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Tatara! Thank you so much for tuning in today. You are listening to Escort Confessions.
I'm your host Alexi Max and today I'm gonna talk about good stories from the clients.
So I'm gonna go with the first one, my first fly me to you. One time I hosted a tour in Denver and I didn't really get booked there,
which was kind of a surprise, but it was winter, so you know, whatevs. And this guy, like, he was super chill, like, he was super nice.
And the next time he was like, hey, I haven't done this before, but would you be willing to fly me to you? I'm like, fuck yeah, would!
That'd be so nice, so freaking cool! And I'm like, yeah, it'd be so cool to see you again and, you know, I absolutely enjoyed my time with you last time,
so yeah, I'd love to do it. And he flew me out a few months later and so he booked me for two days. So first I did get to see him,
he brought me like some wheat pants, some flowers. I'm like, yeah, my god, this is so cool, thank you!
And, cause those things are not cheap. Wheat is not cheap, so. And before that I did not smoke wheat, so after that I definitely did.
And yeah, he bought me wheat, we had a good time. The next day there was this big snowstorm and I was worried about him.
I'm like, is he gonna make it here? And, you know, I always want my clients to be safe, like, I always tell them at the end of our appointment,
like, please let me know when you make it home safe, because there's a lot of crazy drivers, there's all kinds of situations, you know.
I like when my clients get home safe, so even if I'm never gonna see you again. So yeah, and he's like, yeah, I can't make it.
And I'm like, yeah, no, I totally understand. So I ended up smoking wheat by myself and watching cartoons and ordering some blueberries.
Oh wait, no. Did I order blueberries? No, I didn't. Anyways, there was food, I remember there was like lots of food.
But yeah, I had a good time, I would definitely do fly me to you. Of course, I would have to meet a person first,
just because it would be so much more comfortable for the second time when we meet for both him and me.
The second one, one of my best clients ever. He is super nice, so I went to his house.
It's like a mellow, nowhere, super chill, super quiet, like just relaxing.
And we were drinking wine, relaxing, talking, flirting and whatnot. And then in the back of his house, I saw a tractor.
Here's the thing. I wanted to drive a tractor for a very long time and I'm like, hey, can I?
Like, maybe no, but can I? He's like, yeah, sure, let me like get it clear out and whatnot.
And yeah, I drove a tractor that day and it was great. I really enjoyed it.
So it's like one of the things you don't expect to happen during the visit, during the appointment, but it did.
And I enjoyed it. And I'm sure he had fun watching me drive around like laughing hysterically.
Yeah. Then the other time, I remember when a client booked me a hotel room in Charleston and we talked, we relaxed and I don't think.
And yeah, it's like he never met me before, but he booked a room for me in a city, paid for my time, actually more than that, and brought me gifts.
And yeah, no, I saw him again. Super cool dude. Yeah.
Another one, artists. I love meeting artists and doesn't matter what age, what race, I just I just love, you know, meeting creative people.
And he's like, hey, don't ever change anything about yourself. Your body is perfect.
And I'm like, OK, thank you. Because I was considering like breast augmentation.
But then I'm like, you know what, if an artist and a plastic surgeon tell me my breasts look fine, then they are.
And yeah. But anyways, back to him. We got high.
It's just a little I guess just a little bit high. But I just remember this moment.
We were dancing in my room and it felt like I was like in a movie like black and white movie. It's a romantic movie like 1920s, 1940s.
Yeah, I don't know. But that that moment, I kind of remembered. Yeah, you know, it's like little things and that I absolutely enjoy.
And my time in the rally, I did some traveling before checking into the hotel room. And yeah, I was fully booked.
I was let's just say my my cat cat was sore after all those visits. My cat, my kitty.
I don't know. And yeah, like people brought gifts, people like guys in Raleigh were so freaking nice.
I don't know why. Like a lot of I don't know, maybe because they weren't hobbies or whatever.
But I had a great time there. And, you know, every time I tour somewhere, I have one good story to take with me, sometimes couple of stories.
Speaking of tours, I will be traveling to Myrtle Beach on 12th of August.
Actually, let me double check. Yes, 12th of August until and I will be there until 13th morning.
Then I'm traveling to Raleigh back again.
Yay. 13th through 14th. And then I'm coming in the afternoon to Virginia Beach on the 14th and staying there until 15th of morning.
I'm probably going to leave in the morning just because it's kind of a drive.
But yeah, so 12th of August, Myrtle Beach, 13th Raleigh and 14th Virginia Beach.
So, yeah, thank you so much for tuning in, for listening.
You guys are always amazing. I am super grateful for all my followers.
And yeah, I will talk to you next time.