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Hello, hello, hello!

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Thank you so much for tuning in today and listening to the Escort Confessions podcast.

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This is episode 107 and I am your host Alexa Max.

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Now I always want to thank my fans, my listeners, fans, oh my god, people who listen.

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I guess I could call you guys fans and admirers and thank you for always

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supporting this podcast. And this podcast is sponsored by no one in particular at

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the moment, so if you have a company, you have business and want to sponsor us,

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please let me know. My email is vip underscore alexa underscore max with

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two x's at the end at protonmail.com. This email is very protected, so you are

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good to go, you can send me whatever, you can send me dick pics, nobody's gonna know.

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So today we're gonna talk about your very first visit with a provider.

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This is gonna be definitely memorable experience and I really hope in a good way.

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I really hope you guys did your research, screened with the provider, you know, did

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your research on her basically and hopefully she's gonna be a good one.

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Yeah, so let's get started, let's get to it. Your first visit. Okay, rule number one.

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Never come empty-handed. It is very rude, you know, you do not look good if you come

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empty-handed. I'm just saying if it's a... if you come to a provider's home or

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apartment, it's a general rule of thumb, it's a general etiquette to always bring

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something. It does not have to be, you know, a designer bag for example. It can

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be a candle, it can be, I don't know, like a cute dessert, it can be a bottle of your

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favorite wine or I don't know, coconut water, like people bring me a Red Bull and

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I love it. I'm like thank you, thank you so much. So it can be a small but

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sentimental gift and then you don't have to bring it next time, just like if it's

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your first time, please bring something, you'll just look better, we would give

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you more attention, more of us will be nicer. Basically. Okay, rule number two.

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Ask her questions, ask her what her hobbies are, you know, what is she

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interested in, ask about what movies has she seen, what play has she seen, what art

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museums did she visit, you know, stuff like that, very intellectual stuff, like

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don't ask her for how long she's been doing this. I know a lot of girls don't

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like to talk about that, some like me do, like I don't mind answering that but just

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bear that in mind. Be generally interested, people love to talk about

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themselves, so there's that. And you know, rule number three. Please ask her what

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she is comfortable with. I know Ed can say one thing but in person it can be

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totally, something totally different. So there's that. Let's see, rule number four,

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five. Before the visit, please, please, please trim your nails, trim your beard or

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if you don't have a beard, just, you know, have nice haircut, nice haircut, like

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please take a shower. Okay, this is gonna sound embarrassing but I keep hearing

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those horrible horror stories that clients come in and they leave shit stains

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on the bed because they just didn't properly clean themselves. So don't be

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that guy. I had a guy like that, I'm not booking him ever again because I know

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he's not a very clean person. He was nice, just not clean. So please clean

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yourselves, groom yourselves before coming to visit. Like you're basically

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coming to your longtime lover or girlfriend, very recent girlfriend, because

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if you're a maid or if you had this girlfriend for a long time, you just

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don't care about your opinions anymore, you're just like, okay, let's fuck. Rule

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number six. I know, I know, there's so many you guys but I just want to make

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sure you know what you're doing, that you did your research as well and that

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provider will definitely see you if you just follow these little steps. Oh, oh my

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god, my favorite one, show up five minutes earlier or on time. Please do not

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be late. Contact the provider if you're going to be late by five, ten minutes. I

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know there's a limit of ten minutes, like if you're late by ten minutes, we turn on

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the clock. So please be on time, please be wary and respectable of our time as

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well. So let's go over these real quick. Number one, clean yourself, be clean. Rule

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number two, bring a small gift. Three, ask her questions, be interested in her. Rule

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number four, ask her what her comfort level is, what she's comfortable with. And

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five, have fun. Please have fun. This is all about the fun experience, I mean

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nothing bad is gonna happen to you. You either have good experience or not a

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good one but guess what, if it's a bad one, hello, there's all these other

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providers and yeah, you know, just trust your intuition when you're choosing a

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provider to see because I hear bad stuff, I hear really good stuff, so you know,

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just have fun, be aware of the risks. Oh and last rule, please use protection

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people. We are all adults, let's be responsible adults. So there's that. So

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thank you so much for tuning in today. I am your host Alexa Max and this

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concludes our today's podcast. I am your host Alexa Max. Thank you for tuning in,

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you guys are amazing. Please like, subscribe, tell people about this

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Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Trist, Private Delights, book with me. I love to

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socialize, I love intimacy and yeah and I will talk to you guys next time.