I called it on YouTube somehow escort confessions, I think.
Because I changed it from confessions to escort confessions. I felt like it should be in the
capital words and people are like, oh, I'll click and listen. Some of my clients actually
listened and they said, I like it. It's good. I'm like, okay, good. That's good. We passed.
Yes. So today I think we should talk about the socially acceptable pyramid of sex workers
from like masseuse to sugar baby to stripper to cam girl slash content creator to escort.
Okay, we can talk about that. Is it one of those also a wife?
Wife, yes. And wife is the first one.
Yeah. Or husband. We can be non sexist about this. We can say spouse.
Non-binary spouse. I know what you mean. Yeah, I went up and looked up Rose Dalla
on Twitter. Holler, who had that post originally following her on Twitter now.
Yeah, cool.
Our podcast needs a Twitter account too, by the way. We need to do that.
Yeah, she had that the hierarchy. So yeah, we'll talk about this. So Alexa,
have you ever been married before? No, I've been engaged twice.
Okay. I have been married and I've been engaged a lot, but I've been married once. Currently not
married. But I am with a partner and we're very good. But yeah, I could definitely see putting
your spouse on there in some degree. Yeah. So why would there be some kind of hierarchy
of socially acceptable sex work? Let's talk about that. Why is that a thing you think?
I think it's a thing because whatever society tells us, what is socially acceptable,
we just accept it. So people wouldn't judge you as much as, for example, if you were just a massage
therapist, they'll be like, oh, okay, cool, cool. And then you say you're a stripper and they'll
be like, oh, okay. So do you have to do this or that? And then when you say you're an escort,
they're just like, bye. In my case anyway. I feel like it's almost a business thing kind of way,
because for example, you can be a massage therapist and work for a certain business or like a spa
and not be your own boss. And when you move up the ladder, so to speak, you're starting to become
your own boss. Like, because there are so many cam girls out there who do it full time and they make
bank and then of course escorts, but escorts, they are either, they either can work for an agency or
become independent. That is up to them. Then I know strippers, they obviously like, I know some
strippers, they choose their own hours and some they don't. Yeah, I don't know, sugar babies.
I don't really know much about sugar babies. Well, the ones I know,
I know, very much like that with the few I've talked to. Actually, I have a friend of mine who
I talked to about this podcast who loved it, that we're doing this and she wanted to know
if she could ever get involved somehow. Yes. She is a professional dom and atrix
and part-time sugar baby. She doesn't sugar as much as she used to, but she definitely doms a
lot more. I was actually, I was with her when she was trying to screen some potential sugar daddies
and we were just kind of talking about what she was looking for. Really it was more like,
in her situation, it was more like trying to find that right mix between people who wanted
a regular companion for when they had free time and had the ways and means to offer support.
What she was looking for was the regular support, but also someone to spend time with as well.
She was like, I need to meet him in public, where should we go? I suggested a place
near my hometown that I actually took a prom date to. It was a really nice upscale restaurant.
I'm not going to say they were the restaurant, but she went, and it's the kind of place that
when you go to that situation, you want to set the expectations. You don't want to be like,
hey, take me to TGI Fridays and that kind of gal. Which is nothing wrong with TGI Fridays.
I heard that a bit. Or be that kind of gal. But if you want to have a set the expectations,
set the expectations, air quotes, of what experience is like, you want to shoot for the stars
and aim amongst the moon. Or shoot for the moon and aim amongst the stars.
She went there and she had a great time. It didn't work out because they really just could
not get their schedule synced because he traveled a lot. She had other obligations and they just
never had. They hit it off great. I think they did a little bit of transactional business.
It's her business, so I don't know. But they just never have made a full-time thing out of it
because schedules. Gotcha.
So I guess this guy is slightly off topic, but it's like about this sugar thing.
So I have this one friend and him and I went out to dinner and we started talking about, you know,
all this sugar babies, sugar daddies. And he's like, can you be my sugar mama? And I'm like, dude,
dude, you make more than me. Like, why? It would not work. And he's an older guy. And I'm like,
this would just be not, it'd be weird. And then here I am offering a trip to Hawaii to my
good friend who should not be named. And me and him were talking, you know, video chat and whatnot.
And he says that, well, I would love to go to Hawaii with you, but I just don't want to
feel like I'm your sugar baby because that'd be wrong. It's fun chat.
Yeah, I am totally not any kind of transactional situation at all, but definitely a power dynamic.
I have a friend of mine and she is older than me and she's an acting friend. And we had done
one of our plays together and we traveled and we were driving back together and we were passing
through her town where I had left my car. And we were going to like, you know, I was going to go
back and we were going back to her town where my car was. And I was going to go back home.
And she's like, oh, we got to stop at this thrift store. I'm like, okay.
Okay. And so she's like, oh, look at this, look at this. And she buys me an outfit,
like a matching suit, a matching suit, tie and shirt. And I'm like, I'm going to buy this.
She's like, no, I got it for you. And I'm like, no, why? I feel weird now because it's a power
dynamic, a power shift. And if I don't buy my own clothes, what do I owe you? I mean, I don't owe
her anything because, and then I asked some other friends and they're like, oh, she's just, she's
just like that. She doesn't have that idea. I'm like, well, it's weird, but that's okay. But we
can be weird. Being weird is fine. But yeah, there's definitely a power exchange. And maybe
your other friend, the one who was asking to be your sugar baby, maybe that's why he's wealthy,
why he has more money. He's asked other people to pay for things and you can save his money.
Yeah. But like everybody asks him to be like, Hey, can you be my sugar daddy?
He just says no.
I know. I do that. I mean, I'm not anyone's sugar daddy by a long shot. But I, you know,
I mean, and that's the thing about being married or having, you know, having that kind of relationship
with somebody. I mean, that's like being married because that's a whole other thing. But if you
are the person who's the provider in a relationship and you provide the money or you provide shelter,
you provide food and you're the provider and you have that dynamic with your partner,
how different is that than being someone's sugar parent? Which is a term I've never really heard
before by where your sugar parents. I like that. Yeah. So is that something that is, is it more
like a, you know, patriarchal construct that, you know, you're a provider for someone else
and maybe that's the kind of the same thing as, as, as trying to claim the only fan models that
you support on your taxes as dependents. I don't think you can do, but you should, you can try.
That's a good thing to think about too. So where are the other hierarchy? So sugar baby, sugar
parental units, stripper cam girls, as well as content providers. So we can put content providers,
creators, cam models, and phone sex operators, people who write erotic text messages, like
Brits chat, shout out to first chat who's not sponsoring this podcast, but should be. And,
you know, um, yeah, anyone who makes like many vids or anything that makes her content, see that
that's much like being a stripper or exotic dancer is entertainment and maybe kind of free speech.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like you can do whatever. I mean, especially if you're in your own home.
Oh, did I tell you this one time, sorry, it's a little off topic again, but did I tell you this
one time when I still lived with Michael and Matt and like I had a, I had to do somebody's
photo shoot while the guy was naked and Michael started complaining, tell me why are you doing
a nude photo shoot? And I was like, yes, because I pay for this place too. And anyway, so yeah,
because frankly you can, you can do whatever you want in your home. And yeah, I feel like
strippers don't get much love that they deserve because those girls are on such high heels
all day and they do all these crazy, crazy dances and tricks and
they don't get paid enough. I think, I mean, it depends on the location, but
yeah. And then, you know, they, and they're probably the most popular pop culture reference to one.
Yeah. I mean, um, and you know,
the ones I'm friends with, I need to let them know about this podcast. They, you know, they
hustle much like any other independent contractor, you know, 1099 self-employed person. And, you know,
they spend a lot of their money on themselves. Like, I don't mean that in any other way than
they have to treat themselves as a business. And I know a lot of entertainers who have had to have,
you know, augmentations and, you know, breast implants or lip injections or just any kind of
like, you know, blood injections and stuff, which, which like being any kind of an actor or any kind
of like, you know, performer or singer, you know, despite being in public, that costs money. You
need to do those kinds of things for self-improvement and, you know, you as a business work on that. So
it's definitely even, even harder as regards to, is this something you've ever thought about doing?
I actually had lip fillers for three months or so, and I did not like it. It just felt weird. Like I,
I couldn't like feel my own lips and I had to put lipstick on and then I didn't like it went all over.
I don't know. I can't, I know some, some girls can pull it off. Like this, there's this actress,
Dove Cameron, she played one, yeah, one of the least in descendants. And I did not know they were,
I mean, I mean, I felt like they were, but they didn't look like they were. But she pulls it off.
I mean, I think so anyway, but some people, they just, they don't look good in them. But I just
think it's your own body. But at the same time, I've been told that to not get fake titties,
to not change anything. So I'm like, okay. But I know some girls, they, they have flat chest,
they want to get breasts and that's fine. But yes, it's body autonomy. You do what you want to do
with your body and all breasts matter. And you know, there are no body shaming in any capacity
at all because everyone, everyone is, is, is valid. All body types are valid. Yeah. Right on.
Right. Let's see. What is next? Oh, massage therapists. Yes. So I have, I have another escort
friend who was, who was, who was technically fully professional, fully employed as a massage
therapist. And she works through a company. I'm not going to say the name of the company because
I don't want to dox her. But she's also an escort outside of that too. And she has to keep this
use out of her. She doesn't, she can't entertain clients in that capacity where she works. If she
has to do that, she has to be on her own time. Oh, okay. And I, and I, and I know, I mean,
I haven't talked to her about this in any kind of detail, but I do know that both of those professions
are physically taxing. Like you have to be in, in, in, in, you know, good shape and have the energy
to do one and then do the other or divide that time of your day between, you know, this kind of
energy for this kind of life and this kind of work. And then your personal time. I can imagine
doing anything like that with, you know, the job I have now where I'm like physically working like,
you know, not like, but physically working eight hours of my day and then having to go and do
something like that in my downtime or off time or, you know, non work time. Yeah. So that's gotta be
taxing. Yeah. I, I cannot even imagine. Yeah. What can I just, you know, like your friend does like
as possible because she probably has one hand stronger than the other. That's what happens.
That's what is happening to me. And I don't know, like when I started, when I first started sex work,
I became more tired and just hungry and it's, yeah, I did not know sex could take so much energy
because I probably haven't had it as much as now, but yeah, it's definitely, I mean, well,
if it's crunched numbers between the next, this podcast and the next about how many exact calories
burn, well making like that, but it's, it's gotta be, it's up, it's up there. I mean, it's not
as intense as, you know, being a professional athlete, but it might as well be. So it's also
like the ones like the entertainers who are professional dancers and strippers who, who's,
you know, burn all those calories like that as well. I actually got hired to be a male stripper
years ago and I didn't do it. I don't, I just, this program has worked out where I couldn't get,
I couldn't get into, like I couldn't fulfill my shift. So I was about to move and I had to move
quicker than I was like going to. I went to the club and it's funny because the club owner,
and I quote, we're looking for more masculine men, not little, not, not twinks,
work all day, but mainly men with dad bods. And it's funny because the club manager was like,
dude, you bro, bro, you are not ripped. You don't have muscles everywhere, man. You don't have,
you don't have abs. What's up with that? No abs. So you're not in shape. I'm like, yeah, man, but
I'm confident I'm a good salesman. And then it was like, yeah, we need that. We need a daily man.
And then it's funny because I went with a girl that I was friends with and she's like, he's so
hot. Hire him. He's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but you know, can you do this and this? And I'm like,
well, yeah, it's funny. It's actually a predominantly gay club because, you know, men are
the biggest consumers of that kind of entertainment anyway. But it was, I said, I just, I couldn't get
my schedule right before I had the moves to do it. So it's not even a great story really. But yeah,
I mean, you know, I worked that whole, at least for my audition. Yeah. That's cool. Thanks. Yeah.
I always wanted to go to gay club. I think they're such, they're very, very fun. Attractions
especially. Yeah. Where'd you go? I'm sorry. I got a text message with a question mark from an unknown
number. So I get that a lot. I don't know. I don't know who is that. People have so many questions.
People have so many questions. And sometimes those guys, they don't read ads and they're like,
are you available in this area? Or hi. That's it. Hello. Hello. What's next? Anyways.
Anyways. We could talk about getting, not getting personal with clients. We can talk about separating
the boundaries between, between getting too personal with clients. Yeah. Yes. Here's a blanket
statement I'll make for work. If you are employed and you have somebody that pays you for your time,
energy, talent, and work, you should have boundaries. I have a struggle with where I work now
or the boundaries between me and my contractual obligations for what they expect of me are getting
clouded. And I don't like that. And I have to reestablish these boundaries. And even if you're
a sex worker, you have the right to boundaries between you and whatever other person you work
with. Right? Right. How do you set boundaries? Basically, if the client decides to text me,
I'm like, okay, let's tell me what date, what time you want to see me. I'll be there. Let's set it up
instead of just, and some of them, they don't realize they don't pay attention to my ads
because I don't text for free. Like texting takes time and, and sexting takes time. Like if, if they
want to sex me, they're not going to come without, without paying me first. C-U-M. Right.
Yeah. So, they don't have to arrive. You can come, but you can also arrive. I don't know.
I like that. Yeah. You can arrive, arrive all over me.
Okay. Yeah. So there's that, there's a texting, sexting, then some of them, they,
some of them are more regulars, which I love more regulars, but one of them, his schedule is so
messy and very complicated. And today he, he was like, Hey Alexa, you're available at noon.
And it was like 10, 30 in the morning. And I'm like, well, I'm kind of out of town. I'm doing
stuff, but I mean, did you like pay the deposit? Did you do this? He's like, no, well, then you're
not on the schedule. Like, I'm sorry. Like you, my schedule is hectic now. And even with the regulars
now, they have to like pay deposits. So I have to be strict with them and I have to be kind of a
bitch. And so there's, there's another boundary. And then I had this one client and Cole, I'll,
I'll name him Cole because that's how I named him in my book. And he, him and I started, you know,
after we spent some time together, we started making only fans content because that's, I wanted
to do like boy, girl content for a while. And he was like, first one I kind of vibed with, it was
good chemistry. And we started making only fans content and we started having sex,
kind of without him paying me. So, and that's when I'm like, okay, this is not okay. And I've,
apparently he had a girlfriend and I got involved in that a little bit of drama. So I'm like,
this is not okay. I have to just, just block him, you know, ghost him. Well, I explained myself
first. So, and then I guess a week ago he contacted me. He's like, hey, I just, I just want to meet up
with you. I'm like, okay, you can pay me if you want to meet up with me. He's like, well, I thought
just maybe like lunch. And I'm like, no, no Cole, I can't. So yeah, that's another boundary I had to
set. And like, I started liking this guy and that was, yeah. So I had to just cut him off
from my life. And, and it became so much easier and I've learned my lesson.
Yeah. And I understand that it is difficult too, because
I've always found that like attracts like, and I, you know, my relationships, my personal
relationships have always been, since, since I got divorced, I've said at the beginning of the top of
the podcast that I used to be married. But since I've got, I've been single and I've been not married.
And I've been not married. All of my relationships have been people who are similar in my proclivities,
in our proclivities together. And so it's never really been anything where a few times that I've
talked about my past and what I've done, you know, like the brief time I spent doing cam work as a cam
model, you know, a hundred years ago, a million years ago, you're not that old. Yeah. We're like,
wow, it's really something, you know, for us to more like, yeah, that's cool. And there was
never anything that was brought up again. And so it's not like it's, you know, really an issue, but
yeah, I mean, yeah, we'll, we'll talk about this, I'm sure for another podcast. Yeah. We talk about,
you know, people who you want to be intimate with in your real life versus your professional life
and how they feel about that. You know, I mean, one of the, I think it was talking about Rose
Dollar again, or Dollar. Yeah. I did that name wrong. Sorry. I will mention her. Everyone will
say it wrong, but she's talking about how boyfriends that support their SWs. Yeah.
Yeah. That's true. I do believe that they do have that big, big energy.
Yeah. I'm taking notes for the next podcast. Sorry. I take notes. Otherwise I forget.
Well, having a list of shout outs that will, when we do our Twitter, we'll start plugging
to other people across the board. They won't even get a sponsor at some point. That'd be great.
Yeah. Oh, off topic again. Jamal is almost ready with the demo reel. So yeah, he sent me
raw cut today. I can, I'm going to share it with you. Okay, cool. Thank you.
You're welcome. It looks very raw. It just needs like color grading and other stuff. So
there's that. That's awesome. I am looking through Twitter to find that reference again. Yeah. So
okay, as we're back to the hierarchy, we'll stay on track here. So we went through content creators,
and even having, and so I noticed something too that, and this is not something you can
probably quantify, but it's interesting to see a lot of people who are content creators,
who have partners that are supporting of them creating content. Yeah. Only to come out
a year or two later or a little while later and say, yes, my partner has been abusive, or yes,
you know, I'm in a situation where I had no control over what I was doing and I was doing
it because they were making me do this, they're agreeing me to do that. And that's something that
obviously should never happen, but hopefully those kind of people in situations like that can find
the freedom to be away from that kind of toxic relationship like that. But yeah, I mean,
sometimes occasionally you do find those partners who create content together and that's kind of
cool. It's a whole, it's like having somebody with you that's right on the same page with you
all the time that you can do this while you're, you know, can support you in personal life,
but also in your professional creative life. Yeah. Yeah. And so let's think of the kind of
things you can do. There's a gaming, creating only fan content slash content like fans, Lee or many
vids or a Sex Panther, Sexting, Night Flirt, there's all kinds of things in the industry. I don't
want to get too many shots out without getting any kind of sponsorship, but you know, I'm writing
this down because I'm not on these. Well, no, actually I did this for another friend of mine,
actually one of my ex-girlfriends started OnlyFans and I made this gigantic list of all the sites
that she can monetize her content through. It was like this huge thing, which I can send to you later.
I have to find it, I have to find where I have it in my, either my phone or on Facebook or
somewhere, say, is it PDF maybe, but yeah, it's like, it's like a hundred different sites that
she could have access to monetize her content with. We can get into, well, we should do a business of
the business kind of content and we definitely need guests. Yeah. Maybe we should ask my mistress
friend who was talking about being on here to be interviewed one day. We'll do a Zoom call and add
her to it. Yeah, I would love that. Future podcast ideas. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, so we get to the
content creation and then what's after that? That's what are we getting into? Straight up escorting or
next one, a hierarchy? See wife masseuse, sugar baby stripper, camming escort. Yeah.
Escort is up there. All right. So yeah, she makes the other professional level. It's funny because
I actually, I dated briefly a cam model and she found out that I had utilized an escort before.
I had worked with an escort, you know, at some point she got really upset about that.
Well, yeah, she never considered what she was doing as escorting. She always had a very strong
distinction between the two, you know, and it wasn't like she was slut shaming. I just think
she was surprised. Maybe she was making assumptions about where I was coming at. I mean, I just, I
clicked with her. I liked her. The fact that she was a cam model was sort of after the fact,
but like I said, like creates like, you know, like attracts like when you measure people who
are similar to you, then you know, you tend to, if you put that energy out, then I think you tend
to get it back. But it eventually turned into a toxic situation. We just didn't work out in general.
But yeah, she was a little bit niffed about that. I wasn't really sure why. I mean, I knew
obviously there are differences and we're not intentionally trying to lump them all into the
same category. Um, vis a vis one is better than the other. I mean, I'm not saying that. I don't
think you're saying that either, but I'm sure that people will hear this podcast and think,
wait a minute, there's a huge distinction here. Um, yeah, we can definitely look into other places
too that would, you know, know more about the issue. But I think that's a good point.
This is a smart point to view, you know, we're not really experts in an academic sense. We
just have our own personal experiences to work with for our podcast. Hopefully you are entertaining.
But you know, how would, how do you feel? I mean, could you do all of those other things we mentioned
before? I mean, you personally, I was, yeah. Um, well, I could always be a wife. Um, I haven't
really looked into that. So I was, I was, um, at my chiropractor a few days ago and he's like,
so what do you do for work? I'm like, well, I'm an actor model and a massage therapist. So he's like,
okay, cool. Um, so I don't know, cause I just bought a mattress and I'm going to like do Neuru
and stuff. And, uh, so, you know, more money, more people, but, um, I don't know. I feel like
they would ask for history, like work history if I applied at the massage parlor like that.
And then over here in my area, we don't have a whole bunch and they're probably in the very ghetto.
So I don't know. I have to do research about that. Um, sugar baby, I don't know because I do not
like to be dependent on somebody because that's exactly what happened when I was engaged, when I
was in some kind of relationship and shit like that. Um, stripping, I thought about stripping.
I just have to have someone come with me to a strip club because I was feeling like, I don't know,
I'm going to be so shy and you know, asking for a manager who I talked to, how do I audition to be a
stripper and whatnot. Um, and Kamen I already do that. So yeah, I like Kamen because it's like in
my own environment. I can, I can do whenever I feel like doing it. So yeah. What size are you using?
What size? Sight. What? What size are you using? No, sight. Oh, I have, I use all sizes. Um,
sights I have OnlyFans and that is it. Okay. What's the, what's the cut that OnlyFans takes
from any kind of live Kamen that you do? Uh, live Kamen, I don't know, but I take
like, I would say 90% after taxes. Maybe it's, maybe it's a little bit like, stream mates is
probably one of the bigger ones next to the live Jasmine. I think I worked with them. Okay. Stream
mates. It was like 70, 30, they took 70% and we had 30%. I mean, that was, it's been a while ago. I
don't know if it's 100% like that now. Um, but that's because they have really high overhead. Um,
for me, cause you know, when you go to Pornhub and you see like the live video feed, that's,
that's stream mates. And what they do is if you're on Pornhub or if you're on like xxn.com or like
xvideos live or whatever, whatever aggregate site you're on and it has their live version, they
usually farm that out to stream mates. They put up their banner around the outside of it to match
whatever the site you're at. So it's like Pornhub live or xvideos live, what have you. Um, so you're
paying for that kind of marketing. And so if you're one of the top performers, they'll put you live
on that banner. And so like, you know, you being bilingual and you know, Russian cam models are
very much high demand. Oh, okay. The ones I've seen on there always remind me of like Eastern
promises, the film where he goes and there's like a brothel, they're wearing like the brothel in the
back. And I can just imagine like a big warehouse with like little cubicles of like into a bedroom
and like little cam models and there's like a web server and they've all got their, you know, they've
got their, you know, servers behind there. They've got like, you know, these big, you know, Russian
outside. Yeah, but the independent Russian doll would do well, I think on those
campsites. Oh yeah, I mean I was, when I was still living with a friend of ours, I was
I was talking with a friend of mine who I, what is it, who I met on Mr. Mercedes, the TV show,
and he was making, you know, good money on Pornhub, but he was ugly. So it was just a video of
him masturbating and I'm like, okay Perry, I think I'm gonna register on it too, so.
Was he the guy with glasses? Was he really tall with glasses?
No, no, he did not wear glasses. He was very skinny. Oh wait, no, our friend of ours, yeah, yeah,
but no, he's not on Pornhub. That's like, my friend is on Pornhub.
I'm talking about your friend.
Oh no, no, no glasses. Because there was a guy on Southlake Hill who was very skinny and very tall
with glasses. He was very obnoxious and he was doing the same thing. He was telling me about it.
I'm like, yeah, I know. Okay, I know. Okay, cool. He kept telling me all about it. I'm like, yeah,
I get it. I understand. Okay, cool. If you buddy.
What was he saying exactly?
He was just talking about how much money he made doing it. He was a cam model and all this stuff
and was bragging about it, but he was also very loud and he kept wandering away from set.
And the PA was like, what are you doing? Come back here. Where are you going? He's like,
go over there. Don't go over there. Come back. I don't know if you've never seen South of Hell,
because no one's seen South of Hell. But we were in this scene where we were all wearing these big
robes and we had to be this gigantic horde of demons in robes, like monk robes. And it was
really terrifying. It came out on Halloween and Mina Savare was in it and she was super amazing.
But this dude was very tall. He had all of these tall guys together. He was just like a ball of
energy and he wouldn't shut up about it. And you're talking to everybody about it. And everyone was
like, look, first of all, you're talking too much. Second of all, we don't care about what you do in
your personal life that involves around sex. A lot of us are uncomfortable talking about it.
And third, I know exactly what you're talking about. So you have to try to impress me with it.
But anyway, apparently it's not the same what you're talking about. No, but my friend, he was
very skinny, blonde hair. I think he had blue eyes, but he talked with a very southern accent
and he was very loud. But you would definitely remember him. Yeah. If you met him, of course.
So yeah, but no, no, not the same guy. Oh, I know you're talking about now. You do? Yes. How did you
meet him? Where did you work? I didn't meet him at your house. Okay. We'll go back to this after the
podcast. We're definitely not doxed, meeting by today. Nobody gets doxed on this show. Oh, yes.
Right. Right. Now. Are you sure you met him? Based on that description. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Cool. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, no one gets that's the other goal of the show is we're not going to dox anybody.
We're talking about you. We're using a name. It's a name you've given us or name you publicly have to
talk about. No one personally gets doxed. We're using fake names. No. Okay. But you can call me.
I'm still Mr. Lane. Okay. I don't care who does that. Mr. Lane is in the house, yo.
Okay. Okay. This has been fun. Yes. Thank you. So, I mean, I cannot. I mean, my ex-wife
talking about being married again for a second. It's funny. People always talk about like
transactional power exchanges. And if you are, you know, traditionally Southern or in the Bible belt
or some kind of Baptist type of Protestant and you subscribe to the, you know,
wife should be submissive to the man kind of paradigm, then yeah, that's definitely the
ultimate power exchange. And not that we're going to see those kind of people, you know,
or their own kind of prostitute or sex worker, but it's still pretty, all of that description
sounds awful, but also sounds like a lot of fun. It was consensual. Because consensual is caring.
So men, husbands who are listening to this podcast, if you want to have some extra spicy
relationship, next time you and your, your wife, husbands and wives, or any kind of other marriage,
wives and wives, husbands and husbands, next time you have sex with your partner and you're done,
cash out them $200. Yeah. You'll absolutely love it. And then maybe when you're done and they come
to you and say, look, all the money you gave me for sex, I waited, I invested in the stock market
and I bought this brand new Mercedes Benz for you for Christmas. You can look at them and say,
I should have given you all my business. Anyway. All right.