1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,820 Hello, hello, hello everybody! 2 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:22,720 This is Alexa Max and thank you for listening to Escort Confessions. 3 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:27,520 So this is a Christmas episode, I'm just gonna go through some updates. 4 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:32,960 My recent four-day vacation and yeah, more updates. 5 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:42,600 So my schedule is pretty open, starting December 22nd until 28th and then I will see you guys 6 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:47,160 next year with some more updates on tours. 7 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,160 Tours? 8 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,680 That's about it. 9 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,760 I'm definitely planning to come to Albuquerque, visit Texas. 10 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:03,360 I haven't been to Dallas or what's the other one? 11 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,360 Houston, yes. 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:10,000 Dallas and Houston, I've been told to come there because people are like, oh well you're 13 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 blonde, you're like... 14 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,800 I'm like, okay, I'll come to Texas just to see if I like it or not, just to see if I 15 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,720 get inquiries. 16 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,960 And Albuquerque, I always have a great time there. 17 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,440 I love my clients there, the established clients. 18 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:33,240 I love Albuquerque itself and yeah, I'm definitely gonna visit it in winter because I want to 19 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,240 see more snow because I miss the snow. 20 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:44,720 Definitely planning to visit Canada and I need to visit Alaska for work and to see my 21 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,720 friends so it will be a very fun trip. 22 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:55,360 Yeah, I know I need to save up for a house but you know, there's this system called, 23 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:01,800 I think it's like 30%, 80% now, I'm sorry. 24 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:06,040 Basically like save up but at the same time don't spend as much. 25 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:13,080 So I've already like said goodbye to my massages, well my monthly slash bi-weekly massages because 26 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,480 I just need to do more exercise and nothing will hurt. 27 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:22,800 I said goodbye to fillers and Botox because I'm an actor in personal life and Botox kind 28 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,480 of messes everything up because it's like I can't frown, I can't really look surprised. 29 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,880 So there's that and I don't know, it just feels weird. 30 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,360 Botox feels weird, I feel like it's messing up my face a little bit. 31 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:41,240 Yeah having Botox is weird but it works, it does the job. 32 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:47,720 Yeah, fillers, I don't know, I'm like so self-conscious about my face that maybe I should get another 33 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:52,800 filler like because I don't know, I'm not getting younger but people say I'm beautiful 34 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,520 so I'll try to go without these because these are freaking expensive. 35 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,960 Guys, like being a woman is really expensive. 36 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:05,640 I know that I'm the one like doing cosmetic stuff but I know a lot of girls they do cosmetic 37 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:11,440 stuff, they put silicone in their boobs, they tighten their vaginas because they're not 38 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:16,920 as tight as mine, they do all these like hair stuff, get their nails done. 39 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:21,920 I'm like I do my nails at home because that's how I'm used to, I don't know. 40 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,560 I don't really trust people doing my nails because I always feel like I would get an 41 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,560 infection. 42 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,400 Yeah, but anyways that's how it was raised. 43 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:37,440 Yeah so I'm like canceled my Hulu subscription, not going to the movies as much as I used 44 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:43,240 to even though I love the movies but yeah so hopefully all those things that I'm saving 45 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:49,880 up on are gonna go toward travel instead of like getting yeah. 46 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:56,160 So yes hopefully yes definitely more traveling or as much for work I guess traveling instead 47 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,240 of just the pleasure. 48 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,880 Yeah let's see what else so there's that. 49 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,520 There are some tour updates. 50 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,080 I'm definitely doing like more zoom calls, sexy chats. 51 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:15,560 It's like chatterbait but instead of everybody seeing me and giving me some tokens, it's 52 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:22,800 personal and I'm actually talking to you and I do costume stuff so yeah and then I have 53 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:30,400 this really cool guy that I met through zoom and yeah like I dress up as cosplay girl like 54 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,000 whatever. 55 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,760 I know a lot of guys that are like nerds like me, they love cosplay as much as me so and 56 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:44,920 fortunately I do have some costumes so if you want to have sexy chat with a diva from 57 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:52,120 Fortnite or spider girl or Harley Quinn please DM me for inquiries or email me. 58 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,440 I would like that very very much. 59 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:02,600 Yeah so zoom chats please feel free to email me, text me and yeah I'm pretty much available. 60 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:09,300 So holidays are kind of slow for me like what was it the day before yesterday it was so 61 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,300 busy. 62 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:15,440 I'm like I'm tired but I have to see like three different clients in a day and I'm like 63 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:21,600 fuck yeah I paid my month's rent yes thank you guys and one of them gave me a really 64 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,280 good tip and he's like this is going toward your house I'm like thank you so much you 65 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,880 didn't have to but thank you. 66 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:31,200 Yeah because I need to save up a ton of money for the house. 67 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:41,440 But yeah so recently I went to Plattsburgh New York it's upstate New York and it's two 68 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:49,680 hours away from Albany New York and four hours from New York New York and I stayed pretty 69 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:55,560 much in this giant log cabin and it was only like 97 bucks a night. 70 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:03,160 I'm like what that's really cheap but yeah they were like so I get a confession to make 71 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,520 there were eight different rooms. 72 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:10,040 I took photos and a lot of them in all of them pretty much. 73 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:14,680 I took sexy photos and all of them and I just checked out a lot of them. 74 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:21,200 I swam in a hot tub in two of them because two of them had hot tubs and they didn't put 75 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,120 me in any of the hot tub ones. 76 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:29,040 I'm like oh what the fuck man like nobody was staying there except for me. 77 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:35,080 I like come on come on but it's okay I liked my room it was pretty cute it had a really 78 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:42,600 good view on the back porch which was like they these owners have a lot of land so like 79 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:48,920 I went to the woods I didn't see any deer unfortunately but yeah they have really big 80 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,640 land and this log cabin was gigantic. 81 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:59,440 It wasn't like the best cabin I've been to but definitely brought up some nice memories 82 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,840 took some sexy photos in there. 83 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:08,520 I enjoyed the snow storm and the snow that fell in New York. 84 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:14,200 Landed Burlington which is hour and a half away from where I was staying at because it 85 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,200 was kind of funky because I landed in the airport and I'm like oh my god it's an hour 86 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,960 and a half away from here okay that's fine. 87 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:27,080 So basically I had to drive to New York and then the next morning I had to drive back 88 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:34,920 to Vermont because I had to buy like some souvenirs from my friends and family and yeah 89 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:42,960 and explore a bit and then the day after that so it was the third day that I stayed. 90 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,960 I went to I had a crazy thought at six in the morning as soon as I woke up hey let's 91 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,960 go to Albany. 92 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:54,440 I've never been there and it's a big city and it's a capital so I went there. 93 00:07:54,440 --> 00:08:03,640 I got pulled over twice in one day for speeding quotation marks and I'm like no I was not 94 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:09,960 speeding I was just going with the flow and freaking the second police officer he said 95 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:15,520 he brought me two tickets one for hazardous lights that they were now working and one 96 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,420 for the plate lights the one you have like the lights that you have above your license 97 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:20,420 plate. 98 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:27,400 I'm like oh my god this is a rental car they did not tell me anything so that's where adventure 99 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,400 begins. 100 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:34,520 I had to go I had to call enterprise they told me to call road assistance I called the 101 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:42,400 road assistance who told me that they're going to exchange my car in the Plattsburgh airport 102 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:46,680 where I was staying now which was like 15 minutes away so I'm like okay I went to the 103 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:53,080 airport I guys I was like fucking high on Adderall I was getting really anxious I'm 104 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:59,040 like fuck what is going on why is this happening did he what is going on like why didn't that 105 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:06,840 cop like me or something and I'm like fucking enterprise but listen to this I went to the 106 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,920 airport they did not have any cars because somebody made a reservation for the last car 107 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:17,400 that they had so I'm like okay can you call me in the morning I gave them my name my phone 108 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:25,400 number waiting until the morning oh but before that so after the airport I went to the police 109 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:30,520 station so they could dismiss my ticket they're like yeah I don't know what the fuck that 110 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:35,000 guy was talking about like everything is working and I'm like well maybe he was just trying 111 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:40,360 to fuck to fuck with me you fuck me over and stuff like that because I know how to get 112 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:47,400 out of the speeding ticket so ha ha so then in the morning enterprise didn't call me which 113 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:54,000 was fine because I had everything working on the car but I did have to go to the post 114 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:01,440 office so I could mail those tickets that hey fuck you everything works fuck off and 115 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:07,880 shit like that and yeah even like the lady at the post office she's like wait why did 116 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:13,280 they write this I'm like well apparently they were not working and which was not true and 117 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:19,360 she's like oh yeah I get it I get I got you girl she didn't really say that but she said 118 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:29,440 yeah something similar so yeah that was my shit show adventure for for New York so I'll 119 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:38,760 try not to speed but still but they these cops were I know they weren't the nicest but 120 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:44,560 at least the first one didn't say that nothing was working on my car so he just kind of dismissed 121 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:51,600 me very very quickly but yeah I really I really missed the snow like it was about 30 degrees 122 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:58,600 in Plattsburgh and there was no storm in like the last two days that I was there and I was 123 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:04,320 really enjoying it and I remember oh my gosh I just remember going off the road and I'm 124 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:10,040 like oh fuck fuck fuck but it's okay I'm fine I'm here talking with you guys so went to 125 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:18,320 this really nice kind of maple farm ish distribution center but shit ton of stuff with maple syrup 126 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:23,160 I know about maple syrup and it was really delicious it's not like it's not the one 127 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:30,000 you would buy in stores here it's just it's like local made homemade very delicious super 128 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:37,280 super sweet I would just drink it in gulps but I would be diabetic very fast so yeah 129 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:42,920 so I definitely recommend like going to Vermont because they're crazy about maple syrup and 130 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:47,200 I definitely recommend going to upstate New York just because it's really beautiful it's 131 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:53,120 so much different from like New York that you see on television so please email me at 132 00:11:53,120 --> 00:12:05,840 Alexandria max with two X's 123 at gmail.com or you can just text me 843 301 1408 and please 133 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:12,640 guys serious inquiries only I am in Savannah Georgia so yeah just go ahead text me when 134 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:23,320 you wanna you know hang out wink wink play with my cats play with my other cat I hope 135 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:31,320 you got the joke because I'm quite a hopeless romantic with a very dirty mind so yeah but 136 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:40,460 yeah keep updated keep updated no keep yourself updated yeah on my tours in 2023 and yeah 137 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:46,760 thank you so much for listening to my podcast and you guys have a very Merry Christmas happy 138 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:54,340 holidays happy new year happy Hanukkah and happy future Chinese year thank you so much 139 00:12:54,340 --> 00:13:11,040 for listening and I will talk to you next time.