Hey guys, what is going on?
My name is Lily Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
Thank you so much for tuning in today and today I am going to talk about my recent trip
to Megacon.
So, Megacon is a comic book convention in Orlando, Florida.
It happens every year.
I have no idea for how long it's been going on, but it's the biggest convention I have
been to so far.
So far I've been to Savannah Comic Con, then Rose City Comic Con, which is in Portland,
Oregon.
Then I've been to the GalaxyCon in Richmond, Virginia, this one.
And I feel like I've been in one more.
Oh, DragonCon in Atlanta.
Yeah.
That one is kind of easy to forget, but it would not be easy to forget if it wasn't so
big and called DragonCon, because dragons are awesome.
But anyways, Megacon.
Oh my god, there were so many cool guests.
I took photo ops with Lana Perilla.
She played the Evil Queen in Once Upon a Time.
It's a really good show.
It's not just for females, it's for everybody.
And if you have kids, I am sure they are going to love it.
It's called Once Upon a Time.
And took photo ops with Matthew Lillard and Skid Ulrich.
They are from Scream movie, the original, not the new one.
Let's see, who else did I take a picture with?
Oh, fuck.
Matthew Lewis from Harry Potter.
He played Neville in Harry Potter films.
Yeah, he's a hunk in real life.
So, yeah, it's like in movies he is portrayed as a shy kid with like teeth and stuff.
And in real life he's actually really attractive.
And I told him he smelled good, because he did.
He did smell good.
Yeah, he was super nice.
And yeah, I took lots of pictures of cosplayers.
And cosplay, let's see, cosplay is not consent is a famous phrase among cosplayers.
And other nerds.
Because we are nerds and we are proud of it.
So cosplay is not consent, meaning that you can't take pictures of cosplayers without
asking them.
Which makes sense.
And I never remember, I caught myself quite a few times where I just like took pictures.
And then I'm like, oh my God, I'm sorry, can I take a picture?
And they're like, yeah, yeah.
And they will always say yes, I feel like.
I have yet to meet somebody who will say no.
Excuse me.
But yeah, it was so much fun.
Like I forgot what the name of the convention center is, but it's this biggest convention
center.
It's like, I don't know, it's so huge.
I can't, I can't even, I can't even say how huge it is.
It's just so big.
And that is what she said.
But yeah, and honestly, like everything comes in comparison.
But I really like this one in comparison to all of them, because it was very nicely organized.
I got an in with no issues.
Lots of, you know, I like how everything was spread out.
And on Saturday, there were a shit ton of people because Saturdays are the busiest days
of the week.
And, but yeah, on Sunday, it was very chill.
I was there until like 12 in the afternoon just because my photo op was at 1130 and I
left afterwards because I've already seen everything.
Everybody's super friendly, of course.
But yeah, and I'm like, so I love the Megacon part, but like when I did tours, yeah, my
cycle kind of came back and I had to cancel on people and there weren't a lot of inquiries.
And I don't know why, but maybe it's like because everybody just followed their taxes
or maybe it's starting to become warm and, you know, I don't know, maybe Florida people
have something against me.
I hope not, because I actually love Florida.
I love that it's sunny, there's beaches, there's shit enough stuff to do.
And Florida, I think, is better than Georgia.
I'm sorry, but I like it.
I mean, I'm not going to count the laws and stuff like that, because laws in Florida are
ridiculous, like the whole, I don't know.
Anyways, I'm not going to get political, but yeah, I really like Florida and I really wish
a lot of people booked me because I had a lot of availability.
But yeah, what else?
What else?
Oh yeah, I had an hour with one of my good friends and we got drunk on Ferris wheel and
he kept flirting everybody.
So we got like a complimentary ride on a Ferris wheel in this theme park and I did the slingshot.
It's like this slingshot that like prompts you into the sky and you might die, but might
not.
So I didn't.
Yay.
That was super fun.
That was really, really fun.
I'm like, wow, that is not as bad as I thought it would be.
So next time I see a slingshot, I'm like, I'm going on that ride because it was so much
fun.
And I went on this one thing that it like gets you really high in the air and you're
like swinging around this.
I don't even know how to explain it.
You just have to see it in person.
But yeah, I haven't been on roller coasters for a while and I've really wanted to go to
Universal Studios, but I'm like, you know, I'm just going to come back another time.
It's fine.
Like, cause I was leaving on Monday and yeah, I'm like, I just want to go home.
So and I didn't feel good and a lot of other stuff, but yeah.
So I really enjoyed my trip and it was awesome.
And yeah, it's like every time I go to Orlando or just Florida in general, I for some reason
do not get booked.
Maybe because I don't have silicone boobies or silicone lips.
I don't know.
I don't know, but because I keep seeing those TikToks with, with like girls being Florida
certified or Miami-fied and like they turn into those gorgeous, natural everything girls
into those fake bitches.
I'm sorry to say this, but it's true.
But no judgment.
It's like do what you do, girl.
Do what you do.
But yeah.
Um, yeah.
So anyways, but yeah, like a lot of people just, I guess don't like the real thing.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I feel like if, if people would just give me a chance, then they would be like, Oh my
God, I love her.
She's great.
She's better than other providers that I've seen.
So yeah.
And I'm not just saying that.
Um, actually, you know, I like to ask guys like, Hey, how are your previous experiences?
You don't have to say anything if you're not comfortable.
And usually people are comfortable saying things.
And yeah, a lot of clients that I've, you know, met and, um, met and socialized with,
they said, yeah, most providers are super mechanical.
They're right on point.
They're like, okay, money first.
And then we go to the bedroom.
I'm like, Whoa, no foreplay, no talking.
Like who, who does that?
I do.
I do a lot of talking and I do foreplay and I do a lot of other things.
Uh, but yeah.
Uh, so yeah, that was pretty much my trip.
Um, you know, just because I didn't get booked a lot, it doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it.
I still enjoyed it.
I still have fun.
And yeah, I'll be, I'll be coming back to Orlando, I'm sure.
Uh, but maybe not for tours, maybe just for pleasure, my own personal pleasure.
So yeah.
Um, that's all the updates I have right now.
Uh, I'll be in Savannah area until the 10th.
And then I'll be going to London UK, uh, from 11th until 19th.
Uh, it's been my dream for quite a while to go there.
And I'm super excited, little anxious about the whole tube.
Um, sorry, subway system, like how to navigate it, but I'm sure I'll be fine.
I mean, yeah.
So I'm glad I'm finally doing it and I'm excited.
It's going to be great.
And uh, yeah, so, you know, pre book in advance, uh, go to my website, www.lilymenro.com, read
it and yum.
And I will catch you guys next time.