Hey guys, what's going on? My name is Amy Amore
and you're listening to Confessions of a Former
Call Girl. So today I'm going to talk about Halloween.
I love Halloween. It's really spooky. It's a
perfect time to get away with things. It starts
with M, ends with R, and or sometimes it starts
with H and ends with I'd. Yeah. No, just kidding.
But, yeah. I mean, Halloween, like, we don't
celebrate. Okay. When I was little, and it was
ages ago, we did not celebrate Halloween. It
just started to get popular. I just remember
this Halloween, me and my best friend, we dressed
up, and I was house -sitting, I was home alone,
and we pretty much dressed up as the characters,
as our favorite characters. and we ate candy
and watched horror movies, and it was great.
I mean, nobody was trick -or -treating in Ukraine,
but I feel like it's gotten really popular now,
so the people are celebrating Halloween in Ukraine
and in Russia. Yeah, and I don't know, like,
I'm into supernatural, I'm into horror. I mean,
I'm into good horror movies. I feel like, you
know, when people say horror, they think, oh,
The Substance, Midsommar, or the other overrated
one, Hereditary. I'm like, that's nothing. Have
you seen Serbian film? Like, okay. And Serbian
film is more psychological horror. And if you
have kids, do not watch it. Like, especially
if you have kids. Your kids shouldn't watch it
and you shouldn't watch it because it will mess
up your psyche. I watched it because I was curious
and I want to see how films could mess me up.
I don't know why, but I'm into that. I'm like,
yes, please damage me more than I already am.
Just kind of sadomasochism mental, but I don't
care. I don't care. Actually, okay, the film
was so well shot, the Serbian film, that it made
it feel real. Like, before I watched Serbian
film, I was watching Saulo or 120 Days of Sodom.
And it's a French film? I think it was French.
I think it was back in 75, 80. and I did read
fun facts about this movie after I watched it
and I mean it's a good movie to watch like I
liked the decorations I liked how it was how
the scenes were paced p -a -c -d and I learned
a lot of things from watching these movies like
as a director as a future director because I
do want to direct and I want to produce well
I want to direct more I mean somebody else can
give me the money to direct it and yeah and and
finish and finish it so um but yeah solo was
good i mean it was colorful even though horrible
things happened in it uh with children and uh
but it wasn't bad like it wasn't as bad as serbian
film because uh you know 19 75 movie versus 2009,
I think, or 2010. I mean, obviously, it's going
to feel real, the later one, because, I mean,
look at Marvel movies. All those special effects,
they are made so well. Well, okay, some Marvel
movies. I mean, even CGI in... Gosh, where...
Oh, I've just seen it. Well, CGI in a lot of
2000s films was really good, like, actually better
than the modern films. So, but anyways, back
to Serbian film. It was so good. Apparently,
they are making documentary about how it was
filmed, why it was filmed, why it was written,
what it meant. Yeah, so... But, yeah, Serbian
film is definitely, like, one of my favorite
horror movies because of how well it was made
and how horrible it is. And, I mean, I think
movies that make you think for days, for weeks,
are good. So, yeah. And let's see. But, yeah,
back to Halloween. So every Halloween I spend
it with one of my good friends. And, yeah, and,
like, her family became, like, I kind of became
part of their family. And I said to my friends,
I said to my friend's mom, can you please adopt
me? I like it here. Because they have really
big house in Atlanta and, well, in the part of
Atlanta. Atlanta is an hour away from Atlanta.
So, yeah, they have this really cool big suburban
house. it's so nice because it's very i know
they have this pool they have their dogs and
they have they have cats now um actually get
to spend time with one of their cats boy it was
a boy of course it's a boy like i get along better
with boys anyway in life um but yeah and it's
like i don't know um yeah i like their family
school family that my friend has and um Yeah,
because last time I was there, we played Spanish
domino? No, not Spanish. Mexican. Mexican train.
There we go. Wait, that sounds dirty. Mexican
train. Not, like, dirty. As in, like, perverted.
Sounds perverted. I don't know why. In my head,
that sounds perverted. Mexican train. Eiffel
Tower. Yeah. Yeah. Anywho. And it's just... because
me and my family we don't get to spend much time
together like yeah we you know talk but not like
have family dinners like they used to have at
their home so that was nice that was very nice
and um um yeah so and we carved pumpkins i never
carved pumpkin before i did last halloween and
this was the second one so i'm like i'm gonna
try different designs i'm gonna try more complicated
designs so As I'm looking at my pumpkin outside.
But yeah, I like to carve pumpkins. It's like,
yes, I'm gonna let out my anger on this vegetable.
I'm gonna make it pretty. Yeah, we carved pumpkins.
We went to haunted houses. And haunted houses,
they are not scary to me. But I'm a dark romance
fantasy girl now. So I like when a guy, when
a shirtless guy with a saw comes to me. It's
like, oh, who is this? But yeah, I have four
different books, my dark romance books that I
have to finish at some point. But it's like,
you know, the books that you buy and then you
never read them and the films you have on your
list, but you never get to watch them. I'm one
of those people. Hello. I have a problem. So,
yeah. But yeah, haunted houses, I love them.
Every haunted house is different. We went to
the one in Woodstock. Oh, no, sorry. Yes. One
in Woodstock, one of the towns in Atlanta area.
It was, like, the line was long, but I actually
did get scared. And... And there's always like
a dentist office, there's cemetery, church, room,
and you kind of go through these. And actors,
you know, they're dressed, they're actors, and
they try to scare you as best as they can. Some
of them succeed, some of them don't. Yeah, so
the haunted houses have, yeah, cemetery, church,
some kind of doctor's office where a lot of insides
are spread out, and there's the pig man there.
dissecting the bodies and then there's a room
um gosh there's so many of them at one point
yeah um yeah haunted houses haunted mazes and
actually the next day uh me and my friend we
did get to we did go to see haunted farm that
one was very well organized so you buy your tickets
there and then they tell you okay your number
is this on the wristband um and you have to go
to this area to the waiting area and we have
snacks there we have music there was a football
match going on in the waiting area and on tv
and uh yeah and when your number is called you
will get in this lane this line and you will
wait And yeah, and it kind of moved quickly.
And we were waiting for an hour, but it did not
feel like an hour because we took a lot of pictures
with actors. We took photos like two of us. And
I mean, we kept being entertained. So we watched
a lot of others get scared because there were
a lot of kids and they freaked out because there
was a shirtless guy with a chainsaw. who ran
after them. And one of the actors, he was a clown,
and he gave me one of those honks. You honk it
while pointing at the ground because they're
very loud. And he gave one to me, and I started
scaring people, and it was great. I'm like, oh,
he's so nice. He gave the honk to me, but it
was awesome. You hold it like a gun, but it honks
like, ah, yeah. It was fantastic. I had that
time of my life. Yeah. So, yeah, we got on the
lane, and we went through this maze. And first,
so it's called the Haunted Farm Maze, or Haunted
Farm. Like, if you Google it, it will pop up.
And the tickets were only $25 instead of, like,
$50. like another ones like netherworlds i think
it's 45 at netherworlds which is really good
also but i like the haunted farm so when we went
to the haunted farm it was uh so the beginning
was dark rooms we five of us uh they separate
like five five groups of five so three girls
i mean sorry me my friend and three other girls
they were cool we kind of we pretty much held
hands at the end because there were dark rooms
you couldn't navigate because you couldn't see
anything there was a moment of claustrophobia
because the walls kept caving in because they're
um in a lot of those rooms they pump air into
the cloths like in bouncy houses if that makes
sense um yeah and it felt claustrophobic i love
that and then yeah we got out of those black
rooms and i pretty much navigated through walls
like i touched the walls i accidentally touched
one of the actors but i did say i'm sorry uh
because certainly you're not supposed to touch
actors but they can touch you which is fine so
And then we got into the maze, the cornfield.
And there were a lot of actors and clowns and
scary things waiting for us. And they talked
to us. And it's all very interactive. And while
we kept going through the corn maze, corn wall,
corn, no, corn maze, sorry, cornfield. And yeah,
and that was it. And yeah, I mean, I didn't get
scared, but I was definitely entertained. And
it was the longest. maze i've been to it took
the most time it took like maybe 10 minutes and
most of those haunted houses they take five to
get through them so um yeah i mean i liked it
it was great and then i ate some candy and i
did not do a ouija board this year uh but i did
get to see um it welcome welcome to dairy uh
welcome to dairy dairy by stephen king it's a
new show on hbo max And it was great. I liked
the direction it took. I liked the directing
itself, the scenes, how well it was made. And
those kids, oh my God. The child actors are so
good. They're better than adults. And I was very
impressed by that. And jealous, but very impressed.
They did a great job. But yeah, I have to watch
all the... the rest of this first season now,
because I'm hooked. I'm not a big fan of Stephen
King's horror, but that show was very well made.
So yeah, I got to watch that. Yeah. Oh, I got
to see Halloween Town, the 90s movie. It was
silly, but it was cute. Yeah. It was Disney.
Like, of course, it's going to be silly and cheesy,
but yeah. I mean, Debbie, Deborah Raynaud, sorry.
it'd be right gosh yeah she's in halloween town
she was pretty cool she was she did great i mean
um yeah halloween town on disney plus um yeah
so my halloween was good oh apparently i've learned
that there's a thing called trunk or treat which
is freaking bullshit you pop a trunk And you
give out candy. I'm like, why can't people go
to houses for that? That's real trick -or -treating.
There were some kids this year, which was good.
Because I really hope Halloween tradition doesn't
die down. Because I love Halloween. And I love
going trick -or -treating. I don't care if I'm
millennial. I will still do it. Because I like
free candy. From strangers. Yeah. I love Elma
Joyce. And chocolate. I really feel like eating
some chocolate right now. So I'm going to go
do that. But thank you so much, you guys, for
tuning in today and listening to me talk and
maybe complain a bit about Halloween. But yeah,
Halloween is fantastic. And please don't let
the tradition die down. Let your kids go trick
-or -treating while keeping an eye on them. Let
them dress up however they want. I was going
to dress up as Ted Bundy, but my wig was too
uncomfortable. So I dressed up like a pirate
joker. Female. Female version of a pirate joker.
So, yeah. And then I was a pirate harlequin.
Not Harley Quinn, but harlequin. Yeah. It was
great. So, yeah. Thank you so much for tuning
in today. My name is Emi Amore. And I will talk
to you guys next time.