Hey guys, what is going on? You are listening to Escort Confessions and I am your host, Alexa
Max. Thank you so much for tuning in today. So I just came back recently from Virgin Islands,
particularly St. Thomas, which is apparently like the most beautiful island on Virgin Islands. And
yeah, it did not disappoint at all. I was so surprised that we landed in like the only airport
on that island and it was so tiny. I don't know who's been to the Savannah airport, but it's like
way tinier than that. It's like one big room and I'm like, okay, this is interesting. And the way
that we landed, like we didn't land, like the plane was not attached to the airport. Like they're
literally parked and like we came down the these steps. It was so weird, but I loved it. I actually
prefer that way. Nobody greeted us with luachas or you know how they do in Hawaii, but that is
a-okay because we are not in Hawaii. So I landed, I went to get my rental car, because yeah, that's
just what I suggest to do. That's what I like doing, because that way you get to save money on
Uber, Lyft, on a cab. Like you get to save so much money and yeah, like you have freedom to basically
go anywhere on the island. A fun fact, I did not know island was that tiny, because it took me
only 30 minutes to get from one end of the island to another. Yeah, so I was there for like four days.
I'm like by the third day, I'm like, okay, I'm bored. What the fuck am I gonna do now? And then
because first day I did some beach hopping, checked into my hotel. I actually had like three
different auditions that I had to tape. So I did them like ASAP. The next day, half of the day,
I spent just beach hopping and then I went to this really cute restaurant and I ate a lot.
A lot, because I was high on Adderall in the morning and then I was really hungry by the time
that seven o'clock came by. And then third day, yeah, I was like bored. I'm like, oh, I've seen
everything. And I was gonna go to museums, like the pirate museums, but they were all close and I'm
like, well, what the shit? Like this is like, you guys are supposed to be helping. And I did get like
some souvenirs for my mom, got my regular postcard. Yeah, so I did that. And then I just started
Googling like what the fuck is there to do in St. Thomas? And you know, there's scuba diving,
of course, which I kind of wanted to do, but I found that you can go and swim with the dolphin
and with sea lion, which is exactly what I did. I'm like, yes, bucket list wish completed.
It did cost me 400 bucks in total. Yeah, because 200, well, it was like 198 to see the dolphin. It
was like an hour and a half course. They taught us how to, you know, give them different signals.
And we had like lots of pictures, which were like 50 bucks. But there were lots of pictures and,
you know, yeah, it's like memories, memories. Yeah, I'm like, let's bucket list wish. I have to,
I have to do it. I have to, because, you know, you just never know when the next opportunity will come.
And my perspective is live each day like it's your last, because you just never know, guys. I mean,
one day you could be there, the next day you're not going to be there.
Thanks for coming to my chat talk. Oh my gosh. Yeah, no, I don't want to get all, all sinister
and dark and whatnot, but yeah, you know, you got to enjoy each day and, you know, all these things
that, you know, I used to argue with people on Facebook and Instagram. And like day later, I'm
like, it does not fucking matter. Like all those little things that you guys might get pissed at.
They just don't matter when you're laying on your deathbed. Okay, okay, I'm gonna stop being sad
and all, but yeah, you know, I would definitely recommend going to St. Thomas and Virgin Islands.
And, you know, if you just want to get away, because look, I came back from 80 degree weather,
from actually 90 degrees. It was 90 degrees when I left and I came back to like 60 degree weather.
I'm like, what the, what the hell happened? I was gone for four days. This is, this is not okay, but
it's okay. It's okay. Fall is here, but yeah, if you need to get away, just go to, go to the islands
somewhere far, far away. Get off social media. Just enjoy your time, chill by the beach, drink
beer, mimosas or whatever it is you drink. And yeah, enjoy yourself, because
so here's like some fun facts that I got to experience. So the first one was, because it's
British Virgin Islands, you would get to drive on the left side of the road instead of the right one.
And it was a little bit, it was a little bit getting used to, but I'm like, okay, this is nice.
This is, this is good. Like I'm getting my, my British training for time when I do go to England
and whatnot, because St. Thomas is an island. There were a lot of tiniest roads and a lot of like up
and down, up and down. And the rental car that I rented was really bad. It like almost stalled when
I tried to go up the hill every time. I'm like, oh my God, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna crash this stupid car.
But it's okay. It was really cheap to rent. So yeah, the guest prices were like $2 more, which
I sold one for $4.99 and one for $5.99 per gallon. I was like, oh, fuck that. No, no, no, thank you.
And I was a minority in St. Thomas. So there's like a lot of black people, but it's okay. I mean,
they're friendly, but everybody drives like a fucking maniac, just like in Atlanta or any other
major city. And St. Thomas is not even that big. Like it's literally like they don't have highest
buildings. It's just an island town. So there's lots of like fresh fish. There's lots of touristy
stuff. Like a lot of people sell gold and diamonds on that island. And yeah, it's a tourist trap kind
of a thing. But and I did not see any like super fancy ass houses when I was there. I saw very poor
houses, but hey, who cares what you live in? Like what type of house you live in? If you live on an
island where you literally can go to the beach every day. And I bet it's like really cheap to live
there because like a lot of houses were really poor. Like they looked run down. They look like
they were made up from different scraps. I mean, it's not a bad, like I'm not trying to say like
it's a bad thing, but like I felt like I was in a third world country. But it was good because I need
that feel. I need that feel back because people, I'm just out of America. It's like everything looks
the same here. Wherever you go, it's like same type of malls, same type of gas stations. Like every
major town looks the same. I don't know. I've done a lot of traveling in the United States and sometimes
I cannot tell the difference between between towns. So yeah, I think that's about it.
Then, oh, I will be in Savannah, available in Savannah from October 5th until 19th.
And then I'm coming back on 22nd and I will be here on 28th. And then I'll probably go to Hawaii
or something because no, Maui, Hawaii and Maui. Yeah, because I want to explore more. And I feel
like with all the motorcycle classes and pilot classes in between, I'm just gonna be like,
I want to get out of Savannah again. So yeah, but anyway, stay tuned. Please book ahead. Book me
in general. We will have a great time. I can show you my cute pictures with dolphins and sea lions.
And yeah, so there's that. But anyways, thank you so much for tuning in today and I will talk to you
guys next time.