Hey everybody! How's it going? It's me, Alexa, and thank you so much for tuning in today
to listen to Escort Confessions. And once again, I'm your host, Alexa Max. So, first
things first, oh my god, happy new year to do! Yes, OMG, hashtag 2023, hashtag time
for resolutions or revolutions. No, it's definitely resolutions, yes. What is... what
are your guys' resolutions? Because mine is to definitely lose my weight and to, you
know, work on my new book and hopefully publish it, self-publish it this time,
because apparently it's so much cheaper to self-publish it than publish it with a
publisher. Yeah, that's a lot of publishing in one sentence. So, yeah, let's
say lose weight, publish new book, travel, buy a house, finally, and yeah, move, move
somewhere else, outside of Savannah. I'm sorry, I'm just so freaking tired of this
town. I'm not tired of my clients, I'm just tired of this town. And I do think,
like, new clients should contact me every week instead of every two weeks. So,
there's that. So, definitely new clients is on my list and more frequent clients.
And more money! And I do wish, wish to you all the same, more money if you need it
and just more money, because, you know, money always helps out in everything.
You know, poor people say, oh, money doesn't buy you happiness. No! Money itself is just
paper, but what you can get with money can buy you happiness. Like, I don't know,
like, with me, money gets me to have roof over my head, food, delicious food in my
belly, going to restaurants, going to nice restaurants, getting Uber Eats. Oh my god,
yeah, food makes me happy, which is why I need to lose a little bit more weight, but
yeah. Hopefully, I won't lose too much weight on my buttocks, because I do. It's
one of my assets. Yes, those are my resolutions. And today, I'm going to talk
about do's and don'ts for married clients. So, the first thing's first, get a Google
number or just get a phone app that lets you, that just gives you a random number.
So, that way you have your own cell number and then the other number is to
contact the providers. Hopefully, I'll be the first one on that list. Fingers
crossed. And yeah, that way it won't be too suspicious, that way nobody can track
it and stuff like that. So, there's that. Number two, in case you decide to use
your real number, which is fine, just name the providers by different names.
Like, I told one of my new clients, hey, just instead of Alexa, you can just put
Alex in your contacts. That way, like, your wife would be like, oh, who's Alex? And
the client would say, oh, he's my work buddy, new work buddy, instead of Alexa.
Because, you know, women get jealous and I get it. I'm a woman, I get jealous too.
When, I mean, yeah, when my cats look at other people and, yeah, and I'm sure my
cats get jealous when I look at other cats and pet the other cats. Yeah. Number
three would be to, if you want, if you like the old phones, old school phones,
just get a burner phone and like a simple plan for, hmm, simple plan, great
freaking band. Highly recommend. Yeah, just get a burner phone. They're like, what,
20 bucks or something right now? Maybe, maybe a little bit more, but the plan,
like, get a plan. It's super cheap and just contact providers from a burner
phone. Yeah, pretty sure you can do that. Yeah, because then you attach the
screening, like, you know, get a burner phone that has camera, that's super
easy to type. That's like, yeah, if you want. Or you can get a number, Google
number, like I mentioned in number one. Number four would be to schedule your
appointments in the morning instead of the evening, because that would be less
suspicious for obvious reasons. And, I mean, try to schedule on the weekdays if
you can, because if you're on the weekends, like, if you're a married guy,
especially with kids, you guys are probably gonna spend weekends together,
unless it's some kind of work thing. But I'm just saying from woman's perspective,
schedule your sessions on weekdays in the mornings, just because it's like, if
you can take off work just like that, and I'm snapping my fingers right now, but
like, like, you can just say, like, hey, I'm going to work, I have to finish some
paperwork. Your wife won't suspect anything. Versus saying to your wife that,
hey, I have to go back to work at like 8 p.m. in the evening. She will get really
suspicious. And I'm just saying that from personal experience. Okay, rule number
five. I think we're on five. I don't know. I'll ask count. But rule number five. Go to
Google and type in duck duck go. It's a platform, it's like a web page that makes
you anonymous, pretty much. Nobody's going to track you, and it's a good place to
search for providers. Also, tryst, where I am at. People say tries, but it's tryst
for trust. I'm guessing, but it's like y. T-r-y-s-t. And yeah, type in my name,
Alexa Max or Alexandria Max, and I would hop right in, in there, on the website. So,
yeah. Rule number five. Go to duck duck go. So, let's summarize this. Rule number
one. Get a Google phone number or get an app that will give you a random phone
number. Number two. Instead of saying Alexa on your contacts, just put in Alex.
Well, give providers like mail names. Rule number three. Get a burner phone if
you want, if you'd like. Rule number four. Schedule your sessions in the mornings on
the weekdays to be less suspicious. And rule number five. Go to duck duck go, and
nobody is going to track you down. That is going to be it for today. Thank you so
much for listening. And yeah, schedule sessions with me. And just email me on
alexandriamax with two Xs. So, it's going to be alexandriamax, two Xs, 123 at gmail.com.
Or you can just text me 843-301-1408. And please, serious
inquiries. Only I do not have time for time wasters. Thank you so much. And yeah,
I will talk to you guys next time.