Hello boys and girls! Nah, just kidding. Hi guys, how's it going? My name is Lily and
thank you so much for listening to my beautiful and amazing and hopefully awesome podcast
and hopefully informative. So thank you so much for being here. You know, anytime I look
at the statistics on the website for my podcast, I am amazed because not only do people from,
you know, my home location Savannah get to listen, but also people from, you know, New York, LA,
Chicago or as I used to call it, Chicago, because that's how we say it, you know, as long like and
as well as from different countries including United Kingdom where I'm currently at. Well,
I'm probably I'm not because I scheduled this podcast a week, sometimes weeks in advance,
so right now I'm recording from UK, but maybe at the time you listen to this, I'll be somewhere
else. I'll be in a different country, you never know. But yeah, you know, I just so appreciate
that people from different countries and Australia and, you know, different continents listen to me
just ramble about normal stuff of a sex worker slash actor slash entrepreneur or however you say
it and, you know, just talk to just talking about my adventures and whatnot because and, you know,
I love doing these. I love doing this podcast because hopefully, you know, you guys learn
something about me. Hopefully, you learn something about the sex industry or sex work industry and
yeah and hopefully after listening to me ramble, you get to, you know, your more comfortable booking
providers or, you know, you're more comfortable coming and seeing me and booking me and checking
out what I'm up to. So yeah and again, thank you so much for like, you know, listening to me and
being here. I seriously appreciate it. I don't say thank yous enough to listeners and to my fans
and to my clients and, you know, friends and yeah, but I'm definitely gonna do it more often
because, you know, you should be grateful all the time for what you have because, you know,
be more grateful for shit you have because there's more people, there's people out there in the world
who have it worse than you. Like, they don't have food in their bellies or shelter or families or,
you know, lovers. Yeah, you know, all kinds of stuff but on a positive note, this is my adventures
in London part three. You know, my days are kind of long and a little bit rambled just, you know,
because there's time difference, there's... Well, London is five ahead, five hours ahead from Savannah,
so... Or from the southeast coast, I guess. So yeah, but you know, it's been fine. I mean,
it's only five hours ahead. It's not like it's 12 hours difference which is what, you know, Ukraine
and United States was... Well, where I used to live in Ukraine and in the United States where I used to
live, so... But anyways, yeah, you know, whenever you travel, you have to prepare in advance for
different sleep schedule, different time zones, different time to eat and stuff like that which
is so much fun. There was sarcasm which I started to understand a little bit. But anyways, we're not
here to talk about sarcasm. We're here to talk about London and yeah, this is part three. So
speaking of my rambled days, I... You know, it's a great idea to ask friends beforehand or those who
have been to different country to which you're visiting, you're planning to visit, to ask, hey,
what are some spots to check out? And I have been recommended to go to this restaurant where
everything is dark and I tried to book it today, three days before my departure and it was fully
booked until next week. I'm like, gosh darn it! You know, I've always thought that the experience
in the dark while you're eating, you know, it's pretty cool even though I can definitely do that
shit in the kitchen and just turn off the fucking lights. Excuse my language, but anyways, anyways,
like... But like, I know why it's reserved. I know it's London. I know it's an experience and yeah,
and the food is probably really freaking good. So also I've been recommended to check out the
Mad Hatter afternoon tea and I booked it and I'm so glad... I'm so glappy. I'm so glad I got the
reservation. I was a little surprised they were not booked because it looked like a fun time and I
get to have, you know, the traditional tea and cakes and little sandwiches, crisps, fish and chips
maybe, I don't know, but yeah, let's see. But back to the beginning, I'm sorry I'm getting distracted
and delivered the place. So on the third day or fourth day I... And on the seventh day the God
rested. Geez, sorry. Okay, where was I? So since I'm a Harry Potter fan, like, I had to go to Kings
Cross and check out platform nine and three quarters and maybe I did talk about it in my last
podcast or the previous one before that, but I did see the station, the platform nine and three
quarters and I got to take a picture of it right after standing in line for 20 minutes because
apparently there was a line. I was not expecting the line and I was not expecting anybody there to
ask me to pay for the photo, but it's okay. I got a good one. I got a good photo and it was £10 plus
digital copy, so yay. And I bought some stuff from Harry Potter shop which was at the Kings
Cross. So yeah, and like the Kings Cross station is so freaking gorgeous. Oh my god! Yeah, big,
gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, wonderful, extraordinary, but yeah, it's Kings Cross. Come on,
can't go wrong with that and it's super clean. And then right after that, I, yeah, as I mentioned
previously, I did the Black Cab Experience driver. I don't, I think, yeah, he was nice, but he didn't
talk much and that's okay because I didn't either, yeah, because I was kind of in a hurry and, you
know, a little anxious to get to Shrek's Adventure which was really fun. It was because I was at the
Kings Cross which is like 30 minutes away from London Eye and Shrek's Adventure was near London
Eye like right across from it. So I'm like, fuck, I hope I make it on time for my time slot because
I booked tickets day prior. So I made it there on time. There are so many Shrek decorations and I
love Shrek. I mean, it's not like, you know, I'm not obsessed with it, but I thought it was a good
experience and, you know, like whenever you, it reminded me a lot of like Universal Studios attractions
because there were actors who overreact, over, I'm sorry, overact and it made me kind of cringey
because, you know, in real life, I'm an actor and I try not to do that because you're supposed to
keep it grounded in the performances because every time you watch a TV show you think that's real
because actors don't overreact. They keep everything real, you know, moment to moment and yeah, so
anyways, I cringed a little bit, but it's okay. It's their job. It's their job to be exciting. It's
their job, you know, for the kids because it was for the kids and like, it was literally like I saw
families. I saw mom and daughter and she was, they were so sweet. Oh my god and I saw one couple,
you know, Millennials or Gen Z's, I don't know and there was me, single me, just, you know, fucking
shaking up the Shrek and I think I was as much excited as the kids because during the tour, you
know, the Shrek's adventure, like, you know, like, okay, so the story was that, oh my god.
So somehow Fiona and Shrek got trapped in, no, Vrampulstitsk, Vrampulstitsk, oh my god, I'm sorry,
I don't know what's wrong with my tongue today. So Vrampul, he kidnapped Fiona and Shrek in the
kingdom far, far away and Donkey, oh no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. So Donkey, he's like, oh yeah,
come to my bus and we were like flying to the bus, like, there was, you know, screen around you.
Unfortunately, it was not 3D, so I'm like, well, fuck, this kind of sucks, but that's okay, you know,
and we were riding with Donkey on this magical bus through, you know, the clouds and stuff like
that and through London and I'm like, this is cool, yeah, I don't feel any vibrations beneath me,
but that's fine. So anyways, maybe I should re-tape this. So basically, yeah, like, we are riding
with the Donkey, Donkey is driving this magical bus and then the witches, Vrampul's witches attack
us and apparently one witch dies and she was like Vrampul's favorite. So Vrampul kidnapped Fiona,
kidnapped Fiona and yeah, so like, like everybody had to like, you know, go through Cinderella,
then the ugly stepsister and the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man?
The muffin man! Yeah, it was something like that, but yeah, the muffin man and then we had to,
and then we got to Fiona. So like, so to rescue Fiona, we had to get essence of the ogre,
consciousness of a boy who's Pinocchio and the hair of the hero who was Cousin Boots. So I
never remember after visiting Esmeralda from whom we got, oh yeah, who helped us go to the ugly
stepsister. So she's like, just say to ugly stepsister, magic portal spell! And when we got to
the magic, or sorry, the ugly stepsister, who was a dude, which was super funny, he's like,
so have you got anything for me? Everybody turned quiet. I was like, well, she said magic portal
spell! And he's like, yes! And everybody started laughing, because like, if a kid said that, they'd have been like,
yeah, see, this kid listened, but it was me, who's like a millennial, like almost 24. They started
laughing, because like, I kept quiet, like I was by myself, but yeah, it was kind of funny, because
they were laughing at me, but also with me, I think, or just the way I did it. But yeah, no,
it was funny. But yeah, so he gave us, or she, the ugly stepsister, gave us the hair of a hero, and so
we went to the muffin man, and he talked with fake French accent, but it was cute, because he was
cute. So, oh no, I'm sorry, before that, before that we saw the sleeping beauty, I think, even
though she didn't look like it. Oh wait, no, it was some kind of princess with amnesia. So anyways, and
before her, we had to get consciousness of a boy, so Pinocchio was getting, was about to get tortured,
if everybody answered wrong questions, but we didn't, because everybody saw the movie, so we
answered it right, the dude rescued Pinocchio, and that's how we got consciousness of a boy. So
then after that, we went to this amnesia girl, and then after that, we went to the muffin man,
who combined all of these ingredients, and we got to Fiona. Fiona was trapped in this chamber,
but it was a big chamber, because you know, there were a lot of people on a tour, everybody had to
fit in, so then Shrek came to the rescue via screen, via magic green screen, and monitors,
and then he's like, okay, everybody say ogre, and we're like, ogre, and the walls of this prison
chamber, chamber, secrets, and the walls of this cell broke, and we're like, yay, and then that was
the end of the tour, which led us to the gift shop, because that's what happens. I kind of wanted to
buy something, but I'm like, do I really need it? Because that's what, like, the souvenirs are mostly
for kids, because kids play with them, and then they forget about them, and then it gets piled up,
and then you sell it on the garage sales. We're past two generations, but I'm like, yeah, you know,
like I, personally, I just started, you know, being smart with the money, and because I like to save,
I like to save money, I like to invest money, whenever I get a chance, honestly, and yeah,
like when I travel, I try to, you know, obviously, I have to get the tickets, book Airbnb or hotel,
and try to cook as much food as I can, yeah, and not buy many souvenirs, just like a little bit,
a little bit, you know, magnets and postcards and whatnot. So, yeah, so there's that, but yeah,
I like to save money, it's really good. And I will end this podcast, because it's a big adventure,
I have to spread it in multiple parts, so I will talk to you guys in a week for, and stay tuned for part four.