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Hello boys and girls! Nah, just kidding. Hi guys, how's it going? My name is Lily and

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thank you so much for listening to my beautiful and amazing and hopefully awesome podcast

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and hopefully informative. So thank you so much for being here. You know, anytime I look

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at the statistics on the website for my podcast, I am amazed because not only do people from,

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you know, my home location Savannah get to listen, but also people from, you know, New York, LA,

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Chicago or as I used to call it, Chicago, because that's how we say it, you know, as long like and

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as well as from different countries including United Kingdom where I'm currently at. Well,

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I'm probably I'm not because I scheduled this podcast a week, sometimes weeks in advance,

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so right now I'm recording from UK, but maybe at the time you listen to this, I'll be somewhere

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else. I'll be in a different country, you never know. But yeah, you know, I just so appreciate

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that people from different countries and Australia and, you know, different continents listen to me

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just ramble about normal stuff of a sex worker slash actor slash entrepreneur or however you say

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it and, you know, just talk to just talking about my adventures and whatnot because and, you know,

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I love doing these. I love doing this podcast because hopefully, you know, you guys learn

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something about me. Hopefully, you learn something about the sex industry or sex work industry and

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yeah and hopefully after listening to me ramble, you get to, you know, your more comfortable booking

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providers or, you know, you're more comfortable coming and seeing me and booking me and checking

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out what I'm up to. So yeah and again, thank you so much for like, you know, listening to me and

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being here. I seriously appreciate it. I don't say thank yous enough to listeners and to my fans

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and to my clients and, you know, friends and yeah, but I'm definitely gonna do it more often

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because, you know, you should be grateful all the time for what you have because, you know,

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be more grateful for shit you have because there's more people, there's people out there in the world

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who have it worse than you. Like, they don't have food in their bellies or shelter or families or,

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you know, lovers. Yeah, you know, all kinds of stuff but on a positive note, this is my adventures

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in London part three. You know, my days are kind of long and a little bit rambled just, you know,

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because there's time difference, there's... Well, London is five ahead, five hours ahead from Savannah,

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so... Or from the southeast coast, I guess. So yeah, but you know, it's been fine. I mean,

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it's only five hours ahead. It's not like it's 12 hours difference which is what, you know, Ukraine

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and United States was... Well, where I used to live in Ukraine and in the United States where I used to

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live, so... But anyways, yeah, you know, whenever you travel, you have to prepare in advance for

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different sleep schedule, different time zones, different time to eat and stuff like that which

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is so much fun. There was sarcasm which I started to understand a little bit. But anyways, we're not

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here to talk about sarcasm. We're here to talk about London and yeah, this is part three. So

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speaking of my rambled days, I... You know, it's a great idea to ask friends beforehand or those who

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have been to different country to which you're visiting, you're planning to visit, to ask, hey,

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what are some spots to check out? And I have been recommended to go to this restaurant where

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everything is dark and I tried to book it today, three days before my departure and it was fully

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booked until next week. I'm like, gosh darn it! You know, I've always thought that the experience

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in the dark while you're eating, you know, it's pretty cool even though I can definitely do that

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shit in the kitchen and just turn off the fucking lights. Excuse my language, but anyways, anyways,

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like... But like, I know why it's reserved. I know it's London. I know it's an experience and yeah,

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and the food is probably really freaking good. So also I've been recommended to check out the

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Mad Hatter afternoon tea and I booked it and I'm so glad... I'm so glappy. I'm so glad I got the

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reservation. I was a little surprised they were not booked because it looked like a fun time and I

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get to have, you know, the traditional tea and cakes and little sandwiches, crisps, fish and chips

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maybe, I don't know, but yeah, let's see. But back to the beginning, I'm sorry I'm getting distracted

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and delivered the place. So on the third day or fourth day I... And on the seventh day the God

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rested. Geez, sorry. Okay, where was I? So since I'm a Harry Potter fan, like, I had to go to Kings

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Cross and check out platform nine and three quarters and maybe I did talk about it in my last

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podcast or the previous one before that, but I did see the station, the platform nine and three

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quarters and I got to take a picture of it right after standing in line for 20 minutes because

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apparently there was a line. I was not expecting the line and I was not expecting anybody there to

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ask me to pay for the photo, but it's okay. I got a good one. I got a good photo and it was £10 plus

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digital copy, so yay. And I bought some stuff from Harry Potter shop which was at the Kings

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Cross. So yeah, and like the Kings Cross station is so freaking gorgeous. Oh my god! Yeah, big,

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gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, wonderful, extraordinary, but yeah, it's Kings Cross. Come on,

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can't go wrong with that and it's super clean. And then right after that, I, yeah, as I mentioned

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previously, I did the Black Cab Experience driver. I don't, I think, yeah, he was nice, but he didn't

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talk much and that's okay because I didn't either, yeah, because I was kind of in a hurry and, you

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know, a little anxious to get to Shrek's Adventure which was really fun. It was because I was at the

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Kings Cross which is like 30 minutes away from London Eye and Shrek's Adventure was near London

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Eye like right across from it. So I'm like, fuck, I hope I make it on time for my time slot because

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I booked tickets day prior. So I made it there on time. There are so many Shrek decorations and I

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love Shrek. I mean, it's not like, you know, I'm not obsessed with it, but I thought it was a good

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experience and, you know, like whenever you, it reminded me a lot of like Universal Studios attractions

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because there were actors who overreact, over, I'm sorry, overact and it made me kind of cringey

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because, you know, in real life, I'm an actor and I try not to do that because you're supposed to

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keep it grounded in the performances because every time you watch a TV show you think that's real

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because actors don't overreact. They keep everything real, you know, moment to moment and yeah, so

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anyways, I cringed a little bit, but it's okay. It's their job. It's their job to be exciting. It's

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their job, you know, for the kids because it was for the kids and like, it was literally like I saw

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families. I saw mom and daughter and she was, they were so sweet. Oh my god and I saw one couple,

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you know, Millennials or Gen Z's, I don't know and there was me, single me, just, you know, fucking

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shaking up the Shrek and I think I was as much excited as the kids because during the tour, you

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know, the Shrek's adventure, like, you know, like, okay, so the story was that, oh my god.

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So somehow Fiona and Shrek got trapped in, no, Vrampulstitsk, Vrampulstitsk, oh my god, I'm sorry,

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I don't know what's wrong with my tongue today. So Vrampul, he kidnapped Fiona and Shrek in the

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kingdom far, far away and Donkey, oh no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. So Donkey, he's like, oh yeah,

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come to my bus and we were like flying to the bus, like, there was, you know, screen around you.

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Unfortunately, it was not 3D, so I'm like, well, fuck, this kind of sucks, but that's okay, you know,

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and we were riding with Donkey on this magical bus through, you know, the clouds and stuff like

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that and through London and I'm like, this is cool, yeah, I don't feel any vibrations beneath me,

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but that's fine. So anyways, maybe I should re-tape this. So basically, yeah, like, we are riding

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with the Donkey, Donkey is driving this magical bus and then the witches, Vrampul's witches attack

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us and apparently one witch dies and she was like Vrampul's favorite. So Vrampul kidnapped Fiona,

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kidnapped Fiona and yeah, so like, like everybody had to like, you know, go through Cinderella,

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then the ugly stepsister and the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man?

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The muffin man! Yeah, it was something like that, but yeah, the muffin man and then we had to,

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and then we got to Fiona. So like, so to rescue Fiona, we had to get essence of the ogre,

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consciousness of a boy who's Pinocchio and the hair of the hero who was Cousin Boots. So I

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never remember after visiting Esmeralda from whom we got, oh yeah, who helped us go to the ugly

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stepsister. So she's like, just say to ugly stepsister, magic portal spell! And when we got to

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the magic, or sorry, the ugly stepsister, who was a dude, which was super funny, he's like,

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so have you got anything for me? Everybody turned quiet. I was like, well, she said magic portal

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spell! And he's like, yes! And everybody started laughing, because like, if a kid said that, they'd have been like,

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yeah, see, this kid listened, but it was me, who's like a millennial, like almost 24. They started

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laughing, because like, I kept quiet, like I was by myself, but yeah, it was kind of funny, because

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they were laughing at me, but also with me, I think, or just the way I did it. But yeah, no,

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it was funny. But yeah, so he gave us, or she, the ugly stepsister, gave us the hair of a hero, and so

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we went to the muffin man, and he talked with fake French accent, but it was cute, because he was

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cute. So, oh no, I'm sorry, before that, before that we saw the sleeping beauty, I think, even

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though she didn't look like it. Oh wait, no, it was some kind of princess with amnesia. So anyways, and

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before her, we had to get consciousness of a boy, so Pinocchio was getting, was about to get tortured,

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if everybody answered wrong questions, but we didn't, because everybody saw the movie, so we

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answered it right, the dude rescued Pinocchio, and that's how we got consciousness of a boy. So

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then after that, we went to this amnesia girl, and then after that, we went to the muffin man,

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who combined all of these ingredients, and we got to Fiona. Fiona was trapped in this chamber,

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but it was a big chamber, because you know, there were a lot of people on a tour, everybody had to

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fit in, so then Shrek came to the rescue via screen, via magic green screen, and monitors,

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and then he's like, okay, everybody say ogre, and we're like, ogre, and the walls of this prison

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chamber, chamber, secrets, and the walls of this cell broke, and we're like, yay, and then that was

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the end of the tour, which led us to the gift shop, because that's what happens. I kind of wanted to

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buy something, but I'm like, do I really need it? Because that's what, like, the souvenirs are mostly

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for kids, because kids play with them, and then they forget about them, and then it gets piled up,

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and then you sell it on the garage sales. We're past two generations, but I'm like, yeah, you know,

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like I, personally, I just started, you know, being smart with the money, and because I like to save,

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I like to save money, I like to invest money, whenever I get a chance, honestly, and yeah,

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like when I travel, I try to, you know, obviously, I have to get the tickets, book Airbnb or hotel,

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and try to cook as much food as I can, yeah, and not buy many souvenirs, just like a little bit,

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a little bit, you know, magnets and postcards and whatnot. So, yeah, so there's that, but yeah,

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I like to save money, it's really good. And I will end this podcast, because it's a big adventure,

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I have to spread it in multiple parts, so I will talk to you guys in a week for, and stay tuned for part four.