Hello, hello, hello, darlings! It surely has been a while. I have been traveling midwest, so basically
I started from Savannah, Georgia, where my home base, and I went to Manning, South Carolina, so my
parents. Then from there I went to Nashville, Tennessee, had this amazing hotel room that
overlooked the city, and I had... I was saving an audition there, I saw somebody, it was great.
Then I hit next destination, which was Springfield, Missouri, so a really good friend of mine went to
the aquarium, and apparently, I did not know it existed, but World's Fisherman Fair. Yeah, so if
you're into fishing, look up into that. That was actually quite entertaining, and I bought a machete.
I haven't used it yet, but I want to. And then after Springfield, I went to Kansas, and there was
nothing there, and there were no tornadoes, and I'm like, well, okay, I guess it's time to leave Kansas
now. But yeah, so I left there, and then I came into Colorado Springs, I did some hiking. Oh my
god, it was so amazing. I've been to Colorado Springs before to see a family, but I haven't
actually like explored it, so I went to this dispensary weed shop. I bought a shit ton of
stuff, man. I am so excited to try all the Sativa and the Indica. Wait, no, not Indica, the one that's
makes you hyper, but it's like the mixture of Indica and Sativa. Yeah, so I went to that shop,
and then I did some hiking on the Red Rock Canyon. I got very high, the elevation is like 6,000 feet,
I believe. And then I went to the Garden of the Gods, I would recommend going there as well.
Then after that, I did not have any inquiries, I was kind of surprised, because
I don't know, I like Colorado, and I feel like Colorado likes me, but after that I went to,
oh gosh, where did I go? Utah, there we go, Mob, Utah. I did get some inquiries, but it's like,
it just disappoints me that people do not know how to book properly. They're like,
oh, are you available? See, if I was a guy, and that's a girl, if she was available,
I would not expect to reply back. So I just reply to people with automatic messages like,
hi gorgeous, this is what I need for screening, dot dot dot. Once you figure out the date and time,
I will put you in my schedule, that's it, it's super easy. And the reason why we need deposits and
screening is because we know you guys are not criminals, we know you're not mental patients,
and deposits, it's not because to scam you, it's because to reserve your spot,
reserve your spot, just like any other business. And I actually talk about those things in my
other podcasts, feel free to check it out if you haven't yet. So Moab, Utah, I loved it there,
it was like a different planet. If you have not been there, please go there. I don't know if you
guys like mountains, I did not know I liked random red rocks all around me, but apparently I do,
and now I kind of want to ditch everything and just move in the middle of nowhere and live on
the rocks and like see random cows. There were so many cows out there in the wild and it was amazing
because, you know, I like animals, I think they should be free, just as much as us, but that's
another topic for another day. And after Moab, I went to Great Salt Lake, I used to, I used to
have relatives in Salt Lake, so it was kind of a nostalgic moment, because last time I was there
was 10 years ago. So yeah, it has not changed at all, there's still Mormons out there, Mormons,
well, I feel like I said morons, I'm sure there's some morons, but... sorry, I'm a little tipsy right now,
but anyways, yeah, and I also would recommend going to Great Salt Lake, it's just a lake,
it's a dried out lake that does not have an outlet and it has a bunch of salt, so if you're missing
salt at home, make sure to get it from the lake. It's natural and it tastes way better than
the ones that are at the stores. So after Moab, I went to... I'm sorry, after Great...
So after Great Salt Lake, I drove to Zion National Park, when it was the moment halfway there,
I realized, oh my god, I have two appointments the next day and I did not realize that it was
that date already. I'm like, god damn it, okay, I have to go now to Albuquerque, because that's
where I'm staying at, and yeah, so I'm like, okay, I gotta rush, I gotta drive like 100 miles an hour,
and yeah, so, but anyways, I got to this lake that I've been wanting to go for years,
and I stopped on the way, and it was like 20 degrees when I slept in my car, so obviously,
I didn't really get some any rest, and in the middle of me actually going to sleep, finally,
I hear a knock on my car, and it's a state trooper, and he just wanted to make sure that
everything was okay, and believe it or not, he was like the third cop, third good cop I've met in my
life, and he was super sweet, and I'm like, oh is it okay if I stop here and rest? I just couldn't
find any rest stops, and I was like super nice about it, despite having weed in my car,
which I remembered about later, so yeah, he was nice, and he left, I went to sleep,
and the next day I went to the lake. So it was 7 a.m. when I woke up, and I drove to the
Lake Silencio, is what it's called in Doctor Who universe, which I am totally recommending it guys,
it's an amazing sci-fi show, and so I went there, and guess what happened? Literally five minutes
driving into this lake, I got stuck in the sand, and I'm like, god damn it, this is not how I was
supposed to go, I was supposed to take pictures, shoot on them selfies, and drive to Albuquerque.
No, that's not what happened, what happened was I saw a bunch of trailers, I had to go to that
first person I saw who had their light on, and mind you, it was seven o'clock, not a lot of people
who are on vacation wake up at seven in the morning, so I went there, and the guy was super nice,
and he's like, hey why don't you check out the next trailer, the guy pulled like four people last
night, so I went to the guy, and he came out shirtless, which was quite nice, and then like
10 minutes later I was out of the sand, he helped me out, I paid him, not with sex, but with money,
and I drove to Albuquerque, and the drive to Albuquerque took eight hours, I think, maybe a
little bit more, but I love Albuquerque, you know, if you guys don't know, that's where Breaking Bad
was filmed at, and it's an amazing show, you should watch it if you haven't seen it yet,
I do have a friend who, well I have multiple friends who have been on that show, but I'm not
gonna say any names, but yeah, amazing show, and also as I recently found out, oh wait, no, nevermind,
so yeah, the drive to Albuquerque was about eight hour drive from where I was, and it was pretty
scenic, it was a lot of, you know, rocks, different types of rocks, all kinds of rocks, and I loved
Albuquerque, I like that I always have success when I'm there booking people, and I do get like
some time wasters, but yeah, like some of my favorite clients are there, and I love hiking,
and I love, I just love the culture there, there's a lot of reservations, like Native American
reservations or reservoirs, and a lot of Mexicans, and a lot of good food obviously, yeah, I just
love coming there, and I do remember, so the first day, or the first evening I guess I was there,
one of my regulars, he got me like this little necklace, and I loved it, it was, it's like the
shape of the cat, and it's so me, and it's comfortable, and anyways, I like, I like, you know,
gifts, like when guys bring me gifts, just because it's like nice gesture, like I do not need like a
Chanel bag, or freaking laboutines, laboutin shoes, because that shit doesn't matter, it's the small
things that, that like, lost my heart pretty much, and yeah, the next day I had like social date, and
I went to the tram that goes up, like 10 000 feet up in the mountains in Albuquerque, and oh, the view
guys, so amazing, it's just, you have to take the tram to the mountains if you're in Albuquerque,
and I went to Santa Fe, got some souvenirs for my parents, and I cannot explain how much of
Europe Santa Fe reminds me of, I think it's just a tiny street, different architecture, and
yeah, I don't know, it's just, I love it, it's, it's quaint, there's a lot of local art, and I love
local art, because local art is actually good, instead of like you, you would see, and do forgive
me, that's just my opinion, but I don't think that, you know, drizzling paint, the abstract art is
quite art, like yes, it does look good, colors do match and whatnot, but I just don't think it's
quite art, but then again, art is an expression, so, but yeah, local art, local art is amazing,
unfortunately I would, I had to go to care of some stuff, but I did get to check out some of the local
artists, and galleries, and a lot of cool churches, well, there were two in Santa Fe, and you know, I
do not, I'm not religious or anything, but going to churches just seems to calm my mind, and make me
feel good, yeah, like relaxed, actually, I don't know, I don't know why, maybe there is like things
as Holy Spirit and whatnot, yeah, so after Santa Fe, I went to see Meow Wolf, Meow Wolf is an exhibit,
it's interactive exhibit, museum, where you can touch everything, and it's like you, you do not have
time limit to go there, so the one in Mexico, the one in New Mexico, I'm sorry, had 90 rooms, but the
one in Denver had like twice as more probably, if not three times more, so it's like you go into one
room and separate it in certain way, you go, you find a door to another room, and it's like, it's
shit from my nightmares guys, like I always had dreams where I go from one room to another, but
this, like Meow Wolf, it's like, it's like I'm in a dream, but it's an amazing dream, and like there's a
lot of other people who I don't know, some of them are pretty high, which is fine, because I think,
I think it's a great idea to go to Meow Wolf exhibits when you're high, because it's, I don't
think there's nothing like it out there in the world, it's quite something, so if you do have a
chance to go to Meow Wolf, any location in the world or in United States, please do that, do yourself a
favor, go there, like you will not, you will not be disappointed, and on third day I did have to
leave, I did have a social date in this cool cafe with one of my regulars, and yeah, and then I drove
to, oh gosh, where did I drive to? It's like with all this traveling, you can't remember, um, I drove
to Oklahoma City, there we go, I did not have good luck there, it was so empty, but then again, it's
like, it's cute town, but it's not rich, so obviously with my rates, I didn't really get anybody,
but that's okay, because I was also like so tired, and I just wanted to go to sleep. After Oklahoma
City, I was back in Memphis, Nashville, and it's, it's really cute, I like it, I've never been to
Elvis's hometown, and it's a college town, lots of college kids, I do not know why, I'm intimidated
by them, so I went to Memphis, and then I had an audition that I had to submit ASAP, so I was like
asking the receptionist at the front desk, like please, are there any rooms available, like 2 20
p.m., like literally 40 minutes before check-in time, and she's like yes, yes, there is room
available, first floor is again, like yes, please, thank you. Oh guys, so if you do travel often, or
if you just like to travel, um, register at the choicehotels.com, and again, it's choicehotels.com,
it will save you shit ton of money, and you'll thank me later. So I will be finishing up my tour
in Asheville, North Carolina, and then I'm heading home to Savannah, Georgia, so yeah, book me,
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