Hello, hello, hello!
My name is Lily Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
Thank you so much for tuning in today.
I really appreciate your support and I hope you're having a great day right now.
And yeah, so today I'm going to talk about dating apps.
So dating apps have been quite a while here, you know, I don't know about you guys, but
I first got on Tinder in 2018 and it was a shit show back then and it's still a shit
show now.
Like I don't even know if there's people on Tinder anymore because of how much bad
web it's gotten.
So yeah, like Tinder, Tinder is just interesting.
People go there to hook up.
That's it.
It's not a relationship site anymore.
And yeah, let's not forget about the Tinder Swindler, the dude who scammed a lot of rich
white girls, I mean women.
And let's not forget about serial killers that got unfamous because of Tinder, because
they basically like the dude would swipe right on girls and then he would meet them and he
would murder them.
So and there's a bunch of those apparently.
So yeah, so Tinder.
Yeah.
Then in 2019 I registered on Hinge.
I'm like, I'm going to give it another shot.
I was single back then and way before sex work, way before I became a provider and Hinge
is the app that's meant to be deleted.
And I did delete it indeed because I did not meet any cool people.
I actually met a lot of like one night stands and time wasters and when I'm, I'm a hopeless
romantic with a dirty mind, like I believe in, well, it's kind of ironic for me to say
because I'm a provider, but I do believe that there is that special soulmate.
I do believe that there's the one and I do believe in monogamy and I feel like if you
really love your partner, you do not need anybody else.
Like I am in love with somebody and I honestly like look at other guys and I just don't see
it happening.
Like I'm not interested in other guys.
I'm interested in that one person.
So but yeah, there's some personal stuff.
You're welcome.
But yeah, and Hinge.
Yeah, not never again, never again.
So then I had an emotional breakdown recently and I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to register on Bumble, which is kind of, I know a few of my friends from personal
life, they registered on there and they met really good women.
So I'm like, okay, well maybe for guys it's a little different.
You know, there's a bunch of women on there.
There's a bunch of men there.
And so I registered and I did not realize how picky I was until until Bumble said that
there's no people in your area.
Because I tried to adjust the filters.
I'm like, okay, fine.
Let's do 25 until 50 years old, up to 30 miles, for example, showed a lot of people and then
I ran out again of people to swipe right on.
So and like I honestly wanted to get some free food, make friends and get, get, you
know, more women experience as in like I would meet girls and like do stuff with them.
So I would get more experience for sex work.
Yeah.
So that didn't happen because what happened was that I'm very assertive now.
I'm like, hey, I like you.
I think you're a cool person.
Let's hang out.
What are you doing on Sunday?
I'm free around like 3 p.m. until 9 p.m.
So what happened was two guys offered to take me on a walk and I'm like, well, I can take
my mental walk by myself anytime.
Like take me to dinner, at least throwing the drinks.
Seriously.
Then I had a few guys.
They're like, oh, well, I'm leaving town on Sunday.
I'm like, why are you on Bumble in the first place if you're leaving town on Sunday?
If you're like here temporarily, just don't register here.
Like seriously, it's obviously that you're looking for something casual.
You just want sex.
So and there's like even few girls and they, they just never answer.
Like Bumble gives you an option of 24 hours to message the person back.
So like I message first because girls message first on Bumble and a lot of people, they
didn't reply to my messages in 24 hours.
I'm like, OK, well, they're busy or they should not be on here in the first place.
If they're not going to respond, like, I don't know, maybe it's the, you know, generation
thing.
I'm just maybe I'm so up to the point of being like, yes, let's hang out this date.
Bam, bam.
I'll make reservations.
Like I have to be the man in on those websites, apparently, because I don't know what's going
on with guys, but they need like lessons on how to be a man instead of boy.
So yeah, like even 35 and 45 year olds, they don't know.
They just they can't even keep up the conversation from what I noticed.
And they're like apparently mature age, supposedly mature.
So anyways, dating apps suck.
And if you guys are on dating apps, I would just I would just delete it.
I would meet people.
There's shit on a place to meet people, both women and men.
There's coffee shops, there's restaurants.
If you go to the bar and just sit there, you'll meet people like I can guarantee you that
library, museums, art museums.
Like there's like even on the trip, if you're taking a trip somewhere, you'll meet somebody
on the plane, you know, and preferably when they don't wear headphones, because like so
many people like I travel a lot and so many people just put on headphones and don't have
real conversation for the whole like five hour flight or two hour flight.
I mean, I get it.
But I like real conversations.
I like to talk to people.
I like to get to know their story.
So I would just like meet people in public place, just like it was before the dating
apps.
And you know, the more you talk with that person in real life, the more you get to know
them.
And the more you get to know that they're not a criminal or something or a creep or
someone pretending someone they're not like, I think that I've become so jaded with sex
work that I just expect men to behave certain way.
And the reason why like being a provider is because two of us know what we're doing, know
what we're, you know, about to do and here to do like have sex, have a good time, get
paid while I get paid and they get laid.
I get paid, you guys get laid.
It works out for both of us.
I registered on Bumble four days ago and I deleted it two days later because it was it
was such a waste of time, like my time, my energy that I would just not recommend it.
Yeah, if you want to hook up with somebody, just pay them.
It'll be totally worth it.
You're going to save so much time and it's a guarantee that you're going to get laid.
So just throwing it out there.
And yeah, so that was me complaining about dating apps and why you shouldn't use them.
So yeah, just go out, meet people in real life.
You're going to make so many friends, so much connections and you're going to get laid.
So yeah.
And if not, please contact me so you could get laid.
And yeah, I'm Lily Monroe.
Thank you so much for tuning in today and I will talk to you guys next time.