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And welcome to our Escort Confessions podcast.

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I am your host Alex Maxx with my co-host Mr. Lane.

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December 17th is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.

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It calls attention to hate crimes against sex workers and to end the stigma against them as well.

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And I got that from the Sex Workers Outreach Project, which is a nonprofit group that offers information

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and they have a hotline that's open 24-7 for a kind ear to listen to or for other resources.

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And their number is 877-776-2004. That's the Sex Workers Outreach Project.

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So happy International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, Alexa.

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Yay! Yes, don't harass the sex workers, please. We are people too.

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Ta-da!

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Today we're going to talk about health and safety.

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Fun, fun subject.

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As a sex worker, it's my job to make sure that I am clean and that my clients are clean as well,

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that I provide a safe sex environment at my work.

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And here's the thing, I think America has the worst education system,

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which is why a lot of people don't know how to have safe sex and they don't know the risks of,

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you know, having unprotected sex. That's what I want to talk about today.

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Okay.

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So I grew up here in America and I agree with you to a large extent.

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I remember in college, I got very specific sex education when it came to talking about AIDS,

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STDs, STIs, and just how to have safe sex.

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And that was something that if I didn't look for that, I would not have learned.

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Because I had to seek that out for a special peer mentoring program that I was in in college.

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Yeah, like I remember back in middle school,

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I was taught that, well, along with like other people, I was taught the class,

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but it was only about reproductive system.

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It wasn't about sex at all. But then again, it was middle school.

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And even in high school, we did not have that class.

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In college, I didn't have that class, even though it's college, people have sex all the time there.

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I did some research, we did some research and I guess I should start with my own kind of backstory.

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So I had at my work, a lot of clients who expected me, pretty much expected me to do like

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uncovered blow jobs. And yeah, and some even, oh my God, I had one, he was

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in the middle of it and he was like about to stick it in and I'm like, so what size do you wear?

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And he's like, oh, I thought we were going to do bare. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, you're not my boyfriend. It was even not pretty or anything, but it's like, come on guys.

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But so we all, so we both did research and I want to talk about oral, vaginal, and then anal sex.

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And I think, I think we could fill it in 30 minutes. So I don't normally last 30 minutes

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when I'm doing that. Just kidding. It's okay to joke about things sometimes. Sure you do.

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So oral sex, I would suggest if you guys have regular sex, please get tested. There are some

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home kits that you can order off Amazon or any other online store and test it out at home,

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send it to a lab and then a few days you'll get hopefully negative results. And that's,

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that's the alternative to having to go see your doctor or a clinician that can do testing in

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house. Now, are they full spectrum tests? Like do they cover, you know, viral STIs like herpes

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or what are those tests covered? You know, I do believe they cover everything like STDs,

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gonorrhea, yeah, herpes, like, yeah, basically everything. Pretty sure. Cause I just, I ordered

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one recently, but it was for male. So yeah. And like I had to pee, I had to pinch, pinch my finger,

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get blood and whatnot. Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. That's comprehensive. Yeah. Cause you know,

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there's a, there's an industry standard test that you can take. If you can find a doctor that will

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issue it. So industry standard, IE, if you're going to become a performer, or if you're going

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to go to a place where brothels are legal and you're going to become a professional

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partisan, you can have an industry standard test that you can take. That's with a doctor's office

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though. Okay. So oral sex, yes, you can definitely, especially if there are open sores like canker

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sores or any kind of like chapped, you know, or split the lips or any kind of like gum bleeding,

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gum disease, any, any basically anywhere that there's any kind of blood or bodily fluid

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transmission. Correct. Correct. Yes. Do not kiss that person. Do not go down on them. Tell them to

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not go down on you. And, and there's, how do you know if you have herpes or how, how do you know

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if you have oral herpes? Basically you'll get redness, swelling, pain, and itching in the area

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where the infection is, there's going to be painful blisters on the lips or under the nose.

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And they are highly contagious. Please do not go see a provider and providers get antibiotics,

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any kind of, unfortunately it's not curable, but you can get treated for it. Yeah. You can actually

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get the suppressant that will keep your flare ups from occurring so that you will be in a state of

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inactivity with that condition. Also, just to let you know, we are not healthcare providers.

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We are not medical doctors. You should seek medical attention if you have any of these symptoms.

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This is for entertainment and infotainment purposes only. So disclaimer that we're not

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doctors. Yes. Well, thank you for that disclaimer. Yes. It's, it's better to seek help than ever.

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Right. Is that how it goes? Yeah. That also, the disclaimer was also better late than ever too. So

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maybe have that at the beginning of any kind of thing. Yeah.

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Yeah. And it's also, it's possible for, if you guys kiss, it's possible to transmit

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CMEV sorry, CMV herpes encephalus. And those are not fun. So please, if you notice the other person

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having source, just tell them no and tell them to get help because it's very selfish. If you know,

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you have any kind of sore, whether it's vaginal, anal or oral, or any part of your body, it's very

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selfish of you to not tell another person that you have it. And then they will get, they will get it.

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And then they will pass it on to somebody else. So in conclusion for all one, you basically can get STD

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and 80% of the people carry herpes simplex virus. Right. Which is exhibits in the, in a form of a

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in a form of a canker sore or a colesor. So there are varying types of herpes simplex viruses,

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but that's the most common one that 80% of people have. Yeah. So please, if you're a provider,

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do an covered blow job, get, get fun condoms. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. That's okay. I was going to

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say if you're a consumer also become tested and use condoms. Yes. And, um, yeah, there's no,

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you're no, your status too. Yes. And, um, yeah, there's like all kinds of fun condoms. Like I like

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to, if I'm going to go down on a guy, I like to use KY and they taste minty. So it's fun.

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Cause instead of like having that rubber taste in my mouth, I have minty, minty breath. So it's,

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there's that. Do you provide kissing as a service? Yes. Yes. GFE. Because I think it's very intimate.

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I love kissing. I don't understand people who don't kiss. That's just weird. Like you're,

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you're having sex and you're like staring at each other, but no kissing is just, it's super awkward.

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I will never get it, but to each their own. I think it's probably for the same reason we just

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discussed. I mean, you know, people don't want to get, not only sexual diseases too, but you can also

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get mono. You can get a cold. You get something somebody may not be presenting symptoms for. So

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it's really up to, I guess, to the provider's discretion. Oh, that's true. Yeah. If they have,

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yeah. You're right. Yes. So, um, next one, I had a couple of guys who liked to eat the butt or as

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called remain and remain fun. Well, I don't know if it's fun fact, but there's a fact that remain

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can transmit bacteria like equally and she Gala hepatitis a and various kinds of intestinal

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parasites. Yes. Rose. Yeah. And if any kind of fecal matter is going to have those intestinal,

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um, uh, flora, which is another way of describing the things that are in your gut.

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So if you have intestinal parasites, if you have equal I, which is one of the bacteria that is in

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your intestines, it helps you digest food. Um, and it's all they call isolated. It's an isolated,

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um, organism. So it stays, it's supposed to stay in your gut, in your colon, in your, in your, um,

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anus. And if it gets anywhere that's not in those areas, it can become a huge problem. Um, it can

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even be a type of flesh eating bacteria. Yeah. So one of the best things that you can prevent, um,

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other than, you know, using dental dams and like, uh, different kinds of lube that have, um,

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anti viral properties to it too. Um, but you know, it also is that just a lot of these kinds of, um,

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viruses and microorganisms, uh, can exist in oxygen rich, rich environments. So once they're

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exposed to oxygen, like the time it takes for them to, to, to live is very short period of time. Um,

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but you know, always use protection as your best, your best bet is protection. Um, it's not a hundred

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percent effective, but it is more effective than not using it. A lot of, uh, like providers on

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Twitter told, tell each other stories like through feed and whatnot. And a lot of them had similar

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issues. Me, when I had somebody go from my butt to my vagina and then they, they went to kiss me

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and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, please go wash your mouth. Like I have toothbrush, toothpaste,

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please wash it off. That is not safe. I do not want that bacteria in my mouth anywhere. Like

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you eat my butt, go wash your mouth. Exactly. And you know, it's funny. I shouldn't say funny.

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Funny is a terrible way of describing this. It is, um, it, I would say it's problematic. Um,

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first of all, let me state this by saying that I support pornography. I am, I am a hundred percent

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believe in the freedom of expression. Uh, and I don't believe pornography is damaging the way a

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lot of people say it is, but I will point out recently that Billy Eilish, uh, has come out as

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saying that when she was young, she found a lot of pornography to be harmful, which, you know,

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you should always keep minors away from anything explicit like that because their brains are not

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formally formed yet. Um, lots of reasons too, but unfortunately people who are learning about sex

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through pornography, um, you know, every, everyone loves ATM scenes because it's dirty and it's taboo

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and it's like, you know, one of the things that, and it can be done correctly, can feel good,

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and it can be a positive degradation. But in real life though, if you're going to go ATM,

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which is asthma, you know, you need to prep first and they don't understand. People don't generally

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understand that performers prep for ATM scenes. They wash, they, they, uh, douche, they make sure

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that their anal cavities are very clean, as clean as possible. And they keep the environment very

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clean too, just for those exact reasons. So if you're a civilian and you're in your personal life

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and you want to try it and you just stick it in and pull it out and have somebody look it off.

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Yeah, that's going to be fun. Extremely dangerous too. Um, just for those reasons, not to say that,

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you know, we're the authority in any of this, but, but, oh God, that's a terrible fun, but we try to

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be informed and try to get our perspectives across for entertainment purposes. I love statistics

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and they're like looking at the statistics online and apparently the most spread out STD is Comedia.

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Then comes Canary, HIV and syphilis. And when I looked into states, I'm like, that kind of makes

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sense. So nothing against the states, but like the first state, uh, with the highest STD rate in

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America is Alaska. I lived in Alaska. I could see why there's seven guys per one woman. So yeah.

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Wow. Yeah. Like there's so many guys and we don't, they, okay. Alaska does not have a lot of pretty

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women. Yeah. I mean, I've seen very few that are like super pretty. I actually know one and she's

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a, an actor in Atlanta and she's like gorgeous. I'm like, girl, good thing you got out of there.

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Like you're, you're gorgeous. Like you anyways, anyways. Yeah. So yeah, I know some performers

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who live in Alaska that I follow and they, you know, they are very pretty too, but they're,

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it's a very different kind of, it's not a glamour, like an LA glamour or Florida glamour. It's a very

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different kind of glamour. Yeah. There's a lot of like, oh my God, they're not Eskimos, but they have,

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they're exotic. They have that beautiful like all the skin, but yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Uh, they're,

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they're indigenous first person, um, heritage. Yeah. Yeah. I might even say what that is because

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I will get it wrong and that's disrespectful. So I'm not going to disrespect them by saying it,

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but it isn't getting it wrong. But it's definitely not Eskimo though. We know, we know that for sure.

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Um, boy, it's just so many minefields here about, um, making sure they're respectful of different

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people and stuff. Oh, I know. So confession times is what our escort confessions are. I will confess

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that once, uh, many years ago, I actually had a raging infection in my eye. It was a pink eye.

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And I thought, man, this pink eye is terrible. So let me go get your pink eye treatments for it.

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And, um, you know, I had it in my right eye and then it quickly spread to my left eye and I kept

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treating it for pink eye, which you normally do. And it was not getting better. So I dragged my

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happy ass to the doctor and I said, you know, what's going on with this situation? It's not

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getting any better. And then the doctor said, Oh, well you have chlamydia in your eye. And I was

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like, what? And I was, I mean, I was sexually active and I was using protection, but honestly,

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they said, yeah, this is a freak incident. You may have touched something that had that on there

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and that you may have touched your eyes. Cause I mean, it would have been, or at the time it

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would have been a very rare occurrence for Amy to get anything, uh, any kind of sexual fluid in my

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eye. Cause I wasn't doing anything like that. Um, but yeah, I just touched something and touched my

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eye and it was that easy. Yeah. That was the old confession time. Everyone knows that I had that

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situation once and in the stigma. Yeah, no, it can happen. That's my personal experience with having

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chlamydia in my eyes. You could see how awful that would be back when I didn't know better.

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Uh, when I was younger and all of that, I gave a blow job to a guy without, you know, without a

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condom, like, yeah. And then a few days after I had this zit on my lips and I'm like, what is this?

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This does not look like a zit, but then I went to the doctor and she's like, Oh, you're fine. It's

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just as it like, you've been stopped scratching your lips. Stop like, stop picking at your lips.

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Cause I pick my lips a lot like dead skin and whatnot. And it turned out to be a said, but

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basically, yes, please be safe. You'd rather be safe than sorry. And this protection for you,

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for your partner. And that way you'll stop the spread of infection to everybody else.

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Right. It's like an STI sexually transmitted infection and then a sexually transmitted disease,

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which means, which is a chronic situation where you have the disease and you have to receive

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treatments for it. Whereas an infection you can have and then have it cleared up. Yes. So there,

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there are very, very different things. An infection can go away and not be permanent.

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A disease can go away and can be cured, but it's usually chronic. And then sometimes it's

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not curable in the traditional sense. Oh yes. Uh, vaginal basically. Yeah. Use

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protection every time because you can get gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes. So what are other things? HIV,

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AIDS. Yeah. And you know, just beyond, yeah, just beyond having an STI or an STD is also just

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just knowing how to practice safe sex. And I mean, my dad is, you know, if you have a lot of sex,

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then there's lots of things that could happen to you. Like you can have, you know, tears in your,

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your vaginal, um, lining. You can have, um, you can have sores and tears and bruises on your penis.

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You know, really any organ that you're going to be using a lot of that you use out of or force

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can cause problems. You can, you know, the women can develop cysts from having too much intercourse,

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or, you know, you can tear the lining of your anal cavity just from using unprepared anal sex,

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meaning, you know, your partner's is bigger than you're used to or ready for,

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where you're not enough lube. Cause obviously you're not going to have the natural lube

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that you have from, you know, your vulva and your vagina and your butt. You have to definitely use

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some synthetic lube. Yeah, definitely. I, uh, I have a lot of, um, so sometimes if I get like big

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guys, I get tears in the lining of my vagina and I have to take off like two or three days just to

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heal her back together basically, because yeah, it hurts. It really hurts. I'm just like, okay,

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stop. Let's go schedule. So yeah, and you should be seeing a regular doctor or gynecologist for,

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you know, any kind of just regular maintenance and, and, um, observing how you're working this stuff,

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especially in men too, men can have the same problem, especially if men engage in anal sex,

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you know, they, and the reason I think something that doesn't get as talked about as much now as

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it used to back in the nineties, when I was coming up, um, as why HIV transmission rates were so much

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higher between homosexual men and men engaging in anal sex, because, you know, obviously there's,

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it's not, there's not as much lube there. And if you're not using a condom that's lubricated

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and you're being tears in your penis and in your anal lining, that will cause blood transmission.

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And when you transmit bodily fluids and blood fluids through a situation like the anal cavity,

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then that's when the HIV or HIV virus transmits so easily. And that's one of the reasons why

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they're able to pinpoint in those locations and those, uh, and those populations was, uh, because

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they weren't engaging in that kind of protection. So yeah, that's again, back to more protection

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and being aware of everything. Yeah. And for girls, if you're going to have anal sex,

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prepare yourself, get a special anal stretcher and stretch it out gradually.

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So that way it won't hurt when you do it spontaneously. And, uh, yeah, since our

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ass, but don't have natural lubricant, you have to use our shit and lube. Yeah. Whether it's

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synthetic, a water base and other kinds of lube. Did you just say a shit ton of lube?

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Is that what you said? A shit ton of lube.

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Quite literally. That's quite literal. Is that also a service that you've provided on occasion

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or continue to provide? No, I tried. I really tried, but I'm like, it's not for me. Like finger

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is fine there. Well, um, caught like put a cut on the finger. It's fine. But then like,

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shove something up in there. I can't do it.

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What? I didn't get that.

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I can't do. Yeah. I don't, I don't provide that service unfortunately, but I know a lot of girls

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do. And I watch a lot of that kind of porn just to see like how big can I get. And like, you could

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see like the intestines and I'm like, just, so yeah, when performers, performers to, um,

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prolapse, you see the rosebud come out. That's a different kind of entertainment right there.

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That's a different level of, of, of, uh, fun. Yes.

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For sure. Um, let's see. I think that's it. I can't think of anything else.

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Okay. Well, as always, yes.

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If a guy wants to try anal sex because there's a G-spot in the prostate.

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And you're talking about fake anal sex.

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Or toy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If guy wants to try it, they have to douche prior. I had somebody want to

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try out, you know, one of my sex toys. And like, when I pulled it out, there was like a fecal

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matter. So, and that is really hard to get off if you're not using a condom on the sex toys. So I

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would recommend you to try it out. I think it's a good choice. I think it's a good choice.

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If you're not using a condom on the sex toys. So I basically had to throw it out and be like,

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okay, can you please douche and prepare yourself next time? So this wouldn't happen. So, because

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I'm the one who had to, who has to clean it afterwards. And that's not the prettiest site.

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Well, those guys should be cleaning up after themselves. Just saying.

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I think if they're going to, if it's going to be their poop, they should, if they, if it

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is involved, it should always be the person who provided the poop. Clean it up. That's my rule.

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Oh, I like that. Clean your own shit. Oh, wow. This is fun.

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We can nominate our podcast or some kind of an award is that would be super duper right there.

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Yes. It's the real shit right here. We're talking about real shit.

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You will find this kind of shit anywhere else.

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I love this punch. Oh my gosh. All right. Well, thank you so much for tuning in and listening to

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Esquik Confessions podcast. My name is Alexa Max with Mr. Lin and we will talk to you next time.

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All right. Have a safe day everybody and you know, do your best. Bye.