Hello, hello, hello everybody!
This is Alexa Max and thank you for listening to Escort Confessions.
So this is a Christmas episode, I'm just gonna go through some updates.
My recent four-day vacation and yeah, more updates.
So my schedule is pretty open, starting December 22nd until 28th and then I will see you guys
next year with some more updates on tours.
Tours?
That's about it.
I'm definitely planning to come to Albuquerque, visit Texas.
I haven't been to Dallas or what's the other one?
Houston, yes.
Dallas and Houston, I've been told to come there because people are like, oh well you're
blonde, you're like...
I'm like, okay, I'll come to Texas just to see if I like it or not, just to see if I
get inquiries.
And Albuquerque, I always have a great time there.
I love my clients there, the established clients.
I love Albuquerque itself and yeah, I'm definitely gonna visit it in winter because I want to
see more snow because I miss the snow.
Definitely planning to visit Canada and I need to visit Alaska for work and to see my
friends so it will be a very fun trip.
Yeah, I know I need to save up for a house but you know, there's this system called,
I think it's like 30%, 80% now, I'm sorry.
Basically like save up but at the same time don't spend as much.
So I've already like said goodbye to my massages, well my monthly slash bi-weekly massages because
I just need to do more exercise and nothing will hurt.
I said goodbye to fillers and Botox because I'm an actor in personal life and Botox kind
of messes everything up because it's like I can't frown, I can't really look surprised.
So there's that and I don't know, it just feels weird.
Botox feels weird, I feel like it's messing up my face a little bit.
Yeah having Botox is weird but it works, it does the job.
Yeah, fillers, I don't know, I'm like so self-conscious about my face that maybe I should get another
filler like because I don't know, I'm not getting younger but people say I'm beautiful
so I'll try to go without these because these are freaking expensive.
Guys, like being a woman is really expensive.
I know that I'm the one like doing cosmetic stuff but I know a lot of girls they do cosmetic
stuff, they put silicone in their boobs, they tighten their vaginas because they're not
as tight as mine, they do all these like hair stuff, get their nails done.
I'm like I do my nails at home because that's how I'm used to, I don't know.
I don't really trust people doing my nails because I always feel like I would get an
infection.
Yeah, but anyways that's how it was raised.
Yeah so I'm like canceled my Hulu subscription, not going to the movies as much as I used
to even though I love the movies but yeah so hopefully all those things that I'm saving
up on are gonna go toward travel instead of like getting yeah.
So yes hopefully yes definitely more traveling or as much for work I guess traveling instead
of just the pleasure.
Yeah let's see what else so there's that.
There are some tour updates.
I'm definitely doing like more zoom calls, sexy chats.
It's like chatterbait but instead of everybody seeing me and giving me some tokens, it's
personal and I'm actually talking to you and I do costume stuff so yeah and then I have
this really cool guy that I met through zoom and yeah like I dress up as cosplay girl like
whatever.
I know a lot of guys that are like nerds like me, they love cosplay as much as me so and
fortunately I do have some costumes so if you want to have sexy chat with a diva from
Fortnite or spider girl or Harley Quinn please DM me for inquiries or email me.
I would like that very very much.
Yeah so zoom chats please feel free to email me, text me and yeah I'm pretty much available.
So holidays are kind of slow for me like what was it the day before yesterday it was so
busy.
I'm like I'm tired but I have to see like three different clients in a day and I'm like
fuck yeah I paid my month's rent yes thank you guys and one of them gave me a really
good tip and he's like this is going toward your house I'm like thank you so much you
didn't have to but thank you.
Yeah because I need to save up a ton of money for the house.
But yeah so recently I went to Plattsburgh New York it's upstate New York and it's two
hours away from Albany New York and four hours from New York New York and I stayed pretty
much in this giant log cabin and it was only like 97 bucks a night.
I'm like what that's really cheap but yeah they were like so I get a confession to make
there were eight different rooms.
I took photos and a lot of them in all of them pretty much.
I took sexy photos and all of them and I just checked out a lot of them.
I swam in a hot tub in two of them because two of them had hot tubs and they didn't put
me in any of the hot tub ones.
I'm like oh what the fuck man like nobody was staying there except for me.
I like come on come on but it's okay I liked my room it was pretty cute it had a really
good view on the back porch which was like they these owners have a lot of land so like
I went to the woods I didn't see any deer unfortunately but yeah they have really big
land and this log cabin was gigantic.
It wasn't like the best cabin I've been to but definitely brought up some nice memories
took some sexy photos in there.
I enjoyed the snow storm and the snow that fell in New York.
Landed Burlington which is hour and a half away from where I was staying at because it
was kind of funky because I landed in the airport and I'm like oh my god it's an hour
and a half away from here okay that's fine.
So basically I had to drive to New York and then the next morning I had to drive back
to Vermont because I had to buy like some souvenirs from my friends and family and yeah
and explore a bit and then the day after that so it was the third day that I stayed.
I went to I had a crazy thought at six in the morning as soon as I woke up hey let's
go to Albany.
I've never been there and it's a big city and it's a capital so I went there.
I got pulled over twice in one day for speeding quotation marks and I'm like no I was not
speeding I was just going with the flow and freaking the second police officer he said
he brought me two tickets one for hazardous lights that they were now working and one
for the plate lights the one you have like the lights that you have above your license
plate.
I'm like oh my god this is a rental car they did not tell me anything so that's where adventure
begins.
I had to go I had to call enterprise they told me to call road assistance I called the
road assistance who told me that they're going to exchange my car in the Plattsburgh airport
where I was staying now which was like 15 minutes away so I'm like okay I went to the
airport I guys I was like fucking high on Adderall I was getting really anxious I'm
like fuck what is going on why is this happening did he what is going on like why didn't that
cop like me or something and I'm like fucking enterprise but listen to this I went to the
airport they did not have any cars because somebody made a reservation for the last car
that they had so I'm like okay can you call me in the morning I gave them my name my phone
number waiting until the morning oh but before that so after the airport I went to the police
station so they could dismiss my ticket they're like yeah I don't know what the fuck that
guy was talking about like everything is working and I'm like well maybe he was just trying
to fuck to fuck with me you fuck me over and stuff like that because I know how to get
out of the speeding ticket so ha ha so then in the morning enterprise didn't call me which
was fine because I had everything working on the car but I did have to go to the post
office so I could mail those tickets that hey fuck you everything works fuck off and
shit like that and yeah even like the lady at the post office she's like wait why did
they write this I'm like well apparently they were not working and which was not true and
she's like oh yeah I get it I get I got you girl she didn't really say that but she said
yeah something similar so yeah that was my shit show adventure for for New York so I'll
try not to speed but still but they these cops were I know they weren't the nicest but
at least the first one didn't say that nothing was working on my car so he just kind of dismissed
me very very quickly but yeah I really I really missed the snow like it was about 30 degrees
in Plattsburgh and there was no storm in like the last two days that I was there and I was
really enjoying it and I remember oh my gosh I just remember going off the road and I'm
like oh fuck fuck fuck but it's okay I'm fine I'm here talking with you guys so went to
this really nice kind of maple farm ish distribution center but shit ton of stuff with maple syrup
I know about maple syrup and it was really delicious it's not like it's not the one
you would buy in stores here it's just it's like local made homemade very delicious super
super sweet I would just drink it in gulps but I would be diabetic very fast so yeah
so I definitely recommend like going to Vermont because they're crazy about maple syrup and
I definitely recommend going to upstate New York just because it's really beautiful it's
so much different from like New York that you see on television so please email me at
Alexandria max with two X's 123 at gmail.com or you can just text me 843 301 1408 and please
guys serious inquiries only I am in Savannah Georgia so yeah just go ahead text me when
you wanna you know hang out wink wink play with my cats play with my other cat I hope
you got the joke because I'm quite a hopeless romantic with a very dirty mind so yeah but
yeah keep updated keep updated no keep yourself updated yeah on my tours in 2023 and yeah
thank you so much for listening to my podcast and you guys have a very Merry Christmas happy
holidays happy new year happy Hanukkah and happy future Chinese year thank you so much
for listening and I will talk to you next time.