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Hey everybody! How's it going? It's me, Alexa, and thank you so much for tuning in today

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to listen to Escort Confessions. And once again, I'm your host, Alexa Max. So, first

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things first, oh my god, happy new year to do! Yes, OMG, hashtag 2023, hashtag time

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for resolutions or revolutions. No, it's definitely resolutions, yes. What is... what

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are your guys' resolutions? Because mine is to definitely lose my weight and to, you

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know, work on my new book and hopefully publish it, self-publish it this time,

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because apparently it's so much cheaper to self-publish it than publish it with a

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publisher. Yeah, that's a lot of publishing in one sentence. So, yeah, let's

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say lose weight, publish new book, travel, buy a house, finally, and yeah, move, move

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somewhere else, outside of Savannah. I'm sorry, I'm just so freaking tired of this

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town. I'm not tired of my clients, I'm just tired of this town. And I do think,

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like, new clients should contact me every week instead of every two weeks. So,

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there's that. So, definitely new clients is on my list and more frequent clients.

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And more money! And I do wish, wish to you all the same, more money if you need it

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and just more money, because, you know, money always helps out in everything.

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You know, poor people say, oh, money doesn't buy you happiness. No! Money itself is just

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paper, but what you can get with money can buy you happiness. Like, I don't know,

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like, with me, money gets me to have roof over my head, food, delicious food in my

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belly, going to restaurants, going to nice restaurants, getting Uber Eats. Oh my god,

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yeah, food makes me happy, which is why I need to lose a little bit more weight, but

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yeah. Hopefully, I won't lose too much weight on my buttocks, because I do. It's

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one of my assets. Yes, those are my resolutions. And today, I'm going to talk

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about do's and don'ts for married clients. So, the first thing's first, get a Google

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number or just get a phone app that lets you, that just gives you a random number.

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So, that way you have your own cell number and then the other number is to

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contact the providers. Hopefully, I'll be the first one on that list. Fingers

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crossed. And yeah, that way it won't be too suspicious, that way nobody can track

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it and stuff like that. So, there's that. Number two, in case you decide to use

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your real number, which is fine, just name the providers by different names.

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Like, I told one of my new clients, hey, just instead of Alexa, you can just put

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Alex in your contacts. That way, like, your wife would be like, oh, who's Alex? And

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the client would say, oh, he's my work buddy, new work buddy, instead of Alexa.

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Because, you know, women get jealous and I get it. I'm a woman, I get jealous too.

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When, I mean, yeah, when my cats look at other people and, yeah, and I'm sure my

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cats get jealous when I look at other cats and pet the other cats. Yeah. Number

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three would be to, if you want, if you like the old phones, old school phones,

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just get a burner phone and like a simple plan for, hmm, simple plan, great

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freaking band. Highly recommend. Yeah, just get a burner phone. They're like, what,

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20 bucks or something right now? Maybe, maybe a little bit more, but the plan,

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like, get a plan. It's super cheap and just contact providers from a burner

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phone. Yeah, pretty sure you can do that. Yeah, because then you attach the

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screening, like, you know, get a burner phone that has camera, that's super

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easy to type. That's like, yeah, if you want. Or you can get a number, Google

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number, like I mentioned in number one. Number four would be to schedule your

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appointments in the morning instead of the evening, because that would be less

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suspicious for obvious reasons. And, I mean, try to schedule on the weekdays if

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you can, because if you're on the weekends, like, if you're a married guy,

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especially with kids, you guys are probably gonna spend weekends together,

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unless it's some kind of work thing. But I'm just saying from woman's perspective,

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schedule your sessions on weekdays in the mornings, just because it's like, if

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you can take off work just like that, and I'm snapping my fingers right now, but

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like, like, you can just say, like, hey, I'm going to work, I have to finish some

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paperwork. Your wife won't suspect anything. Versus saying to your wife that,

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hey, I have to go back to work at like 8 p.m. in the evening. She will get really

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suspicious. And I'm just saying that from personal experience. Okay, rule number

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five. I think we're on five. I don't know. I'll ask count. But rule number five. Go to

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Google and type in duck duck go. It's a platform, it's like a web page that makes

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you anonymous, pretty much. Nobody's going to track you, and it's a good place to

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search for providers. Also, tryst, where I am at. People say tries, but it's tryst

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for trust. I'm guessing, but it's like y. T-r-y-s-t. And yeah, type in my name,

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Alexa Max or Alexandria Max, and I would hop right in, in there, on the website. So,

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yeah. Rule number five. Go to duck duck go. So, let's summarize this. Rule number

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one. Get a Google phone number or get an app that will give you a random phone

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number. Number two. Instead of saying Alexa on your contacts, just put in Alex.

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Well, give providers like mail names. Rule number three. Get a burner phone if

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you want, if you'd like. Rule number four. Schedule your sessions in the mornings on

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the weekdays to be less suspicious. And rule number five. Go to duck duck go, and

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nobody is going to track you down. That is going to be it for today. Thank you so

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much for listening. And yeah, schedule sessions with me. And just email me on

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alexandriamax with two Xs. So, it's going to be alexandriamax, two Xs, 123 at gmail.com.

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Or you can just text me 843-301-1408. And please, serious

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inquiries. Only I do not have time for time wasters. Thank you so much. And yeah,

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I will talk to you guys next time.