordered shit ton of Uber Eats, it was like three little orders, because I was starving, like, basically, I think I ate once a day during my trip, and it was not, it was mostly guest station food.
But it was not bad food, I mean, I like guest station food, I don't know about you guys, like, it wasn't bad, it didn't cause me any, you know, well, crazy bulb movements.
So, yeah, yeah, so I ordered a bunch of Uber Eats, and I fell asleep too. I don't know, I watched Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell for some reason in Canada, and they're such good shows, and Gordon Ramsay is freaking nice and, but stern.
So, I don't know, I watched it for him, and just to learn more about the hotel industry and the restaurant industry.
Yeah, so stayed the night in Toronto, did the rest of exploring in Toronto, drove to Hamilton, which is super nice town. I saw like three different waterfalls, one was a private property.
But it was gorgeous. The second one were Tiffany Falls, met a nice woman there with her kid, super nice, took my pictures, they're great. And then, and then it was sunny, it was sunny for the like the last two days when I was in Canada.
I'm like, are you freaking kidding me? It's been raining for five days. It's like I have not seen the sun for five days, and I started feeling depressed and miss my kids, but yeah, on the, yeah, so anyways, so waterfalls.
They were nice, they were great, enjoyed the sunny weather, stayed at the best Airbnb in Canada, I stayed at, just because I stayed in the Niagara Falls, but it was like new developed neighborhood.
I don't know, suburbs, it was super cute, and it was super cheap to stay there and my bedroom was nice and I pretty much fell asleep to watching Grey's Anatomy and yeah, I'm kind of watching it, just because apparently there's not enough drama in my life.
So I enjoy somebody else's drama. Yeah. Yeah.
And then went to Canadian border the next day, met super nice guy. I should have like asked for his Facebook, but he was a, he was like a border officer. He was super nice, really cute too.
Older, which is great, and he was cute and smart and should have asked for his number, but oh well, that's okay. That is fine. He was probably married anyway. Not that that ever stopped me, but yeah, so, so yeah, it was interesting trip.
I saw lots of things, made some new friends at those Airbnbs. And yeah, but if you guys ever want to go to Canada, I would recommend going to Quebec City just because it's, it has a shit ton of history, lots of pretty buildings, same with Ottawa, but mostly Quebec City just because it has that,
it's got more of that European city feel than the other cities that I saw. But that's just me. That's just me. But yeah, this was my trip to Canada.
So it wasn't as entertaining as the one in London, but I still enjoyed it. It had good moments. Yeah, and it was, it was an adventure. It was nice world trip. I loved it. But yeah, so you have been listening to Ask Google Fashion and I'm your host Lily Monroe, and I will talk to you guys next time.