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This is episode 107 and I am your host Alexa Max.
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So today we're gonna talk about your very first visit with a provider.
This is gonna be definitely memorable experience and I really hope in a good way.
I really hope you guys did your research, screened with the provider, you know, did
your research on her basically and hopefully she's gonna be a good one.
Yeah, so let's get started, let's get to it. Your first visit. Okay, rule number one.
Never come empty-handed. It is very rude, you know, you do not look good if you come
empty-handed. I'm just saying if it's a... if you come to a provider's home or
apartment, it's a general rule of thumb, it's a general etiquette to always bring
something. It does not have to be, you know, a designer bag for example. It can
be a candle, it can be, I don't know, like a cute dessert, it can be a bottle of your
favorite wine or I don't know, coconut water, like people bring me a Red Bull and
I love it. I'm like thank you, thank you so much. So it can be a small but
sentimental gift and then you don't have to bring it next time, just like if it's
your first time, please bring something, you'll just look better, we would give
you more attention, more of us will be nicer. Basically. Okay, rule number two.
Ask her questions, ask her what her hobbies are, you know, what is she
interested in, ask about what movies has she seen, what play has she seen, what art
museums did she visit, you know, stuff like that, very intellectual stuff, like
don't ask her for how long she's been doing this. I know a lot of girls don't
like to talk about that, some like me do, like I don't mind answering that but just
bear that in mind. Be generally interested, people love to talk about
themselves, so there's that. And you know, rule number three. Please ask her what
she is comfortable with. I know Ed can say one thing but in person it can be
totally, something totally different. So there's that. Let's see, rule number four,
five. Before the visit, please, please, please trim your nails, trim your beard or
if you don't have a beard, just, you know, have nice haircut, nice haircut, like
please take a shower. Okay, this is gonna sound embarrassing but I keep hearing
those horrible horror stories that clients come in and they leave shit stains
on the bed because they just didn't properly clean themselves. So don't be
that guy. I had a guy like that, I'm not booking him ever again because I know
he's not a very clean person. He was nice, just not clean. So please clean
yourselves, groom yourselves before coming to visit. Like you're basically
coming to your longtime lover or girlfriend, very recent girlfriend, because
if you're a maid or if you had this girlfriend for a long time, you just
don't care about your opinions anymore, you're just like, okay, let's fuck. Rule
number six. I know, I know, there's so many you guys but I just want to make
sure you know what you're doing, that you did your research as well and that
provider will definitely see you if you just follow these little steps. Oh, oh my
god, my favorite one, show up five minutes earlier or on time. Please do not
be late. Contact the provider if you're going to be late by five, ten minutes. I
know there's a limit of ten minutes, like if you're late by ten minutes, we turn on
the clock. So please be on time, please be wary and respectable of our time as
well. So let's go over these real quick. Number one, clean yourself, be clean. Rule
number two, bring a small gift. Three, ask her questions, be interested in her. Rule
number four, ask her what her comfort level is, what she's comfortable with. And
five, have fun. Please have fun. This is all about the fun experience, I mean
nothing bad is gonna happen to you. You either have good experience or not a
good one but guess what, if it's a bad one, hello, there's all these other
providers and yeah, you know, just trust your intuition when you're choosing a
provider to see because I hear bad stuff, I hear really good stuff, so you know,
just have fun, be aware of the risks. Oh and last rule, please use protection
people. We are all adults, let's be responsible adults. So there's that. So
thank you so much for tuning in today. I am your host Alexa Max and this
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