Hey guys, what is going on? My name is Lily Monroe and thank you so much for listening to Escort Confessions
Uh, this is part two of my adventure to the virgin islands, uh, particularly st. Croix
I actually had to divide the previous podcast into two parts because it
Was like 17 minutes. I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna direct divide it into two parts. Yeah, so
Where were we last time we were talking about? Uh the first day of me being there
Uh, do not rent it with the center line
and uh, yeah, those bastards asked me on my last day of being there for like
$500 deposit and they were like, oh there's sand everywhere. We gotta it's gonna be like 350
I'm like doesn't say that in the contract guys always read the fine print
Does not matter if they're rushing you because I felt like I was rushed those bastards
um, I felt like I was rushed that's why like I signed everything and um
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have I should have went for somebody else
But that's okay because I actually disputed my charge with american express for the 350 dollars
And yeah, I got it back. So yay
Um, yeah people, uh, I swear it's like
What are you charging 350 for for 10 minutes of them vacuuming the sand like it wasn't even enough sand like
Like fuck you center line in st. Croix virgin islands
Bastards, but uh, yeah. Anyways, I have fun regardless. So, um, i'm gonna talk about that now
When grocery shopping everything was pretty affordable. Um, I actually looked at the rent prices
Because i'm curious how people live where do they live? How much does it cost? It was like, uh, 1 700 something
It's pretty affordable. Um because I pay
a 1500
Plus utilities and water and everything. So it's not bad
Um, and it's savannah. Oh, I don't know. I'm not a big fan of savannah. So
uh
Yeah, savannah georgia. It's a touristy town. So but st. Croix lay back very beautiful nice people nice people
I would be very popular there. So let's just let's just say that black guys seem to like me
So I think it's because of my assets
but um
And uh, yeah when grocery shopping got some groceries, um went to
Few churches that they had
Uh, and then started going to the beaches. I did not oh, oh, yes
So the first beach I went to was the rainbow beach was just
Popular for some reason. I don't know why it's just a beach and there's like a little
restaurant on the coast so
I met a dog
Dog was nice and fluffy. He was kind of not very energetic, but he was so cute
um, so I went to the rainbow beach then I went to like
Other beaches that were along the coast and then it started getting dark. So i'm like, you know what i'm gonna sleep in the car
Why not? Um, because I can actually find a hotel room that late because it was getting pretty dark at
6 7 pm
Uh, yeah, so I did go I did go swimming
and this guy he came up to me and he started talking to me and
Yeah, it's like in some situations you shouldn't be as nice
Because I should have just told him like look i'm not interested. I just wanna like be by myself right now
I'm not feeling very great or whatever. I just killed my boy. I don't know. I don't know. Um, should not have been nice because
Right after I left that beach where me and this guy met he started talking to me
He he was at the next beach that I was in and I saw a family at that beach and
I almost wanted to befriend them and say hey that guy is fucking stalking me. So anyways, um
Um, so I left that beach. He didn't he did not throw me to the next beach
So and I kept on driving, um, and I watched the sunset and I started preparing for the nightcap
and I
Had such a hard time falling asleep because it was humid so
I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna go for a skinny day because nobody was around. It was very deserted area
And I did that. It was very nice water was
perfect and
I did see some plankton like the glowing plankton and I told that plankton to say hi to spongebob. So
SpongeBob SquarePants
Um, yeah, so
Yeah, I was skin and dipping in a known area and
Not knowing what's in the water. I mean, i'm sure there's sharks somewhere, but I swam with sharks before I was fine
Uh, so after that I felt that oh, yeah, you know now that I got
Poured yeah that got in the water. I'm gonna sleep good. Hell nah
So I actually decided to sleep on the beach. I brought a blanket. I brought a towel so I could like lay on something
brought my
traveling pillow and
And I tried falling asleep and I could not I'm like what is going on? Like I'm supposed to be tired
Because the day that I arrived because I couldn't sleep on the plane. I should be tired
Hell nah, I was not so I went back into the car and I'm like I started falling asleep
So I woke up maybe like 5 6 a.m. I probably had three hours of sleep
Maybe less but I was still energetic. So I decided to go hiking to the lighthouse which was my next destination and
Started hiking the hike was supposed to take probably like an hour or so
It took me 15 minutes because I just said fuck it. It kept going
I don't like hiking in steep areas if it keeps going up. I'm like nah
Screw that i'm done
And I tried to cheat the hike by kind of cutting off the
Road, I guess
Like I saw that if I kept going straight towards the coast instead of like in a zigzag
I might see the lighthouse take a picture and then head back
As soon as I stepped in something bit me I look at the bushes
Poison ivy. Yay. I never I never had
That experience with poison ivy because I mean I try to be careful when I go hiking
I think it was poison ivy. I don't know because my legs started tingling
And and that was that and it's I had like a red area
But I did not have a rash which usually what happens after poison ivy. So maybe it was something else
And I started thinking oh my god, what if what if my legs are gonna go numb?
What if it's some kind of poisonous plant? Who do I call? There's no signal like oh no
The whole time I was on the islands I probably had
half the time signal so I had a signal half of the time
And what's gonna happen like somebody has to be here
But I was fine
Yeah, and then I started going beach hopping from one beach to another beach
And so the way that island is is that on the island
The way that island is is that on the eastern part you have
Frederick's end
Area and on the other side you have Christian sand or said can remember
So yeah, I was in the Frederick's end
went downtown explored downtown and then I
Yeah, healthy beaches on some of the beaches. There were not a lot of people on one of them, which was a resort actually
That was just me there and I'm like what is going on?
Why is nobody here? Like usually people go swimming on the beach every
Single day. I mean I would be at the beach if I lived there
and I went snorkeling and it was fun and
I got a few souvenirs including a coconut that I brought with me actually
and yeah
And then I went to this
uh residency that had seniors in it and
They had the most gorgeous view and there was tennis courts. There were like bougie bougie stuff
And i'm like, I want to live here. This is nice. This is great. I could live with seniors. I mean
They probably would like me. I don't know women might not but i'm sure older guys
Will like me because that's what usually happens. So
Yeah
But uh, anyways, and then after that, I went to the christian sand saw point udall
Which is one of the tourist attractions. It's basically a sun clock
and uh, yeah
and then on the way back from there
I saw
two cars that were broken into and
that led me to have a little bit of pdsd experience because I had something similar happen years ago
and um
My mood kind of went down
But I visited but but then I went to I went to see fort
uh christian sand
Oh, one of the most gorgeous places i've seen probably because it's it was very historic and you're overlooking
the fort and the fort is overlooking to the city and
it's just
guys, you should go there like
Visited because I did not I probably spent less than a thousand on a plane ticket and um
around like
500 or so on rent in a car because renting a car there is expensive
But then again, it was a company with whom I rented so do not once again do not use center lines
Don't do it
Go with avis and budget because that's where most people went actually
Um, yeah, and then I did get a hotel
my last
night there so
it was
the hotel was at the fort
sorry fort for the vixen and
I mean it was okay. I mean I didn't have like a the city view or anything, but um, it was I still had a nice view
I watched golden go. Um, sorry. It was golden palace while I was falling asleep and I was like i'm finally on the bed
I finally have a shower and getting the scent of every
Particle of my body that I have because sun gets everywhere. So
um
Yeah, then the next day I actually went to see the
beer drinking pigs
Which was great
You pretty much
Get to this place, which is like in the rainforest you buy a beer and buy like
Give two dollars to the cashier to see the pigs and you you you basically poured the beer into the pig pig's mouth
So that was an interesting experience
Uh, yeah
Yeah, pigs are cute
They're so adorable and
And you can't pet a pig there
Otherwise they go berserk and they get drunk on you and stuff. I mean I would think so so
I would think so. So
Uh, yes
Great. Um, it was a good trip. It was a good trip. Um
There were a few times my signal was lost, but I can I just keep driving along the coast
and uh and along the highway and uh, yeah, I probably spent
maybe like 70 bucks on food because I did dine in and
I had food to take
With me to the hotel, but it was a great it was a great trip. So I would highly recommend going if you haven't been
and uh, yeah, so this was it, um, my next trip is gonna be to kawaii
in hawaii island, so hopefully that will go well, I know it will be raining and cloudy, but
Hopefully there will be some sunshine for just just for me and a few other people. So I don't know
Uh, but yeah, thank you so much for tuning in today. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for your support
And yeah, I will talk to you guys next time.