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Hey guys, what is going on? My name is Amy Amore, also known as Lilly Monroe, and you are listening

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to Escort Confessions. So, hi! It's been a while since I made the podcast and whatnot. I've been,

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you know, all summer I've pretty much been moving, rearranging stuff, donating stuff,

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all kinds of things. It was so busy, like basically I had this issue at the apartment complex, so

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when I returned home after July 4th, basically my sink was dripping, and then which started to cause

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mold on everywhere, more mold. I already had mold, but it was causing more mold, so which started to

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cause cockroaches to show up, then my sink disposal stopped working, and I'm like, I'm talking to

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maintenance, and apparently we did not have maintenance at that complex. We had temps,

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so like they didn't really know what they were doing, so it's like, like you know what, I'm just

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gonna move out, and all my friends were saying, you should see them. I'm like, okay, you got

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ten thousand dollars for me, that maybe I could. So, yeah, basically I just kind of left the complex,

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cleaned everything out, and they still told me that I owe them. I'm like, first of all, I don't

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owe you shit, you owe me for living there under, you know, unsafe, unliving conditions. So, yeah,

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anyways, but you know, I've been on the move a lot, I've been traveling a lot, so everything's been

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going pretty good. Yeah, I got into comedy recently, which is always nice. It's like new

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it's like new experience, very demure, very mindful, or whatever people say nowadays, but

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yeah, and very recently I actually just came back a few days ago from Oahu, which is one of the

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islands in Hawaii. I kind of changed plans a little bit, because I was supposed to be in Alaska this

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September, celebrating my birthday, but I'm like, you know what, I've been to Alaska before, I don't

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want to go there right now. I want to go there in winter and do dog sledding. So, yeah, I switched my

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travel itinerary to Hawaii, and I'm like, you know, I haven't been to this island in Hawaii,

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let's go. And it was it wasn't expensive, it was like twice as cheaper than going to Alaska. So,

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yeah, so yeah, I went to Hawaii, like on the first day I was staying in Honolulu,

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it's the capital, so it kind of reminded me of mix between Miami and Los Angeles, and a little bit of

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Arizona actually, because it was so humid, so hot. There's like a bunch of surfers, everybody's

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exercising, which I absolutely love. Also, I have no idea how they live there, how they can afford

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to live there, because it's like one of the highest. It's really expensive to live there, so yeah.

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So, like I'm thinking generational wealth, you know, natives have been living there since forever,

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since they first, you know, were born there, pretty much. And a lot of Asians, because San

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Clay, Hawaii is between Japan and Mexico, I believe it's Antarctica. Anyways, it's a middle of freaking

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nowhere, middle of the ocean. Ocean is really nice, the water is so blue, I could not believe it.

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You know, a lot of fun activities to do there, like you can go snorkeling, you don't even have

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to pay to go snorkeling, you can just buy masks off Amazon and just take it with you, like that's all.

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I went snorkeling, it was awesome, best day ever. I actually went snorkeling on my birthday,

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and there was nobody there, and I'm like, fuck yeah, fuck yes, all those fish are around me,

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this is great. Yeah, but I mean, I would recommend going to Oahu, like if you want, especially if

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you're into surfing, I would definitely recommend going there, because there's lots of surfers,

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lots of, you know, lots of good waves. I would not go to, it's called Pipeline Beach, I believe,

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and it's like one of the most dangerous spots in the world to go surfing, because people die every

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year, but you know, fair warning, fair warning. See, yeah, great spots for surfing, lots, I mean,

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lots of things to do for families, if you have not been on vacation ever. I got bored there,

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I really got bored, because I've already done a lot of things that people do there,

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so I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go home earlier.

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I got to save money on hotels, I tried to, you know, road dog it in the car, again, stay,

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stay in the car, sleep in the car. I was not really comfortable as I used to be before, so I'm like,

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you know what, I'm gonna stay in hotels from now on, I'd rather be in comfort. And there's not,

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unlike Maui and Kauai, there's not a lot of parking space, and I don't know, I don't know,

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there's not, unlike Maui and Kauai, there's not a lot of parking spots to sleep in Oahu, because

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the beaches are closed, or homeless people live there. It's like, okay, homeless people could be

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there, but I can't, okay, makes perfect sense. And actually, a lot of homeless people come to

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Hawaii to be homeless. I'm like, you know what, I'll probably do the same thing, honestly, honestly,

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I mean, they get showers there, they get beach there. What else, what else do you want from life?

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No judgment from my end. But yeah, so on the first day, again, going back, Honolulu, really big city,

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again, lots of homeless people, just like in any other big town. I had such a hard time

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finding this hotel in quotation marks. It was a, it was like a one-star motel with amazing view,

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with amazing downtown view. And I had to pay like $45 parking fee. And I'm like, but I'm staying at

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the hotel, should it be not included? And they were like, no, okay. And the parking garage at the

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Monarch Hotel, it was only, it took only, they took only cash. I'm like, I see what you do here.

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You're like scamming people. Okay, okay, great. So anyways, and yeah, and then they charged me $20

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for something. I'm like, okay, bitch, whatever. So yeah, Monarch Hotel, do not recommend in

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Honolulu. Just stay away. Because it's like I came there, there were like hairs. It looked like

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somebody died there, which I, I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. So yeah. And then on my birthday,

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I stayed at the Pagoda Hotel. It was much nicer hotel, but it was still like, it was not a resort

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because resorts are expensive. And it's not even the season yet. But it was humid and there were

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lots of people there. So maybe it was season to like go on vacation to Hawaii. But I got to see

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some cool spots, you know, there's lots of beaches to be at. Sharks Cove is pretty cool spot for

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snorkeling. Cut my foot there, which was great. One of the reasons I left early. It's okay, though.

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It's fine. I cut my foot before. It's not the first time this happens. And I did some cave snorkeling,

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which is like I went into the cave, almost went out of air, kind of had a panic attack, and I was

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fine. And I was like, oh, yes, little adventure. And yeah. And then I slept at one of the like

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state parks, which kind of is the parking spot that's overlooking one of the one side of the,

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I don't know, one of the beaches. And literally as I was falling asleep, as I was starting to

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fall asleep, a car came with blue and red lights. And I'm like, that's not a cop. They were fishing

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at nighttime. And I'm like, okay, I'll go back to sleep. Literally five minutes later, another truck

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showed up with three guys in them who decided to play loud music, like where you can hear the bass

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just boom, boom, boom, thumb, thumb, thumb. And I'm like, God damn it. Like, guys, come on, you see, there's a car next to you in which somebody is sleeping, because

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at enterprise, they do not give you tinted, like they do not have cars with tinted windows. It's all

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really open. So like they could see I was sleeping there and they still decide to play music. I'm like,

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you know what, I don't want to leave because I don't know where else to go, because there's not a lot of

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parking spots or spaces to sleep on. So when I did call the police, it didn't go through. I'm like, what the

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fuck? There's not a lot of cops there. There really is not. I mean, I live in the middle of nowhere. But anyways,

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my trip was interesting. So yeah, I mean, out of all the Hawaiian islands I've been to, Maui is still my

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favorite. I don't know if it's because the first one I went to, or because it's one of my favorites. It's like,

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I felt safe there. I did not feel safe in Oahu whatsoever. Maui, super safe, kawaii, was okay. And then Oahu is like,

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yeah, I don't know. I feel like everybody has different experience. But yeah, like that's about it. That's like

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the craziest stuff that happened. Lots of Asian tours, which is, you know, because Japan is like right there

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across the ocean. Probably like six hours of flight. And yeah, I like after the trip, I realized how

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much I missed home and how much I liked airports. Because every airport has its own theme, its own

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theme, lots of, you know, shops. And I was at the Minneapolis airport in St. Paul, and they had Prince

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store, you know, Prince musician, singer, songwriter, Prince, you know, purple vein, purple, yeah.

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Yeah, and I like that. I like the store. Yeah, so lots of cool airports out there in the United

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States. But yeah, you know, if you... Oh, oh, yeah, basically what I wanted to say if you have never

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been on vacation, Oahu is a good spot to go. And this was my vacation. So yeah, anyways, if you

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And I will talk to you guys next time.